A Tribute to the Vancouver Canucks
For those who were here and remember, for the last two rounds of the 2010 Stanley Cup Finals I has a countdown gif for the Hawks from 16 to 0. It was fun as we battled our way though the Western Conference Final, and rammed heads and locked horns with the Flyers in the Stanley Cup Finals. It was meant to document the journey to the final goal, which Kaner scored in OT of game 6 and lead to Tazer hoisting the Cup and spirits of the Blackhawks and city of Chicago.
I find it only fitting to do the same to countdown the Journey of the Vancouver Canucks toward reaching the peak of their mountain, a mountain whose peak was within reach but they ended up getting eaten by a Bear just short of the summit.
16 – Misconduct Penalties taken by Vancouver in the playoffs (most of any team)
15 – Number of Goals past Luongo in Boston during three games. (What time is it in Boston? 15 past Luongo!)
14 – Games played at Rogers Center, building up to disappointment………………..again.
13 – The Negative rating of Ehrhoff, leading all NHL players in sucking on the ice
12- Goals allowed in Back to back games, TWICE, oh and 12 Bench minors too (NHL most)
11– How many more goals were scored against Vancouver than for in the 2011 Stanley Cup Playoffs (58-69), and Daniels NEGATIVE number in his +/- rating
10 - Vancouver’s average minutes per game MORE spent on the PK than PP to that of Boston in the playoffs (PP-PK time)
9 – Times Vancouver gave up 4+ goals (Vancouver scored 4+ only 4 times)
8 – Total amount of goals scored by Vancouver in 7 games of the Stanley Cup Finals
7 – Power Play Goals against at home (Sounds good, but Vancouver only managed 6 for at home)
6 – Number of games Vancouver lost, when a win would eliminate their opponent
5 – How many times Vancouver lost by 3+ goals (compared to 1 win by 3+)
4 – Number of times Luongo was pulled in the Stanley Cup Playoffs, and how many times Boston scored 4+ goals in the Stanley Cup Finals (Vancouver ZERO!)
3 – Vancouver's position from last of all playoff team in Goals For Average (2.32, PIT were NYR worse!)
2 – Number of chances Vancouver had to close out a Stanley Cup Championship, and failed
1 – Series Suspension in the Finals (Rome, you are a dumbass!)
0 – Number of total Stanley Cup Banners still hanging in Rogers Center
So well done Vancouver, you were dominant in the playoffs. Congrats and my Hats off to you and your 2010-11 Presidents Trophy. I am certain your banner raising ceremony will put ours to shame.
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For those who missed it, this is the .gif I was referring to

Preemptive Palomino, lets talk political stuff elsewhere .
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 16, 2011 3:00 PM CDT reply actions 9 recs
REC'D!
For being Tremendously Tremendous!
"It's The Chicago Blackhawks, man." ~ Jeremy Roenick, June 9th, 2010.
Tremendously tremendous, indeed.
There are some who call me........Tim?
Tremendously tremendous!
Beautius J. Beautius!
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jun 16, 2011 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions
aww I loved waiting after each win
for the newest update to this gif. It’s among my favorites, along with BigC’s videos
SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.
rec'd...
..and funnily enough, one of those poll answers is proving more popular than others.. though I’d have picked the “maniacal laughter” option second…
I don't mean to mess up your countdown
but…
3 – Number of times Luongo was pulled in the Stanley Cup Playoffs
I think he was pulled 4 times.
Game 4 – Hawks series
Game 5 – Hawks series
Game 4 – Boston series
Game 6 – Boston series
Second City Hockey
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DAMMIT
I was SO concerned about that one, I swear I checked every one of their games, but you are right!
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 16, 2011 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions
oddly enough
the game in which he gave up 8 goals (game 3), not pulled
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I need a new three!
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 16, 2011 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions
#3 is updated
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 16, 2011 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Just change #3 to 3rd worse GFA ...
and for #4 add: BTW Bobbi Lu was pulled 4 times.
Great Job !!!
Just win the next game...!
Did he get pulled though?
I though the Ginger just started instead.
Nice job TMFF. Rec whore.
Lord Stanley's new address: Sweet home Chicago!
(Short sale pending)
by ChicagoNativeSon on Jun 16, 2011 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions
he got pulled in games 4 and 5
which is why Ginger started Game 6.
Second City Hockey
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I'm being called a "rec whore" by CNS
bawahahahahahahaha
I’m insulted yet honored!
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 16, 2011 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I'd spill an entire bucket of green paint
over this entire thread. Never mind the math error at #3, it’s still a masterpiece. And speaking of, here’s a good assignment for the stats research geeks among us.. what is (or was) the NHL record for the number of times a starting goalie was hooked in a single post season? pleasepleaseplease be a just-broken 3.
I'm guessing no Vancouver fans are reading, or at least voting on this!
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 16, 2011 8:15 PM CDT reply actions
The 8 goals in 7 games stat is truly mind-blowing, isn't it?
Especially since a couple of those goals were garbage goals at the end of blowouts.
Another one you could add. 8.0 – Lu’s GAA in Boston for the series. (8.04 to be precise)
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by ChicagoNativeSon on Jun 16, 2011 11:52 PM CDT reply actions
Oddly enough
I’ll bet that’s not far off from his average “grade” throughout the post-season too.
/snicker
highest scoring team in the league this year
stupid fucking refs.
cheap, dirty Bruins.
and EVERY bounce went the other way.
I give Honk an 8.2343668, and predict a Vancouver Cup next year.
We like our people!
by cliffkoroll on Jun 17, 2011 7:31 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
vancitydan will appreciate the precision of the 8.04
"Against logic there is no armor like ignorance."
- Laurence J. Peter
Thar be a Star on top of that Anchor! lol
Preemptive Palomino, lets talk political stuff elsewhere .
Second City Hockey, It's not just about Hockey, it's Blackhawks Hockey!
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 17, 2011 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions
I probably would've used
1 – Times trailed in a series. It’s sort of a positive, but at the same time I doubt anyone looks at it that way.
Nicely done though.
That top pic of Lu
Is just too funny. The only way it would be funnier is to put a giant magnifying glass in his hand.
Well damn
This was the place to be for the Cup Finals…kinda sad I wasn’t here.
On the other hand, I watch my Mavs beat the Heat…hehehehe
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
But alas
this is a hockey blog, so the basketball discussion ends here
Don't play F A G! Do not play F A G! Don't- (BLAST F). OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU (BLAST A) DOING?! I SAID NOT TO (BLAST G)!
by DFWTrojanTuba on Jun 17, 2011 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions
#3 & 4 fixed
Correctly increasing LU’s times pulled from three to four
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 18, 2011 8:50 AM CDT reply actions
Love the beachball
beating Lu!
"How smooth must be the language of the whites, when they can make right look like wrong, and wrong like right."
by thepuckstopshere31 on Jun 21, 2011 10:03 AM CDT reply actions
Should change # 15 and # 1
15 — Playoff wins
1 — Teams with more wins
by Presidents Trophy on Jun 29, 2011 4:30 PM CDT reply actions
No I'm pretty 15 is pretty good as is
And the Number ZERO, already implies that at least 1 team has ALWAYS finished with more playoff wins than the Nucks.
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 29, 2011 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions

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