Jackets at Hawks 3rd Period Thread
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your will to speak clearly exposed too much
by JDawg84 on Jan 10, 2012 9:18 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
LETS GO HAWKS!!!!
LETS GO HAWKS!!!!
LETS GO HAWKS!!!!!!!
LETS GO HAWKS!!!!!!!!!!
"It's The Chicago Blackhawks, man." ~ Jeremy Roenick, June 9th, 2010.
they've got a great defense
not giving up too many shots, which tells me they’ll be around for awhile. Not too worried about them in the playoffs, though.
Smiling Havi
Ahhhh All warm and fuzzy.
NOW KILL!
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 10, 2012 9:19 PM CST reply actions
Clar it some time tonight.
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 10, 2012 9:22 PM CST reply actions
Vancouver and Tampa playing tiddlywinks.
by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 10, 2012 9:23 PM CST reply actions
Hey Hawks
Let’s own this fucking period and take these points!
by RVW5000 on Jan 10, 2012 9:23 PM CST via mobile reply actions
We are getting out fought
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 10, 2012 9:23 PM CST reply actions
Hammer hammered.
4 on 4?
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 10, 2012 9:25 PM CST reply actions
TOFTBO you goon
368795 penalty minutes for you!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 10, 2012 9:25 PM CST reply actions
Way too fuckin cute
With these passes Hawks
by RVW5000 on Jan 10, 2012 9:27 PM CST via mobile reply actions
What is our sudden aversion to shooting the puck at the net?
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 10, 2012 9:27 PM CST reply actions
Kane really needs to shooy the puck
by BodomSlayer on Jan 10, 2012 9:27 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Stall atain
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 10, 2012 9:28 PM CST reply actions
woohoooo...
finally! some secondary scoring! For the 3rd time tonight.
Man, I was getting pretty high on Stals….then I realized he scores all his goals against the shittiest team in the league.
/Katherine215 bait
I do stuff for CheerTheAnthem
Alternatively, he could not be scoring ANY and we’d be tied. So…
So long and thanks for all the fish.
Maybe she went to put panties on?
I seem to usually have that effect on ladies.
I do stuff for CheerTheAnthem
damn, I thought we were going NC-17 there for a minute
If you must scream to get noticed, maybe you should whisper instead
You remember me in high school right?
It was like a rule not to talk to me among the females.
I do stuff for CheerTheAnthem
haha
All I remember of you in highschool were those hilarious accounting classes
Give me the wrench....because F*CK him
I remember you "helping" me on accounting tests.
Thanks for that, again. Big help. 2nd period accounting senior year. I was high everyday.
I do stuff for CheerTheAnthem
How many men wouldnot be eager for a response
After a lady tells them they ain’t wearing undies?!?
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 10, 2012 9:44 PM CST up reply actions
WELL
I am neither going to confirm nor deny that. I was merely stating that panties, as a rule, can’t be in a bunch if they’re not on. More or less, I was trying to say that I wasn’t in an uproar over the original Stalberg comment.
IT WAS A METAPHOR I PROMISE. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, people.
So long and thanks for all the fish.
I want to say this is one of the creepier comments I've seen on here
But that’s just not true
They have two liter bottles now? To think I spent all that time demanding a liter!
Trade Stalls to Van
Get a bucket of chicken
Trade him to Columbus, probably get half their prospects and draft picks.
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 10, 2012 9:43 PM CST up reply actions
:P
GOALS ARE GOALS.
/bait taken
//Stalberg apologist
by Katherine215 on Jan 10, 2012 10:13 PM CST up reply actions
GOAL!!!!
BOOM BABY!!!
SLICK VIK GETTING IT DONE!!!!
LETS GO HAWKS!!!!!
"It's The Chicago Blackhawks, man." ~ Jeremy Roenick, June 9th, 2010.
Stalberg beats off to the prospect of playing the jackets
Nymphin' Ain't Easy Fly Fishing
Back off man, I'm a scientist
just before Stal scored, I was yelling “WHY WON’T YOU SHOOT?!” at Kane.
So long and thanks for all the fish.
He's been trying to shoot
Can’t get it to go
by RVW5000 on Jan 10, 2012 9:32 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Stalberg is like Byfuglien
In that he is a secret weapon against one specific team. Unfortunately for Stalberg, Columbus isn’t the beast that Vancouver was/is
Afroman likes tall cans... of Daisy Cutter Pale Ale
I'll take a player on my team who dominates a divisional opponent
even if it is Columbus.
the trick is to get him (and others) to dominate the ENTIRE division.
winning is infectious.
"It's The Chicago Blackhawks, man." ~ Jeremy Roenick, June 9th, 2010.
Smith!
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 10, 2012 9:31 PM CST reply actions
JESSE ROGERS BONER!!!!
Give me the wrench....because F*CK him
by sapper16 on Jan 10, 2012 9:31 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Hahahaha
Nymphin' Ain't Easy Fly Fishing
Back off man, I'm a scientist
by BigCSouthside on Jan 10, 2012 9:32 PM CST up reply actions
Agent Smith
And a boner for the beats!
by BodomSlayer on Jan 10, 2012 9:32 PM CST via mobile reply actions
GOAL!!!!!
AGENT SMITH HAS GAVE ROGERS THE MOST WICKED BONER JUST NOW!!!!
"It's The Chicago Blackhawks, man." ~ Jeremy Roenick, June 9th, 2010.
horrible goaltending...
that was Crawfordesque
WOO HOO!!!!
LETS GO HAWKS!!!!
LETS GO HAWKS!!!!!!
LETS GO HAWKS!!!!!!!!!
LETS GO HAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"It's The Chicago Blackhawks, man." ~ Jeremy Roenick, June 9th, 2010.
Kane, you watching? Just shoot already. See what happens?
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 10, 2012 9:32 PM CST reply actions
heh I immediately thought of you when he scored :D
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lazy
why isn’t Ben Smith’s face ’shopped in there? ;)
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Thats crazy talk
I was thinking a roll of tape
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 10, 2012 9:36 PM CST up reply actions
Come on!!!
Everybody Wants Some!!!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 10, 2012 9:33 PM CST reply actions
That Smith goal was probably one of the softest we've seen all year.
Sanford not an NHL goaltender.
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Don't go to sleep, boys, we still need to play D
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 10, 2012 9:34 PM CST reply actions
How did that shot get through Leddy????
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Have we only had one DLR
this year (against VAN) and it wasn’t even a true DLR????
Give me the wrench....because F*CK him
Somebody mentioned the realignment before the goals
I read an article earlier about winners and losers of the season so far and lost it when I got to this one.
“Loser: Winnipeg Jets – Will be stuck in the Southeast Division for another season thanks to the NHLPA blocking the league’s realignment plans, meaning they’ll be forced to make multiple midwinter trips to Carolina and Tampa Bay and Miami and wait I think I may have figured out which players voted against this.”
by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 10, 2012 9:35 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
It's all about posturing for the new CBA
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 10, 2012 9:36 PM CST up reply actions
Forgot who it was
thanks for giving the credit :)
by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 10, 2012 9:37 PM CST up reply actions
Leddy really is bad in front of the net.
Something to work on I guess.
some lead in his ass should help
meaning as he puts on weight
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Crow is becoming the Michael Jackson of goalies
Wears a glove for no apparent reason
by CjSax on Jan 10, 2012 9:37 PM CST via mobile reply actions
that.was.stickside.and.the.initial.shot.was.low.in.his.pads
I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down
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what’s with the periods? is your spacebar broken?
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maybe?mix$in!some(other(charachters&
ah screw it, that sucks, too difficult
If you must scream to get noticed, maybe you should whisper instead
it'sbetterthannothinginbetween
I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down
half.my.keyboard.has.stopped.working.because.my.laptop.has.been.overheating.
I.need.a.new.computer.
I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down
A cheaper solution:
plug in a usb keyboard and use that for the time being.
There are some who call me........Tim?
Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!
Fuck Radim Vrbata.
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 10, 2012 9:50 PM CST up reply actions
I.did.that.for.a.while.until.our.cat.decided.to.piss.on.it
now.the.keys.stick.and.I.had.to.throw.it.out
I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down
If my cat pissed on my keyboard
bye bye kitty
If you must scream to get noticed, maybe you should whisper instead
It's.my.wife's.cat
I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down
Untouchable Eh?
You can pay people to take care of that kind of thing
If you must scream to get noticed, maybe you should whisper instead
what's.really.fun.is.that.on.a.chat.group.that.I'm.in.it.auto.links.
so.half.my.comments.are.clickable
I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down
That really sucks
Your a better man than I am, that cat would be gone if it were me, I’ve got 2 of my own
If you must scream to get noticed, maybe you should whisper instead
Use the escape sequence for space
Type & #32; without the space between the & and the # symbols. [ ]
lol but seriously
you can buy a damn keyboard for 10 dollars.
by Kissmyanthia on Jan 10, 2012 10:56 PM CST up reply actions
Sorta off topic but...
Anyone have a clue when we might finally get our first shutout of the season? I’d like just one, I think.
Where you goin? Nowhere!
by BlackhawksFan22 on Jan 10, 2012 9:37 PM CST reply actions
I agree with that notion
but it’d certainly be a feel good moment for the goal situation this season.
Where you goin? Nowhere!
by BlackhawksFan22 on Jan 10, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions
I'm wondering if anyone's ever hoisted the trophy without a single shutout.
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 10, 2012 9:40 PM CST up reply actions
Just got home from band practice
listened to the first half of this period on the drive home…how’d they look the first two periods?
There are some who call me........Tim?
Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!
Fuck Radim Vrbata.
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 10, 2012 9:38 PM CST reply actions
Kane is Lazy Should be traded
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 10, 2012 9:38 PM CST up reply actions
Well, that's a given.
There are some who call me........Tim?
Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!
Fuck Radim Vrbata.
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 10, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions
Tazer is a wimp
Got a boo-boo and needed a bandaid, missed a couple shifts because of it
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 10, 2012 9:40 PM CST up reply actions
Did he cry on the bench?
There are some who call me........Tim?
Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!
Fuck Radim Vrbata.
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 10, 2012 9:40 PM CST up reply actions
No,
baby went to the Dr’s office to cry away
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 10, 2012 9:42 PM CST up reply actions
Pft. What a shitty captain.
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Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!
Fuck Radim Vrbata.
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 10, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions
first was a shorthanded bid by from hossa to bolly
second was stals getting a feed from kaner behind the net
by putmeinthemadhouse on Jan 10, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions
His glove hand is better, he's having touble on the stick side.
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 10, 2012 9:44 PM CST up reply actions
Make him wear two gloves.
Who needs a stick, anyway
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 10, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions
No one complains about a measley 4 SOG
When 2 end up in the net.
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 10, 2012 9:44 PM CST reply actions
Hey everyone.
I was in Afghanistan for a while. What did I miss? When did this Stalberg kid start channeling his inner Tony Amonte?
'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick
by 10thMountainFire on Jan 10, 2012 9:44 PM CST reply actions
When ever he plays the worst team in the league.
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 10, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions
really only when he plays CBJ
he has been doing better lately – Q must have lit a fire under his ass
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Works for me.
And the ladies love him.
'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick
by 10thMountainFire on Jan 10, 2012 9:50 PM CST up reply actions
Hows the Stan?
Nymphin' Ain't Easy Fly Fishing
Back off man, I'm a scientist
by BigCSouthside on Jan 10, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions
To quote the great Dave Chappelle...
it’s ‘bombed out and depleted’.
'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick
by 10thMountainFire on Jan 10, 2012 9:48 PM CST up reply actions
You missed Columbus switching to a new protein-enriched product

But in the end, I think it's going to come back to the Globetrotters, because if there's one thing they know, it's "globe-trotting!"
by hairhelmet on Jan 10, 2012 9:46 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
Glad to be back.
How about another Cup?
'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick
by 10thMountainFire on Jan 10, 2012 9:49 PM CST up reply actions
Welcome back.
Glad you’re safe.
There are some who call me........Tim?
Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!
Fuck Radim Vrbata.
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 10, 2012 9:46 PM CST up reply actions
Welcome back
glad you’re safe.
by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 10, 2012 9:46 PM CST up reply actions
welcome back
just got back myself last summer. Are you as excited as I am for when that shit hole collapses in on itself like a dying star????
Give me the wrench....because F*CK him
I'm going to make both of us happy and assume you're talking about the Canucks.
'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick
by 10thMountainFire on Jan 10, 2012 9:49 PM CST up reply actions
Wow! we thought you was dead...or worse, a Canuck's fan.
But in the end, I think it's going to come back to the Globetrotters, because if there's one thing they know, it's "globe-trotting!"
Honored to give it.
All I ask in return is another Stanley Cup.
'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick
by 10thMountainFire on Jan 10, 2012 9:59 PM CST up reply actions
Yep
Nymphin' Ain't Easy Fly Fishing
Back off man, I'm a scientist
by BigCSouthside on Jan 10, 2012 9:48 PM CST up reply actions
dollar bills work better
But in the end, I think it's going to come back to the Globetrotters, because if there's one thing they know, it's "globe-trotting!"
Depends on what you bang the glass with.
For instance: Hammers are a bad idea.
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 10, 2012 9:49 PM CST up reply actions
i know something you could bang the glass with
that would garner a lot of attention
by putmeinthemadhouse on Jan 10, 2012 9:50 PM CST up reply actions
for banging the glass with your hat?
why would that be? :D
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STALS HATTIE!
There are some who call me........Tim?
Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!
Fuck Radim Vrbata.
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 10, 2012 9:50 PM CST reply actions
Put that boy on a fucking diet!
He’s in no shape to be a professional hockey player.
by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 10, 2012 9:52 PM CST up reply actions
Stalls with the Hat Trick
D went to sleep with an empty net.
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 10, 2012 9:51 PM CST reply actions
WOO HOO!!!
A HATTY FOR VIK!!!!
"It's The Chicago Blackhawks, man." ~ Jeremy Roenick, June 9th, 2010.
That is the most work ive ever seen anyone do for an ENG
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Back off man, I'm a scientist
Kaner should take notes.
There are some who call me........Tim?
Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!
Fuck Radim Vrbata.
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 10, 2012 9:52 PM CST up reply actions
This.
'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick
by 10thMountainFire on Jan 10, 2012 9:53 PM CST up reply actions
also most replays of an empty netter too
especially liked the slow mo haha
Where you goin? Nowhere!
by BlackhawksFan22 on Jan 10, 2012 9:53 PM CST up reply actions
First career hatty for it.
He would not be denied.
by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 10, 2012 9:55 PM CST up reply actions
Mr. Stalberg, you are a champ.
'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick
by 10thMountainFire on Jan 10, 2012 9:52 PM CST reply actions
My first thought?
Shane Doan should be pissed.
Sorry
That was pic came out bigger then I planned
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 10, 2012 9:52 PM CST up reply actions
Do not apologize for this
Also, what’s with the helmets?
They have two liter bottles now? To think I spent all that time demanding a liter!
Nevermind
Helps when you look two comments down =/
They have two liter bottles now? To think I spent all that time demanding a liter!
Only one old enough
to have cleavage.
My serenity is inversely proportional to my expectations.
LET’S GO HAWKS!!!!!
they will never have that giveaway again
that makes me both sad and happy.
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Where's Stals?
I feel that your comment line was misleading.
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hmmmm
think you missed the HAT point of the pic! lol
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 10, 2012 9:55 PM CST up reply actions
Its kind of a future pic
where Stalz will be after his first career hat trick
But in the end, I think it's going to come back to the Globetrotters, because if there's one thing they know, it's "globe-trotting!"
Great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great
hustle.
My serenity is inversely proportional to my expectations.
LET’S GO HAWKS!!!!!
I've thrown my hat
on the living room floor. Now waiting for one of the ice girls to get it … looks like I’ll be here a while
is.that.stahl's.first.career.hatty?
I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down
If Stalberg can somehow find a way to be a big scorer against other teams, we might be okay in Sharp’s absence.
So long and thanks for all the fish.
I nominate 'all of them'.
'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick
by 10thMountainFire on Jan 10, 2012 9:55 PM CST up reply actions
Can we haz moar BJ games?
But in the end, I think it's going to come back to the Globetrotters, because if there's one thing they know, it's "globe-trotting!"
Conversely...
Marian Hossa is really fucking good at hockey.
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by 10thMountainFire on Jan 10, 2012 9:57 PM CST up reply actions
And still tied atop the division despite all the angst.
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 10, 2012 9:56 PM CST reply actions
fucking st louis
what rage inducing playoff series that would be
by putmeinthemadhouse on Jan 10, 2012 9:57 PM CST up reply actions
Big accomplishment, Pat.
My serenity is inversely proportional to my expectations.
LET’S GO HAWKS!!!!!
Sell high?
Think we can convince Columbus to deal Nash for Stalberg so they don’t have to face him anymore?
I kid…I kid…sort of….
by GenPabloSecobar on Jan 10, 2012 9:57 PM CST reply actions
I second this trade.
You girls can drive to Columbus if you’re so dang in love with him.
But in the end, I think it's going to come back to the Globetrotters, because if there's one thing they know, it's "globe-trotting!"
I'm going to stand to the side in case stacie decides to cut you
SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.
Nobody trades my pretty
It would be wise for them to put Sharp in front of their bodies for protection.
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i have beer
stop on by
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by BigCSouthside on Jan 10, 2012 10:01 PM CST up reply actions
WINNER!
love hearing the Dagger at the end of a game! :D
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Hmmm
Where’s that stupid Troll that’s a Blues fan?
This is over. You can go ahead and order the autopsy now.
oooo fries sound good right about now.
damnit, I’m hungry. :(
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dear GCL
I dislike that you end the game before I can hear the 3 stars :(
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I.agree.with.this.
I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down
3 turdburger
2 Hossa
1 Stals.
by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 10, 2012 9:59 PM CST up reply actions
When they cut off the feed
i go to WGN radio on line and switch the TV to NHL network. I get the replays and the radio is easily the best post-game show.
by stanfordron on Jan 10, 2012 10:21 PM CST up reply actions
3 stars:
3. RJ Hamburger (guh)
2. Hoss
1. Stals!
I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
Troy thought
it should have been Stals-Monty-Mayers. You know why.
by stanfordron on Jan 10, 2012 10:11 PM CST up reply actions
Man
Bolland with 2 points, and Toews, Kane, and Hossa with 1. Feels good.
by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 10, 2012 9:58 PM CST reply actions
don't forget Smith and Bicks
with a point a piece. Hawks got a total of 5 points from their secondary scorers.
Always good with them
I’m just happy our points leaders are keeping pace.
by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 10, 2012 10:03 PM CST up reply actions
A self help for Stals before the Minn game
You are playing the jackets.
You are playing the jackets.
You are playing the jackets.
You are playing the jackets.
You are playing the jackets.
You are playing the jackets.
You are playing the jackets.
You are playing the jackets.
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 10, 2012 9:59 PM CST reply actions
by the way -
what a beauty of a backhanded goal Smith hand.
just sayin.
"It's The Chicago Blackhawks, man." ~ Jeremy Roenick, June 9th, 2010.
there it is
:)
I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
by ITypedforMiles on Jan 10, 2012 10:02 PM CST up reply actions
damn
a backhanded goal Smith *HAD
"It's The Chicago Blackhawks, man." ~ Jeremy Roenick, June 9th, 2010.
yeah
jesse rogers blew out the zipper on his jeans with an earth shaking orgasm when he saw it
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by BigCSouthside on Jan 10, 2012 10:02 PM CST up reply actions
brb
vomiting
I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
by ITypedforMiles on Jan 10, 2012 10:03 PM CST up reply actions
haha
Nymphin' Ain't Easy Fly Fishing
Back off man, I'm a scientist
by BigCSouthside on Jan 10, 2012 10:03 PM CST up reply actions
Speaking of Hatricks
While looking for a pic I came across this idiotic article
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 10, 2012 10:02 PM CST reply actions
That is the HAwks 2nd "Hatrick" vs CBJ this year
If you recall Monty got the Gordy Howe variety earlier in the season.
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 10, 2012 10:03 PM CST reply actions
i like those guys
we need to play them more
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by BigCSouthside on Jan 10, 2012 10:04 PM CST up reply actions
are we done with them for the season?
by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 10, 2012 10:05 PM CST up reply actions
Ah, just saw the one in March too.
by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 10, 2012 10:06 PM CST up reply actions
The Hawks are 4-0-0 vs them
You play division guys 6 times (Conf 4 times, Opp Conf 1-2)
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 10, 2012 10:08 PM CST up reply actions
Couldn't remember how many times we'd played them this year.
Glad we have a few more to go.
by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 10, 2012 10:16 PM CST up reply actions
Final Stats
Shots: CBJ-34, CHI-25 (Stals Hoss 4, OD ♥Ben Smith!♥ Hayes Kane 2, Duncs Jelly Monty Seabs Leddy Toews Mayers Bolly Shaw)
Hits: CBJ-25, CHI-22 (Seabs Hayes Shaw 4, OD Stals 2, Duncs Jelly Leddy Bicks Fro Hoss)
Giveaways: CBJ-5, CHI-7 (Monty Seabs 2, Jelly Bruno Bolly)
Takeaways: CBJ-4, CHI-17 (Kane 4, Toews Hoss 3, Stals 2, Duncs Jelly Seabs Mayers Bicks)
Blocked Shots: CBJ-12, CHI-8 (Seabs 2, Jelly Monty Hayes Shaw Fro Hoss)
Attempts Blocked: CBJ-8. CHI-12 (Duncs 3, Toews 2, Monty OD Seabs Stals Hayes Shaw Kane)
Missed Shots: CBJ-6, CHI-10 (Hayes 2, Jelly OD Seabs Leddy Bruno Mayers Stals Fro)
Faceoffs: CBJ-44%, CHI-56%
Toews 11/15 73%
Mayers 2/6 33%
♥Ben Smith!♥ 1/1 100%
Bolly 5/12 42%
Shaw 4/9 44%
Fro 1/1 100%
Kane 1/1 100%
Total PIM: 42
Can you put a big stick up for Scott if he ever gets a point again
If you must scream to get noticed, maybe you should whisper instead
in the 3rd period, we had 7 SOG
and 3 goals. Why, thank you Sanford. :D
SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.
oh, that's true.
so more like 2 goals on 6 shots?
SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.
of course conklin resorts to his awful standard
the game after he plays the hawks.
by putmeinthemadhouse on Jan 10, 2012 10:13 PM CST reply actions
TOI
Duncs 27:34
Seabs 26:47
Jelly 19:15, 2 PIM
OD 17:48
Leddy 15:03
Monty 11:15, 19 PIM
Hoss 20:23, 2 PIM
Bolly 19:21
Toews 18:55
Kane 18:50
Shaw 16:08
Hayes 16:04
Least: Bicks 6:44
wait hossa had the highest toi even with his penalty?
"Well now you're just talking like Foghorn Leghorn!"
by justforkicks on Jan 10, 2012 10:17 PM CST up reply actions
Toews probably would have had the most but he missed some shifts
had 7:30ish of special teams and also we were winning pretty decently for awhile
by girlphoenix on Jan 10, 2012 10:19 PM CST up reply actions
ah that's true. i just thought kane would have more, thought i saw him out there randomly a few times
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by justforkicks on Jan 10, 2012 10:23 PM CST up reply actions
he.was.at.the.point.on.the.PP
I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down
ah that must be it, thanks
also, your comments are cracking me up.
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by justforkicks on Jan 10, 2012 11:17 PM CST up reply actions
27 minutes for Keith in a fucking Columbus game.
Probably had something to do with the Monty situation.
I do stuff for CheerTheAnthem
by HjammerTime on Jan 10, 2012 10:19 PM CST up reply actions
Monty on the radio.
“i didn’t know about the visor rule.”
Damn, beats say Toews has 2 row of stitches on his forehead
plus some still in his lip from before
i was really worried when he went down
looked completely woozy. glad he is ok
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by justforkicks on Jan 10, 2012 10:17 PM CST up reply actions
Joel Quenneville on Jonathan Toews' face: "He looks like old-time hockey now." #Blackhawks
Me: BUT HIS FAAAAAAACE
lol
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by justforkicks on Jan 10, 2012 10:23 PM CST up reply actions
Don't get me wrong, I love his face but it's totally dumb
by girlphoenix on Jan 10, 2012 10:24 PM CST up reply actions
yeah can't really disagree with that
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by justforkicks on Jan 10, 2012 10:26 PM CST up reply actions
Islanders moved up to 14th in the East
thanks to Detroit
by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 10, 2012 10:18 PM CST reply actions
Carolina
35 points with 44 played. Ouch.
by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 10, 2012 10:21 PM CST up reply actions
in the west its Columbus in conference and division
East is carolina, Islanders have 1 more point
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by justforkicks on Jan 10, 2012 10:22 PM CST up reply actions
rangers are top in east, woot!
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by justforkicks on Jan 10, 2012 10:22 PM CST up reply actions
Question: do you have a twitter and follow the Rangers players?
Because you should
by girlphoenix on Jan 10, 2012 10:23 PM CST up reply actions
I have a twitter because I sign up for everything. But never use it
please to be telling me these handles of rangers players I should follow
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by justforkicks on Jan 10, 2012 10:24 PM CST up reply actions
@BrandonPrust8 is the best
I follow this list because it has most all the NHL players. This is also a good resource of hockey players on twitter.
by girlphoenix on Jan 10, 2012 10:28 PM CST up reply actions
ooh nice, thanks!
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by justforkicks on Jan 10, 2012 10:31 PM CST up reply actions
Other games tonight
Islanders 5 Wings 1 (lol)
Rahgers 2 Coytoes 1, SO loss
Nucks 5 Lightening 4, SO win
Blues 3 Canadiens 0
Preds 3 Avs 1 (game has 6 mins left)
Fames 5 Devils 2 (2nd intermission)
Ducks 2 Stars 0 (8 mins left to go in 2nd)
So we’re currently second in our division, and 3rd in our conference
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Ducks are beating Dallas.
I get happier the wider the gap between us and 8th gets, bad habit from last year.
by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 10, 2012 10:26 PM CST up reply actions
I'm happy anyone is beating Dallas any time
but I have this weird thing for the Avs, idek
by girlphoenix on Jan 10, 2012 10:35 PM CST up reply actions
Great game tonight!
yay Ben Smith (!), Stals and Bolly! Thought kane and toews had some prime chances as well even if they didn’t pot any goals. I think I’ll light some candles for Thursday. Also the BJs can eat shit, I don’t love the fighting but I do love me some Mayer.
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hopefully people can step off the damn ledge now
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by justforkicks on Jan 10, 2012 10:29 PM CST up reply actions
Will feel a little more stable when we beat someone other than the worst team in the league :p
by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 10, 2012 10:36 PM CST up reply actions
a lot of times the worst teams do the best against us. We tend to do real weel against the ones on top of the league
I was never on the ledge but if I was, I’d take it!
"Well now you're just talking like Foghorn Leghorn!"
by justforkicks on Jan 10, 2012 10:42 PM CST up reply actions
Awwww
@carl_gun Carl Gunnarsson
@VStalberg congrats on the hattrick buddy
@ChrisKuc Chris Kuc
RT @AdamRogowin: The 3 pucks from @VStalberg ’s first career hat trick #Blackhawks lockerz.com/s/173446980 #Blackhawks
by girlphoenix on Jan 10, 2012 10:34 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
aw that's cute
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by justforkicks on Jan 10, 2012 10:36 PM CST up reply actions
In OT but hockey news about the player that was paralyzed
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woops didn't mean to post that just yet
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by justforkicks on Jan 10, 2012 10:37 PM CST up reply actions
didn't mean to post that either.
There was a fundraiser for the player, and they did a chuck the puck game (so whoever is closest to center ice dot, wins a piece of the fundraised dollars). There was 1 puck with his number on it, and that’s the one that won, and the person that threw it ended up being the one who checked him. What are the chances (he’s putting the winning back into the donations). In sad news though a girl is paralyzed from a game by being checked by behind, where she had his number painted on her cheek in tribute =(
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by justforkicks on Jan 10, 2012 10:41 PM CST up reply actions
wow thats just awful
about the girl
by putmeinthemadhouse on Jan 10, 2012 11:07 PM CST up reply actions
looks like she has some feelings and movements in her arms which is good news
though none in her legs yet =/
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by justforkicks on Jan 10, 2012 11:12 PM CST up reply actions
lol
TramyersCSN Tracey Myers
Mayers on Stalberg’s trick: “I’ve never seen him skate so fast on the empty netter. I mean he’s fast, but that was really fast.”
this made me lol more
ChrisKuc Chris Kuc
#Blackhawks’ Jonathan Toews: “It hits me in the face and still doesn’t go in. I’m not getting any bounces.”
Captain made a joke! O_O must be the new update.
SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.
From the blackhawks twitter:
Per Elias and @benfromstein, the seven goals by @VStalberg vs. CBJ are the most by any NHL player against a single team this year.
Go Stalberg! You’re love for him just keeps getting validated, lol.
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by justforkicks on Jan 10, 2012 10:47 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
that is huge, sorry!!
unlike kane who is a shrimp
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by justforkicks on Jan 10, 2012 10:48 PM CST up reply actions
Damn falling asleep and missing games!
Mood seems “lighter” around here this morning!
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
hey
I made a comment to you the other day and I was pretty sure you knew it was sarcasm. The more I think about it maybe it was too harsh and you took me seriously. If that’s the case, I need to apologize
If you must scream to get noticed, maybe you should whisper instead
?
not so I recall… and believe you me, I take that advice up in the top right of the page… no worries!
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 10, 2012 11:00 PM CST up reply actions
And you didn't miss much
just Toews almost put one in with his brain bucket, a ton of PIM and a hatty for Stahls
If you must scream to get noticed, maybe you should whisper instead
heh.
having sat up till ass O’clock to watch losses lately I coulda done with seeing a win…
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 10, 2012 11:10 PM CST up reply actions
A win is a win
but maybe the best thing is Toews wasn’t seriously injured. Looked kinda ugly and he went to the room for some stitches
If you must scream to get noticed, maybe you should whisper instead
you mean welding, right?
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 10, 2012 11:17 PM CST up reply actions
Right and a quick recharge
And there’s a pic around here of him smiling after a goal, so maybe some new programming as well
If you must scream to get noticed, maybe you should whisper instead
it's a new subroutine
he was making “jokes” too…
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 10, 2012 11:20 PM CST up reply actions
You are right
he did make a joke about the puck hittig dome then post, what’s next, they gonna give him Hossa’s goal dance?
If you must scream to get noticed, maybe you should whisper instead
surely it would be
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 10, 2012 11:27 PM CST up reply actions
Columbus Slump Busters.
It’s all too familiar. Remember ‘03-’04? There isn’t enough booze in this world to make me forget that season.
"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon
by HawkVision on Jan 10, 2012 10:54 PM CST via mobile reply actions
yay crow!
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by justforkicks on Jan 10, 2012 11:03 PM CST up reply actions
A bit OT here
but who in the hawks system is untouchable? Id say K. hayes, Danault, Saad, Mcneill, maybe Olsen in no particular order.
I definitely think Pirri and Morin are on the block as well as draft picks.
im beginning to say shaw, but not just yet
players that are great at being pests and with skill to boot are not all that common.
by putmeinthemadhouse on Jan 10, 2012 11:08 PM CST up reply actions
Fifth Feather have a wrap up..
Damn those folks talk sense
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
dang that is fast!
and thanks for linking, a great and smart read that articulated my thoughts in a way that made sense and wasn’t all caps locky.
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by justforkicks on Jan 10, 2012 11:08 PM CST up reply actions
funny!
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 10, 2012 11:09 PM CST up reply actions
That
they do. It makes me smile that Hawks fans like John of FF exist (as well as, of course, our SCH crew) It helps me forget the “Hawks suck!” babies any time they drop a couple (or even a few) in a row. Those folks clearly weren’t paying attention throughout most of the previous decade.
"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon
by HawkVision on Jan 10, 2012 11:13 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Yep, my daughter saw her first Hawks game thanks to tickets that were GIVEN away through Ticketmaster
And that was only six years ago
by CjSax on Jan 10, 2012 11:28 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I got a question
If the reasoning in this article surrounding Kane’s current scoring drought is sound(only worry when you aren’t getting chances). Why do we hate Frolik. I know we don’t really hate him. But we all assume he is going to get the puck looking at an empty net and something is going to go wrong. Why? is he gripping the stick to tight. to excitable. bad aim. limp wrist. I mean WTF he cannot score to save his life.
Ducks disappointing everyone and themselves again.
Game is tied up at 2
by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 10, 2012 11:06 PM CST reply actions
That's because they suck at everything
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 10, 2012 11:09 PM CST up reply actions
and then they make a liar of me
4-2 Ducks with four to go
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by mightymike D on Jan 10, 2012 11:28 PM CST up reply actions
Wow, just saw the TB highlights
The Cafucks game-winning tiddlywinks shot was a fucking joke.
by CjSax on Jan 10, 2012 11:23 PM CST via mobile reply actions

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