Ed note - This was just too good to not get some attention front and center on the main page. Nice work again, CNS. --McClure
Yet another member of the Stanley Cup Champion Chicago Blackhawks is being honored with their image on an EA Sports game cover. This time it's goalie extraordinaire, Cristobal Huet.
(And yes, this is my photoshop work)
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I just have to comment
to eliminate your infinite rec/comment ratio.
Don’t get me wrong- I rec’d it too.
June 30, 2010. We will rue this day.
pooor pooooor Frenchie
wait, this makes CNS a HUATER! FUCK YOU HUATER! wait…what was that? Oh, the goalie debate is over? Shit, when did that happen? My bad, ummmmm, apologies CNS :)
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CBA
CBA
It is a shame that a good man like Huet will get embarrassed like this. It is fucking bullshit that teams and players cant renegotiate contracts. The Huet situation is a perfect example of how the current system fails the NHL.
19-88-81-2-7-10-36-4-51 : The Hawks
Spot on.
This photo is still all sorts of fantastic, but yeah.
It's the Chicago Blackhawks man...
by Campbell32 on Jul 17, 2010 9:44 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Holy smokes CNS,
That is just about the funniest shit I have seen.
Thank you for making my weekend and great job with the fine details.
II Can Finally Die Happy Now!
Shouldn't be necessary to renegotiate
If teams could just exceed the cap to resign existing players (as we all learned was possible in the NBA by their free-agency freak-show), the ‘Hawks wouldn’t have this problem. Such a system (usually) rewards the teams that scout or draft good young talent by not forcing them to dump them as soon as they become too expensive to re-sign.
But the owners wanted a stiff cap, got a stiff cap, and now the NHL will get to see the casualties of a stiff cap.
I've been waiting for this photoshop
ever since I saw the comment you made in the thread over at BSH. Well done. At least you showed them again that you aren’t partial. You make fun of our guys too.
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
Tell Chuck I said HI when you go to pick it up.
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
this made my friday that much better...frickin hilarious!
i now feel like my life’s been wasted by not learning photoshop…keep up the good work!
I can't wait to dive into a pool and end up in a jacuzzi
I lol'd
I don’t know how you keep managing to turn out gems like this, CNS. Massive rec.
"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert
Haha!
I remember that. Was that you who asked if they could come over and just green his whole house?
Lord Stanley's new address: Sweet Home Chicago!
by ChicagoNativeSon on Jul 16, 2010 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions
I don’t want to boast … I think I may have suggested the house-greening, but I truly don’t remember any more. If I did, it was definitely someone else who put this pic up to make it last.
AHL 11 is a top-drawer photoshop, CNS. I hope Puck Daddy sees it and gives it a wider audience than eve the many who’ll get to see it here.
www.mjt.org
Was gonna post
A big shot of Charlie as green man. But 1. I’m on a mobile phone, and 2. Fuck Vancouver.
Great stuff as always CNS. You’re the best at this.
It's the Chicago Blackhawks man...
by Campbell32 on Jul 17, 2010 9:46 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Something like that yeah
"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert
by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 16, 2010 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions
i want one
happy ninja is happy....and wants to share its new toy!
by puppetmasterp on Jul 17, 2010 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions
except without all the writing on it
"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert
by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 17, 2010 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I didn't even notice that.
Okay that can be the exception.
"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert
by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 17, 2010 5:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Alas, poor Huet... we came to bury him, not praise him.
I hoped against hope that he would break out of his funk, but it was not meant to be.
He’s a good kid, just can’t seem to shake off a bad goal… good luck Crystal Ball, wherever you wind up.
"What doesn't kill us makes us stronger."
People are still hating on Huet
when we really should be wishing ol’ Dunc Keith a happy birthday
Teeth has the same b-day as me?
Sweet!
Also, I feel bad for Huet. He seems like a really likable guy. It’s a shame he’s a so-so goalie.
Sweet tooth!
Lord Stanley's new address: Sweet Home Chicago!
by ChicagoNativeSon on Jul 16, 2010 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Happy birthday!
Hopefully you don’t lose any teeth!
"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert
by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 16, 2010 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Who's hating on Huet? Point them out to me!
Are you by chance from BSH?? ;)
Lord Stanley's new address: Sweet Home Chicago!
by ChicagoNativeSon on Jul 16, 2010 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions
off topic
just watched game 5 v nashville on nhln. great start to the weekend. thought i’d share.
(overtime is still equally as scary. not sure how that one works. i like sports.)
CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS-2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!
me too
Sorry Nashville, but if you can’t even set up on a 5 min major, you don’t deserve to win.
Everyone has their sanctuary. The Catholics have churches, fat people have Wisconsin, and I have the United Center.
Was able to record that game
Watched it sunday and got all excited all over again. That game was just awesome.
2009-2010 Stanley Cup Champions
Chicago Blackhawks
hahahaha YES!
There should be an award for photoshop of the year! REC’D!
Chicago Blackhawks = Champs
Let football season begin. GO FALCONS!
Only one flaw
Left 4 dead is left in the upper right hand corner. Yes, I am SUPER picky when it comes to details. My best freind is making me come with him when he buys a house because I find every minor detail that no one else sees. Other than that, awesome!
I’ve been very anti Huet forever, but, I did feel bad for him when he was introduced at the parade right after the AHLers and before the NHLers. I guess I’m not completely heartless.
knowing him
that was on purpose
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by BigCSouthside on Jul 16, 2010 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I added "Left 4 DEAD"
It was originally “XBox LIVE” and therein was supposed to be the joke.
I was using my “stealth humor.” It’s often not detected by most people’s radar ;)
Lord Stanley's new address: Sweet Home Chicago!
by ChicagoNativeSon on Jul 16, 2010 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
My Sincerest Apologies
I figured you just missed it. Instead, it was a hilarious added piece. Fantastic job!
Bah!
No worries and thanks!
Lord Stanley's new address: Sweet Home Chicago!
by ChicagoNativeSon on Jul 17, 2010 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I was furious at the asshats who boo'd Huet at the parade rally.
seriously people, we just won the Cup. He helped us through the regular season & mentored Niemi. Shut the fuck up. If you don’t like him just don’t cheer. Booing a player at the PARADE RALLY? ugh.
I think that was the only thing that made me mad that day. Otherwise, it was a wonderful day.
hell hath no fury
like an Asian (law student) scorned
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by BigCSouthside on Jul 17, 2010 2:55 AM CDT up reply actions
HA!
Hahahahahahahahahaha…
… Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
It's the Chicago Blackhawks man...
by Campbell32 on Jul 17, 2010 9:49 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Aren't you the SCH welcoming committee??
You’re going to ruin Germware’s image of you!
Santa Clause
Easter Bunny
Tooth Fairy
male-affectionate, easy to get along with, non-political agenda lesbian
Necco Wafers are delicious
Ahfire
Lord Stanley's new address: Sweet Home Chicago!
by ChicagoNativeSon on Jul 17, 2010 5:55 AM CDT up reply actions
Santa "no-trade" clause?
CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS-2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!
by elpjuly4 on Jul 17, 2010 8:18 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
who's ahfire?
did you mean ahtrap? did you just compare me to a red wings fan?
run away now, CNS. run away now.
psh
would you be fine with being turned into a red wings fan? I imagine you’d be right next to me, preparing the salad. :P
Peevish, irascible grouches don't use dressing
they prefer “lettuce alone.”
What kind of hornets nest did I shake here?? I hope ahnfire doesn’t sic her ‘minions" on me. I swear I’ll send you your fava bean flavored cheesesteaks!
Oh no, too late!
Lord Stanley's new address: Sweet Home Chicago!
by ChicagoNativeSon on Jul 17, 2010 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions
ahnfire has panda minions???!!!!?!?!?
dammit, now some minion-recruiting to do.
happy ninja is happy....and wants to share its new toy!
by puppetmasterp on Jul 17, 2010 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, that was pretty bad
now leave me alone
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Jul 17, 2010 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions
You “leaf” me alone too
/headdesk
Lord Stanley's new address: Sweet Home Chicago!
by ChicagoNativeSon on Jul 17, 2010 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Now make like a tree…
It's the Chicago Blackhawks man...
by Campbell32 on Jul 18, 2010 1:05 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
and get out of here?
It’s leave, you idiot! “Make like a tree, and leave.” You sound like a damn fool when you say it wrong.
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."
Regarding "Biff" references...
Tom Wilson wrote one of my favorite songs:
"What doesn't kill us makes us stronger."
I've heard this before
Very funny. Although quite tame to what I would do to any guy that treated my daughter inappropriately.
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."
you mean the giddy teenage girls
and their squealing, and their fan-girl tee-shirts and sparkly headbands, and their incessant, complaining about not having enough room to stand, and pretending like the people they were talking about weren’t RIGHT next to them and couldn’t hear them….
….didn’t bother you?
happy ninja is happy....and wants to share its new toy!
by puppetmasterp on Jul 17, 2010 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions
no
I expect their stupidity. Idiot teenagers are a fact of life and one I do not have a problem with ignoring. They provide comedic potential as I point & laugh at them. They still have the possibility to grow up and not be stupid.
Asshats who boo a player at a parade rally, however….as Chico said, they need to have shitty things happen to them.
so creative
I’m a frequent reader, but infrequent poster. This, however, really calls for a “fantastic job”. Really gave me a good chuckle and I love the RIP rating. I’m not a Huet hater, but I think we have to be able to get a good laugh out of it.
I'm laughing and crying at the same time
poor poor huey.
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too." -- 2/28/10, so our Captain has said, and so it was done.
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
Anyone catch
how the puck is flying past his left side, but he’s diving/moving to his right? Just proves that he needs to go to the AHL.
Yep, saw that!
Yes, I'd like a ham and cheese whamlet and some whammy fries!
by thepuckstopshere31 on Jul 19, 2010 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions
He should be happy if he goes to the AHL
It’s that or he gets the Old Yeller treatment. I can see Tallon coming back and taking the shotgun from Rocky. “He was my signing Rock. I’ll do it.” I’m sure he’ll have tears in his eyes as he squeezes the trigger.
"Erin go Braugh". What the fuck does that mean?
It's Irish for "you're fucked".
Make that kind of $$ and work the minors…. this guy is either going to be 290 pounds and have more dui’s than Ed B in 10 months, or end up with a 0.9 gaa.
by CaptainPorkchop on Jul 17, 2010 12:23 AM CDT reply actions
I don't think this has ever been asked,
and I just pulled a double-shift at the office. But anyway…
Is there an AHL salary cap? All this I-PASS shuttling and contract-burying makes me wonder why there isn’t, just because of this very situation.
In other news: what the hell does one do with five extra-large if one lives in Rockford?
WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!
by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Jul 17, 2010 12:47 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
He can get a really nice house.
I mean, mansion of mansions nice out here. Hell, he could buy naming rights to the MetroCentre but I don’t know if the citizens of the Forest City would go for that.
"I don't know why they did that! I loved your act. But then again, I love cramps."
by generalsoreness on Jul 17, 2010 6:22 AM CDT up reply actions
AHL salary cap
No there isn’t.
As for why not, well you can only shuttle two-way contracts and only certain ones of those. The two-way AHL part doesn’t pay very much, either.
The summer salary cap includes one way contracts destined for the minors so it limits how many of those you can have.
Basically, it’s already covered in the CBA in other ways.
no AHL salary cap ... but
limits on the number of “veteran” players who can be on a team. and since NHL teams have limits on how many guys they can have under contract, there are limits to how many guys will be available to send to the AHL
it is a developmental league for the NHL. there really isn’t much money in it for the owners (and they certainly aren’t going to spend much money on players when the NHL team is paying for the ones they supply).
Preparing my psyche for the coming Capocalypse
Confusion will be my epitaph.
by krome on Jul 17, 2010 10:37 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I just tweeter wysh with this
So reckon it’ll be on puck daddy soon. Top work chap
by hoverdonkey on Jul 17, 2010 2:12 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
*tweeted* - damn sausage fingers
by hoverdonkey on Jul 17, 2010 2:13 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Daddy would you like some sausages?
It's the Chicago Blackhawks man...
by Campbell32 on Jul 17, 2010 9:50 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Thanks all! And speaking of Puck Daddy...
ATTN: Chicago area Puck Daddy readers — Emergency contest time!
We have a pair of VIP tickets to Monday night’s premiere of the Blackhawks Stanley Cup DVD at the Imax theater at Navy Pier.
What We Need: A photo of your best piece of Blackhawks memorabilia, sent to puckdaddyblog@yahoo.com. The coolest/oddest piece wins the tickets. Deadline: Sunday, noon ET; again, the premiere is on Monday night. Thanks, and good luck!
Link Here
It would be great to see someone from SCH win. And If that someone wins because they saw this here – you are required to take me!!! (please) Seeing this at the IMAX might top the birth of my kids (I was really drugged up). And if anyone does enter, it would be cool if you posted a photo of whatever you sent to Puck Daddy here in this thread too.
Lord Stanley's new address: Sweet Home Chicago!
by ChicagoNativeSon on Jul 17, 2010 6:48 AM CDT reply actions
I have an entry --
Before Game 4 against the Sharks, I went to the Palace Grill. Sat next to Scotty Bowman. Did not say anything. I mean I was sitting next to a hockey God — let him eat in peace. But I got a pic of his half-eaten breakfast. That might qualify under Wysh’s “oddest” category.
WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!
by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Jul 17, 2010 11:15 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Crap, that's just like my entry!
I was at a diner. Went into the bathroom. Bobby Hull was walking out of a stall. I was walking in. He forgot to flush. I had my camera.
Lord Stanley's new address: Sweet Home Chicago!
by ChicagoNativeSon on Jul 17, 2010 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh and you're taking me, right??
I sent in my autographed photo of Alexander Karpovtsev. I have a feeling there will be a whole bunch of those.
Lord Stanley's new address: Sweet Home Chicago!
by ChicagoNativeSon on Jul 18, 2010 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions
SCH Home Page- 1/3 of the way down the right side
.
Current Hawk Lines
We try to keep up here but be serious… no one knows what’ll happen
Byfuglien – Toews – Kane
Brouwer – Sharp – Hossa
Versteeg – Bolland – Ladd
Eager – Madden – Burish
Keith – Seabrook
Campbell – Hjalmarsson
Sopel – Hendry
Lookin’ at this, I felt like an 80-year old lookin’ over a HS yearbook. Good times, lots of memories, but shit, a lot of these people aren’t around anymore. :-(
June 30, 2010. We will rue this day.
Should just leave it up there as "2010 Stanley Cup Champs Lines"
and put a new one on the side for the current lines.
"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert
by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 17, 2010 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Hossa finally wins the Cup and decides to get married?
If he thought those two seasons of being the runner up to the Cup was painful, I got some news for him.
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."
by cdz3210 on Jul 17, 2010 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
He's a very happy panda
Congrats Marian, a cup and a new wife in the span of a couple of months, life has got to be pretty damn sweet for him right about now.
"i need to watch this harry potter movie on tv on acid."
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jul 15, 2010 3:30 PM CDT
I have witnessed the 2005 World Series championship, Mark Buehrle's perfect game, and the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks Stanley Cup championship in my lifetime.
RIP Bob Probert
by chisoxfan1473 on Jul 17, 2010 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions
He looks happy because,
unlike the rest of the pandas in captivity he is gonna do some mad pro-creatin’ tonight!!
II Can Finally Die Happy Now!
I have never seen
more suicidal looking animals than the Pandas I saw at the Atlanta zoo.
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."
That girl is HAWT.
Too bad she has a past. She’s THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO. Look out, Panda!
WAIT FOR THE WHISTLE!
by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Jul 17, 2010 11:18 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Anyone else shocked he isn't rocking a white tux?
Or something else that would look awful on any other mortal man? The Panda ends the scoring drought tonight.
There are only two seasons in Chicago; Hockey and Construction.
Panda's scoring drought...
in the game of sex, has probably never lasted more than 8 hours.
It's the Chicago Blackhawks man...
by Campbell32 on Jul 18, 2010 1:10 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
obviously! The Kopecky deal wasn't just for his playmaking abilities
by blackhawkeyes on Jul 18, 2010 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions
BOOM!
It's the Chicago Blackhawks man...
by Campbell32 on Jul 18, 2010 7:41 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
It would've been sweet
If the Cup was at the altar with them
Chicago Blackhawks = Champs
Let football season begin. GO FALCONS!
Good call
but maybe Hossa can have his firstborn baptized in it instead.
Lord Stanley's new address: Sweet Home Chicago!
by ChicagoNativeSon on Jul 19, 2010 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions
He would be the greatest (or possibly second greatest) hockey player of all time!
Chicago Blackhawks = Champs
Let football season begin. GO FALCONS!
Little known fact...
Wayne Gretzky’s birth was actually a result of Marian Hossa traveling back in time, knocking up some hockey playing olympian chick (Julie the cat Gaffney of DII fame was loosly based on this woman), and baptizing their child in the cup prior to getting back into the dolorean and arriving just in time to sign a mega deal with The Hawks.
It's the Chicago Blackhawks man...
and this whole time
I thought his dad was a drunken Bobby Hull.
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."
My infamous 4 yr old saw the AHL 11 photo on my computer this morning
He got all excited and said “Daddy, we should get that! We should get that hockey game for XBox!”
I told him that it wasn’t real and that I had made it, but he kept insisting “But I really, really want to buy it.”
So I explained to him about the hard cap, free agency, one-way vs two-way contracts, clearing waivers, developmental leagues, under-performing contracts, etc…
Lord Stanley's new address: Sweet Home Chicago!
by ChicagoNativeSon on Jul 19, 2010 9:21 AM CDT reply actions
I will wager
he now understands the Cap more than half of the Chicago sportswriters and the people that comment on their articles.
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."
Even more O/T
Liverpool have signed Joe Cole. I know there are a lot of Liverpool fans on here (inc. Sam), so there you go.
WHAT!!!!!!?????
now THAT was out of the blue (no pun intended)…..totally didn’t see that one coming. But if he gets back to top form, i won’t complain, esp after last season.
happy ninja is happy....and wants to share its new toy!
by puppetmasterp on Jul 19, 2010 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm very happy
he decided to stay in the East. One less player to worry about during the regular season.
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."
Exactly
Kings will still be solid, but sure am glad he didn’t go there.
2009-2010 Stanley Cup Champions
Chicago Blackhawks
17 Year Deal. Hilarious.
19-88-81-2-7-10-36-4-51 : The Hawks
by HjammerTime on Jul 19, 2010 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I personally don't see how that one gets approved by the league
What a sham if it does. It even makes Hossa’s contract look reasonable.
Lord Stanley's new address: Sweet Home Chicago!
by ChicagoNativeSon on Jul 19, 2010 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions
doesn't the article say "7 year, $60 million deal"
so it would be an $8.5 mil per year Cap hit
Preparing my psyche for the coming Capocalypse
Confusion will be my epitaph.
The article says
that’s what they were close to on July 5th. Kovy’s mum told Sovetsky Sport that the deal is “in excess of $100 million for 17 years.” This would make the Cap hit just under $6mil, but is unconfirmed by both the Devils & Kovy/Kovy’s agent.
Feels like...
every hockey blog on SBN has that linked on their front page right now.
I sort of hope we never do this. Honestly, I’m sick of this guy, I’m glad he’s staying out east, I don’t really like him as a player, and I hope he wins 5 scoring titles and 0 stanley cups over the next 17 years.
It's the Chicago Blackhawks man...
I posted this on Puck Daddy regarding the article on Manny Legace
Even the KHL rejected him and he only wants $500k…
Signs it’s time to retire: When you’re too old for the KHL
Manny Legace, if Niemi doesn’t sign, Chicago welcomes you!
/headdesk
Sung to the tune of “You better you bet” by the The Who
(Bowman)
I want those feeble-minded sickle and axes overthrown
I’m not into your passport age; I don’t want our cap blown
Chicago welcomes you with open arms – just close your legs
Although his 5-hole bleeds, even Huet put up a few eggs
(Manny Legace)
I don’t really mind how much you pay me
Ooh, a little is alright
When you say, We only want you due to our plight
Our cap’s tight
No foresight
(Bowman)
When I say Toivonen, please you’re better
Minus Byfuglien, we’re better, you bet!
When I say Corey Crawford, please say you’re better
Minus Versteeg, we’re better, you bet!
You better help our cap
Or Seabrook will hang you, up by your jockstrap
We’ll lay in bed with you, please do better than Brian Boucher’s 1 and 10 record
Talon’s dog still adds to my woes, by chewing up all those letters, saying “qualifying offer”
You better play for your life
Or we will send after you, John Madden’s wife…
…with a dull knife.
Lord Stanley's new address: Sweet Home Chicago!
by ChicagoNativeSon on Jul 19, 2010 12:51 PM CDT reply actions
Holy Shit this is funny
Hell, if Huet gets sent up here I would be more then fine. I go to about one hogs game a week.
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