Messrs. Andrew Shaw and Jimmy Hayes have recently joined us from Rock Vegas. They've both made an immediate impact with a Fight (for Shaw) and Goals.. we like them. They can play on our Hockey Team. But clearly the most pressing need for both of these rookies is their Official SCH Nickname. Other blogs get away with lazy puns or associations "KesLORD", "Kapitan Koivu" etc.. we here at SCH pride ourselves on the obscurity of our naming process..

"Super Nintendo"

"Fabulous Weapon"

"Sad Panda"..

So, here's an open thread for nicknames for the boys.. let's throw some shit at the wall and see what sticks!

To kick off, I go for "Voodoo Chile" for Jimmy...

Raise?