Sabres @ Blackhawks - Third Period Thread
It takes a life to win her. There is a drum of bourbon. 800 pounds of nitro, his boots are thunder as he plays. There is a stone inside it, tonight his bones will ride it, I'll need a tent to hide it.
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get after it boys
close it out
Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell you!
by Gozer the Traveler on Jan 18, 2012 8:16 PM CST via Android app reply actions
So nice and fresh in here
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So fresh and so clean-clean.
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Fuck Radim Vrbata.
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 18, 2012 8:20 PM CST up reply actions
yep,
there’s actually a big pile of steaming grossness just one thread down from here
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by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 8:17 PM CST reply actions
Score goals, for Justice!!!!
^Blackhawks’
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Kill him where it hurts...on the scoreboard.
If BIG LOUIS NIX was a Mississippi Blues Man, he'd be Jellyroll T-Bone McPorkchop, ‘cuz he's all meat, with just a little bit of sweet.
Jonathan Toews will eat your baby if it means two points.
Viva El Churro! El Churro lo ve todo!
Then physically kill him
After 4-8 goals
Nymphin' Ain't Easy Fly Fishing
Back off man, I'm a scientist
by BigCSouthside on Jan 18, 2012 8:22 PM CST up reply actions
My thoughts exactly.
I’d love to see Jelly dip his balls on Kaleta after all that shit he talked last fall.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Jan 18, 2012 8:23 PM CST up reply actions
I wanna dip my balls in it!

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by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 18, 2012 8:25 PM CST up reply actions
Yes. This scenario is acceptable to me.
If BIG LOUIS NIX was a Mississippi Blues Man, he'd be Jellyroll T-Bone McPorkchop, ‘cuz he's all meat, with just a little bit of sweet.
Jonathan Toews will eat your baby if it means two points.
Viva El Churro! El Churro lo ve todo!
Kruger needs one. Get it back, mijo.
stay still. shut up. pay attention. adopt as signature moves.
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His job is to make Pierre look good.
'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick
by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 8:21 PM CST up reply actions
But alas, he's giving it a shot.
'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick
by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 8:24 PM CST up reply actions
That's got Susyphus saying, "Glad I'm not that guy."
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 18, 2012 8:27 PM CST up reply actions
it was so depressing
when we wasn’t arrested and got back on the air.
Whatcha got there? Words?
by pointmesouth on Jan 18, 2012 8:20 PM CST up reply actions
I'd rather listen to Chris Berman and Tim McCarver have a conversation about pudding.
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by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 18, 2012 8:22 PM CST up reply actions
As Yoda would say, forever sleep.
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by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Jan 18, 2012 8:22 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Listening to Mike Milbury is like eating rotted liver.
'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick
by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 8:20 PM CST reply actions
its like somebody is shitting in my ears
by putmeinthemadhouse on Jan 18, 2012 8:20 PM CST up reply actions
And then heating your head up in a microwave.
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by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 8:21 PM CST up reply actions
Would that be so bad?
Considering the pretty much mandatory decapitation, I don’t think I’d mind my head being microwaved too much.
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didnt see the remake of last house on the left did you?
by putmeinthemadhouse on Jan 18, 2012 8:24 PM CST up reply actions
Nah
Don’t do so well with the whole beginning part of that movie.
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dont blame you
anyways he breaks the window in the microwave and sticks the dudes head in it and the end.
by putmeinthemadhouse on Jan 18, 2012 8:27 PM CST up reply actions
Would it still run?
I guess so, the sensors are around the frame, right?
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Punch in number five early.
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 18, 2012 8:20 PM CST reply actions
I approve this message.
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by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 8:22 PM CST up reply actions
Ok no seriously...
Shaw comparisons, in terms of his style and gameplay.
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by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Jan 18, 2012 8:22 PM CST reply actions
Obviously he's the next gretzky, just look at the numbers!
Courtesy of meatball nation
ding ding ding ding
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by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Jan 18, 2012 8:25 PM CST up reply actions
He kinda reminds me of Helm with nastier streak.
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by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Jan 18, 2012 8:27 PM CST up reply actions
rookies scoring
pierre fawning
another goalie debate
the usual
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-lN7V4_Gx0
"I know, Chicago will be cold, tomorrow,
Let's cash in on our thin blood and have another one."
and Kruger
but it didn’t count because of the refs intent to blow a call
I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down
hayes off a beauty of a pass from bruno
would have been a kruger goal off an awesome play by shaw, but intent to blow came into play
by putmeinthemadhouse on Jan 18, 2012 8:25 PM CST up reply actions
the refs screwing us on a good goal
but we are still up by 2 so that’s a plus
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Some guys skating around with funny looking sticks
Nymphin' Ain't Easy Fly Fishing
Back off man, I'm a scientist
by BigCSouthside on Jan 18, 2012 8:23 PM CST up reply actions
Humpty didn't hump.
'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick
by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 8:27 PM CST reply actions
Pominville
is trying to get his team the win
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Good thing his name isn't Toews.
Or I’d be worried.
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by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 18, 2012 8:28 PM CST up reply actions
Strong 20 minutes. Let's finish strong.
And more goals!
Where you goin? Nowhere!
by BlackhawksFan22 on Jan 18, 2012 8:27 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Hey guys, Crow doesn't need this much work.
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 18, 2012 8:28 PM CST reply actions
maybe they felt he needed more practice?
No. No. THat was just garbage
Hayes beats Icing. Good hustle.
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 18, 2012 8:29 PM CST reply actions
He's got some nice speed for being a brick shithouse.
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by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Jan 18, 2012 8:29 PM CST up reply actions
The sad thing is Kruger's goal was so effing awesome to begin with...
:(
I wanted the Packers to win the Super Bowl, Megan!
Maybe Mayers
really didn’t want him on the team…
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I wish they'd stop showing the goal by Shaw
I’m getting more angry.
by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 18, 2012 8:30 PM CST reply actions
You must be miscounting
We’re all stupid here, remember?
by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 18, 2012 8:31 PM CST up reply actions
Sorry, this happened a bit ago while I was moving around, didn't send msg til later.
So long and thanks for all the fish.
That's what I've read at least
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they are too busy watching shaw.
and making sure he doesn’t get any more points
Yeah
Nymphin' Ain't Easy Fly Fishing
Back off man, I'm a scientist
by BigCSouthside on Jan 18, 2012 8:31 PM CST up reply actions
Can we play some on the other side of the rink?
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 18, 2012 8:30 PM CST reply actions
Shut the fuck up about the Penguins, jesus.
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by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Jan 18, 2012 8:31 PM CST reply actions
With the cheese!
'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick
by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 8:32 PM CST up reply actions
dj greyhound
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TROLLAND!
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Fuck Radim Vrbata.
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 18, 2012 8:32 PM CST reply actions
Rat!
'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick
by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 8:32 PM CST reply actions
Hey Doc. Bolland just scored. Wake up.
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 18, 2012 8:32 PM CST reply actions
BOLLAND SAYS FUCK YOU BUFFALO!
If BIG LOUIS NIX was a Mississippi Blues Man, he'd be Jellyroll T-Bone McPorkchop, ‘cuz he's all meat, with just a little bit of sweet.
Jonathan Toews will eat your baby if it means two points.
Viva El Churro! El Churro lo ve todo!
I think he said
Ho Hum just another day at the office
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by stacie7 on Jan 18, 2012 8:33 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
That's
probably more accurate
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The rat!
Top shelf!
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by BlackhawksFan22 on Jan 18, 2012 8:32 PM CST via mobile reply actions
they should force Leino to watch that pass
over and over and over and compare it to his earlier that allowed to hoss goal
It's a good thing that man's a hockey player
cause he’d make one damn fine serial killer.
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by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Jan 18, 2012 8:32 PM CST reply actions
JUNGLE DRUMS!!! JUNGLE DRUMS!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-lN7V4_Gx0
"I know, Chicago will be cold, tomorrow,
Let's cash in on our thin blood and have another one."
THIS THIS THIS
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by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Jan 18, 2012 8:33 PM CST up reply actions
I'd like to tack a rider onto this bill
since we got utterly screwed on a goal, would like to amend the goals required to 4 for this game only
Give me the wrench....because F*CK him
Bolland is winning faceoffs and scoring goals.
The police have been notified of a possible crime scene.
'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick
by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 8:32 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Someone is hurting somewhere.
'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick
by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 8:33 PM CST up reply actions
He was happy Hayes got an assist,
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 18, 2012 8:33 PM CST up reply actions
My blood froze
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-lN7V4_Gx0
"I know, Chicago will be cold, tomorrow,
Let's cash in on our thin blood and have another one."
He gets off on trolling other teams
But tries real hard not to show it
He heard about Gaustad.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Jan 18, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions
Every time Bolland smiles, an angel loses its wings.
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 18, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions
'He's a tremendous player, that Jonathan Toews'.
Doc Emerick, providing intelligent analysis since 1970.
'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick
by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 8:34 PM CST reply actions
Ello all!
Rt?A) Lurking as the game is on NBC
B) Grats on embarassing Millers shite of a team. Did he start?
C)That. Fucking. Song! :(
Miller didn't start.
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by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 18, 2012 8:35 PM CST up reply actions
Miller did not start.
If BIG LOUIS NIX was a Mississippi Blues Man, he'd be Jellyroll T-Bone McPorkchop, ‘cuz he's all meat, with just a little bit of sweet.
Jonathan Toews will eat your baby if it means two points.
Viva El Churro! El Churro lo ve todo!
Hey
Did you know? Miller, he didn’t start.
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Did Leino break his stick and then just carry it around for like 10 seconds?
Can’t tell on this feed.
It's allowed now, didn't you know?
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are you talking about his sactualy stick?
Or his pride after turtling earlier?
by JMoney19 on Jan 18, 2012 8:36 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
this is what i thought.
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Even the crowd was moaning about it
He should have been hit for a Penalty for playing with a broken stick
Rule 10.3
A player without a stick may participate in the game. A player whose stick is broken may participate in the game provided he drops the broken stick. A minor penalty shall be imposed for an infraction of this rule.
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 19, 2012 6:00 AM CST up reply actions
Target practice for Stormtrooper.
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by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Jan 18, 2012 8:34 PM CST reply actions
is that OD's nickname?
if so, that is awesome
by putmeinthemadhouse on Jan 18, 2012 8:36 PM CST up reply actions
Doc: Might be an odd man rush
In his defense, a 2 on three is odd.
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 18, 2012 8:35 PM CST reply actions
I noticed
whenever he says that…it’s rarely an odd man rush.
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by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 18, 2012 8:35 PM CST up reply actions
Maybe he just thinks
one of the players in the rush looks funny.
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It's always an odd-man rush when Panda has the puck.
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by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 8:35 PM CST reply actions
Hossa-hologram, engage.
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by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Jan 18, 2012 8:35 PM CST up reply actions
Enhance.
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by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 8:36 PM CST up reply actions
Just print the goddamn thing
Nymphin' Ain't Easy Fly Fishing
Back off man, I'm a scientist
by BigCSouthside on Jan 18, 2012 8:37 PM CST up reply actions
'PC load letter?'
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by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 8:37 PM CST up reply actions
Leddy +3 for the game so far; let's keep it going!
Working his way back to breakeven, one Assist at a time!
"Behold the pale horse. The man who sat on him was Death... and Hell followed with him."
Clownstorm.
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by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Jan 18, 2012 8:38 PM CST reply actions
Listen Bubs...hear that?
Sounds of the whispering winds of shit.
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by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 18, 2012 8:41 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Nope
Can’t see it either
See if you can guess what I am now.
by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 18, 2012 8:47 PM CST up reply actions
oh c'mon. score on this one.
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by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 18, 2012 8:38 PM CST reply actions
Twenty five seconds after the whistle, Doc tells us who the penalty is on.
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 18, 2012 8:38 PM CST reply actions
And it begins.
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by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 8:38 PM CST reply actions
Double Clown SHoes.
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 18, 2012 8:38 PM CST reply actions
5 on 3
Jungle drums possible in under 2 minutes.
by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 18, 2012 8:38 PM CST reply actions
One too many, Humpty.
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by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 8:39 PM CST reply actions
If we don't score here, no way we win this thing.
no way.
I wanted the Packers to win the Super Bowl, Megan!
Here we go
How do you fix the pp? Get a long 5 on 3
Where you goin? Nowhere!
by BlackhawksFan22 on Jan 18, 2012 8:39 PM CST via mobile reply actions
THERE IT IS.
There are some who call me........Tim?
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by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 18, 2012 8:39 PM CST reply actions
MARVELOUS!
'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick
by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 8:39 PM CST reply actions
ANOTHER BOLLY SMILE?!?!
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by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Jan 18, 2012 8:39 PM CST reply actions
Cap'n says I got a bus to catch
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 18, 2012 8:39 PM CST reply actions
MARVELOUS!
'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick
by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 8:39 PM CST reply actions
OH lord.
Plenty of time for the other power play now.
by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 18, 2012 8:39 PM CST reply actions
we want seven
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Tazer! Hatty chances??
Where you goin? Nowhere!
by BlackhawksFan22 on Jan 18, 2012 8:39 PM CST via mobile reply actions
OH CAPTAIN, MY CAPTAIN!
If BIG LOUIS NIX was a Mississippi Blues Man, he'd be Jellyroll T-Bone McPorkchop, ‘cuz he's all meat, with just a little bit of sweet.
Jonathan Toews will eat your baby if it means two points.
Viva El Churro! El Churro lo ve todo!
JUNGLE DRUMS!!! JUNGLE DRUMS!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-lN7V4_Gx0
"I know, Chicago will be cold, tomorrow,
Let's cash in on our thin blood and have another one."
More Clown Shoes.
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 18, 2012 8:40 PM CST reply actions
Bolland's smile has been outlawed in 4 states.
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by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions
Somewhere, Alain Vigneault is crying about a score being run up
So long and thanks for all the fish.
Somewhere, someone cares about what Alain Vigneault thinks.
'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick
by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Somewhere, everyone hates the Nucks.
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by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Jan 18, 2012 8:41 PM CST up reply actions
How did Bickell score two goals tonight?
He isn’t even playing. Way to go NBC.
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yep
NBC posted a pic of Bicks and said it was his second goal of the night
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I could possibly see making a mistake with a lesser known player
but the captain of the team who is one of the major stars? Get it together.
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They showed Bryan Bickell's picture next to the Captain's goal announcement on the screen
Must not be able to pull that picture out that often.
apparently Toews is now lord byron
I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down
Wasn't someone bitching earlier
about the score of detroit and buffalo? i think we made up for it now
Reach down between mah legs, eeeeease the seat back...

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by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Jan 18, 2012 8:41 PM CST reply actions
Only on that hairpiece.
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by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions
lounge against the machine
give me something to write on
I wanted the Packers to win the Super Bowl, Megan!
yes.
and his version of Hot For Teacher is totes awes.
I wanted the Packers to win the Super Bowl, Megan!
Shaw Smash!
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 18, 2012 8:42 PM CST reply actions
Chicken Hawk for Mayor.
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by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 8:42 PM CST reply actions
Can we also call him Henery?
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by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Jan 18, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions
Sorta like how Pierre doesn't know what... well, anything is.
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by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Jan 18, 2012 8:45 PM CST up reply actions
Penalty
but not really dirty..just awkward.
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by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 18, 2012 8:45 PM CST up reply actions
called a penalty
kind of an awkward play. not really a dirty one
I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down
anyone think that smith
is feeling more pressure now that hayes and shaw are performing so well?
dont think hes getting sent down anytime soon
unless a deadline acquisition takes his spot, seeing as he is filling carcillos
by putmeinthemadhouse on Jan 18, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions
i figured he'd be up for a while, but just wondering
what he might be feeling compared to the other youguns
No, just Jesse.
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by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Jan 18, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions
Jesse feels pressure in his pants
At the mention of smith
Nymphin' Ain't Easy Fly Fishing
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by BigCSouthside on Jan 18, 2012 8:45 PM CST up reply actions
poor sharpie will have to work his way back in
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Memories with they commercial
Too bad I tossed out my sega genesis a long time ago
Where you goin? Nowhere!
by BlackhawksFan22 on Jan 18, 2012 8:46 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Funny. I associate Jimmy Hayes with a yak. Yakattack.
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Yakity Yak Hayes scored that
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by stacie7 on Jan 18, 2012 8:48 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I don't like to bitch about officiating.
But I’m about to do what I don’t like.
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by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 8:48 PM CST reply actions
No shame, son
Nymphin' Ain't Easy Fly Fishing
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by BigCSouthside on Jan 18, 2012 8:48 PM CST up reply actions
I got riled...
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Yep, me too
out of character.
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by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 18, 2012 8:55 PM CST up reply actions
Not for me.
I tend to react poorly to having opinions I share being associated with the National Socialist German Worker’s Party.
by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 18, 2012 8:57 PM CST up reply actions
Especially considering my family's heritage.
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Keep what
Nymphin' Ain't Easy Fly Fishing
Back off man, I'm a scientist
by BigCSouthside on Jan 18, 2012 8:50 PM CST up reply actions
you don't want to know
See if you can guess what I am now.
by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 18, 2012 8:50 PM CST up reply actions
Ill read it after the game im sure
Nymphin' Ain't Easy Fly Fishing
Back off man, I'm a scientist
by BigCSouthside on Jan 18, 2012 8:51 PM CST up reply actions
BicC
Likes offensive conversations. I think he might want to know.
by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 18, 2012 8:53 PM CST up reply actions
should probably pos that in that thread
by putmeinthemadhouse on Jan 18, 2012 8:49 PM CST up reply actions
oh nevermind
i totally misunderstood that
by putmeinthemadhouse on Jan 18, 2012 8:50 PM CST up reply actions
Made me laugh
Hockee Night @hockeenight
Jagger has moves like Shaw. #ShawFacts
So long and thanks for all the fish.
Lars lets Shaw download Master. #ShawFacts
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Jan 18, 2012 8:50 PM CST up reply actions
Jelly block worked for once.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Jan 18, 2012 8:49 PM CST reply actions
Holy fucking Crow!
'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick
by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 8:50 PM CST reply actions
That banker guy did a trust fall on him once.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Jan 18, 2012 8:52 PM CST up reply actions
it's better than the caveman
I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down
Not me
crush their souls
See if you can guess what I am now.
by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 18, 2012 8:53 PM CST up reply actions
Sweep the leg, Johnny.
stay still. shut up. pay attention. adopt as signature moves.
bitches couldn't possibly know about my modal epistemology
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I feel really bad for Sabres fans.
My friend from Buffalo even went so far as saying that he would be ok if they traded his favorite player AHRM. I think their performance this year may be karma for the horribleness that was the Leino and Erhoff contracts.
well, it must suck
to see your team gut out wins and playoffs berths for years and then FINALLY, someone comes in and is willing to spend and BOOM, nothing.
all right, this isn't going to be big on dignity
It's like the antithesis of the former Hawks
See if you can guess what I am now.
by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 18, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions
Marvel is feeling the back of the net.
'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick
by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 8:54 PM CST reply actions
I love seeing that A on Seabs.
Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.
by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Jan 18, 2012 8:55 PM CST reply actions
Seabs: 'Hey, Dunc- I have an 'A' now, too. People are saying I'm better than you.
'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick
by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 8:56 PM CST up reply actions
Dear #2:
Please don’t make those passes.
'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick
by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 8:55 PM CST reply actions
keith and seabs both have a pair of assists tonite
by putmeinthemadhouse on Jan 18, 2012 8:55 PM CST reply actions
both of seabs on the PP
surprise surprise.
by putmeinthemadhouse on Jan 18, 2012 8:55 PM CST up reply actions
Too much effort.
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." ~gmh
by Steeg of their own on Jan 18, 2012 8:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I'd rather they didn't.
My ears can only bleed so long before I pass out.
'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick
by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 8:57 PM CST reply actions
Hawks! two more minutes. Game not over.
This is my haiku
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 18, 2012 8:57 PM CST reply actions
One more goal please.
DRUMS I WANTS THEM.
by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 18, 2012 8:57 PM CST reply actions
as far as I'm concerned
it’s a 7-2 game
stay still. shut up. pay attention. adopt as signature moves.
bitches couldn't possibly know about my modal epistemology
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Agreed
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Let's not DLR it like we did last time.
Because then we had the Alberta nightmare. Stick to the rules!
But but but
The disallowed goal can be a perfect excuse!
No need to tempt the hockey gods.
Last time we used a pantsing of Vancouver for DLR and then…well yea…I don’t need to go there again.
Kane needs a drink
I dontnlike sad kane
Nymphin' Ain't Easy Fly Fishing
Back off man, I'm a scientist
Sad Kane is sober Kane.
'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick
by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions
I think he just needs a goal
SCH moderator. I'm the nice one. Really, I am. (you can quit laughing now)
I've noticed a distinct lack of Frolik's trademark move
The horrible angle wrister. Nice. I think he might have done one in the 1st period, but that’s it (?). I approve.
The one thing I dont' like about satelite
Is not being able to listen to the radio call the game.
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 18, 2012 8:59 PM CST reply actions
The nhl keeps an archive of radio calls. I don't know the address, but you should be able to find all the radio online.
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." ~gmh
by Steeg of their own on Jan 18, 2012 9:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Toews for Hart, Toews for Selke, Toews for Richard.
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." ~gmh
by Steeg of their own on Jan 18, 2012 9:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Toews for President!
There are some who call me........Tim?
Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!
Fuck Radim Vrbata.
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 18, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
New way to settle ties and get rid of the Shoot Out
Captain v Captain staring contest.
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 18, 2012 9:43 PM CST up reply actions
Toews just told international viewers that he's serious about the Hart and Selke.
'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick
by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 8:59 PM CST reply actions
Great job tonight boys
You did what you were supposed to. now cut out the stupid breakaways and defensive lapses, Kane, figure out where the other team’s net is, and let’skeep moving forward
Isn't a 4 goal win exactly what was supposed to happen here?
I wanted the Packers to win the Super Bowl, Megan!
Right. Glad for two points and a breather game. But in the words of Han Solo
Great, Kid. Don’t get cocky.
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 18, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions
Trade Crow.
We need a shoot-out goaltender with a glove hand.
'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick
by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 9:00 PM CST reply actions
I'm assuming this is a new meme...
but isn’t Crow good at shootouts?
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And his glove hand is excellent.
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 18, 2012 9:02 PM CST up reply actions
glove hand is NOT excellent
but he is good at shootouts.
Meme
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Noun:
An element of a culture or behavior that may be passed from one individual to another by nongenetic means, esp. imitation.
An image, video, etc. that is passed electronically from one Internet user to another.
by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 18, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions
I believe we have two of those....
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i'm sorry i forgot to specify the extra .03
two goalies with over .903 save percentage! lucky us!
Pointless
See if you can guess what I am now.
by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 18, 2012 10:26 PM CST up reply actions
Should be this
But Lotus has what it really was. Crazy.
Way to start off an interview with a Hart candidate by referencing last year's failure, Pierre.
Your douchitude is without border.
'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick
by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 9:01 PM CST reply actions
Be late every game from now on.
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It is only three lines long
Thanks for reading it
by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 18, 2012 9:02 PM CST up reply actions
I'll see what I can do
I didn’t come online because I didn’t want to jinx anything.
I also like this tradition.
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Me, too
Especially since it usually means a Hawks victory.
There are some who call me........Tim?
Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!
Fuck Radim Vrbata.
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 18, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions
It's one of my favorite things about hockey, no kidding.
It’s not just me that loves goalies, all the players love goalies!
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." ~gmh
by Steeg of their own on Jan 18, 2012 9:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Thanks for making my Wednesday, Hawks.
You’re the cat’s PJ’s.
'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick
by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 9:03 PM CST reply actions
So we just went from 5th to 1st
Scary Western Conference
SCH moderator. I'm the nice one. Really, I am. (you can quit laughing now)
I need a drink
See if you can guess what I am now.
by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 18, 2012 9:06 PM CST up reply actions
You need a four position jump as an excuse for a drink? I am disappoint.
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." ~gmh
by Steeg of their own on Jan 18, 2012 9:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Im awake
I need a drink
Nymphin' Ain't Easy Fly Fishing
Back off man, I'm a scientist
by BigCSouthside on Jan 18, 2012 9:22 PM CST up reply actions
bring on the four-headed monster of
Versoupillecky!
So after the Shaw goal
Did anyone else see Kane skate straight to the bench and not celebrate the goal? or was that just me?
Missed that
He needs to get his head straight
See if you can guess what I am now.
by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 18, 2012 9:08 PM CST up reply actions
haha
I want to cry foul, but…Panda. Even my mom calls him that.
stay still. shut up. pay attention. adopt as signature moves.
bitches couldn't possibly know about my modal epistemology
Twitter
Has to be someone familiar with SCH
SCH moderator. I'm the nice one. Really, I am. (you can quit laughing now)
yeah I know
I’m just really in love with that nickname.
stay still. shut up. pay attention. adopt as signature moves.
bitches couldn't possibly know about my modal epistemology
Twitter
That is awesome.
There are some who call me........Tim?
Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!
Fuck Radim Vrbata.
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 18, 2012 9:09 PM CST up reply actions
Final Stats
Shots: BUF-27, CHI-35 (Toews 6, Shaw Hoss 4, Duncs Seabs Kane 3, Jelly Ben Smith! Fro 2, OD Bruno Kruger Stals Bolly Hayes)
Hits: BUF-17, CHI-16 (Kruger Shaw 4, Hayes 2, Duncs Jelly OD Leddy Ben Smith! Fro)
Giveaways: BUF-3, CHI-3 (Jelly Seabs Hoss)
Takeaways: BUF-5, CHI-12 (Toews 3, Duncs Leddy 2, Seabs Bruno Bolly Fro Hoss)
Blocked Shots: BUF-14, CHI-9 (Duncs 3, Seabs 2, Jelly Bolly Shaw Fro)
Attempts Blocked: BUF-9, CHI-14 (Fro 3, Seabs Leddy Toews 2, Monty Kruger Shaw Hoss Kane)
Missed Shots: BUF-5, CHI-8 (OD 3, Stals 2, Leddy Hoss Kane)
Faceoffs: BUF-38%, CHI-62%
Kruger 2/4 50%
Toews 11/17 65%
Mayers 6/9 67%
Bolly 8/13 62%
Shaw 2/5 40%
Kaner 2/2 100%
what the fuck pierre
what kind of a loaded question is that
by putmeinthemadhouse on Jan 18, 2012 9:08 PM CST reply actions
If 4 teams from the Central could make the playoffs.
There are some who call me........Tim?
Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!
Fuck Radim Vrbata.
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 18, 2012 9:10 PM CST up reply actions
no he asked seabs if he was surprised at all by crows play
by putmeinthemadhouse on Jan 18, 2012 9:10 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, alrite
See, I muted it when he asked that question so I just assumed. My bads.
There are some who call me........Tim?
Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!
Fuck Radim Vrbata.
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 18, 2012 9:11 PM CST up reply actions
I guess I meant Pierre
but it couldn’t hurt to do the same to MIlbury as a precaution.
I wanted the Packers to win the Super Bowl, Megan!
Pierre is about as big a waste of space as there is.
And that is saying a lot because he is not a very big guy.
Man the sabres suck.
I will take the win though.
AW KANER LOOKS SO SADDDDD
Shut up, Milbury.
There are some who call me........Tim?
Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!
Fuck Radim Vrbata.
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 18, 2012 9:10 PM CST reply actions
So ummm
Second period thread. Can we just have a thunderdome?
Nymphin' Ain't Easy Fly Fishing
Back off man, I'm a scientist
I'd rather have a group hug
SCH moderator. I'm the nice one. Really, I am. (you can quit laughing now)
THUNDERDOME!
Nymphin' Ain't Easy Fly Fishing
Back off man, I'm a scientist
by BigCSouthside on Jan 18, 2012 9:13 PM CST up reply actions
Weed cookies
Nymphin' Ain't Easy Fly Fishing
Back off man, I'm a scientist
by BigCSouthside on Jan 18, 2012 9:13 PM CST up reply actions
I see we had the same idea
SCH moderator. I'm the nice one. Really, I am. (you can quit laughing now)
Yummy
See if you can guess what I am now.
by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 18, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions
I like your direction.
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." ~gmh
by Steeg of their own on Jan 18, 2012 9:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Yes.
There are some who call me........Tim?
Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!
Fuck Radim Vrbata.
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 18, 2012 9:15 PM CST up reply actions
Can't pee dirty
Fired instantly.
And this job lets me watch hockey at work.
by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 18, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions
Yep
That’s a keeper
See if you can guess what I am now.
by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 18, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions
However, I'm self-employed
so I can just wreck havoc on my body. But then my wife would kill me.
See if you can guess what I am now.
by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 18, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions
so I need to cut back on the LSD in the kool-aid too
SCH moderator. I'm the nice one. Really, I am. (you can quit laughing now)
Cranberry juice
Nymphin' Ain't Easy Fly Fishing
Back off man, I'm a scientist
by BigCSouthside on Jan 18, 2012 9:17 PM CST up reply actions
It's fat soluble
and if other posters are to be believed, I’m a fat ugly stupid Nazi. So that won’t cut it.
by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 18, 2012 9:19 PM CST up reply actions
You mean knee-jerk reactions on the internetz could be wrong?
I wanted the Packers to win the Super Bowl, Megan!
Unpossible!!!
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Hey I'm the Nazi.... go get your own
defunct extremist political party
/pouts
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I agree with your opinions
so I must be like… 1940’s Italian?
by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 18, 2012 9:21 PM CST up reply actions
Works for me.
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Sounds like I may need to make some "special" brownies
SCH moderator. I'm the nice one. Really, I am. (you can quit laughing now)
We could combine the two
Two Posters enter and Hug, one Poster leaves.
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the other one feels empty and confused
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Ugh. Too peaceful. Break out the Empire-Rebellion short-sortie space fighters. Sigh.
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." ~gmh
by Steeg of their own on Jan 18, 2012 9:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
The rebellion didn't really have any shor-sortie
fighters, with the exception of the A-Wing I think they all had hyperdrives…. and I’m pretty sure the A-Wing eventually got upgraded as well.
/nerd’d
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Don't contain the inner nerd, I like it!
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." ~gmh
by Steeg of their own on Jan 18, 2012 9:17 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
slow clap
stay still. shut up. pay attention. adopt as signature moves.
bitches couldn't possibly know about my modal epistemology
Twitter
I like Star Fighters....
Favorite books out of the Expanded Universe are the ones in The X-Wing series.
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I always preferred
the B-wing fighters myself.
"Make the bastard chase you, he will follow."
by RaoulDuke27 on Jan 18, 2012 10:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
I defer to your nerdiness
Nymphin' Ain't Easy Fly Fishing
Back off man, I'm a scientist
by BigCSouthside on Jan 18, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions
With all the nerd-flag flying in here
the Hawks must have won.
I wanted the Packers to win the Super Bowl, Megan!
in a nailbiter
See if you can guess what I am now.
by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 18, 2012 9:19 PM CST up reply actions
What causes rule changes?
Cause if there’s one that should be changed Intent to Blow is it, in my mind.
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Yep
You either did blow it or didn’t. Shouldn’t matter until the whistle sounds.
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That's what I tell my wife
Ba-da-bing!
See if you can guess what I am now.
by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 18, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions
Boom
Nymphin' Ain't Easy Fly Fishing
Back off man, I'm a scientist
by BigCSouthside on Jan 18, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions
Sticktap
you’re welcome.
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I agree.
This is not the first time a good goal has been called off because of “intent to blow”
But this may be one of the more egregious examples
because there was simply nothing there for the ref to blow dead. The refs should be as suspend-able as the players for harming the integrity of the game.
I wanted the Packers to win the Super Bowl, Megan!
you should be allowed to fight one ref
once a game
Nymphin' Ain't Easy Fly Fishing
Back off man, I'm a scientist
by BigCSouthside on Jan 18, 2012 9:28 PM CST up reply actions
Hahaha
That’ll help the image of the league ;)
by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 18, 2012 9:29 PM CST up reply actions
I likey
See if you can guess what I am now.
by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 18, 2012 9:30 PM CST up reply actions
John Scott would finally be useful!
There are some who call me........Tim?
Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!
Fuck Radim Vrbata.
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 18, 2012 9:31 PM CST up reply actions
That would be the end of Intent to Blow
and the start of Intent to Swallow (whistles)
I wanted the Packers to win the Super Bowl, Megan!
Everyone hates Intent to Blow.
Until that glorious moment when your team saves a goal, and intent to blow saves the game. I puke it like of pickled thing. I see it like all fickle reffing. Refs blow on some, they’re right on most.
I recall the feeling of intent to blow going against the Hawks, but at a certain level, them’s the way the cookie crumbles.
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." ~gmh
by Steeg of their own on Jan 18, 2012 9:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Stupid phone voice recorder. .
Sitting in an airport. Sorry if my text reads weird.
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." ~gmh
by Steeg of their own on Jan 18, 2012 9:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
No. Not at all. Made perfect sense
excuse me while I go huff some more paint
See if you can guess what I am now.
by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 18, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions
I get the feeling you're mocking me.
Not cool, dude. Limited resources.
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." ~gmh
by Steeg of their own on Jan 18, 2012 9:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions
Just messin' with ya. I knew what you were saying.
See if you can guess what I am now.
by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 18, 2012 9:43 PM CST up reply actions
So...
did Brouwer end up killing Borque?
by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 18, 2012 9:22 PM CST reply actions
nope hendricks did
or whatever his name is.
looked like borque won the fight anyways or at least it was a tie
by putmeinthemadhouse on Jan 18, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions
No
Hendricks tried, though. And not successfully
See if you can guess what I am now.
by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 18, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions
I believe it was mentioned in the 2nd Period thread
if you dare to tread there.
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Hell no.
I would be better off going through the mines of moria than that.
Just thought I would bring it up. So far they aren’t quite as funny but I like the idea.
Well they are both inhabited by trolls
so I can understand your trepidation.
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by DesertHawk on Jan 18, 2012 9:30 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
can he rap?
Nymphin' Ain't Easy Fly Fishing
Back off man, I'm a scientist
by BigCSouthside on Jan 18, 2012 9:29 PM CST up reply actions
Next time we play Boston
John Scott + Silly String in the stands = comedy gold for meathead bloodlust.
I wanted the Packers to win the Super Bowl, Megan!
ahhahaha
that is a really funny mental image
by putmeinthemadhouse on Jan 18, 2012 9:31 PM CST up reply actions
Jesus.
20 cent is going to get bitter.
by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 18, 2012 9:30 PM CST up reply actions
he be aight
one sick nasty pat kane black magic midfuck goal, and hes gonna make it rain so hard the rest of the league is gonna build an Ark
Nymphin' Ain't Easy Fly Fishing
Back off man, I'm a scientist
by BigCSouthside on Jan 18, 2012 9:32 PM CST up reply actions
mindfuck*
Nymphin' Ain't Easy Fly Fishing
Back off man, I'm a scientist
by BigCSouthside on Jan 18, 2012 9:33 PM CST up reply actions
Remember October/November Kane?
That guy will be back. It will be glorious.
I wanted the Packers to win the Super Bowl, Megan!
Damn
He better kill a chicken or something
See if you can guess what I am now.
by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 18, 2012 9:31 PM CST up reply actions
I don't practice Santeria
I can’t score a fuckin’ goal.
Well I had some prime chances, and-uh, Nemo saved ‘em all
If I could find the net’s back
Make the Red Light spin around
Well I’d pop a cap in sparkplug
And smack a cabby do-ow-oww-own.
by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 18, 2012 9:35 PM CST up reply actions 7 recs
dis good
Nymphin' Ain't Easy Fly Fishing
Back off man, I'm a scientist
by BigCSouthside on Jan 18, 2012 9:36 PM CST up reply actions
Oh yeah, instaflec
See if you can guess what I am now.
by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 18, 2012 9:37 PM CST up reply actions
Rockford
Clearly all the Rockford scoring is up in the bigs right now. Went to the game here in San Antonio on Saturday night, and they seem pretty uninterested on offense. Smith had a goal on a redirect. Morin and Pirri were invisible, so much that at one point I had to look down and make sure he was even still playing. True story.
they dont actually watch the games there
Nymphin' Ain't Easy Fly Fishing
Back off man, I'm a scientist
by BigCSouthside on Jan 18, 2012 9:34 PM CST up reply actions
they could have just put Bicks
SCH moderator. I'm the nice one. Really, I am. (you can quit laughing now)
Twice!
There are some who call me........Tim?
Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!
Fuck Radim Vrbata.
by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 18, 2012 9:44 PM CST up reply actions
motherfudging fudgesticks
I fall asleep and miss a decent Hawks win and (apparently) an epic internet fight.. goddam timezones!
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
yeah
THUNDERDOME!
Nymphin' Ain't Easy Fly Fishing
Back off man, I'm a scientist
by BigCSouthside on Jan 18, 2012 9:35 PM CST up reply actions
See what happens when you sleep
See if you can guess what I am now.
by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 18, 2012 9:35 PM CST up reply actions
I know.
made the mistake of saying “I’ll take a nap so I’m fresh for the game”.. cur conkout/now wide awake in the wee hours
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 18, 2012 9:37 PM CST up reply actions
Well, we had the Nazis
and now we know where the IRA was.
I wanted the Packers to win the Super Bowl, Megan!
I don't believe this comment s getting enough love.
I laughed my ass off.
by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 18, 2012 9:44 PM CST up reply actions
dang, just read that thread
hell of nasty shit all up ins!
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 18, 2012 9:51 PM CST up reply actions
not this one
t’other one.. and you’d be pretty blameless!
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 18, 2012 9:53 PM CST up reply actions
My inability to ignore internet trolls
will be the end of me
by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 18, 2012 9:53 PM CST up reply actions
heh. my tolerance for them seems to have
decreased lately..
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 18, 2012 9:55 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, it got a little ugly
See if you can guess what I am now.
by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 18, 2012 9:53 PM CST up reply actions
mmm.
that it did.
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 18, 2012 9:55 PM CST up reply actions
they are irish
they were out drinking…duh
Nymphin' Ain't Easy Fly Fishing
Back off man, I'm a scientist
by BigCSouthside on Jan 18, 2012 9:38 PM CST up reply actions
Banana daquiris...
No Shagga, No Dagga
by Saskjet on Jan 18, 2012 9:43 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
hahahaha
Nymphin' Ain't Easy Fly Fishing
Back off man, I'm a scientist
by BigCSouthside on Jan 18, 2012 9:44 PM CST up reply actions
Shouldn't it be
Motherfecking fecksticks?
Curator of Dark Side of the Five Hole
I like our guys, especially these guys.
Unapologetic apologist for hockey South of the Mason/Dixon
probably...
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 18, 2012 9:52 PM CST up reply actions
This is how the TV tells me Irish people talk...
Curator of Dark Side of the Five Hole
I like our guys, especially these guys.
Unapologetic apologist for hockey South of the Mason/Dixon
too much Father Ted!
although, to be honest, that show is close to reality
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 18, 2012 9:57 PM CST up reply actions
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
None.
by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 18, 2012 9:58 PM CST up reply actions
nah..
I’ll take it from our cousins across the pond.. if you were English, on the other hand (Rolls up sleeves, hands coat to bystander)
/blows kiss at saskjet/
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 18, 2012 10:03 PM CST up reply actions
Fuck the English.
But the famine is the reason I exist, so I can’t be too upset with it. Only reason my mom’s side crossed over.
by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 18, 2012 10:05 PM CST up reply actions
and the only wear green felt and they dine exclusively on potatoes
I wanted the Packers to win the Super Bowl, Megan!
and soda bread
See if you can guess what I am now.
by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 18, 2012 9:58 PM CST up reply actions
potato farls
are where the cool kids are at (no not a typo)
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 18, 2012 10:01 PM CST up reply actions
What tha....?
See if you can guess what I am now.
by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 18, 2012 10:03 PM CST up reply actions
Ya know, that doesn't sound half bad.
My wife is Jewish, so I get a shitload of latkes from her family. These are like mashed latkes.
See if you can guess what I am now.
by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 18, 2012 10:08 PM CST up reply actions
yup..
same sorta thing. EXCELLENT hangover food..
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 18, 2012 10:09 PM CST up reply actions
...

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 18, 2012 10:15 PM CST up reply actions
Mostly #5
See if you can guess what I am now.
by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 18, 2012 10:24 PM CST up reply actions
'sokay
another Quaalude, she’ll be back.
See if you can guess what I am now.
by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 18, 2012 10:26 PM CST up reply actions
no, the cops just dropped the monkeys off
seems there was a “faeces throwing” incident in the bar.. I’ve sent them to bed with a big glass of water
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 18, 2012 10:29 PM CST up reply actions
Well, shaet, doncha know how to spell "feces"? Where's BigHoss and his dictionary?
No Shagga, No Dagga
or Encylopaedia,,
man, I love that digraph..
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 18, 2012 10:43 PM CST up reply actions
Holy shit!
I just saw the VW commercial with the dogs barking the Imperial March from Star Wars. That is some hilarious shit. I choked on my beverage.
See if you can guess what I am now.
by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 18, 2012 9:57 PM CST reply actions
could make it "AA" like asst alternate. uuuummmmm no, can't make it "AA"
by puttinonthefoilcoach on Jan 18, 2012 10:09 PM CST reply actions
make it "Awesome Asst Alternate"... that'll work!
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 18, 2012 10:10 PM CST up reply actions
triple A?
then I’ I’d have to tow cars, wouldn.t I?
by puttinonthefoilcoach on Jan 18, 2012 10:11 PM CST reply actions
I suspect Triple-A
has different connotations in Far ’Murikey..
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 18, 2012 10:13 PM CST up reply actions

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