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"Let Them Eat Cake" - Answering Your Questions About The 2010-2011 Blackhawks (or just making fun of you)

Can. Not. Wait.

Well, it's that time.  We're three weeks out from the season, and though the memories haven't exactly been washed away (anyone of my FB friends will tell you how I'm doing with that), it's definitely time to at least look ahead.  After a summer purge, the Hawks could be he first defending champion to actually sneak up on people.  But it's more likely they'll still be targeted by every team, every night.  After all, you don't get two straight EA NHL cover boys and not draw some attention to yourself.  We asked you to provide the questions this year, and boy did you (and keep them coming).  Anyway, I'm going to start with some low-hanging fruit from Hawks61 because I feel the need to start slow.  And yes, I'm sure McClure and a host of others will be inserting a sex joke after that line.  Away we go!

Can Corey Crawford (aka Fitty) have a rookie season reminiscent of Antti Niemi?

A lot of people tend to forget this, but it was basically a split decision at the beginning of last season on whether Crawford or Niemi would back up Huet.  The prevailing thought was that the Hawks chose Niemi simply because he was on a one year deal and Crawford was on a two year, meaning he could accept a demotion and not stomp off the following summer out of frustration.  So there was a point in time when the Hawks clearly thought as much of Crawford as they did Niemi, and based on the placing of Niemi on his bike, you could argue that opinion hasn't changed too much. 

The Hawks have been waiting for Crawford for a long while now.  He's been the starter with the "A" affiliate for four years.  His numbers there aren't exactly jaw-dropping, but the Hawks haven't been loaded with defensive prospects either, as most of them were either in junior or with the big club (and based off what I saw of Shawn Lalonde at the Leafs rookie tourney, the Hogs aren't getting a lot of help just yet either).  Crawford's SV% has never cracked .910 and his GAA has never sunk below 2.59.  But again, I don't know how to read AHL numbers exactly.  What I do know is what I've seen, and for the most part, I've liked it.  Crawford is the complete opposite of Niemi, who relied on athleticism and reflexes to makes up for some wacky positioning and anticipation.  Crawford is positionally sound, and very controlled in net.  There have been times when in the NHL he's looked a little slow, and is susceptible to quick puck movement.  What I wonder about Crawford is how that style handles only being a spot starter.  Athleticism never goes away, timing does.  Feel does.  And Crawford relies on timing and feel a lot more than Niemi did. 

So the basic conclusion is I feel Crawford has a chance to be a very reliable backup, but I don't think he's going to seize the starting job unless disaster strikes.  Either way, it's time for him to prove he's an NHL-er or not.

Can Jordan Hendry make the same strides in his game like Hjalmarsson did last season?

No.  That was easy.  Look, we all like Jordan Hendry around here, but he is what he is.  He's got decent wheels, and decent size, but frankly is just a guy.  He'll turn 27 in February, as opposed to Hjalmarsson's 21, so he's close to his ceiling.  He can get murdered by a passionate forecheck, and brings nothing offensively, save for making Luongo look stupid (but then again, even stone-handed McClure could do that).  If Hendry is counted on to be anything than a last-pairing d-man, you'll find me hiding behind the couch.

As a Canadian, am I going to have to listen to the same garbage of how the Vancouver Canucks are the leading contenders to win the West when their goaltender is a fucking rebound machine?

Yes, you are.  And I don't know that it's total garbage.  While we all had a good chuckle at Dan Hamhuis in the first round last year, the addition of him and Keith Ballard is certainly better than what they had.  While the Canucks don't possess what you'd call a stud #1 d-man, they will probably ice three pairs that are #3-#4, and that could be a lot worse.  And the Hawks no longer possess the weapon that seemingly drove the entire province into madness (for reasons that really remain inexplicable, I mean, did Chris Pronger look the least bit perturbed?).  Unless Kyle Beach turns out to be everything I hope he is.  However, until the Canucks prove they're over what really killed them the past two springs -- that being the Children of The Corn and Alex Burrows unable to translate their regular season offense to the post-season -- I won't be convinced.  Also, this team's scoring depth isn't as awe inspiring as the Canadian media would have you believe.  But the Canucks are going to be very good again, they're going to win that division at a canter, and if you want to go far in the spring you'll probably have to cross paths with them.

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Speaking of Canadian goalies...

Reposting from the previous thread, but per Mirtle, Luongo has given up the captaincy. So no more Captain Rebound.

Now we just have to hope that they don’t hand the letter to one of the Children of the Corn.

by spokeinthebandwagon on Sep 13, 2010 12:27 PM CDT reply actions  

P.S.

Sam, it’s canter for the horse’s gait (“win at a canter”, i.e. win easily). A ‘cantor’ is the church official charged with leading liturgical music in the Catholic and Greek Orthodox churches. Not what I imagine you were aiming for with that quip.

by spokeinthebandwagon on Sep 13, 2010 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Glad that is cleared up.

I was worried about Sam, the Canucks and a religious experience. I thought we might lose him.

by stanfordron on Sep 13, 2010 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

idk. it could imagine

the Thing Brothers leading the rest of the roster in a singing session during warm-ups as hey shoot practice pucks at Lu…..

happy ninja is happy....and wants to share its new toy!

by puppetmasterp on Sep 13, 2010 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Canadian "Glee" ripoff?

Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.

by shinkicker on Sep 13, 2010 2:06 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Canucks

The Musical

My Father's name is Jack, and my Mother's name is Daniels...

by Joe Banks on Sep 13, 2010 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why don't you want a Sedin as Captain?

Bolland got in their heads well enough in Spring. I think if Kesler was Captain, he has the potential to man up & ignore that sort of thing, whereas I don’t get that from either of the Creepy Twins.

by Germware on Sep 13, 2010 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

you're probably right

but I just like to think an NHL Captaincy should have someone deserving in it, not just the guy who scores the most points. I think it’s better for the Hawks if they go with a Sedin, but maybe not the best example of a captain/leader.

by Katherine215 on Sep 13, 2010 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Erm, what are you trying to say?

You seem to be agreeing with me, but the way you’re saying it sounds like a disagreement…

by Germware on Sep 13, 2010 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think she might've missed the part where we want them to have a head case as captain

Go jump in Toews Lake.
Aubrey: old German for king of the elves. Huff: English for...huff.

by shinkicker on Sep 13, 2010 3:22 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

sorry, that was confusing

I was saying I agree, it would be better for the Hawks if a Sedin was captain because they’re both nuts. I just think an NHL captain should be the guy closer to a Toews-type guy on a given team, in this case Kesler.

Oh, never mind, that was just too hard to say and not worthwhile anyway.

by Katherine215 on Sep 13, 2010 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or perhaps

you’re just trying to get into mid-season shape by starting a fight even when you agree. ;-)

Yes. That’s an emoticon. Because my sarcasm button is also not yet in shape for the season. It spent most of the last month getting Kanefaced in Wrigleyville.

Our Cup.

by 334Rules on Sep 14, 2010 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

haha, i'm always up for a good fight!

but yesterday was more I had thoughts in my brain that weren’t translating through to the computer. I blame the computer.

by Katherine215 on Sep 14, 2010 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

Sooo... is it Mr. Rebound, or Ms. Rebound?

My Father's name is Jack, and my Mother's name is Daniels...

by Joe Banks on Sep 13, 2010 5:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, i thought he was 23 too

well in that case, he’s SOOOOO past his peak we might as well trade him.

happy ninja is happy....and wants to share its new toy!

by puppetmasterp on Sep 14, 2010 4:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

a defenseman is just reaching the start of the peak years at about 26 or 27

Preparing my psyche for the coming Capocalypse
Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Sep 14, 2010 8:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

umm...i was kidding....

i actually knew that tidbit already b/c i learned it from you!

happy ninja is happy....and wants to share its new toy!

by puppetmasterp on Sep 14, 2010 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

I have to agree on Hendry

He may be able to turn into a good 5/6 guy, and maybe has the potential to play in the NHL at the level of a typical 3/4 guy (the Hawks top 4 are far from typical – so he’d still be in a 5/6 slotting with the Hawks). But as he turns over into later 20s we’ve seen most of his potential realizes and he doesn’t figure to surprise us with untapped reserves of talent.

I tend to prefer the solid positional and good fundamentals goalies over the shaky guys with good reflexes/athleticism – so I’m hoping the Crawford realizes his potential better than Antii

Preparing my psyche for the coming Capocalypse
Confusion will be my epitaph.

by krome on Sep 13, 2010 1:23 PM CDT reply actions  

There was an NHL poll last pre-season Niemi vs Crawford

It was 50-50 When the season started. I’ve seen Crawford play a couple times in Rockford. Tallon had promised him the number 2 job right before he signed Huet, so he kinda got the rug pulled out from under him. Twice.

My Father's name is Jack, and my Mother's name is Daniels...

by Joe Banks on Sep 13, 2010 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's okay though

A coworker of mine knows Crawford, and said he’s kind of a dick. It sucks that Tallon did promise him the job…I wish him the best for this year though.

by PDiggy on Sep 13, 2010 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow, that really was some low hanging fruit

hawk61 = old man johnny knoxville?

Lord Stanley's new address: Sweet Home Chicago!

by ChicagoNativeSon on Sep 13, 2010 1:43 PM CDT reply actions  

You haven’t spent an entire season with me. It only gets worse from here on out.

Actually, I’m kind of like Toews I just seem to care enough to be good during the pre-season or the early ongoings of the regular season – the playoffs is where I make my money.

2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS
It's been a long journey but in the end it was all worth it, and I wouldn't have ever changed a thing. The feeling is so surreal, yet so real.

by hawks61 on Sep 13, 2010 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

the Crawford/Niemi comparison makes me think

that we just switched our dead-horse/goaltending debate from “positionally sound perfect butterfly”-Huet vs “athletic/good reflexes”-Niemi for “old but puck-handling athletic/good reflexes”-Turco vs “young positionally sound good fundamentals”-Crawford.

Is that just me?

by ahnfire on Sep 13, 2010 2:59 PM CDT reply actions  

wow, that was bigger than I thought it would be

feel free to insert sexual innuendo/jokes below, I know I walked in to it

I wake up in the morning and piss ecellence
Bug Chucker Fly Fishing

by BigCSouthside on Sep 13, 2010 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

thanks

I needed that

I wake up in the morning and piss ecellence
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by BigCSouthside on Sep 13, 2010 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

I figured

it’s not like you hear it in real life, right? :D Sorry, sorry, it was just too easy.

by Katherine215 on Sep 13, 2010 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

burn

I feel shame

I wake up in the morning and piss ecellence
Bug Chucker Fly Fishing

by BigCSouthside on Sep 13, 2010 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's the problem with the cap situation ...

I applaud Bowman for securing the strengths that led to the championship, but in doing so he wasn’t able to address any problems. Under the circumstances, I’d say this is a good problem to have and the vet with something to prove vs the hungry rookie could work.

by Billy Charlesbois on Sep 13, 2010 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

When I think of the goalie situation, I picture Highlander.

Turco is Ramirez, the old wise (drunk) swordsman, and Crawford is MacLeod, the inexperienced student. I expect the Hawks dressing room to look a lot like this:

But eventually, Ramirez has to go and MacLeod must be the one.

There are only two seasons in Chicago; Hockey and Construction.

by whiskeyboy on Sep 13, 2010 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

this movie is great

simply because the guy who is one of the most famous Scots in film plays a dude named Ramirez

I wake up in the morning and piss ecellence
Bug Chucker Fly Fishing

by BigCSouthside on Sep 13, 2010 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

In the end

there can be only one.

Duncan McLeod, of the Clan McLeod.

I liked the series more than the movie, actually, until it started getting really goofy towards the end.

Our Cup.

by 334Rules on Sep 14, 2010 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, the series about immortals that had to behead one another to gain knowledge started to get silly at the end.

There are only two seasons in Chicago; Hockey and Construction.

by whiskeyboy on Sep 14, 2010 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

someone was beheaded in Evanston today

I don’t know if he was trying to gain knowledge, though.

by Katherine215 on Sep 14, 2010 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

good post so far...be interesting to see the tougher questions.

as for the canadiens having to listen about vancouver being the best in the west, hasn’t that been the story for the past couple of years? I thought they were one of the odds on favorites for the cup…at least our lord and savior puck daddy seemed to think so. Personally I enjoy it when the canucks get hyped up..makes beating them taste just a little sweeter

when did you run into will smith!?

by desertindian on Sep 13, 2010 3:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Nope

Last year Calgary was favoured over Vancouver to win (for the most part).

by PDiggy on Sep 13, 2010 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

No … it was Vancouver. All. Season. Long.

2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS
It's been a long journey but in the end it was all worth it, and I wouldn't have ever changed a thing. The feeling is so surreal, yet so real.

by hawks61 on Sep 13, 2010 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Burnside's view (for what it's worth, i.e. not much)
@ESPN_Burnside
Van. GM Gillis and netminder Luongo meeting Mon. to discuss whether goalie should remain captain. And you wonder why no Cup parades in Van.

I’m not entirely sure what he’s saying here. At first, I thought it meant that he thought Luongo should still be Captain, which is blatantly wrong. But then I thought he could mean that the ’Nucks fans put too much pressure on their players, particularly Luongo. Am I giving him too much credit?

by Germware on Sep 13, 2010 3:54 PM CDT reply actions  

I think Burnside is stating that a lack of a clear-cut leader on the Canucks is hindering their Stanley Cup chances, and that there’s any debate over it speaks to that. To me, even for all his yapping at the Hawks last year, Kesler is the only choice if I’m picking a captain for Vancouver.

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by McClure on Sep 13, 2010 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nope

Second City Hockey

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Things have changed forever, we're the Ramblin' Boys of Pleasure

by McClure on Sep 13, 2010 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I for one, would consider him.

Though I’d side with McClure and pick Kesler. A leader with some balls (albeit cowardly ones), who busts his ass, leads by example and makes no excuses. Those intangibles that we’ve discussed round here that make him ideal to hate, but at the same time wish he was on your team… I just feel like the dude would be perfect captain material. Actually, just slightly sub-perfect. A perfect captain would be Johnny Toews.

It's the Chicago Blackhawks man...

by Campbell32 on Sep 13, 2010 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would like Kesler on any other team.

Bastard kind of grew on me in the Olympics and was one of the only ones not running his mouth like a dipshit during the playoff series.

by Katherine215 on Sep 13, 2010 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Also, he’s young enough to still be considered the future of the team for the forseeable future.
Also, don’t wanna alienate one of the corn children by making his bro captain and not him.

It's the Chicago Blackhawks man...

by Campbell32 on Sep 13, 2010 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Seems like there were one too many “futures” in that sentence. Redundant redundancy. Either that or a malfunctioning hot tub time machine.

It's the Chicago Blackhawks man...

by Campbell32 on Sep 13, 2010 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

good point

I guess I couldn’t get past my thoughts of Kesler as an asshole

I wake up in the morning and piss ecellence
Bug Chucker Fly Fishing

by BigCSouthside on Sep 13, 2010 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's because he is one

There are only two seasons in Chicago; Hockey and Construction.

by whiskeyboy on Sep 13, 2010 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't really consider him either

I don’t think he has that inspirational/motivational thing going for him, and Kesler does more than any other Canuck right now. But i think there’s a great chance the Canucks will pick Henrik…b/c they’re the Canucks and they have a habit of making whomever they think is their best player their captain. And right now, that’s Henrik.

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by puppetmasterp on Sep 14, 2010 4:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

There's the whole,

“he’s earned it thing.”
I think it’s not so much Henrik being the best player as his long list of accomplishments with the franchise that would make him a possible choice. It’d almost seem like a snub not to at least offer it to the guy.

It's the Chicago Blackhawks man...

by Campbell32 on Sep 14, 2010 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hence why Hendrik will get it. Since Trevor Linden they haven’t had decent captain – one that can actually lead a team (and don’t give me that Markus Naslund crap).

It’s Kesler for me, but what do I know.

2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS
It's been a long journey but in the end it was all worth it, and I wouldn't have ever changed a thing. The feeling is so surreal, yet so real.

by hawks61 on Sep 13, 2010 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

but

Kesler + microphone usually means unbridled stupidity.

Do I know what rhetorical means?

by cliffkoroll on Sep 13, 2010 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

just like burish + mic sometimes means unbridled stupidity

we tend to forgive the hawks because we love them, and I have a feeling Kesler would be the same in the indianhead.

it’s like Kane. I’m sure he’s a douchebag, but he’s our douchebag!

by blackhawkeyes on Sep 13, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, but our douchebag isn’t the captain or our team. Big difference

There are only two seasons in Chicago; Hockey and Construction.

by whiskeyboy on Sep 13, 2010 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Also, a guy like Kesler (or Kaner for that matter) is easier to forgive than a guy like Burish, by mere virtue of being really really good.

Loved the dude, just sayin, they’re not exactly on the same talent level.

It's the Chicago Blackhawks man...

by Campbell32 on Sep 14, 2010 12:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

Same would apply to a dude like Pronger wearing a C.

He’s a douche, he says a lot of stupid shit, but if it helps motivate the team and it equates to wins, that’s fine. He helps lead you to a cup, and the downside is being known as that asshole jerkstore team full of asshole jerkstores that plays asshole jerkstore hockey. Well worth it, IMO. Most fan bases would end up wearing it as a badge of honor.

It's the Chicago Blackhawks man...

by Campbell32 on Sep 14, 2010 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

I like the conversation you just had with yourself...

and I agree that it’s easier to forgive a great player. and I actually really enjoy Kane and others giving more colorful interviews over some of the more captain-y interviews with Toews.

Don’t get me wrong, I love Johnny, and I think he’s THE player you want as a captain, but I also love the entertainment (dare I say it…) of a Pronger-type guy. And like you said, it’s not all about the entertainment…if Pronger being a dick keeps pressure of their guys and leasd them to a win, it’s worth it.

by blackhawkeyes on Sep 14, 2010 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha....

message board etiquette I guess. Sometimes when I have two thoughts that directly follow one another, I’ll just post them like that, even though it’s still in response to the previous posters / general thread topic.
Also, I’m schizophrenic.

I think we’re pretty much in agreement on this issue anyhoo.

It's the Chicago Blackhawks man...

by Campbell32 on Sep 15, 2010 2:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

The issue being

Kane, douchebaggary (sometimes not a bad thing), and captaincy.
By now we’re probably in agreement on the schizo thing too.

It's the Chicago Blackhawks man...

by Campbell32 on Sep 15, 2010 3:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

Pronger is a Douche-Asshole who I hope gets run over by a bus!

He is not just talking to the media when he is being a prick, he is also talking to Hockey fans, so the cock-whore can get bent for his dipshit antics!

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Sep 15, 2010 5:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

I read this as

Hell no the goalie shouldn’t even be considered as captain and why are they still questioning it? There is no question – just pick anyone else on the team.

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

by stacie7 on Sep 13, 2010 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I could be wrong,

but it sounds like he is questioning why the goalie/current captain should be part of this decision-making process.

by stanfordron on Sep 13, 2010 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, I have exhausted the internet.

I just anonomously rec’d an entire thread in the Kessler/Sedin debate at Nucks Misconduct. It was about sweatpants, and it was SCH level hilarity.

Good night. I am done.

It's the Chicago Blackhawks man...

by Campbell32 on Sep 14, 2010 1:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

We do what we can to entertain

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Sep 14, 2010 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think its the dithering inherent

in the need to have a meeting about it. You wanna change captains? Change fucking captains. If Lu wants to cry about it, it proves you did the right thing, frankly. And I agree Kesler is the proper choice. He has leadership written all over him. I don’t know that Thing 1 isn’t a leader, just that Kess absolutely is.

Our Cup.

by 334Rules on Sep 14, 2010 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

Niemi vs. Crawford...

If I remember correctly, last year we had to send down Crawford instead of Niemi due to Niemi’s status at the time as he would have had to clear waivers to get sent down whereas Crawford did not. I think Crawford is basically what Sam described him as: a sound positional goalie that relies more on fundamentals as opposed to relying on athleticism to make saves.

What remains to be seen is whether Crawford can make the occasional sensational saves that need to be made, especially in the post-season. I am not saying this is true with Crawford, but sometimes players play down to the level of talent around them and some extended time in the NHL is just what Crawford needs to take his game to the next level.

The less a man makes declarative statements, the less apt he is to look foolish in retrospect.

by Overserved on Sep 13, 2010 5:04 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Here's a question:

How many time’s to EJ Hradek and Pierre LeBrun mention that Byfuglien is no longer a blackhawk when doing team breakdowns?

And while Anahiem returns to the locker room, Todd Bertuzzi is cuffed and returns to the squad car.

by Detroit Must Die on Sep 13, 2010 6:31 PM CDT reply actions  

didn't you get the memo?

he was the ONLY reason we won the Cup!!! We would have been better off losing a top 5 forward just to keep him!

by blackhawkeyes on Sep 13, 2010 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, ok then...

I was going to do this big deal about goalies and defensemen and guys we lost vs THE CORE, but fuck it…

Niemi vs Turco-Christ, take Marty.
Guys lost vs THE CORE….Fuck all of it, total points 186 GONE vs 471 CORE
FUCKING DUNCAN KEITH HAD 69 POINTS, GOOD FOR SECOND

DEFENSE WINS CHAMPIONSHIPS, SOUND FAMILIAR? SALUTE YOUR BLUE LINERS! KEITH, SEABROOK, KJALMARSSON, CAMPBELL, HENDRY, BOYNTON, SCOTT, HEY HOW BOUT THE RAT..

WE NEED TO GET COACH Q ONBOARD FOR 5 MORE YEARS OR SO….

SIGN COACH Q!
LET THE JOURNEY BEGIN TOWARDS LORD STANLEY’S CUP!

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Steven Tyler, Aerosmith's lead singer, after admiring the Stanley Cup

by Burt Lancaster on Sep 13, 2010 7:36 PM CDT reply actions  

I feel like I was just in the Dean's office getting yelled at for drinking in class.

Jesus dude, have a shot or something. Calm the nerves.

There are only two seasons in Chicago; Hockey and Construction.

by whiskeyboy on Sep 13, 2010 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I had a mental image

of a high school football coach yelling red-faced at some skinny freshman wide receiver who was cowering in a little chair. Probably because I was watching football at the time I read this.

by Katherine215 on Sep 14, 2010 10:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

He's BIG and ENTHUSIASTIC,

but Hawkynite is much more bold. And italicized.

It's the Chicago Blackhawks man...

by Campbell32 on Sep 14, 2010 12:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

don't forget all of those exclamation points!!!!!!!!!

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

by stacie7 on Sep 14, 2010 1:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

Just how bad did we look at the Leaf's tourney...?

Do I need to reset my hope?

"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson

by ccm on Sep 13, 2010 7:40 PM CDT reply actions  

The guys who suppose

to look good, did there job. Beach, Leddy, Morin, Markov and other various prospects. I’m looking forward to tuesday…

This is over. You can go ahead and order the autopsy now.

by derlemke on Sep 13, 2010 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

rrrrrrrrrrec

Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people.

by laaarmer on Sep 14, 2010 7:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

OT - Training Camp Fest

Does anyone need an extra ticket? It’s this Saturday, only $5 and will get you into the UC on the 100 level to watch the practice.

by Katherine215 on Sep 13, 2010 10:08 PM CDT reply actions  

I’m going to start with some low-hanging fruit from Hawks61

Well, this blog never ceases to amaze me. Trust me it’s nice to called to be hung-low … just not by a man you’ve never met personally, just on the internet, on a hockey blog at that. Oh well, take it when you get it I guess.

I think I’m starting to see the effects of this 3-month drink-a-thon because the whole time reading it I was like “I think those are my questions? … I’m fuckin’ sure they are?” and then you put my name to it and removed all doubt. Thanks Sam.

2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS
It's been a long journey but in the end it was all worth it, and I wouldn't have ever changed a thing. The feeling is so surreal, yet so real.

by hawks61 on Sep 13, 2010 10:49 PM CDT reply actions  

I can relate to this.
this 3-month drink-a-thon

When it was hockey season, I was on a drink-a-thon because: HOCKEY!
Now that I’m not, the drinking is the same because there’s no hockey and it’s FUN!

I guess that may be a sign of a problem. Though they say an addict is somebody who is unable to stop. And that doesn’t apply to me, since I can stop whenever I want to. Then again, I can’t imagine a time where I’d want to stop.

It's the Chicago Blackhawks man...

by Campbell32 on Sep 14, 2010 12:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

that triggered a thought

The Information, By Martin Amis

Somewhere in there, he talks about everything triggering the need for a drink, even reading the word ‘drink’ etc.

It gets so bad that the word ‘it’ becomes probelmatic, because a ’gin-and-it" is shorthand for a martini (it= italian vermouth.)

Semi-related: he describes the sensation of wanting a cigarette WHILE ALREADY SMOKING ONE. Show of hands- who’s been there?

Very hilarious book.

Do I know what rhetorical means?

by cliffkoroll on Sep 14, 2010 8:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

I would quite like to read this.

Looks right up my alley. If it’s not at Barnes and Nobel, I’ll have to order it when I get a functional address.

It's the Chicago Blackhawks man...

by Campbell32 on Sep 14, 2010 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

Here’s a couple more questions ….

Has it occured to anyone in Motown, or in the hockey circles, that Jimmy Howard may become the next Jim Carey, or Andrew Raycroft, or Steve Mason instead of the second coming of Terry Sawchuk?

And if blows up does anyone believe that Osgood can them to another division title, or does Nashville then become the #1 contender?

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by hawks61 on Sep 13, 2010 10:56 PM CDT reply actions  

But Osgood is the self proclaimed best goalie ever.

“just look at my stats”

(Never mind that I had Lidstrom, etc playing D in front of me)

Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people.

by laaarmer on Sep 14, 2010 7:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

According to the folks in Detroit, Osgood should be a 1st ballot Hall of Famer

Help help! I'm being repressed!

by chiavsfan on Sep 14, 2010 9:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

I thought Luongo was the best?

WTF is going on here only one of those Goal Tenders knocked out in the second round last year can be the best in the NHL! Which one is it? I’m so confused now.

Next thing someone is going to tell me the Hawks do not have a chance without a goon!

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Sep 14, 2010 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

We're OK we have out goon now.

Welcome John Scott. Let’s just hope he doesn’t pull a Carcillo and try to take out his own team.

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

by stacie7 on Sep 14, 2010 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

The brachiosaurus wouldn't do that.

Long necks stick together. They are a very loyal breed.

It's the Chicago Blackhawks man...

by Campbell32 on Sep 15, 2010 3:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

I always picture John Scott as a Cro Magnon man

Slightly protruding forehead, low level of intelligence, hell, he may be the missing link.

There are only two seasons in Chicago; Hockey and Construction.

by whiskeyboy on Sep 15, 2010 7:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

Someone had to replace Sopel

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

by stacie7 on Sep 15, 2010 8:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

John Scott was worth every penny for his play in NHL 11 alone. You can WRECK people with that guy.

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by HjammerTime on Sep 15, 2010 9:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

Looks like Littlefoot Scott ate his tree stars as a kid

Hopefully his heart will lead us to the Great Valley.

Pronger is a big mouth and a flyer?? Who knew?

Lord Stanley's new address: Sweet Home Chicago!

by ChicagoNativeSon on Sep 15, 2010 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

Nice.

Big mouth and flyer, definitely. As I believe, he’s also part doucher. This species didn’t show up until this though:


little dude on the lower right is douchebaggerus prongasaurus.

It's the Chicago Blackhawks man...

by Campbell32 on Sep 15, 2010 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

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