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All-Star Weekend Open Thread

That's a handsome man, have to be honest

Yep, we're taking a break too. So just use this as your thread for the Skills competition and game, if you're bored enough to watch either. In fact, I'll even waive the OT rules for this one.

My way your way anything goes in this thread.

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no?..how about now?

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 27, 2012 6:20 PM CST up reply actions  

LETS GO H--ummm shit...

Hi Bo—dammit!!
Go Hossa!!!!

100% Blackhawks Blood.

by DaHawx on Jan 27, 2012 6:22 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

FUCK PEKKA RINNE

And FUCK YOU, ALBERTS!

Functional SCH Addict

by Flavius on Jan 27, 2012 6:23 PM CST reply actions  

What to do, what to do,

watch All Star festivities or study for state boards?? This is a no brainer.

Study, study, study!

No worries, this was the plan all along!
SCH resident medicinal resource

by Tuke on Jan 27, 2012 6:32 PM CST reply actions  

Hossa

indeed

Hey! I take penumbrage at that!

by ratbite on Jan 27, 2012 10:26 PM CST up reply actions  

soooo cold.. so very, very cold..

man, can anyone spare a Bolland breakaway? Maybe Keith pinching? A Monty shot from the point? ANYTHING! Hook a brother up… I’ll even take a Crow rebound… the walls.. they’re closing in…

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 27, 2012 6:41 PM CST reply actions  

still nope

Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell you!

by Gozer the Traveler on Jan 27, 2012 6:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Gah,.fuckin Android

Do it yourself, “Kane Stanley Cup”

No Shagga, No Dagga

by Saskjet on Jan 27, 2012 6:55 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

leave C3P0 out of this...

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 27, 2012 6:56 PM CST up reply actions  

oh, aye..

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 27, 2012 7:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Trade Rumors

I continuously look over different sites, out of boredom and wonder, for trade rumors. Some seem legit, while others are dreamers.

Are there any sites out there that anyone would recommend? Ones that seem to have their head on straight.

"That blonde is unbelievable." -Kane

by JohnFG on Jan 27, 2012 6:48 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

While I wouldn't consider too many of them

to be spot on, some of the more legit writers/reporters over at mynhltraderumors.com have uncovered a legit piece of information at different times. You do have to rifle through all of the bullshit though. Other than that I just read through a lot of different articles, but over the years I have found a few people who are right a fraction of the time more than they are wrong. Good luck.

No worries, this was the plan all along!
SCH resident medicinal resource

by Tuke on Jan 27, 2012 6:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Thanks

That’s what I’ve come to find. Just read them as entertainment and nothing fact based.

"That blonde is unbelievable." -Kane

by JohnFG on Jan 27, 2012 7:01 PM CST up reply actions  

A guy named Mathesson covers Edm.

and his info usually has some truth to it I have found. He had mentioned the Kaberle / Spacek deal around a week before it went down earlier this season as well as the Penner to Kings deal before it occurred. His info though is usually geared more towards the Canadian teams. I’m yet to find even a semi reliable source for Hawks info.

He did report back around the circus trip and once or twice more recently that the Hawks were interested in Gagner, but who knows, so take it for what it’s worth.

No worries, this was the plan all along!
SCH resident medicinal resource

by Tuke on Jan 27, 2012 7:10 PM CST up reply actions  

oi!

back to the books, you!

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 27, 2012 7:18 PM CST up reply actions  

You sound like my wife.

No worries, this was the plan all along!
SCH resident medicinal resource

by Tuke on Jan 27, 2012 8:03 PM CST up reply actions  

The only site

That gets it right
This is it
The rest is shit

Hey! I take penumbrage at that!

by ratbite on Jan 27, 2012 10:28 PM CST up reply actions  

this

it’s fun to watch these guys have fun. and they’re really, really good at hockey.

Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell you!

by Gozer the Traveler on Jan 27, 2012 7:19 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't HATE the ASG for the most part.

The problem for me is that there is no hockey to watch in the mean time. I usually flip through most games in the evening and am addicted to the action. So this week is a killer for me. I understand it’s necessary for the NHL to do stuff like this and the guys get a break to dick around, but what about MY needs and feelings?

by vznutz81 on Jan 27, 2012 7:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Agree

There is a problem with outliving your enemies, it usually means that you have outlived your friends as well...
Honnor thy father - D. Vader (Robert Asprin, Myth series)

by burpchelischili on Jan 27, 2012 11:31 PM CST up reply actions  

'Cause all the cool kids are pissing on it

You ain’t cool, unless you pee your pants on the ASG.

SCH, a softer, kinder place to comment on violent sports.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Jan 29, 2012 12:02 AM CST up reply actions  

So...

I’m sitting here with my Goose on the rocks with a moonshine soaked cherry, listening to Google Music, watching the Bulls game out if the corner of my eye, and writing my 300th report for the week.

How’s everyone else doing? How ’bout them Bears?

See if you can guess what I am now.

by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 27, 2012 7:33 PM CST reply actions  

at home on a Friday night

no cigarettes, no booze.. cup of tea, Radar Brothers on the stereo and a book in hand.. rock and fucking roll!

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 27, 2012 7:34 PM CST up reply actions  

"Our ban

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 27, 2012 7:44 PM CST up reply actions  

friday night

writing cover letters, filling out what feels like my 500th job application, listening to my padora shuffle, and drinking delicious boxed wine.

awesome.

Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell you!

by Gozer the Traveler on Jan 27, 2012 7:48 PM CST up reply actions  

hey thanks,

i’m going after my first legitimate big-boy job after getting my degree.

need all the good wishes i can get.

Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell you!

by Gozer the Traveler on Jan 27, 2012 7:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Best of luck

I know it’s not easy right now.

See if you can guess what I am now.

by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 27, 2012 7:53 PM CST up reply actions  

No problem

and again good luck.

Im too lazy to make a signature

by BigHoss on Jan 27, 2012 7:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Good luck, Gozer!

Thank you, sir! May I have another?

by Badgerdano on Jan 27, 2012 8:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Best of luck man

Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?

by The Cup And Back Again on Jan 29, 2012 12:33 PM CST up reply actions  

and also

watching datsyuk highlight videos on youtube, i’m ashamed to admit.

Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell you!

by Gozer the Traveler on Jan 27, 2012 7:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I went and saw

“One for the Money” with my wife, and about 200 other women. I liked the movie, and the series of books it was based on is funny as Hell. If you can stand Romantic Comedy, (aka Chick-fic), I highly recommend Janet Evonovich’s books. Mrs burp gave it 4 Stars, I gave it 4 as well.

There is a problem with outliving your enemies, it usually means that you have outlived your friends as well...
Honnor thy father - D. Vader (Robert Asprin, Myth series)

by burpchelischili on Jan 27, 2012 11:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Yup,

We’ve been waiting very impatiently for a year! According to the interviews I have seen, JE had large input during casting, and Hiegle was the one who demanded it be made. KH shopped it around Hollyweird and when nobody bit, she backed it herself.

There is a problem with outliving your enemies, it usually means that you have outlived your friends as well...
Honnor thy father - D. Vader (Robert Asprin, Myth series)

by burpchelischili on Jan 28, 2012 7:38 AM CST up reply actions  

whoops

“Our Band Could Be Your Life” by Michael Azzerad. And it’s bloody marevellous.

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 27, 2012 7:45 PM CST reply actions  

and a Waylon.. geez

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 27, 2012 7:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Nice job and I thought it

was only Waylon and I who pull Waylons around here haha.

Im too lazy to make a signature

by BigHoss on Jan 27, 2012 7:47 PM CST up reply actions  

oh no...

Waylons for everyone.

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 27, 2012 7:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Another round of Waylons for everybody!

On the house

Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?

by The Cup And Back Again on Jan 29, 2012 12:34 PM CST up reply actions  

One of my favorite books on music.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-lN7V4_Gx0
"I know, Chicago will be cold, tomorrow,
Let's cash in on our thin blood and have another one."

by Chels Dag on Jan 27, 2012 11:43 PM CST up reply actions  

does send one scurrying to the record collection, doesn't it?

I’m on about my 50th trip through it..

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 28, 2012 8:14 AM CST up reply actions  

One of the four or five books

I brought with me to college. Whenever I read it, I scurry over to my speakers and start blasting the Replacements… every single time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-lN7V4_Gx0
"I know, Chicago will be cold, tomorrow,
Let's cash in on our thin blood and have another one."

by Chels Dag on Jan 28, 2012 12:49 PM CST up reply actions  

win!

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 28, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Thanks for the reminder

I forgot that this book even existed. I’ll have to track down a copy and read it.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."

by cdz3210 on Jan 28, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions  

it's out of print

but you’ll find it on Amazon or eBay

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 28, 2012 11:08 AM CST up reply actions  

or you could always check out the library.

I’m rediscovering my love for the public library

SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.
Giving up on even-handedness & politeness. Going for open contempt & disdain.

by ahnfire on Jan 28, 2012 12:11 PM CST up reply actions  

I know

I’m always afraid the next budget cut is going to get rid of our inter-library loan process. I was so sad when they stopped doing that at my library back home, but luckily the Queens library still does it.

SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.
Giving up on even-handedness & politeness. Going for open contempt & disdain.

by ahnfire on Jan 28, 2012 12:18 PM CST up reply actions  

ILLs in Texas were limited for awhile

but they changed the process (and the library in charge) so now it’s back and pretty much unlimited. The worst thing though is when you just can’t get the book: no one has it or they aren’t lending

by girlphoenix on Jan 28, 2012 12:22 PM CST up reply actions  

funny.

my favourite Library moment (and an eye opener) was back in High School: doing research for my Final History Project, my local travelling library (big van full of books that made its way round the villages) managed to obtain for me, in a little over a month, one of three existing translated copies of a Czech book.. from the University Of Texas at Austin.. impressive, no?

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 28, 2012 12:25 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm kinda impressed you got an ILL book from overseas

We don’t ever order out of state, though Texas is a huge state

by girlphoenix on Jan 28, 2012 12:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I was also impressed..

this being pre-interwebs days,.. and they let me take it out and everything!

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 28, 2012 12:30 PM CST up reply actions  

ohhh I love book-mobiles!

there used to be one that came to our apartment complex when I was growing up. I tried to stay on once but they caught me. Not that I did a good job of hiding, anyway.

SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.
Giving up on even-handedness & politeness. Going for open contempt & disdain.

by ahnfire on Jan 28, 2012 12:27 PM CST up reply actions  

heh!

I once contemplated doing the same thing!

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 28, 2012 12:31 PM CST up reply actions  

they're awesome

but I preferred our old bricks and mortar library: having it visit twice a week wasn’t enough!

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 28, 2012 12:34 PM CST up reply actions  

really?

they are a bit of a relic, I suppose…I wonder if any bookmobile programs still exist…

SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.
Giving up on even-handedness & politeness. Going for open contempt & disdain.

by ahnfire on Jan 28, 2012 12:35 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought those were where they thrived

because bookmobiles should have a cheaper overhead than a brick&mortar, no?

SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.
Giving up on even-handedness & politeness. Going for open contempt & disdain.

by ahnfire on Jan 28, 2012 1:17 PM CST up reply actions  

in Ireland, yes

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 28, 2012 12:37 PM CST up reply actions  

We still have one in Decatur, IL

I put 10.00 in Disel in it once a month. They were talking about getting rid of it due to rising gas costs, so one of the companies in town had a drive to pay for the gas. I started smoking a MUCH cheaper brand of cigarettes and signed up to donate 10$ a month for 5 years.

There is a problem with outliving your enemies, it usually means that you have outlived your friends as well...
Honnor thy father - D. Vader (Robert Asprin, Myth series)

by burpchelischili on Jan 28, 2012 4:25 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

man, when the public library doesn't have a book

I legit feel despondent. B&N doesn’t carry a lot of older books, and searching The Strand (while fun) is tiring.

SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.
Giving up on even-handedness & politeness. Going for open contempt & disdain.

by ahnfire on Jan 28, 2012 12:26 PM CST up reply actions  

It's not so much a big deal when my library doesn't have a book

because we’re a really small library, though pretty big when you consider how small the town/county/service area is

by girlphoenix on Jan 28, 2012 12:28 PM CST up reply actions  

If you can read on the puter,

or on an E-reader, try Project Gutenbug. It flat out rocks for older books. Best of all, it’s FREE. I am currently re-reading Great Expectations, and if I can stock up on enough Kleenex, then I might go for Old Yeller next.

There is a problem with outliving your enemies, it usually means that you have outlived your friends as well...
Honnor thy father - D. Vader (Robert Asprin, Myth series)

by burpchelischili on Jan 28, 2012 4:29 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

I almost always have a tab open to Project Gutenburg

I love the classics, so it works perfectly for me.

SCH, a softer, kinder place to comment on violent sports.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Jan 29, 2012 12:07 AM CST up reply actions  

I've been to that site

it’s the reading “on the puter” part that keeps me from it. I haven’t really looked into an e-reader and doubt I’ll get one. There’s something about having the book in hand that I like.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."

by cdz3210 on Jan 29, 2012 10:27 AM CST up reply actions  

I used to say the same,

After moving 2000+ books 5 times in 7 years I changed my mind. I am selling the books to DesertHawk, and I absolutely LOVE my Nook. I can put about 33,000 books on it, so I should have reading material for a couple of weeks.

There is a problem with outliving your enemies, it usually means that you have outlived your friends as well...
Honnor thy father - D. Vader (Robert Asprin, Myth series)

by burpchelischili on Jan 29, 2012 11:57 AM CST up reply actions  

33,000 Books

It’d take me at least two weeks to read the titles.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."

by cdz3210 on Jan 29, 2012 12:58 PM CST up reply actions  

My Library

will be the first place I go. I don’t know how it happened but I read a lot more than I used to. I think I’ve actually read 5 books in the last couple of months.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."

by cdz3210 on Jan 28, 2012 1:47 PM CST up reply actions  

That's a great thing.

I’ve been reading a book or so a day for a couple of decades. I don’t sleep more than 4-5 hours a night so I have a bit of time on my hands…

There is a problem with outliving your enemies, it usually means that you have outlived your friends as well...
Honnor thy father - D. Vader (Robert Asprin, Myth series)

by burpchelischili on Jan 28, 2012 4:13 PM CST up reply actions  

heads up

actual news.. from CTA on twitter

RT @adamjahns: BREAKING: #Blackhawks have acquired center Brendan Morrison from Calgary Flames in exchange for defenseman Brian Connelly.

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 27, 2012 7:50 PM CST reply actions  

wtf?

See if you can guess what I am now.

by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 27, 2012 7:51 PM CST up reply actions  

it's all over the twits..

Myers has it as well..

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 27, 2012 7:52 PM CST up reply actions  

forgive my ignorance

but who? and…who?

Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell you!

by Gozer the Traveler on Jan 27, 2012 7:52 PM CST up reply actions  

heh

official

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 27, 2012 7:53 PM CST up reply actions  

he's a veteran journeyman

Connelly’s an Icehog

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 27, 2012 7:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Veteran is right

he’s nearly my age

See if you can guess what I am now.

by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 27, 2012 7:55 PM CST up reply actions  

heh

he’s a year older than me..

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 27, 2012 7:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Thankfully we didnt give up much

and lets hope he fits in.

Im too lazy to make a signature

by BigHoss on Jan 27, 2012 7:54 PM CST up reply actions  

seems like an OK move..

don’t know much about Connelly.. Morisson has been all over the league.. lots of playoffs.. it’s a one year $1.25mildo job…

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 27, 2012 7:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Lot's of playoffs.....

WITH THE CANUCKS.

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Jan 27, 2012 7:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh Fuck

we brought in an enemy haha. Hopefully he’ll tell Bolland more of the Sedin Sisters secrets.

Im too lazy to make a signature

by BigHoss on Jan 27, 2012 7:57 PM CST up reply actions  

we don't say that round here.pardner..

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 27, 2012 7:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Ok Sorry guys I wont anymore sorry if i caused

offence to anyone.

Im too lazy to make a signature

by BigHoss on Jan 27, 2012 7:59 PM CST up reply actions  

no worries!

more SCH rules!

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 27, 2012 8:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Thanks for clearing that

up for me

Im too lazy to make a signature

by BigHoss on Jan 27, 2012 8:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Make fun of the Sedins all you want

just leave out the sisters part.

If you must scream to get noticed, maybe you should whisper instead

by Z-man24 on Jan 27, 2012 8:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Well

He left just as they started coming into force :)

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Jan 27, 2012 8:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Noooooooooooooooooo

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Jan 27, 2012 7:56 PM CST up reply actions  

you've seen more of him than I have, Semi..

what’s your thoughts?

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 27, 2012 7:57 PM CST up reply actions  

well

I haven’t seen much of him in a few years, but when he was centering Naslund and Bertuzzi he was pretty solid, and a fan favourite.

He couldn’t make the team on a PTO last year though, which is why he ended up in Calgary

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Jan 27, 2012 8:00 PM CST up reply actions  

hmm.

looks like a Depth move.. but who knows what Stan is thinking? This was certainly out of left-field..

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 27, 2012 8:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Depth move

Is certainly right. He’ll be a solid depth C as long as he stays healthy, but if he’s playing up on the top 2 lines for you guys something’s probably not right

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Jan 27, 2012 8:03 PM CST up reply actions  

does this obtaining of center depth

out of left field make anyone else’s feet a little sweaty thinking about the seriousness toews’ injury?

does anyone else’s feet start to get sweaty when they get nervous?

are there horse socks?

Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell you!

by Gozer the Traveler on Jan 27, 2012 8:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I actually thought that for a second..

then dismissed it.. if Tazer was hurt worse than we thought we wouldn’t be getting Morrison to replace him..

relaaaax!

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 27, 2012 8:09 PM CST up reply actions  

If Tazers injury was worse

I think we would have traded for somebody a little better.

Im too lazy to make a signature

by BigHoss on Jan 27, 2012 8:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh boy,

I read horse socks as something else altogether.

See if you can guess what I am now.

by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 27, 2012 8:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Um, yes,
are there horse socks?

I had a horse that pulled her hoof off. We had to keep her foot in a horse sock until a new hoof grew out. Before anyone asks, yes, it was as icky as it sounds.

There is a problem with outliving your enemies, it usually means that you have outlived your friends as well...
Honnor thy father - D. Vader (Robert Asprin, Myth series)

by burpchelischili on Jan 27, 2012 11:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Not necessarily

Imagine Sharp and Hossa on his wings- not a bad 2nd line.

We like our people!

by cliffkoroll on Jan 27, 2012 11:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Lets hope this works out

But what line do you see him on. I don’t know to much about him.

Im too lazy to make a signature

by BigHoss on Jan 27, 2012 8:04 PM CST up reply actions  

4C

No worries, this was the plan all along!
SCH resident medicinal resource

by Tuke on Jan 27, 2012 8:10 PM CST up reply actions  

What happened to Mayers?

No good?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Jan 27, 2012 8:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Wing probably.

Im too lazy to make a signature

by BigHoss on Jan 27, 2012 8:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Man

That’s going to be one old fourth line, especially if you get Brunette on there too

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Jan 27, 2012 8:14 PM CST up reply actions  

They have their own AARP representative.

No worries, this was the plan all along!
SCH resident medicinal resource

by Tuke on Jan 27, 2012 8:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Instead of bottles of Gatorade

they will be sucking down the Ensure.

No worries, this was the plan all along!
SCH resident medicinal resource

by Tuke on Jan 27, 2012 8:16 PM CST up reply actions  

And they won't have to worry about bathroom breaks.

They’ll just go in their bags

See if you can guess what I am now.

by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 27, 2012 8:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Depends will

be getting a sponsorship deal shortly.

No worries, this was the plan all along!
SCH resident medicinal resource

by Tuke on Jan 27, 2012 8:19 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

It's now called Depend. They dropped the s.

Which is ironic, considering what you fill them with.

The Limo ride in Vancouver will be very different this year.

"What doesn't kill us makes us stronger"

by Joe Banks on Jan 27, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Very slow

And with ramps?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Jan 27, 2012 9:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Oy!

"What doesn't kill us makes us stronger"

by Joe Banks on Jan 27, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I want to say

that I remember him having a decent season last year. Am I correct in that thinking or way off?

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by Tuke on Jan 27, 2012 8:20 PM CST up reply actions  

He did

But he was playing on the Flames top line for the majority of it

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by Semi_Colon on Jan 27, 2012 8:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Maybe he will be able

to keep up and be productive if Q throws him on the 2nd line. Hossa & Sharp have to be at least as good as Iginla and whoever else was on that line.

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by Tuke on Jan 27, 2012 8:23 PM CST up reply actions  

he's injury cover, first and foremost, IMO

Stan took a look at the number of rookies we dressed the other night and thought.. “uh oh!”

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by mightymike D on Jan 27, 2012 8:24 PM CST up reply actions  

I hope this is the first

of a few moves Stan plans on making that do not involve Chris Campoli.

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by Tuke on Jan 27, 2012 8:26 PM CST up reply actions  

You don't think Q

will play him regularly?

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by Tuke on Jan 27, 2012 8:26 PM CST up reply actions  

oh, he probably will

but I would think the main idea is to have a vet for the Playoffs just in case…

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by mightymike D on Jan 27, 2012 8:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Knowing Q I'm sure we'll

see him at the 2C at least once. He loves the veterans.

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by Tuke on Jan 27, 2012 8:17 PM CST up reply actions  

I just wonder

what nickname Q will give him…

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by BigHoss on Jan 27, 2012 8:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Maury?

I don’t know why guys but I’m feeling he gets a Maury reference of a Van Morrison one. (not from Q but from us)

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by The Cup And Back Again on Jan 29, 2012 12:40 PM CST up reply actions  

i'm not sure

but from other comments about 4th line centers, i was getting the impression that he was more of a natural winger? with that versatility stanbow craves.

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by Gozer the Traveler on Jan 27, 2012 8:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Just not sure where else he would play.

Toews has the top line, maybe Bolland can man the fuck up and take his role as the 2C with Krugs and Morrison or Mayers on the 4.

As long as he is versatile who really cares where he plays. We love that versatility.

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by Tuke on Jan 27, 2012 8:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I like it.

Veteran Center as long as he stays healthy. Could provide some leadership from someone that’s been to the playoffs before.

by Missing M on Jan 27, 2012 8:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't you guys

Have plenty of playoff leadership, what from winning the Cup and everything?

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by Semi_Colon on Jan 27, 2012 8:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Agree

If we don’t have leadership already, then we’re screwed. This is a depth move. We have a shit load of vets already.

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by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 27, 2012 8:07 PM CST up reply actions  

heh

true, dat..

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by mightymike D on Jan 27, 2012 8:08 PM CST up reply actions  

what Semi said

after the end of the West Coast Express era, he became a journeyman and jumped between teams. he did pretty well in Washington before coming back to the NW.

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by missy on Jan 27, 2012 8:25 PM CST up reply actions  

I desperately hope

this is not what Stan has been spending his time on.
Maybe told someone in his office “See what you can get for Connelly”, as he headed out the door for the break.

Hey! I take penumbrage at that!

by ratbite on Jan 27, 2012 10:38 PM CST up reply actions  

This year it looks like he's been getting 10-15 min a night

50% at the dot, but doesn’t appear he’s played a lot on the PK.

Don’t mind it considering our true center depth isn’t that great.

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by Z-man24 on Jan 27, 2012 8:59 PM CST up reply actions  

He might just be

another Ryan Johnson.

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by BigHoss on Jan 27, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions  

aw, I liked RJ17

I’ll be pleased if Morrison works out as well

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by ahnfire on Jan 27, 2012 11:13 PM CST up reply actions  

in other news

Stan sez Tazer’s expected back Tuesday

ChrisKuc Chris Kuc
#Blackhawks GM Stan Bowman said injury to Jonathan Toews had no bearing on trade for Brendan Morrison. Toews on target to play Tuesday.

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by mightymike D on Jan 27, 2012 8:35 PM CST reply actions  

Morrison was the guy who called the Hawks out for chirping a few years ago, right?

I believe it eventually came out that it was Brouwer who told him to get off the ice after Morrison got hurt, but I may be confusing that with the Thornton situation….

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by HjammerTime on Jan 27, 2012 8:40 PM CST reply actions  

Brower was Thornton I'm almost sure...

but that sounds familiar, alright… to Google!

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by mightymike D on Jan 27, 2012 8:41 PM CST up reply actions  

It was last season when Morrison got hurt.

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by Tuke on Jan 27, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Jesse just tweeted that he got hurt in March '11

After a hit from Toftbo. Some Hawks were chirping at him from the bench but he said it’s a dead issue.

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by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 27, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Skills competition
Kane will participate in three events and fellow Blackhawks forward Marian Hossa will go in the NHL All-Star Skills competition on Saturday night. Kane is also in the skills challenge relay (for passing accuracy) and the elimination shootout). Hossa will be in the fastest skater and accuracy shooting challenges.
"I’ll try to do my best and hopefully I don’t pull anything," Hossa said with a laugh. "I’ll try to warm up pretty good."

and my favorite part of the draft – drunk carey price (seriuosly, he brought his own flask), discreetly shifting seats after sitting in the wrong row

"Orange Mocha Frappuccino!"

by justforkicks on Jan 27, 2012 9:07 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

the Hawks website once had a pic of Joey & a pic of bbToews as their page wallpaper.

also:

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by ahnfire on Jan 27, 2012 11:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow,

That’s…. um…. wow.

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by burpchelischili on Jan 27, 2012 11:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Where has Joey been?

He was the best, esp. w/ Campbell.

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LET’S GO HAWKS!!!!!

by ballyb on Jan 28, 2012 12:58 PM CST up reply actions  

you could tell that Soupy has missed Joey.

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by ahnfire on Jan 28, 2012 1:18 PM CST up reply actions  

haha, i'm convinced he was totally drunk

he said he didn’t even see Chara after he got picked, and then he gave him a thumbs up or soemthing from his seat. what a weirdo.

"Orange Mocha Frappuccino!"

by justforkicks on Jan 28, 2012 1:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Very worried about the goaltending situation.

My serenity is inversely proportional to my expectations.

LET’S GO HAWKS!!!!!

by ballyb on Jan 28, 2012 12:04 PM CST reply actions  

...

Acme nitroglycerin

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by mightymike D on Jan 28, 2012 12:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Kane makes us proud!

Kaner asked who was a contender for the cup this year, while sitting with chara and Iggy, he played it cool, mentioned boston was a good team but came through with the right comment! Hawks are going to contend! Way to go Kaner!

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by John Maydo on Jan 28, 2012 12:10 PM CST reply actions  

Oh shit, no OT rules

THUNDERDOME, BITCHES!

Ill start. George Lucas is a fuckwad for ruining the greatest movie franchise ever. ready….GO!

Im kidding. Hossa Rulez

/Hockey’d

PS-Fuck working on Saturday.

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by BigCSouthside on Jan 28, 2012 2:03 PM CST reply actions  

we're all rusty on our OT skills

very few OT convos in this thread….hmm..

LOTR > Star Wars

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by ahnfire on Jan 28, 2012 3:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Heh,

R Heinlein > I Asimov
L R Hubbard > J R R Tolkien
J Patterson > S King
J Evonovich > D Steele

Let the bodies hit the floor!

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by burpchelischili on Jan 28, 2012 4:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Seabs, hands down,

The other freaky haired gents don’t have the Indian Head on…

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by burpchelischili on Jan 28, 2012 4:42 PM CST up reply actions  

uhh.. that last pair

something you want to tell us, burp?

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by mightymike D on Jan 28, 2012 4:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Hmmm?

Oh, I like Evanovich’s characters a hell of a lot better than Steeles paper thin cutouts that are supposed to be people. Admittedly, JEs heroes and heroines are very similar from book to book, but her writing makes them seem like I could meet them around some corner. DSs characters have progressively gotten thinner and less real as she has gone on, to the point that I have stopped reading her books.
As I mentioned above, I read about a book a day, so I have read across quite a few genres.

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by burpchelischili on Jan 28, 2012 5:01 PM CST up reply actions  

A book a day?

Thank you, sir! May I have another?

by Badgerdano on Jan 29, 2012 2:25 PM CST up reply actions  

I can't wait

For the Hobbit, An Unexpected Journey in 2012, then There and Back Again in 2013
Cackles and rubs hands together

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by The Cup And Back Again on Jan 29, 2012 12:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Damn you, Peter Jackson!

and your movie sequelizationing. Can’t he just make one 6 hour movie? I’m pretty sure every Hobbit fan will still see it twice.

I wanted the Packers to win the Super Bowl, Megan!

by hairhelmet on Jan 29, 2012 1:00 PM CST up reply actions  

The studios just want to make more money off it

And yeah I’ll only watch it twice in theaters…then 100 times when it’s on DVD, The Hobbit is pretty far up there in my favorite books list

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by The Cup And Back Again on Jan 29, 2012 1:06 PM CST up reply actions  

102 times?

I’d be eleventy-one by the time I finished.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene."

by cdz3210 on Jan 29, 2012 1:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Together we'd make one gross

I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve

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by The Cup And Back Again on Jan 29, 2012 1:22 PM CST up reply actions  

33

That’s Hobbit Bar Mitzvah time. Mazel tov!

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by cdz3210 on Jan 29, 2012 4:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Wait what?

GL ruined Princess Bride? That rat bastard! Burn the Heretic!

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by burpchelischili on Jan 28, 2012 5:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Random stat of the day

Through an average of only 49 games per team (59.76% of the season), 18 teams already have more points then the Blue Jackets are on pace for, for the entire season (53.6).

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 28, 2012 2:22 PM CST reply actions  

Free points for you guys! (basically)

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by Semi_Colon on Jan 28, 2012 3:40 PM CST up reply actions  

at.least.for.stalberg

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by AngryGiant on Jan 28, 2012 3:47 PM CST up reply actions  

So....

You girls like Hockey?

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by burpchelischili on Jan 28, 2012 5:25 PM CST reply actions  

wait, I thought we were watching synchronized swimming.

damnit!

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by ahnfire on Jan 28, 2012 6:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I love that you can tell

which players the little kids are really excited for. I thought they’d break their sticks for Iggy.

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by ahnfire on Jan 28, 2012 6:14 PM CST up reply actions  

I love that

the mixtape’s all the best top 40 hits.

"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
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by eightyseven on Jan 28, 2012 6:10 PM CST reply actions  

quality music.

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by ahnfire on Jan 28, 2012 6:10 PM CST up reply actions  

awww I was hoping for a smoke curtain again. that was cool

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by ahnfire on Jan 28, 2012 6:11 PM CST reply actions  

Aw

baby pictures in the background!

"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin

tweet tweet

by eightyseven on Jan 28, 2012 6:12 PM CST reply actions  

I like Datsyuk’s…er…eye.

"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
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by eightyseven on Jan 28, 2012 6:13 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

"Orange Mocha Frappuccino!"

by justforkicks on Jan 28, 2012 6:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Soupy!

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by ahnfire on Jan 28, 2012 6:15 PM CST reply actions  

Hossa!

"Orange Mocha Frappuccino!"

by justforkicks on Jan 28, 2012 6:16 PM CST reply actions  

PANDA! <3

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by ahnfire on Jan 28, 2012 6:16 PM CST reply actions  

aw there's Kaner

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by ahnfire on Jan 28, 2012 6:17 PM CST reply actions  

Kaner1

"Orange Mocha Frappuccino!"

by justforkicks on Jan 28, 2012 6:17 PM CST reply actions  

ahahaha

Kaner looks even smaller next to Z

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by ahnfire on Jan 28, 2012 6:18 PM CST reply actions  

Everyone looks like his dolls next to him.

"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin

tweet tweet

by eightyseven on Jan 28, 2012 6:19 PM CST up reply actions  

they keep this goddam Eurodisco going

and Hossa’s going to have his shirt off..

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 28, 2012 6:22 PM CST reply actions  

lmao

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by AngryGiant on Jan 28, 2012 6:23 PM CST up reply actions  

He needs white shiny hockey skates

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by stacie7 on Jan 28, 2012 8:30 PM CST up reply actions  

at least they didn't do everyone's name & stats in both english & french

then it would’ve been even longer.

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by ahnfire on Jan 28, 2012 6:25 PM CST up reply actions  

damn Kaner

you look like you have a black eye…also, still drunk.

Kaner = our highly functioning alcoholic.

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by ahnfire on Jan 28, 2012 6:31 PM CST reply actions  

ok glad i'm not the only one who thought that about the black eye!

i hope duchene talks about being drunk on vodka again

"Orange Mocha Frappuccino!"

by justforkicks on Jan 28, 2012 6:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Dutchy's not there!

He’s been injured for awhile. I think he tweeted he’s in Vail.

by girlphoenix on Jan 28, 2012 6:35 PM CST up reply actions  

heh Hartnell down charity...that sounds hilarious.

Kopecky should get on that shit. He’d raise so much money…

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by ahnfire on Jan 28, 2012 6:33 PM CST reply actions  

awwww I thought Soupy would've done better

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by ahnfire on Jan 28, 2012 6:34 PM CST up reply actions  

He stumbled a little bit out of the gate. Boo.

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by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 28, 2012 6:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Mr. Price is quick-witted while drunk. Gotta give him that.

"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin

tweet tweet

by eightyseven on Jan 28, 2012 6:36 PM CST reply actions  

He keeps it in his blocker.

There are some who call me........Tim?

Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!

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by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 28, 2012 6:38 PM CST up reply actions  

That wasn’t a phone he was holding in his hand.

"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin

tweet tweet

by eightyseven on Jan 28, 2012 6:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm hoping he takes over MAF's silly goalie dances

during the shootout

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by ahnfire on Jan 28, 2012 6:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Price or MAF?

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by ahnfire on Jan 28, 2012 6:40 PM CST up reply actions  

ah.

I just remember MAF, since he was doing twirls, lying down & doing leg raises – clearly did not give a fuck. Loved it. I hope Price does the same.

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by ahnfire on Jan 28, 2012 6:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Daaaaaamn.

There are some who call me........Tim?

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by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 28, 2012 6:36 PM CST reply actions  

haha Kessel - "I WON ONE!"

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by ahnfire on Jan 28, 2012 6:38 PM CST reply actions  

Hossa!!!

"Orange Mocha Frappuccino!"

by justforkicks on Jan 28, 2012 6:38 PM CST reply actions  

oh boo

"Orange Mocha Frappuccino!"

by justforkicks on Jan 28, 2012 6:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Oooh Hossa!

There are some who call me........Tim?

Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!

Fuck Radim Vrbata.

by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 28, 2012 6:38 PM CST reply actions  

move over Marty Turco..

hagelin’s a shoo-in for a career in broadcasting

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 28, 2012 6:42 PM CST reply actions  

AHAHAHA Letang just photobombed

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by ahnfire on Jan 28, 2012 6:42 PM CST reply actions  

or videobombed

or whatever.

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by ahnfire on Jan 28, 2012 6:43 PM CST up reply actions  

I was looking away

Pierre was polluting my vision.

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by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 28, 2012 6:44 PM CST up reply actions  

ah

as he was interviewing Hagelin, Letang skated by in front of them, big goofy smile with his tongue sticking out

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by ahnfire on Jan 28, 2012 6:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Ohmygah, Henrik Lundqvist’s a dreamboat.

"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin

tweet tweet

by eightyseven on Jan 28, 2012 6:45 PM CST reply actions  

he is seriously so handsome

joey’s mom had it right, totally dreamy!

"Orange Mocha Frappuccino!"

by justforkicks on Jan 28, 2012 6:47 PM CST up reply actions  

TimSassone Tim Sassone
Hossa didn’t pull anything, time to go get dinner. #blackhawks

Yup.

There are some who call me........Tim?

Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!

Fuck Radim Vrbata.

by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 28, 2012 6:46 PM CST reply actions  

SO GOOD LOOKING

"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin

tweet tweet

by eightyseven on Jan 28, 2012 6:50 PM CST up reply actions  

cosigned

"Orange Mocha Frappuccino!"

by justforkicks on Jan 28, 2012 6:50 PM CST up reply actions  

One reason why I’m glad to watch CBC

"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin

tweet tweet

by eightyseven on Jan 28, 2012 6:50 PM CST up reply actions  

haha aw Kaner.

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by ahnfire on Jan 28, 2012 6:51 PM CST reply actions  

Yup. Tried to get too fancy.

Sounds familiar.

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by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 28, 2012 6:51 PM CST reply actions  

oh tavares

"Orange Mocha Frappuccino!"

by justforkicks on Jan 28, 2012 6:52 PM CST reply actions  

That was silly.

There are some who call me........Tim?

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by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 28, 2012 6:53 PM CST reply actions  

LAWL CAREY

“I think I got a concussion on that play.”

"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin

tweet tweet

by eightyseven on Jan 28, 2012 6:53 PM CST reply actions  

aww now I wish I got the CBC feed

I want to listen to drunken Carey

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by ahnfire on Jan 28, 2012 6:54 PM CST up reply actions  

ahahah Carey Price.

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by ahnfire on Jan 28, 2012 6:54 PM CST reply actions  

give this to Carey

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 28, 2012 6:54 PM CST reply actions  

Oh lawd.

There are some who call me........Tim?

Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!

Fuck Radim Vrbata.

by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 28, 2012 6:55 PM CST reply actions  

lol hossa

"Orange Mocha Frappuccino!"

by justforkicks on Jan 28, 2012 6:55 PM CST reply actions  

OMG KANER AND PANDA.

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by ahnfire on Jan 28, 2012 6:55 PM CST reply actions  

NO WAY

DWIGHT HOWARD.

"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin

tweet tweet

by eightyseven on Jan 28, 2012 6:55 PM CST reply actions  

LAWL.

There are some who call me........Tim?

Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!

Fuck Radim Vrbata.

by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 28, 2012 6:55 PM CST reply actions  

KAAAANER

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by ahnfire on Jan 28, 2012 6:55 PM CST reply actions  

My stomach hurts from laughing.

I missed the last two shooters.

There are some who call me........Tim?

Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!

Fuck Radim Vrbata.

by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 28, 2012 6:57 PM CST reply actions  

laughing at what?

"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin

tweet tweet

by eightyseven on Jan 28, 2012 6:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Kane.

There are some who call me........Tim?

Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!

Fuck Radim Vrbata.

by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 28, 2012 6:59 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

"Orange Mocha Frappuccino!"

by justforkicks on Jan 28, 2012 6:59 PM CST reply actions  

HAHAHHA

SERSLY GET ON THE CBC FEED.

"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin

tweet tweet

by eightyseven on Jan 28, 2012 6:59 PM CST reply actions  

Just the commentary before he turned around. Hilar.

"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin

tweet tweet

by eightyseven on Jan 28, 2012 7:00 PM CST up reply actions  

SHINNY STICK LOL

There are some who call me........Tim?

Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!

Fuck Radim Vrbata.

by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 28, 2012 7:01 PM CST reply actions  

HEHEHEH

"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin

tweet tweet

by eightyseven on Jan 28, 2012 7:02 PM CST up reply actions  

DO IT

WRITE-IN VOTE

"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin

tweet tweet

by eightyseven on Jan 28, 2012 7:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Can Kane wear the cape during the accuracy

and hit all the targets with one shot?

There are some who call me........Tim?

Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!

Fuck Radim Vrbata.

by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 28, 2012 7:04 PM CST reply actions  

when Perrey started removing equipment

I had a sudden, horrible vision of that scene is Slap Shot…

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 28, 2012 7:06 PM CST reply actions  

i was afraid of what he would take off next

and then he pulled a stick from his pants, insert your own joke here

by girlphoenix on Jan 28, 2012 7:07 PM CST up reply actions  

It was much smaller than normal, of course.

I wanted the Packers to win the Super Bowl, Megan!

by hairhelmet on Jan 28, 2012 7:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Kaner In the breakaway challenge was pretty damn sexy purity i

"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." ~gmh

by Steeg of their own on Jan 28, 2012 7:07 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

ahaha go Ottawa, way to play the Superman theme!

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by ahnfire on Jan 28, 2012 7:08 PM CST up reply actions  

hopefully this will end the

“Perry” for “Kane” talk now..

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 28, 2012 7:09 PM CST up reply actions  

lawl spoiler alert.

"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin

tweet tweet

by eightyseven on Jan 28, 2012 7:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Kaner in the breakaway challenge was pretty damn sexy.

Love the cape, love the initiative, I’d hit it. Love that it was Hossa who gave him the cape. Go Kaner, at least someone seems to grasp that the all star game is about pleasing the fans.

"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." ~gmh

by Steeg of their own on Jan 28, 2012 7:09 PM CST via mobile reply actions   1 recs

I loved Hossa coming out before and after

lol Hossa being nervous for kaner. I love the hawks

"Orange Mocha Frappuccino!"

by justforkicks on Jan 28, 2012 7:09 PM CST reply actions  

aw poor kid

"Orange Mocha Frappuccino!"

by justforkicks on Jan 28, 2012 7:12 PM CST reply actions  

That was painful.

There are some who call me........Tim?

Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!

Fuck Radim Vrbata.

by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 28, 2012 7:14 PM CST reply actions  

lol

"Orange Mocha Frappuccino!"

by justforkicks on Jan 28, 2012 7:15 PM CST reply actions  

I'm surprised Kaner is doing the passing

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by ahnfire on Jan 28, 2012 7:16 PM CST reply actions  

i didn't even notice that

i expected him to be in this event, thought he did really good last year. Can’t wait to see Hossa!

"Orange Mocha Frappuccino!"

by justforkicks on Jan 28, 2012 7:17 PM CST up reply actions  

why is everyone's hair so long

not all of you can be Keith or Seabs! CUT YOUR HAIR, FOOLS

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by ahnfire on Jan 28, 2012 7:17 PM CST up reply actions  

He looks like an extra from the Godfather III.

There are some who call me........Tim?

Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!

Fuck Radim Vrbata.

by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 28, 2012 7:17 PM CST up reply actions  

PANDA! <3

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by ahnfire on Jan 28, 2012 7:18 PM CST reply actions  

H-1000 > Donkbot.

There are some who call me........Tim?

Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!

Fuck Radim Vrbata.

by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 28, 2012 7:20 PM CST up reply actions  

the hockey gods fist-bump in celebration

I wanted the Packers to win the Super Bowl, Megan!

by hairhelmet on Jan 28, 2012 7:21 PM CST up reply actions  

HOSSA!!

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 28, 2012 7:19 PM CST reply actions  

wow

go Benn.

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by ahnfire on Jan 28, 2012 7:21 PM CST reply actions  

ok announcers, talk less

I’d prefer more on-ice mic’d moments, plz

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by ahnfire on Jan 28, 2012 7:22 PM CST reply actions  

give Carey some more vodka, too..

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 28, 2012 7:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Did anyone else see him TEBOW

the announcers didn’t get it. but the whole time he was on one knee tebowing.

by HockeyFTW on Jan 28, 2012 7:36 PM CST up reply actions  

I really wish I heard it :(

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by ahnfire on Jan 28, 2012 7:38 PM CST up reply actions  

this.screams.youtube.compilation.video

I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down

by AngryGiant on Jan 28, 2012 7:39 PM CST up reply actions  

I hope so!

c’mon internet!

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by ahnfire on Jan 28, 2012 7:40 PM CST up reply actions  

top 3 price moments so far

3.Tebow goaltending
2.Breakingdancer goaltending
1.trolling that guy while making a save backwards/

by HockeyFTW on Jan 28, 2012 7:40 PM CST up reply actions  

really NBC talking heads?

you STILL had to bring up Crosby? ugh. I hate you all.

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by ahnfire on Jan 28, 2012 7:29 PM CST reply actions  

this Canadian Tire commercial

with the kids dreaming has me visualising a young Kaner, all tucked in, murmuring to himself “mm.. VIP room this way? Sure! P Diddy AND Nicole Scherzinger are there.. awesome!”

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 28, 2012 7:30 PM CST reply actions  

live.chat.with.players.....

link

I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down

by AngryGiant on Jan 28, 2012 7:36 PM CST reply actions  

link.was.deleted

it’s.a.legit.link.to.an.nhl.com.page.I.swear

http://www.nhl.com/ice/page.htm?id=77251

I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down

by AngryGiant on Jan 28, 2012 7:37 PM CST up reply actions  

THAT FIRST LINE OMG
RT @NHLBruins: #TeamChara lines for Sun: Gaborik-Datsyuk-Hossa, Perry-Malkin-Iginla, Lupul-Seguin-Kessel, Benn-Kane-Eberle

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by ahnfire on Jan 28, 2012 7:39 PM CST reply actions  

Kane's.been.demoted.to.fourth.line.goon

I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down

by AngryGiant on Jan 28, 2012 7:40 PM CST up reply actions  

and hes the center

lol didn’t anyone remind them that was an experiment

by HockeyFTW on Jan 28, 2012 7:41 PM CST up reply actions  

everyone knows any Hawks player is a natural center

SCH moderator. I'm the nice one. Really, I am. (you can quit laughing now)

by stacie7 on Jan 28, 2012 8:36 PM CST up reply actions  

they're.all.versatile

I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down

by AngryGiant on Jan 28, 2012 8:36 PM CST up reply actions  

ooh kaner with the passing into the teeny nets

was pretty awesome last year

"Orange Mocha Frappuccino!"

by justforkicks on Jan 28, 2012 7:41 PM CST reply actions  

the man speaks truth.
@JLupul: Could probably build a winner around these four… yfrog.com/oebo6awj #Blackhawks #MarianHossa

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by ahnfire on Jan 28, 2012 7:41 PM CST reply actions  

Holy.huge.picture.Batman

I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down

by AngryGiant on Jan 28, 2012 7:42 PM CST up reply actions  

sorry!

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by ahnfire on Jan 28, 2012 7:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Lupul

4 GM

"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin

tweet tweet

by eightyseven on Jan 28, 2012 7:43 PM CST up reply actions  

hehe Kaner's better than Honk

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by ahnfire on Jan 28, 2012 7:46 PM CST reply actions  

awww nevermind :(

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by ahnfire on Jan 28, 2012 7:47 PM CST up reply actions  

she jinxed it!

somebody get the pitchforks!

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 28, 2012 7:49 PM CST up reply actions  

I did, I totally jinxed it

I said 3 Hail Hossa’s as repentance.

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by ahnfire on Jan 28, 2012 7:50 PM CST up reply actions  

get.the.SPORKS!!!

I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down

by AngryGiant on Jan 28, 2012 7:52 PM CST up reply actions  

NBCSports

you need to get better at camera placement – stop walking in front of the shot

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by ahnfire on Jan 28, 2012 7:51 PM CST reply actions  

I 2nd that shit

how hard is it to get a good shot

If you must scream to get noticed, maybe you should whisper instead

by Z-man24 on Jan 28, 2012 8:01 PM CST up reply actions  

hahaha that cape flows so perfectly

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by ahnfire on Jan 28, 2012 7:56 PM CST up reply actions  

so great

"Orange Mocha Frappuccino!"

by justforkicks on Jan 28, 2012 7:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Kane.needed.Superman.to.give.him.the.cape

it.was.on.loan

I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down

by AngryGiant on Jan 28, 2012 7:59 PM CST up reply actions  

aw that's cute.

i like how kaner said hossa was more nervous then him, to get the cape on and stuff.

"Orange Mocha Frappuccino!"

by justforkicks on Jan 28, 2012 8:03 PM CST up reply actions  

puke.sandwich

PM.with.Honk.and.Donk

I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down

by AngryGiant on Jan 28, 2012 7:58 PM CST reply actions  

the least appealing Ménage à Trois evah

I wanted the Packers to win the Super Bowl, Megan!

by hairhelmet on Jan 28, 2012 8:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I think because it's slower than the other events

and it’s kinda serious

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by ahnfire on Jan 28, 2012 8:07 PM CST up reply actions  

He’s getting his game on with the ice girls?

"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin

tweet tweet

by eightyseven on Jan 28, 2012 8:08 PM CST up reply actions  

pimp game, not hockey game

"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin

tweet tweet

by eightyseven on Jan 28, 2012 8:10 PM CST up reply actions  

or.get.kane.to.troll

I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down

by AngryGiant on Jan 28, 2012 8:08 PM CST up reply actions  

drunken price would save this event.

“that would take my head off!”

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by ahnfire on Jan 28, 2012 8:08 PM CST up reply actions  

It's the hockey equivalent of the home run contest.

There are some who call me........Tim?

Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!

Fuck Radim Vrbata.

by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 28, 2012 8:50 PM CST up reply actions  

haha cbc announcers

“Phaneuf, high hard off the glass”

by girlphoenix on Jan 28, 2012 8:07 PM CST reply actions  

ok....now.for.the.real.comp

I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down

by AngryGiant on Jan 28, 2012 8:09 PM CST reply actions  

HOLY SHIT CHARA

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by ahnfire on Jan 28, 2012 8:09 PM CST reply actions  

106.2

God damn

How hard can it be?

by Zachilles on Jan 28, 2012 8:09 PM CST reply actions  

YOU'RE NOT A REAL PERSON CHARA

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by ahnfire on Jan 28, 2012 8:10 PM CST reply actions  

TAKE OFF YOUR BIONIC ATTACHMENTS

"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin

tweet tweet

by eightyseven on Jan 28, 2012 8:11 PM CST up reply actions  

108.8

HOLY FUCK

How hard can it be?

by Zachilles on Jan 28, 2012 8:10 PM CST reply actions  

they.need.to.go.back.to.doing.it.from.a.standstill

I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down

by AngryGiant on Jan 28, 2012 8:10 PM CST reply actions  

108.8

holy shit

"Orange Mocha Frappuccino!"

by justforkicks on Jan 28, 2012 8:10 PM CST reply actions  

I see your 108.8

and raise you a 110?

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 28, 2012 8:11 PM CST reply actions  

Shea Weber's pretty good

for a normal person.

"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin

tweet tweet

by eightyseven on Jan 28, 2012 8:12 PM CST reply actions  

he.should.have.grown.out.the.beard

I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down

by AngryGiant on Jan 28, 2012 8:12 PM CST up reply actions  

I.think.it.was.stiffness

I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down

by AngryGiant on Jan 28, 2012 8:13 PM CST up reply actions  

and.none.for.missed.shots?

makes.sense

I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down

by AngryGiant on Jan 28, 2012 8:18 PM CST up reply actions  

team Chara, you suck at this.

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by ahnfire on Jan 28, 2012 8:25 PM CST reply actions  

booooo

"Orange Mocha Frappuccino!"

by justforkicks on Jan 28, 2012 8:26 PM CST reply actions  

awp

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 28, 2012 8:26 PM CST reply actions  

team.Chara

epic.fail

I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down

by AngryGiant on Jan 28, 2012 8:26 PM CST reply actions  

James Neal`s kinda cute.

"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin

tweet tweet

by eightyseven on Jan 28, 2012 8:26 PM CST reply actions  

I love dark-haired guys.

"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin

tweet tweet

by eightyseven on Jan 28, 2012 8:28 PM CST up reply actions  

would.be.hilarious.if.malkin.ended.up.winning.it.all

I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down

by AngryGiant on Jan 28, 2012 8:27 PM CST reply actions  

Brazilian blowout

"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin

tweet tweet

by eightyseven on Jan 28, 2012 8:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Price.is.too.drunk.for.this

I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down

by AngryGiant on Jan 28, 2012 8:33 PM CST reply actions  

damn.hippy

I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down

by AngryGiant on Jan 28, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions  

hey.look.a.legal.spinorama

I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down

by AngryGiant on Jan 28, 2012 8:34 PM CST reply actions  

ha!

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 28, 2012 8:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I've always thought Karlsson's pretty for a hockey player. One of the only defenseman I know not to fracture his nose yet.

I’ve always liked Karlsson because he seems delicate but is actually really good at his job. As Spezza puts it, 165 pounds but you can’t catch him.

"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." ~gmh

by Steeg of their own on Jan 28, 2012 9:05 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Much more.

I’ll own up to the fact that I like defenseman. Let’s face it, I’m easy that way. But Karlsson (like Keith and Seabrook) is special in that he’s good at his job. What can I say, I like the kid.

"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." ~gmh

by Steeg of their own on Jan 28, 2012 9:33 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

llol i love this kid
Chris Kuc @ChrisKuc
By the way, that was a real puck #Blackhawks’ Patrick Kane shattered. He cut it into four pieces and glued it back together. #SuperKaner

by girlphoenix on Jan 28, 2012 9:08 PM CST reply actions  

I really hope he got an adult

to help with the “cutting” part…

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 28, 2012 9:13 PM CST up reply actions  

it gets better
Chris Kuc @ChrisKuc
#Blackhawks’ Patrick Kane said when he practiced it, most of the pieces of the shattered puck went into the net.
Chris Kuc @ChrisKuc
#Blackhawks’ Patrick Kane said his mother and father went out and bought Superman cape and glasses. He also considered sparklers on skates.

ugh, why are you like this

by girlphoenix on Jan 28, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions  

i want superkaner to stick, haha. he's so great.

i wish he had done the sparklers, thats awesome. I love that his parents go with him everywhere still, haha.

Also:

Patrick Kane: “I think [Hossa] was a little bit more nervous than I was to put on the cape and tie it.”

Oh hossa, he was so happy after too.

"Orange Mocha Frappuccino!"

by justforkicks on Jan 28, 2012 9:22 PM CST up reply actions  

and awe hossa
“On the ice, he has had some great games where he didn’t make a point but he has made unbelievable plays. Off the ice, he likes to have fun and joke around. He’s still the same Patrick Kane and that’s what we love about him.

and kaner

“You want to help the team and never let them down,” Kane said. “I’m just hoping it will all come together. I feel it coming. Especially the last three or four weeks. I’m still getting shots on goal so it’s all about just putting the puck in the back of the net.”

from here. there was also a note about his rep, but not going to put that here.

"Orange Mocha Frappuccino!"

by justforkicks on Jan 28, 2012 9:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Why is he like this?

Because he’s awesome.

"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." ~gmh

by Steeg of their own on Jan 28, 2012 9:27 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Hogs win!!

They go into the All-Star break 6-0-0-1

by girlphoenix on Jan 28, 2012 9:30 PM CST reply actions  

WOOO!

yay for the hogs finally doing well!

"Orange Mocha Frappuccino!"

by justforkicks on Jan 28, 2012 9:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Hopefully Morin will

progress and be a full time Hawk by this time next year.

Im too lazy to make a signature

by BigHoss on Jan 28, 2012 9:48 PM CST up reply actions  

ok, i'm just going to continue quoting all the asg shit that i come across that i like

I’m hoping he means as a Hawk of course!!!

Hossa is in the third year of a 12-year, $62.8 million contract signed in 2009 and said he plans to play the entire term of the deal. “I definitely would like to,” Hossa, 33, said. “I’d like to be as close as I can to it, that’s why I signed long term. Definitely health is the No. 1 (factor) and if you still have the motivation in you after such a long career. There are lots of players who play until they’re 40 and there are some players who finish a little quicker.”

and aw, about tazer:


“It’s different,” Kane said. “He felt bad and like he was bailing on me by not coming.”

As usual, Kane then went into comedy mode when it comes to Toews.

“We’ve done a lot together so sometimes it’s nice to get away from him,” Kane said with a chuckle.

"Orange Mocha Frappuccino!"

by justforkicks on Jan 28, 2012 11:27 PM CST reply actions  

He’s not used to having this many people in the vicinity of his singing.

"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin

tweet tweet

by eightyseven on Jan 29, 2012 3:15 PM CST up reply actions  

would be great to see

Martin St. Louis next to Chara. Chara being 1’2" taller than St. Louis.

by aeroplane on Jan 29, 2012 3:24 PM CST up reply actions  

nationality breakdown

Canadian: 22 / 52%
American: 7 / 17% (3 goaltenders)
Sweden: 6 / 14%
Czech: 4 / 9.52%
Russian: 2 / 4.76%
Finnish: 1 / 2.38%

by aeroplane on Jan 29, 2012 3:22 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

yep...

just going by where they were born, but you’re technically correct.

by aeroplane on Jan 29, 2012 3:26 PM CST up reply actions  

even more specific...

czech: Milan Michálek,
slovak: Panda, Gaborik and Chara

by aeroplane on Jan 29, 2012 3:28 PM CST up reply actions  

What I like most

is how they pan out on the teams

by VerStig on Jan 29, 2012 3:34 PM CST up reply actions  

hey!

Cananadians do the whole Busby thing too!

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 29, 2012 3:22 PM CST reply actions  

don't EVER mix that one up

if you find yourself talking to actual Czechs and Slovaks..!

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 29, 2012 3:27 PM CST reply actions  

all-star waylon

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 29, 2012 3:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Is it me

or is this game actually have decent pace for an ASG? i mean, there’s basically no hitting, but they’re kind of skating.

by oregon_hawk on Jan 29, 2012 3:31 PM CST reply actions  

Where's Edzo?

Roenick is dreadful

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by Flavius on Jan 29, 2012 3:37 PM CST reply actions  

i'm watching a cbc feed

they spent a looong time talking to alfie

by girlphoenix on Jan 29, 2012 3:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Least we have no Pierre waist-down talk.

"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin

tweet tweet

by eightyseven on Jan 29, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL

HARTNELL’S MIC’D UP

"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin

tweet tweet

by eightyseven on Jan 29, 2012 3:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Tehe him and Lupul mic’d

"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin

tweet tweet

by eightyseven on Jan 29, 2012 3:46 PM CST up reply actions  

does that apply to the regular season?

<img src=“”http://www.hilariousgifs.com/dis-gon-b-gud/" target="_blank">Image and video hosting by HilariousGIFs.com"/>

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 29, 2012 3:46 PM CST up reply actions  

HOSSAAAA!!!!

oh, hang on.. not a real game..

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 29, 2012 3:39 PM CST reply actions  

they were asking him earlier if he was vocal on the ice...

and he said no. Giardi was sitting next to him in the clubhouse and they asked him if Lundy was quiet and he immitated him by staying absolutely quiet.

by aeroplane on Jan 29, 2012 3:47 PM CST up reply actions  

haha

"Orange Mocha Frappuccino!"

by justforkicks on Jan 29, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Umm yeah

I’m a guy so i just look at them in goal scoring ability. haha

Im too lazy to make a signature

by BigHoss on Jan 29, 2012 3:46 PM CST reply actions  

i meant hot in terms of how awesome it is

though this weekend has made me realize how attractive hossa is

by girlphoenix on Jan 29, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions  

"The Sedin triplets score a goal

Suck it, Phaneuf!"

-Scott MF Hartnell

"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin

tweet tweet

by eightyseven on Jan 29, 2012 3:47 PM CST reply actions  

was that a tweet?

or was he mic’d up?

SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.
Giving up on even-handedness & politeness. Going for open contempt & disdain.

by ahnfire on Jan 29, 2012 5:48 PM CST up reply actions  

ah thanks

I like how casual everyone is during this game

SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.
Giving up on even-handedness & politeness. Going for open contempt & disdain.

by ahnfire on Jan 29, 2012 5:49 PM CST up reply actions  

girlphoenix

I know you’re not allowed to post your link, but um, what should I google to acquire it? Hahah

"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin

tweet tweet

by eightyseven on Jan 29, 2012 3:51 PM CST reply actions  

why I do believe there may be an innaresting

tweet from Brightblack76 at some point…

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 29, 2012 3:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Thanks for the nudge

Michael the mighty

"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin

tweet tweet

by eightyseven on Jan 29, 2012 3:54 PM CST up reply actions  

/follow

/stalk

There are some who call me........Tim?

Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!

Fuck Radim Vrbata.

by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 29, 2012 4:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Not for me

ees for friend

"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin

tweet tweet

by eightyseven on Jan 29, 2012 3:53 PM CST up reply actions  

So

what do you guys think of next years ASG in Columbus?

Im too lazy to make a signature

by BigHoss on Jan 29, 2012 3:53 PM CST reply actions  

I was thinking the same

Only 5-6 hours drive, Great city (went to an osu game a few years ago) and plenty to do outside of the game. I don’t think it would be too difficult to get tickets for it.

Where you goin? Nowhere!

by BlackhawksFan22 on Jan 29, 2012 5:17 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

bad timing?

unless the team has a bounce back year, it’s too bad.

by aeroplane on Jan 29, 2012 3:55 PM CST up reply actions  

The all star games

have been held in the stadium struggling teams like Carolina last year, I dont think many of us thought Ottawa would be as good as they are now so maybe its to get more fans to see the games maybe.

Im too lazy to make a signature

by BigHoss on Jan 29, 2012 3:59 PM CST up reply actions  

want Drinky Price!

mic’d up!!

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 29, 2012 3:56 PM CST reply actions  

How do your groins feel?

Did JR just say that? That’s Pierre’s schtick

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by Flavius on Jan 29, 2012 3:59 PM CST reply actions  

well yesterday during the serious shootout bit,

carey price mentioned his groin was tight, hahahaha

by girlphoenix on Jan 29, 2012 4:00 PM CST up reply actions  

fuck

Don Cherry coming up… time to listen to moar Mudhoney..

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 29, 2012 4:00 PM CST reply actions  

Gad

his SUIT!

"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin

tweet tweet

by eightyseven on Jan 29, 2012 4:04 PM CST up reply actions  

his SUIT!

Really?
I mean, i haven’t seen it but it’s Don Cherry…you’ve gotta be used to it by now.

There are some who call me........Tim?

Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!

Fuck Radim Vrbata.

by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 29, 2012 4:05 PM CST up reply actions  

this one

is bad by Cherry-Standards.. ’nuff said?

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 29, 2012 4:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I know

But his sleeves have a frickin pretzel design or somthing.

"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin

tweet tweet

by eightyseven on Jan 29, 2012 4:06 PM CST up reply actions  

oh, the sleeves..

THE SLEEEEEEVEES!!

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 29, 2012 4:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Pft.

it’s totally one of those wooden fence things that roses grow on/around/whatever.

There are some who call me........Tim?

Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!

Fuck Radim Vrbata.

by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 29, 2012 4:09 PM CST up reply actions  

intrenet search confirmed!

that’s it, thanks!

There are some who call me........Tim?

Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!

Fuck Radim Vrbata.

by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 29, 2012 4:14 PM CST up reply actions  

I prefer pretzels, ruiner.

"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin

tweet tweet

by eightyseven on Jan 29, 2012 4:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Whatevs, hater.

You go have your pretzel sleeves.

There are some who call me........Tim?

Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!

Fuck Radim Vrbata.

by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 29, 2012 4:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Chocolate covered pretzels > you

"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin

tweet tweet

by eightyseven on Jan 29, 2012 4:16 PM CST up reply actions  

You wish.

There are some who call me........Tim?

Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!

Fuck Radim Vrbata.

by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 29, 2012 4:18 PM CST up reply actions  

my eyes, my eyes..!!

there’s only so much bleach in the world, you know…

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 29, 2012 4:05 PM CST up reply actions  

soupy (no balls)!!

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 29, 2012 4:16 PM CST reply actions  

can we get Price in a Hawks sweater?

by aeroplane on Jan 29, 2012 4:22 PM CST reply actions  

I wish. There is no hyperbole grand enough for my Carey Price love.

stay still. shut up. pay attention. adopt as signature moves.
bitches couldn't possibly know about my modal epistemology
Twitter

by JuliaM on Jan 29, 2012 4:39 PM CST up reply actions  

SCOTTISH COMMENTARY

"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin

tweet tweet

by eightyseven on Jan 29, 2012 4:23 PM CST reply actions  

not that i've heard

Give me the wrench....because F*CK him

by sapper16 on Jan 29, 2012 4:28 PM CST up reply actions  

He was funnier last night.

"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin

tweet tweet

by eightyseven on Jan 29, 2012 4:32 PM CST up reply actions  

probably more drunk

Give me the wrench....because F*CK him

by sapper16 on Jan 29, 2012 4:32 PM CST up reply actions  

I think I heard

FUCK YOU ALBERTS!

There are some who call me........Tim?

Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!

Fuck Radim Vrbata.

by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 29, 2012 4:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Panda, stick-handling through all-stars

like a boss.

I wanted the Packers to win the Super Bowl, Megan!

by hairhelmet on Jan 29, 2012 4:30 PM CST reply actions  

Dont you mean

like a Hoss?

How hard can it be?

by Zachilles on Jan 29, 2012 4:31 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

hossa on a line with datsyuk... oh boy...

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 29, 2012 4:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Hossa, Datsyuk, Gaborik

Pretty sure that’s TOO MUCH MAN

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by Flavius on Jan 29, 2012 4:33 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL

PING….PING…. “That’s what I’m talkin’ about!”

by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 29, 2012 4:40 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL

Hartnell’s doing play by play.

"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin

tweet tweet

by eightyseven on Jan 29, 2012 4:40 PM CST reply actions  

Lupul doing blue, love this.

"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin

tweet tweet

by eightyseven on Jan 29, 2012 4:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Chara had mercy

SWEEP THE LEG!

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by Flavius on Jan 29, 2012 4:41 PM CST reply actions  

aaaahahahahahaha

carey price talks about steer ropin…gets scored on.

There are some who call me........Tim?

Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!

Fuck Radim Vrbata.

by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 29, 2012 4:44 PM CST reply actions  

he's built for Montreal...

if he can’t lighten up those fans, no one can.

by aeroplane on Jan 29, 2012 4:48 PM CST up reply actions  

It'd be better

if he were bilingual, you know?

"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin

tweet tweet

by eightyseven on Jan 29, 2012 4:49 PM CST up reply actions  

he could be quadlingual and it wouldn't matter...

he needs to speak les Français. Otherwise, n’est pas bon.

by aeroplane on Jan 29, 2012 4:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I meant Cdn bilingual

duh

"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin

tweet tweet

by eightyseven on Jan 29, 2012 4:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Whatever.

All he needs to learn is “Va te faire foutre”

by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 29, 2012 4:51 PM CST up reply actions  

ferme la bouche.

"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin

tweet tweet

by eightyseven on Jan 29, 2012 4:52 PM CST up reply actions  

I can't figure out why

but apparently “La bouche” works fine for that for actual frenchies.

by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 29, 2012 4:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Pity

I didn’t learn actual French.

"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin

tweet tweet

by eightyseven on Jan 29, 2012 4:54 PM CST up reply actions  

like saying

“Your face!!”

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 29, 2012 4:56 PM CST up reply actions  

ideally

you couple it with the “lip closing” finger-pinch gesture…

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 29, 2012 5:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah my friend's psycho ex

used to do that shit. Drove me nuts. I usually responded by acting confused and saying “Bitte, was?”

by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 29, 2012 5:04 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

or

“welche ist die richtige bahn nach Paris?”.. that works. too..

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 29, 2012 5:09 PM CST up reply actions  

History lesson’d

"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin

tweet tweet

by eightyseven on Jan 29, 2012 5:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Où sont mes pantalons is always handy.

There are some who call me........Tim?

Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!

Fuck Radim Vrbata.

by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 29, 2012 4:53 PM CST up reply actions  

KANER

Give me the wrench....because F*CK him

by sapper16 on Jan 29, 2012 4:52 PM CST reply actions  

kaaaaaaaneee!!!

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 29, 2012 4:52 PM CST reply actions  

I was expecting "dagger" to start...

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 29, 2012 4:53 PM CST reply actions  

i'm still confused as to why drake is there.

There are some who call me........Tim?

Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!

Fuck Radim Vrbata.

by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 29, 2012 4:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Gotta love The Drake

Who’s Drake?

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by Flavius on Jan 29, 2012 4:56 PM CST up reply actions  

YOUNG MONEY or something like that.

"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin

tweet tweet

by eightyseven on Jan 29, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Ahhhh, context....

Tell the truth, I just can’t resist an easy Seinfeld reference

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by Flavius on Jan 29, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Not that there's anything wrong with that

Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?

by The Cup And Back Again on Jan 29, 2012 9:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Seinfeld=

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 29, 2012 11:01 PM CST up reply actions  

drake was on degrassi?

street or junior high?

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 29, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions  

he is?

he was?
he does?

There are some who call me........Tim?

Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!

Fuck Radim Vrbata.

by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 29, 2012 4:59 PM CST up reply actions  

It's funny

NHL brought the most Toronto-centric performer in Ottawa.

"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin

tweet tweet

by eightyseven on Jan 29, 2012 5:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Yay!

"Orange Mocha Frappuccino!"

by justforkicks on Jan 29, 2012 4:53 PM CST reply actions  

dumbass canadian ads #578

Kraft Italiano “Cheese”.. featuring a guy saying “Emmenthal” in an Italian accent…

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 29, 2012 4:58 PM CST reply actions  

More rap?

Let's go Hawks! Detroit sucks!

by HappyHuman on Jan 29, 2012 5:00 PM CST reply actions  

Pity he doesn't have cheering fans near the stage

Dress them skates!

"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin

tweet tweet

by eightyseven on Jan 29, 2012 5:00 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

wyshynski Greg Wyshynski
It would be the greatest thing ever if 100 screaming girls ran out on the ice for Drake like at the Super Bowl and then fell on their asses

"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin

tweet tweet

by eightyseven on Jan 29, 2012 5:02 PM CST reply actions  

It could be worse

They could have had the Biebs sing

by BettyB on Jan 29, 2012 5:03 PM CST up reply actions  

We'll save Bieber rapping

for the NHL awards, bahaha

"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin

tweet tweet

by eightyseven on Jan 29, 2012 5:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Blame Canada...

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 29, 2012 5:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh come on, America

Anything’s better than Far East Movement 2011.

"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin

tweet tweet

by eightyseven on Jan 29, 2012 5:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Far East Movement 2011

I don’t even know what that is.

There are some who call me........Tim?

Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!

Fuck Radim Vrbata.

by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 29, 2012 5:16 PM CST up reply actions  

The NHL Awards musical guests last year? Hahah

"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin

tweet tweet

by eightyseven on Jan 29, 2012 5:17 PM CST up reply actions  

OH right

yeah, that was…very not good.

There are some who call me........Tim?

Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!

Fuck Radim Vrbata.

by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 29, 2012 5:19 PM CST up reply actions  

quite! mediocre!

Canadian Rap… it’s like French Rock..

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 29, 2012 5:03 PM CST up reply actions  

But Saukrates!

stay still. shut up. pay attention. adopt as signature moves.
bitches couldn't possibly know about my modal epistemology
Twitter

by JuliaM on Jan 29, 2012 5:05 PM CST up reply actions  

j'aime bien

Noir Desir.. mais c’est une stereotype qui sont tres droles…

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 29, 2012 5:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Phoenix says shut up

"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin

tweet tweet

by eightyseven on Jan 29, 2012 5:05 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Oh.

Yes.

There are some who call me........Tim?

Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!

Fuck Radim Vrbata.

by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 29, 2012 5:06 PM CST up reply actions  

That better be in agreement

Timmah

"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin

tweet tweet

by eightyseven on Jan 29, 2012 5:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Of course it is.

You know I like good music, sonnnnn.

There are some who call me........Tim?

Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!

Fuck Radim Vrbata.

by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 29, 2012 5:10 PM CST up reply actions  

So with the ASG in Columbus next year...

Does that mean we’re getting Team Wiz?

There are some who call me........Tim?

Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!

Fuck Radim Vrbata.

by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 29, 2012 5:12 PM CST reply actions  

oh dear god...

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 29, 2012 5:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Purported!

I was also assuming Nash would be gone.

There are some who call me........Tim?

Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!

Fuck Radim Vrbata.

by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 29, 2012 5:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey Donk

Deja Vu feeling?

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by Flavius on Jan 29, 2012 5:19 PM CST reply actions  

so great
Tampa Bay Lightning @TBLightning
A few players stick around on the ice at the intermission to see Drake perform. Heard in the hallway: “Hey, isn’t he the guy from Degrassi?”

by girlphoenix on Jan 29, 2012 5:26 PM CST reply actions  

LOL.

"Orange Mocha Frappuccino!"

by justforkicks on Jan 29, 2012 5:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Way to go hossa!

That was great!

Where you goin? Nowhere!

by BlackhawksFan22 on Jan 29, 2012 5:37 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

H-1000!

There are some who call me........Tim?

Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!

Fuck Radim Vrbata.

by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 29, 2012 5:37 PM CST reply actions  

HOSSSSSS!!

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 29, 2012 5:37 PM CST reply actions  

is it too late for an entry for the breakaway?

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 29, 2012 5:38 PM CST reply actions  

Panda! ♥♥♥

SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.
Giving up on even-handedness & politeness. Going for open contempt & disdain.

by ahnfire on Jan 29, 2012 5:38 PM CST reply actions  

sweet

Let's go Hawks! Detroit sucks!

by HappyHuman on Jan 29, 2012 5:38 PM CST reply actions  

talking about Isles trading Chara..

WWMMD?

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 29, 2012 5:39 PM CST reply actions  

For Alexei Yashin.

There are some who call me........Tim?

Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!

Fuck Radim Vrbata.

by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 29, 2012 5:40 PM CST up reply actions  

ahhhahahahahaah

ahahahahhhaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaahaha

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 29, 2012 5:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Exactly

Functional SCH Addict

by Flavius on Jan 29, 2012 5:42 PM CST up reply actions  

hey now...

Yashin had a pretty good career.

by aeroplane on Jan 29, 2012 5:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Notsomuch with the Isles, though.

There are some who call me........Tim?

Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!

Fuck Radim Vrbata.

by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 29, 2012 5:44 PM CST up reply actions  

he didn’t really care much about playing defense but he wasn’t bad with the Isles.

by aeroplane on Jan 29, 2012 5:46 PM CST up reply actions  

The Sens also got the draft pick they used on Spezza.

While Milbury gave Yashin a ridiculous 10 year contract.

There are some who call me........Tim?

Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!

Fuck Radim Vrbata.

by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 29, 2012 5:43 PM CST up reply actions  

see above!

BTW can we haz Iggy?, KTHX

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 29, 2012 5:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow. That was silly good.

There are some who call me........Tim?

Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!

Fuck Radim Vrbata.

by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 29, 2012 5:39 PM CST reply actions  

MVP this game?

Slovakia.

How hard can it be?

by Zachilles on Jan 29, 2012 5:39 PM CST reply actions  

he should steal Morrison's jersey

and take his plane ticket.

SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.
Giving up on even-handedness & politeness. Going for open contempt & disdain.

by ahnfire on Jan 29, 2012 5:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Henrik pulls a Skille.

Doesn’t fall down.
hm

There are some who call me........Tim?

Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!

Fuck Radim Vrbata.

by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 29, 2012 5:41 PM CST reply actions  

can you imagine

the temptation for Timmah there to Suplex a Sedin…

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 29, 2012 5:43 PM CST reply actions  

Soup and Chara +6

Spezza -5

bet cha Alfie gets MVP although I believe Hossa and Gaborik should split it

or give it to all 3 Slovaks

by Canuckslicknutsak on Jan 29, 2012 5:44 PM CST reply actions  

Interesting ASG stats

Campbell and Chara are PLUS 6….Michalek and Spezza MINUS 5

Functional SCH Addict

by Flavius on Jan 29, 2012 5:44 PM CST reply actions  

BTW

Connelly won fastest skater in AHL skills challenge today

by Canuckslicknutsak on Jan 29, 2012 5:45 PM CST reply actions  

no idea

Saw it on sportscentre TSN
we don’t have 5000 college BB games to show replays of

by Canuckslicknutsak on Jan 29, 2012 5:47 PM CST up reply actions  

holy shit...

that Thomas guy is pretty good.

by aeroplane on Jan 29, 2012 5:48 PM CST reply actions  

you're such an Ottawa troll, Timmah

SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.
Giving up on even-handedness & politeness. Going for open contempt & disdain.

by ahnfire on Jan 29, 2012 5:50 PM CST reply actions  

Kaner chatting with Giroux & Hartnell

it’s always interesting to see who our boys talk to

SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.
Giving up on even-handedness & politeness. Going for open contempt & disdain.

by ahnfire on Jan 29, 2012 5:55 PM CST reply actions  

didn't like them asking

Alfie to “Guarantee another season” on the spot.. that’s not cool..

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 29, 2012 5:56 PM CST reply actions  

He will single-handedly

drop the team’s GQ rating by 70 points.

I wanted the Packers to win the Super Bowl, Megan!

by hairhelmet on Jan 30, 2012 12:46 PM CST up reply actions  

but given that we have Sharp & Stals

that will still have us above average for most teams, IMO.

SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.
Giving up on even-handedness & politeness. Going for open contempt & disdain.

by ahnfire on Jan 30, 2012 1:19 PM CST up reply actions  

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