SCH Best/Worst of 2009-10
by Katherine215 on Aug 19, 2010 2:12 PM CDT
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As promised (though a bit late), here's our SCH categories to vote on. I'm initially giving us 3 nominees per category (to save me time), but we can always add more.
Best Video Fanpost
1. BigC's 4 to go
2. BigC's History Has Been Made
3. CNS's What if Wiz and Biscuit weren't BFFs?
4. HawkJaw's What if Carcillo could play hockey?
5. BigC's Goin' Sharkin'
Best Written Fanpost
1. BigC's Guide to SCH Nicknames
2. Chi's SCH Olympic Break Drinking Game
3. Battery's The Enemy of My Enemy is My Friend
4. Puppet's Origins Stories
Best Stats Fanpost
1. VerStig's Cross-Mutual TOI
2. GMH's Right Catching Goalies
3. VerStig's Line Generator
4. Hackerar's Tagging Room
Best Photoshop by CNS
5. Huet AHL
Best Photoshop NOT by CNS
1. TMFF's SCF Countdown
2. HHP's Caption
3. Germware's (?) If the glove doesn't fit
4. Da'Ostrich's Hjammer Time
5. Da'Ostrich's Unlimited Buff Mullet Potential
6. Da'Ostrich's It's Always Douchey in Philadelphia
7. Ahnfire's At First I Was Like...
8. Germware's Simpsons/Game 6 Goal Interpretation
9. Bwana's I'm a Shark
Best Meme
1. It's a trap!/Chris Burton keyboard smashing
2. Meeshak's not funny
3. Meeshak's lack of 2nd dates
4. Bob LeDonne
5. So, you girls like hockey?
6. Clown shoes
7. The most interesting man in the world
8. All we know is...he's called VerStig
Best Single Comment
1. TMFF's "FUCK SCUM"
2. asglass's "Are you sure that's "Aunty" Niemi...Looked more like "Uncle" Niemi the way he just molested the Coyotes"
3. Stacie's "3/4 of the Earth is covered by water. The rest is covered by Antti Niemi."
4. SJSillini's "Is that it?"
5. Meeshak's "It's more of a bay"
6. Chris Roberts books a Game 7 flight
7. Campbell32's motivational speeches, like this one
8. Germware and Badgerdano's “this should be the most rec’d comment ever” / “fine, but i don’t see what’s so great about your comment”
9. SJS_illini's "Second City Hockey. You’ll come for the dick jokes. You’ll stay for the hockey analysis."
10. All of mjthor's comments
Best Nerdfest
1. The Star Wars / LOTR / Indiana Jones - It’s Saturday night and none of us have lives this thread was way too far to the right for too long night.
2. Casting the Hawks as LOTR characters
3.
Best O/T Conversation
1. Eamus' sexual favors
2.
3.
Best (Internet) Fight
1. Dear folks sitting in front of me / behind me
2. The Great Cheesesteak Blog War of 2010
3. GDT from the SCH St. Louis trip
Best Avatar
1. Chi's playoff beard growing Indian
2. CNScrubbers
3. Not Bob LeDonne
Worst Avatar
1. Anyone with a star
2. BigC's shooting the dog avatar
3.
Biggest Instigator
1. BigC
2. laaarmer
3. CNS
4. meeshak
5. hawkynite!
6. hawks61
7. billy charlesbois
Biggest Peacekeeper
1. ahnfire
2. VerStig
3. The Founding Alcoholics
Most Positive Commenter
1. stacie7
2. hawkynite!
3.
Most Negative Commenter
1. BLou
2. Chris Block
3. csm
Best Fanfic
1. Trixie's Days of Our Defense
2. CNS's Letter to Soupy from Hjalmarsson
3. ben's Odd Couple
Best Written Adaptation of a Song/Poem/Book/etc.
1. hackerar's So Happy Together
2. meeshak's Hemingway /ChicoMaki's Twain
3. Chi's Toxic
4. Chi's You Light Up My Life Lamp
5. CNS's Hotel SCH
6. TMFF's Blackhawks' Prayer
Best SCH-ism
1. Palomino
2. a
3. Great story, compelling and rich.
4. Hawks' PP/PK
5. I'm Marian Hossa and you're not.
6. Douchenozzle
7. Fuckity fuck fuck
8.
Best GDT/Other Thread
1. "The Alcoholics Have Failed Us" Emergency Thread
2. The pre-St. Patty's Day greening thread
3. The Marian Hossa/Chuck Norris jokes thread
4. The Invasion from PPP
Best Zinger
1. Johnny Lava: It must be a DC thing: making a show of appearing to make progress while accomplishing nothing
2. Byfuglie33: Apparently, in Vancouver....They throw shit on the ice instead of hats…
CNS: Yup. they're called Canucks.
3.
Best Joke on Another Member
1. Recing every comment but meeshak's
2. Chi's April Fool's joke on CNS
3.
Best Meetup
1. Vancouver Game 1
2. Last regular season game
3. The first one, Hossa's first game at Thanksgiving
4. St. Louis roadtrip
5. SCF Game 6 meetup at Wild Goose (aka car-tipping)
Best Game Day Beer
1. Vodka
2. Newcastle Brown Ale
3. Goose Island 312
4. whiskey
5. Raging Bitch
Let me know what else you want to add for categories in the comments, and I'll update with categories and nominees, then put together a survey. Oh, and try to keep the nominees in the same comment string. I've started them below...
PS - Include links, if possible!
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Big C's 4 to go video
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
i actually liked 4 to Go better
so that’s my vote
happy ninja is happy....and wants to share its new toy!
by puppetmasterp on Aug 19, 2010 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions
same
there was that conflict of “oh god what’s next?”
not that euphoria isn’t great.
Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.
I still can't decide which one is better
I think History Has Been Made was more refined from an editing standpoint, and I wanted that one to be really special, so I guess as it’s creator, I side with that one. The pre season one I just finished is just as good as those two, so now I cant decide out of 3 which I like best
Back off man, I'm a scientist
Bug Chucker Fly Fishing
by BigCSouthside on Aug 19, 2010 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Did you post the new one yet?
Or are you waiting for the suspense to build?
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
Im saving it for Oct 7
the start of the season
Back off man, I'm a scientist
Bug Chucker Fly Fishing
by BigCSouthside on Aug 20, 2010 1:58 AM CDT up reply actions
Here Here
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII Not a suggestion, but an obligation.
Listen to the wisdom of James Madison!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Aug 19, 2010 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions
CNS's what if Wiz and Biscuit weren't BFFs?
and the “What if Carcillo could play hockey” HWBM parody
Back off man, I'm a scientist
Bug Chucker Fly Fishing
by BigCSouthside on Aug 20, 2010 2:48 AM CDT up reply actions
Link for Biscuit-Wiz HWBM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG5Rp3bR3-E&feature=related
My first ever video – and still my personal favorite.
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Aug 20, 2010 8:47 AM CDT up reply actions
Link for Carcillo HWBM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zjzxP3utNM
by HawkJaw. A classic.
Lord Stanley's new address: Sweet Home Chicago!
by ChicagoNativeSon on Aug 20, 2010 8:50 AM CDT up reply actions
KtG
this was by HawkJaw. You have it listed as by me above.
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Aug 23, 2010 9:47 AM CDT up reply actions
This one saved us some time with the newbies
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
oh, should we have a
Best Nickname in the other fanpost? I didn’t think of that one.
by Katherine215 on Aug 19, 2010 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions
I was thinking a Best SCH-ism
like “Palomino!” or “a” or “Great story. Compelling, and rich.”
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Aug 19, 2010 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Battery's fanpost about having some Blue Blood
the enemy of my enemy is my friend
Man, I had to go back and look at some of the old fanposts. Some of these were great.
VerStig's Mutual CORSI
or whatever it was that he ended up naming it— I forget— hands down my favorite series of fanposts.
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Aug 19, 2010 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Not really stats but I always liked his line generator
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
was it
the “cross-mutal TOi”…..???
happy ninja is happy....and wants to share its new toy!
by puppetmasterp on Aug 19, 2010 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions
the "What's in Your Wallet" one
(link) was my favorite in the series…mostly because I liked the talking heads with one-liners. :D
GMH's goalie stats
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
Apropos of nothing...
http://www.secondcityhockey.com/2010/5/20/1480055/aint-nothing-but-a-love-tap#38031171
The “What if gmh and VerStig had babies?” thread
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Aug 20, 2010 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm on a horse backwards.....
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
bingo
Back off man, I'm a scientist
Bug Chucker Fly Fishing
by BigCSouthside on Aug 19, 2010 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions
VerBeautiful Mind
Back off man, I'm a scientist
Bug Chucker Fly Fishing
by BigCSouthside on Aug 19, 2010 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Im pretty sure thats Asshole's
Back off man, I'm a scientist
Bug Chucker Fly Fishing
by BigCSouthside on Aug 19, 2010 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions
INSTIGATOR
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
Thanks for clarifying
VerStig liked to post it before he went to Toronto, but obviously that was because of Steeger’s inclusion more than anything else.
this
the detail was phenomenal
happy ninja is happy....and wants to share its new toy!
by puppetmasterp on Aug 19, 2010 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions
the "I prefer Kopckey" shop
that was CNS, right?
Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.
Yes
I also did that Huet AHL 11 that got some pub
(and probably a few hundred others ;)
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Aug 19, 2010 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
the heads blowing off the planet one
has got to be in there somewhere
June 30, 2010. We will rue this day.
Linky
http://www.secondcityhockey.com/2010/7/1/1547650/we-dont-know-which-one-is-gonna-go
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Aug 19, 2010 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Links
Hossa: I prefer Kopecky’s
http://i924.photobucket.com/albums/ad90/ChicagoNativeSon/Hawks%20Fun/staythirstymyfriend.png
Huet AHL ’11/ Icehogs
http://i1001.photobucket.com/albums/af131/ChicagoNativeSon1/Huet-AHL11-2.png
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Aug 23, 2010 9:57 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah I'm selfish!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII Not a suggestion, but an obligation.
Listen to the wisdom of James Madison!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Aug 19, 2010 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Id vote for it
Back off man, I'm a scientist
Bug Chucker Fly Fishing
by BigCSouthside on Aug 19, 2010 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Gotta go to gmh
The great goalie debate gif:
by spokeinthebandwagon on Aug 19, 2010 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
She didn't make that, useful though it was
Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.
I sort of figured she'd found it somewhere,
but hers was the first post of it I could find.
by spokeinthebandwagon on Aug 19, 2010 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Wasn't this around the time we started using Palomino?
I believe Palomino was in March – around the time I joined.
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
I forgot who did it
Germware maybe?? But it was a photoshop of the OJ “if the glove doesn’t fit the jury must acquit” pic.
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Aug 19, 2010 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
If it was a 'shop, it wasn't me because I don't know how to use it
It might’ve been me if it was just a random image from Google images.
For your consideration
Hjammer Don’t Hurt ’Em
Unlimited Buff Mullet Potential
Douchebags……
angry bird is angry .
green
June 30, 2010. We will rue this day.
by cliffkoroll on Aug 23, 2010 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Not really a photoshop, more of a Google Image search
but you encouraged us to unleash our inner CNSs and nominate ourselves, so here’s my representation of Luongo after Kane’s goal in Game 6 (can be seen in context here):
(It’s not like I have a chance against TMFF up there anyway).
How about bwana's "I'm a Shark" parody
with the broom down the Sharks throat.
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Aug 23, 2010 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions
oh RIGHT!!!
I really did love that one, especially since the singing shark is such an icon over at FtF
happy ninja is happy....and wants to share its new toy!
by puppetmasterp on Aug 23, 2010 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions
yup yup yup
June 30, 2010. We will rue this day.
by cliffkoroll on Aug 23, 2010 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions
"It's a trap!"
and Chris Burton’s keyboard-smashing afterward.
At least, I thought it was a meme…
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Aug 19, 2010 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions
it counts
and is likely my favorite
Back off man, I'm a scientist
Bug Chucker Fly Fishing
by BigCSouthside on Aug 19, 2010 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions
From rec whore to poll nominee
Burton will love this one. Where would the Burton drunk thread fit in all of this. That was one of my favorites too.
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
IT'S NOT A FUCKING TRAP!!!!!
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII Not a suggestion, but an obligation.
Listen to the wisdom of James Madison!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Aug 19, 2010 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Great story! Compelling and rich.
as a rejoinder to Hossa-curse comments.
June 30, 2010. We will rue this day.
Meeshak's not funny
Is that a meme? Or just a theme? Or a fact?
by Katherine215 on Aug 19, 2010 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions
If meeshak not being funny doesn't count
we can always fall back on his inability to get a second date.
So do you girls like hockey?
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
I find myself
laughing at this one while walking around the warehouse at times. This one is a funny always joke.
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
Fan of the 2010 Stanley Cup Champion Blackhawks!
Fan of the not 2010 Stanley Cup Champion Isles!
by burpchelischili on Aug 20, 2010 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Clown shoes
could probably win for most frequently used meme
by spokeinthebandwagon on Aug 19, 2010 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions
only b/c
the Hawks couldn’t get the damn PP in gear for so long….
happy ninja is happy....and wants to share its new toy!
by puppetmasterp on Aug 19, 2010 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions
I know this category is packed but..
there’s also the “the most interesting man in the world” posts as well as the “all we know is…he’s called VerStig” ones as well.
I agree
Those were great. I’ve been looking for that one thread with all the “most interesting man in the world” examples but I can’t find it.
‽ ⅋ ‽
nice work finding that
Ahh, memories. It was just as funny reading those the second time around.
‽ ⅋ ‽
FUCK SCUM
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII Not a suggestion, but an obligation.
Listen to the wisdom of James Madison!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Aug 19, 2010 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Seriously
I do not remember where and exactly when, but when Antti Niemi became Uncle Niemi (Some obscure reference about molesting the other team).
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Aug 19, 2010 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions
that was stacie!
i don’t remember when though
by Katherine215 on Aug 19, 2010 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions
That was a new guy, not stacie, I believe
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Aug 19, 2010 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Here it is By Asglass
Are you sure that’s “Aunty” Niemi…
Looked more like "Uncle" Niemi the way he just molested the Coyotes
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII Not a suggestion, but an obligation.
Listen to the wisdom of James Madison!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Aug 19, 2010 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions
fail
ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII Not a suggestion, but an obligation.
Listen to the wisdom of James Madison!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Aug 19, 2010 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions
I didn't do that one - mine was this
3/4 of the Earth is covered by water. The rest is covered by Antti Niemi.
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
After a while all the internet people look the same :)
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
again with the SCF GWG cheat
But I vote:
wtf is going on
There is nothing worse than hitting submit on an a great post, only to realize you spelled a word wrong
by BearNecessities on Jun 9, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions
and/or
GOAL!!!!!
YESSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Zachilles on Jun 9, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions
and/or
Is that it?!
by SJS_illini on Jun 9, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions
(Tweets @ChiBlackhawks and blogs at Blackhawks Down Low.)
by chiblackhawks on Aug 19, 2010 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions
One of my all-time favorites:
Meeshak’s “it’s more of a bay”
by Katherine215 on Aug 19, 2010 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Mine too
of course I did a whole fanpost based on it
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Aug 19, 2010 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
is it shameless self promotion o'clock?
Z key says yes!
I was wondering where you’d been
Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.
CNS's watch
is always set to that time i believe
happy ninja is happy....and wants to share its new toy!
by puppetmasterp on Aug 19, 2010 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
he made it himself!
Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.
Right you are
Scrubber, don’t hurt em. It’s Scrubba time!
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Aug 19, 2010 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Someone used the palomino
and Meeshak said he thought it was more of a bay (which is a kind of horse).
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
without killing it by explaining it too much,
a bay is a kind of horse, so is a palomino. I’m not quite sure why i find it so hilarious – maybe it was the delivery?
by Katherine215 on Aug 20, 2010 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I understood that part
I dunno, maybe you had to be there. I found out about it in CNS’s fanpost either the next day or a few days later, so that maybe sucked the magic out of it.
I don't know,
I still crack up reading it. I think it’s just that it was so simple and dry. Maybe CNS can explain better?
by Katherine215 on Aug 20, 2010 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, it's probably my favorite all-time comment...
I posted that gruesome photo of the fat guy in panties next to a horse.
cliff stated “pretty sure that’s a palomino” referring to the photo.
Then meeshak replied “it’s more of a bay” referring instead to the horse in the photo.
Subtle, dry, had me in tears.
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Aug 20, 2010 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
to me, it was a crescendo
go back to shinkicker’s original comment and read the thread- the comedic content burgeoned throughout- a real testament to SCH teamwork.
How else could meeshak be so funny?
June 30, 2010. We will rue this day.
I went back to it
and suddenly it clicked. I thought cliff was saying “hey, look, that horse is a palomino!” which is why I was confused by the apparent hilarity of meeshak’s response. Wow, did that one go over my head…
jeez, just rereading what you posted
has me cracking up.
by Katherine215 on Aug 22, 2010 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
The "best I could do on short notice" part?
Yeah, I think that was one of my funnier comments. Is it wrong that that still cracks me up too??
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Aug 22, 2010 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
NO!
lol, I meant what you wrote up above. Just that little snippet without the picture is hilarious.
by Katherine215 on Aug 22, 2010 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh
/facepalm?
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Aug 22, 2010 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
yep! :)
It’s funnier with the picture, of course.
by Katherine215 on Aug 22, 2010 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
This is the best you guys can come up with?
Seriously, not to sound fucking arrogant, but I’ve been gone way too fucking long.
And honestly? The rest of the “Best Single Comments” were posted on Deadspin like five fucking years ago.
The “Uncle Niemi” one is the only one that deserves even a smidgen of recognition.
Other than that, get fucked, fuck off, and fuck the entire concept of this Fanpost.
Love,
mjthor
Second City Hockey Most Postingest Poster of 2009
NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE
Also, I was around long enough this season to at least earn a nomination for "Most Negative Commenter."
Double-fuck all of you.
Second City Hockey Most Postingest Poster of 2009
NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE
:)
I absolutely love reading your comments with your avatar smiling at me like that. Makes it a perfect juxtaposition of evil and angelic.
Are you glad schools back in? :-P
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
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Fan of the not 2010 Stanley Cup Champion Isles!
by burpchelischili on Aug 23, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
i can agree with this
that one St. Louis game thread alone deserves at least that.
happy ninja is happy....and wants to share its new toy!
by puppetmasterp on Aug 23, 2010 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd say the "Uncle Niemi" one should go here
happy ninja is happy....and wants to share its new toy!
by puppetmasterp on Aug 19, 2010 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions
How about
when Chris Roberts booked himself a ticket to fly to Chicago for Game 7 so we would win Game 6? I think that’s worth a mention at least.
oh yeah, especially since
we goaded him into booking the ticket as a sign of fan loyalty!!
happy ninja is happy....and wants to share its new toy!
by puppetmasterp on Aug 20, 2010 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions
it's not a single comment
but I was thinking about Campbell32’s motivational speeches during the playoffs, like this one
I think there were a few times I wouldn't leave for the bar until he posted those
Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.
by shinkicker on Aug 20, 2010 10:25 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
there's also Germware & Badgerdano's
“this should be the most rec’d comment ever”
“fine, but i don’t see what’s so great about your comment”
happy ninja is happy....and wants to share its new toy!
by puppetmasterp on Aug 20, 2010 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm so glad we're doing these best of's
I haven’t laughed this much since hockey season. We’ve had some really funny times on SCH, and putting them all in one place makes for one big laugh-fest.
by Katherine215 on Aug 20, 2010 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions
this one could be the SCH tag line
Second City Hockey.
You’ll come for the dick jokes.
You’ll stay for the hockey analysis.
by SJS_illini on May 20, 2010 12:41 PM CDT
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The Star Wars / LOTR / Indiana Jones
It’s Saturday night and none of us have lives this thread was way too far to the right for too long night.
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
that was tragic
I came back from the bar and there was like 700 comments
Back off man, I'm a scientist
Bug Chucker Fly Fishing
by BigCSouthside on Aug 19, 2010 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions
that was the best nerdfest ever
WAIT – what about when we assigned the team LOTR nicknames?!?!
Oh, how to choose…
by Katherine215 on Aug 19, 2010 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Would that be a nerdfest or a fanpost?
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
it was in a thread, wasn't it?
I don’t know where to put it. Maybe O/T conversation?
by Katherine215 on Aug 19, 2010 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Can't fault you for that
you’re all just jealous of my sexy accent, which isn’t really sexy until I travel to your continent anyway.
I think that was the night I decided we were having a July 4th BBQ
and volunteered Katherine’s as yet unpurchased house for the location
Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.
It was
but I did lose my mind and volunteer myself, so no worries there. :)
by Katherine215 on Aug 19, 2010 5:03 PM CDT up reply actions
That was fun
The strange looks given to me by my gf as I was guffawing wistfully at my computer screen was not.
"Kane is skating as if his mullet is on fire." - 6/9/10, 10:06PM CST
Oh that conversation brings me pride and shame at the same time.
There are only two seasons in Chicago; Hockey and Construction.
SCH nerds at the SC parade
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Aug 20, 2010 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions
hilarious
June 30, 2010. We will rue this day.
by cliffkoroll on Aug 20, 2010 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions
Stacie's first comment for the whole thread was BRILLIANT
I’d nominate it for something here, but i’m not sure what exactly……
But yeah, i remember that whole thread making my day.
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by puppetmasterp on Aug 22, 2010 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
I remembered the thread
but I totally forgot I made that first comment.
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
there was the one where Eamus
was talking about the girl he was dating, and how they’d give eachother sexual favors during the games or something. but he started dating her around when the hawks hit their huge slump and promised to break up with her if the Hawks didn’t improve by playoff time. I wonder if they’re still together……???
or we could always just go with one of hte LOTR ones here too.
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by puppetmasterp on Aug 19, 2010 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions
ah, yes, that one is
an interesting one, for sure.
by Katherine215 on Aug 19, 2010 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Dear folks sitting behind me for game 1 followed by dear assholes sitting behind me
Sitting in front of me
Sitting behind me
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
didn't CNS and hawks61
have a good one once?
by Katherine215 on Aug 19, 2010 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions
CNS has had a few
Back off man, I'm a scientist
Bug Chucker Fly Fishing
by BigCSouthside on Aug 19, 2010 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions
The Great Cheesteak Blog War of 2010
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by puppetmasterp on Aug 19, 2010 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions
winner
no voting necessary
Back off man, I'm a scientist
Bug Chucker Fly Fishing
by BigCSouthside on Aug 19, 2010 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I think the January blog when everyone was gone in St. Louis takes the cake.
It was pretty much mjthor vs. CNS. vs. Esquire. vs. everyone.
the most out of hand thread I’ve ever been a part of
by blackhawkeyes on Aug 21, 2010 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't remember me and mjthor ever getting into it
I believe I pretty much stayed on the sideline in appreciation of the efficiency of mj’s killing machine. If I remember correctly, I did get slightly into it with someone though, probably equire02 back in those days.
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Aug 21, 2010 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions
sorry, didn't mean to imply that it was you vs. mjthor, it was mostly vs. esquire at the time
I just went back and reread it, and we’ve come a long way from that thread!
by blackhawkeyes on Aug 21, 2010 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions
wanna fight about it??
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Aug 21, 2010 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions
another +1
in CNS’ biggest instigator candidacy
Back off man, I'm a scientist
Bug Chucker Fly Fishing
by BigCSouthside on Aug 21, 2010 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions
no, that's a -1 for diving...seems like someone's trying to hard :)
by blackhawkeyes on Aug 21, 2010 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Didn't you have a problem with the citrus party?
And you wouldn’t let it go? (kind of like me right now)
If my memory serves me, which it seldom does, this is what we are remembering.
Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people.
What was the citrus party?
And for the record, I typically let things go within minutes/hours.
(Now go start a fanpost of 10 things CNS won’t let go of)
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Aug 21, 2010 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
citrus part.......remember
I meant you wouldn’t let it go during that game.
Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people.
It was a lemon
and it did bad things. Do not look it up, do NOT google it. There was eyes burning, and the use of sharp objects to end the pain.
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
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Fan of the not 2010 Stanley Cup Champion Isles!
by burpchelischili on Aug 22, 2010 5:05 AM CDT up reply actions
Chi's
playoff beard growing indian
Back off man, I'm a scientist
Bug Chucker Fly Fishing
by BigCSouthside on Aug 19, 2010 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions
this
happy ninja is happy....and wants to share its new toy!
by puppetmasterp on Aug 19, 2010 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd love to see that!
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by chiblackhawks on Aug 20, 2010 9:06 AM CDT up reply actions
CNS scrubber avatars
The one slowly scrubbing out the flyers name was my favorite
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
the one that just says "Not Bob LeDonne"
from the false Bob LeDonne account VerStig made up. That one kills me. But yea, Chi’s playoff beard and the CNScrubber ones are great.
‽ ⅋ ‽
anyone
that just has that damn star.
Yeah, I’m talking about you
Not all those who wander are lost.
my Captain is better than your Captain
I'll 2nd that nomination
and also any avatar that shows violence towards animals
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Aug 19, 2010 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
I love how I am the only specific nominee for this category
thanks big guy
Back off man, I'm a scientist
Bug Chucker Fly Fishing
by BigCSouthside on Aug 20, 2010 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
BigC
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by chiblackhawks on Aug 19, 2010 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Crap
there are several that could take this prize: BigC of course, laarmer, meeshak, hawkynite, hawks61 . . . . . an embarrassment of riches we have in that department.
Our Cup.
There's also
Redtribe18 or whatever his name was. But he doesn’t deserve to win anything outside of biggest douchebag.
No, he doesn't ocunt
I’m making the executive decision as keeper of the fanpost.
by Katherine215 on Aug 19, 2010 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions
what did I do?
shoot, I don’t even know.
by Katherine215 on Aug 19, 2010 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe it wasn't blunt enough
Possibly she lives on Lunt
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Aug 20, 2010 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions
I got it
after I posted my question. I just didn’t see the typo at first.
by Katherine215 on Aug 20, 2010 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions
How'd I become an instigator??
I have quite a few friends at BSH who beg to differ.
Just look at my innocent little scrubber avatar. Aww, he’s so cute. He must be a nice commenter.
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Aug 20, 2010 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions
oh, come on!
you’re totally an instigator! I was going to add you in the comments, but I was too lazy, so I just did it when I was updating the post.
by Katherine215 on Aug 20, 2010 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions
I was at a Starbucks
on Melvina or Paulina when I read this. Almost one of those coffee on the keyboard moments. I started laughing so hard, I ended up with angina.
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."
Oh, I'm an instagator?
“I just wanna be loved. Is that so wrong?”
Listen to me now.
Now get off my lawn!
In light of recent developments
I’m nominating Billy Charlesbois.
by Katherine215 on Aug 24, 2010 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions
does this count for 09-10 or 10-11?
Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.
he was an instigator
during the season too. It was just top of mind now. :)
by Katherine215 on Aug 25, 2010 8:57 AM CDT up reply actions
lol
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
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by burpchelischili on Aug 24, 2010 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Ahnfire
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by chiblackhawks on Aug 19, 2010 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Trixie
thats a joke
Back off man, I'm a scientist
Bug Chucker Fly Fishing
by BigCSouthside on Aug 19, 2010 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions
I lol'd, but just for that
you’re getting nominated for Biggest Instigator
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by chiblackhawks on Aug 19, 2010 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions
seconded
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Aug 19, 2010 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
How can we not give a shout out to the three founding fathers?
Remember the hug fest they made us have not too long ago because the blog wars between members were getting out of hand?
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
Agreed
even if it made me take a vacation for a bit.
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
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by burpchelischili on Aug 26, 2010 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Stacie7
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by chiblackhawks on Aug 19, 2010 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Always keping me off the Cliff!
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Aug 19, 2010 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions
you know, I thought about
adding Biggest Ledge-Dweller for you. :)
by Katherine215 on Aug 19, 2010 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions
I never took the plunge though!
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Aug 19, 2010 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Dude I was out there sometimes too
I was just quiet and marinated my liver in alcohol to fix that
Back off man, I'm a scientist
Bug Chucker Fly Fishing
by BigCSouthside on Aug 19, 2010 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Mothafuckin Hawkynite!
Back off man, I'm a scientist
Bug Chucker Fly Fishing
by BigCSouthside on Aug 19, 2010 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions
REALLY?????!!!!!!!
MAYBE!!!!!!
oh, and btw…
LET’S GO HAWKS!!!!!
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by puppetmasterp on Aug 19, 2010 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions
you're awesome!
Thanks for the PROPs BigC! And thanks to the Academy (Katherine215) for nominating me.
Question: How can I be both in the running for “Most Positive” AND “Biggest Instigator”??
Does this prove my worth as a solid two-way player?
Anyway …
LETS GO HAWKS!!!!!!
"It's The Chicago Blackhawks, man." ~ Jeremy Roenick, June 9th, 2010.
I have to give this one to BLou
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by puppetmasterp on Aug 19, 2010 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions
There was csm
who said we’d never win Game 6 at GM Place & Game 7s are “always crapshoots” so we’d probably lose the series to the ’nucks.
yup
csm’s gotta take this in a walk.
also, ballyb was worryd for most of the year- not really negative, but…
June 30, 2010. We will rue this day.
by cliffkoroll on Aug 20, 2010 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions
Days of our Defense
Back off man, I'm a scientist
Bug Chucker Fly Fishing
by BigCSouthside on Aug 19, 2010 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions
i vote here. Both epic and legend.
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by puppetmasterp on Aug 19, 2010 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Letter to Soupy from Hjalmarsson
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
Also
Odd Couple
Back off man, I'm a scientist
Bug Chucker Fly Fishing
by BigCSouthside on Aug 19, 2010 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions
NONE. EVER. FANFIC IS THE WORST THING TO HAPPEN TO ANYTHING, EVER.
Second City Hockey Most Postingest Poster of 2009
NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE
Best Written Adaptation of a Song/Poem/Book/etc.
by Katherine215 on Aug 19, 2010 2:16 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Hackerar's So Happy Together - does this count?
Imagine me and you, I do
I centered for so many nights, it was my plight
To think about those hands you got, your skills are tight
So happy together
If I should tap my stick, you drop a dime
And you should skate with me and Toews will grind
Imagine how that line will be, we could score nine
So happy together
I can’t see me snipe’n nobody but Lou
We’ll make him cry
When you’re with me, Kaner you can shoot too
I love this line
Me and you and you and me
No matter how Q rolls the dice, it has to be
I know you like Troy Brouwer too, but he’s not me
So happy together
I can’t see me snipe’n nobody but Lou
We’ll make him cry
When you’re with me, Kaner you can shoot too
I love this line
Me and you and you and me
No matter how Q rolls the dice, it has to be
We’ll put up six on Lou, hat trick for me
So happy together
Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba
Me and you and you and me
No matter how Q rolls the dice, it has to be
That Captain Serious, on boards he’ll be
So happy together
So happy together
We’ll make this team better
So happy together
Don’t need empty-netters
So happy together
The men of four feathers
So happy together
So happy together (ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba)
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by chiblackhawks on Aug 19, 2010 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions
This is the one I was thinking of!
Now we just need the pic. :D
Someone else will have to find that, I’m gonna get fired.
by Katherine215 on Aug 19, 2010 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Was this it??
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Aug 19, 2010 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
it disturbs me just a little bit
how there are SO MANY PICTURES OF THEM LIKE THIS
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by chiblackhawks on Aug 19, 2010 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
But I guess it turns the Ladies on
Not always a bad thing. So I guess the lesson is just carry one or two of these pics in your wallet!
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Aug 19, 2010 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Who said this turned them on?
A picture like this is like showing a girl pictures of puppies. It makes you go “awwww they’re so cute”.
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
You ma'am, are a dream killer!
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Aug 19, 2010 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I find that Toews and Kane are more likely to be in the interesting positions
Bromeo and Juliet after the olympics
Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.
But women like puppies.
The picture is still a good idea. Keep it in your pocket for a conversation starter. It goes well with “So you girls like hockey?”
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
and ends with
“Why do you carry those pictures around in your wallet all the time?”
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by chiblackhawks on Aug 20, 2010 7:16 AM CDT up reply actions
Kaner's covering his bases.
If he can’t pick up girls with Stanley on his wing, he can worm his way into their sympathies using a bromance with Chicago’s sexiest athlete. The kid is sneaky.
by spokeinthebandwagon on Aug 19, 2010 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
That's an Odd Couple
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Aug 19, 2010 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
THAT'S IT!
Agree with Chi, who knew there were so many pics of them like this?!
by Katherine215 on Aug 19, 2010 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
this looks like a proposal pic
sharp down on one knee, kane saying yes…
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by chiblackhawks on Aug 19, 2010 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
I was thinking of that one, too
when I put this category in there.
by Katherine215 on Aug 19, 2010 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions
only if coupled with
Meeshak’s Hemmingway, further on up that thread.
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by puppetmasterp on Aug 19, 2010 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions
The quotes in question
http://www.secondcityhockey.com/2010/5/19/1478450/heres-to-swimmin-with-bow-legged
Meeshak does Hemingway:
Hemingway wouldn’t have had a problem. He would have just written: Hossa won the puck. He passed. Hjalmarsson skated in from the neutral zone and wound up. She cried. There was always death in the air at a hockey game.
ChicoMaki does Twain:
Last night I had occasion to attend a sporting contest in the small farming community of San Jose, an affair of ice hockey that pledged ungodly skill and inhuman speeds and which did not disappoint in its promise. One scene in particular impressed; indeed, the mastery of the visiting squad silenced the home crowd often, and in pockets of especial despair, which were many, I spotted tears and piteous confusion of a scale reserved usually for large lost armies. Where at one point in the competition the home team—Sharks of some sort—had recovered some momentum, a single large panda sped into one end of the rink as a freight train might were it outfitted with a hundred thousand ice skates; this panda fought for the puck and in battle made his opposite number appear to be made from so much toilet tissue. He gained possession of this puck and directed it away from the net to a many-lettered teammate who, in his own turn, shot it toward the net. I say shot; verily, it was a rifle ball. I have only space enough to add: against the assault of desperate pandas nothing can stand.
by spokeinthebandwagon on Aug 19, 2010 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
i thought these were going to be nominated in tandem?
but they’’re listed separately up above…
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by puppetmasterp on Aug 20, 2010 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions
I can combine them
I missed that that was what people wanted, oops. when I update tonight, I’ll fix it.
by Katherine215 on Aug 20, 2010 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions
weren't there a bunch of song adaptions
shortly after hackerar’s? I feel like we’re missing some good ones. Come on people, channel your inner CNS and toot your own horns!
by Katherine215 on Aug 22, 2010 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
grumble grumble grumble
bastards
I’m trying to find all the photos of my own stuff that I posted on here, but I can’t seem to find them. Hmmm…
Well, since you forced me, Chi and I wrote songs right after that too, not sure what thread it was in, but I liked Chi’s (Chi please step forward and provide us with the linky you’ve been dying to post since I am officially nominating you ;)
And how about some stuff for the written fanpost section. Is this the BigC one party system??
Come see the repression inherit in the system!
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Aug 22, 2010 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Is this the BigC one party system?
Says the guy with his own photoshop category.
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
booyah, motherfucker
Back off man, I'm a scientist
Bug Chucker Fly Fishing
by BigCSouthside on Aug 23, 2010 12:44 AM CDT up reply actions
it says a lot about my time with SCH
that I don’t even remember half the shit I put up here. What songs? Whu? I don’t even remembe— oh wait. Shit. I remember.
Niemi, can’t you see?
I need a goalie like you
Should wear a warning
It’s dangerous, I’m fallin’
And then You Light Up My Life Lamp:
So many nights I’m up on 300
Waiting for someone to score me a goal
So many dreams I kept deep inside me
Alone in the UC til
You came along
You light up my lamp
You give me hope
To carry on
You light up my days
and fill my nights with goals
And the CNS did this in the same thread:
So I called up "the Captain",
please make June fun,
He said, we haven’t had that trophy here since nineteen sixty one
And still those naysayers are typing from not far away,
Keeps me up in the middle of the night
Just to reply with ‘a’…
Welcome to the hotel SCH yeah
Such a friendly place
Your opinion effaced
They typin’ it up at the hotel SCH yeah
Commenters apprise, virtual barflies
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by chiblackhawks on Aug 23, 2010 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions
I missed all of these the first time around
I especially like Hotel SCH
Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.
That's it!
I just read through that EPIC thread. Great song parodies, goalie fights, stacie’s safe word was “banana,” we decided on “palomino” based on krome’s suggestion, We were experimenting with using “a” “f” and “z,” decided to stick with burp’s “a.” The list goes on.
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Aug 23, 2010 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
The Blackhawks Prayer
(I posted this only 3 times) Before Game 6 vs. the Canuckians, before Game 4 vs the Fishies, and before Game 6 vs Chrissy Pronger got beat again, it seemed to work out well
For Our Banners in the Rafters,
Hockey be our game,
Our time has come,
it will be done,
as in ’34, ’38, and ‘61.
Give us today our series win.
Forgive us our penalties
as we punish those who penalty against us.
Lead us not to just winning
But to make it a decisive kill.
For all of the Glory, the Prestige and the Eternal Enshrinement,
For us and the fans forever.
Game On
After Kaner buried the dagger into Philly and lifted Chicago, I posted this one.
To Our Banners in the Rafters,
You number has increased by one,
Our time has come,
it has been be done,
as in ’34, ’38, and ‘61.
We have forgiven our foes.
For the Stanley Cup is ours
Toews Lead us not to just winning
But made it a decisive kill.
For all of the Glory, the Prestige and the Eternal Enshrinement,
For us and the fans forever.
Game On
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Aug 22, 2010 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Best SCH-ism
PALOMINO
a
Great story, compelling and rich.
Thanks, Chi! I will add this one to the actual fanpost later…
by Katherine215 on Aug 19, 2010 3:01 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
It's time for a Hawks Powerplay
Which meant a Hawk was in the Sin Bin, since the real PP was Fucking Clown Shoes, it seemed more plausible to get a SHG than a PPG. “Hawks PP” would always confuse 100% of other site “guests” and n00bs.
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Aug 19, 2010 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Or "a"
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Aug 19, 2010 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions
a
Back off man, I'm a scientist
Bug Chucker Fly Fishing
by BigCSouthside on Aug 19, 2010 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions
c
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by puppetmasterp on Aug 19, 2010 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Great story,
compelling and rich.
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."
I thought we were trying to recreate
that “abcz12@!” thread from FtF during the WCF
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by puppetmasterp on Aug 19, 2010 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't remember that one.
I may have been out that day.
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."
There's no taking breaks in hockey.
Oh wait……..is it October yet?
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
I didn't take a break from Hockey
only a break from this place.
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."
I think we are seeing how Hockey Starved people are!
It is August, these two posts have only been up 7-8 hours, and over 400 posts!
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Aug 19, 2010 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Thank God for this place
I know I would have driven people nuts during this off season.
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."
I think we royally mind-fucked them that night!
They had no idea what the hell we were talking about:
Clown Shoes
Hawks PP
a
Palamino’s and Panda’s
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Aug 19, 2010 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Everbody is a critique!
Missed it!
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Aug 19, 2010 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm taking my ball and going home!
Mommmmmmmmmm!
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Aug 19, 2010 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions
He's just mad that nobody understands his British-isms
Back off man, I'm a scientist
Bug Chucker Fly Fishing
by BigCSouthside on Aug 19, 2010 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions
TMFF is British?
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
fucking reply fail
Back off man, I'm a scientist
Bug Chucker Fly Fishing
by BigCSouthside on Aug 19, 2010 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions
It would be news to me if I were!
I am sure the very centre of my Heart is all the American colours of Red, White and Blue!
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Aug 19, 2010 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions
that was reply fail by me
Back off man, I'm a scientist
Bug Chucker Fly Fishing
by BigCSouthside on Aug 19, 2010 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought I missed something in translation somewhere.
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
ding ding ding
June 30, 2010. We will rue this day.
by cliffkoroll on Aug 20, 2010 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions
Fuckity fuck fuck
This is one of my all time favorite comments
Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people.
Yes
It’s impossible to buy a stick around here because all these crazy fucking lefties. All the sale bin sticks are fucking lefties. Your parents should have tied your hand behind your back so you would be normal (right handed)
I want that instigator title Big C. Your here me?
Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people.
You trying to get back your "Grumpy" status again?
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
You know!
I the Left part of your brain controls the right side of your body,
Left Handed people are the only ones in their right mind.
(Signed yours, fed up with the massive Lefty discrimination we face in the world)
(For all you Douchenozzles out there, insert sarcasm at the first “You”)
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Aug 20, 2010 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions
All I know is our
last 4 presidents have been left handed. It’s time for a righty.
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."
we need goals
and aspirations
Back off man, I'm a scientist
Bug Chucker Fly Fishing
by BigCSouthside on Aug 20, 2010 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions
My Old man
Shoots lefty but golfs righty? everytime i witness one or the other I just saw WTF’s wrong with you
Chicago Blackhawks: No Longer Rusted Steel on Slush!
Being a left handed shot,
I don’t think being right handed really has anything to do with Hockey. There was a post and an article earlier this year about lefty vs.righty shots. Canadians are predominantly left handed shots while the U.S. is right handed. My theory on this is that most U.S. kids play Baseball before they play Hockey and are already set in their ways. One other observation, most goalies are right handed and catch with their left hand. By default this makes them left handed shots.
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."
My vote
is obligated to the “a”, but I am very happy not to be on the "Instigator list above.
On another note, evidentally my video card is dying a horrible death, I currently have white and pink lines running through my screen, and can only boot the PC in “safe” mode. I have seen the “Blue Screen of Death” 15 times in the last 2 hours.
Darn you Microsoft Vista! Darn you to Heck!"
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
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by burpchelischili on Aug 20, 2010 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
OT
The “Sexual Harassment Panda” episode of South Park was on my DVR. I spit water when I heard “That makes me a saaaaaad Panda” I forgot that was in there.
Back off man, I'm a scientist
Bug Chucker Fly Fishing
it's still
the first thing that pops into my head whenever Hossa’s referred to as a panda here.
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by chiblackhawks on Aug 19, 2010 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe not best, but certainly most prolific
The Huet vs Niemi Threads(ssssss) from Jan-Mar
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Aug 19, 2010 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions
The "The Alcoholics Have Failed Us"
emergency GDT
Back off man, I'm a scientist
Bug Chucker Fly Fishing
by BigCSouthside on Aug 19, 2010 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions
for some reason,
the pre-game one before the bedshitting at CBJ on 3/23 stands out as really funny to me, I have no idea why. We were so giddy for some reason.
by Katherine215 on Aug 19, 2010 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions
there was the pregame thread before the Kings game
after Wiz’s hit on Seabs. I think that was one of the first “pregame” threads, actually. Since it was a late game and we all had so many feelings after the Ducks game that we had to get a new thread for the game itself.
Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.
The one where there were about fifty Marian Hossa jokes in the style of Chuck Norris
I’m looking for the link now.
by spokeinthebandwagon on Aug 19, 2010 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Those were not jokes
that was all true.
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."
The Greening
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Aug 19, 2010 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
The invasion from PPP
was pretty funny. With someone saying Dirk Grahams moustache was better than Wendel clark
s
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I think this one will be tough,
since nearly every night SCH had ones every 10-20 minutes that would HOFers on any other site!
How do you choose just one
How do you remember any?
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Aug 19, 2010 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions
It has to be ...
when i told that customer who was asked if we had that item in overstock that he should go overstock his asshole.
Oh wait, you mean on here.
by Billy Charlesbois on Aug 22, 2010 2:01 AM CDT up reply actions
I'll nominate one of mine that I just ran across from the Vancouver series
when they littered the ice after Buff’s hat trick…
Apparently, in Vancouver…
They throw shit on the ice instead of hats…
by Byfuglie33 on May 8, 2010 8:41 AM CDT
Yup
they’re called the Canucks
by ChicagoNativeSon on May 8, 2010 9:13 AM CDT
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Aug 24, 2010 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions
the advanced St Patty's Day prank?
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by chiblackhawks on Aug 19, 2010 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep, and CNS suggested
your 4/1 joke on him
by Katherine215 on Aug 19, 2010 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't even remember what I did. :|
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by chiblackhawks on Aug 19, 2010 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions
I think it was your sock puppet?
something like that.
by Katherine215 on Aug 19, 2010 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions
all the comments got greened
in a post that was a rant about the over-greening of things. This took place like a week before St Patty’s.
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by chiblackhawks on Aug 20, 2010 7:18 AM CDT up reply actions
Oh right, I remember that
Sorry, it’s because SPD is a non-event here, so I have trouble remembering what happened around that time. If you’d included a description at all I would’ve got it.
No, that was two different times
The first time, CNS, meeshak and soupy decided to green a whole thread, and did all of them except meeshak’s. This was the SPD one. Then, some unknown culprits greened all of the comments in Trixie’s over-greening fanpost later on.
by Katherine215 on Aug 20, 2010 9:07 AM CDT up reply actions
we gotta have an SCH category for SCHer most sorely missed
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by chiblackhawks on Aug 20, 2010 9:08 AM CDT up reply actions
where is that son of a bitch
and where the fuck is meeshak?
Back off man, I'm a scientist
Bug Chucker Fly Fishing
by BigCSouthside on Aug 20, 2010 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Not sure what happened to soupy
I think meeshak is lurking.
by Katherine215 on Aug 20, 2010 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions
or he got a second date
Back off man, I'm a scientist
Bug Chucker Fly Fishing
by BigCSouthside on Aug 20, 2010 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions
The Coyotes found him
They are brainwashing him into becoming a fan and making his new screen name doan’s-spin-o-rama.
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
poor bastard
Back off man, I'm a scientist
Bug Chucker Fly Fishing
by BigCSouthside on Aug 20, 2010 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Could you imagine being a part of the white out?
\shudders at the thought
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
mjthor
for sheer pith
June 30, 2010. We will rue this day.
by cliffkoroll on Aug 20, 2010 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions
*sigh*
I remember when he was nigh-ubiquitous on this site. Has he given a reason for his semi-exile?
the site changed
some of the real old-timers (chrome, peper126, trixie, bwana) may be able to elaborate on this, but they don’t come around much anymore either.
June 30, 2010. We will rue this day.
I didnt do it
I’ll blame CNS because he is an easy scapegoat
Back off man, I'm a scientist
Bug Chucker Fly Fishing
by BigCSouthside on Aug 20, 2010 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Just call me Lee Majors
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Aug 20, 2010 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Lee Majors is far more bad ass than you are
I mean look at the pic in the lower right corner, the man looks like he could rip your heart out of your chest with only an angry stare
Back off man, I'm a scientist
Bug Chucker Fly Fishing
by BigCSouthside on Aug 20, 2010 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Too busy,
looking at the upper right, I wonder if she likes Hockey?
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
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by burpchelischili on Aug 21, 2010 6:35 AM CDT up reply actions
I was around
while Redbeard, aka Killion was known as chicagokill*. I don’t remember the site changing too much, but that’s probably because I don’t remember much about the site back then.
*Unfortunately, I can’t remember when he changed name, so I have no idea when I started visiting this site. Any help on this would be appreciated.
According to you profile
You joined on Jan 23
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
work and training mostly
I’m working in Aurora (hour commute each way) starting at 6am daily and immediately following that going to my new coaching job (HS XC). Commute included, that’s a 13-hour day. On top of that I am training (running/cycling) 10-15 hours a week.
If you do the math, there isn’t much room for dicking around on the interbuttz.
I’ve also (very vocally) been quite disillusioned with the new culture of the site. However, I’m pretty pleased to see that a new group of regulars has developed and fostered a fairly humorous and quite knowledgeable core. Suffice to say this site no longer needs me.
In closing, I would’ve fucking dominated the living fuck out of this list last season.
Love,
mjthor
Second City Hockey Most Postingest Poster of 2009
NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE
New nomination for best timed comment of the year
I was reading cliff’s comment and out of the corner of my eye I see the new comment box pop up the screen, “mjthor.”
As cliff would say “Noice!”
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Aug 20, 2010 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Green Thread Link
http://www.secondcityhockey.com/2010/3/8/1362894/wonders-never-cease
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Aug 20, 2010 9:14 AM CDT up reply actions
We need to Rec these Posts to keep them up longer!!!
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Aug 19, 2010 7:22 PM CDT reply actions
"Rec" the new Viagra
to keep your Posts up longer.
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."
Most Beat To Death Argument
I nominate Niemi vs. Huet
and Cubs Fans vs. White Sox Fans
I'm not superstitious. I'm just a little stitious.
Most negative commenter...
can I write in a vote for Ban? hahahaha
[Tornado] sirens just went off...I grabbed another beer.
Most knowledgable commenter
My vote will go to Krome, and then, of course,
Well, you know.
Listen to me now.
Now get off my lawn!
Yes, you were exactly who I was thinking of
It was just a prompt to see who everybody thinks is knowledgeable regarding hockey.
and look I spelled it correctly this time.
Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people.
I nominate laaarmer for most knowledgeable in spelling
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by chiblackhawks on Aug 20, 2010 9:18 AM CDT up reply actions
yse I semtmos dnot splel gd
Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people.
hah, I thought
you wanted us to say you!
by Katherine215 on Aug 20, 2010 9:37 AM CDT up reply actions
Me? You must be kidding.
Remember I wanted to fire Q because he was fucking up everything?
I also still think The Hawks will never win the cup with Niemi as the goalie.
Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people.
by laaarmer on Aug 20, 2010 9:44 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
oh, yeah
you were seriously annoyed with Q for a time. I do think he fucked up the goalie situation a bit and had a tendency to be too matchy-uppy and impatient. But hey, he must’ve done something right!
by Katherine215 on Aug 20, 2010 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions
At least he changed the lines enough
that the boys knew they could play on a line with anyone on the team. Worked in the SCF.
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
he's not saying failure to reply is diskish
he’s saying that the “reply fail” comment is dickish. Not sure I agree.
Ditto for Badgerdano
Oh, right, that makes more sense
Nah, I don’t agree, it’s generally more of a question than a “you fucked up, feel shame!” sort of deal.
most of the time it's a question
sometimes, for me, it’s a “learn to use the fucking reply button” moment. but i’m apparently not as nice as you germ :)
by Katherine215 on Aug 20, 2010 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions
half the time people are pointing out their own reply fails
and explaining what it was meant to be a reply to.
The other half, well, I’m with Katherine. “reply fail” is more polite than “learn how to use the internet, for fuck’s sake”
Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.
MY point is
that it is like telling a person that just tripped on the sidewalk, that they just tripped.
Aw fuck it,
Animals= Good,
and the rest of us are just chicken fuckers.
sometimes people don't realize
they are reply-failing or that it is a no-no around here. Especially people who are new to SBN.
by Katherine215 on Aug 22, 2010 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
So...
pertaining to those people, if you just write “reply fail” , they probably do not know what you are referring to.
How dare they commit a “no-no” of such importance!
Computer prats make me laugh.
this seems to be a touchy subject for you.
reply fail once too often?
by Katherine215 on Aug 23, 2010 9:46 AM CDT up reply actions
you are trying to push
the wrong person’s buttons, Friedrich. I invite you to stop now.
by Katherine215 on Aug 24, 2010 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions
REPLY FAILS:
SERIOUS BUSINESS
Second City Hockey Most Postingest Poster of 2009
NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE
Hey
Are you in or out?
Sometimes you’re here, sometimes you’re not. I need someone I can depend on. I mean, where is this going? I don’t want to be let down again. I just don’t think I can take it again.
Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people.
by laaarmer on Aug 24, 2010 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I don't push buttons
so you must be reading this wrong. But I truly appreciate your “threat” through a computer.
no threat, just a fact.
You want to be an asshole, be that way with someone else. I simply explained a reasoning for using reply fail and you’ve proceeded to be a dick in return.
by Katherine215 on Aug 25, 2010 9:06 AM CDT up reply actions
Ok tough girl
what are you 12? Being a hard ass through a computer? Not one thing I wrote was ass-hole like.
So I’ll match your “dick” with you being a cunt.
Friedrick really stuck it to you with that one KtG!
Maybe you should loosen up a little.
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Aug 25, 2010 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions
That was a cunt joke btw...
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Aug 25, 2010 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
actually...
this comment comes off as asshole-like considering Katherine was still just expounding on her point. Then she makes a snarky response with devolves with you calling her “kitty-kat”.
I would’ve ignored this entire stupid conversation, but now that you had to go and call her a cunt, I’m going to side with her and say you’re being an asshole.
Oops - change of plans!
Now it’s Friedrich who better stock up on the KY jelly.
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Aug 25, 2010 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions
First off,
why can she call me a dick first, yet I can’t respond by calling her the female version of a body part?
Secondly, in my circle “kitty-kat” is actually a compliment implying a pretty lady and that was how I was using it.( I even put a fukkn smiley face after it???)
You guys can have your site I am way too old for this shit.
well...
calling a guy is dick is nowhere close to the same as calling a girl a C***, fair or not its not comparable. plus big sis is always very short tempered she gets it from mom, so i wouldn’t take it to heart. i mean she tells me that shes gonna kill me pretty much daily, but we still somehow get along and i’m not dead yet..
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Aug 25, 2010 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions
well...
yes, me being in Az. now i believe has really helped the relationship, its A LOT less violent now, which is good, but even when i was still in the chi i believe she only swung or through something at me a few times… lol
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Aug 25, 2010 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions
well, it's my opinion
but mostly because the female version has a much more derisive connotation than calling someone a dick. (I’m pretty positive we’ve had this discussion on the site before…) It’s one of those words that aren’t really used on this site, along with homophobic slurs.
and as for “kitty-kat” meaning “pretty lady” in your circle – that’s fine. but how are we supposed to know that’s a compliment since 1) you don’t really know Katherine & vice-versa and 2) would you have referred to another female as kitty-kat? Perhaps- but here it just sounds like you were playing off Katherine’s name, so calling her that comes off as patronizing, even with the smiley face.
and yes....
we have had this convo before, it was the same time we had the homophobic slur convo, and i believe there was another type we talked about… i believe it might of been women sports
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Aug 25, 2010 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Now that is Irony
I just reply failed.
What I was going to say is, for what it is worth I apologize for my striking back with that word. I really wasn’t playing off her name but at least I now understand why the confusion.
BUT, I still feel that you can not say one form of name calling is worse than another; it all depends on what that specific word means to that person.
Things just don’t translate well through posts.
Allow me to opine
in my circle
This is not your circle. In my world some things that are accepted just do not jive here. You can call someone a pussy (if they deserve it, or are SCUM fans) or an Asshole (Like CNS), but some things just do not fly in “This” circle (I learned this from experience). Really is it too much to ask, or for others to state, calling someone a cunt is not appreciated.
Great in your real world click Kitty-Kat means something else, good for you. In mine, I have terms that would not be taken right here. If you want to have a spat, have fun, just try to watch the line. Really this is all to have fun being a Hawks fan and make fun of SCUM, Bluesers, and White Sox fans. Lets just try to keep it enjoyable for all, shall we?
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Aug 25, 2010 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Let me ask you this.
What is your definition of a “pussy” vs. a “cunt”?
How is calling someone a body part that shit comes out of ok?
What is the point of telling me “this is not your circle” when I never claimed it was? I appreciate the information though.
“Good for you”? Is that not condescending?
Just to be clear, what the following states IS meant to be condescending:
Get off your soap box. Shall we?
Dude
Give it a fucking rest.
Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people.
Not sure why that's an insult?
I’m sure we all would if we could.
(Jump to 2:00 mark. Punchline is at end)
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Aug 26, 2010 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow, you are serious!
Sorry to hear that.
But I least I got a laugh about me and a Soap Box!
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Aug 27, 2010 12:49 AM CDT up reply actions
well, this blew up nicely while I was gone.
Friedrich: I was not being a hard ass through a computer. I was telling you I am not the kind of person who will take shit without giving it back. I did not want to get into it with you, hence my recommendation you stop.
You may have meant kitty-kat nicely; I doubt that, but you can certainly say it was the case. Regardless, without you explaining the meaning, it came off as asshole-ish and condescending, hence my response.
To get back to the topic, you don’t like “reply fail” – fine. since it is common around here, the Z key is your best option to ignore it and move on.
by Katherine215 on Aug 26, 2010 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions
New name?
“Kat Von D”
Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people.
So we're officially switching
to KtC then?
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Aug 26, 2010 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions
KtC as in
the C word that sparked debate above? uh, I prefer the original… :)
by Katherine215 on Aug 26, 2010 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
KtG?
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
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by burpchelischili on Aug 26, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
I am serious when I ask
how the term “kitty-kat” can be taken offensively in any way. I can understand if the sentence it was used in started out negative but I was simply admitting to you that I was playing “devil’s advocate”.
You probably don’t speak like the following but if you responded to and ended it by saying, “Okie dokie DOGGIE DADDY” I wouldn’t be miffed at all( That’s from Pulp Fiction). See to me that is the same kind of slang and why I would never think someone would be bothered by it.
I have no reason to lie to you about the way I meant it; what could I gain from that?
it's condenscending, and infantilizing
especially when it seems to be playing off her name, it appears that you are trying to make her/her opinions less important.
Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.
But
between the “reply fails” and the English teachers we have around here, they have created one of the most easily-readable blogs around.
by stanfordron on Aug 23, 2010 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions
We have one less English teacher.
I lost my fucking job.
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NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE
welcome to the club
Back off man, I'm a scientist
Bug Chucker Fly Fishing
by BigCSouthside on Aug 25, 2010 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
wait, did you lose your job too?
happy ninja is happy....and wants to share its new toy!
by puppetmasterp on Aug 26, 2010 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions
when did this happen?
I thought you moved to OH for a job?
by Katherine215 on Aug 26, 2010 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Sorry to hear that,
I know there are jobs around here for Eng teachers. It does seem to be a cultural wasteland though.
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
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by burpchelischili on Aug 25, 2010 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
sorry to hear it
We need more of them, not fewer (note I did not say “less of them” like so many do).
that sucks thor
here’s hoping unemployment doesn’t last too long
happy ninja is happy....and wants to share its new toy!
by puppetmasterp on Aug 26, 2010 8:15 AM CDT up reply actions
You are still a teacher
We need teachers more than we need the politicians that decide we don’t need as many eachers.
If I could I’d hire you.
Good luck. I’m sure it won’t take long.
Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people.
If you're looking...
Two of my best friends teach English at York HS. I could see what the situation is like over there.
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by HungryHungryPanda on Aug 26, 2010 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions
York had an opening posted earlier this summer.
I applied, along with probably a couple thousand other people. Never heard anything from them.
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Very sorry to hear that
I really hope it is short-lived.
Bright side: more SCH time? :)
by Katherine215 on Aug 26, 2010 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions
No, now I just have two non-teaching jobs.
I’m busier than I’ve ever been.
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NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE
In hindsight, maybe this wasn't the best motivational tactic?
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Aug 26, 2010 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions
What? thats perfect!
kids are just pussies. I blame the hippie parents
Back off man, I'm a scientist
Bug Chucker Fly Fishing
by BigCSouthside on Aug 26, 2010 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Speaking of kids being pussies
anyone read the Trib article where this mother brought her daughet to a farm where they were going to slaughter a pig so she understood where bacon came from? Great stuff and right in line with your "kids are pussies’ comment
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That reminds me
There was a Tribune article earlier this spring about the guy who brought his son to a Blackhawks/Canucks game so he understood how to find a pussy.
"I have only space enough to add: against the assault of desperate pandas nothing can stand."
-ChicoMaki (channeling Mark Twain)
by HungryHungryPanda on Aug 26, 2010 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
that's easy
just search my username
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NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE
Can we do a "Best Meetup?"
I know that excludes some folks, but we had a bunch of good ones this year.
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by chevrier30 on Aug 20, 2010 12:31 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
well there was the last game of the season
where I got Patrick Kane drunk
there was the first game of the Playoffs (where I got Patrick Kane drunk)
There was game one vs the nucks (where I got Patrick Kane drunk and wore a Panda hat)
they all get my vote
Back off man, I'm a scientist
Bug Chucker Fly Fishing
by BigCSouthside on Aug 20, 2010 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Well
At least you are consistent.
"Kane is skating as if his mullet is on fire." - 6/9/10, 10:06PM CST
it took until the last one
before I realized that Patrick Kane was being used as an adjective and you weren’t saying that you got him drunk at meetups. I was all “fuck, where was I when this happened?”
and really, I had a much better time at the vancouver game 1 meet up than one might expect based on the score.
but man, did you ever come to a meet up and watch the Hawks win?
Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.
Right?
I was wondering how he was feeding drinks to PK when there was a game on? Then I tried to figure out who was the commenter named PK, but didn’t remember any… Just when I was going to look it up, I suddenly got it… /facepalm
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by burpchelischili on Aug 21, 2010 6:41 AM CDT up reply actions
it took until shinkicker's comment
before I realized that Patrick Kane was being used as an adjective and you weren’t saying that you got him drunk at meetups. I was all "fuck, where was I when this happened?"
June 30, 2010. We will rue this day.
what about the one...
where me, BigC, his friend, Shin, and…. i’m blanking was out till about 5 in the morning i believe? i think that is the one at the BL where mom’s hubby got mad at her cuz she bought everybody tons of drinks that night, Chrome brought his future son-in-law for the first time…
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Aug 23, 2010 12:33 AM CDT up reply actions
that was the "Panda Hat Episode"
SOUP! good to see you man, how are things out in the desert?
Back off man, I'm a scientist
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by BigCSouthside on Aug 23, 2010 12:46 AM CDT up reply actions
that would be krome, not chrome
and may i add: “omg, thank god you’re still alive….”
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by puppetmasterp on Aug 23, 2010 12:50 AM CDT up reply actions
i am still alive
things are going good, lots of craziness finding a new job and stuff, which is why i havn’t been on here often, Puppet i am still alive thank you for the concern. i hope everything is going well in IL, how is Ohio treating u BIgC? i’ll be there for a wedding labor day weekend in dayton if ur around at all… also i feel honored that i was nominated for most missed person on SCH and wish u all well.. i also have not been brain washed yet from the ‘yotes fans, but the season hasn’t started yet so we will have to see what happens when that occurs. But i have bought a 12 game ticket plan alrdy for them, and have both hawks games tickets bought.
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Aug 23, 2010 1:15 AM CDT up reply actions
We can't fault you for buying tickets to watch hockey.
No matter who the team is.
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
thank you stacie....
yea and the best part about it… the fact that there are no hockey fans down here really… so all the tickets are dirt cheep, like i said i have center glass tickets for both hawks games for i think 150 if i remember correctly…
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Aug 23, 2010 1:32 AM CDT up reply actions
Well
as long as it’s not in Detroit. Nice to see ya Soupy!
Lord Stanley's new address: Sweet Home Chicago!
by ChicagoNativeSon on Aug 23, 2010 8:16 AM CDT up reply actions
also since u can apparently buy any seat...
in the house whenever u want… i might be able to fulfill the on going bet… to be able to get between the benches for a NBC game and hopefully get a sign making fun of McPenis head on the T.V.
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Aug 23, 2010 1:34 AM CDT up reply actions
that would be classic
you know you would be our hero if you pulled that one off
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
PLEASE do that
but be witty about it
Back off man, I'm a scientist
Bug Chucker Fly Fishing
by BigCSouthside on Aug 23, 2010 1:52 AM CDT up reply actions
i plan...
on taking a poll over here on what the sign should say before i go to the game
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Aug 23, 2010 4:38 AM CDT up reply actions
sure
I rec’d your comment, so hopefully someone will make it green. i’ll add it up top tonight.
for the record, BigC wearing the Panda hat was a good one. Trixie got funny drunk and I wanted to kill Soupy – wait, that’s every meet up.
by Katherine215 on Aug 20, 2010 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions
isnt there a picture of her
giving Soupy the Sami Salo treatment?
Back off man, I'm a scientist
Bug Chucker Fly Fishing
by BigCSouthside on Aug 20, 2010 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I believe there is
as she was demonstrating the move for me. Terrible game, fun meet up
by Katherine215 on Aug 20, 2010 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions
The first? one for Hossa's first game
Hell, I didn’t even have an account then, pointmesouth and I lurked in the corner until suddenly EVERYONE was great friends and doing shots to celebrate the hat trick of shorties
Go jump in Toews Lake.
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by shinkicker on Aug 23, 2010 8:45 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I'm voting St. Louis
Since it was the only one I was at.
Chicagoan in the Lou.
by Mike Martin on Aug 23, 2010 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions
My vote
Goes to the mini meetup we had at the Wild Goose for the SCF Game 6 for obvious reasons. Especially when we flipped Katherine’s car over and set it ablaze! ;)
St Louis was would have been first had it not been for the unfortunate incident where I sliced my shin between the 2nd and 3rd periods and spent the rest of the evening at STL University Hospital. I guess I’ll remember SCH until the day I die every time I look at the scar on my right leg.
"Kane is skating as if his mullet is on fire." - 6/9/10, 10:06PM CST
my car still has
some fire marks on it from that game. ah, memories!
by Katherine215 on Aug 24, 2010 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I think two more Catagories may be proper
Most Epic Comment Failure
Most Epic Troll (Both from SCH, and also another seen on SCH)
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Aug 21, 2010 3:12 PM CDT reply actions
Not that I want them called like Beetlejuice, but
I have to go with redtribe14 for both of the troll catagories. For epic comment failure, I would go with, uh, was it ccm? or csm that spouted off with his “The Hawks are going to lose and I quit” rant in the playoffs.
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
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by burpchelischili on Aug 21, 2010 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions
I would agree about Redtribe14
He was the dried crusty stuff at on the tip of an old and used douchenozzle.
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Aug 21, 2010 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I think Tribe takes the cake
Back off man, I'm a scientist
Bug Chucker Fly Fishing
by BigCSouthside on Aug 21, 2010 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions
There was an Ed something that
was a bit of jerk as well
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."
NIUHuskie224
for what he did at Nucksmisconduct
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."
Yeah that was pretty epic
But, he was forgiven and let back in for his repentance.
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Aug 21, 2010 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes he was forgiven
but that was a bit overboard
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."
Only by one or two AU's
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Aug 21, 2010 5:43 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Favorite gameday beer
I’m going with Vodka
Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people.
I don't know what the fuck you guys did with that one after I left.
Vodka and Newcastle? Sounds like that little feature went to shit pretty quickly.
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NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE
Trixie did a pretty good job
Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.
Hell mj
at least it’s not Hamms genuine draft light! I actually saw that stuff once for 2 dollars a case. which put it cheaper than Black Label, and Red White and Blue.
/shiver
/Note unceasing sarcastic laughter in background.
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by burpchelischili on Aug 22, 2010 5:10 AM CDT up reply actions
I tried
i even threatened, all to no avail.
Still, the best beer would have been the picks for the Preds series as it turned the series around, plus the beer was awesome. It was either raging bitch or some other one that looked like a predator.
The sun never sets on a badass
Raging bitch
I was trying to remember the name of that one. I thought it was perfect at the time. I believe you said it was a pretty damn good beer too.
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
it is a pretty good beer
i’m not a huge drinker of the Flying dog beers, but i do like what i’ve had of their beers pretty well.
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by puppetmasterp on Aug 25, 2010 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
I would drink it just for the name
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
all the Flying Dog beers have dog-related names
Raging Bitch, Doggie Style, Tire Bite, Horn Dog, etc…
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by puppetmasterp on Aug 26, 2010 8:18 AM CDT up reply actions
Flying Dog fucking sucks.
Other than Raging Bitch, which is great.
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NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE
you know what else is terrible
400 LB Monkey by Left Hand Brewing. It’s an english IPA, which sounds awesome, but it’s probably on my top 10 worst beers I’ve ever had list.
This was surprising to me because the Left Hand Milk Stout is pretty decent.
Ditto for Badgerdano
That's surprising
Left Hand is usually very good. If you ever find their “Good Juju” get it… it goes great with Asian food.
Went to the Oak Park Microbrew fest last Saturday and had some wonderful beers, though to be honest I was pretty drunk after an hour or so. Some of the standouts were Metropolitan Brewery and Flossmoor Station.
"I have only space enough to add: against the assault of desperate pandas nothing can stand."
-ChicoMaki (channeling Mark Twain)
by HungryHungryPanda on Aug 26, 2010 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions
i've decided i haven't done near-enough craft brew tasting this summer
and just told my friends that before i die (though preferably within the next year), I want to drag some of them on a Brewery Tour Road Trip of the upper midwest.
happy ninja is happy....and wants to share its new toy!
by puppetmasterp on Aug 26, 2010 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions
my favorite local microbreweries (from what I've had)
are Three Floyds and Half Acre. Half Acre’s Daisy Cutter, that’s the goods right there.
Three Floyds really specializes in pales, IPAs, and other hoppy beers, but they make some killer stouts too. The Black Sun Stout and the Moloko Milk Stout are top notch.
Ditto for Badgerdano
I like Two Brothers a lot
Domain Dupage is a classic, and Hopjuice is pretty awesome if you can find it.
"I have only space enough to add: against the assault of desperate pandas nothing can stand."
-ChicoMaki (channeling Mark Twain)
by HungryHungryPanda on Aug 26, 2010 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Flagged
no mention of Cane & Ebel
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NOW STOP IT RIGHT HERE
D'oh!
How could I forget…
I’ll blame it on the price, which has kept me from buying it for quite some time. For that price, I’m usually just going to drink Arrogant Bastard.
"I have only space enough to add: against the assault of desperate pandas nothing can stand."
-ChicoMaki (channeling Mark Twain)
by HungryHungryPanda on Aug 26, 2010 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
i've never had anything other than their Milk Stout
which i agree is pretty good. have you had any other Left Hand brews other than those two?
happy ninja is happy....and wants to share its new toy!
by puppetmasterp on Aug 26, 2010 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Note to Self
Do not confuse “Raging” with “Ragging”. It really does change the whole context of what you think you are reading, and what you think others are drinking!
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Aug 25, 2010 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Goose Island 312
All I drank during the finals. And that worked out okay.
Though I’ll give a second nomination for “Whatever was in my fridge and would calm my nerves for another period” as well.
Serious Question
When do we no longer refer to the Stanley Cup by its proper name when the Men of Four Feathers start to defend it, and once again try to raise the Big Shinny Thing/Noble 35 pound Drinking Chalice?
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Aug 21, 2010 5:55 PM CDT reply actions
It's ours for the year
I believe we can still call it by its given name until the playoffs start
Back off man, I'm a scientist
Bug Chucker Fly Fishing
by BigCSouthside on Aug 21, 2010 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Shouldn't that include the Playoffs?
It’s ours until somebody else takes it.
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."
I think that once we're playing for it again, it becomes taboo
Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.
That sounds alright to me
It’s good to see that you’re aware of the Hockey Gods even in the off season.
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."
they can still hear you.
Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.
What's with these deities always paying attention?
I need to find one with A.D.D.
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."
i like your drift
by the end of last season, i concluded that jinx theory makes religion look like science.
/knock wood
June 30, 2010. We will rue this day.
hockey gods and baseball gods are the only ones I believe in
so I try to keep them happy.
Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.
I do not know what I have done to piss off the Baseball God and make the Hockey God Happy
Buy I’m thinking the Hockey God needs to cross check the Baseball God until he gets his shit straight regarding my Baseball team.
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Aug 22, 2010 6:40 AM CDT up reply actions
the baseball gods have decided I'm not allowed to watch/listen to my team if I want them to win
so instead I’ll be watching the Cubs today.
Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.
If it worked that way for me, the Cubs would have 90-100 wins by now.
Hell that would not have lost until after Kaner buried The Goal in Philly!
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Aug 22, 2010 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions
reply fail?
Back off man, I'm a scientist
Bug Chucker Fly Fishing
by BigCSouthside on Aug 22, 2010 6:18 AM CDT up reply actions
How about a category for
superstition performed while watching last years playoffs and Stanley Cup Finals.
MIne was chewing on a toothpick(saved the last one from the championship game), sat in same seat with remotes facing certain direction while wearing a Blackhawk long sleeve t-shirt( I would switch between my grey one and my black one with the #5 and Konroyd’s name on it depending on if they lost the game before.)
I drank Miller lite the first post season game they won
so I was stuck with that as Game Day beer for the entire playoffs. That and I did not wear socks at all during the playoffs
Back off man, I'm a scientist
Bug Chucker Fly Fishing
by BigCSouthside on Aug 22, 2010 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions
We can put ONLY one????????????
Where to begin?
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Aug 22, 2010 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Updated, finally!
ok, so I’m going to issue a last call for nominees for all the categories. We’ve had lots of good stuff, let’s make sure it’s all on here! Then I will put together a survey for everyone to take once we finish the nominees.
PROBLEM
I can’t find a free survey site that allows more than 10 questions. Suggestions?? Someone could pay, but I am not that someone. I’ll do the labor, though.
I’m sort of stuck until I find a site, as I just wasted a good hour on a site that I discovered only allows 10 after I tried to enter question 11. dumb dumb dumb.
I saw this site and it allows 20 questions - not sure if reliable
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
Just realized it is only good for 10 days and up to 50 responses, so probably not worth it.
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
yeah, it seems to be
you get more questions, but fewer responses, or fewer questions but more responses. We need both!
by Katherine215 on Aug 27, 2010 9:12 AM CDT up reply actions
can you make multiple surveys with one account?
otherwise I’d be willing to create a survey with the next 10 questions. Of course, you’d need more people to finish the rest of the survey. Final alternative is that you can do voting on 10 categories at a time, I guess?
I think you can
or I can just create a couple accounts. I’ll save that as a last resort and see if anyone knows of another site.
Does anyone know anything about using Google forms? that was another option I found, but I wasn’t sure if i could send a link to the survey…
by Katherine215 on Aug 27, 2010 9:14 AM CDT up reply actions
I think you can link to the survey from Google Forms
but I haven’t played around with it often enough to know for sure.
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by chiblackhawks on Aug 27, 2010 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions
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