or "Postcards From The Edge (of French Switzerland)"

While recently having a good rummage through a dumpster out the back of the United Center (a man has to eat) I discovered a large box, taped shut, with the words "Get rid of this!,SB" written on it. Naturally, being of an inquisitive nature, I opened it right away. It contained a blood-stained practice jersey with the name "Johnsson" on the back, thirty-eight Jordan Hendry bobbleheads and some postcards... postcards from the man absolutely no one calls "Le Roi" (except CNS)

(Please read in your best Pepe Le Pew/Hercule Poirot/The French Knight out of Monty Ptyhon "Outrageouz Hacczent")

SWISS ROLE

The first card is dated Oct 2010. There seems to be a slight misunderstanding on Huet's actual reason for going to Europe, which we'll put down a "Lost In Translation" issue rather than any skulduggery on Stan's part. Right?

ABSENCE MAKES THE HEART GROW FONDUE

The next example is from March of 2011, as the 'Hawks head for the Postseason and Huet heads for a Home and Home with Rapperswill (what a great name that is. Bathe in its glory by whispering it to yourself in the night.. Rapperswill..Rapperswill...)

CAN I ALP YOU?

With Marty "Swiss Cheese" Turco being gently show the exit during the 2011Offseason, it seems that word of a potential Goaltending vacancy had reached our Man In Romady... Not to mention a certain contract that had less than a year to run..

CHEESED OFF? OF QUARTZ HE IS!

The final card, written in unsteady hand, dates from January 2012. I'll let it speak for itself.

No Puns were harmed in the making of this Fanpost.