Fuck you, Vancouver.
That is all.
Also, this needs to be 75 words long, so while I'm at it, Fuck you - Honk and Donk. Fuck you, 7uonGoal. Fuck you Alain Vigneault. Fuck you Kevin Bieksa. Fuck you Alexandre Burrows - I hope you get all of your hair pulled out during your WC Championship parade. Fuck you Mike Gillis, quick - hold a press conference complaining about all of the dirty play and diving in the Eastern Conference Finals - don't forget to have the RCMP sweep the locker room for bugs. Fuck you Raffi Torres.
Get well, Manny Malhotra. Good luck getting out of Vancouver, Ginger Jesus.
Fuck you Vancouver.