Contract Size Matters
by ChicagoNativeSon on Jul 21, 2010 2:21 PM CDT
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I know what you're all going to say, "CNS, you have way too much time on your hands!" but I couldn't resist. Some people do crosswords. Some do sudoku. Some cruise the internet pants-less. I do photoshop.
Actually, this only took me about an hour last night and another hour today. It's scary how quick I'm getting at these. I fear for you all.
The Probert Contract...
The Zetterberg Contract...
The Hossa Contract...
The Kovalchuk Contract...
Gary Bettman, he's nobody's bitch...
Feel free to suggest your own caption or quote for that last frame. I wasn't going there!
Re-edit: Changed my mind and "went there." Guess I'm going to hell.
By the way, does anyone read HockeyBuzz? My Huet AHL 11 photoshop must have been posted there and got a bunch of views, but I can't find it on the site. My Photobucket account doesn't show the actual location on the site that the views are coming from. If someone could shoot me the link I would really appreciate it. Thanks!
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i'lll take the rapists for $100
seriously- killer as always. Third picture from bottom- consider a thought bubbel rather than a quote balloon (he’s not talking.)
June 30, 2010. We will rue this day.
and I'll take
The Penis Mightier no wait, The Pen is Mightier for $1000
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."
I don't think I ever saw
a bad skit of Celebrity Jeopardy. I don’t remember the last time I watched more than 15 minutes of that show.
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."
Knowing CNS
I should have known better, but I thought there was going to be real news here. :( I am interested in why Bettman kiboshed the contract.
The sun never sets on a badass
You guys doubt that I have insight into the true inner workings of the NHL?
Shame, shame.
Lord Stanley's new address: Sweet Home Chicago!
by ChicagoNativeSon on Jul 22, 2010 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions
If you look at how Kovy's deal started so high
and had all those “flat lined” minimum wage years at the end – it makes sense to have thsi be the one with the veto
Preparing my psyche for the coming Capocalypse
Confusion will be my epitaph.
In actuality, he's an analyst/therapist...
yep, a unique and rare analrapist.
It's the Chicago Blackhawks man...
You are just full of the Arrested Development quotes today. Making me want to pop in one of my DVDs.
"I have only space enough to add: against the assault of desperate pandas nothing can stand."
-ChicoMaki (channeling Mark Twain)
by HungryHungryPanda on Jul 21, 2010 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm just glad I got the whole "rapist" ball rolling.
Now whenever people on this site think of Betteman, they’ll think of how many years in prison he’s gonna get (raped).
I'm not superstitious. I'm just a little stitious.
by AirTrafficAJ on Jul 22, 2010 12:37 AM CDT up reply actions
Hey man
can you just title your posts “MORE PHOTOSHOP!” and we can just pin 3 recs to it immediately, or do your posts come with those standard now?
FOR SALE: pair of shoes, red, size 32 1/2 wide. Please direct all bids to Joel Quenneville, Chicago Blackhawks. Clown horn sold seperately. Also for sale: 328 dogs+1 pistol (bargain price for Leafs fans!)
Must be my alter egos
No one else likes my work – just ask Gizmoitus.
Lord Stanley's new address: Sweet Home Chicago!
by ChicagoNativeSon on Jul 22, 2010 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions
dude is craaaaaazy
FOR SALE: pair of shoes, red, size 32 1/2 wide. Please direct all bids to Joel Quenneville, Chicago Blackhawks. Clown horn sold seperately. Also for sale: 328 dogs+1 pistol (bargain price for Leafs fans!)
by BigCSouthside on Jul 22, 2010 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't know how I lived without SCH for so long this last week
SO glad I didn’t miss this.
But when it was suggested to him that Toews v. Kane seems likely to become a sidebar to every future international hockey tournament, he smiled and said: "I'd like us to win something together, too." -- 2/28/10, so our Captain has said, and so it was done.
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