SCH Through The Ages Part 1 (UPDATED BECAUSE AHN SAID SO)
Recent research in Chicago-area archives has turned up what seems to be a 19th Century predecessor to Second City Hockey. Fragments have been found of "The Chicago Area Pond Hockey Circular For Discerning Gentlemen" (the Victorians thought 'Snappy Title' meant 'Earl') which appears to be a from of newsletter that would be circulated between correspondents, each one adding a "comment" beneath the last.
Needless to say this was a rather slow and cumbersome way of having a goalie controversy. This first example seems to be discussing the "Chicago Heathen Savages" defeating a team from Detroit. I should add that, despite some remarkable similarities, all correspondents names are entirely fictional and any resemblance to current SCH types is purely coincidental)
And there is more...
There appears to be a lengthy 19th century discussion about the Coaching Situation...
and Finally..
Some gentleman who prefers to disport among the gutter-snipes has his tainted say..
It appears that, even in more Genteel times, the conversation could quickly turn nasty and wander into strange and contentious politics. Here, the subject is the various European power blocs of the late 19th Century and things are getting heated.
Interestingly, this spat brings about the first appearance of the "Ladies Of Moderation" who interject into the menfolk's fulminations to bring things back to a more even keel.
Which sorted that out nicely. Then as now, etc.
Professor Bartimus O'Brannigan, TCD
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I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHO MADE THAT LAST COMMENT, DAGNABBIT!
Solely for posterity of course, so we may document the premier instance of “comment of ill repute.” (currently referred to as “trolling”)
Hilarious stuff. Well played, ole chap.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Dec 10, 2011 10:45 PM CST reply actions
it goes on for another four pages
in what was known, in those days, as a “To Blazes With You Conflagration”.. Sadly most of it is pretty illegible as green ink tends to fade over time..
enough of the niceties: time for the eye-gouging..
and yes, I probably *should* be asleep right now!
by mightymike D on Dec 11, 2011 2:30 AM CST up reply actions
Apologize for pussies not liking my fucking coarse language my ass!
Though I hope none of the ladies here are offended by my remarks.
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Dec 11, 2011 12:28 PM CST reply actions
just for that
MTHFTABDAH is going to have a starring role in the next installment.. or so Professor O’Brannigan tells me through the choked sobs..
enough of the niceties: time for the eye-gouging..
and yes, I probably *should* be asleep right now!
by mightymike D on Dec 11, 2011 12:36 PM CST up reply actions
My delicate sensibilities are definitely offended
You glorious bastard
I'm on the twitters @tivogoddess
Absolutely fantastic good sir!
Beautius J. Beautius!
"What is icing?"
"Well, uh... icing appen when uh the puck come down... bang, you know, before the other guys, nobody there, you know. My arm go comme ça then the game stop then start up."
I'm impressed
b the penmanship. Ye Olde blog dwellers were a learned bunch.
Maybe it's booze, maybe it's glue, maybe it's gasoline. Maybe it's a gunshot to the head. But something. Something to relieve the pressures of their everyday life, like having to tie their shoes.
I know
that Trinigan font that they all seem to write in…
enough of the niceties: time for the eye-gouging..
and yes, I probably *should* be asleep right now!
by mightymike D on Dec 11, 2011 5:53 PM CST up reply actions
I'm fucking knocked on my ass
at how those douchey dickheaded relics could make any damn sense to each other with such fucking meager vocabularies.
Nice one.
If graffiti changed anything it would be illegal
I laughed pretty hard at this
All I got.
by JesusMarianHossa on Dec 13, 2011 4:09 PM CST reply actions
what you should have said is..
“Well, at first glimpse of this latest travesty from the pen of mmD, I, at first, did wince.. then, after a full evening of gaiety, did chance upon it again and in my State did find it Hilarious…”
enough of the niceties: time for the eye-gouging..
and yes, I probably *should* be asleep right now!
by mightymike D on Dec 13, 2011 6:32 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah... Uh... That's what he meant to say.
(Great work, btw… Absolutely top notch!)
Smooth. (on rare occasions)
and there's a "Part 2"
of this ready to go.. God Help Us All..
enough of the niceties: time for the eye-gouging..
and yes, I probably *should* be asleep right now!
I was half expecting
one of them to mention Teemu Selanne since he was just starting his career back
by pang off the post on Dec 14, 2011 11:45 AM CST reply actions
and there goes the article I was making
about Odie’s rookie season..
enough of the niceties: time for the eye-gouging..
and yes, I probably *should* be asleep right now!
by mightymike D on Dec 14, 2011 12:48 PM CST up reply actions
If Taft was President
than he was already in his 5th season.
by pang off the post on Dec 14, 2011 4:06 PM CST reply actions
arf!
enough of the niceties: time for the eye-gouging..
and yes, I probably *should* be asleep right now!
by mightymike D on Dec 14, 2011 4:10 PM CST up reply actions
Some one has WAY too much time on his hands
And I am glad of it. Thanks for sharing.
I plan to live forever, or die trying.
by Sparky The Barbarian on Dec 15, 2011 9:34 AM CST reply actions
This is truly wonderful.
stay still. shut up. pay attention. adopt as signature moves.
bitches couldn't possibly know about my modal epistemology
Twitter
You really are a funny guy
I mean . . . the way you do a fan post, you know. . . .
Didn't I have a helmet when I came in here?
by Tomas (not Kopecky) on Dec 17, 2011 9:27 AM CST reply actions
don't worry, no Goodfellas incident here..
mainly because your sig just made me spit coffee…
enough of the niceties: time for the eye-gouging..
and yes, I probably *should* be asleep right now!
by mightymike D on Dec 17, 2011 9:40 AM CST up reply actions
Well done old chap, whereas in Olde Chicagoe, Mrs O'Leary's cow caused the Great Fire, you must not forget to describe how Olde Vancoufire's conflagration began...
No Swagger, No Dagger
woudln't that be fyre?
Hold My Stones
by laaarmer on Dec 19, 2011 8:22 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
soooon
my muse needs time (she’s down the pub now, in fact)
in the meantime, I’ll tack on the ones from the thread….
enough of the niceties: time for the eye-gouging..
and yes, I probably *should* be asleep right now!
by mightymike D on Dec 22, 2011 12:44 PM CST up reply actions

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