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Sabres @ Blackhawks - Second Period Thread

I drink a thousand shipwrecks, tonight I'll steal your paychecks. I paint the sheets across my bed, the birds will all fly from my head and in the morning I'll be gone.

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hawks goals

i require moar of them

Marcus Kruger? Sounds like one of them old time car horns, K-uger! K-uger!

by RobotToews on Jan 18, 2012 7:27 PM CST reply actions  

Let's Go Hawks!

Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?

by The Cup And Back Again on Jan 18, 2012 7:27 PM CST reply actions  

MOAAAAAARRRRRRRR HHHHHHAAAAAWWWWWKKKKKKSSSS

GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLSSSSSS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-lN7V4_Gx0
"I know, Chicago will be cold, tomorrow,
Let's cash in on our thin blood and have another one."

by Chels Dag on Jan 18, 2012 7:29 PM CST reply actions  

What we always say.
What’s everyone going to say when Pshaw goes into a slump?

Trade him.

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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 18, 2012 7:35 PM CST up reply actions  

and toews and Kaner aren't?

If it wasn’t for our Handsome Handsome Mr. Sharp and the really really really ridiculously good looking viktor stalberg our team would be pretty goofy looking. on average

by JMoney19 on Jan 18, 2012 7:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Star Wars Rec!

I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down

by AngryGiant on Jan 18, 2012 7:35 PM CST up reply actions  

don't forget Emery

3 good looking players on one hockey team is like finding a unicorn in the wild.

all right, this isn't going to be big on dignity

by boldmatter on Jan 18, 2012 7:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Right? unf

stay still. shut up. pay attention. adopt as signature moves.
bitches couldn't possibly know about my modal epistemology
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by JuliaM on Jan 18, 2012 8:17 PM CST up reply actions  

MOAR BLACKHAWKS GOALS!

"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." ~gmh

by Steeg of their own on Jan 18, 2012 7:33 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

Another 4 on 2 from the sabers that completely collapsed

I’ve never seen so many odd man rushes from a team that just sputtered out.

by Joe03 on Jan 18, 2012 7:35 PM CST reply actions  

What the fuck was that?

you pussy, Kaleta

See if you can guess what I am now.

by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 18, 2012 7:36 PM CST reply actions  

What, smart?

That was genius trolling by Kaleta. Suckered the rookie.

by zacked on Jan 18, 2012 7:38 PM CST up reply actions  

I suppose,

I thought kaleta was the one who got Bolly. I retract my statement

by JMoney19 on Jan 18, 2012 7:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Kaleta

What a fucking turtle bitch.

by BodomSlayer on Jan 18, 2012 7:37 PM CST reply actions  

Nothing wrong with that hit at all.

Hayes was an idiot.

Blackhawks bleed Red & White.
We are all Canucks...including Toews, Sharp, Keith, Seabrook, ...need I go on?

by mhsilver on Jan 18, 2012 7:37 PM CST reply actions  

looked like a clean hit to me. over reaction

all right, this isn't going to be big on dignity

by boldmatter on Jan 18, 2012 7:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Kaleta - fucking turtle

So long and thanks for all the fish.

by _lotus on Jan 18, 2012 7:37 PM CST reply actions  

Thanks for finally letting us know the penalty call NBC

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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 18, 2012 7:37 PM CST reply actions  

Damn

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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 18, 2012 7:38 PM CST reply actions  

horse shit!

now we need 5 more

Give me the wrench....because F*CK him

by sapper16 on Jan 18, 2012 7:38 PM CST reply actions  

Our PK is excellent.

Blackhawks bleed Red & White.
We are all Canucks...including Toews, Sharp, Keith, Seabrook, ...need I go on?

by mhsilver on Jan 18, 2012 7:38 PM CST reply actions  

Corey often looks slow Pierre.

Blackhawks bleed Red & White.
We are all Canucks...including Toews, Sharp, Keith, Seabrook, ...need I go on?

by mhsilver on Jan 18, 2012 7:38 PM CST reply actions  

Especially on teh stick side.

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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 18, 2012 7:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Crawford knows how rented mules must feel.

I wanted the Packers to win the Super Bowl, Megan!

by hairhelmet on Jan 18, 2012 7:38 PM CST reply actions  

Beaten early and often.

Blackhawks bleed Red & White.
We are all Canucks...including Toews, Sharp, Keith, Seabrook, ...need I go on?

by mhsilver on Jan 18, 2012 7:39 PM CST up reply actions  

dumb fucking penalty

Why give a shitty team life. Rookie mistake.

by Esquire02 on Jan 18, 2012 7:39 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

Kaleta is a fucking pussy

He knew why that was happening and didnt have the sack to engage a fucking rookie

Nymphin' Ain't Easy Fly Fishing
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by BigCSouthside on Jan 18, 2012 7:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Two top-notch teams battling it out to the last goal.

Am I right?

Blackhawks bleed Red & White.
We are all Canucks...including Toews, Sharp, Keith, Seabrook, ...need I go on?

by mhsilver on Jan 18, 2012 7:39 PM CST reply actions  

No

See if you can guess what I am now.

by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 18, 2012 7:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Except the Sabres are far from being "top-notch" this season

When I decide to change my personality I will let you know what I become.

by Blackhawks Transplant on Jan 18, 2012 7:40 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah.

I guess we’re just making them look really good with these goals and all the time in our zone.

Blackhawks bleed Red & White.
We are all Canucks...including Toews, Sharp, Keith, Seabrook, ...need I go on?

by mhsilver on Jan 18, 2012 7:40 PM CST up reply actions  

dude please

they are a desperate team trying not to lose 10 in a row on the road

please cut it with the bullshit

by putmeinthemadhouse on Jan 18, 2012 7:41 PM CST up reply actions  

That was kind of the point I was making.

What was the score of their last game again?

How many goals were they allowed to score?

Blackhawks bleed Red & White.
We are all Canucks...including Toews, Sharp, Keith, Seabrook, ...need I go on?

by mhsilver on Jan 18, 2012 7:42 PM CST up reply actions  

who gives a fuck

it makes them that much more dangerous.

by putmeinthemadhouse on Jan 18, 2012 7:43 PM CST up reply actions  

It makes them more desperate

They will play balls to the wall

SCH moderator. I'm the nice one. Really, I am. (you can quit laughing now)

by stacie7 on Jan 18, 2012 7:45 PM CST up reply actions  

and by this I mean the Sabres

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by stacie7 on Jan 18, 2012 7:46 PM CST up reply actions  

whats more dangerous

a team underperforming, shut out in their last game, and trying to save face against a top team or the top team that has been sitting in the top 5 of the league all year. it happens all the god damn time and generally the desperate team tries everything not to lose

by putmeinthemadhouse on Jan 18, 2012 7:45 PM CST up reply actions  

How about a team that puts out 100% regardless of the score?

You know. I think they’re called ‘professionals’

Blackhawks bleed Red & White.
We are all Canucks...including Toews, Sharp, Keith, Seabrook, ...need I go on?

by mhsilver on Jan 18, 2012 7:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Forget it

I misread your argument.

You may have a bit of a point.

Blackhawks bleed Red & White.
We are all Canucks...including Toews, Sharp, Keith, Seabrook, ...need I go on?

by mhsilver on Jan 18, 2012 7:46 PM CST up reply actions  

just give it a rest

See if you can guess what I am now.

by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 18, 2012 7:47 PM CST up reply actions  

What?!

Allowing more goals makes the Hawks more dangerous?

That’s your argument?

Blackhawks bleed Red & White.
We are all Canucks...including Toews, Sharp, Keith, Seabrook, ...need I go on?

by mhsilver on Jan 18, 2012 7:45 PM CST up reply actions  

An angry team (Buf) getting shut out

Makes them more dangerous in the next game. Are you really this stupid?

by SludgeFeast on Jan 18, 2012 7:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Well no.

Obviously they’ll be able to score on terrible goaltenders like Crawford.

Ideally, team defense would minimize the good looks though.

Blackhawks bleed Red & White.
We are all Canucks...including Toews, Sharp, Keith, Seabrook, ...need I go on?

by mhsilver on Jan 18, 2012 7:47 PM CST up reply actions  

You are actively trying to annoy people

Which is a not too bad definition of trolling….don’t you tire of it?

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by Flavius on Jan 18, 2012 7:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Apparently not

He’ll only go away if the Hawks are up by 4 goals with 2 minutes left

See if you can guess what I am now.

by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 18, 2012 7:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Would you rather see the Hawks roll over and play dead?

I’m sure that could happen too.

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by stacie7 on Jan 18, 2012 7:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Put in John Scott

so they stop taking these liberties with us

Give me the wrench....because F*CK him

by sapper16 on Jan 18, 2012 7:40 PM CST reply actions  

Kane wants to be shot.

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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 18, 2012 7:41 PM CST reply actions  

HOSSA!

Give me the wrench....because F*CK him

by sapper16 on Jan 18, 2012 7:41 PM CST reply actions  

HOSSA!

Blackhawks bleed Red & White.
We are all Canucks...including Toews, Sharp, Keith, Seabrook, ...need I go on?

by mhsilver on Jan 18, 2012 7:41 PM CST reply actions  

Bossa

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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 18, 2012 7:41 PM CST reply actions  

Hoss

See if you can guess what I am now.

by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 18, 2012 7:41 PM CST reply actions  

Hossa!

Nice!

Where you goin? Nowhere!

by BlackhawksFan22 on Jan 18, 2012 7:41 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Ladies and Gentlemen, Marian Fucking Hossa!

If BIG LOUIS NIX was a Mississippi Blues Man, he'd be Jellyroll T-Bone McPorkchop, ‘cuz he's all meat, with just a little bit of sweet.

Jonathan Toews will eat your baby if it means two points.

Viva El Churro! El Churro lo ve todo!

by KrilDog on Jan 18, 2012 7:41 PM CST reply actions  

HOSSA> GOD.

So long and thanks for all the fish.

by _lotus on Jan 18, 2012 7:41 PM CST reply actions  

Who would win in a fight Hossa or God?

Trick question: Hossa IS god

I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down

by AngryGiant on Jan 18, 2012 7:42 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

DA HAWKS!

Green for a super fans reference.

by BodomSlayer on Jan 18, 2012 7:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Nice

I love that stupid movie

See if you can guess what I am now.

by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 18, 2012 7:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Pray.

If BIG LOUIS NIX was a Mississippi Blues Man, he'd be Jellyroll T-Bone McPorkchop, ‘cuz he's all meat, with just a little bit of sweet.

Jonathan Toews will eat your baby if it means two points.

Viva El Churro! El Churro lo ve todo!

by KrilDog on Jan 18, 2012 7:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Sweet, a new keyboard for the AngryG

If you must scream to get noticed, maybe you should whisper instead

by Z-man24 on Jan 18, 2012 7:45 PM CST up reply actions  

using my wife's computer

only a temp fix

I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down

by AngryGiant on Jan 18, 2012 7:46 PM CST up reply actions  

only right since her cat soiled yours

If you must scream to get noticed, maybe you should whisper instead

by Z-man24 on Jan 18, 2012 7:48 PM CST up reply actions  

you'd.be.surprised.what.you.get.used.to

I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down

by AngryGiant on Jan 18, 2012 7:49 PM CST up reply actions  

that can be forgiven

since they’re paying him like he is.

Whatcha got there? Words?

by pointmesouth on Jan 18, 2012 7:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Right?

He might as well pretend he should be getting that money

by JMoney19 on Jan 18, 2012 7:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, snap!

So long and thanks for all the fish.

by _lotus on Jan 18, 2012 7:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Have I started a meme now?

Blackhawks bleed Red & White.
We are all Canucks...including Toews, Sharp, Keith, Seabrook, ...need I go on?

by mhsilver on Jan 18, 2012 7:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I have to agree

Even though it was “smart” and it resulted in a goal, I feel if a Hawk had done that I would be pretty upset with them

Give me the wrench....because F*CK him

by sapper16 on Jan 18, 2012 7:45 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd like to see some of that aggression

We showed against the Sharks. Throw that kind of effort and I feel like we’d be steam rolling them right now.

by BodomSlayer on Jan 18, 2012 7:43 PM CST reply actions  

This game is a perfect example

Of the Hawks offensive talent bailing out their SHIT team defense.

And as much as I love the offense part, this shit will not fly against teams that aren’t, you know, really crappy. Especially in a 7 game series.

Blackhawks bleed Red & White.
We are all Canucks...including Toews, Sharp, Keith, Seabrook, ...need I go on?

by mhsilver on Jan 18, 2012 7:44 PM CST reply actions  

Captains play well.

Thanks for that news flash Doc,

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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 18, 2012 7:45 PM CST reply actions  

Generally a big part of the reason for wearing the C

Which is why Bobby Lu gave his up…Err..took it off his mask?

by JMoney19 on Jan 18, 2012 7:46 PM CST up reply actions  

What's up all you cool cats

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by DesertHawk on Jan 18, 2012 7:46 PM CST reply actions  

'sup?

See if you can guess what I am now.

by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 18, 2012 7:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Not much

Wife had to pull a guard shift, so I’m alone for the game, thought I’d come to my safe haven. Lots of grumpiness from certain folks for a game we’re winning

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by DesertHawk on Jan 18, 2012 7:59 PM CST up reply actions  

there are quite a few grumps around here lately

too much thin skin

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by stacie7 on Jan 18, 2012 8:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Praising the Hawks. Bitching at the Hawks. The usual.

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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 18, 2012 7:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Good evening.

There are some who call me........Tim?

Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!

Fuck Radim Vrbata.

by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 18, 2012 7:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Hossa

“I issue punishment on behlf of hockey gods for Kaleta being pussy”.

Nymphin' Ain't Easy Fly Fishing
Back off man, I'm a scientist

by BigCSouthside on Jan 18, 2012 7:47 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Who would win in a fight

Hossa or a hurricane? By the way, the hurricane is named Hossa.

by SludgeFeast on Jan 18, 2012 7:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Hossa threw a hand grenade and killed fifty enemy soldiers.

And then the hand grenade exploded.

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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 18, 2012 7:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Marian Hossa is really fucking good at hockey.

'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick

by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 7:49 PM CST up reply actions  

If Chickenhawk is late, time better slow the fuck down.

'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick

by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 7:49 PM CST reply actions  

It was a weak call.

Tough hit at an odd angle. I looked at the ref in the corner and he saw it as business as usual. You win some you lose some.

Where you goin? Nowhere!

by BlackhawksFan22 on Jan 18, 2012 7:50 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Oh good, another laughably stupid penalty, taken right when we were building some momentum.

BLACKHAWKS HOCKEY!

Blackhawks bleed Red & White.
We are all Canucks...including Toews, Sharp, Keith, Seabrook, ...need I go on?

by mhsilver on Jan 18, 2012 7:49 PM CST reply actions  

Look

I alredy have to listen to Mike Milbury and Pierre McGuire.

by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 18, 2012 7:51 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

SHUT. THE FUCK. UP.

If BIG LOUIS NIX was a Mississippi Blues Man, he'd be Jellyroll T-Bone McPorkchop, ‘cuz he's all meat, with just a little bit of sweet.

Jonathan Toews will eat your baby if it means two points.

Viva El Churro! El Churro lo ve todo!

by KrilDog on Jan 18, 2012 7:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Blackhawks bleed Red & White.
We are all Canucks...including Toews, Sharp, Keith, Seabrook, ...need I go on?

by mhsilver on Jan 18, 2012 7:55 PM CST up reply actions  

No, I just call the Hawks out when they play like shit.

Blackhawks bleed Red & White.
We are all Canucks...including Toews, Sharp, Keith, Seabrook, ...need I go on?

by mhsilver on Jan 18, 2012 7:57 PM CST up reply actions  

and disappear when they aren't?

I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down

by AngryGiant on Jan 18, 2012 7:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm glad the hawks are finally getting in for the dirty goals.

A la Shaw and Toews.

Also, the first Buf goal was a shitty play. The second was a great pp move, and could have gone either way.

by SludgeFeast on Jan 18, 2012 8:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Dude... we're winning chillax

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by DesertHawk on Jan 18, 2012 8:01 PM CST up reply actions  

And I said that.

At the end of last period. Save some DUMB defensive lapses that are letting a weak team into the game, the Hawks are playing pretty well.

I can start EVERY post with ‘for the most part the Hawks are playing well but THIS particular issue is a festering boil on the ass of hockey…’ if you’d prefer.

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We are all Canucks...including Toews, Sharp, Keith, Seabrook, ...need I go on?

by mhsilver on Jan 18, 2012 8:04 PM CST up reply actions  

It'd be nice

I don’t belief I’ve ever read anything from you that wasn’t bemoaning our suckitude, it gets old dude.

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by DesertHawk on Jan 18, 2012 8:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Believe....

stupid no edit

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by DesertHawk on Jan 18, 2012 8:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Things to do when trolls appear:

IGNORE HIM. Yes, he’s a troll. Yes, it’s annoying.

But the sooner we all acknowledge that he has no interest in reality and the sooner everyone begins to ignore his spasms of negativity like the concern trolling that they are, the sooner we can get to talking about the Hawks again. So do the right thing and ignore the troll. Eventually they’ll go away and we’ll all be happier for it.

"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." ~gmh

by Steeg of their own on Jan 18, 2012 8:35 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

er. THAT...

/ badgerbait

No Shagga, No Dagga

by Saskjet on Jan 18, 2012 7:58 PM CST up reply actions  

if you say so....

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by DesertHawk on Jan 18, 2012 8:01 PM CST up reply actions  

If you can't handle criticism of the Hawks play wrapped in sarcasm

Then I suggest your parents coddled and protected you a little too much as a child.

Blackhawks bleed Red & White.
We are all Canucks...including Toews, Sharp, Keith, Seabrook, ...need I go on?

by mhsilver on Jan 18, 2012 7:58 PM CST up reply actions  

We not above being critical of our favorite hockey team

It’s douchenozzles like yourself who pose as Hawks fans and shit all the threads that pisses us off.

See if you can guess what I am now.

by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 18, 2012 8:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Stop with the personal attacks

SCH moderator. I'm the nice one. Really, I am. (you can quit laughing now)

by stacie7 on Jan 18, 2012 8:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Fine

If this is the type of environment that allows a jerk to constantly come on the board and rile everyone up and he goes unreprimanded and I get chastised for using a mild derogatory that nearly everyone else throws around like a common pronoun, then I will remain silent and enjoy the game in peace.

See if you can guess what I am now.

by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 18, 2012 8:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Am I supposed to reprimand him for being negative?

You did a personal attack. That is what I commented on. I’m not trying to make this personal. I try to treat everyone the same way here. Sorry if you don’t feel that is the case.

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by stacie7 on Jan 18, 2012 8:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Whatever

See if you can guess what I am now.

by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 18, 2012 8:12 PM CST up reply actions  

It's not being negative, Stacie

I’m negative….hell, a LOT of people here are negative…it’s the timing, the tone, and the repetition, everything screaming TROLL, with the cover of “i’m a Hawks fan”….when it’s bad, like tonight, it really distracts from enjoying the game…I used to love the gameday threads here because I felt like I’m with fellow fans and friends when I’m actually alone in my living room….when this guy really gets going with it, like tonight, it’s like watching the game with an obnoxious, two-beer drunk who just loves baiting

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by Flavius on Jan 18, 2012 8:22 PM CST up reply actions  

and the people take the bait

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by stacie7 on Jan 18, 2012 8:25 PM CST up reply actions  

email the TOS

I’ve said before I’m not going to ban him for being negative and having a different opinion. I don’t feel it’s my place to make that decision.

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by stacie7 on Jan 18, 2012 8:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not saying an outright ban is in order

but possibly a little moderation when it becomes obvious he’s pissing everyone off, seemingly on purpose. If he doesn’t take to being moderated, well then…

See if you can guess what I am now.

by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 18, 2012 8:29 PM CST up reply actions  

So what would you like me to do?

What has he done except be extremely negative? When he has said a personal attack I have reprimanded him. I can’t catch every comment, but I do my best.

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by stacie7 on Jan 18, 2012 8:31 PM CST up reply actions  

and you shouldn't.

He doesn’t attack anyone. He posts opinions that some people don’t agree with but IMO are based in fact and objective analysis of the team. This team is good but has issues and some people dont like to hear it.

by Esquire02 on Jan 18, 2012 8:30 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

All due respect, stacie

But my feeling is, this board respects difference of opinion. We like fans of other teams like westy or Missy who comment here often. What many of us have problems with are fans who are just being an asshole. Whether they’re on our side, whether they pull for our team, or not. My feeling is silver has made himself an asshole on this board, and is now actively trolling in a way that I know you can’t actually do anything about from a modly perspective. Which is why I still think the best solution is to ignore. Or barring that, lobby SBNation for an ignore user feature, to make life easier on us all.

"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." ~gmh

by Steeg of their own on Jan 18, 2012 8:52 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Ignore is what I'm trying to tell people to do

He is overly negative for me too, but I choose to ignore it.

SCH moderator. I'm the nice one. Really, I am. (you can quit laughing now)

by stacie7 on Jan 18, 2012 8:54 PM CST up reply actions  

This sounds a lot like blaming the victim to me...

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by DesertHawk on Jan 18, 2012 8:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not placing blame

Can’t everyone just have a little thicker skin?

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by stacie7 on Jan 18, 2012 8:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Not really fun

when you call a douchebag a douchebag, and get yelled at for it. Despite obvious douchebaggery

by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 18, 2012 8:33 PM CST up reply actions  

My skin is perfectly thick,

the only reason I’ve started commenting on it, is he’s pissing off the majority (at least that’s how it seems to me). SCH is kinda of a little society, most societal rules are established by the majority, and there are repercussions for breaking said societal norms…. If he’s upsetting most of the people here, he’s wrong.

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by DesertHawk on Jan 18, 2012 8:33 PM CST up reply actions  

I've got thick skin

but as I’ve said above, I don’t people getting reprimanded for calling him out.

by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 18, 2012 8:35 PM CST up reply actions  

ok hitler.

Really? That is about as anti-American as I’ve ever heard. Screw the minority. Go along with the crowd or be banished.

by Esquire02 on Jan 18, 2012 8:35 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Thanks that's what it's called.

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by DesertHawk on Jan 18, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Hitler? Really?

See if you can guess what I am now.

by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 18, 2012 8:37 PM CST up reply actions  

OK we just need to stop this now

Nothing good is going to come of calling people Hitler either.

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by stacie7 on Jan 18, 2012 8:37 PM CST up reply actions  

true

I should have picked a less polarizing fascist.

by Esquire02 on Jan 18, 2012 8:38 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

of this is hanging out for you

You need to expand your social life. It’s a fucking blog. Get over it and z past the comments you don’t like. Jesus.

by Esquire02 on Jan 18, 2012 8:42 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

If my opinion of what constitutes hanging out offends you

Z past it and don’t comment. Jesus.

See how easy asinine comments are? :D

by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 18, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions  

thank you for making my point

While I don’t agree with every opinion posted here, i do agree that the person had the right to post it and my right to ignore it.

by Esquire02 on Jan 18, 2012 8:46 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

So he can have a dissenting opinion...

but the rest of us are required to not have any issues with his dissension? Just so I’m sure of what I can do here, wouldn’t wanna become Ghaddafi (or maybe Mussolini?), if someone says something I disagree with I have to ignore it, but I don’t have the right to tell them I disagree… got it.

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by DesertHawk on Jan 18, 2012 8:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh oh let me

You’re killing all of his arguments, so you must be Slobodan

by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 18, 2012 8:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Personally

I’m partial to Saddam, we share a language.

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by DesertHawk on Jan 18, 2012 8:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Would you like

to show me where I’ve said he should be banned?

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by DesertHawk on Jan 18, 2012 8:52 PM CST up reply actions  

not sure if it was you particularly

But many here want him banned because he is negative. I believe you just said he is wrong because he is not a lemming.

by Esquire02 on Jan 18, 2012 8:55 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Again there's a difference between not being

a lemming and being deliberately confrontational. Like I said earlier, criminals (rapists, murderers, petty thieves, etc…) are a minority aspect of human society as a greater whole, but because of the impact their behaviors have on the majority, they are reprimanded/punished and sometimes even Permabanned, for their behaviors. Now this is just a blog so of course it’s much smaller scale, but if someone causes this much of a disturbance amongst the masses something should probably at least be said to them.

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by DesertHawk on Jan 18, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions  

as a side note and more on topic for this blog

I love that the hawks have a 4 goal lead and I’m not sweating out a victory against a shit team that they should beat by 3 or 4 goals.

by Esquire02 on Jan 18, 2012 8:57 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Yeah

I wonder if we’ll get the DLR…. I mean it’s really a 7-2 game.

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by DesertHawk on Jan 18, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think so.

Somebody pointed out that breaking the rules resulted in the flames and oilers losses :\

by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 18, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Hmmm...

yeah but I think that was a much more grandiose breach of the rules.

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by DesertHawk on Jan 18, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions  

You could follow your own advice perhaps?

And my comment had nothing to do with fascism there’s a difference between saying he can’t say what he’s saying, and having issues with the manner and frequency with which he says it.

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by DesertHawk on Jan 18, 2012 8:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Ooooo that's actually a named debate tactic, the name escapes me at the

moment, sadly. Yep I’m Hitler, how’d yeah guess that body down in that subway tunnel totally a body double. The Polish Jew who fled Polland during the holocaust after his wife and daughter got rolled up by the SS not actually my Great-Grandfather, that’s all a ruse, so I can come on internet forums and push down the little man. Guess what dumb shit criminals are a minority, we don’t let them get away with their crimes either. There’s a difference in allowing a minority to have rights and freedoms when it doesn’t effect anyone else, when it’s causing issues it’s not cool. Fucking A

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by DesertHawk on Jan 18, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah just saw that.

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by DesertHawk on Jan 18, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't want to get into a pissing contest here

but I don’t think it has anything to do about having thick skin. Most of us come here because we like electronically hanging out with each other, have reasonable discourse about all things Hawks hockey (good and BAD), and even forge friendships. It’s our own safe haven, if you will. But when someone repeatedly upsets the juju with constant, over-the-top pessimism and outright condescension, it get real old, real quick.

See if you can guess what I am now.

by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 18, 2012 8:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh good, we're back to this again.

Fine, you think I’m not really a Hawks fan. Whatever.

Blackhawks bleed Red & White.
We are all Canucks...including Toews, Sharp, Keith, Seabrook, ...need I go on?

by mhsilver on Jan 18, 2012 8:01 PM CST up reply actions  

use the z button

We all know mhsilver is negative. Ignore it. He has a different opinion.

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by stacie7 on Jan 18, 2012 7:59 PM CST up reply actions  

This.

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by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 8:00 PM CST up reply actions  

He reminds me of a certain other poster who finally got Hammered,

Just saying

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by DesertHawk on Jan 18, 2012 8:03 PM CST up reply actions  

yes and people say it every GDT

Just ignore him if you don’t like what he says. Have a civil argument with him if you don’t agree.

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by stacie7 on Jan 18, 2012 8:04 PM CST up reply actions  

It was a weak call

A quick change of body positioning and a little showman ship will help you draw a penalty.

by BodomSlayer on Jan 18, 2012 7:52 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't care what everyone says

I like the drama this guy brings

Give me the wrench....because F*CK him

by sapper16 on Jan 18, 2012 7:57 PM CST up reply actions  

uuuh jammer. WTF

So long and thanks for all the fish.

by _lotus on Jan 18, 2012 7:49 PM CST reply actions  

PK needs s shorty to attone.

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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 18, 2012 7:49 PM CST reply actions  

I guess mayers

Is not interested inGaustad coming to the Hawks.

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They like the back door play too,

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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 18, 2012 7:50 PM CST reply actions  

Shit that was a scary open net.

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by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 18, 2012 7:50 PM CST reply actions  

It wasn't open.

It was temporarily down for maintenance.

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by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 7:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Its okay

we’ve got this Toews guy. apparently he’s not bad at hockey

by JMoney19 on Jan 18, 2012 7:51 PM CST up reply actions  

how are we going to make a stanley cup run

with crawford as our goalie? he’s just been awful this season

by robondacob on Jan 18, 2012 7:50 PM CST reply actions  

Deal him and Humpty Hump for someone who ain't so lazy.

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by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 7:52 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm tempted to ask you why you imply Crow isn't 'good'.

But I still have my common sense so I’ll just ignore that temptation.

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by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 7:53 PM CST up reply actions  

dude chill, just expressing opinions

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-lN7V4_Gx0
"I know, Chicago will be cold, tomorrow,
Let's cash in on our thin blood and have another one."

by Chels Dag on Jan 18, 2012 7:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Because you obviously didn't see him perform before November 2011.

Seriously, stop speaking.

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by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 7:57 PM CST up reply actions  

I have faith

that crow is following the Jimmy Howard model. I look forward to Crow improving.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-lN7V4_Gx0
"I know, Chicago will be cold, tomorrow,
Let's cash in on our thin blood and have another one."

by Chels Dag on Jan 18, 2012 7:59 PM CST up reply actions  

One good month?

So we’ve condensed November 2010 through April 2011 into one month now?

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by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 7:59 PM CST up reply actions  

That's a ridiculous comparison.

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by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 8:02 PM CST up reply actions  

The way he's playing now doesn't guarantee future awfuleness

See: Niemi.

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Fuck Radim Vrbata.

by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 18, 2012 8:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Likewise

the way he’s currently playing doesn’t guarantee future failure…

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by DesertHawk on Jan 18, 2012 8:05 PM CST up reply actions  

How about a cardboard cut-out of a goalie?

It would be cheaper, and wouldn’t go down as quick.

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by mhsilver on Jan 18, 2012 7:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not huge fan of Luongo

But I’m pretty sure his GAA and Save Percentage are FAR better than Crawford. And he has shutouts.

So yeah…

Blackhawks bleed Red & White.
We are all Canucks...including Toews, Sharp, Keith, Seabrook, ...need I go on?

by mhsilver on Jan 18, 2012 7:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Shutouts don't mean everything.

The defense has hung Crow out to dry a few times.

by BodomSlayer on Jan 18, 2012 7:58 PM CST up reply actions  

THIS!!!!!!!!!!!

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by DesertHawk on Jan 18, 2012 8:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Nah

He is a Nucks’ fan pretending to be a Hawks’ fan. That way he can get away with Troll stuff that he couldn’t away with as an open Nucks’ fan. Let’s face it he would have been banned by now if he wasn’t pretending to be a Hawks fan. Right?

by DaleHalas on Jan 18, 2012 8:20 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Although, it should be noted that he really really pisses off the good folk at NM too.

stay still. shut up. pay attention. adopt as signature moves.
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by JuliaM on Jan 18, 2012 8:21 PM CST up reply actions  

as negative as he tends to be

I do think he knows hockey and a lot of his analysis is spot on. People here don’t like the warts on the hawks exposed.

by Esquire02 on Jan 18, 2012 8:22 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

It's the constant shitty attitude that it is presented with that is the problem.

If you don’t think the posts by the site owners have negativity in them and talk about what the team is doing wrong, you’re on something.

by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 18, 2012 8:23 PM CST up reply actions  

I didn't say that.

There is very objective analysis by the owners, but a number of other members here are not objective and can’t handle criticism of the team.

by Esquire02 on Jan 18, 2012 8:27 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

Nah

we don’t like them harped on…. by people who feel their smarter than everyone else here.

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by DesertHawk on Jan 18, 2012 8:24 PM CST up reply actions  

They're.....

Gorramit, SBN please giveth to me an edit button.
:sigh:

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by DesertHawk on Jan 18, 2012 8:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Call the game, Doc,.

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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 18, 2012 7:51 PM CST reply actions  

Knock it off, Crow.

Or we won’t acquire that shoot-out goaltender.

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by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 7:51 PM CST reply actions  

Question

Someone on twitter just said something about Crow’s (lack of) speed side to side maybe making the rumor of a groin problem not just a rumor? WHA? Is that a rumor that’s out? He was out earlier in the season, was it for that?

So long and thanks for all the fish.

by _lotus on Jan 18, 2012 7:51 PM CST reply actions  

GRUB GRAB

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-lN7V4_Gx0
"I know, Chicago will be cold, tomorrow,
Let's cash in on our thin blood and have another one."

by Chels Dag on Jan 18, 2012 7:52 PM CST reply actions  

It will be colder in Winnepeg.

No kidding?

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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 18, 2012 7:53 PM CST reply actions  

HAYES!

Redemption!

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by mhsilver on Jan 18, 2012 7:54 PM CST reply actions  

JIMMY!

If BIG LOUIS NIX was a Mississippi Blues Man, he'd be Jellyroll T-Bone McPorkchop, ‘cuz he's all meat, with just a little bit of sweet.

Jonathan Toews will eat your baby if it means two points.

Viva El Churro! El Churro lo ve todo!

by KrilDog on Jan 18, 2012 7:54 PM CST reply actions  

Purple

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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 18, 2012 7:54 PM CST reply actions  

Jimmeh!

Woooooo!

Where you goin? Nowhere!

by BlackhawksFan22 on Jan 18, 2012 7:54 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

BIG JIMMY HAYES

There are some who call me........Tim?

Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!

Fuck Radim Vrbata.

by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 18, 2012 7:54 PM CST reply actions  

Fucking Hayes.

You’re so bad.

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by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 7:54 PM CST reply actions  

HAYES

So long and thanks for all the fish.

by _lotus on Jan 18, 2012 7:55 PM CST reply actions  

Jimmy Scores

Jimmy likes to score

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by stacie7 on Jan 18, 2012 7:55 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

Upon further review, that pass was fucking illegal.

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by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 7:55 PM CST reply actions  

looks like team Rockford

Is carrying the day.

by Esquire02 on Jan 18, 2012 7:55 PM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

and Toews and Hossa

I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down

by AngryGiant on Jan 18, 2012 7:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Toews goal

Greatly helped by a shaw screen.

by Esquire02 on Jan 18, 2012 7:57 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

that was fast for Bruno

I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down

by AngryGiant on Jan 18, 2012 7:57 PM CST up reply actions  

That was top gear for him.

He had his Stig helmet on during that play.

There are some who call me........Tim?

Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!

Fuck Radim Vrbata.

by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 18, 2012 7:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Perfect pass though

The guy has brains and hands that’s for sure.

by SludgeFeast on Jan 18, 2012 7:57 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not knocking him

Always have been a bruno fan, great hands, great hockey sense, he just looks even less fast next to guys like toews kane and stalberg. and Edzo just made me laugh

by JMoney19 on Jan 18, 2012 7:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Jimmy doesn't want to be an Icehog.

I wanted the Packers to win the Super Bowl, Megan!

by hairhelmet on Jan 18, 2012 7:55 PM CST reply actions  

Jimmy holds grudges

on turtling bitches

Give me the wrench....because F*CK him

by sapper16 on Jan 18, 2012 7:56 PM CST reply actions  

Tenacity*

IPhoned.

Where you goin? Nowhere!

by BlackhawksFan22 on Jan 18, 2012 7:56 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

iPWNed

I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down

by AngryGiant on Jan 18, 2012 8:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Tanaciry (Verb): the bottled essence of Marian Hossa.

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by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 7:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Haha I like it

Time to order me a shipment of some official Marian hossa tanaciry

Where you goin? Nowhere!

by BlackhawksFan22 on Jan 18, 2012 7:58 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Uh, come on do me baby, do the humpty hump, come on do the humpty hump*
  • this is not an actual invitation to do me. sorry.

So long and thanks for all the fish.

by _lotus on Jan 18, 2012 7:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Kane is so snake bit he could try to drop a puck on the ground and miss.

Hover Puck.

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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 18, 2012 7:57 PM CST up reply actions  

I do not see this snake you are all speaking of.

But the idea of Todd Bertuzzi biting Patrick Kane has kept me up nights.

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by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 7:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Jimmy Hayes

has more goals than Ville Leino.

Whatcha got there? Words?

by pointmesouth on Jan 18, 2012 7:57 PM CST reply actions  

And as many as Bickel

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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 18, 2012 7:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Shaw. NO. Back to Rockford

Just kidding.

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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 18, 2012 8:00 PM CST reply actions  

POWERKILL!

Put the nail in the coffin!

by BodomSlayer on Jan 18, 2012 8:00 PM CST reply actions  

'It's only 4-2. We're only one shot out of here right now'

That’s Pierre Macguire, fuckin with mathematics since 1987.

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by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 8:01 PM CST reply actions  

Magnets...how the fuck do they work?

If BIG LOUIS NIX was a Mississippi Blues Man, he'd be Jellyroll T-Bone McPorkchop, ‘cuz he's all meat, with just a little bit of sweet.

Jonathan Toews will eat your baby if it means two points.

Viva El Churro! El Churro lo ve todo!

by KrilDog on Jan 18, 2012 8:04 PM CST up reply actions  

The power of Panda.

It draws like a black hole.

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by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 8:05 PM CST up reply actions  

We seem to be coasting.

Do Not Want.

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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 18, 2012 8:03 PM CST reply actions  

really?

coasting through a pk like that, ill take any day

by putmeinthemadhouse on Jan 18, 2012 8:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Shaw-mageddon?

@TramyersCSN

So long and thanks for all the fish.

by _lotus on Jan 18, 2012 8:04 PM CST reply actions  

Purple and Bruno giving them Hell.

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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 18, 2012 8:04 PM CST reply actions  

Seabs!

Keep bombing those from outside, I like!

by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 18, 2012 8:05 PM CST reply actions  

If THAT is a goal, SHAW is god.

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by mhsilver on Jan 18, 2012 8:05 PM CST reply actions  

Wave off Why?

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You deny the Hoss?!

It’s your soul, buddy.

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by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 8:05 PM CST reply actions  

WOT?!

So long and thanks for all the fish.

by _lotus on Jan 18, 2012 8:05 PM CST reply actions  

hahaha

if that’s a goal I will do something crazy

Give me the wrench....because F*CK him

by sapper16 on Jan 18, 2012 8:06 PM CST reply actions  

That's a goal.

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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 18, 2012 8:06 PM CST reply actions  

Ok, that's a goal.

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by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 8:06 PM CST reply actions  

Gah

I hate when the Hawks play so shitty, I mean potentially leading by 3 goals goin into the 3rd what a lazy shitty team

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by DesertHawk on Jan 18, 2012 8:06 PM CST reply actions  

Now who's being a snarky bastard?

Seriously, don’t get your panties in a bunch if you’re going to dish the same kind of rhetoric you’re going to piss and moan about.

Blackhawks bleed Red & White.
We are all Canucks...including Toews, Sharp, Keith, Seabrook, ...need I go on?

by mhsilver on Jan 18, 2012 8:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Uh-oh.

Someone is upset on the internet.

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by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 8:09 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll bunch my wife's panties all I want

Thank you.

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by DesertHawk on Jan 18, 2012 8:09 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Shaw is man

They have two liter bottles now? To think I spent all that time demanding a liter!

by Say Ramrod on Jan 18, 2012 8:06 PM CST reply actions  

That. Was. AWESOME.

Blackhawks bleed Red & White.
We are all Canucks...including Toews, Sharp, Keith, Seabrook, ...need I go on?

by mhsilver on Jan 18, 2012 8:06 PM CST reply actions  

STICK. THat's a GOAL.

So long and thanks for all the fish.

by _lotus on Jan 18, 2012 8:06 PM CST reply actions  

Stop it right here...that's a fucking goal!

If BIG LOUIS NIX was a Mississippi Blues Man, he'd be Jellyroll T-Bone McPorkchop, ‘cuz he's all meat, with just a little bit of sweet.

Jonathan Toews will eat your baby if it means two points.

Viva El Churro! El Churro lo ve todo!

by KrilDog on Jan 18, 2012 8:06 PM CST reply actions  

SHAW-Some with another big play

To put that puck on his stick to Kruger

by JMoney19 on Jan 18, 2012 8:07 PM CST reply actions  

Kruger!!!!

I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down

by AngryGiant on Jan 18, 2012 8:07 PM CST reply actions  

Bill McCreary called.

He wants his stupid back.

'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick

by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 8:07 PM CST reply actions  

these announcers got my hopes up

boooooooo

Give me the wrench....because F*CK him

by sapper16 on Jan 18, 2012 8:07 PM CST reply actions  

Toronto! Sort this shit out.

This is my haiku
It is only three lines long
Thanks for reading it

by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 18, 2012 8:07 PM CST reply actions  

Honey badger don't care how you score

Honey badger gonna get that puck and score some Blackhawks goals

Where you goin? Nowhere!

by BlackhawksFan22 on Jan 18, 2012 8:07 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

OH BULLSHIT. BULLSHIT.

“intent to blow” MY FUCKING ARSE

So long and thanks for all the fish.

by _lotus on Jan 18, 2012 8:07 PM CST reply actions  

what the fuck

is that the 11th disallowed goal?

by trois murs on Jan 18, 2012 8:08 PM CST reply actions  

what the fuck

WHEN WAS HE GOING TO BLOW IT? AND WHY? HAND PASS? WHAT THE FUCK

by putmeinthemadhouse on Jan 18, 2012 8:08 PM CST reply actions  

Fuck you.

'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick

by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 8:08 PM CST reply actions  

Fuck that.

There are some who call me........Tim?

Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!

Fuck Radim Vrbata.

by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 18, 2012 8:08 PM CST reply actions  

what the fuck was that shit

RELEASE THE SHAW-KEN.

Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.

by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Jan 18, 2012 8:08 PM CST reply actions  

Win.

Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.

by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Jan 18, 2012 8:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Awesome.

If BIG LOUIS NIX was a Mississippi Blues Man, he'd be Jellyroll T-Bone McPorkchop, ‘cuz he's all meat, with just a little bit of sweet.

Jonathan Toews will eat your baby if it means two points.

Viva El Churro! El Churro lo ve todo!

by KrilDog on Jan 18, 2012 8:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Yup. Green'd.

There are some who call me........Tim?

Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!

Fuck Radim Vrbata.

by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 18, 2012 8:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Hmmm

I beg to differ…

Curator of Dark Side of the Five Hole
I like our guys, especially these guys.
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by DesertHawk on Jan 18, 2012 8:16 PM CST up reply actions  

watch out for teeth

So long and thanks for all the fish.

by _lotus on Jan 18, 2012 8:19 PM CST up reply actions  

How much teeth do you like?

no-no teeth?

I wanted the Packers to win the Super Bowl, Megan!

by hairhelmet on Jan 18, 2012 8:22 PM CST up reply actions  

gummy, jo-jo

See if you can guess what I am now.

by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 18, 2012 8:24 PM CST up reply actions  

my head asplode

Give me the wrench....because F*CK him

by sapper16 on Jan 18, 2012 8:08 PM CST reply actions  

THAT IS ABSOLUTE FUCKING CRAP

You have the opportunity to REVIEW THE FUCKING GOAL. THAT IS FUCKING SHIT.

So long and thanks for all the fish.

by _lotus on Jan 18, 2012 8:08 PM CST reply actions  

Sam, i know youre there.

Please slash that fuckers tires

Nymphin' Ain't Easy Fly Fishing
Back off man, I'm a scientist

by BigCSouthside on Jan 18, 2012 8:09 PM CST reply actions  

an explanation would be nice

Give me the wrench....because F*CK him

by sapper16 on Jan 18, 2012 8:09 PM CST reply actions  

Gotta lower the average IQ in this thread and head out.

Enjoy the rest of the game.

Blackhawks bleed Red & White.
We are all Canucks...including Toews, Sharp, Keith, Seabrook, ...need I go on?

by mhsilver on Jan 18, 2012 8:09 PM CST reply actions  

Brool story, co.

They have two liter bottles now? To think I spent all that time demanding a liter!

by Say Ramrod on Jan 18, 2012 8:10 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

i am still laughing at this

Give me the wrench....because F*CK him

by sapper16 on Jan 18, 2012 8:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Victoria's Secret

Bra’s best friend.

They have two liter bottles now? To think I spent all that time demanding a liter!

by Say Ramrod on Jan 18, 2012 8:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Awesome.

There are some who call me........Tim?

Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!

Fuck Radim Vrbata.

by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 18, 2012 8:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Thanks for insulting everyone, ass

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I like our guys, especially these guys.
Unapologetic apologist for hockey South of the Mason/Dixon

by DesertHawk on Jan 18, 2012 8:11 PM CST up reply actions  

You mean like they insulted me after every post I made about the team?

I’ll really be losing sleep over it.

Blackhawks bleed Red & White.
We are all Canucks...including Toews, Sharp, Keith, Seabrook, ...need I go on?

by mhsilver on Jan 18, 2012 8:12 PM CST up reply actions  

then why do you keep coming back?

I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down

by AngryGiant on Jan 18, 2012 8:13 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

also lowered

human-sized douches from 1 to 0.

I wanted the Packers to win the Super Bowl, Megan!

by hairhelmet on Jan 18, 2012 8:11 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Don't let the door hit you where the Good Lord split you.

If BIG LOUIS NIX was a Mississippi Blues Man, he'd be Jellyroll T-Bone McPorkchop, ‘cuz he's all meat, with just a little bit of sweet.

Jonathan Toews will eat your baby if it means two points.

Viva El Churro! El Churro lo ve todo!

by KrilDog on Jan 18, 2012 8:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Me no understand wat u say.

There are some who call me........Tim?

Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!

Fuck Radim Vrbata.

by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 18, 2012 8:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Shaw has some hands.

He knocks down that long air pass while entering the zone earlier, he jumps, gloves the puck and hits it on Kruger’s no goal, and then on the next face off he hits another hard puck out of the air and right to his feet.

by zacked on Jan 18, 2012 8:09 PM CST reply actions  

As much as I hate Pierre

he made a good point. Lots of confidence for a young kid.

Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.

by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Jan 18, 2012 8:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Please don't encourage him.

'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick

by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 8:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Ok, question.

What players does Shaw remind you of? I brought this up during the Scum game. Thoughts?

Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.

by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Jan 18, 2012 8:10 PM CST reply actions  

Rec'd

I love the kid, but I don’t want to get my hopes up yet either.

by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 18, 2012 8:12 PM CST up reply actions  

What is the fucking point

of having video review if you’re not going to make the right call?

Whatcha got there? Words?

by pointmesouth on Jan 18, 2012 8:12 PM CST reply actions  

Trolling fans?

Curator of Dark Side of the Five Hole
I like our guys, especially these guys.
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by DesertHawk on Jan 18, 2012 8:14 PM CST up reply actions  

There's a lot of emo and butt-hurt on this board today.

I’d prefer a lot of hockey instead.

'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick

by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 8:12 PM CST reply actions  

Or a Krugerbomb.

'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick

by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 8:14 PM CST up reply actions  

My 10 year old daughter's middle name is Shaw

we heard his first goal on the radio in the car and she got all excited, she’s now ready to hurt something/someone after the disallowed goal

If you must scream to get noticed, maybe you should whisper instead

by Z-man24 on Jan 18, 2012 8:13 PM CST reply actions  

hide yo kidz

I wanted the Packers to win the Super Bowl, Megan!

by hairhelmet on Jan 18, 2012 8:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Awesomeness SOPA/PIPA the new meme

Andrew Bernier @AndrewBHDL
Intent to blow is the SOPA of hockey.

So long and thanks for all the fish.

by _lotus on Jan 18, 2012 8:13 PM CST reply actions  

milbury

overstatement of the century

by putmeinthemadhouse on Jan 18, 2012 8:14 PM CST reply actions  

Mike Milbury you're a fuckin tool.

'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick

by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 8:14 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

I can't think of a strong enough insult against that bastard

so I will simply rec this

Give me the wrench....because F*CK him

by sapper16 on Jan 18, 2012 8:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Its like he wakes up and goes

“how can i piss people off today?”

Nymphin' Ain't Easy Fly Fishing
Back off man, I'm a scientist

by BigCSouthside on Jan 18, 2012 8:17 PM CST up reply actions  

A flaw in Shaw's game

No assists.

Thanks to the ref.

This is my haiku
It is only three lines long
Thanks for reading it

by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 18, 2012 8:15 PM CST reply actions  

2nd period stats

Shots: BUF-18, CHI-24 (Hoss 4, Duncs Seabs Shaw 3, Toews Fro Kane 2, OD Kruger Stals Hayes Ben Smith!)
Hits: BUF-16, CHI-12 (Kruger 4, Hayes Shaw 2, Duncs Jelly Ben Smith! Fro)
Giveaways: BUF-3, CHI-2 (Seabs Hoss)
Takeaways: BUF-4, CHI-10 (Toews 3, Duncs 2, Seabs Leddy Bruno Bolly Hoss)
Blocked Shots: BUF-13, CHI-6 (Duncs 3, Seabs Shaw Fro)
Attempts Blocked: BUF-6, CHI-13 (Seabs Leddy Toews Fro 2, Monty Kruger Shaw Hoss Kane)
Missed Shots: BUF-4, CHI-6 (Stals 2, OD Leddy Hoss Kane)
Faceoffs: BUF-41%, CHI-59%

Kruger 2/2 100%
Toews 4/9 44% get it together toews
Mayers 3/6 50%
Bolly 7/10 70%
Shaw 2/5 40%
Kaner 2/2 100%

by girlphoenix on Jan 18, 2012 8:16 PM CST reply actions  

Look at Weapon.

Came to party tonight.

'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick

by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 8:17 PM CST up reply actions  

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