Cory Perry FOR Patrick Kane?
Patrick Kane may be the best offensive talent to wear the indian head in decades.... However, he is starting to remind me of Orlando Woolridge - all stats and no spine.
Kane has reverted back to his rookie form. He only hustles on offense, is intimidated by contact, and almost never back checks. He also looks like he just doesn't care out there. Believe me, I hope I am wrong about him and he starts to play like '10 again...
Bryan Murray recently announced he is willing to part with any member of his core accept Koivu and Selanne.
If Murray might listen wouldn't it be worth proposing a Kane for Perry swap. I recently suggested this on a thread and promptly had my man card revoked.
I think it's worth discussing the pros and cons of the trade.
And I hope Bowman is thinking about it.
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WE'RE NOT TRADING PATRICK KANE!!!!
Also, he has a no movement clause so we can’t.
Wow is that one gigantic pile of crap
Just because Kane doesn’t run out of position to make hits or throw his body around like the power forward he isn’t doesn’t mean that he has no spine or that he’s intimidated by contact. If you really think that you’re either insane or you’ve gotta get your eyes checked because that plainly isn’t true. Yes he’s in a bit of a slump at the moment but he’s playing his ass off, going into the corners, and taking hits trying to make plays
There are three types of people in this world: those who can count, and those who can't.
by FrankStallone on Jan 12, 2012 10:23 PM CST reply actions 9 recs
if i could i would rec this a bazillion times
"Well now you're just talking like Foghorn Leghorn!"
by justforkicks on Jan 12, 2012 10:31 PM CST up reply actions
Going into the corners...
Seriously, not seeing it regularly.
Hope he starts to though.
If you're not seeing it regularly than you're not watching the 'Hawks regularly
Such an asinine comment
There are three types of people in this world: those who can count, and those who can't.
by FrankStallone on Jan 13, 2012 11:52 AM CST up reply actions
Wow. How about Kane's positioning
today.
He is definitely in a funk and I hope he comes out of it….
But Perry’s desire and abandon would have looked nice out there today though.
Even if it meant Kane was elsewhere.
BTW, all of no movement clause choir of rats. Campbell had an NMC. Shit, I think Cammaleri had one too. If the move was attempted and Kane refused – it might just be the kick in the ass he needs.
Campbell chose to go to Florida to be part of the rebuild and have a leadership position. Totally different situation
How bout Perry brings his desire and abandon to his own team before thinking about bringing it here.
And you’re going to call Kane out ONLY for that pile of crap that was the first period and half of the 2nd this game? You know who else looked bad? Toews, Hossa, and the rest of the team.
"Well now you're just talking like Foghorn Leghorn!"
by justforkicks on Jan 14, 2012 3:15 PM CST up reply actions
And did you see him in the 3rd? Was doing extremely well.
"Well now you're just talking like Foghorn Leghorn!"
by justforkicks on Jan 14, 2012 3:16 PM CST up reply actions
Campbell had a NTC
Slightly different, and anyway, I think players can waive NMCs if they want to.
by Katherine215 on Jan 16, 2012 11:05 AM CST up reply actions
serioiusly?
you want Buff back too, i’ll bet. Kane isn’t going anywhere, especially for a locker room cancer like Perry.
Sorry for partying!
Perry won the Hart....
He has hardly been a cancer the last year.
and how's he doing now?
"Well now you're just talking like Foghorn Leghorn!"
by justforkicks on Jan 13, 2012 12:00 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Not well, but that doesn't mean he's a cancer
Kane has scored 3 goals since December rolled around. Does that mean he’s a cancer too? We haven’t heard many grumblings about Perry, except that the entire team is sucking hard right now – why would you say he’s a cancer anyways? Do you have a reasoning? Or is this just some random thing?
I was actually just referring to him winning the hart last year and how he's doing this year
I don’t know enough about him personally and the team to comment on him being a cancer. Should have been more clear as to what I was referring to.
"Well now you're just talking like Foghorn Leghorn!"
by justforkicks on Jan 14, 2012 1:28 AM CST up reply actions
unless you were referring to lumberjack7, and i can't speak to that
"Well now you're just talking like Foghorn Leghorn!"
by justforkicks on Jan 14, 2012 1:28 AM CST up reply actions
there's a lot of referencing going on here, clearly
"Well now you're just talking like Foghorn Leghorn!"
by justforkicks on Jan 14, 2012 1:29 AM CST up reply actions
Pronger has also won a Hart
just sayin.
Sorry for partying!
by lumberjack7 on Jan 16, 2012 10:42 AM CST up reply actions
The positives would be?
Yeah, can’t really think of any.
There is no possible good trade involving Kane. You’d have to get 5 really good youbng guys to make it worthwhile. No team is going to do that. Or you’d have to get a top 10 talent. You’re not going to get that either.
by pang off the post on Jan 13, 2012 7:04 AM CST reply actions
deal Kane...
while he still has any value. Plenty of teams could use a high skill, one-dimensional, soft forward. His offensive numbers are replaceable with the Hawks bumper crop of young American talent. Trade for defense though, not another goal scorer.
The only way Kane should go...
for a d-man would be for a Shea Weber. He is way too valuable.
I could see a Cory Perry because he is also young with proven offensive ability but, outside of Weber or maybe Doughty, who is there on D with equivalent value.
Also, how does a D-man of that caliber fit into the current lineup and system without making room by moving another d-man like Seabs?
I would really love to see Kane come around and Bowman use some of that young talent to bring in Ruutu and Gleason or a similar combo by the trade deadline.
As girlphoenix said
Kane has a NMC, and I highly highly doubt he is going to waive it. Especially to go to Anaheim or Nashville. I don’t think we should, nor do I want to anyway.
"Well now you're just talking like Foghorn Leghorn!"
by justforkicks on Jan 13, 2012 2:05 PM CST up reply actions
NMC are waived all the time...
and Kane would jump to go to Anaheim. He’s an aspiring star fucker.
wow. just. wow.
"Well now you're just talking like Foghorn Leghorn!"
by justforkicks on Jan 13, 2012 3:41 PM CST up reply actions
PD - SCH branch?
But in the end, I think it's going to come back to the Globetrotters, because if there's one thing they know, it's "globe-trotting!"
Masochism, pure and simple
That and the hope that actual knowledgeable fans put meatheads like takeoff and coldsteel77 (who probably spend the entire game shouting “SHOOOOOT!” and “HIT SOMEBODY!”, think John Scott is totally underrated and should suit up every game, and still have wet dreams about Byfuglien) properly in their place. Seriously, some stupid shit on this fanpost…
There are three types of people in this world: those who can count, and those who can't.
by FrankStallone on Jan 13, 2012 12:21 PM CST up reply actions
Wow!
FrankStallone, you are really are gutless little pissant.
I posted this topic simply for discussion. Ideally, I would love to see Kane return to his ’10 form and improve from there.
Instead of any form of counter point you simply post attack after attack shielded by your cowardly blanket of internet anonymity.
Any time you would like to discuss this topic in person I would be more than happy to meet – I’m a season ticket holder up in the 300 level. Maybe you can make it out from your mother’s basement for a game.
I'd be happy to meet you at a game and discuss this face to face
unfortunately since I live in DC I rarely ever get to see the ‘Hawks live. And I’m sorry if you’re upset about being called for your meatheadism, but you’re the one advocating trading the most offensively gifted player that has worn the Indian Head since Bobby Hull simply because he’s in a bit of a slump right now and because you equate not running all over the place to throw hits like David Backes to being soft. I can’t possibly count how many times every single game Kaner gets absolutely crunched in the corner or along the half boards, but apparently you think he shies away from contact simply because he doesn’t initiate it very much. You can’t handle being attacked, stop acting like a troll. And I’m not exactly all that anonymous – you can find my email address right there in my profile.
There are three types of people in this world: those who can count, and those who can't.
by FrankStallone on Jan 13, 2012 5:20 PM CST up reply actions
Frank!
He’s a STH! Run Away! …..
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 13, 2012 7:43 PM CST up reply actions
No surprise there...
another beltway know it all.
There is no question the 08 and 11-12 versions of Kane are intimidated by contact.
John Jaeckel and others have pointed out – the way teams are game planning the Hawks is to get physical early.
I would never expect Kane to turn in to Jocelyn Lemieux. Only would like to see him get a little pissed and get right back in to the action after he gets slammed. Just like he did throughout the cup season.
oh well if Johyn Jaeckel said it it must be true
"Well now you're just talking like Foghorn Leghorn!"
by justforkicks on Jan 14, 2012 11:55 AM CST up reply actions
I don't see how you can watch the games and not see him taking hits to make the plays,
go into the corners and fight for the puck. And he gets up every single time and keeps going. The fact that you think he’s intimidated by contact? We’re clearly not watching the same games or the same player.
"Well now you're just talking like Foghorn Leghorn!"
by justforkicks on Jan 14, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions
there's no need for the personal insults.
take it down a notch.
SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.
Address that to FrankStallone
take a look at my post and his repeated insults as responses.
Better yet, look at his entire post history vs my own. His is peppered with insults and vulgarity.
I was really trying to look at both sides of this possible trade. If Stallone is incapable of discussion why he is a member?
I'm with Frank

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 13, 2012 4:11 PM CST up reply actions
Actually, I did addressed that comment to Frank, which you can tell if you click the "up" button
That lets you know what the comment is in reply to. I ignored your last comment because it was in response to his personal attack, but please do not take that to mean that I believe you two should continue this attack on each other.
Both of you – either debate your opinions without the attacks or learn to ignore each other until you’re able to act like adults when discussing differences in opinion.
SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.
by ahnfire on Jan 13, 2012 9:29 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Excuse me. Could not see the up when I
first reviewed the post.
Using “no scripts”…
i think i might of met takeoff...
last yr. at a bar for game 7 against Vanc… were u the guy saying the reason we were losing was b.c. John Scott wasn’t dressed? Kane is a top 3 passer, has skills that NOBODY else in the league has… yea his scoring is down but he is also top 10 in assist in the league this year. And is one of MAYBE 3 players in the league who has the vision and hands to make some of the plays he makes. he is also 5’11 180 which is exactly what i am… thats NOWHERE close to power forward size.. you don’t want a guy that size going hard into the corners he will get killed and u lose what he brings to the game. he does back check, and he does what he is susposed to do on his line… now lets go to Perry. who is 6’3 215. now that is the size of a player who you want going into the corners and dirty areas. And yes he does do all that but thats what he is SUPPOSED to do, and yes he won the hart last yr. and he had a great season. with his 98 points.. but that was also 20+ points more then he has ever had in season before… also Kane has had about the same numbers… through out his career minus last yr. Plus we don’t exactly need more power forwards. yes bicks forgets that he is a big boy and doesn’t play to his size but you know who does, brunette, and Hayes is playing to his size and will become a good pwr forward also… So you want to trade one of the top 3 passers and play makers in the league for another pwr forward that this team has in spades? that just doesn’t make any sense at all…
You wanted a discussion about this… and someone who will give u stats and reasons and not just yell at you well here you go. thats why this is a stupid trade that makes NO sense for the hawks to make even IF kaner decided to waive his NMC.
Thank you and good day sir
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Jan 13, 2012 4:43 PM CST reply actions
soupy!
ain’t sen you in a while. Guess dumbass Trolling posts are a Good Thing if they drag you out of retirement/hanging out with Johnsson..
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 13, 2012 4:57 PM CST up reply actions
holiday break...
so little sis and others were in town… so i had to spend a lot more time with them. i should be back more now that the little sis went back to school.
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Jan 13, 2012 5:02 PM CST up reply actions
this can only be called a "Good Thing"!
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 13, 2012 5:22 PM CST up reply actions
lol yup...
and hjammer of the gods who havn’t been hear at all lately has taught me very well in the ways of super sarcastic and snarkiness… so look for lots of snark remarks from me in 2012 i.e. the 2 posts here
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Jan 13, 2012 5:25 PM CST up reply actions
also one more point...
that Hjammer of the gods just reminded me of… Perry is a BIG fan of shrinking in the corners when he has to go up against anybody his size or bigger… he only goes in hard when he is going up against people lot smaller then he is…
again,
I said good day sir
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Jan 13, 2012 5:07 PM CST up reply actions
SOUPY!
Missed you and Hjammer of the gods at the last few games in H. E. Il.!! You all disappeared just when I was getting used to Hjammer bearing down on me on another breakaway and your gold pants in my crease. G’day to you sir!
"I killed a man 'cause he killed my goat."
Once again...
I am not looking for Kane to turn into something he is not. Just looking for him to give a similar effort to other phases than offense.
Right on Hayes. Wrong on Brunette. Kind of right on Bickell (don’t get me started on him – though he has looked better the last few games).
Totally wrong on Scott. I think he is a project for another team or the AHL. I do think if he is on the roster he should be utilized against the Nyucks and the Blues and should be expected to fill his role – and that isn’t as a player.
And you make my argument for me on Perry. If Kane keeps playing Orlando Woolridge – Perry would be an incredible addition.
But Soupy didn't "make" your argument on Perry
Perry’s (supposed to be) a power forward, and Kane’s a finesse forward. Your proposed trade would (presumably) strengthen one area (I’m not actually convinced of that), but then greatly weaken another. How would you compensate for that?
(If it wasn’t obvious by my parentheticals, I am no Perry fan.)
also don't forget...
that even as Perry’s susposed to be a power foward, which as i said we are pretty deep with… really isn’t one as he shies away from contact in the corners to begin with
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Jan 16, 2012 5:33 PM CST up reply actions
Exactly
That’s why I say I’m not actually convinced that Perry would strengthen the areas takeoff thinks need strengthening.
o i know...
also like i said u don’t want kane to be in those areas… the key is to put someone on his line to do that…
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Jan 16, 2012 6:07 PM CST up reply actions
It's been too long
since I have had the pleasure of smiling from reading a post from soupy. All is right in the world now.
Chicago homer since conception in '87
The best and fastest way to learn a sport is to watch and imitate a champion.
-- Jean-Claude Killy
Cannots take note^
by TazerNation19 on Jan 16, 2012 3:08 PM CST up reply actions
I'm sorry, you must be lost
You must be looking for HFBoards. That’s where garbage like this belongs. No hard feelings! Toodles!
Chicagoan in the Lou.
MM FTW!
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 13, 2012 5:21 PM CST up reply actions
You do realize that "Kane is Lazy" meme here
is only a joke right, because the exact opposite is true.
Is see Kane routienley in better position then most any other Hawk (Toews and Hossa being the exception). He is only 5-10 180-185lbs, not a big guy, but fights the boards with the best of them and knows how to get into passing lanes (not as good as Bolly, Toews or Hossa) but he is not bad. Kane is an offensive Dynamo and not a Defensive liability. He is young and only getting better.
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 13, 2012 6:05 PM CST reply actions
Yeah, but he would much rather play in anaheim
so he can bang starlets.
See if you can guess what I am now.
by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 13, 2012 6:07 PM CST up reply actions
the banging of starlets...
is the only part of the argument that i can’t defend… thats a real thing
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Jan 13, 2012 6:14 PM CST up reply actions
see, I like posts like this..
such obvious Trolls that they give everybody a chance to work out all the anger…
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 13, 2012 6:24 PM CST up reply actions
Take a look at the last group of posts
including yours….
And I’m the troll.
Amazing, the gutless herd on these boards.
Glad it inspires the faceless masses like “ratbite”.
LOL
yes, yes you are
and here I am responding to you. shame on me… but anyway.
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 14, 2012 1:16 PM CST up reply actions
That's funny. Gutless herd.
What do you suggest? A good old fashioned rumble? Do I get to be on the Jets?
See if you can guess what I am now.
by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 14, 2012 5:56 PM CST up reply actions
I'm not exactly flattered either, bucko
Under the highway at eight, then?
Hey! I take penumbrage at that!
while we're with the whole "West Side Story" thing
TMFF is definitely tossing a coin in the air aggressively, all wearing a white t-shirt with a pack of Kools tucked into the turn up..
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 14, 2012 6:36 PM CST up reply actions
I smoke Lights
But they are definentley rolled in my sleeve right now
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 14, 2012 7:24 PM CST up reply actions
And a tooth pick in my mouth
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 14, 2012 7:24 PM CST up reply actions
I'll bet you just riled up some "Squares" too..
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 14, 2012 7:27 PM CST up reply actions
I dunno
are you really poor at Football?
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 14, 2012 6:34 PM CST up reply actions
you mean soccer, right?
But in the end, I think it's going to come back to the Globetrotters, because if there's one thing they know, it's "globe-trotting!"
talking about NY Jets...
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 14, 2012 7:17 PM CST up reply actions
I guess you could be talking about hockey as well
But in the end, I think it's going to come back to the Globetrotters, because if there's one thing they know, it's "globe-trotting!"
You see him in better defensive position than any other player? Are you kidding me?
I am not saying he is terrible defensively, but making a statement like that is absurd, especially with some of the defensive minded players we have on this team.
What sound does a toilet make when you flush it?
Doooooooshhhh!
There is a problem with outliving your enemies, it usually means that you have outlived your friends as well...
Honnor thy father - D. Vader (Robert Asprin, Myth series)
by burpchelischili on Jan 14, 2012 10:46 AM CST reply actions
I must be tired
Because this made me laugh out loud, twice. Thanks for that.
"I killed a man 'cause he killed my goat."
Another examply today from Kane
They even spotlighted it… puck is in the corner – Toews and 2 scum… and Kane, 4-5 feet away watching the play…
Quennville reamed him back at the bench and he looked like he was going to cry.
Well, at least he looked like he cared.
Did you notice how they even "spotlighted" how he was yelling/talking to himself the whole time before and after
banged his stick on the bench because he was pissed at himself? I think that means he cares. And again, you know who else was invisible today? EVERYONE. You know who made some really fantastic plays in the 2nd half of the 2nd and the third? KANE.
"Well now you're just talking like Foghorn Leghorn!"
by justforkicks on Jan 14, 2012 3:18 PM CST up reply actions
But yeah lets just take that one thing as justification to trading him.
"Well now you're just talking like Foghorn Leghorn!"
by justforkicks on Jan 14, 2012 3:18 PM CST up reply actions
AGREED
We should trade Toews, D2K, Biscuit, Panda and the Rat. I saw each and every one of them NOT pressing the point in OT, seemed like they were just to lazy to put an effort in to pressure the puck. WTF was D2K doing not covering Criminal Asshole, just because it was not his man doesn’t mean he should assume he would be covered. For Fuck Sakes, I mean they did not even get a SOG off in OT. (Nevermind the fact they were completely spent after that 3rd period on late scramble to tie).
Everybody knows Tazer sucks in Board Battles and NEVER fends off two guys for the puck to kick it to open ice and set up a scoring chance (Just ignore the 3-4 times a period he does for arguments sake). We all know the purpose of a board battle is to push the puck 10-15 along to do it over again and NOT to kick it to a waiting team-mate or up the boards to a waiting team-mate who can set up the zone because that would be crazy.
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 14, 2012 7:32 PM CST up reply actions
No.
There are some who call me........Tim?
Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!
Fuck Radim Vrbata.
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 14, 2012 3:55 PM CST reply actions
I wonder if TO would be responding again today,
If the Hawks managed to win this in OT?
Gotta wonder about guys who seem to only come out after loses. Something funny about that.
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 14, 2012 7:27 PM CST reply actions
TO-OT.. Palindrome-tastic!
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 14, 2012 7:27 PM CST up reply actions
Hmm
Hawks win yesterday and no additional bitching from TO. huh?
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 16, 2012 6:13 PM CST up reply actions
he should though...
kaner was sooo lazy he didn’t score on that sweet feed from tazer
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Jan 16, 2012 6:24 PM CST up reply actions
remarkable, no?
Blou was also conspicous by his absence..
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 16, 2012 6:30 PM CST up reply actions
It would make no difference...
I think it was first suggested after a win.
Look, I have said this repeatedly – I hope Kane finds his 10 playoff form again. That would be the ideal situation.
However, if he does not, a good GM has to look at other possibilities and, if Perry was there, why not take a shot?
Unfortunately, the SC zeitgeist (or maybe “zit” geist would be more apt) decided to attack rather than consider.
Well, well....
This is an idiotic thread. Hawks are not going to trade Patrick Kane, and the viability of a trade for Cory Perry isn’t there anyway.
Kane? He’s overrated, period. He is rather one-dimensional and, yes, soft. He is a very good player. But he isn’t in the league of Jonathan Toews or Marian Hossa. Whereas Toews is “statue worthy,” Kane is not. That doesn’t mean you trade him. But it does mean constantly linking him to Toews is a slap in the face to Toews. Toews is going to the Hall of Fame someday. A statue of Toews will be outside with Bobby and Stan someday. Kane? Nope. Not in that league.
But you don’t trade Kane. Nope.
The Blackhawks and the Stanley Cup in 2010.
You're first mistake is comparing those three players anyway - they are not and should not be the same player
and their roles are completely different to the team. And being a slap in the face to Toews is just completely over the top dramatic.
"Well now you're just talking like Foghorn Leghorn!"
by justforkicks on Jan 14, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions
Sigh
Toews and Kane have been a packaging deal courtesy Rocky, John McD, Jay Blunk, Dale Tallon. The trouble is Toews has separated himself from Kane. So the Hawk marketing strategy has been flushed down the toilet in that regard. Toews is a superstar. Kane is “merely” a very talented albeit limited and soft offensive player.
Any GM in the league would take Toews 100 times out of 100 over Kane. They would also take Hossa 100 times out of 100 over Kane. No, that does not translate to Kane hatred.
The Blackhawks and the Stanley Cup in 2010.
When did I say you were hating on Kane. I don't care how they are marketed
as players they are completely different and serve completely different roles. Marketing strategy has no bearing to the roles they have on the ice and to the team.
"Well now you're just talking like Foghorn Leghorn!"
by justforkicks on Jan 14, 2012 9:27 PM CST up reply actions
JFK...
Walk away…
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 14, 2012 9:34 PM CST up reply actions
yeah I'm done
"Well now you're just talking like Foghorn Leghorn!"
by justforkicks on Jan 14, 2012 9:41 PM CST up reply actions
Toews and Kane were marketed together
simply because they were both young, talented players coming to the Hawks at about the same time. That’s the only reason they were ever “linked” together. But they have two different skillsets, play two different roles within their team, and play two completely different styles of hockey. Everyone knew that when they came up. They are never mentioned in the same sentence with the implication they are the same player. I highly doubt Toews takes it as a slap in the face. And saying so is highly speculative and without foundation.
See if you can guess what I am now.
by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 16, 2012 11:29 AM CST up reply actions
Well, that's 5 minutes I'm never getting back.
by Katherine215 on Jan 16, 2012 11:13 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
yeah.
I’m ashamed for even getting involved in this one.. oh well.
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 16, 2012 11:38 AM CST up reply actions
I made the mistake of clicking anyway
even after I read the headline, knowing that it would be a trainwreck. Was I right or what. We need a FFIC recap of this thread. Comedy gold®
It's on, bitches.
Tweeping as @ehirtens
5 minutes? do you read really slowly?
or do you have the worst internet connection ever?
We like our people!
Hey!
I was at work, I get interrupted. And I stupidly read every singly comment instead of skimming like I should have.
by Katherine215 on Jan 23, 2012 2:24 PM CST up reply actions
SCH, a softer, kinder...
bah, it’s in the sig.
Can’t believe no one went with “takeoff, ya hosehead.”
Too easy?
Takeoff, although I think trading Kane for Perry is a bad idea, I for one wouldn’t be too distraught to see Kane traded in the more distant future (the future most likely being the final year of his contract). The core has to be rotated every few years in order for the team to stay competitive. Someone’s gonna go. But Kane’s time is definitely not now.
Bolland gets a lot of leeway for lackluster regular season play because of his playoff heroics. Kane should be given that same leeway too. And his “slumps” aren’t nearly as deep as the oft-injured Bolland.
On the flip side, he’s not a once in a generation player as some want to make him out to be. I don’t believe he’s soft, but I do believe his lack of defense at times cancels out some of his offensive contribution. Not sure why other teams can have players who are defensively weak, but the idea that one plays for the Hawks is absurd?
I like Patrick Kane, and love watching what he does with a puck, but the protectionism for him is a bit over the top. No need to head over the HF Boards, you found them here.
SCH, a softer, kinder place to comment on violent sports.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Jan 18, 2012 12:58 PM CST reply actions
agreed
he starts with this:
Patrick Kane may be the best offensive talent to wear the indian head in decades…
yet defensive commenter after defensive commenter feels compelled to “point out” that Kane is a superior offensive talent.
We like our people!
I know you know this
But Bolland is in a different role than Kane. He is a shutdown center, that is forced into a different role because the lack of a second center. Playing good defense does give you leeway, especially when that is the primary job. Kane’s is too score goals and he isn’t doing it. Furthermore, some people here need to understand that it is okay to criticize a player. Kane is not very strong defensively, and yes, sometimes he doesn’t hustle back. I think he puts lots of pressure on himself to score goals and then tries to cherry pick. I can only imagine what he was like to play with as a kid.
This isn’t the fucking Cubs… this team is good. We can be critical of them, its okay to do so. Its not like people are booing him.
The Kane/Toews marriage?
Not sure why the herd here generally feels Toews and Kane have to be identified together.
Just because they came up together and won a cup together?
Toews has clearly separated himself from Kane (or vice versa). If Kane trained or played with half the intensity of Toews he would be a top 5 forward in this league…. He has plenty of time to turn it around but what does it cost the team in the meantime?
At the game Sunday. Kane had his usual brilliant flashes but was a bystander on defense. Pretty indicative of his last 2 seasons.
Maybe it's because even the media/advertisers lump them together?
How many endorsements do either of them have that are solo? Most commercials I’ve seen have them both.
I wanted the Packers to win the Super Bowl, Megan!
well who cares about what advertisers do?
Its a commercial. I wouldn’t be surprised if they are not best buds off the ice. They have very differentness personalities and carry themselves in different ways.
Yes, because everyone that would hypothetically trade Kane for someone like Perry
Is a meathead. Obviously its never going to happen, but are you really suggesting that Kane is untouchable for anyone? Including someone like Perry? The crazy thing about this thread is the places that some go when somebody dare say something critical about Kane. Its not normal.
it was a fun few days...
laaarmer…
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Jan 19, 2012 1:49 PM CST up reply actions
go get stuck in, my son!
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 19, 2012 3:20 PM CST up reply actions
if i promise...
to give u a heads up next time something like this happens again… will u forgive us?
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Jan 19, 2012 3:21 PM CST up reply actions
also...
blame MMD for this… not sure how its his fault… but i gotta blame someone
fisting barry rozner with every goal!!!
by soupy's spin-o-rama on Jan 19, 2012 3:21 PM CST up reply actions
it's always my fault
that’s a good default position to take… you’ll be right 98% of the time
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 19, 2012 6:17 PM CST up reply actions
This was out here since then and I missed out too
what the fuck is all i can say
Why Q, why?!
"Watching a shootout is like admitting you watch Survivor or search the internet for porn."
Katy Perry for Patrick Kane?
HELLS YEAH!!! But, only if she wears her Elmo shirt when plays.
by neverhome30728 on Jan 19, 2012 8:19 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Now that's a trade I could get behind
if ya know what I mean
See if you can guess what I am now.
by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 19, 2012 11:15 PM CST up reply actions
You mean
you would have sex with the woman Katy Perry. From Behind.
I wanted the Packers to win the Super Bowl, Megan!
Was it that transparent?
See if you can guess what I am now.
by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 20, 2012 11:34 AM CST up reply actions
I think she only likes
unfunny big-haired berks from the Biggest Shithole in the UK… sorry..
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 20, 2012 4:01 PM CST up reply actions
you're not from Grays, Essex, trust me
if you were your Pic would be Danny Dyer holding up a can of Kestrel
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 20, 2012 4:51 PM CST up reply actions
I am sure the Kane Brigade is in full effect
He isn’t having a good start that is for sure. I’d give him time, but if it were a video game world and I could make that trade I probably would.
John Jaeckel poses the question.....
Should 88’s Days Be Numbered?
http://www.hockeybuzz.com/blog/John-Jaeckel/Should-88s-Days-Be-Numbered/128/41626
And so, I reopen the old pesky can of worms . . .
Is it time, or will it soon be time, for the Blackhawks to consider (sacrilege of sacrileges) trading Patrick Kane?
To those of you who dismiss the thought as craziness, you’d be surprised at the emails I’m getting.
Nothing saying that the Hawks are remotely entertaining the idea— after all, Kane is one of the cornerstones of Hawk marketing— but calm, rational points of view from longtime fans and people around the hockey world who are simply wondering—as I’ve been— if Kane and the Hawks would not benefit at some point from #88 putting on a different sweater.
Everyone please set aside their irrational emotions about Kane— good or bad.
His role in Hawk marketing should not matter one iota. Marketing does not win championships.
And I’m not arguing that they should deal Kane. I’ll present both sides of the argument. I am asking all of you, could it make some sense at some point, most likely in the offseason?
Again, don’t put words in my mouth: I am not saying they should deal him. I’m not saying they should— or will—deal him now. I am raising the question and discussing the pros and cons.
Let’s look at the facts.
First, I’m going to puncture the notion some are still holding on to, that this year’s Hawks’ team is drastically better than last year’s. It’s not. It was, for a while, much healthier and fresher than last year’s. But that’s changed, and now the team is starting to sink fast in the standings.
Sure, you can point to injuries, but the Hawks basically had no injuries while racing out to a thin Western Conference lead. As soon as they started getting them in December, they started playing .500 hockey.
Kane is presently the highest paid healthy forward on the Blackhawks. He is not playing like it.
That honor goes to Marian Hossa and a 2011 5th round draft pick named Andrew Shaw. Last night, Marcus Kruger and Dave Bolland were more effective up and down the ice than Kane was. When we last saw Kane against the Predators, he was circling center ice— looking to cherry pick— leaving his teammates to kill off a penalty, essentially 3 on 5. Don’t believe me, ask Pat Foley, who pointed it out.
I am also hearing—rumor mind you, take it as such— that Kane’s attitude is not great; that he is not happy with shuttling from wing to center, and also that some players in the dressing room might not be terribly happy with him.
Again, and honestly, vague rumor.
But the fact remains, after being moved back to wing with one of the best centers in the game, Kane hasn’t exactly ripped it up this year.
Sure, there were other goats last night.
But let’s also be clear on this: the shopping list that needs to be checked off to make this team a Cup contender (not just this year—which is starting to look more and more like a longshot) grows longer by the day.
The Hawks desperately need someone (a couple of someones) who can finish checks, maybe a second line center, a second pairing defenseman, maybe a #1 goalie. And unless they change the basic paradigm of their roster, they can’t do it— they have nothing outside their “core” that has significant value in trade.
They have a lot of cap commitment tied up in Kane, Hossa, Jonathan Toews, Patrick Sharp, Duncan Keith and Brent Seabrook. Over half their cap. That commitment means the remaining $30 million needs to be spent incredibly judiciously on 16-17 players— and you must get maximum value from your superstars.
Kane and Toews are the team’s two highest paid players. For the second straight season, Kane is probably not playing up to his cap hit. Not when you compare him to a number of similarly compensated players on teams the Hawks are in contention with: Pavel Datsyuk and the Sedins, not to mention Toews and Hossa and Sharp.
Bear in mind, with the exception of Toews, all these players have had a lot more time to develop than Kane has.
But warts and all, he has significant value in a trade. He’s a marquee player and an offensive force (in the right circumstances). And go figure, no one out there is lining up to take Bryan Bickell or Michal Frolik off the Hawks’ hands.
Kane would bring a lot back in trade, which so many seem to forget when this topic comes up.
He brings back more than Sharp or Keith, who some, I’m sure will suggest dealing instead of “PK.” And he certainly brings back more than Bolland or Nik Hjalmarsson, the other bodies some always want to throw under the bus.
This is the problem that so many Hawk fans, especially those with less experience following hockey and this organization have— many Hawk fans will find it hard to believe the Hawks could improve themselves by dealing Kane. And thus the organization might also hesitate on dealing Kane, even when it could improve the team, because a lot of fans (especially the newer, “One Goal” true believing fans) will revolt.
But they easily could improve the team.
I heard a rumor earlier this season that the Hawks talked to Columbus about Rick Nash. The Jackets asked for Kane. The conversation ended.
But hold on a minute. Nash is an elite power winger who few NHL defensemen can handle one on one. Swap him out for Corey Perry.
Swap him out for Kane and the Hawks are immediately more physical at the very least, without losing a lot of creativity and scoring (if at all). A lot of of newer Hawk fans will simply associate Nash with a bad Columbus team. “He’s not as good as Kaner!” But he is and has been a force on a terrible team.
Now, I am not saying the Hawks should deal Kane for Nash. But they conceivably could. And depending on all the parameters of the deal, it could be a net improvement for the Hawks.
What about New Jersey for Zach Parise (not necessarily straight up, but the basis of a deal)? Or to Kane’s native Buffalo?
Then some will say that Kane has a no-trade clause.
All a no trade clause does it make it harder to deal a player— not impossible. All the player has to do is waive. If the player isn’t happy, if his agent feels the other team offers a better situation, the player gets moved.
Now, maybe it’s not fair or practical to single Kane out. He is scoring more than Detroit’s Henrik Zetterberg and San Jose’s Patrick Marleau (by comparison), although the argument can be made Zetterberg is a much more effective three-zone player.
But the reason to even have this discussion is as plain as the nose on your face, or as a buddy emailed me this AM, the 1000 pound gorilla in the room: the Hawks have nothing else to trade to fix their roster. And they do have an abundance of “premier” forwards— significantly more than most teams— of which Kane is the east effective, this season at least.
Again, more of the other side of the coin, if the Hawks deal Kane, they subtract from their organization a premier offensive talent, who has room to mature and grow into a really great player. There is always a risk/reward trade-off with younger players.
As great as Hossa is today, he will not be this good forever. Nor will Sharp.
At some point, a 30 year old Kane could be a huge factor in continuing the Hawks’ return to greatness. But that, also, can not be considered guaranteed.
So, there it is. A question to be considered.
Have fun with this one.
__________________________________________________________
How will the ZITgeist of SCH respond to this one?
Hmmm....
How will the ZITgeist of SCH respond to this one?
Well, first of all you started out your position by linking to a story by Jaeckel, so that could only HURT your credibility. Then you insult those you are looking for a response from. In between that, you noted a bunch of speculation and innuendo. So how will people respond? Probably not favorably.
See if you can guess what I am now.
by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 25, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
pshaw sir.
how dare you bring reason and general manners into this conversation.
SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.
If and its a big if the Hawks did not move Kane for Nash
Then they are fucking idiots. I really do not see anything in the article that is absurd. Part of talking about sports is considering rumors and just throwing things out there. At least that is how I look at it, it appears blind faith and “protecting” players is how others view about it.
Nash for Kane brings the Hawks that much closer to another cup. Nash would probably also bring the drive that Kane has lost.
And I wouldn’t be surprised if he isn’t the most popular player in the locker room. I was just talking to my friends dad who is from Buffalo and still goes up their frequently and he said that people are sick of him up there and he often pulls the “don’t you know who I am” bullshit.
I would take Nash for Kane
but it would never happen.
Nash would probably also bring the drive that Kane has lost.
Kane has lost his drive? Did he tell you himself? Oh no, you must be an expert on the eye test.
I was just talking to my friends dad who is from Buffalo and still goes up their frequently and he said that people are sick of him up there and he often pulls the "don’t you know who I am" bullshit.
This “my friend’s dad who knows people that heard something” bullshit needs to stop. You really don’t think most high level sports stars don’t pull that? Yeah, Kobe, MJ and Tiger are all real sweethearts.
by WhySoSeriousCaptain on Jan 26, 2012 10:58 AM CST up reply actions
Where did I say Kobe, MJ and Tiger are "sweethearts"?
Its public knowledge they are dickheads, and yeah they probably pull that shit. Still doesn’t make it okay. Like Kane and any other sports star, people talked about the shit they did. So it was not a surprise when incidents happened.
As for him “losing his drive”, he doesn’t always hustle, he doesn’t always get back and play good D. He is not the only player who does this, but he does it. I don’t really care if you are unable to comprehend that this could possibly happen to the Patrick Kane.
Back to the original question, Columbus is willing to move Nash and he said he would wave his no trade. It probably will not happen, but again, these things are often fun to talk about and consider. People talk about rumors all the time. You do not have to participate in that talk if it upsets you for whatever reason.
You are insinuating
That Kane is a problem in the locker room because he pulls the “don’t you know who I am” card. You have no proof and no evidence yet continue to spew the drivel. I’m glad Nash would waive his no trade, you think Kane would waive his to go to that fucking dumpster fire in Columbus? If you do I want some of whatever you are smoking.
by WhySoSeriousCaptain on Jan 26, 2012 2:38 PM CST up reply actions
I'm sure everyone is shocked
SHOCKED that you would post something from that garbage dump. Coulda shoulda woulda, oohhhhhh he heard a rumor about a Nash for Kane swap that the Hawks turned down?? Instant credibility! You and Jaeckel should go hold hands and look longingly at a picture of Corey Perry.
by WhySoSeriousCaptain on Jan 25, 2012 1:03 PM CST reply actions
Far from the first time his stuff has ever been posted
Its not normal to act like this when you are upset somebody said something you didn’t like about your favorite player. Seriously.
They all have something in common too
Lack of brain cells. P.S. I doubt Kane is the “favorite” player of many defending him in this thread. We have a favorite team.
by WhySoSeriousCaptain on Jan 26, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions
I don't think its an issue of the kaneboys having a "lack of brain cells"
It is just difficult for them to hear a star on “their team” being talked negatively about. Little kids do the same thing all the time.
If it was an issue of it being a player on their favorite team they would get upset when people point out that Bickell is having a shit year, that Crawford has been up and down etc etc.
Its weird how outraged some are over this thread.
I'd say incredulous more than angry
I doubt many people here would object to a trade of Patrick Kane that made the team better. Such a trade is extremely unlikely. The only realistic trade would have to involve 2 other teams: one trying to win now that will give up multiple prospects and another that wants to trade their superstar for prospects. 3 team deals in a capped league are really complicated. Add in the fact that Kane has a no movement clause and the stars would really have to align for something like this to happen.
by pang off the post on Jan 30, 2012 11:19 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
turns out..
I had a spare Nuke in my back pocket…
everybody wins!
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"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 25, 2012 6:04 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
LLOL
There is a problem with outliving your enemies, it usually means that you have outlived your friends as well...
Honnor thy father - D. Vader (Robert Asprin, Myth series)
by burpchelischili on Jan 27, 2012 5:32 AM CST up reply actions

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