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SCH Through The Ages Part 1 (UPDATED BECAUSE AHN SAID SO)

Recent research in Chicago-area archives has turned up what seems to be a 19th Century predecessor to Second City Hockey. Fragments have been found of "The Chicago Area Pond Hockey Circular For Discerning Gentlemen" (the Victorians thought 'Snappy Title' meant 'Earl') which appears to be a from of newsletter that would be circulated between correspondents, each one adding a "comment" beneath the last.

Needless to say this was a rather slow and cumbersome way of having a goalie controversy. This first example seems to be discussing the "Chicago Heathen Savages" defeating a team from Detroit. I should add that, despite some remarkable similarities, all correspondents names are entirely fictional and any resemblance to current SCH types is purely coincidental)

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And there is more...

There appears to be a lengthy 19th century discussion about the Coaching Situation...

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and Finally..

Some gentleman who prefers to disport among the gutter-snipes has his tainted say..

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It appears that, even in more Genteel times, the conversation could quickly turn nasty and wander into strange and contentious politics. Here, the subject is the various European power blocs of the late 19th Century and things are getting heated.

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Interestingly, this spat brings about the first appearance of the "Ladies Of Moderation" who interject into the menfolk's fulminations to bring things back to a more even keel.

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Which sorted that out nicely. Then as now, etc.

Professor Bartimus O'Brannigan, TCD

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I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHO MADE THAT LAST COMMENT, DAGNABBIT!

Solely for posterity of course, so we may document the premier instance of “comment of ill repute.” (currently referred to as “trolling”)

Hilarious stuff. Well played, ole chap.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Dec 10, 2011 10:45 PM CST reply actions  

it goes on for another four pages

in what was known, in those days, as a “To Blazes With You Conflagration”.. Sadly most of it is pretty illegible as green ink tends to fade over time..

enough of the niceties: time for the eye-gouging..
and yes, I probably *should* be asleep right now!

by mightymike D on Dec 11, 2011 2:30 AM CST up reply actions  

This is hilarious

Ahhh, the old days.

www.mjt.org

by ChicoMaki on Dec 11, 2011 8:52 AM CST reply actions  

Apologize for pussies not liking my fucking coarse language my ass!

Though I hope none of the ladies here are offended by my remarks.

Preemptive Palomino, lets talk political stuff elsewhere .
Recovering rec whore, and SCH's resident troll and lemming.
This seems to be fixed, Hawks PP = 19.44% but PK is now broken at 76.92%

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Dec 11, 2011 12:28 PM CST reply actions  

just for that

MTHFTABDAH is going to have a starring role in the next installment.. or so Professor O’Brannigan tells me through the choked sobs..

enough of the niceties: time for the eye-gouging..
and yes, I probably *should* be asleep right now!

by mightymike D on Dec 11, 2011 12:36 PM CST up reply actions  

My delicate sensibilities are definitely offended

You glorious bastard

I'm on the twitters @tivogoddess

by stacie7 on Dec 11, 2011 10:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Absolutely fantastic good sir!

Beautius J. Beautius!

"What is icing?"

"Well, uh... icing appen when uh the puck come down... bang, you know, before the other guys, nobody there, you know. My arm go comme ça then the game stop then start up."

by anActiveStick on Dec 11, 2011 1:34 PM CST reply actions  

I'm impressed

b the penmanship. Ye Olde blog dwellers were a learned bunch.

Maybe it's booze, maybe it's glue, maybe it's gasoline. Maybe it's a gunshot to the head. But something. Something to relieve the pressures of their everyday life, like having to tie their shoes.

by hairhelmet on Dec 11, 2011 5:19 PM CST reply actions  

I know

that Trinigan font that they all seem to write in…

enough of the niceties: time for the eye-gouging..
and yes, I probably *should* be asleep right now!

by mightymike D on Dec 11, 2011 5:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Love this. Great job mmD!

"Well now you're just talking like Foghorn Leghorn!"

by justforkicks on Dec 12, 2011 6:14 PM CST reply actions  

I'm fucking knocked on my ass

at how those douchey dickheaded relics could make any damn sense to each other with such fucking meager vocabularies.

Nice one.

If graffiti changed anything it would be illegal

by ratbite on Dec 12, 2011 10:02 PM CST reply actions  

what you should have said is..

“Well, at first glimpse of this latest travesty from the pen of mmD, I, at first, did wince.. then, after a full evening of gaiety, did chance upon it again and in my State did find it Hilarious…”

enough of the niceties: time for the eye-gouging..
and yes, I probably *should* be asleep right now!

by mightymike D on Dec 13, 2011 6:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah... Uh... That's what he meant to say.

(Great work, btw… Absolutely top notch!)

Smooth. (on rare occasions)

by Powrfwd37 on Dec 22, 2011 9:22 AM CST up reply actions  

and there's a "Part 2"

of this ready to go.. God Help Us All..

enough of the niceties: time for the eye-gouging..
and yes, I probably *should* be asleep right now!

by mightymike D on Dec 13, 2011 6:33 PM CST reply actions  

I was half expecting

one of them to mention Teemu Selanne since he was just starting his career back

by pang off the post on Dec 14, 2011 11:45 AM CST reply actions  

and there goes the article I was making

about Odie’s rookie season..

enough of the niceties: time for the eye-gouging..
and yes, I probably *should* be asleep right now!

by mightymike D on Dec 14, 2011 12:48 PM CST up reply actions  

If Taft was President

than he was already in his 5th season.

by pang off the post on Dec 14, 2011 4:06 PM CST reply actions  

arf!

enough of the niceties: time for the eye-gouging..
and yes, I probably *should* be asleep right now!

by mightymike D on Dec 14, 2011 4:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Some one has WAY too much time on his hands

And I am glad of it. Thanks for sharing.

I plan to live forever, or die trying.

by Sparky The Barbarian on Dec 15, 2011 9:34 AM CST reply actions  

This is truly wonderful.

stay still. shut up. pay attention. adopt as signature moves.
bitches couldn't possibly know about my modal epistemology
Twitter

by JuliaM on Dec 16, 2011 9:01 AM CST reply actions  

You really are a funny guy

I mean . . . the way you do a fan post, you know. . . .

Didn't I have a helmet when I came in here?

by Tomas (not Kopecky) on Dec 17, 2011 9:27 AM CST reply actions  

don't worry, no Goodfellas incident here..

mainly because your sig just made me spit coffee…

enough of the niceties: time for the eye-gouging..
and yes, I probably *should* be asleep right now!

by mightymike D on Dec 17, 2011 9:40 AM CST up reply actions  

so...

where’s part 2? and 3, 4, etcera, etcera….

SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.

by ahnfire on Dec 22, 2011 12:36 PM CST reply actions  

soooon

my muse needs time (she’s down the pub now, in fact)

in the meantime, I’ll tack on the ones from the thread….

enough of the niceties: time for the eye-gouging..
and yes, I probably *should* be asleep right now!

by mightymike D on Dec 22, 2011 12:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Beauty Eh!

Smooth. (on rare occasions)

by Powrfwd37 on Dec 22, 2011 3:36 PM CST up reply actions  

I love these mmD, keep them coming!

"Well now you're just talking like Foghorn Leghorn!"

by justforkicks on Dec 22, 2011 2:47 PM CST reply actions  

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