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Sabres @ Blackhawks - Third Period Thread

It takes a life to win her. There is a drum of bourbon. 800 pounds of nitro, his boots are thunder as he plays. There is a stone inside it, tonight his bones will ride it, I'll need a tent to hide it.

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get after it boys

close it out

Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell you!

by Gozer the Traveler on Jan 18, 2012 8:16 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

So nice and fresh in here

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by DesertHawk on Jan 18, 2012 8:17 PM CST reply actions  

So fresh and so clean-clean.

There are some who call me........Tim?

Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!

Fuck Radim Vrbata.

by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 18, 2012 8:20 PM CST up reply actions  

febreeze?

So long and thanks for all the fish.

by _lotus on Jan 18, 2012 8:21 PM CST up reply actions  

yep,

there’s actually a big pile of steaming grossness just one thread down from here

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by DesertHawk on Jan 18, 2012 8:22 PM CST up reply actions  

I love the Chicago Blackhawks.

'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick

by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 8:17 PM CST reply actions  

Score goals, for Justice!!!!

^Blackhawks’

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by DesertHawk on Jan 18, 2012 8:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Kill him where it hurts...on the scoreboard.

If BIG LOUIS NIX was a Mississippi Blues Man, he'd be Jellyroll T-Bone McPorkchop, ‘cuz he's all meat, with just a little bit of sweet.

Jonathan Toews will eat your baby if it means two points.

Viva El Churro! El Churro lo ve todo!

by KrilDog on Jan 18, 2012 8:19 PM CST up reply actions  

My thoughts exactly.

I’d love to see Jelly dip his balls on Kaleta after all that shit he talked last fall.

Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.

by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Jan 18, 2012 8:23 PM CST up reply actions  

I wanna dip my balls in it!

There are some who call me........Tim?

Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!

Fuck Radim Vrbata.

by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 18, 2012 8:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes. This scenario is acceptable to me.

If BIG LOUIS NIX was a Mississippi Blues Man, he'd be Jellyroll T-Bone McPorkchop, ‘cuz he's all meat, with just a little bit of sweet.

Jonathan Toews will eat your baby if it means two points.

Viva El Churro! El Churro lo ve todo!

by KrilDog on Jan 18, 2012 8:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Kruger needs one. Get it back, mijo.

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by JuliaM on Jan 18, 2012 8:19 PM CST reply actions  

He’s been extra awful this game

Second City Hockey
June 9, 2010

by Killion on Jan 18, 2012 8:20 PM CST up reply actions  

it was so depressing

when we wasn’t arrested and got back on the air.

Whatcha got there? Words?

by pointmesouth on Jan 18, 2012 8:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Listening to Mike Milbury is like eating rotted liver.

'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick

by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 8:20 PM CST reply actions  

And then heating your head up in a microwave.

'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick

by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 8:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I've opted for

It’s Always Sunny in Philidelphia On Demand for my douche-Bury free intermission :)

by BodomSlayer on Jan 18, 2012 8:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Would that be so bad?

Considering the pretty much mandatory decapitation, I don’t think I’d mind my head being microwaved too much.

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by DesertHawk on Jan 18, 2012 8:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Nah

Don’t do so well with the whole beginning part of that movie.

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by DesertHawk on Jan 18, 2012 8:26 PM CST up reply actions  

dont blame you

anyways he breaks the window in the microwave and sticks the dudes head in it and the end.

by putmeinthemadhouse on Jan 18, 2012 8:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Would it still run?

I guess so, the sensors are around the frame, right?

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by DesertHawk on Jan 18, 2012 8:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Punch in number five early.

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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 18, 2012 8:20 PM CST reply actions  

rookies scoring

pierre fawning
another goalie debate

the usual

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-lN7V4_Gx0
"I know, Chicago will be cold, tomorrow,
Let's cash in on our thin blood and have another one."

by Chels Dag on Jan 18, 2012 8:23 PM CST up reply actions  

haha that ryhmes

i’m drunk

Give me the wrench....because F*CK him

by sapper16 on Jan 18, 2012 8:25 PM CST up reply actions  

excellent

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-lN7V4_Gx0
"I know, Chicago will be cold, tomorrow,
Let's cash in on our thin blood and have another one."

by Chels Dag on Jan 18, 2012 8:26 PM CST up reply actions  

and Kruger

but it didn’t count because of the refs intent to blow a call

I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down

by AngryGiant on Jan 18, 2012 8:25 PM CST up reply actions  

hayes off a beauty of a pass from bruno

would have been a kruger goal off an awesome play by shaw, but intent to blow came into play

by putmeinthemadhouse on Jan 18, 2012 8:25 PM CST up reply actions  

the refs screwing us on a good goal

but we are still up by 2 so that’s a plus

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by stacie7 on Jan 18, 2012 8:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Humpty didn't hump.

'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick

by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 8:27 PM CST reply actions  

kane didn't shoot

he’s done!

Give me the wrench....because F*CK him

by sapper16 on Jan 18, 2012 8:27 PM CST reply actions  

Pominville

is trying to get his team the win

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by DesertHawk on Jan 18, 2012 8:27 PM CST reply actions  

Good thing his name isn't Toews.

Or I’d be worried.

There are some who call me........Tim?

Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!

Fuck Radim Vrbata.

by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 18, 2012 8:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Strong 20 minutes. Let's finish strong.

And more goals!

Where you goin? Nowhere!

by BlackhawksFan22 on Jan 18, 2012 8:27 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Hey guys, Crow doesn't need this much work.

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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 18, 2012 8:28 PM CST reply actions  

this

and neither does my heart

Give me the wrench....because F*CK him

by sapper16 on Jan 18, 2012 8:29 PM CST up reply actions  

I KNOW.

ugh

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by JuliaM on Jan 18, 2012 8:30 PM CST up reply actions  

to think we almost traded for that guy

I wanted the Packers to win the Super Bowl, Megan!

by hairhelmet on Jan 18, 2012 8:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Maybe Mayers

really didn’t want him on the team…

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by DesertHawk on Jan 18, 2012 8:31 PM CST up reply actions  

job security

I wanted the Packers to win the Super Bowl, Megan!

by hairhelmet on Jan 18, 2012 8:31 PM CST up reply actions  

BLIND

God they had ANOTHER missed TMM?

So long and thanks for all the fish.

by _lotus on Jan 18, 2012 8:30 PM CST reply actions  

they are too busy watching shaw.

and making sure he doesn’t get any more points

by JMoney19 on Jan 18, 2012 8:31 PM CST up reply actions  

BOOM

So long and thanks for all the fish.

by _lotus on Jan 18, 2012 8:31 PM CST reply actions  

RAT!

Give me the wrench....because F*CK him

by sapper16 on Jan 18, 2012 8:31 PM CST reply actions  

With the cheese!

'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick

by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 8:32 PM CST up reply actions  

dj greyhound

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by JuliaM on Jan 18, 2012 8:32 PM CST reply actions  

TROLLAND!

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Fuck Radim Vrbata.

by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 18, 2012 8:32 PM CST reply actions  

Rat!

'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick

by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 8:32 PM CST reply actions  

Hey Doc. Bolland just scored. Wake up.

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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 18, 2012 8:32 PM CST reply actions  

BOLLAND SAYS FUCK YOU BUFFALO!

If BIG LOUIS NIX was a Mississippi Blues Man, he'd be Jellyroll T-Bone McPorkchop, ‘cuz he's all meat, with just a little bit of sweet.

Jonathan Toews will eat your baby if it means two points.

Viva El Churro! El Churro lo ve todo!

by KrilDog on Jan 18, 2012 8:32 PM CST reply actions  

I think he said

Ho Hum just another day at the office

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by stacie7 on Jan 18, 2012 8:33 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

That's

probably more accurate

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by DesertHawk on Jan 18, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions  

The rat!

Top shelf!

Where you goin? Nowhere!

by BlackhawksFan22 on Jan 18, 2012 8:32 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

they should force Leino to watch that pass

over and over and over and compare it to his earlier that allowed to hoss goal

by JMoney19 on Jan 18, 2012 8:32 PM CST reply actions  

It's a good thing that man's a hockey player

cause he’d make one damn fine serial killer.

Templeton Rye'd the Lightning.

by Smokin Herb Grigsby on Jan 18, 2012 8:32 PM CST reply actions  

JUNGLE DRUMS!!! JUNGLE DRUMS!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-lN7V4_Gx0
"I know, Chicago will be cold, tomorrow,
Let's cash in on our thin blood and have another one."

by Chels Dag on Jan 18, 2012 8:32 PM CST reply actions  

I'd like to tack a rider onto this bill

since we got utterly screwed on a goal, would like to amend the goals required to 4 for this game only

Give me the wrench....because F*CK him

by sapper16 on Jan 18, 2012 8:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Bolland is winning faceoffs and scoring goals.

The police have been notified of a possible crime scene.

'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick

by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 8:32 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

who got hurt?

I wanted the Packers to win the Super Bowl, Megan!

by hairhelmet on Jan 18, 2012 8:33 PM CST up reply actions  

He was happy Hayes got an assist,

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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 18, 2012 8:33 PM CST up reply actions  

My blood froze

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-lN7V4_Gx0
"I know, Chicago will be cold, tomorrow,
Let's cash in on our thin blood and have another one."

by Chels Dag on Jan 18, 2012 8:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Every time Bolland smiles, an angel loses its wings.

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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 18, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions  

'He's a tremendous player, that Jonathan Toews'.

Doc Emerick, providing intelligent analysis since 1970.

'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick

by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 8:34 PM CST reply actions  

hold the puck much

So long and thanks for all the fish.

by _lotus on Jan 18, 2012 8:34 PM CST reply actions  

Ello all!

Rt?A) Lurking as the game is on NBC
B) Grats on embarassing Millers shite of a team. Did he start?
C)That. Fucking. Song! :(

by VorAbaddon on Jan 18, 2012 8:34 PM CST reply actions  

Miller didn't start.

There are some who call me........Tim?

Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!

Fuck Radim Vrbata.

by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 18, 2012 8:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Miller did not start.

If BIG LOUIS NIX was a Mississippi Blues Man, he'd be Jellyroll T-Bone McPorkchop, ‘cuz he's all meat, with just a little bit of sweet.

Jonathan Toews will eat your baby if it means two points.

Viva El Churro! El Churro lo ve todo!

by KrilDog on Jan 18, 2012 8:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey

Did you know? Miller, he didn’t start.

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by DesertHawk on Jan 18, 2012 8:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh, oh well. He still had to look on in shame. Good enough.

by VorAbaddon on Jan 18, 2012 8:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Even the crowd was moaning about it

He should have been hit for a Penalty for playing with a broken stick

Rule 10.3
A player without a stick may participate in the game. A player whose stick is broken may participate in the game provided he drops the broken stick. A minor penalty shall be imposed for an infraction of this rule.

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JUNGLE DRUMS!!! JUNGLE DRUMS!!!

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 19, 2012 6:00 AM CST up reply actions  

Doc: Might be an odd man rush

In his defense, a 2 on three is odd.

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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 18, 2012 8:35 PM CST reply actions  

I noticed

whenever he says that…it’s rarely an odd man rush.

There are some who call me........Tim?

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Fuck Radim Vrbata.

by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 18, 2012 8:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Maybe he just thinks

one of the players in the rush looks funny.

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by DesertHawk on Jan 18, 2012 8:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Leddy +3 for the game so far; let's keep it going!

Working his way back to breakeven, one Assist at a time!

"Behold the pale horse. The man who sat on him was Death... and Hell followed with him."

by Flipper76 on Jan 18, 2012 8:37 PM CST reply actions  

Clownstorm!

Give me the wrench....because F*CK him

by sapper16 on Jan 18, 2012 8:38 PM CST reply actions  

am I the only one

not seein the pic?

Give me the wrench....because F*CK him

by sapper16 on Jan 18, 2012 8:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Listen Bubs...hear that?

Sounds of the whispering winds of shit.

There are some who call me........Tim?

Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!

Fuck Radim Vrbata.

by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 18, 2012 8:41 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Nope

Can’t see it either

See if you can guess what I am now.

by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 18, 2012 8:47 PM CST up reply actions  

SOPAd!

So long and thanks for all the fish.

by _lotus on Jan 18, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions  

oh c'mon. score on this one.

There are some who call me........Tim?

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Fuck Radim Vrbata.

by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 18, 2012 8:38 PM CST reply actions  

And it begins.

'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick

by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 8:38 PM CST reply actions  

Brrrrrr cold cold cold

So long and thanks for all the fish.

by _lotus on Jan 18, 2012 8:38 PM CST reply actions  

Double Clown SHoes.

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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 18, 2012 8:38 PM CST reply actions  

5 on 3

Jungle drums possible in under 2 minutes.

by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 18, 2012 8:38 PM CST reply actions  

5 on 3

can we do the get-kane-a-goal play?

by oregon_hawk on Jan 18, 2012 8:38 PM CST reply actions  

One too many, Humpty.

'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick

by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 8:39 PM CST reply actions  

If we don't score here, no way we win this thing.

no way.

I wanted the Packers to win the Super Bowl, Megan!

by hairhelmet on Jan 18, 2012 8:39 PM CST reply actions  

WOW

That was quick

So long and thanks for all the fish.

by _lotus on Jan 18, 2012 8:39 PM CST reply actions  

Here we go

How do you fix the pp? Get a long 5 on 3

Where you goin? Nowhere!

by BlackhawksFan22 on Jan 18, 2012 8:39 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

THERE IT IS.

There are some who call me........Tim?

Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!

Fuck Radim Vrbata.

by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 18, 2012 8:39 PM CST reply actions  

MARVELOUS!

'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick

by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 8:39 PM CST reply actions  

Cap'n says I got a bus to catch

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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 18, 2012 8:39 PM CST reply actions  

MARVELOUS!

'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick

by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 8:39 PM CST reply actions  

OH lord.

Plenty of time for the other power play now.

by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 18, 2012 8:39 PM CST reply actions  

YOU KNOW IT!

Give me the wrench....because F*CK him

by sapper16 on Jan 18, 2012 8:39 PM CST reply actions  

we want seven

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by JuliaM on Jan 18, 2012 8:39 PM CST reply actions  

OH CAPTAIN, MY CAPTAIN!

If BIG LOUIS NIX was a Mississippi Blues Man, he'd be Jellyroll T-Bone McPorkchop, ‘cuz he's all meat, with just a little bit of sweet.

Jonathan Toews will eat your baby if it means two points.

Viva El Churro! El Churro lo ve todo!

by KrilDog on Jan 18, 2012 8:39 PM CST reply actions  

oh man

toews just FINISHED HIM

by oregon_hawk on Jan 18, 2012 8:39 PM CST reply actions  

JUNGLE DRUMS!!! JUNGLE DRUMS!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-lN7V4_Gx0
"I know, Chicago will be cold, tomorrow,
Let's cash in on our thin blood and have another one."

by Chels Dag on Jan 18, 2012 8:40 PM CST reply actions  

More Clown Shoes.

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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 18, 2012 8:40 PM CST reply actions  

How did Bickell score two goals tonight?

He isn’t even playing. Way to go NBC.

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by stacie7 on Jan 18, 2012 8:40 PM CST reply actions  

that was funny

Poor Travis

Ver™

by ccm on Jan 18, 2012 8:45 PM CST via iPhone app up reply actions  

You caught that too?

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by stacie7 on Jan 18, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions  

yep

NBC posted a pic of Bicks and said it was his second goal of the night

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by stacie7 on Jan 18, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions  

OH lawd

photo cap of it

So long and thanks for all the fish.

by _lotus on Jan 18, 2012 8:46 PM CST up reply actions  

I could possibly see making a mistake with a lesser known player

but the captain of the team who is one of the major stars? Get it together.

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by stacie7 on Jan 18, 2012 8:47 PM CST up reply actions  

apparently Toews is now lord byron

I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down

by AngryGiant on Jan 18, 2012 8:40 PM CST reply actions  

Wasn't someone bitching earlier

about the score of detroit and buffalo? i think we made up for it now

by JMoney19 on Jan 18, 2012 8:40 PM CST reply actions  

The storm of a clown...

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by hairhelmet on Jan 18, 2012 8:41 PM CST reply actions  

Shaw Smash!

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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 18, 2012 8:42 PM CST reply actions  

Shaw

Crashin like a mofo

Nymphin' Ain't Easy Fly Fishing
Back off man, I'm a scientist

by BigCSouthside on Jan 18, 2012 8:42 PM CST reply actions  

anyone think that smith

is feeling more pressure now that hayes and shaw are performing so well?

by JMoney19 on Jan 18, 2012 8:43 PM CST reply actions  

nah

Smith’s a different kind of player

all right, this isn't going to be big on dignity

by boldmatter on Jan 18, 2012 8:46 PM CST up reply actions  

?…. Sonic…. Car insurance…. makessense, I think…

by VorAbaddon on Jan 18, 2012 8:45 PM CST reply actions  

Memories with they commercial

Too bad I tossed out my sega genesis a long time ago

Where you goin? Nowhere!

by BlackhawksFan22 on Jan 18, 2012 8:46 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Oh why

Levels on Sonic seemed to never end

by JPSoprano80 on Jan 18, 2012 8:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Hammer skates smooth, like kilted Yak in heat.

I wanted the Packers to win the Super Bowl, Megan!

by hairhelmet on Jan 18, 2012 8:47 PM CST reply actions  

Funny. I associate Jimmy Hayes with a yak. Yakattack.

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by JuliaM on Jan 18, 2012 8:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Yakity Yak Hayes scored that

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by stacie7 on Jan 18, 2012 8:48 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Heh

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by JuliaM on Jan 18, 2012 8:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't like to bitch about officiating.

But I’m about to do what I don’t like.

'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick

by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 8:48 PM CST reply actions  

let them keep it there

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by stacie7 on Jan 18, 2012 8:49 PM CST up reply actions  

I got riled...

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by DesertHawk on Jan 18, 2012 8:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep, me too

out of character.

See if you can guess what I am now.

by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 18, 2012 8:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Not for me.

I tend to react poorly to having opinions I share being associated with the National Socialist German Worker’s Party.

by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 18, 2012 8:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Especially considering my family's heritage.

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by DesertHawk on Jan 18, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Hating on the Local 129, eh?

/whatsthesarcasmfonthere

by VorAbaddon on Jan 18, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Made me laugh

Hockee Night @hockeenight
Jagger has moves like Shaw. #ShawFacts

So long and thanks for all the fish.

by _lotus on Jan 18, 2012 8:49 PM CST reply actions  

Holy fucking Crow!

'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick

by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 8:50 PM CST reply actions  

I feel really bad for Sabres fans.

My friend from Buffalo even went so far as saying that he would be ok if they traded his favorite player AHRM. I think their performance this year may be karma for the horribleness that was the Leino and Erhoff contracts.

by SludgeFeast on Jan 18, 2012 8:53 PM CST reply actions  

well, it must suck

to see your team gut out wins and playoffs berths for years and then FINALLY, someone comes in and is willing to spend and BOOM, nothing.

all right, this isn't going to be big on dignity

by boldmatter on Jan 18, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Marvel is feeling the back of the net.

'It's the Chicago Blackhawks, man!' -Jeremy freaking Roenick

by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 8:54 PM CST reply actions  

Dear #2:

Please don’t make those passes.

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by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 8:55 PM CST reply actions  

Too much effort.

"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." ~gmh

by Steeg of their own on Jan 18, 2012 8:57 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I'd rather they didn't.

My ears can only bleed so long before I pass out.

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by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 8:57 PM CST reply actions  

Hawks! two more minutes. Game not over.

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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 18, 2012 8:57 PM CST reply actions  

as far as I'm concerned

it’s a 7-2 game

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by JuliaM on Jan 18, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Agreed

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by DesertHawk on Jan 18, 2012 8:59 PM CST up reply actions  

But but but

The disallowed goal can be a perfect excuse!

by SludgeFeast on Jan 18, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions  

No need to tempt the hockey gods.

Last time we used a pantsing of Vancouver for DLR and then…well yea…I don’t need to go there again.

by BodomSlayer on Jan 18, 2012 9:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I've noticed a distinct lack of Frolik's trademark move

The horrible angle wrister. Nice. I think he might have done one in the 1st period, but that’s it (?). I approve.

by SludgeFeast on Jan 18, 2012 8:58 PM CST reply actions  

The one thing I dont' like about satelite

Is not being able to listen to the radio call the game.

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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 18, 2012 8:59 PM CST reply actions  

The nhl keeps an archive of radio calls. I don't know the address, but you should be able to find all the radio online.

"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." ~gmh

by Steeg of their own on Jan 18, 2012 9:01 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Toews for Hart, Toews for Selke, Toews for Richard.

"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." ~gmh

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Toews for President!

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by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 18, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

New way to settle ties and get rid of the Shoot Out

Captain v Captain staring contest.

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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 18, 2012 9:43 PM CST up reply actions  

YAYYAYAYAYAYA

So long and thanks for all the fish.

by _lotus on Jan 18, 2012 8:59 PM CST reply actions  

Great job tonight boys

You did what you were supposed to. now cut out the stupid breakaways and defensive lapses, Kane, figure out where the other team’s net is, and let’skeep moving forward

by JMoney19 on Jan 18, 2012 9:00 PM CST reply actions  

Right. Glad for two points and a breather game. But in the words of Han Solo

Great, Kid. Don’t get cocky.

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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 18, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Trade Crow.

We need a shoot-out goaltender with a glove hand.

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by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 9:00 PM CST reply actions  

I'm assuming this is a new meme...

but isn’t Crow good at shootouts?

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by DesertHawk on Jan 18, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions  

And his glove hand is excellent.

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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 18, 2012 9:02 PM CST up reply actions  

can someone please tell me what

meme means

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by sapper16 on Jan 18, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Meme

meme/mēm/
Noun:

An element of a culture or behavior that may be passed from one individual to another by nongenetic means, esp. imitation.
An image, video, etc. that is passed electronically from one Internet user to another.

by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 18, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions  

thanks

Give me the wrench....because F*CK him

by sapper16 on Jan 18, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Toews #1 star

Shaw #2

I wanted the Packers to win the Super Bowl, Megan!

by hairhelmet on Jan 18, 2012 9:01 PM CST reply actions  

Should be this

But Lotus has what it really was. Crazy.

by SludgeFeast on Jan 18, 2012 9:02 PM CST up reply actions  

truly

I wanted the Packers to win the Super Bowl, Megan!

by hairhelmet on Jan 18, 2012 9:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Shaw Duncs Hayes

So long and thanks for all the fish.

by _lotus on Jan 18, 2012 9:01 PM CST reply actions  

Way to start off an interview with a Hart candidate by referencing last year's failure, Pierre.

Your douchitude is without border.

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by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 9:01 PM CST reply actions  

'Hawks win!

Sorry I was late to the party!

by Missing M on Jan 18, 2012 9:01 PM CST reply actions  

Be late every game from now on.

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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 18, 2012 9:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll see what I can do

I didn’t come online because I didn’t want to jinx anything.

by Missing M on Jan 18, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions  

I also like this tradition.

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by DesertHawk on Jan 18, 2012 9:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Me, too

Especially since it usually means a Hawks victory.

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by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 18, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions  

It's one of my favorite things about hockey, no kidding.

It’s not just me that loves goalies, all the players love goalies!

"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." ~gmh

by Steeg of their own on Jan 18, 2012 9:09 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Thanks for making my Wednesday, Hawks.

You’re the cat’s PJ’s.

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by 10thMountainFire on Jan 18, 2012 9:03 PM CST reply actions  

So we just went from 5th to 1st

Scary Western Conference

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by stacie7 on Jan 18, 2012 9:04 PM CST reply actions  

I need a drink

See if you can guess what I am now.

by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 18, 2012 9:06 PM CST up reply actions  

You need a four position jump as an excuse for a drink? I am disappoint.

"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." ~gmh

by Steeg of their own on Jan 18, 2012 9:11 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

So after the Shaw goal

Did anyone else see Kane skate straight to the bench and not celebrate the goal? or was that just me?

by SludgeFeast on Jan 18, 2012 9:07 PM CST reply actions  

Missed that

He needs to get his head straight

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by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 18, 2012 9:08 PM CST up reply actions  

OK who is this?

Panda jersey

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by stacie7 on Jan 18, 2012 9:08 PM CST reply actions  

haha

I want to cry foul, but…Panda. Even my mom calls him that.

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by JuliaM on Jan 18, 2012 9:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Has to be someone familiar with SCH

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by stacie7 on Jan 18, 2012 9:09 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah I know

I’m just really in love with that nickname.

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by JuliaM on Jan 18, 2012 9:10 PM CST up reply actions  

That is awesome.

There are some who call me........Tim?

Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!

Fuck Radim Vrbata.

by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 18, 2012 9:09 PM CST up reply actions  

that's awesome

Give me the wrench....because F*CK him

by sapper16 on Jan 18, 2012 9:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Final Stats

Shots: BUF-27, CHI-35 (Toews 6, Shaw Hoss 4, Duncs Seabs Kane 3, Jelly Ben Smith! Fro 2, OD Bruno Kruger Stals Bolly Hayes)
Hits: BUF-17, CHI-16 (Kruger Shaw 4, Hayes 2, Duncs Jelly OD Leddy Ben Smith! Fro)
Giveaways: BUF-3, CHI-3 (Jelly Seabs Hoss)
Takeaways: BUF-5, CHI-12 (Toews 3, Duncs Leddy 2, Seabs Bruno Bolly Fro Hoss)
Blocked Shots: BUF-14, CHI-9 (Duncs 3, Seabs 2, Jelly Bolly Shaw Fro)
Attempts Blocked: BUF-9, CHI-14 (Fro 3, Seabs Leddy Toews 2, Monty Kruger Shaw Hoss Kane)
Missed Shots: BUF-5, CHI-8 (OD 3, Stals 2, Leddy Hoss Kane)
Faceoffs: BUF-38%, CHI-62%

Kruger 2/4 50%
Toews 11/17 65%
Mayers 6/9 67%
Bolly 8/13 62%
Shaw 2/5 40%
Kaner 2/2 100%

by girlphoenix on Jan 18, 2012 9:08 PM CST reply actions  

what the fuck pierre

what kind of a loaded question is that

by putmeinthemadhouse on Jan 18, 2012 9:08 PM CST reply actions  

If 4 teams from the Central could make the playoffs.

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by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 18, 2012 9:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, alrite

See, I muted it when he asked that question so I just assumed. My bads.

There are some who call me........Tim?

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by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 18, 2012 9:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Fuck MM in the mouth with a flamethrower

I wanted the Packers to win the Super Bowl, Megan!

by hairhelmet on Jan 18, 2012 9:11 PM CST up reply actions  

I guess I meant Pierre

but it couldn’t hurt to do the same to MIlbury as a precaution.

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by hairhelmet on Jan 18, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Pierre is about as big a waste of space as there is.

And that is saying a lot because he is not a very big guy.

by lobster on Jan 18, 2012 9:15 PM CST up reply actions  

AW KANER LOOKS SO SADDDDD

Shut up, Milbury.

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by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 18, 2012 9:10 PM CST reply actions  

So ummm

Second period thread. Can we just have a thunderdome?

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by BigCSouthside on Jan 18, 2012 9:11 PM CST reply actions  

I'd rather have a group hug

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by stacie7 on Jan 18, 2012 9:12 PM CST up reply actions  

I see we had the same idea

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by stacie7 on Jan 18, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions  

That locks it up

I’m in

Functional SCH Addict

by Flavius on Jan 18, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Yummy

See if you can guess what I am now.

by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 18, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions  

I like your direction.

"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." ~gmh

by Steeg of their own on Jan 18, 2012 9:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Yes.

There are some who call me........Tim?

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Fuck Radim Vrbata.

by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 18, 2012 9:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Can't pee dirty

Fired instantly.
And this job lets me watch hockey at work.

by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 18, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep

That’s a keeper

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by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 18, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions  

However, I'm self-employed

so I can just wreck havoc on my body. But then my wife would kill me.

See if you can guess what I am now.

by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 18, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions  

so I need to cut back on the LSD in the kool-aid too

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by stacie7 on Jan 18, 2012 9:17 PM CST up reply actions  

It's fat soluble

and if other posters are to be believed, I’m a fat ugly stupid Nazi. So that won’t cut it.

by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 18, 2012 9:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey I'm the Nazi.... go get your own

defunct extremist political party
/pouts

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by DesertHawk on Jan 18, 2012 9:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Works for me.

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by DesertHawk on Jan 18, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Sounds like I may need to make some "special" brownies

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by stacie7 on Jan 18, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions  

We could combine the two

Two Posters enter and Hug, one Poster leaves.

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by DesertHawk on Jan 18, 2012 9:15 PM CST up reply actions  

the other one feels empty and confused

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by stacie7 on Jan 18, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Ugh. Too peaceful. Break out the Empire-Rebellion short-sortie space fighters. Sigh.

"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." ~gmh

by Steeg of their own on Jan 18, 2012 9:14 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

The rebellion didn't really have any shor-sortie

fighters, with the exception of the A-Wing I think they all had hyperdrives…. and I’m pretty sure the A-Wing eventually got upgraded as well.
/nerd’d

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by DesertHawk on Jan 18, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't contain the inner nerd, I like it!

"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." ~gmh

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slow clap

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by JuliaM on Jan 18, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I like Star Fighters....

Favorite books out of the Expanded Universe are the ones in The X-Wing series.

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by DesertHawk on Jan 18, 2012 9:19 PM CST up reply actions  

I always preferred

the B-wing fighters myself.

"Make the bastard chase you, he will follow."

by RaoulDuke27 on Jan 18, 2012 10:15 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

With all the nerd-flag flying in here

the Hawks must have won.

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by hairhelmet on Jan 18, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions  

in a nailbiter

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by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 18, 2012 9:19 PM CST up reply actions  

stupid waved off goal

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by stacie7 on Jan 18, 2012 9:20 PM CST up reply actions  

What causes rule changes?

Cause if there’s one that should be changed Intent to Blow is it, in my mind.

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by DesertHawk on Jan 18, 2012 9:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep

You either did blow it or didn’t. Shouldn’t matter until the whistle sounds.

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by stacie7 on Jan 18, 2012 9:22 PM CST up reply actions  

That's what I tell my wife

Ba-da-bing!

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by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 18, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Sticktap

you’re welcome.

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by DesertHawk on Jan 18, 2012 9:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I agree.

This is not the first time a good goal has been called off because of “intent to blow”

by lobster on Jan 18, 2012 9:24 PM CST up reply actions  

But this may be one of the more egregious examples

because there was simply nothing there for the ref to blow dead. The refs should be as suspend-able as the players for harming the integrity of the game.

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by hairhelmet on Jan 18, 2012 9:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Hahaha

That’ll help the image of the league ;)

by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 18, 2012 9:29 PM CST up reply actions  

I likey

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by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 18, 2012 9:30 PM CST up reply actions  

John Scott would finally be useful!

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by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 18, 2012 9:31 PM CST up reply actions  

That would be the end of Intent to Blow

and the start of Intent to Swallow (whistles)

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by hairhelmet on Jan 18, 2012 9:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Everyone hates Intent to Blow.

Until that glorious moment when your team saves a goal, and intent to blow saves the game. I puke it like of pickled thing. I see it like all fickle reffing. Refs blow on some, they’re right on most.

I recall the feeling of intent to blow going against the Hawks, but at a certain level, them’s the way the cookie crumbles.

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by Steeg of their own on Jan 18, 2012 9:34 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I was wondering whether I was stroking and getting some sort of aphasia. Yes, do tell.

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by JuliaM on Jan 18, 2012 9:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Stupid phone voice recorder. .

Sitting in an airport. Sorry if my text reads weird.

"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." ~gmh

by Steeg of their own on Jan 18, 2012 9:38 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

No. Not at all. Made perfect sense

excuse me while I go huff some more paint

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by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 18, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions  

I get the feeling you're mocking me.

Not cool, dude. Limited resources.

"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." ~gmh

by Steeg of their own on Jan 18, 2012 9:42 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

So...

did Brouwer end up killing Borque?

by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 18, 2012 9:22 PM CST reply actions  

nope hendricks did

or whatever his name is.

looked like borque won the fight anyways or at least it was a tie

by putmeinthemadhouse on Jan 18, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions  

No

Hendricks tried, though. And not successfully

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by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 18, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Nah

Matt Hendricks kind of flailed at him, but that’s it.

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by JuliaM on Jan 18, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions  

I believe it was mentioned in the 2nd Period thread

if you dare to tread there.

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by DesertHawk on Jan 18, 2012 9:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Hell no.

I would be better off going through the mines of moria than that.

Just thought I would bring it up. So far they aren’t quite as funny but I like the idea.

by lobster on Jan 18, 2012 9:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Well they are both inhabited by trolls

so I can understand your trepidation.

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by DesertHawk on Jan 18, 2012 9:30 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Bruins fans are nuts

Overreact much?

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by stacie7 on Jan 18, 2012 9:26 PM CST reply actions  

Next time we play Boston

John Scott + Silly String in the stands = comedy gold for meathead bloodlust.

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by hairhelmet on Jan 18, 2012 9:31 PM CST up reply actions  

ahhahaha

that is a really funny mental image

by putmeinthemadhouse on Jan 18, 2012 9:31 PM CST up reply actions  

I used to live near Tampa and the fans are fairly tame. Good to see some of the Lightening loyal stand up for their mascot.

by aeroplane on Jan 19, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions  

he be aight

one sick nasty pat kane black magic midfuck goal, and hes gonna make it rain so hard the rest of the league is gonna build an Ark

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by BigCSouthside on Jan 18, 2012 9:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Damn

He better kill a chicken or something

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by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 18, 2012 9:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh yeah, instaflec

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by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 18, 2012 9:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Rockford

Clearly all the Rockford scoring is up in the bigs right now. Went to the game here in San Antonio on Saturday night, and they seem pretty uninterested on offense. Smith had a goal on a redirect. Morin and Pirri were invisible, so much that at one point I had to look down and make sure he was even still playing. True story.

by devildog29 on Jan 18, 2012 9:31 PM CST reply actions  

Toews-Hayes, it sounds similar

If you must scream to get noticed, maybe you should whisper instead

by Z-man24 on Jan 18, 2012 9:38 PM CST up reply actions  

they could have just put Bicks

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by stacie7 on Jan 18, 2012 9:39 PM CST up reply actions  

The press box

an epic shot

If you must scream to get noticed, maybe you should whisper instead

by Z-man24 on Jan 18, 2012 9:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Twice!

There are some who call me........Tim?

Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!

Fuck Radim Vrbata.

by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 18, 2012 9:44 PM CST up reply actions  

motherfudging fudgesticks

I fall asleep and miss a decent Hawks win and (apparently) an epic internet fight.. goddam timezones!

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 18, 2012 9:34 PM CST reply actions  

I know.

made the mistake of saying “I’ll take a nap so I’m fresh for the game”.. cur conkout/now wide awake in the wee hours

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 18, 2012 9:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, we had the Nazis

and now we know where the IRA was.

I wanted the Packers to win the Super Bowl, Megan!

by hairhelmet on Jan 18, 2012 9:36 PM CST up reply actions  

dang, just read that thread

hell of nasty shit all up ins!

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 18, 2012 9:51 PM CST up reply actions  

not this one

t’other one.. and you’d be pretty blameless!

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 18, 2012 9:53 PM CST up reply actions  

mmm.

that it did.

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 18, 2012 9:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Shouldn't it be

Motherfecking fecksticks?

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by DesertHawk on Jan 18, 2012 9:45 PM CST up reply actions  

probably...

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 18, 2012 9:52 PM CST up reply actions  

This is how the TV tells me Irish people talk...

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by DesertHawk on Jan 18, 2012 9:55 PM CST up reply actions  

too much Father Ted!

although, to be honest, that show is close to reality

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 18, 2012 9:57 PM CST up reply actions  

nah..

I’ll take it from our cousins across the pond.. if you were English, on the other hand (Rolls up sleeves, hands coat to bystander)

/blows kiss at saskjet/

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 18, 2012 10:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Fuck the English.

But the famine is the reason I exist, so I can’t be too upset with it. Only reason my mom’s side crossed over.

by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 18, 2012 10:05 PM CST up reply actions  

and the only wear green felt and they dine exclusively on potatoes

I wanted the Packers to win the Super Bowl, Megan!

by hairhelmet on Jan 18, 2012 9:57 PM CST up reply actions  

and soda bread

See if you can guess what I am now.

by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 18, 2012 9:58 PM CST up reply actions  

potato farls

are where the cool kids are at (no not a typo)

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 18, 2012 10:01 PM CST up reply actions  

What tha....?

See if you can guess what I am now.

by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 18, 2012 10:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Ya know, that doesn't sound half bad.

My wife is Jewish, so I get a shitload of latkes from her family. These are like mashed latkes.

See if you can guess what I am now.

by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 18, 2012 10:08 PM CST up reply actions  

yup..

same sorta thing. EXCELLENT hangover food..

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 18, 2012 10:09 PM CST up reply actions  

.

No Shagga, No Dagga

by Saskjet on Jan 18, 2012 10:01 PM CST up reply actions  

...

image 7

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 18, 2012 10:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Mostly #5

See if you can guess what I am now.

by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 18, 2012 10:24 PM CST up reply actions  

'sokay

another Quaalude, she’ll be back.

See if you can guess what I am now.

by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 18, 2012 10:26 PM CST up reply actions  

no, the cops just dropped the monkeys off

seems there was a “faeces throwing” incident in the bar.. I’ve sent them to bed with a big glass of water

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 18, 2012 10:29 PM CST up reply actions  

HAWKS WIN HAWKS WIN!!!

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by Hawkynite! on Jan 18, 2012 9:38 PM CST reply actions  

Holy shit!

I just saw the VW commercial with the dogs barking the Imperial March from Star Wars. That is some hilarious shit. I choked on my beverage.

See if you can guess what I am now.

by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 18, 2012 9:57 PM CST reply actions  

Jungle Drums Bitches!

DLR

SCH moderator. I'm the nice one. Really, I am. (you can quit laughing now)

by stacie7 on Jan 18, 2012 10:01 PM CST reply actions  

triple A?

then I’ I’d have to tow cars, wouldn.t I?

by puttinonthefoilcoach on Jan 18, 2012 10:11 PM CST reply actions  

I suspect Triple-A

has different connotations in Far ’Murikey..

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 18, 2012 10:13 PM CST up reply actions  

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