I incorrectly thought that Sam would be doing the Puck Daddy eulogy for the Red Wings again this year, so I finished up a photoshop project that I had fiddled with towards the end of the season in case he might want to use it. Unfortunately (for me only), Ryan Lambert got the honor of receiving countless death threats from the Scum faithful this season. Plus, he and his epic, um, "photoshops" are much funnier than me and mine.

If you've never watched "No Country for Old Men" or just need a refresher to appreciate the humor, watch this...

And without further ado, here is my "illustrated eulogy" for our more intimate viewing pleasure. I didn't want it to go to waste - like the Wings did. (/wells up)

Enjoy?

Here's one that I did a couple of days ago. As we of Hawks Nation learned, it's never a good idea to spot your opponent 3 games, even if they're perennial chokers...

And of course, the necessary follow up to that...

And with that, I guess all that's left to say is "See ya on the golf course, assholes."

Scum.

Fucked.

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