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2010-2011 Braintrust Evaluations: Stan Bowman

It's not much of a secret that a lot of us remain unconvinced at Stan Bowman's abilities as a GM. There's the whole legacy thing that got him the job, along with the hatchet job done on Dale Tallon that still doesn't pass a smell test (though Tallon had his faults as well). Stan was then given a team that he didn't really need to do anything with, and his only move during the Cup year was a pretty good-looking trade that brought Nick Leddy and Kim Johnsson for Cam Barker. Sadly, that didn't bring instant results when Johnsson had his brains scrambled. Then, in his first summer where he could put his stamp on the team, Bowman first had to salvage what he could out of a cap clearout that would have any many GMs scrambling. It's not the best way to start. So let's take a step back, and try and evaluate Stan without getting to frothy at the mouth (that's more a direction to myself, as I get a little overheated at times with little Stan-Bo).

Star-divide

Positives: Considering that most of the league knew what Stan was up against, he didn't get the worst return, depending on how you feel about certain players. Obviously, Kris Versteeg is a better player than Viktor Stalberg, but I don't think Stals is without hope and neither do a lot of people. When you're over a barrel getting even a possibly-useful piece is a all right. The Byfuglien and rest for Jeremy Morin deal could look very good in time, as will the extra draft picks. And his midseason trade for Michael Frolik and Alex Salak for Jack Skille could eventually be considered a steal, unless Skille turns into something none of us envision him being. So there's that. Stan's only had one draft to work with, and none of those guys are anywhere close. But most reports on Kevin Hayes have been positive. And he did acquire his brother Jimmy, who potted 21 goals for BC and will be in Rockford next year with an outside shot of making some appearances for the big club as well.

Negatives: John Scott.

Other Negatives: Sorry, just felt like that one needed it's own thing. We've debated the Scott signing, though a debate would actually involve two sides to the discussion which this most certainly didn't have, so let's let that be. Bowman really dicked himself by having his allotment of 50 contracts filled up, which tied his hands in trying to acquire other players. Most agreed that Brandon Pirri didn't need to be in Rockford last year, though towards the end of the year he really picked it up. Nick Leddy was rushed to the NHL far too quickly, partly due to Bowman having no reserve when Campbell got hurt in training camp. There was the laughable and embarrassing hamstringing of Coach Q when Stan left him with only 10 forwards on far too many nights (far too many being defined as any) as he continually tried to prove his genius with the cap and the Rockford shuffle. His signings of Fernando Pisani and Nick Boynton clearly didn't work in any way, as well as the other bottom-feeding signings. But Stan really got himself in trouble last summer when he let both Hammer and Niemi twist in the wind far too long and thus had to lose the latter and Andrew Ladd. Both could have been re-signed during the season. He appears to have learned his lesson with Corey Crawford. What's a little more scary is Stan's apparent inability to scout his own system, which should be Job #1 for any GM. While the Hawks fourth line was a wasteland for most of the year, Ben Smith toiled in Rockford. While it was only his first year as a pro, the playoffs proved that Smith probably could have been helping the big club well before Game #80.

Outlook: Final judgement on Stan should be reserved until after this summer. This will be his first chance to work with unshackled hands, where he can genuinely add to this team, if he's smart. He can also prove that he can admit mistakes and move on, i.e. Scott and arguably Nick Leddy (though I won't sit on a hot stove waiting for that one). Stan has shown an ability to pull a trade to help the team, but now we need to know he can bring in the right free agents and pick the right kids to contribute to this team. Will he rush Morin to make us feel better about Byfuglien and Ladd? Will he trust Smith with too much? Is he seriously bringing back Kopecky? Does he have the balls to move Hammer? Which RFA is he going to bring back and which will he risk making him look silly elsewhere? What we do know is that Rocky and McD will not be confused with patient. If Stan has this team going balls-up again, his last name isn't going to save him from some serious scrutiny. It's going to be fun watching.

Final Grade: C-. There were obstacles Stan couldn't overcome, but he didn't help himself at times either. We'll find out more starting this month.

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Would you believe..

..there are actually Wild fans that miss John Scott. My first impression when he started with the Wild was “man this guy is huge…” followed shortly by “…and is terrible at hockey.” I was glad to see him go… until I saw that the Hawks signed him. *Head slap. Why Chicago, why? It makes me happy that everyone here seems to be on the same page as I am.

by FinnPryde on Jun 7, 2011 1:53 PM CDT reply actions  

I had the "pleasure" of observing him play in college.

I knew he sucked even then and was shocked when he made the NHL.

39 years of pain (1971 loss to Habs) vaporized by one OT goal.

by Badgerdano on Jun 7, 2011 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

A lot of people like to make the "physical presence"..

..argument to justify having him in the line-up. I mean obviously the guy can throw down, but he always seems to pick fights at the dumbest times and what good is that?

by FinnPryde on Jun 7, 2011 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't really mean to defend Scott

but I don’t blame him entirely for the fact that his fights tend to come at really dumb times. Yes those fights are his fault, but it’s not his fault when at more appropriate times he tries to fight but the opposing so-called enforcer is too chicken to drop ’em against him.

by FrankStallone on Jun 7, 2011 5:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

fair analysis..

I personally think the biggest blunder aside from Murdersaurus [© CNS] was the Nemo/Ladd/Hammer debacle: we could have kept Ladd and he was the only one who I really missed (Big Buff’s net presence/Luongo hoodoo only really showed in the playoffs)
But this post-season should be interesting alright….

by mightymike D on Jun 7, 2011 1:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Ladd

He was the only guy that I was angry to have lost. I resigned myself to losing Versteeg, Buff, Sopel and the others but that one hurt. Ladd added so much presence in all the key situations to this team and his loss still stings. If we didn’t have the Nemo/Hammer cluster we’d have kept him for sure.

by hoorock89 on Jun 7, 2011 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I agree.

I also agree with the C. Not stellar, but not horrible. This summer will tell us of what he’s really capable.

39 years of pain (1971 loss to Habs) vaporized by one OT goal.

by Badgerdano on Jun 7, 2011 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

$ wise,

how could they have kept Ladd?

My serenity is inversely proportional to my expectations.

LET’S GO HAWKS!!!!!

by ballyb on Jun 8, 2011 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sign Niemi quickly to a lower deal....

Sign Hjalmarsson quickly to a lower deal…

Niemi left after the arbitration deal.

Had Hjalmarsson been re-signed before the offer sheet was extended to him, he would have been resigned at a lower price (conceivably) free-ing up some more cap money to re-sign Ladd before the trades began.

That is the speculation as to how Ladd could have been kept.

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by Powrfwd37 on Jun 8, 2011 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

What, with a gun to their heads?

Fighting stupidity since 1958 (it's taking longer than anticipated)
Confusion will be my epitaph.
It needs more cowbell.

by krome on Jun 10, 2011 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

ditto

very good write-up Sam.

Stan’s first real test starts in three, two, one…

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by cliffkoroll on Jun 7, 2011 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would not be in any hurry to move Hammer

THe rest … yes, pretty much just that.

I also don’t think Leddy is necessaryily a mistake per se, just a kid with potential rushed too quickly. His presence did also imbalance the D strengths/weaknesses mix

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by krome on Jun 7, 2011 2:41 PM CDT reply actions  

I think that Bowman's "mistake" with respect to Leddy

was his insistence on rushing him up to the NHL along with the fact that he seems resigned to keep him there. All though we’re just armchair GM’s, I think that many of us are of the opinion that the best move for both the ‘Hawks and for Leddy would be to sign another defenseman and let Leddy play top pairing minutes in Rockford while also quarterbacking the PP. Acquiring Leddy was absolutely NOT a mistake – hell it was one of his best moves – but I think it’s at least an arguable point to say that he erred in rushing Leddy to the big leagues

by FrankStallone on Jun 7, 2011 5:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm with you there

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It needs more cowbell.

by krome on Jun 8, 2011 8:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

Was it an error.....or an unfortunate necessity.

Maybe the Hawks miss the playoffs if its Cullimore or Scott back there? I’ll give Stan a pass on brining Leddy up considering the circumstances.

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by HjammerTime on Jun 8, 2011 9:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe a pass on bringing him up

but I’m not ready to give him a pass on insisting on keeping him in the NHL. Ideally the ‘Hawks sign another defenseman and Leddy starts the year in Rockford, but Stan has made it pretty clear that that’s not gonna happen. Hopefully I’m proven wrong, but right now I feel like his refusal to let Leddy develop in the top pairing and quarterbacking the PP in Rockford for the 2011-’12 season is a mistake.

by FrankStallone on Jun 8, 2011 9:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

I 100% agree

and I hope I’m wrong, but I feel like it would be better both in immediately and in the future for him to spend the season in Rockford unless he’s needed as an injury replacement. Ain’t gonna happen though

by FrankStallone on Jun 8, 2011 9:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

Especially if Campbell or Hjammer is moved.

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by HjammerTime on Jun 8, 2011 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

Wasn't there a contract issue that forced him to stay up with the club after a certain point this year?

I think it was Leddy that got kept primarily because an injury to someone else meant that we were clearly going to need him for more than 10 games, and in going over 10, he burned a full year of NHL time on his contract?

If I’m not mistaken (and it was Leddy that I’m thinking of) then I see where the “rushing him to the NHL” situation happened. If you’re going to use up a full year of the guy’s contract and pay him for a full year (at NHL price) of his contract… Maybe you want that play to occur in the NHL.

In no way, shape or form does this mean that I disagree with the notion that he could use some seasoning in the Rock. I think it would be best for him, but I think he got “stuck” in the bigs as a result of a contract situation. If I’m correct, does anyone know if that means he cannot go back down without some crazy penalty of sorts?

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by Powrfwd37 on Jun 8, 2011 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

The only "contact issue"

was the fact that he played enough games in the NHL to burn a year on his EL deal and start the clock ticking. There were no ramifications attached to moving him back down to Rockford – it’s not as if he would have had to clear waivers or anything, and his deal is a 2-way contract so he wouldn’t have gotten his full NHL salary playing in the AHL

by FrankStallone on Jun 8, 2011 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

Johnsson

Can anyone elaborate on the thinly veiled rumour about Johnsson?

by Razzberry on Jun 7, 2011 2:50 PM CDT reply actions  

People claim that he porked Brouwer or someone's wife, there was a fight, and he was shipped away.

But it’s utterly bogus because he didn’t play at all this year. The fact of the matter was he was hurt, and the team didn’t appreciate his lack of effort in recovery, to he was told to piss off.

All of this was debunked nearly a year ago, this type of shit happens in every clubhouse (Jeff Carter and Scott Hartnell’s wife immediately comes to mind), so I’d appreciate it if there was minimal space dedicated in the comments to this topic as it’s pretty pointless.

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by McClure on Jun 7, 2011 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

right, the wife-swapping is basketball, isn't it?

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by krome on Jun 7, 2011 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, that's LeBron's mom.

Wife-Swap was a TV show, I think.

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by Steven Schweickert on Jun 7, 2011 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Easy

I think we’re done with this whole line of conversation now.

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by McClure on Jun 7, 2011 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Unfounded rumor

I’m thinking of something, but I’m not bringing it up.

I give Stan a D. He has not flunked out yet, and may make the deans list next season. I hope so.

If The Hawks could just find a guy who is not afraid to pull hair or bite, they are sure to win next season.

by laaarmer on Jun 7, 2011 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Which is why I wish Sam hadn't mentioned it in the first place.

39 years of pain (1971 loss to Habs) vaporized by one OT goal.

by Badgerdano on Jun 7, 2011 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rumor reference removed.

good job, Sam.

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by Badgerdano on Jun 8, 2011 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

I must have missed a meeting

I had no idea there was a rumor floating around that he had porked Brouwer.
Wow, the stuff you guys hear as blog editors!

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Jun 7, 2011 5:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I didn't want to say anything

but I’m glad I’m not the only one who went there (in my head)

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by justforkicks on Jun 7, 2011 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

The perils of not using

an ’s!

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by justforkicks on Jun 7, 2011 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Johnsson disappeared in the middle of a game too. Highly doubt any clubhouse drama would be going on during the 2nd period and lead to a player to just pack up and go home.

Ya know, in case the whole “his agent has publicly stated that he has a head injury and his career might be over and he sat out an entire season” thing didn’t do it for you. That’d be an awful lot of dedication to the lie.

by Original Six on Jun 7, 2011 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

was there any formal statement made on his concussion?

Thought he was leveled in the Flyers game, the day before Soupy being hacked at home against Wsh.

Just win the next game...!

by blackhawk24 on Jun 8, 2011 8:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

I just wish he would own up to the fluffy mistake

and realize that its hurting the team more than it would his ego.

by putmeinthemadhouse on Jun 7, 2011 3:26 PM CDT reply actions  

I can only hope he was joking when he said he watned to give Scott more ice time

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by justforkicks on Jun 7, 2011 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I share your hope, fervently.

I fear it wasn’t a joke, though. Stan doesn’t seem very funny.

by flahawkfan on Jun 7, 2011 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

I won't mind him not owning up

if he ends up somehow unloading John Scott in the offseason.Then I’ll attribute it to the fact that no one wants to say “hey this guy is useless!” then try to trade him.

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by ahnfire on Jun 7, 2011 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Right

He’s never going to hold a press conference to say “John Scott was a huge mistake. My bad. D’you think St. Louis will take him?” even though I would love to see such a thing occur.

Because a blog of alcoholics just isn't complete without a Scot.
...I forget the rest, but your mother's a whore.

by Germware on Jun 7, 2011 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

It'd be so mean to

Scott, it’s not really Murdersaurus’s fault he’s no good at hockey.

by DesertHawk on Jun 7, 2011 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm hoping that he's attempting to fluff up his trade value

Which would net us a bag of pucks in return – but if anyone would take on that salary, so much the better.

by Waylon on Jun 7, 2011 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

THE fluffy mistake???

He went out to get a enforcer to protect the ‘jewels’ of this team. Turns he got a guy so dam good at his role that nobody wanted to face him. What? was Stan supposed to get so-so sissy boy who gets his ass kicked every so often??
It wasn’t Stan’s faults that the 99% of"jewels" on this team didn’t show up. Scott showed up every time.
Dammm Scott’s name has showed up in 99% if the reviews on this team.

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by ccm on Jun 7, 2011 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

wut?

Yeah, Scott knows how to punch people. Nobody’s denying that. But what’s the point if he’s going to either be a scratch or play for 3 minutes in the 1st period? He’s a terrible hockey player and a waste of cap/roster space.

I didn’t fall into a sarcasm trap, did I?

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by LanceFister3 on Jun 7, 2011 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

So we are stunned Scott didn't score 50 goals?

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by ccm on Jun 7, 2011 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Depends.

If his goal is to punch people, I don’t think he even reached that.

Oh, actual goals. Never mind then.

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by Steven Schweickert on Jun 7, 2011 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Stan brought in a enforcer......

not a fancy dancy scoring machine.

How can Stan be punished for bringing in a guy that was too good at his job? If the rest of the team at least tried to be “good at their jobs” then Fluffy wouldn’t have been forced to play big minutes.

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by ccm on Jun 7, 2011 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Scott’s first job is being an NHL-caliber hockey player. That doesn’t mean scoring goals, but it means being good enough that your coach doesn’t feel the need to bench you for 56 minutes a night.
His second job was to protect his teammates. Do you think he really deterred anything? I don’t see how he did. Hard to do that when you are glued to the ice.

If Bowman knew he was going to pay $500K for a player to play 3 minutes a night, then it is unquestionably a bad signing from the start.

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by LanceFister3 on Jun 7, 2011 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Okay, that's the only aspect of his job he's good at - punching people.

He can’t skate, can’t handle a puck… or any other hockey-related activities. His presence is good for five minutes a game, tops. He can only prevent assaults on the “jewels” when he’s out there, and he’s never out there. When he is, he’s the least effective hockey player unless I put skates on.

And the defense of his play is “He’s so good at what he does no one will fight him?” I only remember a couple fights – one where he bludgeoned Westgarth (I think? I remember him bashing a guy’s face off) and one other.

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by Steven Schweickert on Jun 7, 2011 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

So Stan was supposed to get a "lesser" enforcer?

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by ccm on Jun 7, 2011 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't really consider Scott an enforcer, in the classical sense.

He is a fighter. Period.

An enforcer is a guy that makes people think twice about running the star players, for fear of what will come their way. Thankfully, none of our stars missed time this year, so perhaps we’re being a bit harsh about this. Perhaps he is a good enforcer.

Oh… wait. That’s not right, is it?

Well at least Toews, Kane, Hossa, Sharp, Bolland, Brouwer, Johnson, Kopecky, Keith, and Seabrook didn’t miss any games as a result of injury this year.

The thing with Scott as an “Enforcer” is that he isn’t – like I said, he’s a fighter. Look at what happened so many times: He played three to five minutes in a game. He grabbed a guy and gave him the “you wanna go?” look/act. Guy he grabbed was like… “Awwww Hell no!” and nothing happened. Scott then sat down for the remainder of the night, douchebaggery/whatever continued, and our remaining guys had to eat the minutes.

He is not effective in the role he was brought here to fulfill.

I like the GUY, I see no need to keep the “hockey player” on this team.

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by Powrfwd37 on Jun 8, 2011 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think the majority of us felt it was a bad signing as soon as it was announced

And despite low (or no) expectations, he did nothing to make us change the way we felt. Why? Because he is a terrible hockey player.

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by LanceFister3 on Jun 7, 2011 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Right we knew he was a terrible hockey play who had a specific role on this team.

We spent a heck of alot more on players who produced jack-squat.

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by ccm on Jun 7, 2011 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

his specific role?

what scripted fights between cam janssen and kevin westgarth? I can count on one hand anytime he actually protected to came to the aid of anyone, once against minnesota when campbell got hit on the icing and uh not sure nothing else comes to mind.

I’d rather have an ‘enforcer’ who can skate and lay hits and wont be a TOTAL liability on the ice.

by putmeinthemadhouse on Jun 7, 2011 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

thought take was Washington

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by ccm on Jun 7, 2011 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

that is ridiculous

Fluffy never hurt anyone on his team.

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by ccm on Jun 7, 2011 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

can't argue that

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by ccm on Jun 7, 2011 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Boynton never had a breakaway though.

Granted Scott’s didn’t result in anything, but the amusement value was unparalleled.

by transienthawk on Jun 7, 2011 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're right, Scott never hurt any ONE on the team,

He hurt the ENTIRE team.

And tell that to Troy Brouwer

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Jun 8, 2011 8:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

didn't he punch frolik in the face?

after a stupid goal celebration? (goal celebration meaning he scored in the warmups)…

by putmeinthemadhouse on Jun 8, 2011 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

Stan could've saved over $499K and protected the team's "jewels"

by buying heavy-duty athletic supporters.

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by ChicagoNativeSon on Jun 8, 2011 8:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

Stanbow {yawn}

is a conversation killer. 23 comments and half of them are OT.

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by Badgerdano on Jun 7, 2011 3:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah, he does kind of leave you speechless.

I really don’t know what to think of the guy. The loss of Ladd last summer because of Stan’s inability to sign Hammer/Niemi early ticked me off, as did the signing of Scott (which I never understood because he doesn’t fit the Hawks’ style of play at all). But the trades that brought in Leddy, Frolik, and Salak were terrific, and he didn’t do a terrible job last offseason under horrendous circumstances.

Still, I just don’t know which decisions are his, how much advice he receives from his dad, etc., so I don’t know how the heck to judge the guy.

I think the grade is right, though I might have given him an incomplete pending what happens from now to July 15th or so; or maybe I’d have flunked him for cheaing if I knew for sure the Frolik, Leddy, etc., pick-ups were his pop’s ideas.

by flahawkfan on Jun 7, 2011 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think Stan's move have been litigated and re-litigated all season long.

Its exhausting.

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by HjammerTime on Jun 7, 2011 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

He hasn't had a real crack at Free Agency yet.....

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by HjammerTime on Jun 7, 2011 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

We should know a lot

by a little less than a month from now.

by flahawkfan on Jun 7, 2011 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nah, it wasn't stupid or unfactual.

Simply premature. And hopefully wrong? :)

by flahawkfan on Jun 7, 2011 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can always hope I'm wrong.

I usually am, about lots of things.

Like hockey. (Hmm, explains my lack of posting here, I suppose.)

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by Steven Schweickert on Jun 7, 2011 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, part of me missed the whole thing where Bowman was given control mid-season.

Gotta turn the hockey part of the brain back on. It’s been in shutdown recently.

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by Steven Schweickert on Jun 7, 2011 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

You could say the same regaring most other GM's

Quite a lot of major fuck – ups among other FA signings over the past few seasons – we don’t have any of those, thankfully (yet).

by Waylon on Jun 7, 2011 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

At least he resigned Crow

Which was of major concern until that deal was done – shades of the Jammer debacle happening again. But the did the right thing, did it expeditiously, and it was a fair value. So far, so good.

by Waylon on Jun 7, 2011 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Speaking of GMs

it appears Kevin Cheveldayoff has taken the job as GM of the Winnipeg What-are-we-called

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by LanceFister3 on Jun 7, 2011 4:05 PM CDT reply actions  

It means Stan is a bit less expendable than he was before.

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by HjammerTime on Jun 7, 2011 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hun

What about brining back Dudley? Probably not realistic.

This is over. You can go ahead and order the autopsy now.

by derlemke on Jun 7, 2011 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

I dont let many people call me "hun"

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by HjammerTime on Jun 7, 2011 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

i wasn't calling you hun.

This is over. You can go ahead and order the autopsy now.

by derlemke on Jun 7, 2011 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was kidding.

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by HjammerTime on Jun 7, 2011 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

This exchange is making me laugh. Carry on.

by K_Dog on Jun 7, 2011 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not Hon

Hun- you know, Kraut, Jerry, Teuton.

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by cliffkoroll on Jun 7, 2011 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Were goin murder those lousy Hun bastards"

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by HjammerTime on Jun 7, 2011 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hun

is also a fairly offensive way to refer to supporters of the Glasgow Rangers. Oh, the glories of sectarianism…

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by Germware on Jun 7, 2011 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey, hey, now - we huns don't cotton to such talk

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by krome on Jun 7, 2011 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Take it up with General Patton!

/kidding

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by HjammerTime on Jun 7, 2011 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Funny, I kinda viewed Chevy

as “our” safety net, rather than Stan’s. He would have been a great replacement if necessary.

by flahawkfan on Jun 7, 2011 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Also, a new GM is going to want his own coach

Paging Mike Haviland.

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by McClure on Jun 7, 2011 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hopefully he sends it to the wrong Mike.

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by HjammerTime on Jun 7, 2011 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

That's right, hun

39 years of pain (1971 loss to Habs) vaporized by one OT goal.

by Badgerdano on Jun 7, 2011 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

ha

This is over. You can go ahead and order the autopsy now.

by derlemke on Jun 7, 2011 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

And fire Craig Ramsay? Nothing would surprise me on what has gone on there though.

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by hawks61 on Jun 7, 2011 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

2 years

That right there is a big inditment of Stan. 2 years for Scott!?! It’s unfathomable to me if his agent said “we’re not taking a 1 year deal” and Stan said “you’re not”

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by Johnny Lava on Jun 7, 2011 4:38 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Sam mentioned Job #1 as scouting your own system. So tell me this:

When McD came in, there was much made of the remaking of the whole organization from top to bottom and in every department. Were all the scouts changed too? How many of Tallon’s “guys” were purged?

As has been documented before, a GM has about a 50% success rate with draft picks making it to the NHL and having an impact. The rate for free agents is a bit better, though it varies wildly with each team’s system and coaching philosophy. As Sam said, we need to give Stan a bit more time to see how he’s done with draft picks. But many of us on here have questioned his ability to judge talent or to bring in free agents who work well with our team. I have to believe that a GM relies on his scouting department heavily for these decisions. So, who’s doing the scouting? And who makes the decisions about which players come up to the big club? Stan can’t obviously do all these things, so are the people that he has in place up to the task? And are they different than the ones who were in place when Tallon held the GM job?

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by Preacher000 on Jun 7, 2011 5:36 PM CDT reply actions  

I remember discussing this once with VerStig

and asking the same thing. StanBow was a scout for Tallon, wasn’t he? I get the idea that Stan is good at trading- being able to evaluate a player in a different system & analyze how he’d do in our system, but not so good at drafting, which is seeing potential in a player.

Does what I say make sense? I’m not sure I explained it well…

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by ahnfire on Jun 7, 2011 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think scouting was his main function as an assistant

Although he did coordinate with the minor league scouts and “track player progress”, which I am sure he still does now, many of his functions were more related to the finance and business side of the hockey operations department. Later on this included the CBA issues relating to player personnel. This is one thing that is especially interesting with his performance last year regarding the 50 player limit, because he is the expert on these matters in the organization. I think his background is much more rooted in the financial aspects of his job, rather than the talent evaluation portion. That being said, maybe he needs a little time to figure that side out, or maybe he never will.

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by CementHeadStu on Jun 8, 2011 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well, there goes a fair chunk of the Philadelphia economy.

That just slashed like four or five jobs there.

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by Steven Schweickert on Jun 7, 2011 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Zherdev and then they got some decisions

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by HjammerTime on Jun 7, 2011 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep.

But now they dont have to have four guys to start for them.

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by Steven Schweickert on Jun 7, 2011 7:29 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

The goaltending over there has been mediocre for years and years. Im sure fans are okay with this.

He have a few good young Wingers like Versteeg and Nodl so it could mean a guy like Carter is one the move. They always talk about trading that guy. Im looking forward to seeing what they do. Their Championship window is still open.

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by HjammerTime on Jun 7, 2011 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's... what I'm saying...

Ergh… Humor-attempt fail, apparently.

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by Steven Schweickert on Jun 7, 2011 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Perhaps - but closing rapidly

The management of that team is really criminal, considering that they knew what their huge hole was, did absolutely nothing about it and then continued to stand pat. What’s the definition of insanity? Doing the same thing over and over, expecting a differentl result.

by Waylon on Jun 7, 2011 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

They'll turn around and trade the rights to Bryzgalov and Versteeg

to SCUM for Osgood and Bertuzzi.

They’ll bring in Osgood to mentor and tutor their young goaltending corps, and Bertuzzi to mentor the F, allowing Pronger to focus on only the D.

SCUM will then trade Bryzgalov’s rights to Columbus for alleged wiener tucker RIck Nash, filling the void left by Bertuzzi in their F corps.

Won’t that be great???

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by Powrfwd37 on Jun 8, 2011 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

flyers got negotiating rights for a goalie

that team still has some tough financial decisions to make, it’ll be interesting to see how they plan on fitting a 3-5 mil/year goalie on their roster

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by Hack on Jun 7, 2011 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bryzgalov will want $5m +. Versteeg and Carter will be shipped out (just my guess).

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by hawks61 on Jun 7, 2011 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe they'll want Scott for oh... I don't know? Carter?

That’ll clear up some salary for them!

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by Powrfwd37 on Jun 8, 2011 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

That would certainly help solve their salary cap problems

as the trade off would up $3.7 million in space for them…

by FrankStallone on Jun 8, 2011 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

Bryz is said to be wanting monster money - like near top of the salaries of any player (not just any goalie)

this could get very interesting – and Philly may not be the place he ends up

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by krome on Jun 8, 2011 8:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

They had the rights to Hamhuis last season as well....

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by HjammerTime on Jun 8, 2011 9:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

i hope he and/or his agent saw Raising Arizona
Price. A fair price. That’s not what you say it is, and it’s not what I say it is… It’s what the market will bear.

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by cliffkoroll on Jun 8, 2011 9:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

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by HjammerTime on Jun 8, 2011 9:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

Great, Breezy

was one of the popular guys out here, that’s not lookin too promising for the Yotes.

by DesertHawk on Jun 7, 2011 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe they’ll actually finish 14th in the West this year?

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by hawks61 on Jun 7, 2011 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Someone's going to have to be unloaded

They’ve already got $58 million committed to 18 guys, and they may still try to get Leino into the mix.

I’d be quite alright with a Scott Hartnell, Jeff Carter, or besieged captain Mike Richards, wouldn’t you?

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by McClure on Jun 7, 2011 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Does Hartnell still take weeks off during the season?

Or was that just a more recent complaint regarding his play, due to personal issues last year?

by Waylon on Jun 7, 2011 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

considering the Hawks' needs

Hartnell would be perfect. I’d even be OK with leaving Sharp at center in this case.

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by cliffkoroll on Jun 8, 2011 9:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hartnell with Toews and Kane would skullfuck the western confrerence.

Paul Holmgren loves draft day deals. The Hawks have a ton of mid-round picks, and the Flyers can’t take any salary back. Kyle Beach seems like he’d make a perfect Flyer, no?

This isn’t out of reach by any stretch.

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by McClure on Jun 8, 2011 9:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

How'd the 'Hawks make that money work

if the Flyers can’t take back any money? It’d have to be a 3-way deal somehow. Hartnell is a $4.2M cap hit.

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by blackhawk24 on Jun 8, 2011 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

when is the cap announced?

i’d be prepared for another season of dry humping here.

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by cliffkoroll on Jun 8, 2011 9:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

Before the draft, right?

Heard anywhere between $60.5M & $63.0M.

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by blackhawk24 on Jun 8, 2011 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

we'll be dry humping the Cap for the next decade

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by krome on Jun 8, 2011 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

Which the 'Hawks have room for

because acquiring a player like him via trade negates the need to spend the same type of money for a similar player on the UFA market.

by FrankStallone on Jun 8, 2011 9:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Knuble 2.8 mil?

Yes, he’s 37, but he can get shit done in front , PP, and PK.

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by laaarmer on Jun 8, 2011 9:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'd rather pay more for Hartnell at 29 and to have him under contract.

Hartnell obviates Tomas Kopecky and Troy Brouwer (Sorry Hack), so there’s money that doesn’t need to be spent there.

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by McClure on Jun 8, 2011 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

i'm curious to see what Hack thinks

is he in love with TBrouw, or just the idea of a grown-ass power forward?

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by cliffkoroll on Jun 8, 2011 10:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

Depends on what Hartnell could do with DDN

If you’re telling me he could pot 40, then I’d be ok with no TBrouw.

I still think that Brouwer could score 25-30 goals as top six left winger, and I think he can do it at maybe 1.5/yr. I’d rather have Hartnell’s 4.2 mil devoted to a 2nd line center, but that’s just me.

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by Hack on Jun 8, 2011 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

to put it simply

I like McClure’s Patrik Berglund idea better than the Scott Hartnell idea, not that both ideas have an equal chance of happening.

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by Hack on Jun 8, 2011 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think Berglund just re-upped in St. Louis

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by HjammerTime on Jun 8, 2011 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

link?

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by Hack on Jun 8, 2011 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks, hun.

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by Badgerdano on Jun 8, 2011 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

Im glad this has turned into a meme

If Hjammer gets traded, I will change my name to Hun

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by HjammerTime on Jun 8, 2011 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

Its a strong possibility

I just hope it doesn’t come to that.

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by HjammerTime on Jun 8, 2011 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can we change names here - or do we need to start fresh?

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by krome on Jun 8, 2011 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good question.

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by HjammerTime on Jun 8, 2011 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

good question

where’s Byfluglien33 / Joe Banks?

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by cliffkoroll on Jun 8, 2011 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

easiest to start fresh

although I believe you can email to Travis Hughes/SBN asking to change your username.

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by ahnfire on Jun 8, 2011 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

agreed

i just don’t see a big quality center out there.

i am nervous that “random LW”-Sharp-Hossa fails to click again, but adding a big quality forward with net presence is tempting.

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by cliffkoroll on Jun 8, 2011 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think I'm imagining this

isn’t Hartnell an awful skater? I mean, sure, he’s scored a few on his ass but the guy seems to fall down a lot. Would it be a good idea to put him with DDN?

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by boldmatter on Jun 8, 2011 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

He’s passable. It’s certainly not a Niedermayer-esque stride, but they’ve skated with Byfuglien, who isn’t exactly Mike Gartner himself.

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by McClure on Jun 8, 2011 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

who's your 2nd line left winger

You mentioned a top line of Hartnell with DDN, and I’m assuming you’re leaving sharp as the 2nd line center.

Stalberg? Morin? (I know you’re not to keen on Ben Smith in the top 6, yet.)

Also, what would you say Hartnell’s ceiling (with DDN) is, in terms of Goals and Points? Would he be worth the 4.2?

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by Hack on Jun 8, 2011 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

A) Morin, but if you can get Brouwer back for his current salary (not a stretch) he’s certainly welcome on my team
B) 25G 35A

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by McClure on Jun 8, 2011 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

in 2008-09

he was 30-30-60.

over past 6 years, he’s averaged 23-24-47.

he had a “Buff” rap a year ago, with just 14-30, but 8-9 in 23 playoff games.

with DDN, i’d expect career numbers.

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by cliffkoroll on Jun 8, 2011 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

agreed

which is why I asked if he could potentially score 40.

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by Hack on Jun 8, 2011 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

obviate?

who are you and what have you done with laarmer?

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by cliffkoroll on Jun 8, 2011 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

oh ah

this obivates the need for my comment. sorry.

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by cliffkoroll on Jun 8, 2011 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

He's not playing two positions

Realistically, one of Brouwer or Kopecky could very well be playing 4th line minutes. While having that level of skill on the 4th line is nice, and does lead to cups, you can find cheaper, adequate bum slayers.

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by McClure on Jun 8, 2011 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

Kop is a 4th liner

Brouwer is under utilized in that role. He is a tweener though. Flashes of top 3-6 and then nothing. Maybe he could use a change of scenery, like Tuomo needed.
He should maybe be qualified and then shopped?

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by laaarmer on Jun 8, 2011 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

I sometimes miss Tuomo

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by HjammerTime on Jun 8, 2011 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

me too

then i remember that’s what brought Ladd to town.

God bless you, Dale Tallon.

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by cliffkoroll on Jun 8, 2011 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

Like Lurch?

Wait, you said adequate, NM

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 8, 2011 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not only will the 'Hawks not be

able to pay for a guy like Hartnell, they’d probably have to move either Hammer or Sharp, plus likely not sign Brouwer or Frolik.

$4.2M is a huge adder to this team without concessions elsewhere.

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by blackhawk24 on Jun 8, 2011 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

We're ahead of it allright

and there would be some other changes, but can’t rule it out, right?

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by blackhawk24 on Jun 8, 2011 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

He would fit if Campbell was moved

/ ducks for cover

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by HjammerTime on Jun 8, 2011 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hey, while we're at it, eh?

Depends on the style the ’Hawks want to play, right?

$7.14M is a LOT of cap space. A team can get TWO good players for that money. What [type of] players is the question.

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by blackhawk24 on Jun 8, 2011 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

O RLY?

CAPGEEK.COM CAP CALCULATOR

FORWARDS
Patrick Kane ($6.300m) / Jonathan Toews ($6.300m) / Scott Hartnell ($4.200m)
Jeremy Morin ($0.886m) / Patrick Sharp ($3.900m) / Marian Hossa ($5.275m)
Bryan Bickell ($0.541m) / Dave Bolland ($3.375m) / Michael Frolik ($1.275m)
Ben Smith ($0.812m) / Marcel Goc ($0.950m) / Troy Brouwer ($1.025m)

DEFENSEMEN
Brian Campbell ($7.142m) / Brent Seabrook ($5.800m)
Duncan Keith ($5.538m) / Niklas Hjalmarsson ($3.500m)
Nick Leddy ($1.116m) / Jeff Woywitka ($0.800m)

GOALTENDERS
Corey Crawford ($2.666m) / Alexander Salak ($0.612m)

CAPGEEK.COM TOTALS (follow @capgeek on Twitter)
(these totals are compiled without the bonus cushion)
SALARY CAP: $63,000,000; CAP PAYROLL: $62,018,004; BONUSES: $780,000
CAP SPACE (20-man roster): $981,996

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by McClure on Jun 8, 2011 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

That lineup would rival the awesomeness of the 2010 Hawks

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by HjammerTime on Jun 8, 2011 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

This is why I love the offseason

So much rosterbation

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by Semi_Colon on Jun 8, 2011 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

No way that works

Only a 20-man roster, Brouwer is gonna get nearly double the number shown and $63M cap could be as much as a Mil too high.

Now, Goc and Woywitka are very do-able. Lastly, can they get Frolik back in the fold for only $1.25M?

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by blackhawk24 on Jun 8, 2011 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think its hilarious that Ben Smith and Jeremy Morin are going to make more than Bryan Bickell next year

I want to kiss his agent. He may be maddening, but that low cap hit is saving the Hawks

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by HjammerTime on Jun 8, 2011 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

Those are the full salaries

Since these are EL deals, I bet a good portion of that $780k bonus money is to them and that number comes off the cap actually.

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by blackhawk24 on Jun 8, 2011 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Forgot about that

Then they’re screwed another $500k (John Scott).

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by blackhawk24 on Jun 8, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

Notice the available space

Also notice that Niklas Hjalmarsson is still on this roster, even though there are actual newspapers reporting him as being shopped.

It could work.

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by McClure on Jun 8, 2011 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

man, oh man

A top six of Kane-Toews-Sharp/Brouwer, Hossa-B. Richards-Sharp/Brouwer. That’d be somethin else.

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by Hack on Jun 8, 2011 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

Good call, hun!

Adding Bolland’s shutdown line and a non-Scott 4th line obviates our ledge-jumping ways. It would be salad days around here, I tell ya.

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by hairhelmet on Jun 8, 2011 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hammer being shopped? Meh

I’ve been shopping ofr a Porsche since 1979…still not one in the garage

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by krome on Jun 8, 2011 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

Damn mini-vans...

you can just fit so much more crap into them than a 911 Turbo Carrera, not to mention the lack of a decent cup holder on the 911.

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by Badgerdano on Jun 8, 2011 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I did travel hockey with the kid for 8 years in a Honda Del Sol

The bags fit in the trunk, but the sticks had to ride in the passenger space with us.

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by krome on Jun 8, 2011 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

the guy at the dealership laughed when I brought a full hockey bag for the test drive

I looked seriously at a Capri too – but it flunked the bag test

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by krome on Jun 8, 2011 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

$980,000

Still allows for callups (low salary types) to field 21-22/game.

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 8, 2011 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

That top line

Is pretty scary

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by Semi_Colon on Jun 8, 2011 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

But why stop at Hartnell?

PHI is obviously sellers (we know how that is) and the Hawks room to work with, why not abuse them two summers in a row?

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 8, 2011 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I put Hartnell in the category with Dennis Rodman in his heyday...

HATE him.

In any jersey that isn’t worn by MY team.

I’d take him in a heartbeat, and wouldn’t complain so much when people complained about stuff being committed by Blackhawks’ players.

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by Powrfwd37 on Jun 8, 2011 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

I didn't like Rodman on the Bulls either

but you’re right, I put up with him as long as they were winning…

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by Badgerdano on Jun 8, 2011 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I alays thought he was a goofy dick, but tolerated him on the Bulls

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by krome on Jun 8, 2011 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kesler is the only one

that I could see myself NOT continuing to hate in a Blackhawk’s sweater. As for the Sedins and Burrows, if they ever end up on the ’Hawks somehow I might actually stop watching the NHL until they were gone

by FrankStallone on Jun 8, 2011 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

We might not like it at first but

somehow it wouldn’t be the end of the world if the Sedins were on my team. Burrows, well I just cant answer that one

by Jrs23 on Jun 8, 2011 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, can't stand the Sedins

I will never root for such blatant divers regardless of what sweater they wear. I don’t care how good they are, they’re complete and utter lack of class is an embarrassment. The same goes for Burrows. And as far as Kesler goes, I mean I don’t love the guy but I guess I’ve got a bit of a soft spot for him. What can I say, I’m a fan of his work on The Office.

by FrankStallone on Jun 8, 2011 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

The thing that bothers me about them is that they are so good, they don't need to do that shit

but they do it anyway. It drives me crazy – and has been what’s driven me crazy about the Canucks these playoffs in general. Also, how obvious the dives were. I mean Kaner’s dive was horrendous, but I can only think of the one that he’s pulled. I can name a number of Sedin dives.

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by justforkicks on Jun 8, 2011 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

You could say the same for the entire team

They have no need for this crap, but for some reason they just cannot help themselves. And for that, I blame their coach and management, specifically their GM.

by Waylon on Jun 8, 2011 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah that's why I've had a hard time rooting for them

They are a good, skilled team. Why can’t they keep their shit together.

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by justforkicks on Jun 8, 2011 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

they may be divers

but imagine them on a team where the leadership wouldn’t condone such behavior. I don’t see Tazer being okay with people on his team continually diving.

SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.

by ahnfire on Jun 8, 2011 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Toews-Richards-Bolland = Hjammertime permaboner

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by HjammerTime on Jun 7, 2011 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Almost...

Other changes needed but who knows. This is a new monkey wrench to throw into capgeek.

Just win the next game...!

by blackhawk24 on Jun 8, 2011 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

Welcome to Toronto Jeff Carter!

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by hawks61 on Jun 7, 2011 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can you imagine Toews, Richards, and Bolland.

jizz

If The Hawks could just find a guy who is not afraid to pull hair or bite, they are sure to win next season.

by laaarmer on Jun 8, 2011 9:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

Still think they could get Richards

The Kool – Aid is strong with this one. Hartnell would be aweseome but it’ll never happen – but he’s chippy and good, something this team definitely needs more of next season.

by Waylon on Jun 8, 2011 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

You know what is funny?

Because of all the Hartnell talk, I was thinking Mike Richards.

by laaarmer on Jun 8, 2011 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

Everyone was thinking mike, not brad

due to the Philly cap crunch

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by Hack on Jun 8, 2011 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

You know what's not funny?

Because of all the Hartnell talk, I was thinking I might vomit a little. Yes, he’s talented, but man, I hated that guy last year and I’d have a hard time accepting him wearing the four feathers…

39 years of pain (1971 loss to Habs) vaporized by one OT goal.

by Badgerdano on Jun 8, 2011 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

Someone mentioned Rodman

I don’t think I hated any Piston more than I did him (with the possible exception of Lambeer, and Thomas, and Dumars, and Salley… Christ, I really hated that team), but once he put on a Bulls uniform and began playing with Michael and Scottie – all was forgiven and more. I would expect no less for Hartnell, and it would be even easier since we don’t have nearly the rivalry with Philly as the Bulls did with the Pistons.

Thumbs up — if it can happen. Plus, Tazer would have him tone down his douchebaggery. Except when playing VAN.

by hawkeytalk on Jun 8, 2011 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Honestly

I would probably accept Hartnell more readily than I did Rodman… Lambeer, wow, yeah, hated that jerk. But we digress.

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by Badgerdano on Jun 8, 2011 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

you'd think they go with a goalie

that doesn’t have the all too familiar problems of laying eggs in the playoffs.

by putmeinthemadhouse on Jun 7, 2011 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bryzgalov was money with the Ducks back in 2006 Playoffs and at the start of the 2007 Playoffs. It was just last year when it looked like his team was about to (on and off the ice) fold completely.

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by hawks61 on Jun 7, 2011 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Handcuffed.

And dazed.

you might be sick, but you feel alright to me.

by HolyBlackhawksBatman on Jun 7, 2011 9:28 PM CDT reply actions  

THE SENATORS WIN THE CUP!!!

Well, ummm, the Binghamton Senators won the Calder Cup.

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by hawks61 on Jun 7, 2011 10:41 PM CDT reply actions  

This should bring a smile to your face

Sweet story

It doesn't hurt to be optimistic. You can always cry later.

by stacie7 on Jun 7, 2011 10:47 PM CDT reply actions  

this is why hockey players are awesome

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by ahnfire on Jun 7, 2011 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Aw that is cute

thanks for posting it!

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by justforkicks on Jun 7, 2011 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

nice

if i understand the math here, this move entitles Kaner to dive three times next season, right?

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by cliffkoroll on Jun 8, 2011 9:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

I figured out what happened with this team

Stan saved some money by switching hockey tape manufacturers. This is why Hossa’s shot never leaves the ice. No sticky in this tape. Also, Kaner can’t “elevate” his forehand backhand move. If we stayed with the regular tape, Sharp scores against VAN. He also switched all the guys to “T” blades so he didn’t have to pay benefits to the skate sharpener person. Just change the blades when they are dull.

D

If The Hawks could just find a guy who is not afraid to pull hair or bite, they are sure to win next season.

by laaarmer on Jun 8, 2011 8:48 AM CDT reply actions  

Has Seinfeld taught us nothing?

Cheap adhesive kills!

The fourth dimension will collapse in upon itself, bitch.

by hairhelmet on Jun 8, 2011 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

only if it’s ingested.

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by Badgerdano on Jun 8, 2011 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Scott

So I have a question.

This John Scott guy… am I the only one who actually saw him progress over the season? I seem to remember him… and I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I do seem to remember him looking… decent on defense. Another year with an actual skating coach and a commitment from Q to keep him on defense and a little coaching, and I think he might be a guy worth keeping around.

I’m no John Scott apologist and he hurt the team more than helped it, mainly because when he was called upon he seemed to enjoy staged fights more than playing hockey and being the type of enforcer that beats the shit out of someone for taking liberties with his teammates, which is what we needed him to be. But if he can develop into a 3rd pair defenseman… why not?

Go ahead. Tell me that the team won a cup without having an enforcer. Tell me how Campoli and him on the back end as a 3rd pair is vomit/ ulcer inducing. You can tell me a lot of things and you’d be right. But I’m left with the feeling that this guy is a fucking mutant beast of a human being and could be the protection that we need when we play big physical teams like Vancouver, Anehiem, St Louis…

We develop him and coach him… and for $500K? Why not?

/ducks

by Skags on Jun 8, 2011 8:51 AM CDT reply actions  

It sounds good

He didn’t protect his teammates because he was never on the ice to do so. He is not a very good D man. Think about it. He was so bad they brought up a teenager to play. Why anybody thinks he can play forward is insane.

I think Campoli is good for this team, and will score the game winner against VAN next season to make up for his failed clearing attempt. Bring up another young guy to pair with him.

In the series against VAN, an enforcer was not what was needed. Did Scott take care of Torres? No. It was Bickell right? What they needed was another 2 goals. just 2 goals and VAN is out.

Waive Scott or trade him to NYI for a skate sharpener.

If The Hawks could just find a guy who is not afraid to pull hair or bite, they are sure to win next season.

by laaarmer on Jun 8, 2011 9:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

bickell took out bieksa

in similar fashion to the torres hit on seabrook,

though this time, it wasn’t interference.

by putmeinthemadhouse on Jun 8, 2011 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

i was tring to avoid the fray here

but the Hawks won three games against Vanocuver dressing Scott as a defenseman, and, during those games, the Canuck asshats’ behavior was muted.

maybe a coincidence, but…

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by cliffkoroll on Jun 8, 2011 9:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not admitting that Scott had anything to do with it.

Bolland came back and Luongo was a sieve for two of those games.

As Skags says, the team won the cup with Ben Eager and the likes as the “enforcer”. The thing about that is, Ben can play hockey sometimes. He’s available too, not that I think he should come back. He may lose or draw in fights, but he’s better than Scott.

John Scott needs to be hidden in your lineup and I’ll bet it makes coaching harder when Keith, Seabs, or Campbell is in the box and fluffy is what you see.

EEP, OPP ORK, AH AH

by laaarmer on Jun 8, 2011 9:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

i'm familiar with the anti-Scott arguments

the decision to play him at forward, all by itself, was arguably the difference between a #8 and #4 seed this year.

i’d love if the Hawks found some size this summer- otherwise, I hope Scott can improve to the point of being able to play 8 minutes a night as a #6 d-man, because he will be on the roster, and Q will give him multiple chances.

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by cliffkoroll on Jun 8, 2011 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

Jonathon Ericsson of The Red WIngs is UFA (900,000)

Big guy. He can play 3rd pairing D all season, no problem. If you send Scott to Europe……..

I know he will be here and that sucks.

EEP, OPP ORK, AH AH

by laaarmer on Jun 8, 2011 10:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

Salei would be gone if I were in charge over there.

I sort of liked what I saw from Kindle. They talk up that Smith kid too. I think were going to see them make a run at Wiz or Salo. Maybe even Bieksa if the Nucks decide not too keep him.

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by HjammerTime on Jun 8, 2011 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

Markov and Ehroff?

They have Lidstrom’s 6.2 and Rafalskis $ too

Biejsa
White
Brewer

Going to be some new faces in DET.

by laaarmer on Jun 8, 2011 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

I meant Ehroff when I typed Salo. I always mix them up.

Salo is the guy with the busted nut, right?

Markov would be scary in a Wings uni. Not sure why MTL would let him get away though.

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by HjammerTime on Jun 8, 2011 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

If Beach would just become the player we all hope he can be

This conundrum would be solved – the vagaries of draft picks failing to make their expected grades always seems to haunt every organization at one time or another.

by Waylon on Jun 8, 2011 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

John Scott intimidated Alex Burrows with a choke slam directly into a 3 point game

He also kept Kevin Bieksa from taking shots at Viktor Stalberg. Oh wait…

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by McClure on Jun 8, 2011 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

Stan is sending Scott to summer camp in August: Zdeno Chara’s Hockey School for Huge MF’ers
We’ll see if that helps.

by K_Dog on Jun 8, 2011 9:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

I saw much improvement over the year ..... Unfortunately, he would be "Most Imprived" for 10 ears to get passable

I don’t see him as a hockey’s version of Gheorghe Mureşan

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by krome on Jun 8, 2011 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

I will not argue against the notion that he showed some level of visible improvement.

He just did not do so to the extent that I have unwavering confidence in those “new and improved” abilities.

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by Powrfwd37 on Jun 8, 2011 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think his skating improved greatly over the season.

As much of a heart-warmer it would be to have us take this giant who was never really taught to play hockey because he was told to simply fight, I don’t think the Hawks should be a hockey school. It may only be 500K, but that’s 500k we could use for a guy that doesn’t need remedial hockey school.

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by ahnfire on Jun 8, 2011 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Do you have a link for that Rozner article? TBH I don’t even know who he writes for.

by K_Dog on Jun 8, 2011 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

Im not sure they allow these here.....but here ya go.

http://www.dailyherald.com/article/20110607/sports/706079781/

I disagree that they will be remembered more for being douchebags than Cup winners. But I agree with the spirit of the piece.

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by HjammerTime on Jun 8, 2011 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

despicable

if you ask me that he is writing that AND that it was actually printed… WTF is that? Just bleeds of sore loser. One thing to say it or commnet on their actions which we all have but to have “journalist” write that and have it printed is just awful. I’m ashamed

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by Roos-34 on Jun 8, 2011 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

He's not really saying anything that hasn't been said by lots of folks now.

Im not a Rozner fan either, but aside from the last line, I really dont find anything that objectionable and I like that the douchiness of the Canucks is being documented.

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by HjammerTime on Jun 8, 2011 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hey guys, today’s Globe and Mail (Canada) also talks about the Canucks becoming the NHL’s most hated team. The talkback, of course, is rubbish, with all kinds of righteous indignation at Matt Sekeres’ article (must be a Habs’ or Leafs’ homer because he’s bashing “Canada’s team”, which the Canucks are definitely not, in my humble opinion).

by silvsiara on Jun 8, 2011 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's pile on time!

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 8, 2011 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have to say though, for me personally, it isn’t because I naturally hate them or anything. I live in Toronto but I am not a Leafs fan so it’s not jealousy or anything. In fact, up until very recently, I had oodles of respect for them. Sure, they mouthed off during the regular season when they were beaten by my Pens (a team that has already won the Cup in recent years), but whatever, it was one game and it came off like sour grapes to me. Somehow, in these playoffs though, I have had a really hard time getting behind them, despite the series with Chicago being a classic. Henrik’s comments about the Blackhawks, another team I love, really left a bad taste in my mouth, I have hated Lapierre since his Hab days, and Torres is horrible. Always knew Burrows was a pest, albeit a talented one, but now I just want to scream when I watch the games. The 3 Nucks I respect the most are Luongo, Daniel Sedin, and Manny Malhotra…and that’s it. This Aaron Rome thing has been horrible too, especially since my team lost its captain to a concussion (or 2), and I woudn’t wish that on anyone. I don’t love the Bruins but I am having no trouble rooting for them.

by silvsiara on Jun 8, 2011 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was a very interesting article in the Globe and Mail

It speaks volumes that it has taken the country this long to come around to the Canucks, and even now many are not sold.

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by HjammerTime on Jun 8, 2011 12:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think it was very interesting at all

He pulls quotes from Chicago papers, what a guy said on twitter – that’s journalism now?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 8, 2011 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tony Gallagher thinks so.

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by McClure on Jun 8, 2011 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

And he's also a hack

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 8, 2011 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anyways

I’m not saying anymore on this because I know there’s no point.

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 8, 2011 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

HEY!
…no point.

Are you taunting us now?

39 years of pain (1971 loss to Habs) vaporized by one OT goal.

by Badgerdano on Jun 8, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

No point?

Are you talking about Henrik this series?

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by HjammerTime on Jun 8, 2011 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Okay, so maybe it was a fluff piece but I don’t think the sentiments are necessarily wrong. And who knows? In the wake of the Horton concussion, maybe there will be more like it. Was talking to my co-worker today and he’s off the Canucks bandwagon because of these playoffs. And he missed the Rome hit so I can only imagine his reaction when he finally gets around to seeing it.

by silvsiara on Jun 8, 2011 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just like getting a Canadian Perspective.

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by HjammerTime on Jun 8, 2011 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Globe and Mail is a national newspaper too, and a good one at that.

by silvsiara on Jun 8, 2011 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, find us articles by non- Vancouver journalists who don't agree with Rozner, Globe and Mail, etc...

We will wait patiently…but no quotes from Vancouver papers or tweets

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by Saskjet on Jun 8, 2011 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah. I want some of what Barry Melrose is smoking.

I saw him on SportsCenter this morning saying that if the refs start calling ticky-tack penalties for all of the crap that goes on after the whistle, etc., the Bruins are in trouble because they’ll be spending the whole game in the penalty box. Made me wonder whether he’s ever really watched the Nucks play because they get away with a lot more of that crap (diving, biting, general BS) than Boston ever tried to do.

I wish I could respect the Canucks and I’ve tried hard to do that (if only because Semi_Colon seems like a decent enough person), but I just can’t do it. A team has to earn respect and it seems like every game, the Canucks do something that earns the opposite.

by flahawkfan on Jun 8, 2011 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

It would start from not bashing a team you have just beaten. Series is over, move on. The Sedins have really surprised me these playoffs. They are fantastic talents and diving aside, I still really like Daniel, but get near them and they are already on the ground.

by silvsiara on Jun 8, 2011 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I should add that my team employs Matt Cooke, whose suspensions this season were all well-deserved, and what he did to Savard was awful. We employ a goon too. Thankfully, albeit to my team’s detriment, the League suspended him. Had that happened to Torres in Round 1 (or even McGinn or Eager last round), perfect.

by silvsiara on Jun 8, 2011 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

despite the series with Chicago being a classic.

amen. it sucks to come out on the short end of it, but it was a great fucking series.

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by cliffkoroll on Jun 8, 2011 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wonderful, wonderful series. And it was soured by comments made after it was over. At least the Red Wings-Sharks series ended without any of that.

by silvsiara on Jun 8, 2011 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

What part of "Sports Journalist" do you not understand?

The entire genre has become a mockery of any thing resembling journalism.

by Waylon on Jun 8, 2011 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

All of it apparently

doesn’t make it any more tolerable

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by Roos-34 on Jun 8, 2011 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

They're all meatheads

The only difference is that now we have many alternatives to the MSM – and thank goodness.

by Waylon on Jun 8, 2011 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hi darling.

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by HjammerTime on Jun 8, 2011 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

what, the "hun" thing wasn't enough

surely, this can be given a rest

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by krome on Jun 8, 2011 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

Were just playing around.

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by HjammerTime on Jun 8, 2011 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

ok snookems don't let this get out of hand

It doesn't hurt to be optimistic. You can always cry later.

by stacie7 on Jun 8, 2011 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

Sugar, you must be joking.

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by HjammerTime on Jun 8, 2011 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

It doesn't bother me, sweetheart, but some folk here are sensitive

I’m a proud neanderthal

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Confusion will be my epitaph.
It needs more cowbell.

by krome on Jun 8, 2011 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Its a completely innocent meme

Im a dude, so I think most everyone can understand a joking objection to a clear typo.

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by HjammerTime on Jun 8, 2011 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

so

I’m glad my typo has been such a great source of enjoyment. I do find it funny. I’m not complaining. This just proves my gf theory that i am great setting myself up for disaster.

This is over. You can go ahead and order the autopsy now.

by derlemke on Jun 8, 2011 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

well, if you can't laugh at yourself

step aside and let us have a crack at it

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Confusion will be my epitaph.
It needs more cowbell.

by krome on Jun 8, 2011 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

I do find funny

I never had some kind of impact on the blog. i don’t care if its my expense. Damn Hun.

This is over. You can go ahead and order the autopsy now.

by derlemke on Jun 8, 2011 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I meant to call you Attila.

This is over. You can go ahead and order the autopsy now.

by derlemke on Jun 8, 2011 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

From now on

he will always be hun, short for honey, in my mind. Thank you for that.

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by Badgerdano on Jun 8, 2011 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

HA

I meant to right huh? Or something like that.

This is over. You can go ahead and order the autopsy now.

by derlemke on Jun 8, 2011 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I took it as you meant to type "huh"

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by HjammerTime on Jun 8, 2011 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Like you said

I think this whole thing has been hilarious.

This is over. You can go ahead and order the autopsy now.

by derlemke on Jun 8, 2011 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

It can be given a rest

and don’t call me Shirley.

39 years of pain (1971 loss to Habs) vaporized by one OT goal.

by Badgerdano on Jun 8, 2011 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

do you like gladiator movies?

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Confusion will be my epitaph.
It needs more cowbell.

by krome on Jun 8, 2011 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ever seen a grown man naked?

...drink your big black cow, and get out of here..."

by The Fearless Freep on Jun 8, 2011 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Ted, you have to get over Macho Grande!"

...drink your big black cow, and get out of here..."

by The Fearless Freep on Jun 8, 2011 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I picked a bad day to stop snifing glue

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It needs more cowbell.

by krome on Jun 8, 2011 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh Geez

This is over. You can go ahead and order the autopsy now.

by derlemke on Jun 8, 2011 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

Its all in good fun!

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by HjammerTime on Jun 8, 2011 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ha

It’s all good. I’m glad my hun mistake can travel over to the next day. I’ve somewhat accomplished something….lol.

This is over. You can go ahead and order the autopsy now.

by derlemke on Jun 8, 2011 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed

Now if someone would just send that link over to the folks at NM, we’d have a plethora of them coming over to laud their charitable largesse, and btw, did you know that one of the twins donated over ONE MILLION DOLLARS of his own money to a local hospital? No one else in hockey ever does that, you can take that to the bank.

by Waylon on Jun 8, 2011 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

So ESPN insider tells me

the Bryzgalov wants a minimum of 5 years and 30 mil (meaning Hawks61 would be right about him wanting north of 5 mil), according to this source.

So if they’re willing to pay him that kind coin, there’s going to have to be some serious deck shuffling in Philly.

Seems like too much to me.

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by Hack on Jun 8, 2011 10:36 AM CDT reply actions  

Maybe this will free up Versteeg!

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by HjammerTime on Jun 8, 2011 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm guessing that I'm not alone when I say that

I’m not sure I want Kris Versteeg back at his current cap hit

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by Hack on Jun 8, 2011 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

I know, I know.

Its fun to daydream though. I would HATE to seem him venture over to the Red Wings though. Scary.

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by HjammerTime on Jun 8, 2011 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

Apparently

Bryz didn’t even know his rights got traded. Or so I heard

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

"You can't come in my kitchen, kick my dog, and take a box full of ballpoints! Your ass must be crazy!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 8, 2011 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

He does come across as a major asshole, so Im not surprised they slighted him.

“There aren’t enough parks in Winnipeg!”

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by HjammerTime on Jun 8, 2011 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

Russian men ... no further explanation needed

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by krome on Jun 8, 2011 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

He is a RFA Correct?

Perhaps this deal was only to get the follow on acquisition associated with a RFA loss. PHI will tender minimum, not accept 2 year arbitration (1 year will be off the table as they will not offer it), and walk away with a couple few Draft picks.

If this is the case, not a terrible move.

Preemptive Palomino, lets talk political stuff elsewhere .
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 8, 2011 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

whine more, Vancouver
NHLBruins Vigneault said the Canucks have spoke to the NHL about Thomas’ aggressive style outside his crease…^BISH

Then eat a dick.

i call everyone 'bro' regardless of gender or age... which makes running into old ladies at the grocery store kind of awkward.

by boldmatter on Jun 8, 2011 11:29 AM CDT reply actions  

Of course they have.

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by HjammerTime on Jun 8, 2011 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

You know what this means....

….more diving performances than before. If that’s possible.

...drink your big black cow, and get out of here..."

by The Fearless Freep on Jun 8, 2011 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

Jesus Christ

Can’t remember a former player acting exactly the same when he becomes a head coach. You’re in the finals, show some class for once in your professional life.

by Waylon on Jun 8, 2011 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

Is there a rule about him being outside the crease?

I know he can’t play the puck outside of that or the trapezoid but can he not stray outside the blue besides that?

It doesn't hurt to be optimistic. You can always cry later.

by stacie7 on Jun 8, 2011 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

No there's no such rule

The complaint in question was actually registered after Game 1 and has been thoroughly mocked and shot down from throughout the hockey world. It’s actually very clearly laid out in the rule book that the goalie is not limited to having to stay in the crease, nor is he in any way “fair game” just because he’s ventured from it. Really this is just another example of the Canucks being whiny little asshats.

by FrankStallone on Jun 8, 2011 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

he can go whre ever he wishes, but can't play the puck past center ice or behind goal line outside of trapezoid

once he is a reasonable ways out from the blue paint he is … theorectically … subject to the same interference standards as other players

Fighting stupidity since 1958 (it's taking longer than anticipated)
Confusion will be my epitaph.
It needs more cowbell.

by krome on Jun 8, 2011 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's what I thought

Thanks!

It doesn't hurt to be optimistic. You can always cry later.

by stacie7 on Jun 8, 2011 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

back in the "good old days" once out of the crease the rules allowed for him to be checked

just like any other player … although it was a virtually guaranteed line brawl to do so

Fighting stupidity since 1958 (it's taking longer than anticipated)
Confusion will be my epitaph.
It needs more cowbell.

by krome on Jun 8, 2011 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Isn't Thomas IN his crease when he made the check?

And what is wrong with checking a guy who is touching the puck?

They whine, they dive, they pull hair, they bite. Ladies and gentlemen, the Vancouver Canucks!

Please, anyone but Vancouver. Please....

by Preacher000 on Jun 8, 2011 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

In this case, he was

and goalies (those who were so inclined) have always been a fair degree of latitude in keeping their crease clear

Fighting stupidity since 1958 (it's taking longer than anticipated)
Confusion will be my epitaph.
It needs more cowbell.

by krome on Jun 8, 2011 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

It looked to me like a good "hockey play."

Isn’t that the phrase the Nucks always use when one of their players makes a dirty and dangerous borderline play?

They whine, they dive, they pull hair, they bite. Ladies and gentlemen, the Vancouver Canucks!

Please, anyone but Vancouver. Please....

by Preacher000 on Jun 8, 2011 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Next he'll be complaining

that the Bruins are unfairly shooting while Luongo is down and flopping around.

by flahawkfan on Jun 8, 2011 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

In fact, how dare the Bruins even show up!

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by HjammerTime on Jun 8, 2011 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've said it before...Championship teams...

play through bad officiating (real or perceived) and somehow find a way (or will) to win.

Maybe AV forgot that through all of the hoopla in game three, his team was 0-8 on the PP while surrendring 2 SHGs.

Go back to last year…
For all of the talk last year about how Pronger was going to be a factor in the SCF, the Hawks went out scored when they needed and played lockdown D at the other end – Mr. Pronger neutralized. Same thing with the Hawks last year in the quarterfinals – alot was made about Buff being in Luongo’s head, but it wouldn’t have made a damn bit of difference if Buff didn’t go out and back it up…

by StopItRightThere on Jun 8, 2011 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kaner again makes Deadspin

http://ca.deadspin.com/5809969/patrick-kane-does-something-really-nice

This time its good!

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by HjammerTime on Jun 8, 2011 12:47 PM CDT reply actions  

can't read at work - is it the bday party thing stacie linked?

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by justforkicks on Jun 8, 2011 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

it is

I’m still confused by the group photo, though. Why is that kid on the right not with the rest of the group?

SCH's resident 8 year old

by LanceFister3 on Jun 8, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

he's in time out

Fighting stupidity since 1958 (it's taking longer than anticipated)
Confusion will be my epitaph.
It needs more cowbell.

by krome on Jun 8, 2011 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's probably the stinky kid

there’s one in every class, no one wants to be anywhere near the stinky kid

by FrankStallone on Jun 8, 2011 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's all rumor and innuendo, hun!

When will you people lay off Kaner???? oh, wait, he did something nice? never mind…

39 years of pain (1971 loss to Habs) vaporized by one OT goal.

by Badgerdano on Jun 8, 2011 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who needs Chevy, we got Eddie!

espn.go.com/blog/chicago/blackhawks/post/_/id/4667198/how-about-olczyk-as-assistant-gm

"Jonathan Toews: Youngest Triple Gold Winner EVER...EVER is a LONG time, no script written for people like that"

by Saskjet on Jun 8, 2011 1:53 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

You talkin to me???

You talkin to me? Well I’m the only one here who the f*** are you talking to?

"Jonathan Toews: Youngest Triple Gold Winner EVER...EVER is a LONG time, no script written for people like that"

by Saskjet on Jun 8, 2011 2:05 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

interesting

although would his contract as an announcer have to be fulfilled?

I mean, I don’t even know what I think about the idea in the first place I’m just curious of how it could play out.

by putmeinthemadhouse on Jun 8, 2011 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck is Jesse a clown.

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by McClure on Jun 8, 2011 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't you like clowns

Read Stephen King’s “It,” for a jolly good time.

by Waylon on Jun 8, 2011 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

i like eddie with doc.

the only one who i think could fill his spot is panger. bring him up from “between the glass” and give him a shot.

by PatFoley on Jun 8, 2011 2:09 PM CDT reply actions  

since edzo is going to be our assistant GM, i say we give pierre a shot at it

as long as were handing out jobs to people who have no business being in them

by putmeinthemadhouse on Jun 8, 2011 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

could we rephrase that to "i say we shoot pierre" ?

I’d go for that

Fighting stupidity since 1958 (it's taking longer than anticipated)
Confusion will be my epitaph.
It needs more cowbell.

by krome on Jun 8, 2011 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

And The Whining/Excuses Continue...

…bad ice

...drink your big black cow, and get out of here..."

by The Fearless Freep on Jun 8, 2011 2:39 PM CDT reply actions  

and this...

"(Boston) is a team that prides itself on being the tougher team after the whistle, pushing and shoving," Bieksa said after Wednesday’s morning skate.

And Vancouver is a team that prides itself on flopping and diving in response to the pushing and shoving.

...drink your big black cow, and get out of here..."

by The Fearless Freep on Jun 8, 2011 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

...
Vancouver defenseman Kevin Bieksa said intimidation is "their game, that’s for sure, their bread and butter."

wow.

by putmeinthemadhouse on Jun 8, 2011 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

His mirror must be cracked

Or maybe his chin gets in the way of his view of himself – they really are beneath contempt at this point.

by Waylon on Jun 8, 2011 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

If that is Boston's bread and butter

it must be Vancouver’s meat and potatoes.

Jeezus.

by flahawkfan on Jun 8, 2011 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I am not a violent person, nor do I support the idea of taking liberties in a game, but

I REALLY wish someone would give Bieksa a crosscheck to the chops. Like, with blood and flying teeth.

I’m sorry. Forgive me. This makes me a terrible representative of a Blackhawks’ fan, but the guy simply needs to be silenced. He is beyond vile.

I will now go do some good deed to make up for my violent reaction to Mr. Douchebag.

They whine, they dive, they pull hair, they bite. Ladies and gentlemen, the Vancouver Canucks!

Please, anyone but Vancouver. Please....

by Preacher000 on Jun 8, 2011 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Funny
I REALLY wish someone would give Bieksa a crosscheck to the chops. Like, with blood and flying teeth.

I’m sorry. Forgive me. This makes me a terrible representative of a Blackhawks’ fan…

You’re a preacher but your first priority is concern over how you’ll be perceived as a Blackhaws fan, not your religion. I want to join your church! LOL

39 years of pain (1971 loss to Habs) vaporized by one OT goal.

by Badgerdano on Jun 8, 2011 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Church of Being Human

OK I’M A MOD SO I SHOULDN’T GET INVOLVED AND JUST END IT NOW I GET IT

by Skags on Jun 8, 2011 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

And if you were a member of my church...

You’d hear about the Blackhawks regularly. Just ask my congregation—they hear about the Hawks all the time. Which is irritating to some of them since I live in Wisconsin.

In fact, a devotional booklet will come out in October that has 31 daily meditations in it that I wrote. One of them is centered around the Hawks winning the Cup!

They whine, they dive, they pull hair, they bite. Ladies and gentlemen, the Vancouver Canucks!

Please, anyone but Vancouver. Please....

by Preacher000 on Jun 8, 2011 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

There was much truculence built into the common OT mindsets

yeah, I know … skating onto the thin ice … again

Fighting stupidity since 1958 (it's taking longer than anticipated)
Confusion will be my epitaph.
It needs more cowbell.

by krome on Jun 8, 2011 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is it sad

that when I read your post, it took me four tries before it became apparent that “OT” meant “Old Testament” in this case, rather than off-topic?

by flahawkfan on Jun 8, 2011 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

First obviate now truculence.

This site is embiggening our word knowingness.

39 years of pain (1971 loss to Habs) vaporized by one OT goal.

by Badgerdano on Jun 8, 2011 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

No need to apologize.

At the beginning of the year, Ryan Miller said something and I recall going into MEATHEAD LEVEL 5 and saying the Hawks should just run him for the entire game.

Sometimes this crazy game of hockey gets to your head.

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by HjammerTime on Jun 8, 2011 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know, but it makes me feel like Blues fan or something.

They whine, they dive, they pull hair, they bite. Ladies and gentlemen, the Vancouver Canucks!

Please, anyone but Vancouver. Please....

by Preacher000 on Jun 8, 2011 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oddly, sometimes I feel like I get intense watching Blackhawks games than I did my own games when I was younger.

I think its just because I can’t strap on the pads and go hammer someone anymore…

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by HjammerTime on Jun 8, 2011 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

that was the toughest thing about watching the kid play when he started

my wife went along with the coaching in part because I was very calm on teh bench, but a basket case in the stands

Fighting stupidity since 1958 (it's taking longer than anticipated)
Confusion will be my epitaph.
It needs more cowbell.

by krome on Jun 8, 2011 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Man, if I ever have a kid, they are going to HATE me after their hockey games and practices.

I remember taking my sweet time getting undressed after I played a bad game knowing full well my old man was going to drop every piece of knowledge he had on the trip home….

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by HjammerTime on Jun 8, 2011 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

My son was clearly told there would be no dilly-dalling in dressing

couched in the “you have to learn to shower/dress quick because eventually your team will ride a bus and you don’t want to be the last one on it” life lesson and that the first guys on the bus get the choice seats

Fighting stupidity since 1958 (it's taking longer than anticipated)
Confusion will be my epitaph.
It needs more cowbell.

by krome on Jun 8, 2011 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can see why :-) JK

This is over. You can go ahead and order the autopsy now.

by derlemke on Jun 8, 2011 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

/scorch/

Fighting stupidity since 1958 (it's taking longer than anticipated)
Confusion will be my epitaph.
It needs more cowbell.

by krome on Jun 8, 2011 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Now you've done it!

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by HjammerTime on Jun 8, 2011 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

You may have forgotten when he got stampeded in the Thunderdome

By none other than Bickell, whose hit pinwheeled Beeker about 360. Funniest moment was when he immediately looked around for a ref to plead his case, albeit while trying to see out of his side earhole. Hilarious.

by Waylon on Jun 8, 2011 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

....or talk to the media. These are brave, brave men.

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by HjammerTime on Jun 8, 2011 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Incredibly brave today.

They certainly appear to be blabbing to the media an awful lot today.

These guys are pathetic.

by flahawkfan on Jun 8, 2011 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Brave... You want to talk brave?

What about those Vancouver fans?

Bravest in the league – hands down.

Second City Hockey's resident arrogant poster.

by Powrfwd37 on Jun 8, 2011 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're really a Preacher?

This is awesome, (nerd speak to follow) I play Battlefield Bad Company 2 with a guy who’s a pastor, and it’s always funny to me to hear him talking about killing folks in game. Maybe it’s my traditional southern baptist upbringing, but the thought of men of the cloth who have passionate interests outside of the church is awesome to me.

by DesertHawk on Jun 8, 2011 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

"men of the cloth who have passionate interests outside of the church is awesome to me."

In that case, I am awesome.

And I like sex a lot too. (With my wife, just to clarify.)

And let me just “palomino” this thread right now!

They whine, they dive, they pull hair, they bite. Ladies and gentlemen, the Vancouver Canucks!

Please, anyone but Vancouver. Please....

by Preacher000 on Jun 8, 2011 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good ol' palomino

Remember a time, long long ago, when we were somehow able to police ourselves by simply typing the phrase palomino?

39 years of pain (1971 loss to Habs) vaporized by one OT goal.

by Badgerdano on Jun 8, 2011 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Your selection for quoting....

makes it look like I don’t know how to properly use is/are…
:squinty eyes: Was that on purpose?

by DesertHawk on Jun 8, 2011 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

just to clarify?

how abut just for the fun of it!

We like our people!

by cliffkoroll on Jun 8, 2011 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL, NPR is running a story this hour

about the missing puck from Kane’s Cup-winning goal!

by flahawkfan on Jun 8, 2011 4:02 PM CDT reply actions  

pretty conclusive evidence that he picked up the goal

despite him saying he never touched it. Assuming that’s whatshisface

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be. - Douglas Adams

by justforkicks on Jun 8, 2011 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hurry, somebody call the Wahmbulence!
Vigneault said the Canucks asked the league about the legality of Boston G Tim Thomas’(notes) two-handed check on Vancouver captain Henrik Sedin in Game 3. Thomas knocked Sedin to the ice without receiving a penalty while Sedin attempted to catch a loose puck. "We’ve talked to the NHL about him initiating contact like he did on Hank," Vigneault said. "Hopefully they’re going to handle it."

In their eyes I guess that was more dirty of a play than the one Rome layed out on Horton. Boo hoo!

by BodomSlayer on Jun 8, 2011 4:02 PM CDT reply actions  

AV et al just keep digging.

They are certainly among the elite in NHL whining. They may convince me yet that Skags was right when he said yesterday he has never seen a team like this before.

39 years of pain (1971 loss to Habs) vaporized by one OT goal.

by Badgerdano on Jun 8, 2011 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I really hope Karma smacks them in the face

And they lose the series…Then they can whine some more and maybe we can hear Hank say how the Hawks don’t belong.

John Scotts only purpose next year should be to destroy the gingers.

by BodomSlayer on Jun 8, 2011 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

i have a question about this

was it a dumb play?

shouldn’t Timmy be more concerned with keeping the puck out of the net?

We like our people!

by cliffkoroll on Jun 8, 2011 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought the same thing.

But then I figured someone should step up and raise some hell with the Twins, who better than Thomas? Weren’t they already spotting a 3 to 4 goal lead then?

by BodomSlayer on Jun 8, 2011 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

No it wasn't

I heard an interview afterward…

“That type of play happens a lot in practice. And guys catch the puck and put it on the ice and go this way or that and they score on him easily. So he said he had 1/100th of a sec to react and that seemed like the best action to take.”

Forgive the quotes, but it was something like this.

by Skags on Jun 8, 2011 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I heard Thomas say something to the effect of...

Honk [sic] caught the puck in front of my crease, and I was preventing him from a creating a scoring chance by checking the [deleted] out of him.

Anyway, that’s what I thought i read.

...drink your big black cow, and get out of here..."

by The Fearless Freep on Jun 8, 2011 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

He should me more concerned

About not attempting to stickhandle his way 30 feet in front of his crease – I know this is a part of his style, but I’ve yet to see the advantages in doing it. Cutting down the angle sounds good for breakaways, but this?

by Waylon on Jun 8, 2011 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Obviosusly a Penalty on Thing 2

But Rome, oh hell NO! That was a clean open ice hit!

Pot Calling Kettle, Pot Calling Kettle…………Come in Black, are you there?

Preemptive Palomino, lets talk political stuff elsewhere .
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 8, 2011 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

but wait! there's more!

on PD Vancouver says this Tim Thomas aggression will not stand

According to the NHL rulebook, that’s an illegal play: When a “goalkeeper deliberately initiates contact with an attacking player other than to establish position in the crease, or otherwise acts to make unnecessary contact with the attacking player,” it’s a minor penalty.

Well, Honks left foot is right on the red line surrounding the crease in that pic on PD. I guess you could say he’s not on the blue paint yet though he’s obviously on the cusp. He also had played the puck.

“We asked the league. Part of Thomas’ way of playing is playing out of the blue paint, initiating contact, roaming out there. He seems to think that once he’s out, set, makes the save, that he can go directly back in his net without having anybody behind him.

“Well, that’s wrong. He’s got the wrong rule on that. If we’re behind him, that’s our ice and we’re allowed to stay there. We’ve talked to the NHL about that. We’ve talked to the NHL about him initiating contact like did on Hank. They’re aware of it. Hopefully they’re going to handle it.”

He initiated contact once. Also, I’m assuming most goalies think that way – and the league does too. Hence Burrows getting the GI for tripping Nemo when he was outside of the crease as well. Players have a right to the ice, that doesn’t mean you run the goalie. And speaking of running the goalie, not sure how Manny didn’t get a GI when he went into Thomas and the net – didn’t look like he didn’t make any attempt to avoid or stop. And the League can tell him not to shove players, and he won’t (unless they are in his crease), but they can’t stop the way he chooses to goaltend right? And they can’t tell Thomas or players, that since he’s outside of the crease he’s fair game. I guess what they can do, is tell Thomas that if he thinks there has been a bad play, he should sprawl on the ice and stare at the ref to make sure he gets a call.

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be. - Douglas Adams

by justforkicks on Jun 8, 2011 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

WIth goodwill to now squander, I await Kaner's next folly.

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by HjammerTime on Jun 8, 2011 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Positive PR move by his people.

To wait until now to let this out, I know he just got the championship puck from the kid but still.

by BodomSlayer on Jun 8, 2011 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh god

just saw an interview clip with burrows on nhl on the fly

and I quote

Were a team that plays whistle to whistle

by putmeinthemadhouse on Jun 8, 2011 5:09 PM CDT reply actions  

You forgot the rest
Were a team that plays whistle to whistle, and give diving lessons after the whistle

Preemptive Palomino, lets talk political stuff elsewhere .
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Sarcasm is implied, unless I am serious

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jun 8, 2011 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wait... I've got the correction tape here....
Were a team that plays whistle to whistle. From the first whistle, to the next first whistle, we won’t stop.

Second City Hockey's resident arrogant poster.

by Powrfwd37 on Jun 8, 2011 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

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