Hawks at Flyers Game 4 1st Period Thread
by SamFels on Jun 4, 2010 7:00 PM CDT
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Let's do the fork in the garbage disposal
Let’s do the fork in the garbage disposal
by Hi, l'm Bob LeDonne on Jun 4, 2010 7:01 PM CDT reply actions
noooo!
Turds!
Spaulding, how many times have I spoken to you about your language?
Double turds!
Spaulding!!!
by ChicagoNativeSon on Jun 4, 2010 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions
oh good to know
I actually wore my Hossa jersey last game. Bad idea. Hawks had never won a game in which I actually wore it. I lay it next to me on the sofa.
Turds!
Spaulding, how many times have I spoken to you about your language?
Double turds!
Spaulding!!!
by ChicagoNativeSon on Jun 4, 2010 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I like your moves
I like your style
by Hi, I'm Bob LeDonne on Jun 4, 2010 7:03 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I'm drunk already
Let’s do this!
by it'snotsomuchmeasitisroenick on Jun 4, 2010 7:01 PM CDT reply actions
lets get these bastards
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Jun 4, 2010 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Cut my gift shopping short to make it back for the game
I’m going to get a lot less sleep tonight than I should be getting, haha
Sunday Manhattan Meet-Up?
Think about it and get back to me
by it'snotsomuchmeasitisroenick on Jun 4, 2010 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Could be tough for me
I’ll try though — if we win tonight it would be much easier for me to disregard everything else
hey y’all, i’m back.
LET’S DO IT.
STAAL FOR SELKE. SIDNEY FOR EVERY OTHER ONE OR JUST THE HART AND THE MESSIER LEADERSHIP AWARD. THAT IS ACCEPTABLE.
exactly
I like to cheer for the Flyers
I go to the game dressed in Orange
My team is full of limp dicks and criers
Basically, i root for a group of cocksuckers
that’s practically Shakespeare…
Meow
Meow mix meow mix please deliver
by Hi, I'm Bob LeDonne on Jun 4, 2010 7:02 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
LETS GO HAWKS
FUCK PHILADELPHIA AND EVERYTHING ASSOCIATED WITH IT EXCLUDING THE THINGS THAT DONT SUCK
FUCK PRONGER
Self-Proclaimed President of the Castro Boobird Face Kicking Club
The Chicago Blackhawks: The only Chicago team worth caring about.
oh and if someone would be kind enough to type this before the 2nd 3rd and possible OT that would be great
this shit is good mojo
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by jesus christos on Jun 4, 2010 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Getting away with murder longer than O.J. Simpson...
"Everything I know about life, I learned from my father watching the Blackhawks. It can all be summed up in 2 words, 2 simple words that ring over and over in my memory. Detroit Sucks!!! Detroit Sucks!!!"
by DetroitSucks! on Jun 4, 2010 7:03 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
awesome!
did you make this??
Turds!
Spaulding, how many times have I spoken to you about your language?
Double turds!
Spaulding!!!
by ChicagoNativeSon on Jun 4, 2010 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions
This one I can proudly take credit for!
"Everything I know about life, I learned from my father watching the Blackhawks. It can all be summed up in 2 words, 2 simple words that ring over and over in my memory. Detroit Sucks!!! Detroit Sucks!!!"
by DetroitSucks! on Jun 4, 2010 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions
WIN!!!
Turds!
Spaulding, how many times have I spoken to you about your language?
Double turds!
Spaulding!!!
by ChicagoNativeSon on Jun 4, 2010 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions
They should totally play that in the UC when Philly takes the ice... LoL
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
Beer, check...snacks, check
defibrillator, check
"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy
"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner
Yes...
But BOYNTON?!?!?
Go go gadget line generator, I guess.
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
6 of one half dozen of another
Boynton is a little bigger than Hendry isn’t he? and has a pulse unlike Johnsson
another meat shield for the 3rd?
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-Albert Einstein
by tattoodgovtmonkey on Jun 4, 2010 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions
bleh
guess Q is trying to duplicate buff on another line…with a whole lot more fail
by Coz_Bulls_Fan on Jun 4, 2010 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions
i would almost prefer buff go back to d
than put boynton in
by blackhawkeyes on Jun 4, 2010 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions
if you can find a way to clone 72 or frankenstein a way to get Johnsson in
i think we’re fucked.
by blackhawkeyes on Jun 4, 2010 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Ladd yes
boynton, wtf mate?
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Jun 4, 2010 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions
No idea
This is a complete surprise to everyone
by Andrew Cieslak on Jun 4, 2010 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I expected Mountain playing tonight, not Boynton
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-Albert Einstein
by tattoodgovtmonkey on Jun 4, 2010 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Relax guys...
With the way this series is going, Boynton in the lineup just means he’ll probably get the game winning goal.
"Everything I know about life, I learned from my father watching the Blackhawks. It can all be summed up in 2 words, 2 simple words that ring over and over in my memory. Detroit Sucks!!! Detroit Sucks!!!"
by DetroitSucks! on Jun 4, 2010 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't mind Boyton being in for Hendry
Boyton is a bit more physical, so I look at it as a lateral move against a team like Philly. Plus, we got Ladd in and Burish out. All in all, an improvement.
I’m expecting a closely played game, but a cock-stomping score-wise from the Hawks. I like the 5-2 call that was made earlier.
Turds!
Spaulding, how many times have I spoken to you about your language?
Double turds!
Spaulding!!!
by ChicagoNativeSon on Jun 4, 2010 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, but
For puck movement? I like Hendry’s speed. I think we’ve done enough of the physical thing — the Flyers like to open it up more than people realize and we’ve got to match that when they do.
He didn't handle the physical forecheck well
Turds!
Spaulding, how many times have I spoken to you about your language?
Double turds!
Spaulding!!!
by ChicagoNativeSon on Jun 4, 2010 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Hope Chris is wearing the right Jersey!
Not that it matters, and I hope I’m thinking of the right guy.
FUCK Im ready to go, lets FUCKING DO THIS!
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
LETS GO HAWKS!!!!!
To quote the GREAT Steve Miller;
C’MON HAWKS!! TIME TO GO TO OVERDRIVE!!!!!
FULL 60MINs OF DOMINATION!!!!!
OUT HIT OUT RUN OUT PLAY ’EM TILL THE FINAL HORN BLOWS!!!
BUT FIRST THING IS FIRST AND THATS THE FIRST!!!
PURSUE POSSESS PILLAGE & PLUNDER BOYS!!!!
DO YOU KNOW HOW TO CUT??
’CUZ I WANT MY SCAPLS!!!!
LETS GO HAWKS!!!!!!
by Hawkynite! on Jun 4, 2010 7:09 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
OH WHO CARES ABOUT THE DELAWARE VALLEY
THEY CAN GO DIE
WELL EXCEPT ME
STAAL FOR SELKE. SIDNEY FOR EVERY OTHER ONE OR JUST THE HART AND THE MESSIER LEADERSHIP AWARD. THAT IS ACCEPTABLE.
TO THE CLIFFS!!!
20 minutes at at time!
Skates to their throats, Blackhawks!
Set Hossa to “Kill”
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
Stupid filters... Access denied "Open/Mixed content" WTF does that even mean?
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
"Would you have a drink with you?"
yeah, I fuckin do it all the time, and screw your Stoli Vodka, be a man and get a Scotch
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Jun 4, 2010 7:12 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Marian Hossa as Jonah Hex
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Jun 4, 2010 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions
LET'S GO HAWKS
More Campbell and less Catfish
Oh and NHL quit using fucking Hoobastank on your commercials, they still suck.
When in Rome we shall do as the Romans, when in Hell we do shots at the bar.
by HolyBlackhawksBatman on Jun 4, 2010 7:13 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
kane’s gonna end lives tonight. i just have a good feeling about that kid tonight.
STAAL FOR SELKE. SIDNEY FOR EVERY OTHER ONE OR JUST THE HART AND THE MESSIER LEADERSHIP AWARD. THAT IS ACCEPTABLE.
Paging Dr. Kane, paging Dr. Kane
They’re ready for you in the OR
by it'snotsomuchmeasitisroenick on Jun 4, 2010 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions
God bless Vespucci-land...
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back!
+1 for history reference
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Jun 4, 2010 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions
+1 for the number of W's I want the Hawks to get in that non-anthem singing building tonight!
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
It's actually from a comedy routine by a group called Firesign Theater
They do this whole bit about the history of America and what it means to be an American, and one of the guys sings that line.
But I do remember learning about Amerigo Vespucci in school. :-)
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back!
i have to admire these hawks fans going to games in philly. i’d be WAY too scared.
STAAL FOR SELKE. SIDNEY FOR EVERY OTHER ONE OR JUST THE HART AND THE MESSIER LEADERSHIP AWARD. THAT IS ACCEPTABLE.
I would totally go - But I've got my own crowd of D-bags to deal with here already.
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
CNS bogarted the Photoshop, so I'm going back to MS Finger Paint
Let’s DO THIS:
by VerStig on Jun 4, 2010 7:16 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
rec'd
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-Albert Einstein
by tattoodgovtmonkey on Jun 4, 2010 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
rec'd of course
Turds!
Spaulding, how many times have I spoken to you about your language?
Double turds!
Spaulding!!!
by ChicagoNativeSon on Jun 4, 2010 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm GIMPing my way thru my pics lol
Uber rec’d btw
"Everything I know about life, I learned from my father watching the Blackhawks. It can all be summed up in 2 words, 2 simple words that ring over and over in my memory. Detroit Sucks!!! Detroit Sucks!!!"
by DetroitSucks! on Jun 4, 2010 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions
They should really
just go with a Kate Smith recording for all of God Bless America instead of making it a crappy duet.
hello
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Still waiting for the Stanley Cup to go to the Canucks.....
I officially hate 7 seeds
These games against NSH and PHI have been way more stressful on me than anything SJS or VAN brought.
LET’S DO THIS SHIT
So far Buff still with DDN
"Everything I know about life, I learned from my father watching the Blackhawks. It can all be summed up in 2 words, 2 simple words that ring over and over in my memory. Detroit Sucks!!! Detroit Sucks!!!"
Dammit
Laddie
"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy
"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner
damn it lad
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The Chicago Blackhawks: The only Chicago team worth caring about.
Oh Laddy
"Everything I know about life, I learned from my father watching the Blackhawks. It can all be summed up in 2 words, 2 simple words that ring over and over in my memory. Detroit Sucks!!! Detroit Sucks!!!"
WTF??
SCF – Andrew Ladd…
Andrew Ladd – SCF.
Get acquainted.
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
They've met
He has a ring from 2006 ? with the canes
Yeah, but not acquainted with this year's
(and its beautiful officials)
LoL
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
if by beautiful you mean
in need of being slashed with a high stick I agree
Ladd, put the puck in the net not that little bitch
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-Albert Einstein
by tattoodgovtmonkey on Jun 4, 2010 7:18 PM CDT reply actions
holy HELL
"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy
"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner
niemi!
Self-Proclaimed President of the Castro Boobird Face Kicking Club
The Chicago Blackhawks: The only Chicago team worth caring about.
Uncle!
"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy
"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner
he was only missing the "r"
"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy
"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner
Whoever suggested
that we not put Bolland + Madden out for the first PK shift got their wish… two forward pairings before we got to them
Madden with the snow shower
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
makes me want to go zebra huntin
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Jun 4, 2010 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions
looks for cover
"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy
"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner
Wow.. they want to warn on that? Did they have a teleconference before the game with some other people?
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
Biscuit's
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-Albert Einstein
by tattoodgovtmonkey on Jun 4, 2010 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Looked like Biscuit
"Everything I know about life, I learned from my father watching the Blackhawks. It can all be summed up in 2 words, 2 simple words that ring over and over in my memory. Detroit Sucks!!! Detroit Sucks!!!"
by DetroitSucks! on Jun 4, 2010 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought it was actually Bolland
from behind. (too lazy to retype that)
Turds!
Spaulding, how many times have I spoken to you about your language?
Double turds!
Spaulding!!!
by ChicagoNativeSon on Jun 4, 2010 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions
I rewound it
Seabs tipped it with his stick
Turds!
Spaulding, how many times have I spoken to you about your language?
Double turds!
Spaulding!!!
by ChicagoNativeSon on Jun 4, 2010 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions
lets play in their zone
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Leighton is in 2nd place
for cheap shots with the stick
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."
fuck leighton
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The Chicago Blackhawks: The only Chicago team worth caring about.
aaaarrrrggghhh
"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy
"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner
Good Evening All
Of Course
FUCK SCUM
FUCK BULLIES
GO HAWKS!!!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 4, 2010 7:24 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
im loading up my 30-06...
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Jun 4, 2010 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Damnit
Hossa with an excellent opportunity… and another stupid penalty
stop taking penalties
pwease
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The Chicago Blackhawks: The only Chicago team worth caring about.
Kopecky...
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back!
Come the fuck on!
"Everything I know about life, I learned from my father watching the Blackhawks. It can all be summed up in 2 words, 2 simple words that ring over and over in my memory. Detroit Sucks!!! Detroit Sucks!!!"
FUCK
"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy
"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner
fuck
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-Albert Einstein
by tattoodgovtmonkey on Jun 4, 2010 7:25 PM CDT reply actions
Ugh
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back!
Fuck that was fast
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 4, 2010 7:25 PM CDT reply actions
what the fuck has happened to our PK?
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FUCK
I got a block of wood to carry around, it soothes my superstitious soul. If the knocking doesn't help I can just beat myself over the head with it until I don't care anymore.
it's entirely possible this isn't sarcasm
Ugh
"Everything I know about life, I learned from my father watching the Blackhawks. It can all be summed up in 2 words, 2 simple words that ring over and over in my memory. Detroit Sucks!!! Detroit Sucks!!!"
Son of a fuckin bitch
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."
Really? 3 fucking minutes into the 1st, they've had 2 fucking PPs???
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
GUYS, IT’S TOTES OKAY, it’s only the first and this’ll just piss our boys off and inspire them.
STAAL FOR SELKE. SIDNEY FOR EVERY OTHER ONE OR JUST THE HART AND THE MESSIER LEADERSHIP AWARD. THAT IS ACCEPTABLE.
We need the Leader to come out and Lead the way!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 4, 2010 7:26 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Say i'm like a Scum fan all you want...
But this officiating has been horse, bull, and pronger’s mom’s shit all rolled into one.
"Everything I know about life, I learned from my father watching the Blackhawks. It can all be summed up in 2 words, 2 simple words that ring over and over in my memory. Detroit Sucks!!! Detroit Sucks!!!"
The big difference being that they claim its a penalty if a defending player LOOKS at their players if they have possession of the puck.
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
It's the ingredients
for Pronger’s Creamy Dongers
Turds!
Spaulding, how many times have I spoken to you about your language?
Double turds!
Spaulding!!!
by ChicagoNativeSon on Jun 4, 2010 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
The Hawks PP needs to get back in gear more than their PP
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 4, 2010 7:30 PM CDT reply actions
Sorry PK more than PP I are is meaning
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 4, 2010 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
It's been uncharacteristically bad
something like 60%
get your tinfoil hats here
http://www.wingingitinmotown.com/
look its a bird no its a plane no wait its Patrick Kane!
bahahahahaha
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It's funny
Except it’s not.
These refs are fucking terrible.
by Ban on Jun 4, 2010 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
SOUPY
"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy
"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner
i love you, campbell
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Soupy says Hi
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back!
THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK I'M TALKIN ABOUT
KNOCK SOME MOTHERFUCKIN HEADS OFF
"Everything I know about life, I learned from my father watching the Blackhawks. It can all be summed up in 2 words, 2 simple words that ring over and over in my memory. Detroit Sucks!!! Detroit Sucks!!!"
Although I was hoping to see Brouwer on the 1st line
I do really like our 4th line. Eager, Madden, Brouwer. I would love to see them get on the board.
Turds!
Spaulding, how many times have I spoken to you about your language?
Double turds!
Spaulding!!!
by ChicagoNativeSon on Jun 4, 2010 7:31 PM CDT reply actions
At least he didn't get Umberger'd...
"Everything I know about life, I learned from my father watching the Blackhawks. It can all be summed up in 2 words, 2 simple words that ring over and over in my memory. Detroit Sucks!!! Detroit Sucks!!!"
by DetroitSucks! on Jun 4, 2010 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions
typical douche move by Pronger
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-Albert Einstein
by tattoodgovtmonkey on Jun 4, 2010 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Dear NHL officials
GO FUCK YOURSELVES
by it'snotsomuchmeasitisroenick on Jun 4, 2010 7:33 PM CDT reply actions
fuck pronger
Self-Proclaimed President of the Castro Boobird Face Kicking Club
The Chicago Blackhawks: The only Chicago team worth caring about.
See ya
Leimo
"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy
"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner
Pronger gets away with another one.
Leino’s in the dressing room. Sweet fucking success.
BTW, how many penalties will Pronger get away with this game?
i said this last game, but it remains my call: eleventy billion.
STAAL FOR SELKE. SIDNEY FOR EVERY OTHER ONE OR JUST THE HART AND THE MESSIER LEADERSHIP AWARD. THAT IS ACCEPTABLE.
Leino might be out for a period or so
until he realizes what truck hit him and where he is
Sigh... Gamecenter is so broken. It has Ladd and Kop at a +2 each.
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
If they called penalties on Pronger
he’d never be on the ice
Wow
I thought they weren’t going to call the hook on Hossa I was going to turn the game off
BOOOOOOOO I’M FROM PHILLY AND I DON’T UNDERSTAND THE RULES OF HOCKEY BOOOOO
STAAL FOR SELKE. SIDNEY FOR EVERY OTHER ONE OR JUST THE HART AND THE MESSIER LEADERSHIP AWARD. THAT IS ACCEPTABLE.
Yeah...ok
how blatant does it have to be before they call it?
"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy
"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner
that was mild
compared to what they’ve let slide
"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy
"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner
I can't see it.. LoL. Seemed appropriate.
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
WTF Buff?
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-Albert Einstein
by tattoodgovtmonkey on Jun 4, 2010 7:36 PM CDT reply actions
Clown Shoes
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 4, 2010 7:36 PM CDT reply actions
That's an insult to clown shoes.
Our PP is nowhere near that good.
by Ban on Jun 4, 2010 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
fucking Buff
I got a block of wood to carry around, it soothes my superstitious soul. If the knocking doesn't help I can just beat myself over the head with it until I don't care anymore.
it's entirely possible this isn't sarcasm
He's been on the 2nd line quite a bit in the past 2 months, no?
Turds!
Spaulding, how many times have I spoken to you about your language?
Double turds!
Spaulding!!!
by ChicagoNativeSon on Jun 4, 2010 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions
So the shifts haven't been amazing
but I’m loving the three consecutive offensive zone faceoff wins. Haven’t seen those for a while.
dear blackhawks,
don’t let your pp look like the pens’ from the beginning of the year. thank you.
love,
katie.
STAAL FOR SELKE. SIDNEY FOR EVERY OTHER ONE OR JUST THE HART AND THE MESSIER LEADERSHIP AWARD. THAT IS ACCEPTABLE.
noted, thank you.
STAAL FOR SELKE. SIDNEY FOR EVERY OTHER ONE OR JUST THE HART AND THE MESSIER LEADERSHIP AWARD. THAT IS ACCEPTABLE.
and they've never been funny
I hate fucking clowns (yeah, I’m too lazy to retype that too)
Turds!
Spaulding, how many times have I spoken to you about your language?
Double turds!
Spaulding!!!
by ChicagoNativeSon on Jun 4, 2010 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Is it just me, or are the Hawks shots from the point and high slot resulting a whole bunch of nothing?
Just the puck getting quickly cleared out
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 4, 2010 7:38 PM CDT reply actions
not just you
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Jun 4, 2010 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Just once
I’d like to see a stick on a rebound
by it'snotsomuchmeasitisroenick on Jun 4, 2010 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I've never
watched a game full of so much anger and hate.
Looks like the Hawks are goin out of their way to hit Pronger...
I’d love to see someone just lay him out cold Campbell-Umberger style. See link above and you’ll know what i’m talkin about.
"Everything I know about life, I learned from my father watching the Blackhawks. It can all be summed up in 2 words, 2 simple words that ring over and over in my memory. Detroit Sucks!!! Detroit Sucks!!!"
give those clown shoes to homeless kids
they need them more
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The Chicago Blackhawks: The only Chicago team worth caring about.
I think the Hawks found their box left over from March
and seem intent on using them.
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 4, 2010 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions
is he high?
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Jun 4, 2010 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Buff needs to be moved off the 1st line
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-Albert Einstein
by tattoodgovtmonkey on Jun 4, 2010 7:42 PM CDT reply actions
I thought I was just about to see someone get Hossa'd
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 4, 2010 7:42 PM CDT reply actions
before i go
LETS GO HAWKS
FUCK PHILADELPHIA AND EVERYTHING ASSOCIATED WITH IT EXCLUDING THE THINGS THAT DONT SUCK
FUCK PRONGER
Self-Proclaimed President of the Castro Boobird Face Kicking Club
The Chicago Blackhawks: The only Chicago team worth caring about.
Hartnell just crosschecked a guy from his knees
no penalty after going diving into Niemi
Ref can't see anything past his beard.
"Everything I know about life, I learned from my father watching the Blackhawks. It can all be summed up in 2 words, 2 simple words that ring over and over in my memory. Detroit Sucks!!! Detroit Sucks!!!"
by DetroitSucks! on Jun 4, 2010 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Running into Niemi was okay (pushed in by Hawk)
If the Refs did not call a cross check, it did not happen
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 4, 2010 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions
But of course not. They couldn't possibly MISS something like that!!
LoL
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
I bet it really annoys others...
That Edzo says “we” when talking about the Blackhawks
my mother swears whenever she sees hartnell on the screen. every time.
STAAL FOR SELKE. SIDNEY FOR EVERY OTHER ONE OR JUST THE HART AND THE MESSIER LEADERSHIP AWARD. THAT IS ACCEPTABLE.
I'm getting annoyed
Iv’e seen 2-3 ticky tack penalties that were similar to the couple they called on the hawks early not get called.
Sopel, you're sloooooooow
"Everything I know about life, I learned from my father watching the Blackhawks. It can all be summed up in 2 words, 2 simple words that ring over and over in my memory. Detroit Sucks!!! Detroit Sucks!!!"
Fuckity Fuck Fuck
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-Albert Einstein
by tattoodgovtmonkey on Jun 4, 2010 7:46 PM CDT reply actions
WTF Hawks
This is worse than the last game.
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back!
OHHHH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
STAAL FOR SELKE. SIDNEY FOR EVERY OTHER ONE OR JUST THE HART AND THE MESSIER LEADERSHIP AWARD. THAT IS ACCEPTABLE.
FUCK
DOUBLE FUCK
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 4, 2010 7:46 PM CDT reply actions
Nice pass Hammer
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."
ugh, we better change this momentum fast
"Everything I know about life, I learned from my father watching the Blackhawks. It can all be summed up in 2 words, 2 simple words that ring over and over in my memory. Detroit Sucks!!! Detroit Sucks!!!"
FUCKING BULLSHIT
I got a block of wood to carry around, it soothes my superstitious soul. If the knocking doesn't help I can just beat myself over the head with it until I don't care anymore.
it's entirely possible this isn't sarcasm
Why the fuck is Hjalmarsson still out there?
God fucking damn it. He just keeps feeding them the puck. Fucking retarded. Give the kid a Flyers sweater.
jeez fuck
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Sopel + Hjalmarsson = Brutal defensive pairing.
2010 PLAYOFFS: STANLEY CUP FINALS
HOSSA'S REVENGE: Will the 3rd time be the first time Hossa hoists Lord Stanley's chalice?
should never fucking happen
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-Albert Einstein
by tattoodgovtmonkey on Jun 4, 2010 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Definitely not Hjammer's night
Hjammer 2, Hawks 0
Turds!
Spaulding, how many times have I spoken to you about your language?
Double turds!
Spaulding!!!
by ChicagoNativeSon on Jun 4, 2010 7:47 PM CDT reply actions
goddammit
Jelly with the assist
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
Isn't that their second or third EV Goal in the series?
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
Wow two straight games
A Hawk has tried to clear straight up the gut of the slot, to result in a Philly Goal
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 4, 2010 7:47 PM CDT reply actions
What is wrong with this team?
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back!
it’s the philly water.
STAAL FOR SELKE. SIDNEY FOR EVERY OTHER ONE OR JUST THE HART AND THE MESSIER LEADERSHIP AWARD. THAT IS ACCEPTABLE.
defensive breakdowns
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-Albert Einstein
by tattoodgovtmonkey on Jun 4, 2010 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions
If Q doesn't see that Soup is playing a million times better, and faster, than Sopel...
Then there is something seriously wrong.
"Everything I know about life, I learned from my father watching the Blackhawks. It can all be summed up in 2 words, 2 simple words that ring over and over in my memory. Detroit Sucks!!! Detroit Sucks!!!"
Niemi has to stone them the rest of the way
Don’t like how this game is going at this point in time.
"WGN, Channel 9 Cubs Baseball, Excitingly, Importantly, Dramatically Yours." - Jack Brickhouse
cannot let these douches tie the series up
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-Albert Einstein
by tattoodgovtmonkey on Jun 4, 2010 7:51 PM CDT reply actions
Face it ’Hawks fans,
The Hockey Gods HATE US.
2010 PLAYOFFS: STANLEY CUP FINALS
HOSSA'S REVENGE: Will the 3rd time be the first time Hossa hoists Lord Stanley's chalice?
Fuck the hockey gods
I’m a sports atheist
Turds!
Spaulding, how many times have I spoken to you about your language?
Double turds!
Spaulding!!!
by ChicagoNativeSon on Jun 4, 2010 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions
So did Leino get a warning for giving Niemi a snow shower?
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back!
This
isn’t over
"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy
"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner
Bettman on TV
Joy Fucking Joy
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 4, 2010 7:52 PM CDT reply actions
THIS THIS THIS
I’ve never been happier that I have no TV.
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
When was the last Hawks SOG from less than 30'?
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 4, 2010 7:53 PM CDT reply actions
Boynton and Sopel
is like asking for a 3rd flyers goal… please just keep them off the ice
Time for that Horsa guy
to take over
"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy
"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner
SHARPY!!!
"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy
"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner
or SHARPIE
"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy
"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner
Sharpie!!!
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-Albert Einstein
by tattoodgovtmonkey on Jun 4, 2010 7:55 PM CDT reply actions
Finally!
"WGN, Channel 9 Cubs Baseball, Excitingly, Importantly, Dramatically Yours." - Jack Brickhouse
Finally
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back!
SHOOOTTTEERRR!!!!!!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 4, 2010 7:55 PM CDT reply actions
Fuck Yeah
Lucky bounce for us!
"Everything I know about life, I learned from my father watching the Blackhawks. It can all be summed up in 2 words, 2 simple words that ring over and over in my memory. Detroit Sucks!!! Detroit Sucks!!!"
THANK GOD
I got a block of wood to carry around, it soothes my superstitious soul. If the knocking doesn't help I can just beat myself over the head with it until I don't care anymore.
it's entirely possible this isn't sarcasm
GET SOPEL LESS FUCKING ICE TIME
SHARPIE!!!!!!!
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
get back on track....
"This is the only thing that has seen more parties than us."
Steven Tyler, Aerosmith's lead singer, after admiring the Stanley Cup
Huuuuuuuuuuuge Goal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."
FUCK YEAH
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I think that is Panda's Goal
Using option 3 on that one if so!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 4, 2010 7:56 PM CDT reply actions
HOSSA!
Turds!
Spaulding, how many times have I spoken to you about your language?
Double turds!
Spaulding!!!
by ChicagoNativeSon on Jun 4, 2010 7:56 PM CDT reply actions
bust open those gates!
"This is the only thing that has seen more parties than us."
Steven Tyler, Aerosmith's lead singer, after admiring the Stanley Cup
sandwich!!
"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy
"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner
FUCK NO
"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy
"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner
Get Sopel off the fucking ice!
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-Albert Einstein
by tattoodgovtmonkey on Jun 4, 2010 7:56 PM CDT reply actions
Fuck me
Turds!
Spaulding, how many times have I spoken to you about your language?
Double turds!
Spaulding!!!
by ChicagoNativeSon on Jun 4, 2010 7:56 PM CDT reply actions
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 4, 2010 7:56 PM CDT reply actions
WY IS SOPEL OUT THERE AGAIN?
I got a block of wood to carry around, it soothes my superstitious soul. If the knocking doesn't help I can just beat myself over the head with it until I don't care anymore.
it's entirely possible this isn't sarcasm
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT????
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back!
what team are we watching?
Doesn’t seem very moral to me. Might as well take Satan’s autograph while you’re at it. - N.C.
2 Straight Fucking Games the HAwks get a big goal
to Shit it away <30seconds later!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 4, 2010 7:57 PM CDT reply actions
fuck philly
There is nothing worse than hitting submit on an a great post, only to realize you spelled a word wrong
Hi Blackhawks
this is Defense. I understand you guys have been a bit…estranged lately. You guys should talk.
how do you fucking lose him
There is nothing worse than hitting submit on an a great post, only to realize you spelled a word wrong
Ok. deep breath.
Two periods left, intermission to break up some momentum, time for Q to talk some sense and calm some nerves.
"Showin' her my Toews-face!"
looked like he was waiting to clear the sliding douche
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-Albert Einstein
by tattoodgovtmonkey on Jun 4, 2010 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
This
still is far from over.
"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy
"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner
Someone get me Sopel's TOI
who is better at finding stats
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
thank you
seems liek too much for one period, hes a weak point against north south offense and they fcking know it, he will drop back to block a shot instead of challenging the puck carrier
Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!
by BigCSouthside on Jun 4, 2010 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
shoot the puck!
There is nothing worse than hitting submit on an a great post, only to realize you spelled a word wrong
Hossa had the shot
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."
Pathetic. Absolutely pathetic.
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back!
Q can't figure out who to pair Sopel with
maybe the bench would be a good pairing? They both smell like ass.
Turds!
Spaulding, how many times have I spoken to you about your language?
Double turds!
Spaulding!!!
by ChicagoNativeSon on Jun 4, 2010 7:59 PM CDT reply actions
Time to plant Sopes next to Huet on the bench
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-Albert Einstein
by tattoodgovtmonkey on Jun 4, 2010 7:59 PM CDT reply actions
I give that period a D-
Deffense = F-
PK= D
PP = D
Offense = C+/B-
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 4, 2010 7:59 PM CDT reply actions
C+ at best too many bad passes and long shots
Nobody in front of the net. Where the fuck is byflooogeon!!!!!!
I'd have to agree - although I'd be leaning towards the C+ for the O, based on the Penalties taken
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
Ugly first period...
But that’s why they play 3 of em. Still got plenty of time to get em back. Remember the words of Aragorn!
"Everything I know about life, I learned from my father watching the Blackhawks. It can all be summed up in 2 words, 2 simple words that ring over and over in my memory. Detroit Sucks!!! Detroit Sucks!!!"
I skate better than him, with a fucked up knee and haven't been on skates for 12+years
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-Albert Einstein
by tattoodgovtmonkey on Jun 4, 2010 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Toews (I think)
had a chance to remove the passing lane to Giroux, but didn’t. It seemed like the whole team kinda fell apart on that play, but he was the one I noticed because he was the last line of defense before Niemi.
What team are we watching?
and what game are they playing?
by it'snotsomuchmeasitisroenick on Jun 4, 2010 8:00 PM CDT reply actions
Q needs to remove Buff from the 1st line, and plant Sopes at the end of the bench
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-Albert Einstein
by tattoodgovtmonkey on Jun 4, 2010 8:01 PM CDT reply actions
Have him hold Huet's glove - Huet doesn't use it.
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
if i could drink this period would have given me alcohol poisoning
look its a bird no its a plane no wait its Patrick Kane!
We could have went in down one with the momentum
fuckin killer.
Shot to the back of the head
no call.
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."
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