Flyers @ Blackhawks: Game 5 - 1st Period Thread
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Good Evening All
FUCK SCUM
FUCK BULLIES, FLYERS, PRONGER, the Whole Bunch
LETS GO HAWKS!!!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 6, 2010 6:47 PM CDT reply actions
I am a complete wreck right now as well!
HAWKS DO THIS SHIT!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 6, 2010 6:48 PM CDT reply actions
man…more eminem…WTF?!
...anarchy burger, hold the government!
by EdisonParkVinnie on Jun 6, 2010 6:48 PM CDT reply actions
would you rather have more nickelback or shinedown?
by blackhawkeyes on Jun 6, 2010 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Of those choices Shinedown
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-Albert Einstein
by tattoodgovtmonkey on Jun 6, 2010 7:31 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Let’s just throw all of these choices away forever.
DLR. I want some.
Rock Over London
Rock on Chicago
Diet Pepsi
Uh-Huh!
by Campbell32 on Jun 6, 2010 8:04 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Let's go Hawks! One shift, one period, one game.
One goal.
Any questions?
Go Hawks!
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Picture?
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
I think you mean fiancee
but if you really meant fiance, were you talking about Seabrook?
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Jun 6, 2010 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more
In peace there’s nothing so becomes a man
As modest stillness and humility:
But when the blast of war blows in our ears,
Then imitate the action of the tiger;
Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood,
Disguise fair nature with hard-favour’d rage;
The game is afoot.
"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy
"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner
c'mon boys...finish this fucking thing

R.I.P. Kim Johnsson (03/16/1976 - 03/14/2010)
by Cloudhauler on Jun 6, 2010 6:50 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Why do I feel like the Hawks have to "Steal" one at home tonight!
That’s a shity feeling!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 6, 2010 6:50 PM CDT reply actions
Scoring first early
will help with that task
"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy
"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner
If the Hawks play the next 120 minutes of Hockey
Like they played the last 7 minutes, things will be well!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 6, 2010 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions
It truly is the Day of Days.
Hello all. I wanted to take this time to mention for all of you who didn’t decide to look in a newspaper this morning or had no clue whatsoever that today is the 66th anniversary of D-Day. I don’t want to get too romantic about it all, but the coincidence of this game and D-Day both being today bears mentioning.
Simply put, a lot of brave young men risked their lives, some even died, that horrific day, and from all my studies throughout the years and my obsession with “Band of Brothers”, I learned it is commonly acknowledged that the victory on the beaches of Normandy was the central turning point in the war. If we hadn’t taken that beach, who knows where we & the world might be today?
Now, we find ourselves in a best of 3 series. First one to win 2 wins it all. But we can’t get there if we don’t dive in the water, with shells exploding all around us, climb onto the bloody, rain soaked beaches, and raise up our flag for victory TONIGHT!
I want say thank you to all of our veterans who dug deeper and pushed harder than any of us could possibly imagine on that one June day in 1944, and also thank you to all of our veterans and active servicemen & women everywhere. Thank you so very much.
As for you Four Feather Faithful. Its now or never. Fuck or walk. Kill or be killed. However you want to say it, tonight is the biggest game of our lives as players and fans. Enjoy it.
And in honor of the “Beard Of The Day”, I say unto you …
“Remember this day, men. For it will be yours for all time!”
LETS GO HAWKS!!!!!!!
LETS GO HAWKS!!!!!!!!!
by Hawkynite! on Jun 6, 2010 6:52 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Gen. Dwight Eisenhower had foresight beyond his days
“You are about to embark upon the great crusade toward which we have striven these many months. The eyes of the world are upon you…I have full confidence in your courage, devotion to duty and skill in battle.”
LETS GO HAWKS!!!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 6, 2010 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions
LETS GO HAWKS
FUCK PHILADELPHIA AND EVERYTHING ASSOCIATED WITH IT EXCLUDING THE THINGS THAT SUCK
FUCK PRONGER
Self-Proclaimed President of the Castro Boobird Face Kicking Club
The Chicago Blackhawks: The only Chicago team worth caring about.
Hope we bring our balls tonight.
Jump on these fuckers early and often. Bring that fire that got us here. And for fucks sake, force that leighton fucker to work for it.
Rock Over London
Rock on Chicago
Diet Pepsi
Uh-Huh!
FUCK THE FLYERS. FUCK RICHARDS. FUCK PRONGER. FUCK THE GEICO CAVEMAN.
Go Hawks.
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"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding
by Kevin Sellathamby on Jun 6, 2010 6:55 PM CDT reply actions
Fuck Sopel?
2010 PLAYOFFS: STANLEY CUP FINALS
HOSSA'S REVENGE: Will the 3rd time be the first time Hossa hoists Lord Stanley's chalice?
If he fucks up so fucking hard and costs the Hawks game 5, then fuck that tool
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"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding
by Kevin Sellathamby on Jun 6, 2010 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I really hope I do not say that even once tonight!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 6, 2010 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions
No kidding.
Rock Over London
Rock on Chicago
Diet Pepsi
Uh-Huh!
by Campbell32 on Jun 6, 2010 7:00 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Oh wait, you’re saying that Sopel is the Geico caveman. Most people call Hartnell the caveman
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Jun 6, 2010 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah, I think we should let Hartnell be the Geico caveman
Clearly Sopel is the guy on Red Dead Redeption. And at the end of the day, who would you rather have on your team?
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Jun 6, 2010 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions
The badass cowboy of course.
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Jun 6, 2010 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Crash the fuckin nets
and get some rebounds for fucks sake. Go Hawks!
“Milhouse, knock him down if he’s in your way! Jimbo, Jimbo, go for the face! Ralph Wiggum lost his shin guard! Hack the bone! Hack the bone!”
This.
Rock Over London
Rock on Chicago
Diet Pepsi
Uh-Huh!
by Campbell32 on Jun 6, 2010 6:58 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I may have found out the Flyers’ secret coaching plan.
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Jun 6, 2010 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions
They can't lose tonight. This is the first chance
I’ve had to watch a game and I’m staying up until 4am to do so. They will not let me/us down
Holy shit. It is here. LETS GO HAWKS!
WIN THIS CUP. GAME 5!
Derrick Rose will lead us back to the promise land.
Give me Larry Brown as the Bulls coach!!!!!!
Brent Sopel Fan Club member.
Laddddddddyyyyyyyyyyyy
You mean, "Through" right?
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 6, 2010 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey no PM sightings...........................yet.
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 6, 2010 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions
you jinxed it
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The Chicago Blackhawks: The only Chicago team worth caring about.
by jesus christos on Jun 6, 2010 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions
can he get any closer?
maybe his leg-humping will throw Briere off
"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy
"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner
holy shit
tried to go to stoogetv.com and it didn’t work, i almost lost it….but then i realized i forgot the “e” whew.
R.I.P. Kim Johnsson (03/16/1976 - 03/14/2010)
if i ever meet milfairy in person...
…im putting my doc martens on his nuts.
...anarchy burger, hold the government!
by EdisonParkVinnie on Jun 6, 2010 7:04 PM CDT reply actions
We shall prevail
First time poster & long time Blackhawks fan (recall ‘71 in Chicago – trying to get the game 7 broadcast signal from Milwaukee somewhere between channels 4 and 5) and recent convert to SCH. Kudos to the mods and regs for the great insight – I’ve become a smarter fan over the last few weeks.
I have three words for tonight — Just Win Boys.
Welcome
Enjoy the alcoholism and sarcasm
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-Albert Einstein
by tattoodgovtmonkey on Jun 6, 2010 7:26 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Are there any better isms out there?
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
Nope
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-Albert Einstein
by tattoodgovtmonkey on Jun 6, 2010 7:29 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
good evening.
Nucks Misconduct contributor.
Also on Twitter.
Still waiting for the Stanley Cup to go to the Canucks.....
horo
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Jun 6, 2010 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions
from the Hefner collection
"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy
"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner
It looked more like velour to me.
Zapp Brannigan quality velour.
Tremendously tremendous!
Luongo's tears feed my soul.
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jun 6, 2010 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions
9 GAA in the last 2 games
lets fix that, please
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The Chicago Blackhawks: The only Chicago team worth caring about.
Please be a reverse Jinx, please be a reverse jinx….
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Jun 6, 2010 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions
That has to be
the kiss of death
See if you can guess what I am now.
by IndianHeadCrest on Jun 6, 2010 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions
"Nobody's hurt Pronger physically or otherwise"
What, did they think telling him he has gap-teeth would hurt his feelings?
he’s an idiot of the highest order!
...anarchy burger, hold the government!
by EdisonParkVinnie on Jun 6, 2010 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Ok so a Game 4 replay
Derrick Rose will lead us back to the promise land.
Give me Larry Brown as the Bulls coach!!!!!!
Brent Sopel Fan Club member.
Laddddddddyyyyyyyyyyyy
hopefully its the last 8 min
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The Chicago Blackhawks: The only Chicago team worth caring about.
by jesus christos on Jun 6, 2010 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Lol I meant scrathes but yes.
Derrick Rose will lead us back to the promise land.
Give me Larry Brown as the Bulls coach!!!!!!
Brent Sopel Fan Club member.
Laddddddddyyyyyyyyyyyy
He played relatively well last game
minus the dumb slash on Hartnell.
I’m not nearly as nervous about it this time around.
roenick says hawks need to get payback on pronger
yeah, that wont end well….
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The Chicago Blackhawks: The only Chicago team worth caring about.
interference!
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The Chicago Blackhawks: The only Chicago team worth caring about.
by jesus christos on Jun 6, 2010 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions
I was thinking spearing
but that is neither here nor there
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 6, 2010 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Alcohol time!
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Jun 6, 2010 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Kopecky?
Groan.
Tremendously tremendous!
Luongo's tears feed my soul.
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jun 6, 2010 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions
So now does Pronger Chase Toew-Hossa
or Kane-Sharp?
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 6, 2010 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions
so Sharp's back with Kane?
and Buff, maybe?
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Jun 6, 2010 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions
you're too kind with your word choices
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Jun 6, 2010 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm kind of alright with that
Kane & Sharp work well together, and you never know what you’re gonna get from Kop. And if he’s on a line with Toews & Hossa, all he has to do is be in the right place.
"you never know what you’re gonna get from Kop."
Exactly.
Tremendously tremendous!
Luongo's tears feed my soul.
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jun 6, 2010 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Are you complaining?
I can see why you’d find that a bad thing, but I’m saying I’m ambivalent towards it/him.
thats....
god damn it
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The Chicago Blackhawks: The only Chicago team worth caring about.
by jesus christos on Jun 6, 2010 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh boy
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-Albert Einstein
by tattoodgovtmonkey on Jun 6, 2010 7:17 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
So bad even alcohol can’t make it sound good.
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Jun 6, 2010 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Beyond nervous
Derrick Rose will lead us back to the promise land.
Give me Larry Brown as the Bulls coach!!!!!!
Brent Sopel Fan Club member.
Laddddddddyyyyyyyyyyyy
everyone got their beer?
Self-Proclaimed President of the Castro Boobird Face Kicking Club
The Chicago Blackhawks: The only Chicago team worth caring about.
...proper preparation in the smokes department this time also
R.I.P. Kim Johnsson (03/16/1976 - 03/14/2010)
Beer? Unfortunately no
Smokes? Yes
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-Albert Einstein
by tattoodgovtmonkey on Jun 6, 2010 7:23 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Bench penalty to start the game.
For McDickhead’s interview with Tazer a few seconds ago.
Tremendously tremendous!
Luongo's tears feed my soul.
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jun 6, 2010 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Only on an East team's home ice.
Tremendously tremendous!
Luongo's tears feed my soul.
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jun 6, 2010 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Upon rereading my comment
I was thinking there was no way somebody could actually figure out what I was trying to say.
Kudos to you sir
TO THE CLIFFS!!!!!
ONE MORE WIN!!
Two.
More.
Times!!
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
Here we go
time to kick some ass
"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy
"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner
No more Eminem
Please!
and please have a heart attack Douchebag McSpankyface while stabbing Millwanker and Junior
Advantage of living in Canada: Not having to listen to Eminem all the time (he’s from Detroit too)
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Jun 6, 2010 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Stranglehold, baby.
Do it.
Tremendously tremendous!
Luongo's tears feed my soul.
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jun 6, 2010 7:19 PM CDT reply actions
My Heart is racing at about 8275046 bpm
Holy Shit I hope it is worth it!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 6, 2010 7:19 PM CDT reply actions
I was hoping Tazer
would have decapitated Penis with his stick. No such luck.
See if you can guess what I am now.
now all i need to hear is chelsea dagger
about 10 times
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The Chicago Blackhawks: The only Chicago team worth caring about.
+6 - so we break the record for number of goals scored in an SCF game.
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
In just the 1st period I hope!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 6, 2010 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions
UC is still the Madhouse
drowning out Cornelison’s impeccable rendition
Seems louder on NBC/VS than it does on CSN.
Tremendously tremendous!
Luongo's tears feed my soul.
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jun 6, 2010 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions
I think its intentional, to "build the drama" loook how it was loud, but not TOO loud in the first two games...
Now that its tied up, look at how loud these fans are here at the UC!
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
Still not even CSN though
Derrick Rose will lead us back to the promise land.
Give me Larry Brown as the Bulls coach!!!!!!
Brent Sopel Fan Club member.
Laddddddddyyyyyyyyyyyy
C'mon, Boys!
Let’s do this so I can go back to leading a normal life.
See if you can guess what I am now.
My foot will not stop shaking. JESUS HAWKS PLEASE WIN!
Derrick Rose will lead us back to the promise land.
Give me Larry Brown as the Bulls coach!!!!!!
Brent Sopel Fan Club member.
Laddddddddyyyyyyyyyyyy
i don't know if i'm really ready for this...
but here we go
R.I.P. Kim Johnsson (03/16/1976 - 03/14/2010)
fuck these guys
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Puck Drop
Go Hawks.
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Jun 6, 2010 7:22 PM CDT reply actions
LETS GO HAWKS!!!!!
FULL 60MINs BOYS!!!!!
GET IT GOING NOW!!!!!!
EVERY SECOND & EVERY SHIFT!!!!!!
PLAY YOUR GAME AND DOMINATE!!!!!
LETS GO HAWKS!!!!!
LETS GO HAWKS!!!!!!!
Steegs, Buff and Bolland.
Tremendously tremendous!
Luongo's tears feed my soul.
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jun 6, 2010 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Yup.
Tremendously tremendous!
Luongo's tears feed my soul.
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jun 6, 2010 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Er. that's prolly the third line.
Tremendously tremendous!
Luongo's tears feed my soul.
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jun 6, 2010 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Do you suppose that Leino was looking for a chance to hit Soupy?
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
Crowd's into it
Nice
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back!
look!
buff did something!
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The Chicago Blackhawks: The only Chicago team worth caring about.
Down goes Coburn
lol
"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy
"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner
It’s Bufflin. That’s your name. Unless you want to be traded to edmonton?
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Jun 6, 2010 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions
So far, on paper... I'm liking the line generator's work.
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
Frees up Kane from Pronger
I can’t see Pronger leaving the Toews-Hossa line
"Behold the pale horse. The man who sat on him was Death... and Hell followed with him."
i would definitely prefer Hendry to Boynton
…but oh well
R.I.P. Kim Johnsson (03/16/1976 - 03/14/2010)
PP baby!
"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy
"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner
PPPPPPP
Derrick Rose will lead us back to the promise land.
Give me Larry Brown as the Bulls coach!!!!!!
Brent Sopel Fan Club member.
Laddddddddyyyyyyyyyyyy
Hey, look at that! First penalty is on the Flyers!
Tremendously tremendous!
Luongo's tears feed my soul.
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jun 6, 2010 7:27 PM CDT reply actions
Krajcek off for Cross checking.
I’m sure it was Kop, but the refs wanted to make it look fair
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Jun 6, 2010 7:27 PM CDT reply actions
they always commit the first penalty....just got called first this time
R.I.P. Kim Johnsson (03/16/1976 - 03/14/2010)
I think they want to send that one to Toronto...
It seemed as though the officiating crew called a penalty on the Flyers.
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
give these clown shoes to the homeless
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The Chicago Blackhawks: The only Chicago team worth caring about.
aww nothing from the PP
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Jun 6, 2010 7:30 PM CDT reply actions
WTF. That is a delay. BS
Derrick Rose will lead us back to the promise land.
Give me Larry Brown as the Bulls coach!!!!!!
Brent Sopel Fan Club member.
Laddddddddyyyyyyyyyyyy
Is Philly's PK really this good or...
…has Chicago just been choking on the PP this entire series?
RIP Ronnie James Dio (July 10, 1942 - May 16, 2010).
probably the former
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Jun 6, 2010 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Honestly, it's kind of surprising when the Blackhawks score on a PP
That’s why we call it clown shoes.
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back!
And yet, it's not surprising when they score on the PK.
Tremendously tremendous!
Luongo's tears feed my soul.
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jun 6, 2010 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Almost prefer it
See if you can guess what I am now.
by IndianHeadCrest on Jun 6, 2010 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions
But if Philly's PK is so good...
…why did Superman get paralyzed after being thrown from a horse?
RIP Ronnie James Dio (July 10, 1942 - May 16, 2010).
Just a good portion of the season
Hence the Clown Shoes
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-Albert Einstein
by tattoodgovtmonkey on Jun 6, 2010 7:34 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I would prefer him to talk in Lavs ear
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-Albert Einstein
by tattoodgovtmonkey on Jun 6, 2010 7:35 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
im liking this
Self-Proclaimed President of the Castro Boobird Face Kicking Club
The Chicago Blackhawks: The only Chicago team worth caring about.
MORE OF THIS.
Tremendously tremendous!
Luongo's tears feed my soul.
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jun 6, 2010 7:33 PM CDT reply actions
WOW. GET ONE
Derrick Rose will lead us back to the promise land.
Give me Larry Brown as the Bulls coach!!!!!!
Brent Sopel Fan Club member.
Laddddddddyyyyyyyyyyyy
Gotta get the puck in the net
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."
Or it's all for naught
This heat won’t last 60 minutes – it can’t.
by Andrew Cieslak on Jun 6, 2010 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions
it could...but most likely won't so they better bury one or two or five
R.I.P. Kim Johnsson (03/16/1976 - 03/14/2010)
Please, sir...
I want some more
"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy
"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner
hot damn, that shift
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
Michael Jordan?
Chicago exists to him still?
Tremendously tremendous!
Luongo's tears feed my soul.
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jun 6, 2010 7:35 PM CDT reply actions
MJ will save us!
Self-Proclaimed President of the Castro Boobird Face Kicking Club
The Chicago Blackhawks: The only Chicago team worth caring about.
Kopi loses the helmet!
1/3 of the way there!
Tremendously tremendous!
Luongo's tears feed my soul.
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jun 6, 2010 7:36 PM CDT reply actions
i think that was toews
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Jun 6, 2010 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Toews doing a Kopecky?
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
Ah, thought that was Kopi that lost it, not Toews.
Tremendously tremendous!
Luongo's tears feed my soul.
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jun 6, 2010 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Pronger better be scared. MJ’s just as big as him.
Cheers, Complaints, homerism and bashing of mediocre pop musicians in 140 Characters
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding
by Kevin Sellathamby on Jun 6, 2010 7:36 PM CDT reply actions
MJ will just trash talk him til Pronger's ears fall off.
Tremendously tremendous!
Luongo's tears feed my soul.
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jun 6, 2010 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
KG vs Pronger would be the greatest deathmatch ever
Cheers, Complaints, homerism and bashing of mediocre pop musicians in 140 Characters
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding
by Kevin Sellathamby on Jun 6, 2010 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, but Pronger would probably just punch him in the face. That’s why I prefer hockey. You can do that.
KG would make Pronger shit himself though. KG is one scary mofo
Cheers, Complaints, homerism and bashing of mediocre pop musicians in 140 Characters
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding
by Kevin Sellathamby on Jun 6, 2010 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Bah.
Tremendously tremendous!
Luongo's tears feed my soul.
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jun 6, 2010 7:37 PM CDT reply actions
dont suck, PK
Self-Proclaimed President of the Castro Boobird Face Kicking Club
The Chicago Blackhawks: The only Chicago team worth caring about.
That's like asking for...
[insert something you really want, but could never afford]
RIP Ronnie James Dio (July 10, 1942 - May 16, 2010).
That's rhetorical, right?
"Stop hating and just accept the new Red Jesus into our life." --F&B on 14
Yeah
Pretty much
See if you can guess what I am now.
by IndianHeadCrest on Jun 6, 2010 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Didn't learn it well enough.
He didn’t get away with it.
Tremendously tremendous!
Luongo's tears feed my soul.
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jun 6, 2010 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions
i honestly don't understand how Pronger can do that all game, but anyone else...PENALTY
R.I.P. Kim Johnsson (03/16/1976 - 03/14/2010)
Luck of the Douche?
"A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality." John Lennon
it's not just Hawks either...every player on the ice can't get away with half the shit that douche does
R.I.P. Kim Johnsson (03/16/1976 - 03/14/2010)
I hate to say it but we need to start falling down.
Take a dive, flail the arms, SOMETHING to get the refs to see the crosschecks Philly is committing.
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
That thought has occurred to me throughout the series... Something to get the league to pay attention to it and start putting heat on the officials.
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
My thoughts, exactly.
Tremendously tremendous!
Luongo's tears feed my soul.
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jun 6, 2010 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Comma fail, as well.
Tremendously tremendous!
Luongo's tears feed my soul.
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jun 6, 2010 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions
damn skippy
"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy
"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner
but he'll only like it when you do
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Jun 6, 2010 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Hartnell off 2 minutes for insurance fraud.
Cheers, Complaints, homerism and bashing of mediocre pop musicians in 140 Characters
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding
by Kevin Sellathamby on Jun 6, 2010 7:41 PM CDT reply actions
Like I said, fall down! And look what happens
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
OMG!
They called another penalty! Check outside for the wall of flame, I think it’s the Apocalypse
Paging the Blackhawks PP - courtesy call at Leighton's net.
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
Dear Refs,
I hope you washed the shit off your faces after pulling your heads out of your asses before this game.
R.I.P. Kim Johnsson (03/16/1976 - 03/14/2010)
I'm happy, but at the same time
I was prepared to say "Hey refs, are you pregnant? You’ve missed like 8 periods!
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
Jim Joyce must be refing
United we stand and united we'll fall......down on our knees the day we win it all!
time to make this count
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
take of the fucking clown shoes
please!
"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy
"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner
Did he yell "Pow!" when he did it?
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back!
BISCUT IN THE BASKET!
Tremendously tremendous!
Luongo's tears feed my soul.
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jun 6, 2010 7:44 PM CDT reply actions
or biscuit. same thing.
Tremendously tremendous!
Luongo's tears feed my soul.
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jun 6, 2010 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions
I think I figured out the puck swiping thing...
He’s founding the St. Christopher of the Prong’s Orphanage for wayward hockey pucks.
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy
"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner
THANK YOU BISCUIT -- YOU SAVED US FROM BCS

by VerStig on Jun 6, 2010 7:44 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
nice
I wonder how pissed off this makes the guys at SLGT. Puppies are their thing.
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Jun 6, 2010 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
don't worry,
the blues fans love us! I’m sure they’re happy we’re giving the puppies use in June. no?
by blackhawkeyes on Jun 6, 2010 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions
SEABISCUIT IN THE BASKET!
Cheers, Complaints, homerism and bashing of mediocre pop musicians in 140 Characters
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding
by Kevin Sellathamby on Jun 6, 2010 7:44 PM CDT reply actions
SEAAAAAABS!!!!
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
Seabs!!
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back!
BISCUIT!!!!!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 6, 2010 7:44 PM CDT reply actions
PP GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!
FINALLY!!!!
"Behold the pale horse. The man who sat on him was Death... and Hell followed with him."
A BISCUIT TO THE BASKET!!
HELL YEAH!!!
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
PP!!!
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-Albert Einstein
by tattoodgovtmonkey on Jun 6, 2010 7:45 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
YESS
"Chicago Cubs fans are ninety percent scar tissue."
"It's a great day for HOCKEY!" -Badger Bob!
FUCK yeah
"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy
"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner
Awesome! Deflection from Pronger
Thanks douchebag
Biscuit assisted by Pronger
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."
pronger couldnt look more worthless!
...anarchy burger, hold the government!
by EdisonParkVinnie on Jun 6, 2010 7:45 PM CDT reply actions
He can't figure out where Byfuglien is after he sees Kane or Toews skate by.
He’s confused.
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
over-rated!
once mediocre now irrelavent.
...anarchy burger, hold the government!
by EdisonParkVinnie on Jun 6, 2010 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions
it's because Pronger was out on the last part of the PP
so Laviolette had to go with a lesser D-pairing.
by gmh on Jun 6, 2010 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I’ve already declared with certainty that the Hawks will win the cup over at nucksmisconduct. This goal is proof that I know my shit.
by Beantown Canuck on Jun 6, 2010 7:46 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
sentiment much appreciated
but to be fair, the Hawks actually winning the Cup will be the only proof that you know your shit.
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Jun 6, 2010 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions
MORE
OF
THIS.
"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy
"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner
Heh.. The goal was brought to us by Brousteegbiscuit!
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
I am beginning to fear that they may have directed the package towards Washington...
:(
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
Well, that means that I'll get it upon my return!
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
So guys, I bought Queensryche tickets today
Providing useless, but subjectively interesting information on a daily basis
RIP Ronnie James Dio (July 10, 1942 - May 16, 2010).
OMG I hate stoogetv.com chat people
why do I read it!?!?!?!?!
R.I.P. Kim Johnsson (03/16/1976 - 03/14/2010)
Bolly!
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back!
Yes!
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
BOLLAND IS BALLIN!
Cheers, Complaints, homerism and bashing of mediocre pop musicians in 140 Characters
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding
by Kevin Sellathamby on Jun 6, 2010 7:51 PM CDT reply actions
BOLLLLLAAANNNNDDDD
FUCK YOU PRONGER!!!!!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 6, 2010 7:51 PM CDT reply actions
Looks like Chicago is coming out with a chip on its shoulder
in a must win game.
RIP Ronnie James Dio (July 10, 1942 - May 16, 2010).
RAT!!!!!!!!!!
"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy
"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner
Now don't let up! Bury them!
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Philly is going to have a surge at this point
But at this point I have every belief that the ’Hawks are capable of running up the score for once.
THE RAT STRIKES AGAIN.
"Chicago Cubs fans are ninety percent scar tissue."
"It's a great day for HOCKEY!" -Badger Bob!
RATS!
Tremendously tremendous!
Luongo's tears feed my soul.
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jun 6, 2010 7:52 PM CDT reply actions
Skate on the throat, boys
"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy
"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner
Nice bank shot off of Leighton's skate
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back!
Nope.
Tremendously tremendous!
Luongo's tears feed my soul.
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jun 6, 2010 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions
God I love when Dave Bolland scores
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
shhhhh... say a silent thank you to them.
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
Not if they score on the delay.
Tremendously tremendous!
Luongo's tears feed my soul.
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jun 6, 2010 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Omph. Nice hit Ladd.
Tremendously tremendous!
Luongo's tears feed my soul.
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jun 6, 2010 7:53 PM CDT reply actions
Laddy!
"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy
"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner
I was hoping that wasn’t a Toskala-esque goal
Cheers, Complaints, homerism and bashing of mediocre pop musicians in 140 Characters
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding
by Kevin Sellathamby on Jun 6, 2010 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Not slow, just lazy.
Tremendously tremendous!
Luongo's tears feed my soul.
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jun 6, 2010 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
He's rope-a-doping Puckhogger....
Making him think that he can keep up with him, just barely.
Once he’s comfy and a little tired… ASPLODE!
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
VERSTEEG!!
Tremendously tremendous!
Luongo's tears feed my soul.
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jun 6, 2010 7:55 PM CDT reply actions
STEEG!!!!!!
"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy
"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner
STEEGGGEEERRRRR!!!!!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 6, 2010 7:55 PM CDT reply actions
Versteeg!
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back!
And Again!
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
i think they left it in Chicago
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Jun 6, 2010 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
they didn't even look this good in games 1&2!
by blackhawkeyes on Jun 6, 2010 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
sooooo true
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Jun 6, 2010 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
VERSTEEEEEEG
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
Finish these fuckers off....NOW
"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy
"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner
STEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGg
Cheers, Complaints, homerism and bashing of mediocre pop musicians in 140 Characters
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding
by Kevin Sellathamby on Jun 6, 2010 7:55 PM CDT reply actions
Now, another one! Don't stop.
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Me too!
This is so amazing. I missed seeing them playing like this.
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back!
Da da da da, da da da, da da da da da da!!!!!!
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
of course, Leino probably learned that move from Datsyuk.
when he was in Detroit. Love it.
by gmh on Jun 6, 2010 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I think if the Hawks go up 4 goals, yes.
Tremendously tremendous!
Luongo's tears feed my soul.
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jun 6, 2010 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
BECAUSE THEY ARE THE CHICAGO FUCKING BLACKHAWKS!!
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
This is how to play! WARM UP BOUCHER!
Derrick Rose will lead us back to the promise land.
Give me Larry Brown as the Bulls coach!!!!!!
Brent Sopel Fan Club member.
Laddddddddyyyyyyyyyyyy
GOAL!!!!!!!
FUCK YES!!!!!!
YES YES!!!!!!!!!
KEEP THE PEDAL TO THE FUCKING METAL AND DON’T LOOK BACK!!!!!
LETS GO HAWKS!!!!!!!
OK, what are the odds on th Hawks getting called for a penalty now?
McCreary?
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
DO NOT LET UP!!!!!
FUCK YOU PHILLY
FUCK YOU PRONGER!!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 6, 2010 7:56 PM CDT reply actions
FUCK SCUM and FORMER SCUM IN ORANGE, WHITE AND BLACK!
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
ENOUGH WITH THE JOSTLING.
Tremendously tremendous!
Luongo's tears feed my soul.
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jun 6, 2010 7:58 PM CDT reply actions
NO fucking late goal here.
"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy
"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner
Hmm...Eager? Or maybe Versteeg.
The power play is still f**king clown shoes
Everybody...HIT SOMEBODY! ~ the Chicago Rush are back!
Don’t touch Bolland Richards. You’re not gonna win anyways
Cheers, Complaints, homerism and bashing of mediocre pop musicians in 140 Characters
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding
by Kevin Sellathamby on Jun 6, 2010 7:58 PM CDT reply actions
This
is the team I watched during the Circus Trip
"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy
"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner
+20 for everything we've seen so far, and for the next 20 we need to see just like it
and the 20 after that, which also needs to be just like this so far!
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
Wow, Pronger got called for something
Even if it was only a hand-pass.
Tremendously tremendous!
Luongo's tears feed my soul.
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jun 6, 2010 7:59 PM CDT reply actions
I think so
since it’s still considered even strength
Either way, Pronger’s been on the ice for all three goals
can't do much better than a 3-0 lead after one
in the SCF.
by gmh on Jun 6, 2010 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Plus you start getting into
“most dangerous lead” territory
I hope the ‘Hawks continue to play like it’s 0-0, though.
yeah, they absolutely cannot let up
after the intermission. Then again, these new lines look extremely good right now. I think Q looked at the situation and said, let’s not stop at separating 19 and 88, let’s give 33 a new line, as well. Almost as if it were a challenge to the top line—who can adjust better? It’s AWESOME.
by gmh on Jun 6, 2010 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
It's funny how Q is like the Versteeg of coaching
based on our reactions to his decisions
But when things work, he really does look like a genius; nobody predicted these lines, right?
I'm generally less critical of Q
because he’s not afraid to experiment. I’d rather have him than someone who keeps running face-first into brick walls.
by gmh on Jun 6, 2010 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Philly got close to scoring one with <2 minutes left
I go with A
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 6, 2010 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
We're getting the bounces tonight
I hope the boys don’t assume they’ll keep getting them — need to stay on their game and don’t let up!
I hope not too
And I really hope they do not try to sit on this lead. Play like they are down by 1 with 5 minutes left!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 6, 2010 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
40 more minutes of that Shit PLEASE!!!!!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 6, 2010 7:59 PM CDT reply actions
text from my mom out in california
“I like this quarter”.
me too mom. (it’s a period)
Watch it with the jinxing!
Time for some thrillin' heroics!
by shinkicker on Jun 6, 2010 7:59 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
she takes an interest in my interests
and apologizes, she just got excited.
I get that.
Watch it with the jinxing!
Time for some thrillin' heroics!
Awesome.
Tremendously tremendous!
Luongo's tears feed my soul.
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jun 6, 2010 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions
wish my mom
was as kick ass as yours. touche mom, touche.
What a period.
What.a.period. More of this. For the love of some being up above and all that is good, more of this.
Tremendously tremendous!
Luongo's tears feed my soul.
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jun 6, 2010 7:59 PM CDT reply actions
Fuckin 'ay.
"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy
"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner
Not about how
but how many. So join my in saying so.
by northernsails on Jun 6, 2010 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
This Blackhawks First Period has been brought to you by...

by VerStig on Jun 6, 2010 8:00 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
That was a hell of a 20
I could use about 5 more of those in a row
by zelgadissan on Jun 6, 2010 8:00 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
yes yes yes
Keep it up boys. Do not slow down. Do not let up….for fucks sake
R.I.P. Kim Johnsson (03/16/1976 - 03/14/2010)
Instead of that route, lets just hope that the type/level of play continues for 40 more minutes!
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
I don't want to be accused of counting my chickens (or jinxing)
But this is the most relaxed I’ve felt all series. Hopefully the boys don’t relax, however.
I'll take HALF of how that period looked
it was that good.
Tremendously tremendous!
Luongo's tears feed my soul.
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jun 6, 2010 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
What a period
Separating Toews/Kane looks to be a really good move so far.
Yeah, indeed. Puckhogger is confused - no idea where Buff is after Tazer or Crazy 88 skate around him.
He’s got no idea who he’s supposed to cross check now.
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
If you mean Pronger, he once got suspended for cross-checking someone in the throat. He broke their throat cartilage.
Man, if I were Eager, I'd have to consider bringing a puck out at the start of the 2nd, and handing it to him.
Tell him its the first period puck, and that he’ll try to get him the one from the 2nd too.
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
just after he Eager Smashes him
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-Albert Einstein
by tattoodgovtmonkey on Jun 6, 2010 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Now, NOT LET UP!
If they do the shell defense, I will personally hire a hitman to visit Q.
(Did I just say that? God forgive me.)
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Not should be NO
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
The last 30 minutes of play going back to G4
have been our game. Keep it up!
"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy
"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner
Do they pull Leighton? He has quite the sunburnt neck.
Cheers, Complaints, homerism and bashing of mediocre pop musicians in 140 Characters
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding
by Kevin Sellathamby on Jun 6, 2010 8:02 PM CDT reply actions
That's what's called pure and utter DOMINATION.
Fuck yes.
"Every player should be accorded the privilege of at least one season with the Chicago Cubs. That's baseball as it should be played - in God's own sunshine. And that's really living." -- Alvin Dark
We got out hit 23-12
Thats what I’ve been saying. Play our fucking game and quit trying to play theirs. Fuck Philly!
I'm glad that THEY finally saw that shit.
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
first period stats
Shots: PHI 7—13 CHI (7—12 EV)
Missed shots: PHI 1—7 CHI
Hits: PHI 23—12 CHI (Ladd 4)
Blocked shots: PHI 6—2 CHI
Faceoffs: PHI 47%—53% CHI
Hell yeah.
Bolland line is +2 … so is Sopel.
those are GREAT stats
and Pronger’s a -2 in 10:22.
Watch it with the jinxing!
Time for some thrillin' heroics!
and the first 3 goal lead of the SCF goes to: OUR CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
Now that was fun
That’s the Hawks I’ve been wanting to see, the dominating take it to the limit Hawks!
I'm hoping
at 5-0!
"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy
"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner
Go Hawks!!!!
Don’t let up!!!! Keep your foot on the gas!!!
by Urge on Jun 6, 2010 8:05 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
The Hawks need to come out with that fire again
And score fast, make it so one goal by them does not really change things! 4-0 is much better than 3-1!
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James Madison is my Hero!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 6, 2010 8:07 PM CDT reply actions
Seriously guys...
Keep the fucking press on. Continue to own the puck, forecheck like you’ve been doing, and keep that puck in bad guy territory. Do this for 40 more good minutes, and this game is ours.
Rock Over London
Rock on Chicago
Diet Pepsi
Uh-Huh!
by Campbell32 on Jun 6, 2010 8:07 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Absolutely
Rock Over London
Rock on Chicago
Diet Pepsi
Uh-Huh!
by Campbell32 on Jun 6, 2010 8:14 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Remember in the “Beard of the Day” post where we were talking about Pronger getting kicked into the pit of death?
You can say he got kicked down two pits of death
Cheers, Complaints, homerism and bashing of mediocre pop musicians in 140 Characters
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding
by Kevin Sellathamby on Jun 6, 2010 8:07 PM CDT reply actions
My bro just jokingly suggested
that the Hawks have Boynton take runs at and try to fight pronger for the entire 2nd.
Horrible idea, but funny.
Rock Over London
Rock on Chicago
Diet Pepsi
Uh-Huh!
by Campbell32 on Jun 6, 2010 8:09 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Boynton's just the man to do it.
I get the feeling he fears no one. He’s grizzled.
by Andrew Cieslak on Jun 6, 2010 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I also get the feeling that
boynton off the ice for five is a lot less important to the hawks than pronger’s 5 for the flyers
by blackhawkeyes on Jun 6, 2010 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
This is true too.
Wouldn’t mind that swap one bit. Though, ftr, I’m all about the Hawks not changing their game strategy. Rather than gooning it up, I’d far prefer the Hawks continue with the domination in the puck possession departmen, and keep the press on leighton.
Rock Over London
Rock on Chicago
Diet Pepsi
Uh-Huh!
by Campbell32 on Jun 6, 2010 8:17 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
HOW BOUT DEM HAWKS!?!
STOMP THOSE BITCH STREET PUSSIES INTO THE GROUND!!!
"Everything I know about life, I learned from my father watching the Blackhawks. It can all be summed up in 2 words, 2 simple words that ring over and over in my memory. Detroit Sucks!!! Detroit Sucks!!!"
wife was driving us back while I was listening and posting here
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-Albert Einstein
by tattoodgovtmonkey on Jun 6, 2010 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions
they are playing so well
BUT DON"T LET UPPPP!!!!!
I can think of few things better
than Prickface scoring on his own net and then getting clobbered by Ladder
Rescue inhalers are on the carts.
Its really nice to hand them out for THIS fucking reason!
Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.
2nd period thread up here
http://www.secondcityhockey.com/2010/6/6/1504306/flyers-blackhawks-game-5-2nd
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."
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