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I Ain't Here To Remember, I Ain't Here To Break Down - Game 6 Hawks @ Flyers Preview, Pre-Game Thread, Bat Mitzvah

Chicago Blackhawks at Philadelphia Flyers, Jun 9, 2010 7:00 PM CDT


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Game Time: 7:00 Central
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It's finally here, an opportunity that many of us doubted we'd ever see as recently as four years ago, but with a win tonight, the Chicago Blackhawks can win the Stanley Cup.

Yes, you read that correctly.

Both recent and distant histories make it abundantly clear that tonight will be no easy task. The Hawks have not won the Stanley Cup in 49 years. The last time they were this close, they took a 3 games to 2 lead into the opponent's building with an opportunity to clinch in Game 6 in 1971 against the Montreal Canadiens, and the Hawks painfully lost both that game and the resultant Game 7 to give the Habs the Cup. A similar fate befell Scum just last year, unable to close out Sid, Geno, and the Pens in the Igloo, and then fell in Game 7 back at The Joe. Coming into tonight's game, the Hawks have lost 10 straight games in Philadelphia, their last victory coming in November of 1996. They will be facing a Flyers team that is 9-1 at home this post season, with a starting goalie in Michael Leighton who has yet to lose on home ice this post season. Furthermore, these Flyers have already won four games in which they could have been eliminated - all of them coming in successive fashion in their historic comeback against the Boston Bruins in the Eastern Conference Semifinals, which contained a game 7 three goal comeback from the Flyers as the cherry on top.

But no one will remember any of those things should the Hawks emerge from the Wachovia Center with Win 16.

Prior to Game 5 Joel Quenneville jumbled his lines, seperating the line of Jonathan Toews, Patrick Kane, and Dustin Byfuglien, putting them now on three seperate lines in the hopes of getting at least one, maybe two of them away from being matched up against Chris Pronger, who to that point had rendered the trio for the most part ineffective. Quenneville succeeded not only in that goal, but in also making Pronger move far more in his defensive zone, something he had not had to do previously in punishing Buff around the net. The result was more than likely the worst game of the future Hall of Famer Pronger's career. Don't expect a repeat performance out of Philadelphia Dick Cheese tonight; he's far too big of a competitior and too great of a hockey player to give anything less than an exceptional performance tonight. Similarly, the Hawks will need to weather an early onslaught of the entire Flyer attack in the opening period, as they will be spurred on by an energetic and likely somewhat nervous (but no doubt smelly) crowd on hand. The line of Danny Briere, Scott Hartnell, and Ville Leino has run wild all series long, and they will need to be contained. Briere cannot be allowed to set up shop behind the net where he likes to operate, as well as sneak out from behind for back-door plays, Harntell needs to be kept at a distance from Antti Niemi, and Leino needs to be kept from doing whatever the fuck it is he's been doing that's suddenly turned him into Pat Fucking LaFontaine. Hawk forwards will also need to front the Flyers point men better, as far too many shots were fired from the blue line and found their way to Flyer tape in Games 3 and 4.

For our Men of Four Feathers, while a repeat performance of Sunday is simple enough to ask for, doing so is the trick, isn't it? The Hawks got scoring from up and down the lineup, and they did so by pushing the pace, initiating contact with Flyers defensemen (specifically Pronger), and clean, controlled breakouts, and all of those things will need to be in place for a win this evening. On top of that, Niemi will need to be markedly better than he was on Sunday, as hell is assuredly coming to breakfast in the first 10 to 12 minutes of the first period. Scoring first is of paramount importance tonight to both take the crowd out of the game and to allow doubt to creep back into the minds of the Flyers, to however miniscule degree given their resilience to this point in the playoffs. Not far behind will be the special teams and face off battles, both of which the Hawks will need to improve upon from their last appearance at the Wachovia Center. There's not much left to say past that.

One win remaining. Let's go Hawks.

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…it has begun.

...anarchy burger, hold the government!

by EdisonParkVinnie on Jun 9, 2010 1:33 PM CDT reply actions  

i think i need a paper bag

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Jun 9, 2010 1:34 PM CDT reply actions  

we gonna be just fine!

...anarchy burger, hold the government!

by EdisonParkVinnie on Jun 9, 2010 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

THIS

exactly. I was fine up until I read this preview (which was great by the way); suddenly the raw reality gut-punched me.

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by K_Dog on Jun 9, 2010 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

It feels like

I’m going to throw up my insides at any minute.

http://www.royalskingdom.blogspot.com

by kcdynasty on Jun 9, 2010 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm surprised

that I actually was able to eat lunch. Didn’t think I could do it. I can’t handle a game 7, they better win tonight.

by ewilkens on Jun 9, 2010 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

"...about six feet from the moose's butt."

by The Fearless Freep on Jun 9, 2010 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh hell

a little less than 6 hours til puck drop. Please let tonight be the night.

by Chris Roberts on Jun 9, 2010 1:34 PM CDT reply actions  

why is this day moving so slowly?

I’m getting all jittery waiting for puck drop.

by ahnfire on Jun 9, 2010 1:35 PM CDT reply actions  

im passing the time by looking for spare change...

…in my sofa…if this goes 7 im gonna have to throw a fund-raiser.

...anarchy burger, hold the government!

by EdisonParkVinnie on Jun 9, 2010 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've been waiting for this game since NHL 94 on my sega

this game needs to start now…i’ve been a wreck at work.

I would like to have seen Montana

by desertindian on Jun 9, 2010 1:36 PM CDT reply actions  

little waynes head is bleeding,,,

...anarchy burger, hold the government!

by EdisonParkVinnie on Jun 9, 2010 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh shit

you just made me spit water all over my computer

by Chris Roberts on Jun 9, 2010 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha clutch!

I would like to have seen Montana

by desertindian on Jun 9, 2010 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

please

remember titles next time, so we can close the comment. :)

by ahnfire on Jun 9, 2010 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

please explain…i just figured out how to put pix in…i thought.

...anarchy burger, hold the government!

by EdisonParkVinnie on Jun 9, 2010 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Click on the Bold face type

of any message and it will close the body of the message.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."

by cdz3210 on Jun 9, 2010 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

got it...

behavior modified.

...anarchy burger, hold the government!

by EdisonParkVinnie on Jun 9, 2010 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's right

CONFORM! BWAHAHAHAHA!!

(thank you! :)

by ahnfire on Jun 9, 2010 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Resistance

is futile. You will be assimilated by SCH.

teaching respect for the Indian, one Red Wing fan at a time.

by 334Rules on Jun 9, 2010 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

wait, don't tell me

I already can’t stop twitching, more sugar will not help.

by Katherine215 on Jun 9, 2010 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

You picked a bad week

to stop taking amphetamines.

teaching respect for the Indian, one Red Wing fan at a time.

by 334Rules on Jun 9, 2010 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know I picked the wrong week

to stop sniffin’ glue.

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Jun 9, 2010 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

my parole officer

gave me no choice. He’s not a Hawks fan.

by Katherine215 on Jun 9, 2010 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am making more

of my death by chocolate cupcakes tonight. That way my wife and daughter are both just as buzzed as I am by 7pm.

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Jun 9, 2010 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

ok, I meant

burp has them.

and he needs to share with the rest of the class.

by ahnfire on Jun 9, 2010 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nope

can’t get there from here. But I will promise to think of the SCH Ladies when I eat one… If the wife and daughter allow me to eat one.

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Jun 9, 2010 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup,

but I will be coming up the second Tuesday of next month.

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Jun 9, 2010 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't mean to alarm you

But your town is very square

Watch it with the jinxing!
Time for some thrillin' heroics!

by shinkicker on Jun 9, 2010 2:32 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

hehe

that’s what I was thinking too, when I saw that!

btw:

I-55 N
218 mi 3 hours 52 mins

You can still make it!

by VerStig on Jun 9, 2010 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

But I am

theoretically still working until 5pm. and then I have to brown the Turkey and make the cupcakes. It’s hard to rush letting the Hesheys Syrup soak into the cupcakes after baking. Plus, I can’t rush putting the chocolate frosting on, or it doesn’t shape right, which causes the chocolate whipped cream to fall off before I can get the chocolate sprinkles and shaved chocolate curls on them…
My daughter says that I am the greatest dad in the world!

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Jun 9, 2010 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Does anything?

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Jun 9, 2010 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

so glad I bought a chocolate cake today

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?

by stacie7 on Jun 9, 2010 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

It looks like a waffle!

Watch it with the jinxing!
Time for some thrillin' heroics!

by shinkicker on Jun 9, 2010 2:48 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

mmm...

waffles.

btw shin, are you coming to Wild Goose or what?

by ahnfire on Jun 9, 2010 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gotta watch it with pointmesouth

So I’m going whirlaway.

Watch it with the jinxing!
Time for some thrillin' heroics!

by shinkicker on Jun 9, 2010 3:08 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Great,

now I want waffle house!

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Jun 9, 2010 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Those Numbers

are what my trip home from work in Willowbrook is going to seem like.

by Pat Foley's Jokes on Jun 9, 2010 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

LMAO

True, and a train runs through it at all hours of the night. Thankfully, the trains are going somewhere around Mach 2, so they are not around long.

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Jun 9, 2010 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

The two yutes!

Watch it with the jinxing!
Time for some thrillin' heroics!

by shinkicker on Jun 9, 2010 2:48 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Come on over to Gannons

across the street. That’s where I’ll be.

"...about six feet from the moose's butt."

by The Fearless Freep on Jun 9, 2010 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I do find my cupcake place very soothing

But sadly have no time to hit them up before the game.

Watch it with the jinxing!
Time for some thrillin' heroics!

by shinkicker on Jun 9, 2010 2:29 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Ummmm...

We also have punch and pie!

yeah. We’ve got punch and pie.

Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.

by Powrfwd37 on Jun 9, 2010 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've been waiting for this day since...

my father and me walked out of Chicago Stadium that mid-May day 1971 trying to figure out what the hell just happened – 39 years, 22 days ago.

Just win the next game...!

by blackhawk24 on Jun 9, 2010 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Woo!!!

I will be finished with all of my grading by game time!

by HawkInExile on Jun 9, 2010 1:38 PM CDT reply actions  

It's just too much....

My poor old heart can’t take this

by AJY692 on Jun 9, 2010 1:40 PM CDT reply actions  

It's my liver

that is bleeding, I’m on the wagon when this thing is over!

Believe it, the silver thing will be in the building ONLY to be given to the beloved Blackhawks if the Hockey Gods approve!

ONE GOAL MUTHER FUCKERS A WIN TONIGHT!

"You didn't think you were just gonna tilt nipple to a bunch of no rank fuzz butts did you?

by thepuckstopshere31 on Jun 9, 2010 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

you are not alone

in anguish my dear. Call it nervous, anxious, scared, excited…..we are all the same right now. I’m trying not to think about what might happen tonight.

by Chris Roberts on Jun 9, 2010 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

HA!

I enjoyed that analysis of the analysis. Thank you.

Almost five hours to game time, and I have butterflies as if I’m about to take the ice. ohgodohgodohshitohshiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Jun 9, 2010 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I really like this synopsis

(although it strangely has me hearing ronnie woo woo in my head)

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by K_Dog on Jun 9, 2010 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh, no!

think of roller coasters instead. Or cheering for Hawks goals.

by Katherine215 on Jun 9, 2010 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol, no worries. Not your fault…my brain just created the connection for no apparent reason.

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by K_Dog on Jun 9, 2010 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Woo Woo

Was outside of gate 4 standing by the Jordan statue after game 5, holding up a Cup replica over his head and doing his “Hawks, woo, Hawks, woo” thing. A lot of people were taking pictures with him and then you’d get the occasional sox fan, with his inferiority complex, swearing at him and calling him a P.O.S. and telling him to get out of here.

Ditto for CNS

by Hack on Jun 9, 2010 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

ronnie woo woo is annoying

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Jun 9, 2010 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow, cubs and sox fans agreeing

….is that the sky turning red that i see?

by puppetmasterp on Jun 9, 2010 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

And lo,

the wicked shall be destroyed, and a beast with 18 heads shall pour forth upon the wicked, and they shall cower before the beast and offer up the cup.

teaching respect for the Indian, one Red Wing fan at a time.

by 334Rules on Jun 9, 2010 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like the shade of red, though.

Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.

by Powrfwd37 on Jun 9, 2010 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Even if I were a Cub fan, I’d maintain that Ronnie Woo Woo couldn’t get far enough away from this town fast enough for me.

Second City Hockey

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a goddamn shame.

by McClure on Jun 9, 2010 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

lost its novelty about 9 years ago

if he showed up at Comiskey everyday, I’d be overwhelmed with the urge to fire a brick at him

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Jun 9, 2010 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm indifferent towards him

don’t really like or dislike him, I’m not so sure he should be treated like shit though.

Ditto for CNS

by Hack on Jun 9, 2010 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ronnie Woo Woo

Has no place anywhere in this city. He is an obnoxious bum (literally) and has mooched his way through life with a catch phrase that Pauly Shore could have thought of. The last thing I want is that asshat ruining any part of this Hawks Stanley Cup experienced.

P.S. I am a die hard Cubs fan.

by Pat Foley's Jokes on Jun 9, 2010 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ditto

Buy him a one way ticket to anywhere far far away.

by Badgerdano on Jun 9, 2010 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know some guys

that used to pick him up in a limo and bring him to parties just to piss people off.

That stopped when THEY stopped getting invited to parties.

teaching respect for the Indian, one Red Wing fan at a time.

by 334Rules on Jun 9, 2010 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha

That is fantastic. I guess sometimes cliches are actually true. What goes around comes around.

by Pat Foley's Jokes on Jun 9, 2010 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

people get way too fired up about ronnie woo woo

if you let him ruin your potential cup experience, you may have your priorities in the wrong place. I’m not saying I love the dude, I’m just saying that when I walked out of game 5, nothing could make me angry and not even Ronnie Woo Woo standing outside of the Bottom Lounge if the hawks win tonight will make me even the slightest bit angry.

Ditto for CNS

by Hack on Jun 9, 2010 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

I get that, but also

Cubs = 102 years without
Ronnie = Cubs (like it or not)

Ergo, please keep Ronnie away from Hawks.

teaching respect for the Indian, one Red Wing fan at a time.

by 334Rules on Jun 9, 2010 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Game 5

I was there too and nothing would have brought me down after the game, but I definitely would have shook my head and made fun of him. I just don’t want him around. He is annoying. It’s the same reason I don’t want to anyone yell annoying things. Woo Woo being one of those things.

by Pat Foley's Jokes on Jun 9, 2010 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

As a Cubs fan

He’s annoying.

He’s a tradition, and a staple and all that, and he’s amusing say…

The first time you’re exposed to him.

After that… sigh

Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.

by Powrfwd37 on Jun 9, 2010 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

everybody's tired of him.

...anarchy burger, hold the government!

by EdisonParkVinnie on Jun 9, 2010 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've run into Ronnie twice

and neither time was at Wrigley. First time was at Sox park during the 05 playoffs, and second time was around Super Tuesday 2008 during a Hawks game. During intermission Ronnie stood in the aisle around center ice of the 100 level and he held up an Obama sign and just yelled “Obama woo!” over and over for about 15 minutes.

by Scott13 on Jun 9, 2010 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes...

I wasn’t super nervous (probably because Twitter’s barely worked all day so I can’t spend too much time there) but now reading all this makes me nervous. Hell, I don’t even know what comment to reply to or if I should post another one. Just wanted to say hi to the people who’ve made this such an exciting season…er, at the blog (the Blackhawks made it exciting too).

a little chippy: a blog, mostly hockey

by KofC on Jun 9, 2010 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's only a Bat Mitzvah...

…if we lift the Bat Mitzvah girl in the air on a chair before the end of the night.
The closest we are going to get is Versteeg sitting in the Cup, but that sounds good to me.

by LarmerToRoenick on Jun 9, 2010 1:42 PM CDT reply actions  

While someone plays hava nagila

Spelling on that is questionable

Watch it with the jinxing!
Time for some thrillin' heroics!

by shinkicker on Jun 9, 2010 2:12 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

The Hawks better come out fired up!

They need big hits, great D, great passes, quick feet, and shots on goal! Sounds so simple.

by Badgerdano on Jun 9, 2010 1:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Sounds so simple.

It always does.

by kellyn on Jun 9, 2010 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Goosebumps.

(not referring to the children’s horror books either)

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Jun 9, 2010 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'ma REC this

if for nothing else than Sam making an appearance in the comments. This will mean good things.

Ditto for CNS

by Hack on Jun 9, 2010 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

giddy/excited/hyper/unproductive

reading the preview and then this has officially put me out the rest of the day. useless if other than for drinking, nail biting and breathing. barely.

"...can i have a glass of whiskey and a slice of bread?"

by west_fulton on Jun 9, 2010 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

auto rec

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Jun 9, 2010 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Amen Bro.

"...about six feet from the moose's butt."

by The Fearless Freep on Jun 9, 2010 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can't wait that long

I have to watch it right now

"Every player should be accorded the privilege of at least one season with the Chicago Cubs. That's baseball as it should be played - in God's own sunshine. And that's really living." -- Alvin Dark

by gwood on Jun 9, 2010 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Danny Mac show

this morning played the Reggie Dunlop clip of the Old Time Hockey speech which was just as good.

Our line starts?

by Scott13 on Jun 9, 2010 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

The best.

I’m not worried any more.

Thanks, Sam

"....we have to find a way to win. And good teams do that."

Tomas Kopecky May 29, 2010

by ballyb on Jun 9, 2010 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

BECAUSE OUR BOYS ARE THE MOTHER FUCKING CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS!

and Philadelphia has their guys.

Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.

by Powrfwd37 on Jun 9, 2010 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

you guys bring the beer

ill bring the tums and defib

Self-Proclaimed President of the Castro Boobird Face Kicking Club
The Chicago Blackhawks: The only Chicago team worth caring about.
ONE.MORE.WIN

by jesus christos on Jun 9, 2010 1:46 PM CDT reply actions  

This game

must rock, right?

"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy

"It's a game of redeeming features." ~ Bob Murphy

"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner, calling a Gary Carter double

by CTRefJay on Jun 9, 2010 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes

it must

Self-Proclaimed President of the Castro Boobird Face Kicking Club
The Chicago Blackhawks: The only Chicago team worth caring about.
ONE.MORE.WIN

by jesus christos on Jun 9, 2010 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

“Uh, Lord, hallowed be Thy name. May our feet be swift; may our sticks be mighty; may our pucks…be plentiful. Lord, I’d just like to thank You for that waitress in Lincoln Park. You know who she is – she kept calling Your name. And God, these are good boys, and they work hard. Just help them see it all the way through. Okay, that’s it.”

LET’S GO HAWKS!!!

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Jun 9, 2010 1:47 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

YES!

Green it, bitches!

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Jun 9, 2010 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Done

for LeDonne

teaching respect for the Indian, one Red Wing fan at a time.

by 334Rules on Jun 9, 2010 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

love it!

Chicago Blackhawks: No Longer Rusted Steel on Slush!

by Roos-34 on Jun 9, 2010 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

please please please

play like it’s game 7.

Take chances, pinch aggressively, make this another up-tempo game.

Gentlemen! I have invented...this thing!

by cliffkoroll on Jun 9, 2010 1:51 PM CDT reply actions  

This is key

Oh god, I need to go do a lap around my building. Hands are shaking just typing this

Watch it with the jinxing!
Time for some thrillin' heroics!

by shinkicker on Jun 9, 2010 2:14 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Public Service Announcement

If you’re freaking out too much, try this.

teaching respect for the Indian, one Red Wing fan at a time.

by 334Rules on Jun 9, 2010 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I feel wrong

for speed reading that article…

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Jun 9, 2010 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not working

I went home and jumped on my treadmil at lunch. May work out when I get home just to pass the time before I destroy my liver tonight

by Chris Roberts on Jun 9, 2010 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

stay out of the penalty box

25% of Philly’s goals were on the PP. Play balls out for 60 and no penalties and this game goes to the Hawks.

HAWKSfuckyeah!

When in Rome we shall do as the Romans, when in Hell we do shots at the bar.

by HolyBlackhawksBatman on Jun 9, 2010 1:51 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

I've posted this elsewhere already

Flyers SCF PP is 5/19 = 26.3%
Blackhawks SCF PP is 3/13 = 23.1%

Even though the Flyers have now averaged "only" 1+ more PP/gm than the ’Hawks, the PP% numbers are fairly close now. Funny how things "even out", eh?

Before the ‘Hawks line changes prior to the start of period 3 in game 4, the Flyers PP was 5/14 = 35.7%, the ’Hawks PP was 0/7 = 0%.

Since the ’Hawks line changes, the ’Hawks PP is 3/6 = 50%, the Flyers PP is 0/5 = 0%……just sayin’…..things have a habit of evening out in the NHL, especially when it appears that at one time or another a team’s fan base feels their team is being screwed.

Just win the next game...!

by blackhawk24 on Jun 9, 2010 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

good call.

And despite the Hawk’s SH scoring I’d still like to see the game not be lopsided in penalties. Playing 8 minutes of 5 on 4 hockey doesn’t sit to well with me, especially with a team that has their backs against the wall.

Good to see shit is evening out but I’d rather not flirt with disaster.

When in Rome we shall do as the Romans, when in Hell we do shots at the bar.

by HolyBlackhawksBatman on Jun 9, 2010 2:12 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I'd be happy to see the Hawks at 2/6 tonight and taking no penalties

I think that would tip it our way

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Jun 9, 2010 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Correction

The game 7 loss at home occurred in the 1971 finals. The Hawks lost the ’73 finals in six games.

by the wolf on Jun 9, 2010 1:52 PM CDT reply actions  

On December 18, 1993

Steve Smith was about to go off for high-sticking. Tommy Soderstrom went to the bench on a delayed penalty and the Flyers accidentaly sent a drop pass all the way down the ice into their own net. It was the game-tying goal.

That is my fondest memory of the Blackhawks playing in Philadelphia.

Please eclipse that tonight.

by GenPabloSecobar on Jun 9, 2010 1:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Niemi

has a huge game tonight. I just feel it. I’m talking like game-2-at-the-Shark-Tank huge.

http://www.royalskingdom.blogspot.com

by kcdynasty on Jun 9, 2010 1:54 PM CDT reply actions  

yes

thank you. This whole postseason has just run together.

http://www.royalskingdom.blogspot.com

by kcdynasty on Jun 9, 2010 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would prefer he not face

45 fucking shots, please.

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by 334Rules on Jun 9, 2010 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not Philly

http://www.royalskingdom.blogspot.com

by kcdynasty on Jun 9, 2010 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

i dunno...

to me, it seems Niemi gets better the more shots he sees. imo

by Rampage997 on Jun 9, 2010 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

REMINDER - Game 6 meet-up at Wild Goose

If you didn’t see the fan post, a bunch of us will be watching at Wild Goose, 4265 N Lincoln. It’s very close to the Montrose stop on the Brown Line. if you don’t know what anyone looks like, look for a large table with a lot of women in Hawks gear (and maybe some guys). Several are asian.

by puppetmasterp on Jun 9, 2010 1:55 PM CDT reply actions  

THAT

would fucking destroy. #81 is on a mission. our best forward this series by far.

"...can i have a glass of whiskey and a slice of bread?"

by west_fulton on Jun 9, 2010 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought dreams came true

only if you don’t tell anyone… :|

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Jun 9, 2010 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

so I was thinking...

is there any way we can jinx a game 7 from happening? Like when you say shutout or hat trick?

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Jun 9, 2010 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

well, if it's about to start

you can always resort to “fire!”

by VerStig on Jun 9, 2010 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

i think one of you NY folk

needs to book a flight to Chicago for Game 7. that might work.

by puppetmasterp on Jun 9, 2010 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Chris Roberts should book his flight!

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Jun 9, 2010 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

NONONONO

Only if I have to. Just dropped over 7 grand on my kitchen and funds are kinda tight right now. But I wouldn’t pass up a chance to watch game 7 in Chicago with all you. I just don’t want to have that chance

by Chris Roberts on Jun 9, 2010 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh, I was thinking do it

if you have the option to cancel for a full refund. :P

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Jun 9, 2010 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

If I book

who’s gonna pick me up at Midway Friday morning?

by Chris Roberts on Jun 9, 2010 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Chicago Transit Authority

Take the Orange Line into the Loop.

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by 334Rules on Jun 9, 2010 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know

then hop on the Green line, I’ve already looked at that :)

by Chris Roberts on Jun 9, 2010 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've got one

on reserve outta Baltimore for Friday morning, but not booked yet

by Chris Roberts on Jun 9, 2010 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Book it

For the good of the team

Watch it with the jinxing!
Time for some thrillin' heroics!

by shinkicker on Jun 9, 2010 2:34 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I've made pre-game dinner reservations

and booked a hotel room for Friday night.

Doing all I can.

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by 334Rules on Jun 9, 2010 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

start imagining how great a game 7 overtime would be

well, for any hockey fan not rooting for the hawks or Flyers, anyway

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by ahtrap on Jun 9, 2010 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have had other dreams that I didnt tell anyone

havnt come true (they involved Megan Fox and Scarlett Jo)

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Jun 9, 2010 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, what you just described

was a Scarlett game, so hopefully you don’t miss by much

by VerStig on Jun 9, 2010 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes, I want a fucking Scarlett game

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Jun 9, 2010 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

heh

I see what you did there

by VerStig on Jun 9, 2010 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

well, BCS, I'm here to tell you

that they haven’t come true yet, but now that you’ve hinted at them.. I’m sorry, they’ll never happen. :(

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Jun 9, 2010 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

dammit

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Jun 9, 2010 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

If Big C can't land her

Does that mean I still have a chance?

by warrenjm2006 on Jun 9, 2010 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

I get Scarlett

you can have Megan

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Jun 9, 2010 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Deal

I can settle for Ms. Fox

by warrenjm2006 on Jun 9, 2010 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

HEY!

My wife has already said that I could have Megan for fathers day! Now all I have to do is figure out the logistics…

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Jun 9, 2010 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Megan's hottter...IMO

…and a little dirtier too, but Scarlett definitely has the intellectual upper hand, which is very attractive in it’s own right.

The less a man makes declarative statements, the less apt he is to look foolish in retrospect.

by Overserved on Jun 9, 2010 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm weirdly defensive of Megan Fox

Fuck you, Michael Bay, the transformers movies will still suck even without Megan Fox!

Watch it with the jinxing!
Time for some thrillin' heroics!

by shinkicker on Jun 9, 2010 3:12 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I’m sorry, but have you seen her replacement? I’m a chick, and even I think Rosie Huntington-Whitely is hot. She is a Victoria’s Secret model after all. I also already knew who she was because I’m big into fashion and she’s a runway model

by kellyn on Jun 9, 2010 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's like the two darrens thing on bewitched

and I don’t really care about if the new girl is hot, mostly I’m stuck on “Michael Bay is a bag of dicks, and shouldn’t be surprised to hear that his movies aren’t quality films.”

Watch it with the jinxing!
Time for some thrillin' heroics!

by shinkicker on Jun 9, 2010 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the Transformers movies aren’’t exactly the Lord of the Rings trilogy. No Oscars there.

by kellyn on Jun 9, 2010 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

To be honest

she looks a lot like Mirana Kerr with a slightly wonky face (not that I could bag a girl like her anyway, mind you).

by Germware on Jun 9, 2010 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Your choice of the word ‘wonky’ is rather funny, as I’m pretty sure Huntington-Whitely is British.

by kellyn on Jun 9, 2010 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Are you? I’ve never met many British hockey fans. Is is popular over there?

by kellyn on Jun 9, 2010 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm Scottish, yeah

It’s not popular here at all, really; if you ever tell people you’re a fan, they’ll just kind of look at you funny or say “…oh, right” and find something else to talk about. The few people I’ve seen wearing jerseys all seem to be European.

We do/did have a Scottish (or British, can’t remember) ice hockey league, though. Don’t think it is/was very successful.

by Germware on Jun 9, 2010 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

I need photographic evidence.

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by K_Dog on Jun 9, 2010 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think she was in a risque photoshoot for GQ a few years back. I’ll see what I can find.

by kellyn on Jun 9, 2010 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

But you only get the teaser image:

by kellyn on Jun 9, 2010 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

She looks good there

But I still stick by my opinion; there’s something not quite right in this picture, but I can’t tell what:

by Germware on Jun 9, 2010 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fail

Can’t get it to work, so I’ll just link to it here.

by Germware on Jun 9, 2010 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

this one isn’t working for me. Was it another version of the photo kellyn posted above?

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by K_Dog on Jun 9, 2010 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nah, it was just a pic of her face.

If you do a Google image search for her name, you’ll find plenty of stuff. I’m just of the opinion there’s something slightly off about her face. Oh well.

by Germware on Jun 9, 2010 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll investigate some more

But do you care to explain what you mean by “off” or “wonky” about her? Do you mean something’s out of proportion, or that she had some work done? Something like that?

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by K_Dog on Jun 9, 2010 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't really know

I seem to have very high standards for what I define as “hot” or “pretty” but in some pics (especially this one) she seems to be getting a little bit close to Jocelyn Wildenstein territory.

I think it’s her nose &/or jawline. Not sure.

by Germware on Jun 9, 2010 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow…doesn’t look like the same person AT ALL.

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by K_Dog on Jun 9, 2010 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thats okay…better that I learn the truth up front, rather than fall in love with her and she falls in love with me, and then we end up in a messy break up.

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by K_Dog on Jun 9, 2010 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

It the angle/shadows. With movie lighting, none of that will show up.

by kellyn on Jun 9, 2010 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

this is

an excellent choice for a “teaser” image. This caused me to do some investigation….and I must say I agree with your assessment 100%.

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by K_Dog on Jun 9, 2010 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Scarlett > Meagan > Rosie

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."

by cdz3210 on Jun 9, 2010 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

agreed

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Jun 9, 2010 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry. I gotta say Megan>Rosie>Scarlett.

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by K_Dog on Jun 9, 2010 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

This thread

is just begging for a stats post

by VerStig on Jun 9, 2010 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know if these stats

are what you’re looking for;

Scarlett Johansson – Height 5’4"
Measurements : 36C-23-35

Meagan Fox – Height: 5’ 6"
Measurements : 34C-26-24

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley – Height 5’ 9"
Measurents 34B-25-35

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."

by cdz3210 on Jun 9, 2010 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

good stats

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Jun 9, 2010 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

There's a joke

about “hits” in here somewhere…

by Germware on Jun 9, 2010 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

or

BCS’s “Mutual Corsi”

by VerStig on Jun 9, 2010 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Chances are that Rosie Huntington-Whitely is shorter than that – models often lie about there height to make themselves seem taller.

by kellyn on Jun 9, 2010 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think Height is

being regarded as the most important stat here. haha

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."

by cdz3210 on Jun 9, 2010 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

plus I dont mind a girl im a foot taller than

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Jun 9, 2010 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know. But it’s the only one of the four that can’t be changed, surgically or otherwise.

by kellyn on Jun 9, 2010 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sure it can (Temporarily)

High-Heels

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."

by cdz3210 on Jun 9, 2010 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I do love my six-inch stilettos.

by kellyn on Jun 9, 2010 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I mix up my superstitions

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Jun 9, 2010 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Stevie Ray Vaughn

did a great cover.

And then there’s this.

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by 334Rules on Jun 9, 2010 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Suppose I should have warned you.

That really is crap, ain’t it.

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by 334Rules on Jun 9, 2010 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

You should have said

This is Evil That way we know to turn the sound down. :-)

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Jun 9, 2010 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

So did Van Halen, I have it on a bootleg somewhere

-Matt Cooke is a turd burglar. He burgles ALL the turds.-

-At least he's not Cam Janssen. What a bag of dicks that guy is.-

by G8K33P3R on Jun 9, 2010 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Worst Cover of this song

is by Sergio Mendes and Brasil ’77

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heB9Mizn_Bk

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."

by cdz3210 on Jun 9, 2010 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

OH MY GOD

I had a premonition as I awoke this morning that Hossa would give the big middle finger to Pittsburgh and the Press by tossing in a hatty tonight.

And while Anahiem returns to the locker room, Todd Bertuzzi is cuffed and returns to the squad car.

by Detroit Must Die on Jun 9, 2010 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

fuck it, all of em

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Jun 9, 2010 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Germans?

don’t stop him, he’s on a roll…

"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy

"It's a game of redeeming features." ~ Bob Murphy

"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner, calling a Gary Carter double

by CTRefJay on Jun 9, 2010 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

all we need

is a third person to come forward with the same dream, and it’ll become real

by VerStig on Jun 9, 2010 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've been dreaming hockey for weeks

but I can’t say Hossa was in them. Not that I don’t love the Panda, but I can’t control the dreams.

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?

by stacie7 on Jun 9, 2010 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

all 4 of them maybe?

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Jun 9, 2010 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't always remember the dreams

but I do recall Burish, Hjalmarsson, Niemi, Bolland, Seabs, and Keith. Get your minds out of the gutter too. It wasn’t like that. I can see what you wrote krome.

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?

by stacie7 on Jun 9, 2010 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

a mountain cabin, lots of wine, leather lederhosen

a rotary table, two penguins, a 1964 Chevrolet, a barrel of olive oil …

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Jun 9, 2010 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

get out of my head!

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?

by stacie7 on Jun 9, 2010 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

OK now I seriously don't even want to know what you dream about

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?

by stacie7 on Jun 9, 2010 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was just speculating on your dreams

mine are actually rather boring

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Jun 9, 2010 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

krome is

well, krome is…odd

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Jun 9, 2010 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

damn clock

go faster…..now.

---AC 00 00 00 - Believe

by mjk83 on Jun 9, 2010 2:09 PM CDT reply actions  

south side

i’ll be watching it at Blarney stone in oak forest on their blow-up big farkin screen

angry bird is angry .

by Da'Ostrich on Jun 9, 2010 2:13 PM CDT reply actions  

on the lighter side

My roomates cat just did a full speed faceplant into the porch screen. Imagine that and enjoy the chuckle

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Jun 9, 2010 2:16 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

I've seen that happen before

Except it wasn’t a cat. And I saw it from a first-person perspective.

by VerStig on Jun 9, 2010 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

ahahaha

why don’t people have pictures of these things?!

by ahnfire on Jun 9, 2010 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I had a friend go through a screen

Juggernaut style while he was hammered, that was pretty hilarious, I have video somewhere. I also have video of another friend who came back to barracks hammered, got into a Lance Armstrong style bike suit, his Kevlar helmet, and snow man boxers, grabbed his M-16 and pretended to lay down cover fire for anyone going to the latrine, complete with his own sound effects

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Jun 9, 2010 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

a couple times in college, whil living in a 40 person school co-op

I got home really drunk, couldn’t find my ID to swipe myself back in the building. So I’d use a hairpin to unscrew the screen in the first-floor living room and let myself in through the window. And then, still drunk, i’d try to screw the screen back on after propping the front door.

by puppetmasterp on Jun 9, 2010 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm sure a fair number of us

would kill for video of that!

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by 334Rules on Jun 9, 2010 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I did the opposite

I tried opening a screen door drunk once, but I missed the frame. Instead I pushed on the screen, which my hand proceeded to pass right through causing me to go face first into the door frame.

"Every player should be accorded the privilege of at least one season with the Chicago Cubs. That's baseball as it should be played - in God's own sunshine. And that's really living." -- Alvin Dark

by gwood on Jun 9, 2010 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm a remarkably well co-ordinated drunk

i was also in charge of getting my drunk friends up the stairs and to their beds. Which really just involved me rounding up enough sober people to carry the friend up the stairs, b/c i was to useless to help them climb the stairs myself.

by puppetmasterp on Jun 9, 2010 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I usually am

a well coordinated drunk. I was exceptional (or so I thought) at biking and rollerblading while plastered.

"Every player should be accorded the privilege of at least one season with the Chicago Cubs. That's baseball as it should be played - in God's own sunshine. And that's really living." -- Alvin Dark

by gwood on Jun 9, 2010 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Same here

A college room mate took out our sliding screen door that way one drunken evening. No one even asked if he was OK we were so pissed about the screen door being broken.

by Badgerdano on Jun 9, 2010 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks

Thanks Sam and everyone else, you put a ton of work into this site and the Indian. It is greatly appreciated.

I’ve been waiting for this night ever since January 12, 1986, my first game at Chicago Stadium. My father took me, we sat in the Mezzanine section. I remember the date because the Bears won the NFC Championship that afternoon, and it was flashed on the scoreboard, the crowd went wild.
 While I don’t remember who the Hawks played, I will never forget the first time I saw the ice, the deep red brick, the banners, and heard the organ. I instantly fell in love with both the Hawks, and the sport.
I have been to so many games since that January night, and have so many memories. Too often though, like many of us here, those memories include the Hawks coming up short, never getting a chance to drink from Lord Stanley’s Cup.
Let tonight be the night. For all of us. New fans and old fans alike. Those of us who had to sit through Karpotsov, Daze’s bad back, an old Gilmour, an old Bondra, an older Coffey; for those of us who saw Roenick, Larmer, Belfour, and countless others leave. For the draft pics who went bust. For those of us who grew up listening to Pat and Dale on the radio, without the benefit of games shown on t.v. And for those of us who are growing up, watching Kane, Toews, and Keith, and the magic and splendor that is ice hockey.
For me, I’ll be at home with my dad watching, praying, and hoping. And not far from my mind will be that cold January night, so many years ago.

by Josh4 on Jun 9, 2010 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

guilty as well.

The less a man makes declarative statements, the less apt he is to look foolish in retrospect.

by Overserved on Jun 9, 2010 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

thank you, I did.

hey, what’s your phone number? We want to prank call you in the event of Good Things Happening. You can just post it here for the world to see.

by Katherine215 on Jun 9, 2010 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

do you think I would post that

for all you degenerates here? I’d be begging to get drunk dialed

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Jun 9, 2010 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

312-746-8396

I believe that’s where you can be most often reached.

by Badgerdano on Jun 9, 2010 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Id be impressed if they came to Ohio to get me

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Jun 9, 2010 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

you know

I looked it up and next to the Columbus Police number, they had another number for minority recruiting…and I was thinking….nawww, Badger couldn’t have thought it that far ahead…

by ahnfire on Jun 9, 2010 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I did

but I imagined one of my girlfriend’s Siamese cats doing it and I got a big smile :D

by Chris Roberts on Jun 9, 2010 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

always up for some

stupid cat comedy.

Gentlemen! I have invented...this thing!

by cliffkoroll on Jun 9, 2010 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

See, my dog

Just decided that the screen door got in the way of him defending the house. So he threw himself against the weak chain link over the screen and clawed at it until he’d made his very own doggie door.

I hope the hawks can borrow Cal’s dedication tonight and apply it to the Philly defensemen.

And maybe Lavi can be like my mom, when she decided a broken screen door was too redneck and just removed it entirely.

Watch it with the jinxing!
Time for some thrillin' heroics!

by shinkicker on Jun 9, 2010 2:42 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

shinkicker and all our friends

have a pool going on whether me or my roommate will be the first to walk directly into the screen door to our balcony. So I feel him.

it's entirely possible this isn't sarcasm

by boldmatter on Jun 9, 2010 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

If you guys last a whole week

I will be amazed

Watch it with the jinxing!
Time for some thrillin' heroics!

by shinkicker on Jun 9, 2010 3:17 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

your faith in my competency

just fills me with a warm glow

it's entirely possible this isn't sarcasm

by boldmatter on Jun 9, 2010 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I should I just call in dead for work tomorrow already

Because no matter what transpires tonight, I’ll be a wreck tomorrow. Hopefully it’ll just be a celebratory hangover of massive proportions.

"FACEOFF!" "Makes the pass." "FIGHT!" - 8 bit hockey

by chevrier30 on Jun 9, 2010 2:17 PM CDT reply actions  

It does.

But I enjoyed quite a laugh. Thanks!

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Jun 9, 2010 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

You got that right

I told everyone I’ll either be too hung over in celebration tomorrow, or flying to Chicago on Friday. I hope I’m at work on Friday

by Chris Roberts on Jun 9, 2010 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

My boss knows I'm not coming in tomorrow

His exact words “you deserve it”. My liver thanks him

Watch it with the jinxing!
Time for some thrillin' heroics!

by shinkicker on Jun 9, 2010 2:44 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

g'luck, and remember to breathe

Think I’m over whatever distaste that I as a Red Wings fan had at the thought of the hawks winning the cup, I guess it’s ok for your guys to win one every 50 years or so.

Here’s the thing that made me realize that I don’t really care that much…saw a kid wearing a Blackhawks jersey at work (no dress code, other than “you must wear clothes”), and rather than reacting to the jersey itself, I instead went up to him and said, “I didn’t realize you guys were allowed to wear the jersey of the infidel.” It was a Chelios jersey he had on, and what with hearing about Cheli’s apostasy over the past decade, that was pretty much the last name I expected to see on a Blackhawks jersey.

Anyway, I even wished the kid good luck…and I suppose I’ll extend the same to you guys for tonight’s game.

Gotta say, though, it’s a hell of a lot easier for the heart if your team does close it out in game 6 on away ice, as the Wings did in 2008, but failed to do last year. I’m sure you guys recall what happened at the Joe, and you better believe that I sure as hell do….and I wouldn’t wish that fate, even on you folks.

Tonight’s the night for the Blackhawks to get it done, else it’s going to be a loooong two days before game 7.

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by ahtrap on Jun 9, 2010 2:18 PM CDT reply actions  

I still wear

my Black Chelios, and the wife has taken over the White Chelios.

/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.

by burpchelischili on Jun 9, 2010 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

thanks ahtrap!

believe me, the Wings from last year have been in the back of my head and making me nervous ALL WEEK. Enough to make me wish they’d won it and denied Crosby the cup.

by puppetmasterp on Jun 9, 2010 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just heard from friends in Motown

who grudgingly told me they’re rooting for us due to their O/6 loyalty.

Told them I did the same for them the last two years, but last year might have been just as much rooting against Cindy.

Thanks for your support!

teaching respect for the Indian, one Red Wing fan at a time.

by 334Rules on Jun 9, 2010 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Detroit Sucks

But thanks anyway. I was pissed last year because you beat us at Wrigley and of course in the CF. But I still rooted for the Wings over the Pens regardless.

by CaptDirk on Jun 9, 2010 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

What you say about me?!?

Oh wait, nvm. Yeah, Detroit Sucks.

"Everything I know about life, I learned from my father watching the Blackhawks. It can all be summed up in 2 words, 2 simple words that ring over and over in my memory. Detroit Sucks!!! Detroit Sucks!!!"

by DetroitSucks! on Jun 9, 2010 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Breath In...Breath Out...Breath In...Breath Out

Calm and focused everyone. It occured to me at lunch today, there is zero pressure on our boys tonite, it’s all on Phi. They MUST win.

So, come out fast and loose. Go hard. Play our game. It’s GO time!

This is the message I hope Q and the cup vets in the locker room are giving.

"Life is a long lesson in humility."
- James M. Barrie

by nextgame on Jun 9, 2010 2:20 PM CDT reply actions  

just 4 times?

I’ll be passing out regularly on that basis

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Jun 9, 2010 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Breath In...Breath Out...Breath In...Breath Out

Rinse. (with beer of choice) Swallow. Repeat.

This should reduce the passing out to only one instance.

"Life is a long lesson in humility."
- James M. Barrie

by nextgame on Jun 9, 2010 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who's felt

ready to puke all day in anticipation of this shit.

For the love of all that is good (therefore all that is not Philadelphia) win this fucking game.

Picture bloodbaths and elevator shafts
Like these murderous rhymes tight from genuine craft

by chrome on Jun 9, 2010 2:21 PM CDT reply actions  

I imagine Leighton

will be having trouble controlling his sphincter soon.

by Capone on Jun 9, 2010 2:22 PM CDT reply actions  

I have a view of the hotel the hawks are staying at from my office. I am planning on going out there with mace and a baseball bat if a mob forms.

by tyd450 on Jun 9, 2010 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe BigC

can get ahold of his buddy with the bike suit, kevlar helmet and M16.

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by 334Rules on Jun 9, 2010 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

we sent him on a room clearing exercise to our Sgt's room

he was tied up and thrown on the stoop, one of the best times ive had humiliating a drunk

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Jun 9, 2010 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Notwithstanding Sgt Hulke's claim

they generally do NOT have a helluva sense of humor!

teaching respect for the Indian, one Red Wing fan at a time.

by 334Rules on Jun 9, 2010 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

and new bestest buddy

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Jun 9, 2010 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, okay, hotshot. We're gonna see what kind of soldier you are.

"You didn't think you were just gonna tilt nipple to a bunch of no rank fuzz butts did you?

by thepuckstopshere31 on Jun 9, 2010 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

one of the greatest comedies ever

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Jun 9, 2010 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

This.

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by 334Rules on Jun 9, 2010 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Up until the left for Europe.

But yeah, the first half of that movie is awesome.

by Badgerdano on Jun 9, 2010 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Are you kidding?

There was some great stuff in the second half! I’ll give you that the first half was better, but the drop-off wasn’t really that significant.

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by 334Rules on Jun 9, 2010 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

the whole thing with the winnebago

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Jun 9, 2010 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Do you think

I’m officer material?

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by 334Rules on Jun 9, 2010 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia.

We zip in, we pick ‘em up, we zip right out again. We’re not going to Moscow. It’s Czechoslovakia. It’s like going to Wisconsin.

"Life is a long lesson in humility."
- James M. Barrie

by nextgame on Jun 9, 2010 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gotta wonder if Chicago-boy Murray ad-libbed that one

the character was from NYC.

Gentlemen! I have invented...this thing!

by cliffkoroll on Jun 9, 2010 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

he ad libbed a lot

almost all his Caddyshack lines, most of Ghostbusters

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Jun 9, 2010 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

One of my favorite tid-bits about Caddyshack

is that all of the main actors ad libbed through the whole movie except for Rodney Dangerfield, who did not ad lib a thing.

"Every player should be accorded the privilege of at least one season with the Chicago Cubs. That's baseball as it should be played - in God's own sunshine. And that's really living." -- Alvin Dark

by gwood on Jun 9, 2010 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Chi-cago...bang bang!

"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy

"It's a game of redeeming features." ~ Bob Murphy

"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner, calling a Gary Carter double

by CTRefJay on Jun 9, 2010 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

best line

“Are either of you fellas….homosexuals?”

“No but we’re willing to learn”

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Jun 9, 2010 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

followed by

Would they send us somewhere special?

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Jun 9, 2010 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't call me Francis

"You didn't think you were just gonna tilt nipple to a bunch of no rank fuzz butts did you?

by thepuckstopshere31 on Jun 9, 2010 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

shut up Francis

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Jun 9, 2010 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

no it's

lighten up Francis.

Gentlemen! I have invented...this thing!

by cliffkoroll on Jun 9, 2010 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you.

"Life is a long lesson in humility."
- James M. Barrie

by nextgame on Jun 9, 2010 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

If it's the one I heard about

the organizers did everything they could to let people know that they were NOT to interfere with the buses or otherwise harrass the Blackhawks, but rather “escort” them to the game.

Now, most of us aren’t so naive as to think that everyone would actually hold to that (and it seems that it won’t happen anyway), so I agree that the idea is flawed at best. But at it’s heart, it isn’t SUPPOSED to be violent, which to me at least counts for something.

As I said, though, I doubt it happens.

by Aphilfan on Jun 9, 2010 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

hossa will jump out of the bus and break all of their necks if that happens

Self-Proclaimed President of the Castro Boobird Face Kicking Club
The Chicago Blackhawks: The only Chicago team worth caring about.
ONE.MORE.WIN

by jesus christos on Jun 9, 2010 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Because

he is Marian Hossa. And they are not.

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by 334Rules on Jun 9, 2010 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

can you imagine being terrorized

by bicycle-riding, orange-and-black clad Phildaelphians?

Way worse than, oh I don’t know, a puck to the mouth.

Gentlemen! I have invented...this thing!

by cliffkoroll on Jun 9, 2010 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

If I'm the Bus Driver,

I’d start driving over them like they were mutany Ladybugs.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."

by cdz3210 on Jun 9, 2010 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

*mutant

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."

by cdz3210 on Jun 9, 2010 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

This thing... (wham)

is (wham) terribly hard to (wham) control in this (wham) wind!

by Steven Schweickert on Jun 9, 2010 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

My Mom

used to buy me tickets for when the Hawks were here in DC every year for either my bday or Christmas. If they win, I’ll be thinking of her and thaking her for all the great memories of watching my shitty Hawks play live over the years

by Chris Roberts on Jun 9, 2010 2:36 PM CDT reply actions  

My Dad used to take me to Hawks games when he travelled to Chicago

And would always take me up to DC from Richmond when the Hawks were in town. Recently, I’ve been taking him to the Hawks games in DC and Raleigh, and that’s been really special over the last couple of years.

by warrenjm2006 on Jun 9, 2010 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

kinda sucks

that the Hawks are only here every other year. They were the Caps home opener in 08-09 season and I had to drop $125 per for 2 club level seats that were the only ones available to the public. A vendor has Flyer season tix and gave me his when the Hawks were @ Philly in March. So at least I got to see them live this season.

by Chris Roberts on Jun 9, 2010 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

That Caps home opener was a tough game to watch

The only game I’ve been able to catch live was in Raleigh when we had to drive through that two feet of snow to get to the game. That one was also a tough pill to swallow.

by warrenjm2006 on Jun 9, 2010 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

No shit

I was in my black jersey and my girl had my old Roenick jersey on. 2 quick goals and I was getting loud and stupid. Huet and the D shut me up quick. Was still better than the brutal last second loss at Philly this year. God I can’t even think about that game with what’s on the line tonight

by Chris Roberts on Jun 9, 2010 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Saw the Hawks twice

this season. Once in Boston and for the January fun and games in San Jose. Rows 4 & 8 respectively and worth the money to see them win both.

by loripta on Jun 9, 2010 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was born

a little bit after 1971, so this is the first time in my life the Hawks had a chance to do that certain something special. I don’t know how tonight will turn out, or anything after that, but I’ve been committed to enjoying this afternoon and smiling all day long for just how special this time is. It will be different once the puck drops, but for the next few hours it’s nothing but bliss. But then at about 20 after 7 the bar for making me happy gets set a little bit higher.

by Scott13 on Jun 9, 2010 2:45 PM CDT reply actions  

I agree

But hey Scott – once the puck drops you need to put blinders on. None of this shit about getting distracted by the chick in the stands or the hot waitress. This is a big one…need to stay focused man!

‽ ⅋ ‽

by K_Dog on Jun 9, 2010 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll try

but if we win tonight someone’s getting pregnant.

by Scott13 on Jun 9, 2010 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Philly Beard of the Day

Seriously, all those of years of support and this is how you repay me?

by it'snotsomuchmeasitisroenick on Jun 9, 2010 2:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Picking a ginger

will backfire on them. That’s our gig.

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by 334Rules on Jun 9, 2010 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tickets are still availible for tonight's game

But it’s a 4.5 hour drive with 4 hours until the game. Not sure I can pull that one off.

by warrenjm2006 on Jun 9, 2010 2:49 PM CDT reply actions  

not sure

I’m brave enough to wear a Hawks jersey to that stadium tonight.

by Chris Roberts on Jun 9, 2010 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would

Fuck ’em

ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 9, 2010 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

agreed

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Jun 9, 2010 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep, fuck them

all over the place! That shiny thing is in that building tonight just for Chicago!

Tell em to take their philly cheese thingy and shove it up prongs ass!

"You didn't think you were just gonna tilt nipple to a bunch of no rank fuzz butts did you?

by thepuckstopshere31 on Jun 9, 2010 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm shocked that tickets are still available.

I’d wear my Hawks sweater. I just hope the Hawks are as fired up as we are. Like Krome, I’m ready to crush someone into the boards.

by Badgerdano on Jun 9, 2010 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can't sit still

right now. One hour left to go at work and I keep getting up for no reason.

by Chris Roberts on Jun 9, 2010 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Keep on blogging

that hour of unperductive work wil turn into well spent time right here!

"You didn't think you were just gonna tilt nipple to a bunch of no rank fuzz butts did you?

by thepuckstopshere31 on Jun 9, 2010 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Less than 60 minutes left then,

it’s less than a hockey game!

"You didn't think you were just gonna tilt nipple to a bunch of no rank fuzz butts did you?

by thepuckstopshere31 on Jun 9, 2010 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Only 15 minutes

and I can go home and be a nervous wreck there instead

by Chris Roberts on Jun 9, 2010 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lets get this party started right

This is our time! Tonight we shut them down, BECAUSE WE CAN!
It takes 16 wins

ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 9, 2010 2:50 PM CDT reply actions  

and all those capital letters!

"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy

"It's a game of redeeming features." ~ Bob Murphy

"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner, calling a Gary Carter double

by CTRefJay on Jun 9, 2010 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's right, bold

and saucy…Chicago style

"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy

"It's a game of redeeming features." ~ Bob Murphy

"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner, calling a Gary Carter double

by CTRefJay on Jun 9, 2010 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

agreed.

I hope you don’t need to use that ticket.

by ahnfire on Jun 9, 2010 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hopefully this doesn't count as jinxing

But you may not cancel since you’ve already seen the parade schedule

by warrenjm2006 on Jun 9, 2010 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Monday?

"You didn't think you were just gonna tilt nipple to a bunch of no rank fuzz butts did you?

by thepuckstopshere31 on Jun 9, 2010 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought if something special happened tonight, then the parade was Friday

My bad if I’m wrong. Regardless, me being wrong and stupid negates any jinx.

by warrenjm2006 on Jun 9, 2010 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

A+++++++++++

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Jun 9, 2010 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Booked mine early this morning on Southwest

$353 round trip from Kansas City.

http://www.royalskingdom.blogspot.com

by kcdynasty on Jun 9, 2010 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

good job!

I hope we also don’t have to meet you :D

by ahnfire on Jun 9, 2010 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have intimate experience with this sort of pressure…..

…you know where we are so emotionally invested in the outcome while at the same time being utterly powerless to that same end

Although the stakes were exponentially more personal to me then, those experiences sort of prepared me for this moment, and my only advice (not that any of you really need it) is to say….embrace it. For all the anxiety, nervousness and exhilaration that is now and hopefully may come. These moments in life simply cannot be replicated. One has to LIVE them. Enjoy fellow Blackhawk faithful. LET’S GO HAWKS!!!!

The less a man makes declarative statements, the less apt he is to look foolish in retrospect.

by Overserved on Jun 9, 2010 2:55 PM CDT reply actions  

this

Gentlemen! I have invented...this thing!

by cliffkoroll on Jun 9, 2010 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well everyone

Here’s to a good game with no injuries tonight. Even though we want different outcomes, I think we can agree that it’s a hell of a lot more fun knowing that the ’Nucks and Wings (as well as the Pens and Rangers for us) are sitting watching the two of our teams playing for the championship.

by Aphilfan on Jun 9, 2010 2:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Grudgingly agree

"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy

"It's a game of redeeming features." ~ Bob Murphy

"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner, calling a Gary Carter double

by CTRefJay on Jun 9, 2010 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

don't forget

the Crapitals and all their bandwagon fans I have to deal with around here

by Chris Roberts on Jun 9, 2010 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Unless it was actually Ovie

and the ’Skins gave it to him, that really is one epic fail.

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by 334Rules on Jun 9, 2010 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Living in Connecticut,

I am surrounded by Rangers, Bruins and Devils fans…it’s almost as if the Islanders don’t exist…oh wait

"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy

"It's a game of redeeming features." ~ Bob Murphy

"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner, calling a Gary Carter double

by CTRefJay on Jun 9, 2010 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks for bringing some class.

Really. After what some of our brothers and sisters were put thru in 3 and 4, refreshing to see the other side of Philly fandom.

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by 334Rules on Jun 9, 2010 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

That is very classy.

I, however, am rooting for Pronger to rupture his testicles.

Picture bloodbaths and elevator shafts
Like these murderous rhymes tight from genuine craft

by chrome on Jun 9, 2010 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

His smirk

locked up on him and he pulled a groin trying to loosen it up.

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by 334Rules on Jun 9, 2010 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Off an attempted cross-check gone hilariously awry.

Picture bloodbaths and elevator shafts
Like these murderous rhymes tight from genuine craft

by chrome on Jun 9, 2010 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

The course of action I'd suggest is a course of action I can't suggest

"You didn't think you were just gonna tilt nipple to a bunch of no rank fuzz butts did you?

by thepuckstopshere31 on Jun 9, 2010 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

You have me literally laughing out loud in my office.

People think I’ve going nuts too. My family is rooting for a Hawks win as much for my sanity as for any other reason.

by Badgerdano on Jun 9, 2010 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

rec'd

For laugh out loud funniness!

"Life is a long lesson in humility."
- James M. Barrie

by nextgame on Jun 9, 2010 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

here is the narrative of chico's day

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers… Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into locked a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we’d get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Jun 9, 2010 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Now tell me

About the fucking golf shoes

Chicago Blackhawks: No Longer Rusted Steel on Slush!

by Roos-34 on Jun 9, 2010 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

When the going gets weird

the weird turn pro.

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by 334Rules on Jun 9, 2010 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's off the back cover right?

talk about your attention-getter!

Gentlemen! I have invented...this thing!

by cliffkoroll on Jun 9, 2010 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

I LOVE THIS!!!!

The less a man makes declarative statements, the less apt he is to look foolish in retrospect.

by Overserved on Jun 9, 2010 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

my average weekend

                        ……………………j/k…………………….

by Coz_Bulls_Fan on Jun 9, 2010 5:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fear and Loathing

Las Vegas

Chicago Blackhawks: No Longer Rusted Steel on Slush!

by Roos-34 on Jun 9, 2010 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ah, ok

I’ve watched that once sober & later on MJ. I walked/ran out 5 minutes in the second time because – and I’m not proud of this – it was “too scary” and I was paranoid about the bats at the start.

/shame.

by Germware on Jun 9, 2010 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

You have to read the book.

Then read F&L on the Campaign Trail. It will teach you more about American politics than any academic treatise anywhere. (With the added benefit that you will piss your pants laughing out loud.)

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by 334Rules on Jun 9, 2010 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

You have officially sent me to the funny farm

with this one. Not only did you so COMPLETELY describe the status of my brain right now but you had me giggling maniacally to the point where co-workers came over to see what was so funny.

by Hjammered on Jun 9, 2010 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

rec'd

for all the planets lining up tonight!

"You didn't think you were just gonna tilt nipple to a bunch of no rank fuzz butts did you?

by thepuckstopshere31 on Jun 9, 2010 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

That and making #49 Leighton 6-1 at home in the playoffs this year.

2010 PLAYOFFS: STANLEY CUP FINALS

HOSSA'S REVENGE: Will the 3rd time be the first time Hossa hoists Lord Stanley's chalice?

by hawks61 on Jun 9, 2010 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't even know what to describe what I am feeling right now.

No work is getting done right now as I sit here and contemplate what this is. How did we get here. How did this all happen so quickly.

I hope for the best tonight and know that all those who have come before me and never saw the Hawks raise the Cup and those who never will see one, this one will be for them.

Go Hawks

by niuhuskie224 on Jun 9, 2010 3:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Please tell me I am not the only one

Who is nervous as hell, and had a tough time sleeping last night (Duty thing, and the Hawks both), because of today!

ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 9, 2010 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I didnt fall asleep until 545 am

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Jun 9, 2010 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have zero problems sleeping

but a lot of problems working

Ditto for CNS

by Hack on Jun 9, 2010 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

ever since the GDT

went up, my heart is racing and I’m antzy as hell

Chicago Blackhawks: No Longer Rusted Steel on Slush!

by Roos-34 on Jun 9, 2010 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I gave up on work hours ago

I went shopping for snacks and booze and may start drinking very soon

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?

by stacie7 on Jun 9, 2010 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I took

a Tylenol PM becuase I knew I wouldn’t be able to sleep w/o it. Plus I needed a good nights sleep since I’ll be up celebrating all night tonight :)

by Chris Roberts on Jun 9, 2010 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Have you read

any of the 175 comments up above?!??!?

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by 334Rules on Jun 9, 2010 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Parts,

Still trying to catch up. I can not get into SCH at work, had duty so I just got home about an hour ago.

ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 9, 2010 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

I wish, I have work I am also working on I can look up at home. I may be home, but I am still working!

ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 9, 2010 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

noice

My favorite line (if the Hawks win the Cup):

Will his circuitry allow him to weep openly?

Gentlemen! I have invented...this thing!

by cliffkoroll on Jun 9, 2010 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

mine was
Will he actually pass it to another teammate or skate off through the tunnel hissing about his “precioussssss”?

Actually, I have him pegged for a crier, if that which shall not be said comes to pass.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Jun 9, 2010 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have him pegged as

“Target terminated, Objective completed. I must now go be programmed for my next mission” /eyes turn red, Bettman shits pants

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Jun 9, 2010 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hossa is awesome

nuff said

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Jun 9, 2010 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Creepy

I love it

Watch it with the jinxing!
Time for some thrillin' heroics!

by shinkicker on Jun 9, 2010 3:56 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I don't know how

he hasn’t fried his circuits with all these dumb questions. Leave the man alone!

by Katherine215 on Jun 9, 2010 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

it sucks balls

At least you guys aren’t sitting in an office surrounded by flyers fans constantly giving you shit as they walk by your cube. I am staring at a flyers poster right now. I had to sit through their bullshit 2 years ago when the Phillies won the world series (thinking that the cubs had it made like an idiot). I have been relatively quiet but I can not wait to shove it in their faces if we pull this thing off.

by tyd450 on Jun 9, 2010 3:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Just think

how nice it could be tomorrow. Think happy thoughts.

teaching respect for the Indian, one Red Wing fan at a time.

by 334Rules on Jun 9, 2010 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

in the meantime

keep biting through your tongue.

Gentlemen! I have invented...this thing!

by cliffkoroll on Jun 9, 2010 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

my BFF's dad works in south Philly

they stole his favorite Blackhawks cap, soaked it in water, and then put it in the freezer. (Actually, I thought that was funny…)

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Jun 9, 2010 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's a nice creative

punch, there. I got no problem with high-concept stuff like that.

BTW, did he whistle the icing?

teaching respect for the Indian, one Red Wing fan at a time.

by 334Rules on Jun 9, 2010 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

ba-dum-ching

"Every player should be accorded the privilege of at least one season with the Chicago Cubs. That's baseball as it should be played - in God's own sunshine. And that's really living." -- Alvin Dark

by gwood on Jun 9, 2010 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

I see what you did there

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Jun 9, 2010 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

the veal

is lovely.

teaching respect for the Indian, one Red Wing fan at a time.

by 334Rules on Jun 9, 2010 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good.

Something to keep us all loose until and during the game.

by Steven Schweickert on Jun 9, 2010 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

that is

funny and not really disrespectful since it didn’t ruin anything

by Chris Roberts on Jun 9, 2010 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think it's all in good fun, for the most part

they’ve vandalized his Hawks poster too, but it’s in a frame and they use white board markers, so.

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Jun 9, 2010 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

If it ends tonight...

Tell your superiors you have permission from most SCHers to vandalize said poster as horrifically and as awesomely as possible. Then proceed to do so.

by Steven Schweickert on Jun 9, 2010 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, and I've heard that we're also supposed to overturn Katherine's car

but I think Katherine might be reconsidering that one

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Jun 9, 2010 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

you said your car

I suggested that people usually overturn other people’s cars

I wasn’t sure if I had seen a fully definitive reassessmant from you yet

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Jun 9, 2010 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

in case anybody forgot
Since it is more fun to celebrate with friends (and as someone else said, I can’t overturn my car myself), is anyone interested in a meetup?

by VerStig on Jun 9, 2010 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Leave it to a stat guru

To retain information.

Note to self, do not get drunk around VerStig.

by Steven Schweickert on Jun 9, 2010 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

no, what you do is get VerStig drunk

after all, the way to defeat his alcohol allergy is get him drunk reeeeally fast with shots.

then you’re safe.

by ahnfire on Jun 9, 2010 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

shhhh

some of the NYC SCHers might be reading!!

by VerStig on Jun 9, 2010 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

now I wish there was an edit button

so I could put it in bold and add “NYC SCHers! Want to see something important? READ HOW TO MAKE VERSTIG DRUNK! …and please take pictures. movie mode works too.”

by ahnfire on Jun 9, 2010 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

krome's wisdom ... snort!

I need another new keyboard

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Jun 9, 2010 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

that reminds me

you standing beneath a bird’s nest?

Gentlemen! I have invented...this thing!

by cliffkoroll on Jun 9, 2010 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

NO.

(but I was seriously tempted to hunt down a bird and make it shit on me after Game 4.)

The one shitting was all that was necessary for a full post season of good fortune. That’s what I’m telling myself at least.

by Katherine215 on Jun 9, 2010 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

If the Hawks win tonight

you should wear a jersey to work tomorrow (if you have one and can get away with that) and replace all the Flyers posters with the one of Pronger in a skirt.

"Every player should be accorded the privilege of at least one season with the Chicago Cubs. That's baseball as it should be played - in God's own sunshine. And that's really living." -- Alvin Dark

by gwood on Jun 9, 2010 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

it will definitely happen

I had to wear a god damned Phillies World Series Champs T-shirt in our Office Xmas Photo. I keep it in my desk drawer just in case we run out of toilet paper in the bathroom.

by tyd450 on Jun 9, 2010 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

+1

From a bitter Mets fan

"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy

"It's a game of redeeming features." ~ Bob Murphy

"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner, calling a Gary Carter double

by CTRefJay on Jun 9, 2010 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm really glad I can come here and always feel better about myself

I’m behaving like a crazy ass today. Walking laps around the office, such insane ADD only able to focus on a task for about 30 seconds, giant pit in my stomach.

Holy Hell friends, tonight could be really special.

by Northside_Dan on Jun 9, 2010 3:27 PM CDT reply actions  

a co-worker said something about a parade

and I flipped out, my eyes darting about, looking for some wood to knock on. And I said we shouldn’t talk about that, then I went back to my desk and a few minutes later another co-worker stopped by to ask if I was okay.

I’m just no longer a rational person about hockey, I can’t pretend to be.

it's entirely possible this isn't sarcasm

by boldmatter on Jun 9, 2010 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

People have litereally left me alone for the past hours

I’m incapable of rational work related conversation.

Heaven forbid we lose tonight, I’m taking the rest of the week off because I’m no good here right now

Unless someone is coming to talk to me about the Hawks beating the Flyers forecheck or who Pronger is matching up against I want nothing to do with it

by Northside_Dan on Jun 9, 2010 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll tell you what doesn't work in calming your nerves

- reading the likes of you crazy bastards.

Christ, I went from being jittery to looking like Mugshot Nolte within 15 minutes of opening this thread.

Picture bloodbaths and elevator shafts
Like these murderous rhymes tight from genuine craft

by chrome on Jun 9, 2010 3:30 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

haha, mugshot nolte

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by K_Dog on Jun 9, 2010 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

To make things worse.

my girlfriend’s ex husband (and ex friend of mine…it’s a long story) is a bandwagon Flyers fan…..I’m sure I’d get a drunk call/text if the Hawks blow this :(

by Chris Roberts on Jun 9, 2010 3:31 PM CDT reply actions  

There's a pretty easy response to that text.

Picture bloodbaths and elevator shafts
Like these murderous rhymes tight from genuine craft

by chrome on Jun 9, 2010 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

HA

indeed there is!

Chicago Blackhawks: No Longer Rusted Steel on Slush!

by Roos-34 on Jun 9, 2010 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

zing!

Gentlemen! I have invented...this thing!

by cliffkoroll on Jun 9, 2010 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Da'Ostrich

up above mentioned that.

teaching respect for the Indian, one Red Wing fan at a time.

by 334Rules on Jun 9, 2010 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I remember when it hit.

I grew up on the southside so stuff like that always jumps out at me.

And yes, that means I’ve been sitting through this all afternoon. Which means ZERO productivity, other than bad music links and lame puns for all of my pantsless friends.

teaching respect for the Indian, one Red Wing fan at a time.

by 334Rules on Jun 9, 2010 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

I usually get abut an hours worth before the game.

But I cant take you bastards during. I will not doe of a heart attack at the age of 25.

by Beyr on Jun 9, 2010 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

DOH*

"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy

"It's a game of redeeming features." ~ Bob Murphy

"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner, calling a Gary Carter double

by CTRefJay on Jun 9, 2010 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I need a drink

And think I’ll have one, just one for now though. I wasn’t thinking or getting too worried about this game until I saw that preview up top. Thing is, Leighton is due for a loss at home and so are the Flyers. And the Hawks are due to break out of that slump at the Fuck U center. And Niemi is due for a big game as well as Hossa and Toews.

by CaptDirk on Jun 9, 2010 3:34 PM CDT reply actions  

stats humor

some claim it’s the highest form of comedy.

Gentlemen! I have invented...this thing!

by cliffkoroll on Jun 9, 2010 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

better than puns?

the numerate surpassing the literate in a progressive technological society?

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Jun 9, 2010 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow...that brings back memories

my roommate said that to me one night when i got home from the bar…and my head literaly asploded.

by Coz_Bulls_Fan on Jun 9, 2010 5:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

some thought

Carrot Top was funny.

teaching respect for the Indian, one Red Wing fan at a time.

by 334Rules on Jun 9, 2010 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hate that guy

And not because I used to get called carrot top when I was a kid. That guy was stupid.

by CaptDirk on Jun 9, 2010 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha i'm trying to calm down by imagining what i'm going to drink tonight!

I’m going to treat the liquor section of my Fry’s like a fuckin candy store in a few hours

I would like to have seen Montana

by desertindian on Jun 9, 2010 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have Faith in Hossa.

Picture bloodbaths and elevator shafts
Like these murderous rhymes tight from genuine craft

by chrome on Jun 9, 2010 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've not been TOO jittery all day

but the parts of my brain controlling stress-response keep telling me that half a stick of deodorant re-applied several times just isn’t enough for today….

by puppetmasterp on Jun 9, 2010 3:39 PM CDT reply actions  

The Wall Street Journal reports tonight's line (from Accuscore) as Hawks 3.4 to Philly 3.3

not sure how one gets tenths of goals though (but hell, if it works, and we win, I’m cool with it)

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Jun 9, 2010 3:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Avg over 10,000 simulations

also the Vegas money line has had each home team a healthy favorite all series, but tonight is a pick em.

by Scott13 on Jun 9, 2010 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm tired of waiting...

I live in Connecticut, smack dab halfway between NYC and Boston. The last time any of the professional teams I root for won was in ‘86 (Mets – the only “local” team I root for). In the meantime, I’ve had to graciously extend my congratulations to my friends who are fans of the local teams that reached the mountaintop: Yankees, Red Sox, Devils, Rangers, Giants, Patriots and Celtics.

It’s my turn, dammit. 24 years is long enough to roam the wilderness! Take me home, Hawks!!

"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy

"It's a game of redeeming features." ~ Bob Murphy

"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner, calling a Gary Carter double

by CTRefJay on Jun 9, 2010 3:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Kane and Hossa I get

but who seriously criticizes Toews?

Ditto for CNS

by Hack on Jun 9, 2010 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ive heard quite a bit in this series.

People like to forget how we got to this point and why he’s drawing some much coverage in the first place.

by Beyr on Jun 9, 2010 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

read it.....

forgot about it, truly the sign of an impactful fanpost

Ditto for CNS

by Hack on Jun 9, 2010 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have heard plenty

Toews? Go read Puck Daddy or any Flyers blog.

Morons to be sure. People forget quickly.

Compadres! It is imperative that we crush the freedom fighters before the start of the rainy season......And by that I mean it’s time for the worker of the week award!"

by HjammerTime on Jun 9, 2010 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hawks who have yet to score in the SCF

D: Nintendo, Hendry/Boynton
F: Madden, Ladd (injured), Toews

One of these things is not like the others.

Gentlemen! I have invented...this thing!

by cliffkoroll on Jun 9, 2010 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

ummmmmmmmmmmm

past the midpoint of the alphabet?

by VerStig on Jun 9, 2010 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Nintendo" doesn't count

and “M” is the 13th letter of the alphabet.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."

by cdz3210 on Jun 9, 2010 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's time for Hjammer to shine

his last day in Philly was less then illustrious…..he’s my sleeper pick to get back into form this game and tear briere and yukon cornelius(hartnell) apart

I would like to have seen Montana

by desertindian on Jun 9, 2010 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Money

I would like to have seen Montana

by desertindian on Jun 9, 2010 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

thats called

a Scarlett game

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Jun 9, 2010 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I dunno

Hossa alone would be the Scarlett game.

This might be the Scarlett, Megan, AND Kate game.

by VerStig on Jun 9, 2010 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah

id be down with that

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Jun 9, 2010 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have to throw Charlize Theron in there.

-Matt Cooke is a turd burglar. He burgles ALL the turds.-

-At least he's not Cam Janssen. What a bag of dicks that guy is.-

by G8K33P3R on Jun 9, 2010 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah shes good

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Jun 9, 2010 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Christina Hendricks

would be just fine for me…ever since the firefly days…

I would like to have seen Montana

by desertindian on Jun 9, 2010 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow

I never put that together. Possibly because YoSaffBridge wasn’t rocking the outfits that she does on Mad Men.

Boldmatter said something like “COME ON NIEMI, YOU ARE A LEAF ON THE WIND” during sunday’s game. There was a giant verbal dogpile.

Watch it with the jinxing!
Time for some thrillin' heroics!

by shinkicker on Jun 9, 2010 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Captain tightpants!

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?

by stacie7 on Jun 9, 2010 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I kind of want to call Kopecky that

Not only did he have broken pants in CNS’s comic, but there was another picture (I think of him drawing a penalty?) where that happened… AGAIN

by VerStig on Jun 9, 2010 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Christina Hendricks < Morena Baccharin

Although Christina is very, very nice in Mad Men…

by Germware on Jun 9, 2010 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would take Jewel Staite over either of them

but I’m big on personality, and Kaylee was always one of my favorites.

by zelgadissan on Jun 9, 2010 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

I also liked Jewel Staite in Firefly/Serenity

although Morena Baccharin was … wow

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Jun 9, 2010 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Morena Baccharin is gorgeous

and I love the way she plays her character in V

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?

by stacie7 on Jun 9, 2010 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

great performance there

but she looked better in Firefly/Serenity

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Jun 9, 2010 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

she played a companion very well

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?

by stacie7 on Jun 9, 2010 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Was Firefly big over there in the U.S.

or is everyone here just really geeky? Practically no-one’s heard of it over here.

by Germware on Jun 9, 2010 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think it had a solid cult fanbase

Where they really made it was when they released it on DVD. When they saw how many DVD’s sold is when they decided to make Serenity. Of course we seem to be really geeky here too.

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?

by stacie7 on Jun 9, 2010 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

definitely a cult fave

We are also extremely geeky. Hello, the LotR thread ring any bells? We recast it with Hawks!

by Katherine215 on Jun 9, 2010 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

I still don't think we got that completely sorted

But for some reason, LoTR/Star Wars love seems to be on a lower level of geekiness than Firefly love in my opinion (no idea why, though).

by Germware on Jun 9, 2010 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

We can go back to it

some Saturday night when we have no lives are getting ready for dates.

by Katherine215 on Jun 9, 2010 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was pretty meh on Inara

but I adored Kaylee.

and Summer Glau does an amazing job playing wackjobs/robots.

Watch it with the jinxing!
Time for some thrillin' heroics!

by shinkicker on Jun 9, 2010 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Summer Glau was stupendously hot in that

but there’s that rule about always wanting to be the craziest person in the relationship

Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Jun 9, 2010 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

there's always

Cameron, the aspie robot from the Sarah Connor Chronicles.

Watch it with the jinxing!
Time for some thrillin' heroics!

by shinkicker on Jun 9, 2010 5:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

what part of "i can kill you with my mind"

sounds crazy to you?

I would like to have seen Montana

by desertindian on Jun 9, 2010 5:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shiney


"A waist is a terrible thing to mind." - Terry 'Fat Tub of Goo' Forster

by eths on Jun 9, 2010 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, I loved Inara and the Captain

But ever since I started watching Chuck, I have a great love for Adam “I’ll be in my bunk” Baldwin.

by Katherine215 on Jun 9, 2010 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jayne was one of my favorite characters

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?

by stacie7 on Jun 9, 2010 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love this board

HP discussions, LOTR discussions, and now Firefly discussions. I hope you watch Castle because Nathon Fillian is awesome in that as well

by Chris Roberts on Jun 9, 2010 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh yes I love that one too

The Halloween episode where he put on his Firefly outfit was probably one of my favorites

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?

by stacie7 on Jun 9, 2010 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

fell off my couch

laughing so hard. His daughter’s comment ’Didn’t you wear that like 5 years ago’ was an all-timer

by Chris Roberts on Jun 9, 2010 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I had to explain it to my parents who never watched Firefly

but my nephew got the biggest kick out of it

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?

by stacie7 on Jun 9, 2010 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can't argue that at all

It’s like being told you can have a million dollars, or a million dollars and a a can of Pringles. One may only be slightly better than the other, but hey, it’s a can of Pringles.

by zelgadissan on Jun 9, 2010 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love the

Bond-esque way someone would sing “Mister F” after every mention of his name. Still makes me giggle.

by Scott13 on Jun 9, 2010 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is it bad

that there is a Flyer’s jersey in my house? Gotta realize that JR is a God to me and I have 4 of his jersey’s. Hell I named my dog Jonathan McClane (die hard) so I could call him JR

by Chris Roberts on Jun 9, 2010 3:45 PM CDT reply actions  

your dog's name has 5 syllables

I wouldn’t want to train that thing

Ditto for CNS

by Hack on Jun 9, 2010 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

forgetting

the last name. But he’s only ever called J. R. (his bday was Monday, turned 11)

by Chris Roberts on Jun 9, 2010 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

You should have buried it

under a full moon. (It would have been ok to wrap it in plastic in stuff.)

Absent that, wrap it around some garlic and throw salt on it. A live rooster might come in handy, too.

teaching respect for the Indian, one Red Wing fan at a time.

by 334Rules on Jun 9, 2010 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I named my dog

Duhhhrrr…so, when he ran away, I could be heard roaming the streets yelling “DUHHHRRR!” “DUHHHRRR!!”

"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy

"It's a game of redeeming features." ~ Bob Murphy

"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner, calling a Gary Carter double

by CTRefJay on Jun 9, 2010 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

CTRef's dog

responds to Duuuhhhhr, Dummy, or Ben Eager, If found please call Joel Quenneville

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Jun 9, 2010 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

yes

have that removed

Gentlemen! I have invented...this thing!

by cliffkoroll on Jun 9, 2010 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I still have one of those little red wagons. True story. And I’m way too nervous about the outcome of this game. The Flyers just can’t win as Stanley Cup. They can’t.

by kellyn on Jun 9, 2010 3:49 PM CDT reply actions  

I would, but my dad uses it for yard work, to like pick up sticks and prop up the useless crap we have stored in the garage, so he’d be pissed.

by kellyn on Jun 9, 2010 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

just unscrew the wheels

you can screw them back on in the offseason.

by ahnfire on Jun 9, 2010 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have two

And I use them for what else, garden wagons, and bring wood to the garage from the wood shed.

Hate to say this but I’m not getting rid of them!

by CaptDirk on Jun 9, 2010 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good to know I’m not alone.

by kellyn on Jun 9, 2010 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

where's laarmer?

He hasn’t been around since before Game 5.

And CNS, where are you? Buried in Adobe CS4, I presume?

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by K_Dog on Jun 9, 2010 3:55 PM CDT reply actions  

I was wondering about laaarmer,

CNS has checked in a few times, I think. laaarmer said something about not talking to us until after the series was over. i though he was joking…

by Katherine215 on Jun 9, 2010 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

We're stupid.

He doesn’t want to be near us.

by Ban on Jun 9, 2010 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

he's probably lurking near by

laughing uncontrollable saying “I knew they would miss me. Grumpy Fuck my ass. They really miss me”.

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?

by stacie7 on Jun 9, 2010 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL, you’re right. I just emailed him…we’ll see.

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by K_Dog on Jun 9, 2010 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think he's man enough to step up to a game 6 SCF GDT

/hides behind tree, peers out, waiting

Gentlemen! I have invented...this thing!

by cliffkoroll on Jun 9, 2010 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Almost time

to go home. I’ve been having trouble signing on from my laptop so I hope to join you wonderful ladies and gents in a few hours and not getting to meet you in 2 days

by Chris Roberts on Jun 9, 2010 3:55 PM CDT reply actions  

yes

here’s to hoping we don’t get to meet you in a few days

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?

by stacie7 on Jun 9, 2010 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh jeez

I just had to think real hard about what bus I’m on and I haven’t even started drinking yet

Watch it with the jinxing!
Time for some thrillin' heroics!

by shinkicker on Jun 9, 2010 3:55 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

I made it home okay

now to eat and head out to the bar

Watch it with the jinxing!
Time for some thrillin' heroics!

by shinkicker on Jun 9, 2010 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Let's do this

The Hawks team that we have come to love has only failed to get the job done once in a closeout game in the last two years, and that game was not on the road. No way, no way on this planet do they not bring their A game tonight. Sweet as the prospect of that big shiny thing taking lap after lap around the UC ice may be, we want this over tonight. I’ll settle for the sight of Toews carrying it off the plane, the captain leading his troops back home after one last victorious road trip. Let’s go Hawks!

"Eighty-five percent of the fuckin' world's working. The other fifteen come out here." - Lee Elia

by TenMinuteMisconduct on Jun 9, 2010 3:57 PM CDT reply actions  

This post made me a think of a game 4 1/2 years ago against the Rangers.

Sharpie’s first game with the Hawks. I heckled Jagr, and gave Mark Bell a “Lets go Beller!” He looked at me like “Wow someone in the seats is yelling for the Hawks”. It really is surprising to think back and realise how far this organization has come in such a short amount of time. Let’s win tonight. Let’s Go Hawk’s!

LUigi was found dead at the scene, murdered by a Chelsea Dagger.

by pucknut on Jun 9, 2010 4:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Since

Burish was still in Madison.

teaching respect for the Indian, one Red Wing fan at a time.

by 334Rules on Jun 9, 2010 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

or Dad.

LUigi was found dead at the scene, murdered by a Chelsea Dagger.

by pucknut on Jun 9, 2010 4:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Can't watch it

but I think I’m seeing 786325 different references in there, so I can imagine it… I thought about bringing in some motivational speeches from classic films but this must be awesomer!

by VerStig on Jun 9, 2010 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

A very entertaining

mash up.

teaching respect for the Indian, one Red Wing fan at a time.

by 334Rules on Jun 9, 2010 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

My favorite part...

“This is YOUR time! Seize the day, never surrender, victory or death… that’s the Chicago Way!”

"Everything I know about life, I learned from my father watching the Blackhawks. It can all be summed up in 2 words, 2 simple words that ring over and over in my memory. Detroit Sucks!!! Detroit Sucks!!!"

by DetroitSucks! on Jun 9, 2010 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

My favorite part...
You’re like a big bear, man!

What movie is this from?

This vid went around a while back. I turned my 17 year-old onto it, and he was able to tear himself away from the FaceSpace long enough to acknowledge that his old man is the real interwebz jockey around here.

Gentlemen! I have invented...this thing!

by cliffkoroll on Jun 9, 2010 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

swingers

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Jun 9, 2010 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

That would be Swingers...

These Hawks are so money, and they don’t even know it.

"Everything I know about life, I learned from my father watching the Blackhawks. It can all be summed up in 2 words, 2 simple words that ring over and over in my memory. Detroit Sucks!!! Detroit Sucks!!!"

by DetroitSucks! on Jun 9, 2010 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

they got these fuckin claws

and teeth man!

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Jun 9, 2010 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Make Pronger's head bleed...

"Everything I know about life, I learned from my father watching the Blackhawks. It can all be summed up in 2 words, 2 simple words that ring over and over in my memory. Detroit Sucks!!! Detroit Sucks!!!"

by DetroitSucks! on Jun 9, 2010 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

for super fan number 20 over there

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Jun 9, 2010 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

a big panda bear

Self-Proclaimed President of the Castro Boobird Face Kicking Club
The Chicago Blackhawks: The only Chicago team worth caring about.
ONE.MORE.WIN

by jesus christos on Jun 9, 2010 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

My gut instincts have been pretty spot on this series,

and, I know we’ll all have heart attacks before the end of the game, but I’m feeling an OT win by the Hawks.

VERSTEEG!

by Bwana on Jun 9, 2010 4:12 PM CDT reply actions  

I may pass out

if this game goes to overtime

"Every player should be accorded the privilege of at least one season with the Chicago Cubs. That's baseball as it should be played - in God's own sunshine. And that's really living." -- Alvin Dark

by gwood on Jun 9, 2010 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Let me fix this for you

but I’m feeling an OT win by the Hawks

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?

by stacie7 on Jun 9, 2010 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Like New Jersey Devils style, circa Game 6 in the ’00 Stanley Cup Final when Patrik Elias threw a no-look behind-the-back pass from the corner to Jason Arnott who was open in the slot to score the game-winning goal in double overtime? That was awesome. I still get goosebumps just thinking about it. But it could be the cold.

by kellyn on Jun 9, 2010 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

TO THE CLIFFS!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.royalskingdom.blogspot.com

by kcdynasty on Jun 9, 2010 4:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Hawks history

I made a fanpost about this too, but I know some people don’t look at those too often. Robert from Eyes on the Prize put together another great article about the Hawks and their history. This should be a must read for everyone.

Hawks

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?

by stacie7 on Jun 9, 2010 4:23 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

it's actually a fanshot not a fanpost

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?

by stacie7 on Jun 9, 2010 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did we really

trade Jim Vandermeer twice? Wonder how often a team has traded away the same player twice.

"Every player should be accorded the privilege of at least one season with the Chicago Cubs. That's baseball as it should be played - in God's own sunshine. And that's really living." -- Alvin Dark

by gwood on Jun 9, 2010 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

rec'd

for required reading

Gentlemen! I have invented...this thing!

by cliffkoroll on Jun 9, 2010 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know

I’ve learned more about Hawks history from Robert over there in the last few weeks than I have in the last 30 years of being a fan.

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?

by stacie7 on Jun 9, 2010 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I forgot

All about Warren Scoreagainstme. I don’t remember if he was that bad but he wasn’t that good either.

by CaptDirk on Jun 9, 2010 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hope that the Hawks

and second city hockey have a night to remember tonight. Go wooden Indian nickel !!!!!.

by gaingrene on Jun 9, 2010 4:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Heading out in 5 minutes

BLAAAAAARGH.

Let’s go Hawks!

But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too."

(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)

by chiblackhawks on Jun 9, 2010 4:26 PM CDT reply actions  

z

"Everything I know about life, I learned from my father watching the Blackhawks. It can all be summed up in 2 words, 2 simple words that ring over and over in my memory. Detroit Sucks!!! Detroit Sucks!!!"

by DetroitSucks! on Jun 9, 2010 4:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow, uhmm, i'm gonna blame that one on lag...

and the fact I meant to hit delete and not enter.

"Everything I know about life, I learned from my father watching the Blackhawks. It can all be summed up in 2 words, 2 simple words that ring over and over in my memory. Detroit Sucks!!! Detroit Sucks!!!"

by DetroitSucks! on Jun 9, 2010 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll admit

I laughed. And totally understood.

by VerStig on Jun 9, 2010 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought you took some sedatives

and fell asleep on your keyboard

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?

by stacie7 on Jun 9, 2010 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Go Hawks!

Cubs fan in Munich rooting for the Hawks tonight.


"A waist is a terrible thing to mind." - Terry 'Fat Tub of Goo' Forster

by eths on Jun 9, 2010 4:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Munich, huh? Wie gehts?

by kellyn on Jun 9, 2010 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gut, danke!


"A waist is a terrible thing to mind." - Terry 'Fat Tub of Goo' Forster

by eths on Jun 9, 2010 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

So...

would that make your pic a picture of Knut? Or is that Berlin zoo?

by Germware on Jun 9, 2010 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Baby polar bears = unadulterated adorableness.

by kellyn on Jun 9, 2010 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kittens!


"A waist is a terrible thing to mind." - Terry 'Fat Tub of Goo' Forster

by eths on Jun 9, 2010 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

until they tear your face off and eat your feet

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Jun 9, 2010 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

STOP!

or I’ll get ahnfire to send you that picture of meeshak’s ass you wanted.

by Katherine215 on Jun 9, 2010 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

he has a donkey?

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?

by stacie7 on Jun 9, 2010 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

correction

I did not want it, I said if you send it to me, I will hunt you down and destroy you

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Jun 9, 2010 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

um

Ass pictures? What kind of watch-party was this?

‽ ⅋ ‽

by K_Dog on Jun 9, 2010 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

I gave her my number

and told her if she drunkenly sends me pictures of meeshaks ass or something that Id hunt her down and destroy her

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Jun 9, 2010 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm scared.

You’re definitely getting one now. ahnfire is good with a camera, I’ll talk to her.

by Katherine215 on Jun 9, 2010 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

ahnfire IS good with a camera

You’re right. She tapped me on the shoulder and before I knew it, click, photo taken.

‽ ⅋ ‽

by K_Dog on Jun 9, 2010 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

You should see

the pic on my gf’s cuteoverload daily calender today

by Chris Roberts on Jun 9, 2010 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Knut is in Berlin.

My Cub is just a “generic” polar bear cub…


"A waist is a terrible thing to mind." - Terry 'Fat Tub of Goo' Forster

by eths on Jun 9, 2010 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

My mistake

(this comment could be used as my epitaph)

by Germware on Jun 9, 2010 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't confuse me with facts.


"A waist is a terrible thing to mind." - Terry 'Fat Tub of Goo' Forster

by eths on Jun 9, 2010 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've been in a coma since '01

When did the Blackhawks get rid of Alpo Suhonen?

by Chi-Fed on Jun 9, 2010 4:37 PM CDT reply actions  

ZIIIIING!

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Jun 9, 2010 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know I used to.

by kellyn on Jun 9, 2010 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Alpo became a stand-up comic and changed his name to...


Ron White

"Everything I know about life, I learned from my father watching the Blackhawks. It can all be summed up in 2 words, 2 simple words that ring over and over in my memory. Detroit Sucks!!! Detroit Sucks!!!"

by DetroitSucks! on Jun 9, 2010 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Guys Guys.. don’t anyone fret. I did my after-work jam session of Chelsea Dagger in the car home. We are good to go and golden :)

by Dranearian on Jun 9, 2010 4:44 PM CDT reply actions  

I am so jittery and frazzled

That Aesop Rock is making sense right now.

"I have only space enough to add: against the assault of desperate pandas nothing can stand."
-ChicoMaki (channeling Mark Twain)

by HungryHungryPanda on Jun 9, 2010 4:49 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

I saw Aesop Rock

and thought Aesop’s Fables and had a flashback to the cartoons I watched as a kid.

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?

by stacie7 on Jun 9, 2010 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm breaking out my single barrel tonight

Hawks are worth it…quality whiskey for a quality win!!….GET IT DONE!!!

I would like to have seen Montana

by desertindian on Jun 9, 2010 4:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Oxygen

I can’t breathe! I can’t breathe!!

It's my ass. It's huge. Smell it. Focus on it. Stare into it's unending beauty. It will be your undoing.

by Hungryhawk on Jun 9, 2010 4:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Lets go Hawks!!

Stuck in Tampa on business but will be watching!

by JB 23 on Jun 9, 2010 5:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Coach Q: You know what you boys are?

Q: You boys are like a bunch of Hawks, with claws and with fangs…
Mike Haviland: Big fucking teeth man.
Q: Yeah, big fuckin teeth on you boys, except for you Dunc. And the Flyers, they’re like a bunch of little bunnies, who are kinda just cowering in the corner.
Mike: Shivering.
Q: Yeah, man just kinda… you know, you boys got these claws and you’re staring at these claws and you’re thinking, “How are we supposed to kill these bunnies? How are we supposed to kill these bunnies?”
Mike: And you’re poking at it, you’re poking at it…
Q: Yeah, you’re not hurting em. You’re just kinda gently batting the bunnies around, you know what I mean? And the bunnies, they’re scared boys, they’re scared of you, shivering.
Mike: And you boys got these fucking claws and these fangs…
Q: And you boys got these fucking claws and these fangs, man! And you’re all looking at your claws and you’re looking at your fangs, and you’re thinking to yourself, you don’t know what to do boys. “We don’t know how to kill the bunnies.” With these claws you boys don’t know how to kill the bunnies, do you know what I mean?
Mike: You’re like big Hawks man.

"Everything I know about life, I learned from my father watching the Blackhawks. It can all be summed up in 2 words, 2 simple words that ring over and over in my memory. Detroit Sucks!!! Detroit Sucks!!!"

by DetroitSucks! on Jun 9, 2010 5:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Time for the 60 minute

Flyer lovefest on NHL network. Yeah, whatever.

BRING. HOME. THE. CUP.

by one timer on Jun 9, 2010 5:16 PM CDT reply actions  

I can’t believe the guy on the left actually said a 7-4 could have either way. Not really.

by kellyn on Jun 9, 2010 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Puking

between sips of rum. Let’s show these tools what a bunch of assholes sound like when they’re… well – dead wrong.

It's my ass. It's huge. Smell it. Focus on it. Stare into it's unending beauty. It will be your undoing.

by Hungryhawk on Jun 9, 2010 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

rum flavored puke

Could be worse, I suppose.

‽ ⅋ ‽

by K_Dog on Jun 9, 2010 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

?

I have no idea what my computer is up to right now. Anyhow, I was replying “Yes. And it HAS been” with regards to the rum flavored puke. Sweet new Q-stache avatar by the way.

It's my ass. It's huge. Smell it. Focus on it. Stare into it's unending beauty. It will be your undoing.

by Hungryhawk on Jun 9, 2010 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks Hh!

Hey, some time in the future we would all like to hear about your experience coming down to Chicago! I hope it was enjoyable for you.

‽ ⅋ ‽

by K_Dog on Jun 9, 2010 5:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh fuck. It was sooooooooo awesome. My only regret was not meeting you all @ The Bottom Lounge that night. I’ve become such a lightweight. Jet lag used to just get me amped up. Thought I was staying for Game 2 and I could fit it all in, but unfortunately that changed in a hurry. I will make up a fanpost recap in the near future. I LOVE your city!!

It's my ass. It's huge. Smell it. Focus on it. Stare into it's unending beauty. It will be your undoing.

by Hungryhawk on Jun 9, 2010 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes

and it HAS been. Sweet new Q-stache avatar by the way.

It's my ass. It's huge. Smell it. Focus on it. Stare into it's unending beauty. It will be your undoing.

by Hungryhawk on Jun 9, 2010 5:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pat Foley makes informed prediction

that will make many of us happy. He predicts that Q will not get matchup happy tonight, because of the balance on the lines now. He says that he was talking to Scotty Bowman after game 4 and Bowman was not a fan of Q’s propensity for quick line changes to get his matchup and Scotty felt that it prevented the Hawks from being able to get up on the forecheck. Based on the fact that Scotty and Q sat next to each other on the plane ride home Foley thinks that Q just rides his lines tonight.

I know that makes a lot of commenters here happy.

by Scott13 on Jun 9, 2010 5:24 PM CDT reply actions  

hell yeah

Q has to approach tonight like Roulette…put it all on 19 red and let it ride! forget line changes, forget matchups…everyone plays their assess off

I would like to have seen Montana

by desertindian on Jun 9, 2010 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Holy shit

I do not know if I want this to get started yet or not, I’m so, well IDK

ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 9, 2010 5:28 PM CDT reply actions  

optomistically optomistic

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?

by stacie7 on Jun 9, 2010 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm off to the meet up

Here’s hoping we have tons to celebrate!!!!!!!!!

by Katherine215 on Jun 9, 2010 5:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Jealous

that I’ll be watching home alone (girlfriend is the anti-Hawk she’s such bad luck). At least I was able to log in and chat for the first time during a game

by Chris Roberts on Jun 9, 2010 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

rock on

"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson

by ccm on Jun 9, 2010 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

It really does work. I have that fucking song in my head all day

I don’t actually mind that you have a stupid goal celebration song, and it’s not like I’m one of the Canucks who in that video when they heard the song were obviously associating it with painful memories. In Game 5 they might as well have had it on a continuous loop with all the goals and it was the goals that made me depressed, not the song.

It’s that I really really hate the song as a song. It makes me feel that humans are stupid and I’m one of them.

So, what’s my point. Congratulations to whomever for choosing a song that annoys everyone else for one reason or another and that makes you all happy.

by flyersfaninchicago on Jun 9, 2010 5:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Can we climb this mountain? I don't know.

Higher now than ever before.

Well, we all know what’s at stake here don’t we? The one trophy that has captured our minds, hearts, and has had us dream about it since as far as we can remember.

I’ve always wanted to know what it felt like. Whether it be in the snow in -30 degree celesius temperatures here in Ottawa emulating every Jeremy Roenick goal or Ed Belfour save as a kid the ‘Hawks always won the Stanley Cup, but never in reality. I guess that’s why tonight maybe means so much that if it should happen tonight those dreams that I had as a kid would finally come to true. In fact, it would no longer be a dream, it would be reality. I still find it hard to grasp this thought but can’t help thinking about it either as no matter who you are, or how old you are, this is the night you’ve been waiting for. Nothing is impossible.

The Killers have been jus that this postseason going 3-0 in clinching games – let’s make it 4. Here it is (great live performance at the Reading Festival) the Killers – When You Were Young.

2010 PLAYOFFS: STANLEY CUP FINALS

HOSSA'S REVENGE: Will the 3rd time be the first time Hossa hoists Lord Stanley's chalice?

by hawks61 on Jun 9, 2010 5:50 PM CDT reply actions  

2 Games left in the season......

Tonight is the night we leave everything on the table…no regrets win or lose. The seventh game will be for puckered assholes and a torrid rain of “what ifs” . Tonight we prove ourselves to be superior, lest we leave ourselves with game 7, where anything can and will happen reguardless of effort.
Tonight-Go Hawks!!!!!!!!!! .

"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson

by ccm on Jun 9, 2010 5:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Me= Wreck

The Chicago FREAKING Blackhawks have a 3 games to 2 lead in the Stanley Cup Finals and the puck for Game 6 drops in a little over an hour. Holy crap I cannot believe this is happening.

GO HAWKS!!!!!

by Skags on Jun 9, 2010 5:52 PM CDT reply actions  

You = Not alone!

It's my ass. It's huge. Smell it. Focus on it. Stare into it's unending beauty. It will be your undoing.

by Hungryhawk on Jun 9, 2010 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

hossa will be a beast on the ice tonight

checking like crazy all while yelling “I WANT THIS FUCKING THING! I WANT THIS FUCKING THING!”

Self-Proclaimed President of the Castro Boobird Face Kicking Club
The Chicago Blackhawks: The only Chicago team worth caring about.
ONE.MORE.WIN

by jesus christos on Jun 9, 2010 5:53 PM CDT reply actions  

One win left

so I can shave this monstrosity off of my face.

by 2883 on Jun 9, 2010 5:55 PM CDT reply actions  

I got some serious lumberjack goin

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Jun 9, 2010 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought it said "groin"

So I thought you were doing this playoff beard thing wrong.

by stanfordron on Jun 9, 2010 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

Give me the wrench....because F*CK him

by sapper16 on Jun 9, 2010 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

My beard just won't grow right

It looks like scruff more than a lumberjack

by 2883 on Jun 9, 2010 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

shit i have a mohawk goin for the SCFs

just cause the word ‘hawk’ is in it.

I would like to have seen Montana

by desertindian on Jun 9, 2010 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

this requires a picture

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?

by stacie7 on Jun 9, 2010 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

don't want to jinx it...

suffice to say our team was going to orlando for a hockey tourney and we all decided to do it…coincided with game one of the SCF so I kept mine even after we got back since the hawks won both games we watched down there….I"ll put up the pics after tonight

I would like to have seen Montana

by desertindian on Jun 9, 2010 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am

thoroughly looking forward to shaving in the morning

by Chris Roberts on Jun 9, 2010 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I might keep it

grow it out Gandalf style

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Jun 9, 2010 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

shit yeah

  But my hat will be black and red

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Jun 9, 2010 6:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

this is a reference

but what from

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Jun 9, 2010 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks

I was worried it would be too obscure and no-one would know what I was on about.

by Germware on Jun 9, 2010 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've learned from my ~8 months of lurking before joining

that it’s almost impossible to make a reference here without somebody getting it.

by zelgadissan on Jun 9, 2010 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ohio must really love you

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?

by stacie7 on Jun 9, 2010 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

surprisingly im one of the few unshaven people in Ohio

I have a “rad beard” by their standards

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Jun 9, 2010 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

sad thing is

they really have no idea why you are growing it (who are the Bluejackets?)

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?

by stacie7 on Jun 9, 2010 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have to explain myself more often than not

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Jun 9, 2010 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

650+ Comments in a Pre-Game Thread?

Good to see that everyone else is having a similarly productive day. Time to go home and subject my family to three hours of my Blackhawk Tourette’s Syndrome. Let’s end this thing!

by thebehnwilsonexperience on Jun 9, 2010 5:55 PM CDT reply actions  

I t is just incredible nerves for me!

My heart rate is already at about 5087425037460927678092456072460730567130450247903763 beats perminute

ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 9, 2010 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

the liquor

has helped calm me down for the time being. All bets are off in an hour

by Chris Roberts on Jun 9, 2010 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

The "about" was essential there

otherwise we’d’ve known you were lying.

by Germware on Jun 9, 2010 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I might be off 2 or 3 Trillion!

ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 9, 2010 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

good evening all

hopefully it gets a little bit better as the night goes on

Give me the wrench....because F*CK him

by sapper16 on Jun 9, 2010 5:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Just got home

and the drinking lamp is lit, soon to be followed by yours truly. Circumstances require general anesthesia.

"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy

"It's a game of redeeming features." ~ Bob Murphy

"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner, calling a Gary Carter double

by CTRefJay on Jun 9, 2010 5:57 PM CDT reply actions  

60 more minutes

of the longest day of my life.

Alcohol. The cause of, and solution to, all life's problems.

by one timer on Jun 9, 2010 6:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Leaving for the NYC meetup now

I hope the rest of you exiled Chicagoans don’t disappoint on the GDTs.

In case Hawkeynite! doesn’t show up:

Let’s Go Hawks!!!

by VerStig on Jun 9, 2010 6:02 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm off

Here’s to hoping that there will be many man tears of joy tonight along with a bunch of Happy Happy Humans.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."

by cdz3210 on Jun 9, 2010 6:04 PM CDT reply actions  

I kinda like this feeling, and kinda really do not

When one of my two teams absolute Die Hard Fan teams is in this position! I have never been here before.

ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 9, 2010 6:06 PM CDT reply actions  

I love the Red Sox

but was never like this during any of their runs in the 2000’s. Only thing close I’ve experienced to this was in 2003 ALCS game 7 against the Yanks and same in 2004. But I’ve never lost sleep like I have the last 2 months. I was trying to explain how I felt to coworkers but I could never explain it properly.

by Chris Roberts on Jun 9, 2010 6:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

i was like this in 2005

for game 4

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Jun 9, 2010 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Note my Avatar

And see why I said NEVER! lol

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 9, 2010 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

your avatar makes me happy and sad all at once

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?

by stacie7 on Jun 9, 2010 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bite Me!

But I love you!

ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 9, 2010 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I feel your pain

Cubs/Hawks fan too, so bite me and I love you too :)

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?

by stacie7 on Jun 9, 2010 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Buddy Christ!

"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy

"It's a game of redeeming features." ~ Bob Murphy

"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner, calling a Gary Carter double

by CTRefJay on Jun 9, 2010 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

insta rec for Buddy Christ

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Jun 9, 2010 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

We could set up a fanpost

for people to post their beard pics on?

by Germware on Jun 9, 2010 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I feel good about tonight!

But I can’t ever remember being this nervous and anxious for any game EVER!

by Esquire02 on Jun 9, 2010 6:11 PM CDT reply actions  

+1

"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy

"It's a game of redeeming features." ~ Bob Murphy

"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner, calling a Gary Carter double

by CTRefJay on Jun 9, 2010 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

*This is not a prediction (I don't do predictions)

but why do I keep having a vision of a Hossa OT winner?

…maybe that’s just what I WANT subconsciously

R.I.P. Kim Johnsson (03/16/1976 - 03/14/2010)

by Cloudhauler on Jun 9, 2010 6:16 PM CDT reply actions  

if this or game 7 goes to OT

i probably wont be alive to see the end of the game

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The Chicago Blackhawks: The only Chicago team worth caring about.
ONE.MORE.WIN

by jesus christos on Jun 9, 2010 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is for me!

i probably wont be alive to see the end of the game

ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 9, 2010 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

pour one for our homies

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The Chicago Blackhawks: The only Chicago team worth caring about.
ONE.MORE.WIN

by jesus christos on Jun 9, 2010 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

If this thing goes to a game 7, I probably won't be able to catch the game anyway

I will be on a road trip to Canada for my annual fishing bonanza. But even if I could watch it, I don’t honestly don’t know if my body would allow me to put it through something like that.

R.I.P. Kim Johnsson (03/16/1976 - 03/14/2010)

by Cloudhauler on Jun 9, 2010 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

*I honestly don't know

R.I.P. Kim Johnsson (03/16/1976 - 03/14/2010)

by Cloudhauler on Jun 9, 2010 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's Canada

you could find a way to watch it

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?

by stacie7 on Jun 9, 2010 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

i believe they have giant TVs in the bottom of lakes now

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The Chicago Blackhawks: The only Chicago team worth caring about.
ONE.MORE.WIN

by jesus christos on Jun 9, 2010 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

for the sole purpose of watching hockey

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?

by stacie7 on Jun 9, 2010 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

no we stop at the border on Friday night

and the hotel bar will have it on, but it depends on our departure time if we will get there in time.

R.I.P. Kim Johnsson (03/16/1976 - 03/14/2010)

by Cloudhauler on Jun 9, 2010 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's ok you won't have to worry about it anyway

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?

by stacie7 on Jun 9, 2010 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

go hawks.

R.I.P. Kim Johnsson (03/16/1976 - 03/14/2010)

by Cloudhauler on Jun 9, 2010 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just caught your signature

OMG that’s funny (in a wow I hope it isn’t true sort of way)

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?

by stacie7 on Jun 9, 2010 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Love your sig!

ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 9, 2010 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

thanx guys =P

R.I.P. Kim Johnsson (03/16/1976 - 03/14/2010)

by Cloudhauler on Jun 9, 2010 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

and it's been that way for a while

wonder why you two just noticed…hmm (I’m actually curious, not being sarcastic)

R.I.P. Kim Johnsson (03/16/1976 - 03/14/2010)

by Cloudhauler on Jun 9, 2010 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

I really don't pay much attention to the signatures

I look at the posters names more than the avatars or signatures. Sometimes one just catches my eye when I am reading a post.

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?

by stacie7 on Jun 9, 2010 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

makes sense

thanks though…and yeah I often worry if it is in some weird, twisted way in bad taste, I hope he’s not dead or dying or something

R.I.P. Kim Johnsson (03/16/1976 - 03/14/2010)

by Cloudhauler on Jun 9, 2010 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

if it goes OT

won’t be alive to see it

"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy

"It's a game of redeeming features." ~ Bob Murphy

"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner, calling a Gary Carter double

by CTRefJay on Jun 9, 2010 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

agreed

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The Chicago Blackhawks: The only Chicago team worth caring about.
ONE.MORE.WIN

by jesus christos on Jun 9, 2010 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

damn my slow fingers!

"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy

"It's a game of redeeming features." ~ Bob Murphy

"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner, calling a Gary Carter double

by CTRefJay on Jun 9, 2010 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

You are having flashbacks to the Preds series

no OT tonight please

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?

by stacie7 on Jun 9, 2010 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

single greatest game of the playoffs so far IMO

my vocabulary expanded greatly that night

I would like to have seen Montana

by desertindian on Jun 9, 2010 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was in the next room

yelling at my nephew to tell me when the 5 minute major was over. I was too nervous to watch it. I came back just in time to see Hossa’s goal.

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?

by stacie7 on Jun 9, 2010 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

way back when rinne looked like marty brodeur in his prime

bad times

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The Chicago Blackhawks: The only Chicago team worth caring about.
ONE.MORE.WIN

by jesus christos on Jun 9, 2010 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOCK IT DOWN, HAWKS.

Do it.

Finish it.

Squash Pronger.

Play like you don’t have another game.

Lift the damn Cup and free up my sig line.

BEST OF LUCK, CHICAGO!!!!!!!

Cheers!

www.zenpop.com

the fuckin' fratellis

by ZenPop on Jun 9, 2010 6:22 PM CDT reply actions  

have you had to explain the signature to many people?

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?

by stacie7 on Jun 9, 2010 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't get it????????????

ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 9, 2010 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

wat dos fuck mean

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The Chicago Blackhawks: The only Chicago team worth caring about.
ONE.MORE.WIN

by jesus christos on Jun 9, 2010 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I did not "fuckin'" was a word

I’m lost, caught in between words.

ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 9, 2010 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sharks fan loses bet...

…loses about 50 band names in his sig. Replaced with the band that drove the Chelsea Dagger into my head.

da da da da da da da da da da da da da….

the fuckin' fratellis

by ZenPop on Jun 9, 2010 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

erm..

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The Chicago Blackhawks: The only Chicago team worth caring about.
ONE.MORE.WIN

by jesus christos on Jun 9, 2010 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

...though not in anger...

…more in exasperation.

the fuckin' fratellis

by ZenPop on Jun 9, 2010 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep.

in other threads… but if it’s worth a laugh, at least I got SOMETHING out of the deal…

…plus I got to meet the nice folks of Chicago (a bit more than I had planned… ha ha)

the fuckin' fratellis

by ZenPop on Jun 9, 2010 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks, Zenpop.

You’re a bit of allright…

(that’s meant as a sincere compliment, it does confuse some people)

"What doesn't kill us makes us stronger."

by Byfuglie33 on Jun 9, 2010 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

ZenPop!!!!!!!!

Thanks for the good mojo wishes. We’re obviously freaking out overe here.

‽ ⅋ ‽

by K_Dog on Jun 9, 2010 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

deep breaths...

you’ll be fine.

the fuckin' fratellis

by ZenPop on Jun 9, 2010 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hi friends

Long time no see. Getting warmer!

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Jun 9, 2010 6:26 PM CDT reply actions  

well hello again

you haven’t been around for a while

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?

by stacie7 on Jun 9, 2010 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haven'

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Jun 9, 2010 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

t been home in awhile

And now I suck at commenting.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Jun 9, 2010 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Live long and prosper...

getting drunker…

"What doesn't kill us makes us stronger."

by Byfuglie33 on Jun 9, 2010 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

hey you guys

so, are you pumped, or are you pumped?

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Also on Twitter.
Still waiting for the Stanley Cup to go to the Canucks.....

by missy on Jun 9, 2010 6:30 PM CDT reply actions  

nope

is there something going on today?

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Jun 9, 2010 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

combinations of

pumped, nervous, psyched, scared, overjoyed, etc…………

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?

by stacie7 on Jun 9, 2010 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

no kidding, i would be too if it were the canucks

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Also on Twitter.
Still waiting for the Stanley Cup to go to the Canucks.....

by missy on Jun 9, 2010 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

NM would be bouncing off the walls too

I could just imagine what the posts would be like

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?

by stacie7 on Jun 9, 2010 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

at Milwaukee

"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy

"It's a game of redeeming features." ~ Bob Murphy

"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner, calling a Gary Carter double

by CTRefJay on Jun 9, 2010 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

woohoo!

"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy

"It's a game of redeeming features." ~ Bob Murphy

"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner, calling a Gary Carter double

by CTRefJay on Jun 9, 2010 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, totally pumped about that.

And the weather is nice. What else do we need to get pumped up about?

by Badgerdano on Jun 9, 2010 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

BCS

So how many hits are you up to on your kick ass video?

ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 9, 2010 6:33 PM CDT reply actions  

9,000 i think

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Jun 9, 2010 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Out Fucking Standing!

ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 9, 2010 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

hopefully I get to finish one tomorrow

that will blow that one out of the water

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Jun 9, 2010 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

2005 was nothing like this.

After Geoff Blum in Game 3 it seemed inevitable.

Blackhawks – This is it. This is the moment. It is yours for the taking.

BRING. HOME. THE. CUP.

Alcohol. The cause of, and solution to, all life's problems.

by one timer on Jun 9, 2010 6:33 PM CDT reply actions  

I have to agree

I’m a huge Sox fan, but this is different…much more worrisome (for me anyway)

R.I.P. Kim Johnsson (03/16/1976 - 03/14/2010)

by Cloudhauler on Jun 9, 2010 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Had to leave the office at 4

I couldn’t take it anymore. DROP THE PUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

by Badgerdano on Jun 9, 2010 6:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Hello,

Leafs fan here. Let the streak busting start tonight, you end yours and hopefully we end ours soon. Good luck.

by ShahofToronto on Jun 9, 2010 6:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Thanks!

I would love to see the Leafs back in the hunt. (Leafs are my 2nd favorite team.)

by Badgerdano on Jun 9, 2010 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm in (I couldn't stay away)

Nobody be stupid or I’m taking my puck and going home

"Grumpy Fuck"

by laaarmer on Jun 9, 2010 6:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Mmmmmmmmmm

Me thinks your signature suits! lol

ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 9, 2010 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I lurked the whole time

Only a small amount of ridiculous things were said (Billy C). Kane should be traded? Really? Who’s gonna do what he does?

He wins the cup for the Hawks tonight.

"Grumpy Fuck"

by laaarmer on Jun 9, 2010 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I knew you were there

I sensed the lurking

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?

by stacie7 on Jun 9, 2010 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

You funky grump you.

"Everything I know about life, I learned from my father watching the Blackhawks. It can all be summed up in 2 words, 2 simple words that ring over and over in my memory. Detroit Sucks!!! Detroit Sucks!!!"

by DetroitSucks! on Jun 9, 2010 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Better than Pronger

who takes someone else’s puck…

by Germware on Jun 9, 2010 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

laaaaaaarmer!!

Good to see ya man!

‽ ⅋ ‽

by K_Dog on Jun 9, 2010 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

ha, yeah…for that address I didn’t want to tell yahoo my real name; so i put in a bunch of gibberish.

‽ ⅋ ‽

by K_Dog on Jun 9, 2010 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I’ll have to remember that one. Or use Mike Hunt.

‽ ⅋ ‽

by K_Dog on Jun 9, 2010 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha

That’llwork too. Wonder if he got any shit in high school.

‽ ⅋ ‽

by K_Dog on Jun 9, 2010 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

you were missed

"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy

"It's a game of redeeming features." ~ Bob Murphy

"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner, calling a Gary Carter double

by CTRefJay on Jun 9, 2010 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

My stomach hurts...

I’m so lightheaded I feel like i’m gonna pass out, I’m afraid to eat anything for fear it might come up at the first tense moment, my heart’s pounding a million beats a minute, and my hands are trembling from anticipation. And I haven’t even touched my beer yet!

"Everything I know about life, I learned from my father watching the Blackhawks. It can all be summed up in 2 words, 2 simple words that ring over and over in my memory. Detroit Sucks!!! Detroit Sucks!!!"

by DetroitSucks! on Jun 9, 2010 6:45 PM CDT reply actions  

I actually did throw up today

completely inexplicable…one second fine, next second…up it came

R.I.P. Kim Johnsson (03/16/1976 - 03/14/2010)

by Cloudhauler on Jun 9, 2010 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

A fitting tribute

to Glenn Hall.

Alcohol. The cause of, and solution to, all life's problems.

by one timer on Jun 9, 2010 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

damn

you get a rec for being a team player

‽ ⅋ ‽

by K_Dog on Jun 9, 2010 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Had a co-worker walk into my office with a Carter-Bullies sweater today

Promptly met by a couple birds from me, and him seeing my Desktop Background full of Hawks!

It was only referred to as the 35lb Noble Drinking Chalice, and Big Shiny thing by me. Him, not so much.

ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 9, 2010 6:50 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm watching Red Sox @ Indians

simply because my utter lack of interest has a therapeutic effect…it’s video valium

"Great story. Compelling, and rich." ~ Ron Burgundy

"It's a game of redeeming features." ~ Bob Murphy

"...and Gary Cooper slides into second base with a stand up double." ~ Ralph Kiner, calling a Gary Carter double

by CTRefJay on Jun 9, 2010 6:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Im watching access hollywood

and honestly, Id still hit Lindsay Lohan

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Jun 9, 2010 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Would she have to show up naked doing a backwards crab-walk?

Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.

by Powrfwd37 on Jun 9, 2010 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

bingo

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Jun 9, 2010 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anybody beyond drunk yet?

ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII
James Madison is my Hero!

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 9, 2010 6:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Good evening, SCH!!

Everyone got their nerves?

I’ve got one non-stop fucking run of goosebumps after another… I’m breathing shallow.

I cannot believe it. Biggest Blackhawks game of my life. I loved going to the Winter Classic, but HOLY FUCK!

I said it the other day.. The Chalice will be in the building tonight, overseeing our boys in what we hope is their most dominating, but is certainly their biggest game ever.

JUST ONE WIN!

I slept like ass tonight, I can’t stop shaking.

TO THE MOTHER FUCKING CLIFFS!!!

Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.

by Powrfwd37 on Jun 9, 2010 6:56 PM CDT reply actions  

I stayed up watching House

because I couldnt sleep

Hossa's Attorney says:
TAKE OFF THOSE CLOWN SHOES OR I WILL SHOOT THIS DOG!

by BigCSouthside on Jun 9, 2010 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've got about 4/5 hours in me...

Spent a lot of it blowing stuff up in Modern Warfare 2.

Everyone dies. It is the only true and lasting justice in life.

by Powrfwd37 on Jun 9, 2010 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Will the velvet sportjacket

make an encore appearance?

Alcohol. The cause of, and solution to, all life's problems.

by one timer on Jun 9, 2010 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

He hit the post with the shot!

Off The PIpe!
Big Ben Eager is out there!

What are those things on their feet called Eddie?

"Grumpy Fuck"

by laaarmer on Jun 9, 2010 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

HNIC's intro sounds eargasmic

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Jun 9, 2010 7:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Shut down time

Good luck, fellow Hawk fans.

We could be witnessing history tonite…

My money is on Taser.

Alcohol. The cause of, and solution to, all life's problems.

by one timer on Jun 9, 2010 7:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Keep up the pressure!

Lurch in the box twice!

Alcohol. The cause of, and solution to, all life's problems.

by one timer on Jun 9, 2010 7:55 PM CDT reply actions  

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