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Game Time: 7:30 PM
TV/Radio: CSN/WGN720
I'll Allow There Are Some Nice Folks There: Jewels From The Crown, Battle of California

Last we saw the Kings, it was at the tail end of the circus trip where the Hawks desperately needed two points to salvage a .500 road trip. They got it after a nearly perfect first period road on the road before things got a little more dicey in the remaining 40 with the Hawks staying strong and finishing out the circus trip with an even record.

Things have certainly changed a little bit since then.. For one, the Kings fired head coach Terry Murray about halfway through this month after a mediocre start to the year... a four game losing streak was the final nail in the coffin for him. Losing to the Habs ought to cost any coach his job at this point though. Taking his place, our old friend Darryl Sutter. Sutter has sparked a little bit of life in the team so far with points in his first three games (2-0-1). The wins against Phoenix and Anaheim and an SO-L against San Jose. So all three so far for Sutter have been close games but his first real test will come against the Hawks tonight.

Not that the Hawks are far and away better than teams like the Yotes or Sharks... they are a lot better than Anaheim though. The real real reason this will be a measuring stick game for the Kings is their recent record against the Hawks. The Hawks have won 7 straight against LA despite the two teams seeming pretty close on paper. That's why they play the game though.

Coming into the year, the Kings seemed like they were going to be led from the back on out with Jonathan Quick backstopping a scary defense and a more than a few forwards who could make the Kings a real threat in the already crowded Western Conference. Well... Quick has been pretty solid. We'll give 'em that. He's got a higher Sv% and lower GAA than in year's past but the rest of the team isn't really living up to their end of the bargain. The defense which seemed like it could potentially eat smaller teams, like the Hawks, alive doesn't quite have the snarl we all expected even if they still could remain among the top of the league.

Where the problems begin (and probably end) for the Kings is their absolutely anemic offense. The Kings are still a team that hasn't met a shot they haven't liked - meaning they'll fire them on net from every angle possible no matter how badly that may screw up their chances for puck possession or pressure. They're 11th overall in the league in SOG/G but dead last in actually getting some of those shots past the goalie. Mike Richards and Anze Kopitar are still the only Kings in double digit territory for goals. Kop is having a decent year for assists though with 24 on the year. That means Kopitar has just over 18% of all Kings assists. Shut him down and a lot of Kings scoring goes down with him.

For the Blackhawks - a somewhat surprising move as Corey Crawford will get yet another chance to show us he can be trusted with the #1 spot. He's had a solid couple of games but as Hack mentioned in the last game's wrap, he's far from perfect out there and is still fighting at times for saves that seemed routine for him last year. He could still be on a short leash but until he proves he can't handle it, I'd say Q trusts him as his starter again... at least til Friday.

The line up is almost sure to have some minor tweaks to it though. Daniel Carcillo has said he's ready to go while there's concern that Marcus Kruger could have a little bit more of a problem than we thought. After a few hard hits in the game against the Jackets, he missed practice yesterday and his status (at the moment of writing this) is unclear. With all of the major press being given to the concussions (is it possible for this to be the most talked about topic and for it to still under-reported on?) it is probably in everyone's best interest, most of all Kruger's, for him to sit until he's 100% ready. This is a really tough break for Dream Warrior as he's been playing a pretty solid stretch of hockey. THe point totals aren't there but his work on the second line has been a welcome relief. And really, point totals will come when you're playing with Hossa and Sharp.

Finally, Patrick Kane is also somewhat questionable after missing yesterday's practice with the flu. Kane seems to get the flu pretty often but I guess that's what happens when the only vitamin C you get is when you get an orange slice in your cocktail. Q is mum so far on whether he'll play but I'd bet he skates tonight despite any lingering illness.

Law of averages says the Kings are due to win a game against the Hawks sometime soon but just because the roulette ball has landed on red the last 7 times doesn't mean it won't do the same for an eighth. Their defense and goalie are strong but the team still struggles to score more than 2 goals a game far too often. The chances will be there if the Hawks want them.

Let's Go Hawks

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Hi, Bob LeDonne is resting quietly

The official report is upper-body injury; word on the tweets is too much eggnog.

by Paul the Fossil on Dec 28, 2011 11:38 AM CST reply actions  

Blackhawks Fantasy Faceoff

Is anyone else out there playing this game? I’m convinced there are tricks to accumulating points. How the hell does someone accumulate over 500points in a game? More and more it’s looking to me like it’s rigged.

If you have any tips on accumulating points, please enlighten me.

by wardrums on Dec 28, 2011 11:47 AM CST reply actions  

I play

and I can’t seem to understand it either. I usually try to go with the guys with high “multi’s” but never seems to work. I just do it now when I remember. Pretty annoying.

Why Q, why?!
"Watching a shootout is like admitting you watch Survivor or search the internet for porn."

by Jrs23 on Dec 28, 2011 12:12 PM CST up reply actions  

It is getting annoying...

because i cracked the top 100 for awhile. For instance, I had both Bolland and Stalberg plugged in on Monday and still got smoked.

I’ve gone to picking players with the high multipliers, but that hasn’t been much help. I can see getting beat by 50 to 100 points – but by 250 on Monday? There has to be a trick.

by wardrums on Dec 28, 2011 12:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Unlike the Kings, the roulette ball

does not know it has landed on red the last seven times in a row.

by stanfordron on Dec 28, 2011 11:52 AM CST reply actions  

Re: Kaner & the flu

Hopefully somebody tells him there’s no way he can look decent playing with the flu, and he decides to go all “fuck you” on it.

An opinion should be the result of thought, not a substitute for it. (Jef Mallett)

by 334Rules on Dec 28, 2011 11:52 AM CST reply actions  

Crawford in nets too

Apparently they’re gonna stick with the hot hand till it cools

by 2883 on Dec 28, 2011 11:53 AM CST reply actions  

At least Quenneville is using the word "close" in regards to Kruger

Then again, he also said he didn’t know where the blow came from that re aggravated the head injury.

by JesusMarianHossa on Dec 28, 2011 11:57 AM CST reply actions  

Well Monty is in

And Carcill is out. So with Kruger out too, that means Scott to the 4th line. Hope Carcillo can be back on Friday

Why Q, why?!
"Watching a shootout is like admitting you watch Survivor or search the internet for porn."

by Jrs23 on Dec 28, 2011 12:13 PM CST up reply actions  

that certainly beats the hell out of an O'D/Scott tandem

i don’t mind when either are the sixth man – but 5th and 6th could cause problems

by wardrums on Dec 28, 2011 12:19 PM CST up reply actions  

flec'd for Firefly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-lN7V4_Gx0
"I know, Chicago will be cold, tomorrow,
Let's cash in on our thin blood and have another one."

by Chels Dag on Dec 28, 2011 2:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Green'd for Firefly.

There are some who call me........Tim?

Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!

Fuck Radim Vrbata.

by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Dec 28, 2011 2:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Browncoated for Firefly

you guys see that, right?

Well….here I am.

Maybe it's booze, maybe it's glue, maybe it's gasoline. Maybe it's a gunshot to the head. But something. Something to relieve the pressures of their everyday life, like having to tie their shoes.

by hairhelmet on Dec 28, 2011 4:18 PM CST up reply actions  

got it Captain Tightpants

SCH moderator (may the force be with me) and tweets @tivogoddess

by stacie7 on Dec 28, 2011 5:24 PM CST up reply actions  

More like

Oh god Oh god, the first three lines will get the majority of the minutes with the 4th line playing about seven total….

by SLAZZ on Dec 28, 2011 5:56 PM CST up reply actions  

I don’t get nearly as scared, truth be told, when it’s a home game. But John Scott should never be skating forward minutes on the road.

www.mjt.org

by ChicoMaki on Dec 28, 2011 1:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Kaner played with strep throat on Monday

Damn. I had strep throat early this year and I might as well have been dead for how I was feeling.

by girlphoenix on Dec 28, 2011 12:28 PM CST reply actions  

I had it as a kid, and it seemed like it was just a really long sore throat. I guess there must be different severities.

by TKHO on Dec 28, 2011 12:51 PM CST up reply actions  

It was the worst I ever had it

I got it a lot as a kid but it was worse when I got it as an adult.

by girlphoenix on Dec 28, 2011 12:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Ugh yea, as someone who gets sick all the time, despite vitamins, flu shots, and pneumonia shots

I definitely think it only gets worse the older you get and the more often you get it.

"Well now you're just talking like Foghorn Leghorn!"

by justforkicks on Dec 28, 2011 1:43 PM CST up reply actions  

agreed

I had strep throat 5 times a couple years ago. Worst 8 months eva.

by Skags on Dec 28, 2011 3:03 PM CST up reply actions  

5 times?! damn you must have been miserable

"Well now you're just talking like Foghorn Leghorn!"

by justforkicks on Dec 28, 2011 3:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I had it like that as a kid.

It becomes immune to the medicine and you just end up getting it like a week after you finish the meds. Ended up needing my tonsils removed and have had it only once since then.

by Katherine215 on Dec 28, 2011 3:10 PM CST up reply actions  

I think some folks are more prone to infections in different areas

my wife (who is a flight attendant) rarely gets colds anymore, but when she does it’s always a horrendous throat – centered one.

by Waylon on Dec 28, 2011 3:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep, same here

If I get a cold, it’s always minor in my nose but comes with a really wretched cough that takes longer to go away than the rest of the cold.

by Katherine215 on Dec 28, 2011 4:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Sarah Spain giving Mr. Fels and the CI a little bit of love!
SarahSpain Sarah Spain
FYI – If you’re a #Blackhawks fan and you don’t get @2ndcityhockey ‘s “The Committed Indian” gameday newsletters, you’re missing out.

by JesusMarianHossa on Dec 28, 2011 1:19 PM CST reply actions  

Aw, that’s nice of her. You think she’d fly up here to Nova Scotia so I could thank her for spreading goodwill?

www.mjt.org

by ChicoMaki on Dec 28, 2011 1:31 PM CST up reply actions  

I was aware of that before I clicked “post” … and although I didn’t initially mean to sound like a 10-year-old, I did want to sound like one immediately after writing it.

www.mjt.org

by ChicoMaki on Dec 28, 2011 1:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Sarah Spain

Haven’t seen her in quite some time. I now regret that fact. Women who are into/reporting for hockey are awesome enough, and then when you stack being gorgeous on top of it…

by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Dec 28, 2011 7:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Checked for a seat but nothing was "in my range" for me alone

I’ll either be drinking at the house or if anyone is around the schaumburg/streamwood area for a “few” beers

Why Q, why?!
"Watching a shootout is like admitting you watch Survivor or search the internet for porn."

by Jrs23 on Dec 28, 2011 1:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Sold my seats

I can only handle 1 game in a given week. Opted for SCUM. Should be a good tilt tonight. You missed Stan Mikita by one game as the Alumni autographer.

by JesusMarianHossa on Dec 28, 2011 1:52 PM CST up reply actions  

hm, that would have been nice oh well

just hoping they beat the law of averages for a W tonite, its my brother’s girlfriend’s first hockey game

by putmeinthemadhouse on Dec 28, 2011 2:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Tonight is Gerry Korab

Who I have absolutely no recollection of. I’m sure some of the elder dudes around here can fill us in though.

by JesusMarianHossa on Dec 28, 2011 2:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Basically,

he was the 70s John Scott.

by stanfordron on Dec 28, 2011 2:13 PM CST up reply actions  

he had a moustache and big collars?

enough of the niceties: time for the eye-gouging..
and yes, I probably *should* be asleep right now!

by mightymike D on Dec 28, 2011 2:14 PM CST up reply actions  

I was just thinking

big, strong and slow. (But “slow” was more effective back then).

by stanfordron on Dec 28, 2011 2:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I was right about the moustache, anyway..

enough of the niceties: time for the eye-gouging..
and yes, I probably *should* be asleep right now!

by mightymike D on Dec 28, 2011 2:25 PM CST up reply actions  

He was better than Clutterbuck, let alone Scott

A regular on three different Finals teams, and twice an All-Star (with the Sabres). In his prime he was among the better two-way defensemen in the league.

by Paul the Fossil on Dec 28, 2011 3:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't know that he was more skilled

as much as the game was better designed for that skill package back then.

by stanfordron on Dec 28, 2011 3:09 PM CST up reply actions  

This.

"What doesn't kill us makes us stronger"

by Joe Banks on Dec 28, 2011 6:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Got a puck from a Korab slapshot

deflected up the 1st balcony by Canadiens goalie Rogatien Vachon.

My serenity is inversely proportional to my expectations.

LET’S GO HAWKS!!!!!

by ballyb on Dec 28, 2011 6:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Rogie

was one of my faves. It was hard to hate the Habs back then. Too many quality guys.

by stanfordron on Dec 28, 2011 6:45 PM CST up reply actions  

What does Foley call Kopitar?

Anzay?
Anchay?
Anshay?
Kopitar?

Karpotsev?

Odds?

Hold My Stones

by laaarmer on Dec 28, 2011 2:02 PM CST reply actions  

Anze’s Slovenian.

stay still. shut up. pay attention. adopt as signature moves.
bitches couldn't possibly know about my modal epistemology
Twitter

by JuliaM on Dec 28, 2011 2:13 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

lol.

This is really funny the way I’m reading it in my head.

by Katherine215 on Dec 28, 2011 2:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Like with a possessive? Heh.

stay still. shut up. pay attention. adopt as signature moves.
bitches couldn't possibly know about my modal epistemology
Twitter

by JuliaM on Dec 28, 2011 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

No, I can't really explain it.

More deadpan, I guess. I don’t know, I laughed, and really, that’s all that matters. :)

by Katherine215 on Dec 28, 2011 3:04 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

I gotta give you a rec every time you go into eastern European dude mode. Makes me chuckle every time.

Let's Go Hawks!

by K_Dog on Dec 28, 2011 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

woah, formatted weird when I put #

Number 2 or 3 is what it should read.

Jersey Records:
Away Bolland 6-2-3, Home Hjalmarsson 7-4-0, WC Kane 10-3-1

by Bwana on Dec 28, 2011 2:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Really like the color on this one

Now I just gotta find out where I can buy it.

by JesusMarianHossa on Dec 28, 2011 2:21 PM CST up reply actions  

California

or the internets…

Second City Hockey
June 9, 2010

by Killion on Dec 28, 2011 3:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Finally cracked

the Hoppy Feet from Clown Shoes the other night during the 1st period — it seemed apropos. If you like hops — and I do — a wonderful brew.

An opinion should be the result of thought, not a substitute for it. (Jef Mallett)

by 334Rules on Dec 28, 2011 2:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Hockey and ancient history and beer.

You can’t beat that hat trick. Throw in some Shakespeare and we’re set for life.

I plan to live forever, or die trying.

by Sparky The Barbarian on Dec 28, 2011 3:37 PM CST up reply actions  

I know this is off topic....

but i had the worst nightmare….and i woke up freaked out, but I couldn’t remember what the nightmare was….and then today at work, i was slacking off and reading up on the NHL, and I see a picture of the Sedins, and i remember what the nightmare was, i had a nightmare that the Nucks won the Cup…..Uuuuuuugggggggghhhhhh….i hope it was not a sign of things, but rather my brain playing tricks on me, because I noticed the other day how the Nucks jumped in the standings

by Special Agent Dale Cooper on Dec 28, 2011 2:18 PM CST reply actions  

not to worry

You know how dreams are interpreted to be something totally unrelated to the literal dream itself. It probably means you’re competing with a coworker or something. Or you have repressed sexual impulses towards marine mammals.

Let's Go Hawks!

by K_Dog on Dec 28, 2011 2:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Can't wait, can't wait, can't wait!

In town from Seattle for our first game experience at the UC!! Will also be there Friday for the Scum game!!

by ToewsFatherInLaw on Dec 28, 2011 2:23 PM CST reply actions  

I'm excited for you

You’re going to have a blast. I guarantee it.

Let's Go Hawks!

by K_Dog on Dec 28, 2011 2:26 PM CST up reply actions  

USA, USA

Please NHL.com feed don’t be shitty

by girlphoenix on Dec 28, 2011 2:41 PM CST reply actions  

is the NHL.com video a live feed?

It’s really good quality.

Let's Go Hawks!

by K_Dog on Dec 28, 2011 2:50 PM CST up reply actions  

As far as I know

It’s a good feed but because it’s so good, it lags and gets jumpy for me. I’d rather have a somewhat shitty one that plays consistantly

by girlphoenix on Dec 28, 2011 2:53 PM CST up reply actions  

nice thanks for posting

I’m able to watch this online since i’m not at home this works great

Why Q, why?!
"Watching a shootout is like admitting you watch Survivor or search the internet for porn."

by Jrs23 on Dec 28, 2011 3:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Really?

I get it on Direct TV and I do not think I bought the second tier.

by stanfordron on Dec 28, 2011 3:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I do, too.

But I have an old plan because I’ve been a customer forever, so maybe that’s why.

by Katherine215 on Dec 28, 2011 3:09 PM CST up reply actions  

heh

“Tenderize the beef in the offensive zone”

Let's Go Hawks!

by K_Dog on Dec 28, 2011 3:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Holy shit

Tickets on the Ticket Exchange are excessively expensive for tonight. 300 level seats are going for 218….damn

by BodomSlayer on Dec 28, 2011 2:55 PM CST reply actions  

All the college students are home

would be my guess. Can’t be THAT many people stoked to see the Kings.

An opinion should be the result of thought, not a substitute for it. (Jef Mallett)

by 334Rules on Dec 28, 2011 2:59 PM CST up reply actions  

That's what I was thinking.

I thought it would be nice to see a game with my new sweater but oh well.

by BodomSlayer on Dec 28, 2011 3:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Guaranteed,

that is it.

My serenity is inversely proportional to my expectations.

LET’S GO HAWKS!!!!!

by ballyb on Dec 28, 2011 4:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Confession

Some sucker paid $260 ea. for my tickets tonight. Normally I don’t price gouge but I’m trying to pay off my Christmas shopping. Usually I just sell for face or 10-15% markup.

by JesusMarianHossa on Dec 28, 2011 3:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Nice.

I got tickets last year third row in section 108 for $150 each last year.

by BodomSlayer on Dec 28, 2011 3:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm Goin Git You SUCKA

Anyone else love that movie?

“Senior Citizens Mugging Competition”

I do stuff for CheerTheAnthem

by HjammerTime on Dec 28, 2011 3:12 PM CST up reply actions  

yes

a classic film.

Let's Go Hawks!

by K_Dog on Dec 28, 2011 3:13 PM CST up reply actions  

You want to see price gouging

Check the prices for the tickets on Friday. Holy crap. $325 for a 300 level seat? That’s insanity.

The best was just setting a price alert for the Cup Finals tickets two years ago and getting the e-mail that said, “Dear X, we found tickets in your price range!” … I think the highest I got was a 100 level seat for $4,500. You have to wonder what some people paid to attend those games.

by JesusMarianHossa on Dec 28, 2011 3:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I paid

$120. Even the team was gouging!

An opinion should be the result of thought, not a substitute for it. (Jef Mallett)

by 334Rules on Dec 28, 2011 3:22 PM CST up reply actions  

how is it gouging

if someone willingly pays the price? It’s not like selling a bottle of water for $20 to someone dying of thirst.

Price. A fair price. That’s not what you say it is, and it’s not what I say it is… It’s what the market will bear. Now there’s people – and I know ‘em – who’ll pay a lot more than $25,000 for a healthy baby. Why, I myself fetched $30,000 on the black market. And that was in 1954 dollars.

We like our people!

by cliffkoroll on Dec 28, 2011 3:55 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm the row behind the cutoff

15th row is $102. I want to say 14 down to row 2 is like ~$140. On the glass, last I heard, was approaching $300.

by JesusMarianHossa on Dec 28, 2011 3:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Fantastic question

I have an affinity for my family seats, 17 rows up right on the goal-line where the Hawks shoot twice. I think first row in that 200 level on the blue line either side where the Hawks shoot twice would be pretty badass. Plus you don’t have to deal with big crowds downstairs or the po white trash upstairs :)…….

I do stuff for CheerTheAnthem

by HjammerTime on Dec 28, 2011 3:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I quite enjoy the 300 level

It is easy to see most of the game and nine times out of ten is usually not very obnoxious. Unless, of course, you get an idiot next to you who wants to see your phone instead of the game.

by BodomSlayer on Dec 28, 2011 3:31 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't mind the 300 level either. I'll be up there tonight.

I’m eventually going to try to get tix up there. I can’t afford the family seats if my old man ever decides to walk away.

I do stuff for CheerTheAnthem

by HjammerTime on Dec 28, 2011 3:32 PM CST up reply actions  

My last game up there

The guy next to me started telling me we don’t 20 minute OTs anymore because no one would want that in a TV contract. That was exciting…

by BodomSlayer on Dec 28, 2011 3:34 PM CST up reply actions  

I would do it

wonder how much the pricing would be but if he ever gives up on it, i’m sure I would cover the cost

Why Q, why?!
"Watching a shootout is like admitting you watch Survivor or search the internet for porn."

by Jrs23 on Dec 28, 2011 3:34 PM CST up reply actions  

It's a lot

More than I could ever dream. I’ll be upstairs the second it happens. For now, I’m enjoying the good seats. You can talk about the people around you all you want, the experience of watching a game down there is fucking amazing.

I do stuff for CheerTheAnthem

by HjammerTime on Dec 28, 2011 3:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Being on the boards is awesome

other than that I’d rather be higher and have a better view of the game.

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I like our guys, especially these guys.
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by DesertHawk on Dec 28, 2011 3:41 PM CST up reply actions  

I've wondered what it was like in the 200 level

Seems like you’re still really close, but yet you get the nice birds-eye view like you get up higher.

I’ve never watched from the 100 level before, but I have tickets for the Feb game vs. St. Louis. Really, really looking forward to it.

Let's Go Hawks!

by K_Dog on Dec 28, 2011 3:34 PM CST up reply actions  

My experience with the 100 level

is that it’s full of office parties that think a hockey game is a social event. They spend the whole time on their phone or talking to the people around them never watching the play at all. And frequently they stand in front of you yakking at their friends in the row behind you blocking your view of the game you paid 400ish bucks to see the Hawks get their asses handed to them by the team you could have watched at home for about 50…

Curator of Dark Side of the Five Hole
I like our guys, especially these guys.
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by DesertHawk on Dec 28, 2011 3:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Which is to say that sounds like quite a stereotype.

You can’t really avoid that in certain pockets. When companies have seats and give them away you’re going to get the folks who fell into tickets and know nothing about hockey. Maybe my section is an outlier…

I do stuff for CheerTheAnthem

by HjammerTime on Dec 28, 2011 3:42 PM CST up reply actions  

That was my personal experience

whether or not it’s a stereotype of Hawks’ games now is moot. I paid a lot of money to even get tickets to the game in the lower level as it was my wifes first game at the UC, not to mention the cost of getting myself and family from Tucson AZ to Chitown to watch the game, and much of the experience by the incredibley rude people around where I was seated, I’ve been to 3/4 other games at the UC and never experienced anything like that, but I’ve always been in the 200 or 300 level. The fact that the Hawks got their asses kicked by the Coyotes and looked like garbage on the ice that game doesn’t help my impression of being in the 100 level.

Curator of Dark Side of the Five Hole
I like our guys, especially these guys.
Unapologetic apologist for hockey South of the Mason/Dixon

by DesertHawk on Dec 28, 2011 3:45 PM CST up reply actions  

*experience was tarnished...

stupid lack of ability to edit

Curator of Dark Side of the Five Hole
I like our guys, especially these guys.
Unapologetic apologist for hockey South of the Mason/Dixon

by DesertHawk on Dec 28, 2011 3:47 PM CST up reply actions  

seriously?
the po white trash upstairs

Lucky for you daddy’s got nice tickets. >:- l <— (I’m an asshole)

Unless it’s a one-goal game, the 100 level looks like there was a bomb scare with about five minutes left. every.fucking.game.

And don’t get me started on the douchers in the boxes.

We like our people!

by cliffkoroll on Dec 28, 2011 4:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Hence the smiley face.

Plus I thought it was well established that I hate everyone equally?

I do stuff for CheerTheAnthem

by HjammerTime on Dec 28, 2011 4:05 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah i figgered

that’s why i added my “I’m an asshole” face.

I too hate everyone equally.

except for the 100 level. y’all get an extra dollop.

We like our people!

by cliffkoroll on Dec 28, 2011 4:08 PM CST up reply actions  

You know what ain't fair? We pay more for seats but an equal amont for beer.

That ain’t fair! Who do I talk to about this? I probably shouldn’t be talking this much shit about 300 level since I’ll be up there tonight.

I do stuff for CheerTheAnthem

by HjammerTime on Dec 28, 2011 4:12 PM CST up reply actions  

so i'm at the season ticket holder party

waiting in line for Hjammer’s autograph, listening to the (I’m guessing) North Shore douchenozzle in front of me moaning to his girlfriend about the indignity of it all, being forced to wait in line with the hoi polloi for autographs.

Paraphrasing: “They should have a night for the really big swinging dicks like me who shell out major coin, then another night for these low life riff raff.”

was that you?

We like our people!

by cliffkoroll on Dec 28, 2011 4:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Also, to clarify...

I have a small bent dick and I shell out a drop in the bucket for said tix.

I do stuff for CheerTheAnthem

by HjammerTime on Dec 28, 2011 4:42 PM CST up reply actions  

sounds exactly like the old Stadium boxes

we used to jeer at the “suits” in those seats who made the beeline for the trains as soon as the 3rd period was half over, whether the Hawks were in front or not. And they rarely made any noise of support whatsoever – the more things change…

by Waylon on Dec 28, 2011 4:46 PM CST up reply actions  

We were up there most of the dark ages

I loved it. Really easy to get concessions and walk around. Fucking bomb-ass seats too. Everyone always shits all over the downstairs but I’ve never really gotten it other than thinking it was just cheap class warfare.

The people around me are almost always the same people (season ticket holders) and they are just as in to it as the people are upstairs.

I do stuff for CheerTheAnthem

by HjammerTime on Dec 28, 2011 3:37 PM CST up reply actions  

At the glass behind the goal was of course my favorite

but other than that I would have to say I preferred the 200 level seats over most of the 100 level ones I have been in.

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by stacie7 on Dec 28, 2011 5:29 PM CST up reply actions  

I've been in all levels including on the glass and in the boxes

(It’s nice to have wealthy friends)

I have a great picture of Jeff Shantz gettng his face absolutely smushed into the glass. And I’ve got one of Brett Hull missing a penalty shot (picture taken from directly behind the goal).

I liked the boxes best because I got free food and could watch replays when needed. Otherwise, each section has its own advantages. I’ve been in the 300s the most and that’s where my (eventual) wife and I attended our first game together so it has sentimental meaning for me as well. (Man, I miss being able to see the Hawks in person!)

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by Preacher000 on Dec 28, 2011 5:35 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't mind the 300 level either

I used to work for a doctor that had season tickets. Once he found out I was a hockey fan he would give me the tickets for the games he couldn’t attend.

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by stacie7 on Dec 28, 2011 5:41 PM CST up reply actions  

I guess it's pretty obvious

where I think is the best. We’re at center ice, with a great view of the entire surface. I’ve sat on the glass about at the circles before. The action was exciting, but forget about seeing much of the game; pretty much watching TV with a stiff neck once the puck went back out of that zone.

I used to sit 13th row right behind the net Hawks shot at twice at the Barn. Those were pretty sweet, I have to say, and since it was before netting, you really had to pay attention!

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by 334Rules on Dec 28, 2011 3:25 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah

Before that netting it seemed like every game there was someone who wasn’t paying attention and ended up eating a puck. Ouch.

Let's Go Hawks!

by K_Dog on Dec 28, 2011 3:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't know why

but I can’t stop laughing about that.

by stanfordron on Dec 28, 2011 4:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s hilarious.

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by JuliaM on Dec 28, 2011 4:35 PM CST up reply actions  

We're most often in 321 in the second row

as our portion of shared season-ticket pair. It’s a pretty good view, right on the goal line where the Hawks shoot at twice. I’ve been in the 200 level once or twice and also the skyboxes at that level a couple times. Those are terrific views but if I got my pick I’d probably choose first row of 300 level right at the red line.

But then again maybe not, for a different reason: the meatheads in the 300 level are seriously getting to be a disincentive. My wife and I were just talking about this. We’ve sat in several different 300-level sections during the past three seasons and, at least during the regular season, there’s always one or two mouth-breathers right near us who really detract from the experience. I suppose this is just me getting old because of course it’s nothing new, but the loud overt and REPETITIVE stupidity is more and more getting to be oppressive.

I mean it never changes, never gets any less stupid, and these chuckleheads just will NOT shut up! Never thought I’d say it, always loved the second balcony in the old barn, but…I might soon have to pick the ignorant socialites down below over the braying jackasses who pollute the 300 level.

by Paul the Fossil on Dec 28, 2011 4:13 PM CST up reply actions  

only one thing gets folks in our section truly agitated,

failing to wait for the whistle.

That and standing up for every shot, particularly when you’re already in the 1st row.

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by 334Rules on Dec 28, 2011 4:28 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I've never sat on the glass

But I’d probably agree. I sat in the corner of the 100 level 3 years ago for a Nucks game about 5 rows off the ice. In the opposite end, when they’d go into the corners, I couldn’t see a damn thing.

I lucked into the tickets I have now as I share them with a couple others. If I had my choice, I’d sit in the 300 level center and have my season tickets there. My name is still on the waiting list and has been for about 4 years. If and when they call me, that’s where I’d like to get a 2 seat package.

by JesusMarianHossa on Dec 28, 2011 3:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Awesome.

Lets hope for an economic calamity that somehow doesn’t affect us….easy Hawks tickets!

I do stuff for CheerTheAnthem

by HjammerTime on Dec 28, 2011 3:29 PM CST up reply actions  

tbh, I think you'll need for the Hawks to really suck

more than an economic calamity. The turnover the last couple years has been like 1% and the economy has kind of sucked for most of that time.

by Katherine215 on Dec 28, 2011 4:14 PM CST up reply actions  

fixed

Who says Hawks fans aren’t should be committed?

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by mightymike D on Dec 28, 2011 4:42 PM CST up reply actions  

fixed
Who says Hawks fans aren’t should shouldn’t be committed?

We like our people!

by cliffkoroll on Dec 28, 2011 5:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Good luck.

I’ve been on the list since the day after they started it in 09, and no one is giving up tickets. I bug my ticket agent all the time and it’s the same old story.

He also told me it’s just one list for all levels and they offer whatever’s available. Not sure that’s true or not since I’ve never been offered any, just my partial plans.

by Katherine215 on Dec 28, 2011 4:13 PM CST up reply actions  

yuk

know that story.. 15 year wait list for Arsenal and no one knows how long the wait is for Munster Rugby.. however, excellent conversation overheard recently in pub among three elderly STH:

“Sure, Jerry, at your age you can’t even see the fuckin’ pitch anymore.. time to let someone make better use of them”

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by mightymike D on Dec 28, 2011 4:21 PM CST up reply actions  

At least you weren't dropped..

My buddy and I had a half season plan after the lockout, 100 level about 15 rows up behind goal Hawks shoot twice, very nice. The year after Rocky took over we didn’t get a call back to renew, and were told they had turnover with ticketing personnel and we “must have fallen through the cracks, sorry your seats no longer available” We were offered 300 level seats, but sticking to principle, we said no.

by mojitousa on Dec 28, 2011 5:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Only lower level seats on StubHub are $400 per.

The guy who bought them from you is scalping $280.

My serenity is inversely proportional to my expectations.

LET’S GO HAWKS!!!!!

by ballyb on Dec 28, 2011 4:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Sold.

My serenity is inversely proportional to my expectations.

LET’S GO HAWKS!!!!!

by ballyb on Dec 28, 2011 5:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Wondered

where everyone had gone…

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by DesertHawk on Dec 28, 2011 3:19 PM CST reply actions  

I wore my Stan Mikita jersey Monday, I'll wear my Bobby Hull jersey tonight.

The jersey that performs the best will get the call on Friday versus Scum

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by Sparky The Barbarian on Dec 28, 2011 3:31 PM CST reply actions  

I no likey the USA jersey

U S A

No periods, no flaggy thing. Muy better

Hold My Stones

by laaarmer on Dec 28, 2011 3:39 PM CST reply actions  

there's a period after each letter?

I hadn’t noticed that. Terrible idea. Agree on the swooshy flag thing too…needs to go.

Let's Go Hawks!

by K_Dog on Dec 28, 2011 3:47 PM CST up reply actions  

no, there aren't

laaarmer what chu talking about with the periods?

Let's Go Hawks!

by K_Dog on Dec 28, 2011 3:48 PM CST up reply actions  

No no period now

S/B just a U S A on the front. No names on the back. Or they should all be Washington

Hold My Stones

by laaarmer on Dec 28, 2011 3:48 PM CST up reply actions  

FUCK BERNSTEIN

Took a full-blown meatball “Kaner Flu” call and agreed that he probably wasn’t sick since, quote, “the story changed from flu to strep throat”.

by CjSax on Dec 28, 2011 4:13 PM CST reply actions  

I've always thought so.

It’s kind of like how everything is coke in some parts of the country.

by Katherine215 on Dec 28, 2011 4:27 PM CST up reply actions  

and

he’s lazy

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by 334Rules on Dec 28, 2011 4:30 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Trade him?

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by Marty-notimportant-Turco on Dec 28, 2011 4:31 PM CST up reply actions  

use Kaner to sweeten the deal when we trade Stals..

maybe get a third round pick for him?

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by mightymike D on Dec 28, 2011 4:33 PM CST up reply actions  

and assists just grow on trees these days

we should just trade him and bring back ben smith(!)

"Well now you're just talking like Foghorn Leghorn!"

by justforkicks on Dec 28, 2011 5:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Trade time...

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by mightymike D on Dec 28, 2011 4:31 PM CST up reply actions  

If Kaner (note the IF) was not sick last season

And was in fact hung over, and with all the press that came his way over that accusation, I would be hard pressed to believe he would even RISK doing it again (if at all for a first time) from that fallout and potential GM-HC to Kaner Talking at session that would have followed.

He seems to motivated, dedicated, lazy and focused.

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This seems to be fixed, Hawks PP = 19.84% but PK is now broken at 78.18%

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Dec 28, 2011 4:32 PM CST up reply actions  

zang!

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by mightymike D on Dec 28, 2011 4:35 PM CST up reply actions  

I should tell my wife that! lol

Preemptive Palomino, lets talk political stuff elsewhere .
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This seems to be fixed, Hawks PP = 19.84% but PK is now broken at 78.18%

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Dec 28, 2011 4:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Can't stand listening to the SCORE at all anymore

It’s like the 7th grade boys locker room most days. The level of intelligence and insight is staggeringly underwhelming.

Do you ever have dejavu?
Didn't you just ask me that?

by Preacher000 on Dec 28, 2011 5:38 PM CST up reply actions  

they were all

‘hungover’ in one way or another last season. But this meme of Kane underperforming due to partying is ridiculous. When I was 23 I could party my ass off and still kick ass and take names, and I wasn’t nearly in Kane’s class of physical fitness. Youth is a beautiful thing.

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by 334Rules on Dec 28, 2011 4:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I'm not even surprised by this shit anymore

"Well now you're just talking like Foghorn Leghorn!"

by justforkicks on Dec 28, 2011 5:14 PM CST up reply actions  

I have the Hawks 7th in the NHL now

With a score of 2.138. BOS to no surprise in Numero Uno with a perfect score of 3.000. I have the Kings below .500 (1.500) at 1.242, 18th in the NHL.

Since November 21, when the Hawks were at their lowest score of 1.413, it has been a steady but sure climb into elite team territory.

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Dec 28, 2011 4:22 PM CST reply actions  

It was weird at the beginning of the season

but now watching the WJC, I miss seeing numbers on the front of the helmets too

by girlphoenix on Dec 28, 2011 4:24 PM CST reply actions  

3-1 To Finland? Someone blingee a crying eagle, stat.

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by JuliaM on Dec 28, 2011 4:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Get John Gibson out of there

What a shit performance on 3 of the 4 goals.

by JesusMarianHossa on Dec 28, 2011 4:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Why not play your two international medal winning goalie

against a team that has a chance of winning instead of Denmark? How many good players are there from Denmark?

by girlphoenix on Dec 28, 2011 4:45 PM CST up reply actions  

really?

i thought they were really flukey, the last one aside.

by putmeinthemadhouse on Dec 28, 2011 4:53 PM CST up reply actions  

The 3nd goal went off a skate, so that's not on him

That 2nd one… WOOF. That’s a Luongo type softie. Right through the legs at a cool 2 MPH.

by JesusMarianHossa on Dec 28, 2011 4:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Better they lose now and fix their shit for when it counts, I suppose.

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by JuliaM on Dec 28, 2011 4:43 PM CST up reply actions  

while I'm sad for you all..

I kind of like seeing Finland do well.. I know a bunch of Finns (Swedish-speaking minority) and they’re good (if crazy) folk..

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by mightymike D on Dec 28, 2011 4:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Because no matter how they start

they know how to Finnish?

I’ll let myself out…

Maybe it's booze, maybe it's glue, maybe it's gasoline. Maybe it's a gunshot to the head. But something. Something to relieve the pressures of their everyday life, like having to tie their shoes.

by hairhelmet on Dec 28, 2011 5:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Usually I do too.

Love me some Suomi. Just. Not against the US.

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by JuliaM on Dec 28, 2011 4:51 PM CST up reply actions  

New to SCH, so greetings to all. I saw the Kings game in LA over Thanksgiving. Observations:
1. Kings fans are disrespectful- they were yelling anti-Blackhawks comments throughout the national anthem. That’s one advantage to the UC.
2. Kings fans almost never cheer for their own team. Virtually 100% of audible comments were anti Hawks
3. The only good thing about seeing a game at Staples Center (besides that the Hawks won) was when Cartman came on the screen to yell “Let’s Go Kings” – funny. It wasn’t quite as funny the 50th time they did it though.
4. Although clueless, there’s no cause of concern for personal safety – fans are too mellow

by Hawk 4 Life on Dec 28, 2011 4:36 PM CST reply actions  

welcome!

and that Cartman thing stopped being funny the second time they did it.. by the fiftieth I’m reading to start laying hands on people!

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by mightymike D on Dec 28, 2011 4:37 PM CST up reply actions  

I agree on the Cartman thing.

Funny the first time…caused my ears to bleed worse and worse each time I heard it.

by BodomSlayer on Dec 28, 2011 4:39 PM CST up reply actions  

alright mate!

quick question: I emailed you back but recently checked my “sent” folder and it wasn’t there.. did you get a reply? if not I’ll retype and resend!

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by mightymike D on Dec 28, 2011 4:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Nothing there, sir.

Unless you’re the one sending me all those remodify my non-existent mortgage emails lol.

by BodomSlayer on Dec 28, 2011 4:47 PM CST up reply actions  

that's just my sideline..

Ok, I’ll try and recapture the “magic” …

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by mightymike D on Dec 28, 2011 4:50 PM CST up reply actions  

It might be in drafts?

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by Germware on Dec 28, 2011 5:46 PM CST up reply actions  

nope..

I did think about that.. oh well.. and it was such a good email

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by mightymike D on Dec 28, 2011 5:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, I realised after hitting "post"

that I’d done so about an hour later than would be useful. And it’s always the funniest/most useful ones that go missing, isn’t it?

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by Germware on Dec 28, 2011 5:52 PM CST up reply actions  

not to worry..

you’re in Glesgie, right? Is it a warzone?

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by mightymike D on Dec 28, 2011 5:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Ohh, bloody hell, I didn't notice that score

Rangers fans will be feeling suicidal tonight. I take it you know about the points gap in early November, aye?

To be honest, if fans were thinking about having a fight, they’d have to get indoors first; winds of up to 90mph today.

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by Germware on Dec 28, 2011 6:00 PM CST up reply actions  

yup, I'd heard..

looks like Glasgow weather may be coming to the rescue tonight!

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by mightymike D on Dec 28, 2011 6:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Hello there!

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by stacie7 on Dec 28, 2011 5:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Welcome

You might want to read this guide to SCH nicknames/memes to make sense of pretty much anything that’s said around here.

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by Germware on Dec 28, 2011 5:45 PM CST up reply actions  

So THAT's what a Carcillo Steamer is....

Maybe it's booze, maybe it's glue, maybe it's gasoline. Maybe it's a gunshot to the head. But something. Something to relieve the pressures of their everyday life, like having to tie their shoes.

by hairhelmet on Dec 28, 2011 5:46 PM CST up reply actions  

I always thought there should be

a “Welcome To SCH video”.. maybe that scene in Fear And Loathing with all the lizards in the hotel bar.. “And someone’s giving them booze!!”

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by mightymike D on Dec 28, 2011 5:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Funny story

Don’t try to watch that film while under the influence of something other than alcohol. Just don’t.

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by Germware on Dec 28, 2011 6:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I once tried that very expirement

with ‘Naked Lunch’. There were more than two things wrong with that title under the circumstances.

Maybe it's booze, maybe it's glue, maybe it's gasoline. Maybe it's a gunshot to the head. But something. Something to relieve the pressures of their everyday life, like having to tie their shoes.

by hairhelmet on Dec 28, 2011 6:06 PM CST up reply actions  

your typo in the headline..

actually kind of makes more sense..

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by mightymike D on Dec 28, 2011 6:09 PM CST up reply actions  

I just read the plot synopsis on Wikipedia

What the fuuuuuuuuuck?

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by Germware on Dec 28, 2011 6:10 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think its available on DVD

in our part of the world.. but worth importing

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by mightymike D on Dec 28, 2011 6:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Wikipedia is more confusing than the book

and the movie does an admirable job of trying to condense the book into some sort of auditory/visual representation, but…unless one does not have reading capabilities, the book is the best way to expireience (sicfmmD) the work.

Maybe it's booze, maybe it's glue, maybe it's gasoline. Maybe it's a gunshot to the head. But something. Something to relieve the pressures of their everyday life, like having to tie their shoes.

by hairhelmet on Dec 28, 2011 6:17 PM CST up reply actions  

it's true..

been a while since I reread that one.. job for tomorrow!

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by mightymike D on Dec 28, 2011 6:19 PM CST up reply actions  

better that

than Naked Lunch. THAT was sone trippy shit.

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by 334Rules on Dec 28, 2011 6:07 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

was this a shared experience?

good (if crazy) film.. the book even more so..

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by mightymike D on Dec 28, 2011 6:08 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't know 334

but we may have shared the experience, albeit in a different place and time.

Maybe it's booze, maybe it's glue, maybe it's gasoline. Maybe it's a gunshot to the head. But something. Something to relieve the pressures of their everyday life, like having to tie their shoes.

by hairhelmet on Dec 28, 2011 6:19 PM CST up reply actions  

we

went to different schools together

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by 334Rules on Dec 28, 2011 6:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Serendipitously enough

I went to the same college as Peter Weller.

Maybe it's booze, maybe it's glue, maybe it's gasoline. Maybe it's a gunshot to the head. But something. Something to relieve the pressures of their everyday life, like having to tie their shoes.

by hairhelmet on Dec 28, 2011 6:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Thanks to all for welcomes

The SCH is fun reading, but I think I need to get a cold beer to read it from A-Z. Not that far far along, but several good laughs already. BTW, what’s the trick with bolding a headline? I’ve tried a couple of things (including the listed website reco) and nothing works. Must be clumsy me.

by Hawk 4 Life on Dec 28, 2011 5:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, you just need to type in the subject line

above the main body of the comment-writing area.

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by Germware on Dec 28, 2011 6:02 PM CST up reply actions  

The subject line is always bold

Other items can be bolded by highlighting the word and hitting the capital “B” right above the box.
/internet boyscouted

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by hairhelmet on Dec 28, 2011 6:04 PM CST up reply actions  

and/or bracketing it with *

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by mightymike D on Dec 28, 2011 6:07 PM CST up reply actions  

a couple tricks

1. use the “z” button on your keyboard to go to the next unread comment (very important during the GDT’s
2. hit the “up” button at the bottom of a post to see the original comment that person replied to
3. always use a title when posting pictures (so people can close the picture if they want)
4. go under the “actions” button on a post to “rec” it, “flag” it, etc.

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by stacie7 on Dec 28, 2011 6:09 PM CST up reply actions  

except

the rec will show up as a flag until you refresh. Thus the term “flec’d.”

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by 334Rules on Dec 28, 2011 6:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

of course there's

6. Always treat any comment by mightymike D the way you would the mewing of a lost kitten drowning in soup
7. Laaarmer is hell on wheels until he’s had his coffee
8. Put titles on pictures/gifs unless you want to have your head as an internal organ courtesy of an Ahngry Pahnda..
9. It’s neither Big nor Clever to joke about Waylons
10. So, in reference to the above post, I’d have to question whether Kane is in fact fit or actually just hungover

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by mightymike D on Dec 28, 2011 6:17 PM CST up reply actions  

and

5. Piss Stacie off at your own risk.. she’ll mess your face up.

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by mightymike D on Dec 28, 2011 6:12 PM CST up reply actions  

When did I become the mean mod?

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by stacie7 on Dec 28, 2011 7:36 PM CST up reply actions  

I think this is the most organised we've been in welcoming someone

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by Germware on Dec 28, 2011 6:13 PM CST up reply actions  

we should do this again next time

Maybe it's booze, maybe it's glue, maybe it's gasoline. Maybe it's a gunshot to the head. But something. Something to relieve the pressures of their everyday life, like having to tie their shoes.

by hairhelmet on Dec 28, 2011 6:18 PM CST up reply actions  

ich weiss nicht

I plan to live forever, or die trying.

by Sparky The Barbarian on Dec 28, 2011 4:58 PM CST up reply actions  

German...Finnish

they’re the same, right?

Maybe it's booze, maybe it's glue, maybe it's gasoline. Maybe it's a gunshot to the head. But something. Something to relieve the pressures of their everyday life, like having to tie their shoes.

by hairhelmet on Dec 28, 2011 5:45 PM CST up reply actions  

No

because the Germans couldn’t finnish.

by stanfordron on Dec 28, 2011 5:46 PM CST up reply actions  

I literally made that same bad joke

2 minutes before you

Maybe it's booze, maybe it's glue, maybe it's gasoline. Maybe it's a gunshot to the head. But something. Something to relieve the pressures of their everyday life, like having to tie their shoes.

by hairhelmet on Dec 28, 2011 5:48 PM CST up reply actions  

So we kinda HAVE to be CZE now

And at least get to OT against Canada. If USA doesn’t make the medal round, people are going to wonder why Campbell didn’t play against Finland.

by JesusMarianHossa on Dec 28, 2011 5:06 PM CST reply actions  

You’ll beat the Czechs … and ya, that us/you game just became more interesting than it already was.

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by ChicoMaki on Dec 28, 2011 5:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Good Jeebus

still 90 minutes to gametime. Knocking off work early seemed like a good idea, but. . .

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by 334Rules on Dec 28, 2011 6:06 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

also, wtf just realized the winter classic is monday at 1, and my office isn't closed that day

does it ever replay on on versus or anything? i don’t have dvr

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by justforkicks on Dec 28, 2011 6:10 PM CST reply actions  

I know last year's was put up on Hulu and it might this year too

I looked up some tv listings and it’s supposed to replay on NHLN 3 times the next day. At 2am, 10am, and 1pm. I’m pretty sure those are central times though

by girlphoenix on Dec 28, 2011 6:22 PM CST up reply actions  

i really really hope this years is too!!!

thanks for checking, but ugh those times are the worst.

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by justforkicks on Dec 28, 2011 6:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Swedes squandered a 3-1 lead, tied now

How do they do OT, etc in IIHF competitions?

by girlphoenix on Dec 28, 2011 6:46 PM CST reply actions  

extended OT maybe?

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by justforkicks on Dec 28, 2011 6:51 PM CST up reply actions  

that's what I thought but not sure

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by justforkicks on Dec 28, 2011 6:51 PM CST up reply actions  

It seems like 5 mins of 4 on 4

I’m wondering if there will be a shootout

by girlphoenix on Dec 28, 2011 6:52 PM CST up reply actions  

just found it
The rules for overtime change in the medal round:

In the quarterfinals, semifinals and bronze-medal game, a 10-minute overtime period is played if there is a tie in regulation. If the game is still tied at the end of that OT period, it goes to the same shootout procedure as above.

Should the gold-medal game end regulation tied, a 20-minute overtime period is played. If there is still no winner at the end of the 20 minutes, the shootout procedure is the same.

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by justforkicks on Dec 28, 2011 6:56 PM CST up reply actions  

woops and the above that is referenced is
No games can end in a tie at the World Junior championship. If the game is tied at the end of regulation during the preliminary round, there is a five-minute overtime followed by a shootout, if no winner is decided in extra time. The shootout is initially three rounds. If there’s still no winner after the first three rounds of the shootout, any player from either team can shoot as many times in order to break the tie.

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by justforkicks on Dec 28, 2011 6:57 PM CST up reply actions  

according to Kuc

there’s no Westgarth tonight.. poor Fluffy will just have to be rubbish all on his own

enough of the niceties: time for the eye-gouging..
and yes, I probably *should* be asleep right now!

by mightymike D on Dec 28, 2011 7:30 PM CST reply actions  

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