Fuck you, Vancouver.
That is all.
Also, this needs to be 75 words long, so while I'm at it, Fuck you - Honk and Donk. Fuck you, 7uonGoal. Fuck you Alain Vigneault. Fuck you Kevin Bieksa. Fuck you Alexandre Burrows - I hope you get all of your hair pulled out during your WC Championship parade. Fuck you Mike Gillis, quick - hold a press conference complaining about all of the dirty play and diving in the Eastern Conference Finals - don't forget to have the RCMP sweep the locker room for bugs. Fuck you Raffi Torres.
Get well, Manny Malhotra. Good luck getting out of Vancouver, Ginger Jesus.
Fuck you Vancouver.
So, where do we all stand on our Finals team to support?
Vancouver - they are the Western Conference Champions afterall, and fuck you Pavel Kubina. (27 votes)
Tampa Bay - Fuck Vancouver and that Dwayne Roloson is one helluva guy. Who cares about Pavel Kubina and their almost spin-o-rama SO goal squad? (16 votes)
Boston - Original 6, right? Also, Fuck you Vancouver, Fuck you Pavel Kubina, Fuck you St. Louis, Stamkos and your almost spin-o-rama SO goal squad. (121 votes)
What? They're still playing hockey? The Central is done! (8 votes)
172 total votes