This is exciting isn't it? The evil summer burned hot and bright and even now it is giving way to chill mornings. Soon, small crinkles of ice will start to form at the edges of autumn puddles and the scent of wet, dying leaves will fill the air. These signs point like blinking neon arrows to one thing: the start of a new hockey season.
First, the disclaimers (it helps if you read it real fast like the disclaimers in a boner pill commercial).
Are you looking for astute analysis of what we might expect from the Hawks' power play this year? Possible line combinations? An in depth discussion about the number two center position? What prospects to keep an eye on? Then you are in the wrong fucking place. Go HERE, HERE or HERE if you are looking for that type of thing. Those people know a hell of a lot more about hockey than me.
If you are trying to figure out which Hawks player most closely matches up with Ginny Weasley from the Harry Potter universe (Ben Smith) then you have found the right blog. I suppose there is a remote possibility that these comparisons might provide some insight into the upcoming season but again, I must caution you that this blog trades on nonsensical bullshit, not sharp insight. You have been warned.
I've only done ten matches here. If there is any positive feedback on this post maybe I can try to do some more before the season starts. Anyway, enjoy......
If you're interested, you can read the rest of the post on my blog HERE.