Wild @ Hawks - Second Period Thread
And I feel, so much depends on the weather
So is it raining in your bedroom?
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by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 12, 2012 8:32 PM CST up reply actions
He's back out on the ice
So I guess he’s feeling better.
TMFF who/what do you want to jinx this period?
It worked last time.
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I propose this nickname for Shaw
SHANK!!!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 12, 2012 8:32 PM CST reply actions
I made a shawshank reference after his first goal
but it never caught on. So I say no to all of this out of bitterness
Give me the wrench....because F*CK him
It was the inspiration
Just shortened it!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 12, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions
we could reverse attribute it to you
kinda like a backronym
Sapper16
The inspiration for TMFF’s most awesome suggestion! lol
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 12, 2012 8:37 PM CST up reply actions
i'm on board with this!
shall we send it to the floor for a vote?
I second.
stay still. shut up. pay attention. adopt as signature moves.
bitches couldn't possibly know about my modal epistemology
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hell yes!
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 12, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions
um....i laughed at that
im terrible
Nymphin' Ain't Easy Fly Fishing
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by BigCSouthside on Jan 12, 2012 8:33 PM CST up reply actions
Why is Bolland smiling?
But in the end, I think it's going to come back to the Globetrotters, because if there's one thing they know, it's "globe-trotting!"
because he killed a man
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 12, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions
Makes me think of Cypress Hill
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by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 12, 2012 8:33 PM CST up reply actions
Just to see him squirm?
But in the end, I think it's going to come back to the Globetrotters, because if there's one thing they know, it's "globe-trotting!"
He was dead before the puck got to him
He looked into Rat’s eyes
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 12, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions
Oh please.
If Bolland were a serial killer, he wouldn’t use a gun.
He’d put more ART into it.
Blackhawks bleed Red & White.
We are all Canucks...including Toews, Sharp, Keith, Seabrook, ...need I go on?
whadda you mean "If"
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 12, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions
Man, Do the passes through three people work in practice?
Is that why we keep trying it?
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 12, 2012 8:34 PM CST reply actions
Go Nucks!
Wait…wha?
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by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 12, 2012 8:35 PM CST up reply actions
Only against
Those dirty fucks Boston
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 12, 2012 8:35 PM CST up reply actions
Can they both lose?
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 12, 2012 8:35 PM CST up reply actions
You did not list the meteors score in this????
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 12, 2012 8:35 PM CST up reply actions
If Bolly keeps working hard at the dot
The meteor just might have a chance
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Well
CHANGE HIM BACK RIGHT FUCKING NOW DAMMIT!!
barker sucks
Nymphin' Ain't Easy Fly Fishing
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by BigCSouthside on Jan 12, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions
Build a bridge out of him!
But in the end, I think it's going to come back to the Globetrotters, because if there's one thing they know, it's "globe-trotting!"
NOT FUNNY!
Leddy is no Caveman!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 12, 2012 8:37 PM CST up reply actions
Hysterical Tweet
Sara Orlesky @saraorlesky
Forget the Kardashians, the Montreal Canadiens really should have their own reality tv show
Retweeted by Ken Wiebe
So long and thanks for all the fish.
Ha! I forgot Leddy was originally a Minny draft.
And no, it’s not that easy to forget that he’s 20. Cause he’s always making stupid, impulsive decisions..
Blackhawks bleed Red & White.
We are all Canucks...including Toews, Sharp, Keith, Seabrook, ...need I go on?
probably up near the top of 20 year old d men playing in the league
hes gonna make mistakes…
by putmeinthemadhouse on Jan 12, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions
dont know
but i assume i was correct regardless haha
by putmeinthemadhouse on Jan 12, 2012 8:41 PM CST up reply actions
It would be nice if one of the players we're paying millions of dollars
Scored a goal tonight.
Just for my amusement.
Blackhawks bleed Red & White.
We are all Canucks...including Toews, Sharp, Keith, Seabrook, ...need I go on?
I think it would take more than that to amuse you
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by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 12, 2012 8:38 PM CST up reply actions
Ok, AND Stana Katic pole-dancing in my living room.
Blackhawks bleed Red & White.
We are all Canucks...including Toews, Sharp, Keith, Seabrook, ...need I go on?
that would be so awesome
Nymphin' Ain't Easy Fly Fishing
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by BigCSouthside on Jan 12, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions
I'd have a severe case of priapism if that happened.
by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 12, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions
Hey! No using big words
We’re uneductated. Remember?
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by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 12, 2012 8:42 PM CST up reply actions
Oh yeah, I forgot
I use the word fuck, so I am only allowed the maximum of two syllables and am a degenerate who uses all manner of filthy language.
by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 12, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions
samr
Nymphin' Ain't Easy Fly Fishing
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by BigCSouthside on Jan 12, 2012 8:42 PM CST up reply actions
Id probably feel bad for the other guys after 10-0
Blackhawks bleed Red & White.
We are all Canucks...including Toews, Sharp, Keith, Seabrook, ...need I go on?
Do you think this would work?

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 12, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions
Ooooh I want to give them all hugs
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It would amuse him
to point out how less cute these kittens are than ALL OTHER KITTENS. BOOOOO KITTENS!
But in the end, I think it's going to come back to the Globetrotters, because if there's one thing they know, it's "globe-trotting!"
KIWF
Nymphin' Ain't Easy Fly Fishing
Back off man, I'm a scientist
by BigCSouthside on Jan 12, 2012 8:42 PM CST up reply actions
i dunno....that's kinda asking a lot, don't you think?
they’re only millionaire professional athletes, after all.
Wow nice hook
and they CALLED IT
by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 12, 2012 8:39 PM CST reply actions
Falk is having a rough game
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I hear clownstorm...
:(
But in the end, I think it's going to come back to the Globetrotters, because if there's one thing they know, it's "globe-trotting!"
Like the Rangers need more firepower
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last PP was good pressure
just convert
by putmeinthemadhouse on Jan 12, 2012 8:41 PM CST reply actions
If I had a dollar for every backdoor pass that cleared the zone after missing everyone...
…I’d have lots of dollars.
why can't we just set it to easy
and have keith or biscuit fire one from the blue line? It goes in every time on NHL12 for xbox
Give me the wrench....because F*CK him
Because the umbrella formation worked for a few games.
So we’re not allowed to stick with that?
by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 12, 2012 8:42 PM CST up reply actions
There are really quite a few whistlers there tonight
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Purple Hayes!
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by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 12, 2012 8:42 PM CST reply actions
Purple Hayes
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 12, 2012 8:42 PM CST reply actions
The cylce DOES work when someone gets dirty down low
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 12, 2012 8:42 PM CST reply actions
Jimmy likes scoring
Jimmy scores goals. Dont doubt Jimmy
Nymphin' Ain't Easy Fly Fishing
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BOOM!
Rookies coming through again!
Blackhawks bleed Red & White.
We are all Canucks...including Toews, Sharp, Keith, Seabrook, ...need I go on?
Call up all the Icehogs
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 12, 2012 8:43 PM CST reply actions
i really like the combo of bruno and hayes
by putmeinthemadhouse on Jan 12, 2012 8:43 PM CST reply actions
Shit, I'm just going to start yelling "Let's Go Icehogs" pretty soon
So long and thanks for all the fish.
STALS
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 12, 2012 8:43 PM CST reply actions
HAYESSSSS
and a PPG to boot!
damn, these rookies tonight. hellllz yeahhh
I love the Blackhawks
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by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 12, 2012 8:43 PM CST reply actions
Stalberg!
"There are rough players and there are dirty players. I'm rough and dirty."
by YouFeelShame II on Jan 12, 2012 8:43 PM CST reply actions
THE JIMMY!!!!!
But in the end, I think it's going to come back to the Globetrotters, because if there's one thing they know, it's "globe-trotting!"
I AM AMUSED!
KEEP IT UP!
Blackhawks bleed Red & White.
We are all Canucks...including Toews, Sharp, Keith, Seabrook, ...need I go on?
2NDStringBerg!
But in the end, I think it's going to come back to the Globetrotters, because if there's one thing they know, it's "globe-trotting!"
I think only a bunch of homers could make that case and be serious about it.
by aeroplane on Jan 12, 2012 8:47 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Eight straight goals from people not wearing 19, 88, 10, 81
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 12, 2012 8:44 PM CST reply actions
I can live with that.
You know they are going to get theirs eventually
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by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 12, 2012 8:45 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah.
I’m a little iffy with Kane cause of his seeming lack of confidence shooting lately, but we all know Toews, Hossa and Sharp are going to light it up eventually.
Blackhawks bleed Red & White.
We are all Canucks...including Toews, Sharp, Keith, Seabrook, ...need I go on?
Why do the HAwks keep them
And cramp their Cap Space?
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 12, 2012 8:45 PM CST up reply actions
Panda
Calling out Panda. You going to sit and let the young kids have all the fun on Your Birthday????
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 12, 2012 8:45 PM CST reply actions
maybe its their gift to him
“we got it hoss, just chill”
by putmeinthemadhouse on Jan 12, 2012 8:45 PM CST up reply actions
he is old
its like getting the groceries from the car for your grandma
Stalberg's self help tape
Columbus moved to Minnesota.
Columbus moved to Minnesota.
Columbus moved to Minnesota.
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 12, 2012 8:45 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
you now must do this for the rest of the year
If you must scream to get noticed, maybe you should whisper instead
by Z-man24 on Jan 12, 2012 8:47 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
haha yes
so i guess Columbus is going to move about 28 times?
for road games they could have the pilot say "we'll be landing in beautiful Columbus in 15 min"
If you must scream to get noticed, maybe you should whisper instead
I see this dialogue in the Locker Room
STALZ: “You grace (to Toews) who do we play next?”
TOEWS: “Let me see (walks over to fake schedule) hmmm, oh, The Blue Jackets”
STALZ: “But we have played them 15 times in a row now”
TOEWS: “Don’t worry about that, just go get your 13th hatrick okay”
STALZ: “I fucking hate the Blue Jackets, Fuck Em, I go score now”
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 12, 2012 8:51 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
twitter update:
cammalleri traded to calgary. hmm.
Makes sense they'd get him out of the conference.
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 12, 2012 8:46 PM CST up reply actions
If so
I hope MTL only plans on getting 25-30 games out him! lol
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 12, 2012 8:52 PM CST up reply actions
Must be mating season
for the domestic mouthbreathers.
But in the end, I think it's going to come back to the Globetrotters, because if there's one thing they know, it's "globe-trotting!"
Edzo just wanted to say Big Johnson on the air
Nymphin' Ain't Easy Fly Fishing
Back off man, I'm a scientist
Optimus Greyhound
But in the end, I think it's going to come back to the Globetrotters, because if there's one thing they know, it's "globe-trotting!"
im gonna take a guess
hayes’ contract is getting activated this season.
by putmeinthemadhouse on Jan 12, 2012 8:47 PM CST reply actions
I'm pretty sure he is not affected by that rule
He has been in the Rock, not the QMJHL or OHL
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 12, 2012 8:48 PM CST up reply actions
After he played one game it was activated
the 9 games thing is only for those under 20
oh really?
thought it was for all first time players
by putmeinthemadhouse on Jan 12, 2012 8:50 PM CST up reply actions
And they have to be returned to the OHL or QMJHL only
Think Saad
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 12, 2012 8:52 PM CST up reply actions
how many players have a 2-way contract for the hawks?
by putmeinthemadhouse on Jan 12, 2012 8:53 PM CST up reply actions
I don't think a 2-way contract has anything to do with sending them up and down
It just means they don’t get the same salary in the NHL and AHL
I think they can go back to the AHL too
Morin and Leddy did last year before we called Leddy up for keeps. They just have to go back the juniors if they play in juniors. Leddy went from college to the AHL and I.. don’t know about Morin
What it does
Is kick in Year one of the Contract. AHL kicks it in (professional league) the OHL/QMJHL are strictly developmental junior leagues. The pay is based on if it is a one or two way deal (SPC), time in is not as relevant (though it does in some respects, just not here)
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 12, 2012 8:57 PM CST up reply actions
I like Fro's effort most nights
He just needs to finish
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by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 12, 2012 8:48 PM CST up reply actions
really i like his effort most nights
his shot sucks though
by putmeinthemadhouse on Jan 12, 2012 8:49 PM CST up reply actions
Fro's effort is almost always there
that’s why I give him some slack for not scoring.
Montreal Canadiens
Or: How to tear down a legendary franchise for Dummies.
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 12, 2012 8:48 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
I think them an the leafs
get together and plot this shit
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by BigCSouthside on Jan 12, 2012 8:48 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
hahaha
“yeah, we dont have anything to prove anymore”
Nymphin' Ain't Easy Fly Fishing
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by BigCSouthside on Jan 12, 2012 8:50 PM CST up reply actions
They seem to think so.
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 12, 2012 8:50 PM CST up reply actions
delayed reaction...
but lolz
I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
by ITypedforMiles on Jan 12, 2012 9:15 PM CST up reply actions
I feel bad for them too.
I think they might have my favorite non hawks away jersey.
by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 12, 2012 8:52 PM CST up reply actions
I wonder the Hayes brothers will end up
being the Hockey Gods’ answer to the Sedins.
But in the end, I think it's going to come back to the Globetrotters, because if there's one thing they know, it's "globe-trotting!"
wonder when his bro will get a chance
hes younger right?
by putmeinthemadhouse on Jan 12, 2012 8:49 PM CST up reply actions
I think he's two years younger.
by aeroplane on Jan 12, 2012 8:53 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
I'm guessing Tanguay is getting sent over for Camalleri
Blackhawks bleed Red & White.
We are all Canucks...including Toews, Sharp, Keith, Seabrook, ...need I go on?
The kids are alright...
No Swagger, No Dagger
by Saskjet on Jan 12, 2012 8:50 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Nice Razor!
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by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 12, 2012 8:52 PM CST reply actions
Nope, it's Rene Bourque for Camalleri. Insane.
Blackhawks bleed Red & White.
We are all Canucks...including Toews, Sharp, Keith, Seabrook, ...need I go on?
whaaa?
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by BigCSouthside on Jan 12, 2012 8:52 PM CST up reply actions
Hahaha this.
What the fuck kind of trade is this?
by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 12, 2012 8:53 PM CST up reply actions
3 bags of pucks
2 bags of dicks
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 12, 2012 8:54 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Maybe
They want to up their PIM and suspensions?
by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 12, 2012 8:54 PM CST up reply actions
I'm predicting a low pressure front followed by a:

by BodomSlayer on Jan 12, 2012 8:52 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
that's a flec!
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 12, 2012 8:53 PM CST up reply actions
I've said it before
but Hayes can play on my Hockey team
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
Ice girls are healthy...
No Swagger, No Dagger
by Saskjet on Jan 12, 2012 8:53 PM CST via mobile reply actions
um
I can exploit those, right?
Nymphin' Ain't Easy Fly Fishing
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by BigCSouthside on Jan 12, 2012 8:56 PM CST up reply actions
Monty looks solid from what I've seen tonight
More confident. Maybe he likes pairing w/ OD
Please Hawks, make your next PP like your last and not this again!

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 12, 2012 8:53 PM CST reply actions
fuck
thats scary
Nymphin' Ain't Easy Fly Fishing
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by BigCSouthside on Jan 12, 2012 8:54 PM CST up reply actions
That's just creepy
And I don’t have that irrational fear of clowns
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by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 12, 2012 8:54 PM CST up reply actions
And now for another episdoe of All My Clownshoes.
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 12, 2012 8:53 PM CST reply actions
Foley sounded a little bored when he said this
“Toews wins another draw”
SCH moderator. I'm the nice one. Really, I am. (you can quit laughing now)
Screw the studs, get Hayes out there on the PP
If you must scream to get noticed, maybe you should whisper instead
Absolutely
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by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 12, 2012 8:56 PM CST up reply actions
I'd hate my goalie if he ever pulled that move
by aeroplane on Jan 12, 2012 8:58 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Rat is Back!
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by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 12, 2012 8:56 PM CST reply actions
That's a cheap one.
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 12, 2012 8:56 PM CST reply actions
Rat???
Did he use his psychic powers to get that puck?
Holy shit.
PP goals. I don’t even
by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 12, 2012 8:56 PM CST reply actions
So Stals needs to keep playing Columbus
but our PP needs to keep playing Minny
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Ok, we need to introduce some operant fucking conditioning into this PP.
Where’s the squirt bottle.
These guys get a squirt of water right on the nose everytime they try the backdoor play.
Blackhawks bleed Red & White.
We are all Canucks...including Toews, Sharp, Keith, Seabrook, ...need I go on?
BOLLY!
Blackhawks bleed Red & White.
We are all Canucks...including Toews, Sharp, Keith, Seabrook, ...need I go on?
Bollygood
But in the end, I think it's going to come back to the Globetrotters, because if there's one thing they know, it's "globe-trotting!"
Rat

"There are rough players and there are dirty players. I'm rough and dirty."
by YouFeelShame II on Jan 12, 2012 8:57 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
Instaflec
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by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 12, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions
don't think so
he just let in 2 Hawks PPG.
yeah.
oh damn, didn;t even read that. just assumed you meant harding
bleh. yaknowwhatimean
Worst goal I've ever seen.
My serenity is inversely proportional to my expectations.
LET’S GO HAWKS!!!!!
Hack!
But in the end, I think it's going to come back to the Globetrotters, because if there's one thing they know, it's "globe-trotting!"
I thought it was agreed last season that a DLR could not be jinxed.
same as a Hatty.
by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 12, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions
oh
I was not here last season….dumb afghanistan…if that is the case, I retract my “this”
Give me the wrench....because F*CK him
That Afghanistan thing
gets you a free pass.
Truth.
Also I could be talking out of my ass, but I think I remember correctly.
by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 12, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions
I don't get in on many GDT
As I usually work and just come home and read the third period followed by the Recap.
Normally it is a game where we dominate
and win by at least 5 goals
SCH moderator. I'm the nice one. Really, I am. (you can quit laughing now)
nah
TMFF would have said it to your face. He’s not subtle about it.
SCH moderator. I'm the nice one. Really, I am. (you can quit laughing now)
I'm not that mean am I?
Wait, my sig says I am, nevermind!?!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 12, 2012 9:05 PM CST up reply actions
hey!
this is YOU, remember?

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 12, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions
It is a must read for all new comers!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 12, 2012 9:05 PM CST up reply actions
Note my sig and the
JUNGLE DRUMS!!! JUNGLE DRUMS and my periodic throwing into the convo of “everybody wants some” at points. This is all DLR kick ass by 5+ goals please shit!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 12, 2012 9:10 PM CST up reply actions
Is the first PP unit paying attention to this?
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 12, 2012 8:58 PM CST reply actions
Matt Hackett! I watch this kid in Houston! You can’t Hack-ett!
stay still. shut up. pay attention. adopt as signature moves.
bitches couldn't possibly know about my modal epistemology
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Another assist for Purple Hayes

Never Die Easy.
by DMelt36 on Jan 12, 2012 8:58 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
Good back checking tonight
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 12, 2012 8:59 PM CST reply actions
Good everything tonight
Play like this moar plz
by tekeetakshak on Jan 12, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions
Cammalleri trade
Cammalleri, 5th rounder, and the rights to a European goalie prospect for Rene Bourque, 2nd rounder in 2013, and prospect Patrick Holland.
Never Die Easy.
It's amazing how fast a deal can get done...
…when a GM really fucking hates the guy he’s trading.
Blackhawks bleed Red & White.
We are all Canucks...including Toews, Sharp, Keith, Seabrook, ...need I go on?
Forget a coach that speaks French. They need a GM that speaks Hockey.
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 12, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
They must be looking at *OLD* tape of Bourque...
You know, stuff from Norfolk or something
by northernsails on Jan 12, 2012 9:05 PM CST up reply actions
Question: Why on earth does the brass in French Canada want to destroy their team?
by northernsails on Jan 12, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions
Cause they are clearly fucking insane.
Blackhawks bleed Red & White.
We are all Canucks...including Toews, Sharp, Keith, Seabrook, ...need I go on?
He played 2 games for them in 06-07, 22 in 07-08, and 24 in 08-09
Has played in the KHL the past couple years. He also backed up Tuukka Rask at the 2006 WJC
Allegedly...
[Twitter] Arpon Basu @ArponBasu 3m Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
#Habs Gauthier: Trade was made to add size to forward group. Need players who can score goals from “tough areas”
So long and thanks for all the fish.
Tough areas? Like the penalty box where Borque is always hanging out
I don’t think you can score from there
Worst trade ever
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by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 12, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions
is patrick holland someone?
is this a montreal rebuild?
that is an awful trade
does it have to do with that controversy about his comments?
by putmeinthemadhouse on Jan 12, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions
Yeeesh!
That was ugly
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by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 12, 2012 9:00 PM CST reply actions
That was wubulous
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by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 12, 2012 9:02 PM CST reply actions
when did the hawks acquire jimmy hayes?
was it part of the trade where they got stalberg to?
by putmeinthemadhouse on Jan 12, 2012 9:03 PM CST reply actions
no, I think his brother was the following year
by northernsails on Jan 12, 2012 9:06 PM CST up reply actions
No
We traded for him just after we drafted his bro. I thnk we gave Toronto back the draft pick they used on him (a second) and I think something else.
Thanks
In my fantasy world, one day we play with both Toews’s, both Hayes’s, sign Marcel Hossa, and trade for Keith Seabrook
Brent's younger bro.
Plays for Florida’s farm team, San Antonio Rampage
busy/lurking
Spent a lot of time w/the family/folks… then have been catching up on work with everyone besides me taking their vacation AFTER the new year…
I would be totally mind fucked listening to Pat!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 12, 2012 9:20 PM CST up reply actions
but it would be easier for him
he’d have less names to know
SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.
It'd would be good when they play the same position
“Seabrooks on d”
Currently in DirecTV hell
Do we have a PP goal yet?
How were the last two goals?
Didn’t TV by “dish” go away with the 80s
by RVW5000 on Jan 12, 2012 9:03 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I need a cigarette.
That was awesome.
Blackhawks bleed Red & White.
We are all Canucks...including Toews, Sharp, Keith, Seabrook, ...need I go on?
dude.
8 of bolly’s 11 goals have been PPG or SHG. crazy.
But isn't that his usual MO?
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by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 12, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions
Who am I thinking of?
It seemed like there was someone the last two years that lived off of shorties and PP
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by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 12, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions
Sharp
Thank you
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by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 12, 2012 9:26 PM CST up reply actions
Bolland and crazy in the same sentence
= duh
But in the end, I think it's going to come back to the Globetrotters, because if there's one thing they know, it's "globe-trotting!"
bolland is going to go skin a hooker
in celebration
Nymphin' Ain't Easy Fly Fishing
Back off man, I'm a scientist
Kittens are out of stock
So I have been “told”
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 12, 2012 9:06 PM CST up reply actions
2nd period stats
SOG: CHI 21 – 13 MIN
Hits: CHI 15 – 23 MIN
Giveaways: CHI 4 – 3 MIN
Takeaways: CHI 4 – 6 MIN
Blocked Shots: CHI 5 – 14 MIN
Faceoffs: CHI 59% – 41% MIN (Bolland line: still good)
F/Os
Toews – 9/13 – 69%
Mayers – 0/2 – 0%
Bolland – 6/10 – 60%
Shaw – 2/4 – 50%
SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.
toews FO
giggity
Nymphin' Ain't Easy Fly Fishing
Back off man, I'm a scientist
by BigCSouthside on Jan 12, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions
giggity goo!
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 12, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions
dude.
Today, the teacher who works with me finished writing the final exam. It has 69 questions. I said “Let’s add one more. Just because.”
please say yes
Nymphin' Ain't Easy Fly Fishing
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by BigCSouthside on Jan 12, 2012 9:08 PM CST up reply actions
second and possible more important question
its a three parter: Is she hot, if yes do you have pics, and is she single
Nymphin' Ain't Easy Fly Fishing
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by BigCSouthside on Jan 12, 2012 9:10 PM CST up reply actions
fucking monogamy
Nymphin' Ain't Easy Fly Fishing
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by BigCSouthside on Jan 12, 2012 9:13 PM CST up reply actions
where the fuck
did MIN get 13 shots from?
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 12, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions
I would imagine from their forwards and defensemen
Nymphin' Ain't Easy Fly Fishing
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by BigCSouthside on Jan 12, 2012 9:06 PM CST up reply actions
You may be onto something here!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 12, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions
smartasses
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 12, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions
send it my way
I want a four day weekend
Nymphin' Ain't Easy Fly Fishing
Back off man, I'm a scientist
by BigCSouthside on Jan 12, 2012 9:05 PM CST up reply actions
Did it stop snowing for you yet?
I shoveled at 4, gonna have to do it again now. Still coming down here in NW Indiana.
Never Die Easy.
Detroit in a shoot out right now
by aeroplane on Jan 12, 2012 9:05 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Yeah
and I don’t know who I want it to be, but somebody in the VAN STL game needs to win in REGULATION PLEASE
by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 12, 2012 9:06 PM CST up reply actions
hey! where's Blou?
we uneducated types are having a whale of a time!
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
I am not allowed to argue with him
Nymphin' Ain't Easy Fly Fishing
Back off man, I'm a scientist
by BigCSouthside on Jan 12, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions
You are disqualified
You have >2 active sinapses
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 12, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions
you clearly don't understand
how poorly the Hawks are dominating the Wild at the moment.
But in the end, I think it's going to come back to the Globetrotters, because if there's one thing they know, it's "globe-trotting!"
I know..
even though I’m a “professsor” I’m also “uneducated”.. sucks to be me..
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 12, 2012 9:08 PM CST up reply actions
I wasn't going to bring up degrees
but i wanted to… i so wanted to.
barely
But in the end, I think it's going to come back to the Globetrotters, because if there's one thing they know, it's "globe-trotting!"
Chuck Garfien...
Odd looking but good
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by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 12, 2012 9:05 PM CST reply actions
Maybe that trade is going to hold off for awhile
Seems like the call-ups have done the job of sparking the team … at least for tonight.
Never Die Easy.
Holy shit.
Darcy sounds the opposite of intelligent as heaven.
by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 12, 2012 9:09 PM CST reply actions
I was so lost
I blame it on the bourbon
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by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 12, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions
Dumb as hell.
to clarify. :p
by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 12, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions
Nope. No stretch.
Just lack of comprehension and a few beverages.
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by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 12, 2012 9:17 PM CST up reply actions
Like Oh My God! I'm so excited!
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by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 12, 2012 9:09 PM CST reply actions
Yeah.
I might have just had a tiny aneurysm from her voice,
by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 12, 2012 9:10 PM CST up reply actions
she ducked out early
from her job as a Brain Surgeon
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 12, 2012 9:10 PM CST up reply actions
Dude!!
Hitting on Kustok
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by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 12, 2012 9:11 PM CST reply actions
he's got bizzalls to do it live
But in the end, I think it's going to come back to the Globetrotters, because if there's one thing they know, it's "globe-trotting!"
hilarious
Nymphin' Ain't Easy Fly Fishing
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by BigCSouthside on Jan 12, 2012 9:11 PM CST up reply actions
Can't say I would pass up the opportunity to hit on Kustok.
But holy creeper vibe.
by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 12, 2012 9:11 PM CST reply actions
This
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by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 12, 2012 9:12 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah that lady
Is defiantly what I call a NW Indiana Special
This is over. You can go ahead and order the autopsy now.
Midwest Jersey Shore
Nymphin' Ain't Easy Fly Fishing
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by BigCSouthside on Jan 12, 2012 9:12 PM CST up reply actions
When I go visit Crown Point
It blows my mind how many girls over tan and die their hair black. You are right on Midwest Jersey Shore. All the dudes have Fo-hawks pierced diamond ears and Ed Hardy shirts.
This is over. You can go ahead and order the autopsy now.
Ed Hardy and Affliction shirts
I should be allowed to kill those people
Nymphin' Ain't Easy Fly Fishing
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by BigCSouthside on Jan 12, 2012 9:15 PM CST up reply actions
We'll just sic Bolland on 'em
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by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 12, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions
i dunno, have we checked his wardrobe?
i have a sneaking suspicion that his fashion sense is not above that. he might keep their shirts as trophies.
Yeah I agree
I grew up there so yeah…. Have to visit
This is over. You can go ahead and order the autopsy now.
You really can't go to any of the bigger bars in the area
Without running into those kinds of guys. It’s a sad plague that’s rampant around here. Hole-in-the-wall bars is where it’s at.
Never Die Easy.
I grew up in Porter Cty
have you ever heard of ozzies oasis?
If you must scream to get noticed, maybe you should whisper instead
that is a hole in the wall bar
you might want to avoid it
If you must scream to get noticed, maybe you should whisper instead
detroit wins.
Howard gets #100. Not too many Americans with that many wins.
by aeroplane on Jan 12, 2012 9:12 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions
Don’t mind jimmy Howard. I generally root for the American goaltenders.
by aeroplane on Jan 12, 2012 9:14 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions
Yep
It is the name on the front of the sweater I root for (or against) not the name on the back!
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 12, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions
he'll be in the top 10 by next year
and if things go okay for him, he should end up, along with Quick and Miller, in the top 3-4 of all-time U.S. goaltenders. The U.S. hasn’t been strong at the position until recently.
He needs about 40 more to get in 10th
Quick’s at 16. Miller is 5th and the active leader
Other active players
Tim Thomas 7th, Brent Johnson 11th, Rick DiPietro 13th, Craig Anderson 14th, Brian Boucher 15th. I didn’t know some of these guys were American
he'll get 15-20
more wins this year and another 30 next. It’s very easy to work your way up the American standings. Schneider has 28-30 wins and is the top 30 in wins, for example.
by aeroplane on Jan 12, 2012 11:56 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions

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