No Time For Love Dr. Jones: Hawks at Canucks Preview/Pregame Thread/Ring Dip Ladder

by SamFels on Jan 31, 2012 4:00 PM CST

vs.

FACEOFF: 9pm Central

TV/RADIO: WGN for both

THE FRUSTRATINGLY COMPETENT, FUNNY, AND INFORMATIVE BLOGGERS FOR A DISTASTEFUL TEAM: Nucks Misconduct

Well, the All Star Break is truly over now. No feeling your way back into it after a week off.

The Hawks tonight have to break three trends. The first is that they're 1-6 in their last seven games against teams over .500 (thank you Mr. Zandberg for doing that bit of research). The second is that they've lost their last four road games. The third is that the past three seasons the Hawks and Canucks have split their four meetings, with each taking one in the other's building. Both teams have done that already this year. But I'm not John Nash, and I'm not looking for patterns in the ether.

The good news is that both Patrick Sharp and Jonathan Toews's music is blaring over the P.A., and they are making their way to the ring. Toews will go back to his top line role, and Sharp will get to try out a new center in Brendan Morrison. Seven years ago, I would have been royally excited by that. But whatever gas Morrison has left in the tank, it still comes with a pretty stout brain, and maybe the steps he's lost are still in the head. To boot, centering for Hossa and Sharp can be a simple task of putting the puck where it needs to go and getting out of the way.

Because of all this shuffling, the line I'm actually most intrigued to see is the third one of Kruger-Bolland-Shaw. The added spice is that Bolland has really made a nest for himself tonight by joining Dave Kaplan in some moronic banter, and you can bet he'll have some attention drawn to him. On the hockey side of it, Bolland had developed a really strong chemistry with Brunette and the now demoted Hayes, doing some excellent work around the net. He'll have to start over, but this pint-sized unit has the potential of being one of the more annoying lines the Hawks have ever iced. But it's that lack of size that's a bit of a worry.

Corey Crawford gets the start, and we can only hope the break has done his gray matter a world of good. We know he'll face a barrage from the off tonight.

As for the Canucks, they're repeating the tactic of the last time these two danced in B.C. I guess the general feeling in Vancouver was that Luongo had one too many mai tais and a little too much sun over the break, so they'll let him simmer on the bench and the Ginger will get the start. There's really no drop off between the two these days, so this can't be considered a break.

The Canucks have gotten back to their chair at the top of the Northwest, after being out for shopping and errands and letting the other children of that division get to play dad for a bit before fading back into the much from whence they came. They have no injury concerns, and will be at full strength.

It'll be match-y upp-y-paloosa tonight, as Alain Vigneault will do everything he can to get The Children of The Corn away from Marlboro 72 (it's a strange language we speak here) and onto Nick Leddy and Niklas Hjalmarsson, which will cause blood to flood our retinas. Coach Quenneville will do what he can to stop that. Even if he does, that second pairing that has caused the angina to irritate are going to have to deal with Ryan Kesler, and while he's been off from his science lab experiment gone wrong form of last year, he still scares the shit out of most of us.

I'd say this would be an excellent way to kick off this three week odyssey across the continent that the Hawks embark on, but they started the last long road trip with a win at Towel Center and then proceeded to cough up any number of hairballs in Alberta. That's a worry for the weekend. Tonight is all that matters right now.

I'm sure the Twitter will be a very civil place tonight...

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AAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

from the twerps:

ChrisKuc Chris Kuc
Appears so. Last guys to leave ice were O’Donnell, Lepisto and Bickell. — RT @HockeyBroad: @ChrisKuc Is Scott playing tonight?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 31, 2012 4:02 PM CST reply actions

/registers domain for FireCoachQ.com

by JesusMarianHossa on Jan 31, 2012 4:04 PM CST up reply actions

sweet jesus

Q loves to gamble. Maybe thats why the Vegas trip always happens.

by oregon_hawk on Jan 31, 2012 4:04 PM CST up reply actions

Well, that had the potential to be an interesting game.

Not anymore though. Blowout.

Blackhawks bleed Red & White.
Nothing is true. All is permitted.
SBNation will only let me choose one favorite team.

by mhsilver on Jan 31, 2012 4:05 PM CST up reply actions

yes.

once scott is in, the game is TOTALLY OVER.

hell, once they post the rosters, why play?

idiot.

by oregon_hawk on Jan 31, 2012 4:10 PM CST up reply actions

Yes, cause obviously there wasn't even a hint of facetiousness in that statement.

Still, adding John Scott to the lineup is like adding a handicap to your team. It’s essentially an unusable defensive pair that will either lead to goals or cause legit defensemen to pile on extra minutes.

Moron.

Blackhawks bleed Red & White.
Nothing is true. All is permitted.
SBNation will only let me choose one favorite team.

by mhsilver on Jan 31, 2012 4:20 PM CST up reply actions

does anyone know the actual numbers for this?

Keith’s AVG TOI with Scott in lineup v TOI without Scott in the lineup
Same for Seabrook, or even Hammer.

SCH moderator.

by SKeen on Jan 31, 2012 5:00 PM CST up reply actions

I'm also

interested in this statistic!

Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell you!

by Gozer the Traveler on Jan 31, 2012 5:32 PM CST via Android app up reply actions

Scott averages 7:47 TOI

No other Dman averages under 12 TOI. Those 5 minutes are going somewhere.

If you must scream to get noticed, maybe you should whisper instead

by Z-man24 on Jan 31, 2012 5:36 PM CST up reply actions

Yeah I understand that, it would just be nice to see the numbers

SCH moderator.

by SKeen on Jan 31, 2012 5:41 PM CST up reply actions

Keith's average TOI for the year is 26:33

In the last 5 games Scott has dressed Keith’s TOI has averaged 29:26

If you must scream to get noticed, maybe you should whisper instead

by Z-man24 on Jan 31, 2012 5:52 PM CST up reply actions

thanks. that is substantial

SCH moderator.

by SKeen on Jan 31, 2012 6:05 PM CST up reply actions

As for the others

Leddy and Seabs also average more TOI with Scott in the line up. Hammer stays about the same. The Calgary game that Seabs got knocked out of is one of the last 5 games Scott has played, so that game kind of throws the #‘s off since Seabs only played 7 min that game and Scott got 10 min. It’s actually probably a little worse if you throw that game out.

If you must scream to get noticed, maybe you should whisper instead

by Z-man24 on Jan 31, 2012 6:07 PM CST up reply actions

Ha! Scott playing on the road is always such an interesting time. Thanks for the “good times”, Q.

by aeroplane on Jan 31, 2012 6:43 PM CST up reply actions

I'll be at this game tonight. Few rows above the penalty boxes.

Hoping for a good, back-and-forth, high-intensity game.

That said, weak team defense, yada yada. I’ll cross my fingers that the addition of Toews and Sharpie adds enough fire-power back into the mix to come out ahead of the damage.

Blackhawks bleed Red & White.
Nothing is true. All is permitted.
SBNation will only let me choose one favorite team.

by mhsilver on Jan 31, 2012 4:09 PM CST reply actions

We need a TV camera spy on those seats.

That way we can see who this guy really roots for.

by DaleHalas on Jan 31, 2012 4:50 PM CST up reply actions

This game?

Definitely the Hawks. They need the points for their division battles WAY more than the Nucks do.

Blackhawks bleed Red & White.
Nothing is true. All is permitted.
SBNation will only let me choose one favorite team.

by mhsilver on Jan 31, 2012 5:05 PM CST up reply actions

I guessing Hi Ho is one of those D Bags in a Green Suit.

There’s a degree of Charlie from “All is Sunny in Philly” that resonates from the trolling commentary.

by NiemiNation on Jan 31, 2012 7:17 PM CST up reply actions

Himself.

"What doesn't kill us makes us stronger"

by Joe Banks on Jan 31, 2012 7:33 PM CST up reply actions

Look for the skinny guy with the skanky blond with ahem, enhanced boobs

That said, it’s WGN so the cameras are shit.

by yardsale on Jan 31, 2012 9:02 PM CST via mobile up reply actions

you never know, there is always the skanky blonde shot

I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down

by AngryGiant on Jan 31, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions

Hi

I’m Bob LeDonne.

by Hi, I'm Bob LeDonne on Jan 31, 2012 4:11 PM CST via mobile reply actions 6 recs

Hi Bob!

Can you go and sort out Q over this Scott business, thanks.

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 31, 2012 4:13 PM CST up reply actions

No.

I give him complete autonomy.

by Hi, I'm Bob LeDonne on Jan 31, 2012 4:56 PM CST via mobile up reply actions

Hi Bob!

Im too lazy to make a signature

by BigHoss on Jan 31, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions

Scott's stat line for tonight:

5:53 TOI (none in final period) 0G 0A 4PIM -1

Meanwhile, Keith and Seabrook will skate 28min each. Exactly what is needed to kick off this Magical Mystery Tour

"Keep jammin' and jammin' until somebody comes on ya."
-Eddie Olczyk

by cdubiel44 on Jan 31, 2012 4:12 PM CST reply actions

Scott Stats

5:53 TOI, Gordie Howe hattrick, 2 Sedin heads as souvenirs, walks on the moon, returns photos of Q boinking a goat.

"There are rough players and there are dirty players. I'm rough and dirty."

by YouFeelShame II on Jan 31, 2012 4:21 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs

Dont forget a natural hatrick too.

Im too lazy to make a signature

by BigHoss on Jan 31, 2012 4:25 PM CST up reply actions

and a Hawks 7-0 whitewash

not to mention 4 assists to go along with the natural hatty. Most efficient 5:53 ever played by an NHLer.

by aeroplane on Jan 31, 2012 6:48 PM CST up reply actions

Fuck the Pacific Time Zone

That is all.

by JesusMarianHossa on Jan 31, 2012 4:29 PM CST reply actions

For once, I'm sorta glad it's a 9:00 start

Band practice ends about that time. I don’t get to miss 75% of the game tonight!

There are some who call me........Tim?

Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!

Fuck Radim Vrbata.

by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Jan 31, 2012 4:34 PM CST up reply actions

band practice?

Do you play triangle?

/highschoolbandforfieldtripsFTW

"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin

tweet tweet

by eightyseven on Jan 31, 2012 5:46 PM CST via mobile up reply actions

No, but there's this flute, and...

"What doesn't kill us makes us stronger"

by Joe Banks on Jan 31, 2012 7:36 PM CST up reply actions

deja vu

"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin

tweet tweet

by eightyseven on Jan 31, 2012 9:02 PM CST up reply actions

Sometimes

i wish i lived in the west like California so that way all of the games would be on at a good time for me.

Im too lazy to make a signature

by BigHoss on Jan 31, 2012 4:34 PM CST up reply actions

It.has.it's.advantages

the.weather.could.be.worse……then.again….it.makes.the.only.nationally.broadcast.games.that.start.at.9am.crappy

I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down

by AngryGiant on Jan 31, 2012 5:51 PM CST up reply actions

I do. And there's plenty of good things about that.

But there’s also a number of less than good things, too. I’d expand on that, but aren’t we supposed to avoid political comments??

by Hawk 4 Life on Jan 31, 2012 6:32 PM CST up reply actions

umm..

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 31, 2012 4:36 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs

GMT+1/d

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 31, 2012 4:36 PM CST up reply actions

Nice one

thats how big an average violin is when Fluffy plays.

Im too lazy to make a signature

by BigHoss on Jan 31, 2012 4:38 PM CST up reply actions

That is one big honker there

Hold my stones I'm on IR

by laaarmer on Jan 31, 2012 4:39 PM CST up reply actions

Excellent.

Are you staying up for this tonight bro?

by GerDevine on Jan 31, 2012 5:37 PM CST up reply actions

yes, yes i am..

day off tomorry

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 31, 2012 5:39 PM CST up reply actions

Lucky you.

I’m staying up for Wild/Preds, but i’m gonna be tipping away at some college projects for the night. I’ve got a presentation about Rhymesayers Entertainment due for tomorrow….

by GerDevine on Jan 31, 2012 5:41 PM CST up reply actions

so you'll just

be sampling the ‘Atmosphere’ amirite?

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 31, 2012 5:45 PM CST up reply actions

Atmosphere and all the other good stuff I found at the weekend.

Brother Ali, Hail Mary Mallon, Grieves, Evidence….It’s one helluva label.

by GerDevine on Jan 31, 2012 5:46 PM CST up reply actions

Gotta love worlds smallest violin!

"What doesn't kill us makes us stronger"

by Joe Banks on Jan 31, 2012 7:39 PM CST up reply actions

The 533lb monster!

Because of all this shuffling, the line I’m actually most intrigued to see is the third one of Kruger-Bolland-Shaw.

That’s got to be one of the lightest lines in the NHL tonight, right? Especially for a third line.

Whoops, read more and realized you pointed that out already.

by zacked on Jan 31, 2012 4:37 PM CST reply actions

Kruger - Bolland - Shaw

Two gnats and a rat!

"What doesn't kill us makes us stronger"

by Joe Banks on Jan 31, 2012 7:40 PM CST up reply actions

I'll bet Scott gets under 2 minutes of ice tonight. Unfuckingbelievable.

I do stuff for CheerTheAnthem

by HjammerTime on Jan 31, 2012 4:38 PM CST reply actions

I say he nets one tonight during those 2:11

Hold my stones I'm on IR

by laaarmer on Jan 31, 2012 4:39 PM CST up reply actions

well

that would singelhandedly shoot Schneider’s trade value to shit. And then they couldn’t trade him and ballard and raymond for Perry.

/hockeybuzz’d

by Code Name Duchess on Jan 31, 2012 4:43 PM CST up reply actions

ONE GOAL

blackhawks and John Scott have the same motto, but I think they mean different things when they say it.

don’t remember who made that joke first..

Also, that one time John Scott was on WGN they were talking about one of the only NHL goals he got back before he was on the hawks, he said he hugged the nearest opposing defensemen he was so happy. Adorable! He described it along the lines of “hey man thanks for sucking”

No no, never never.
Why not?
Against the rules. You know, you're stupid when you do that.

by Just some English pig with no brains on Jan 31, 2012 4:49 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs

aw that is cute

"Orange Mocha Frappuccino!"

by justforkicks on Jan 31, 2012 6:12 PM CST up reply actions

LOL!!

by Skags on Jan 31, 2012 7:25 PM CST up reply actions

what stuns and appals me

is that Q has doubtless sent him out as protection for the “Recovered” Toews and Sharp. Which obviously has worked every other time he’s done it. Not even Chimpy McSmirkton in full meltdown mode is dumb enough to drop them with Scott and he can’t catch anyone. Pointless.

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 31, 2012 4:42 PM CST up reply actions

and in the meantime

he’s gone ahead and weakened protection for our hopefully “recovering” Crow. Genius!

by Code Name Duchess on Jan 31, 2012 4:45 PM CST up reply actions

Let's put him to use.

Take the instigator, take the extra penalty and the suspension and punish “dre” for that weak goal. Don’t even wait for him to drop, just drop em and drop him.

Hold my stones I'm on IR

by laaarmer on Jan 31, 2012 4:49 PM CST up reply actions

that.would.make.him.bertuzzi-esque

say.what.you.will.about.his.playing.ability…..at.least.he.doesn’t.cheapshot.people

I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down

by AngryGiant on Jan 31, 2012 5:54 PM CST up reply actions

the first game we played, that was a blowout, was mostly due to all the penalties we took

just say no to giving the canucks pp time

"Orange Mocha Frappuccino!"

by justforkicks on Jan 31, 2012 6:13 PM CST up reply actions

Also, with Scott the liability out there I see Q playing the top 2 lines, especially Toews even more

increasing their time on the ice/danger zone.

by SludgeFeast on Jan 31, 2012 6:37 PM CST up reply actions

Fluffy is going to see a lot of Handy and Dandy tonight

They don’t fight (unless you count what happened to Hank last year a fight), he can’t catch them with a rocket up his ass and they’ll treat him like the obstacle course at the ASG skills comp. At home, I could somehow rationalize it. On the road, never.

by JesusMarianHossa on Jan 31, 2012 4:48 PM CST up reply actions

Can I get $100 on the over?

We like our people!

by cliffkoroll on Jan 31, 2012 5:05 PM CST up reply actions

Hey, how can you argue with results?

Blackhawks vs Canucks, 2010-2012 (including playoffs):

Record Points%

With Fluffy: 5-2-0 0.714

Without Fluffy: 1-4-1 0.167

And even better, record when Scott gets more than 5 mins TOI:

Fluffy >5min 4-0-0 1.000

by zacked on Jan 31, 2012 5:11 PM CST up reply actions

That just has to be an anomaly of numbers.

Right?

See if you can guess what I am now.

by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 31, 2012 5:12 PM CST up reply actions

Or, when the Hawks have an unassailable lead…

Scott plays more 3rd period minutes to rest Keith and Seabrook.

@aidanbc
Roar you Lions roar

by AidanB on Jan 31, 2012 5:14 PM CST up reply actions

Did Bolly also play in those games?

I don’t recall Scott being on the ice until late in the series

If you must scream to get noticed, maybe you should whisper instead

by Z-man24 on Jan 31, 2012 5:27 PM CST up reply actions

yep

by aeroplane on Jan 31, 2012 6:52 PM CST up reply actions

Awesome!

"What doesn't kill us makes us stronger"

by Joe Banks on Jan 31, 2012 7:45 PM CST up reply actions

I bet he doesn't play

by SludgeFeast on Jan 31, 2012 6:35 PM CST up reply actions

Something you may appreciate...

My buddy’s new man cave wall.

Nucks Misconduct's chief slab of man meat.

by kesrows on Jan 31, 2012 4:42 PM CST reply actions 5 recs

that's fucking awesome!

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 31, 2012 4:43 PM CST up reply actions

Yeah

Reay was his grandfather. His brother is in graphics and made it up for him.

Nucks Misconduct's chief slab of man meat.

by kesrows on Jan 31, 2012 4:48 PM CST up reply actions

that's amazing

thanks for posting.. now i have cave-envy

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 31, 2012 4:49 PM CST up reply actions

.

No Shagga, No Dagga

by Saskjet on Jan 31, 2012 5:08 PM CST up reply actions

New Zealand

is maybe a little far to go…

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 31, 2012 5:22 PM CST up reply actions

Thats awesome

Great Tribute

Im too lazy to make a signature

by BigHoss on Jan 31, 2012 4:46 PM CST up reply actions

You have good taste in friends

just not hockey teams

See if you can guess what I am now.

by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 31, 2012 4:47 PM CST up reply actions

Haha

As it turns out, he’s actually a hardcore Leafs fan.

When we were roomies we divided the room in half with tape. One half Canucks, one half Leafs (and Hawks).

Nucks Misconduct's chief slab of man meat.

by kesrows on Jan 31, 2012 4:50 PM CST up reply actions

Leafs?

That’s too bad. They’re like the Dallas Cowboys of the NHL. Canada’s Team.

See if you can guess what I am now.

by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 31, 2012 4:52 PM CST up reply actions

He’s from TO. So it’s acceptable, I guess.

Nucks Misconduct's chief slab of man meat.

by kesrows on Jan 31, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions

Wow that is sweet

by WhySoSeriousCaptain on Jan 31, 2012 4:47 PM CST up reply actions

I can't put into words how jealous I am...

…why can’t any of my friends be that cool?

by bluekoolaide on Jan 31, 2012 4:50 PM CST up reply actions

Gorgeous!

"I killed a man 'cause he killed my goat."

by activstik on Jan 31, 2012 6:56 PM CST up reply actions

Nice

Thank you, sir! May I have another?

by Badgerdano on Jan 31, 2012 7:30 PM CST up reply actions

That's freaking swwwwweeeet.

I’ve got barbies and littlest pet shops and lego sets all over my basement.

by Skags on Jan 31, 2012 7:40 PM CST up reply actions

LOL

Sounds like my basement until the girls got into high school. Life will improve, Skags, life will improve. LOL
We have a Hawks/Hockey/Badger (of course) theme to our basement. There have been some strange purple additions from Northwestern lately but at least the barbies (and all that other pink crap) are gone gone gone!

I do NOT have a Billy Reay mural though.

Thank you, sir! May I have another?

by Badgerdano on Jan 31, 2012 7:46 PM CST up reply actions

My storyline

I’m excited to see what Bruins- and Sha-arks-slayer Cody Hodsgon brings to this rivalry. Vancouver’s highest-scoring player in the month of January, for those not keeping track.

@aidanbc
Roar you Lions roar

by AidanB on Jan 31, 2012 4:55 PM CST reply actions

prediction

he’ll join the long line of canuck players that have managed to somehow pay absolutely no mind to the looming threat of being “straightened out” by John Scott.

by Code Name Duchess on Jan 31, 2012 4:58 PM CST up reply actions

Nicer

Just noticed the Archer reference

Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?

by The Cup And Back Again on Jan 31, 2012 7:37 PM CST up reply actions

Heeeeeenrik!?

Ready?

Hold my stones I'm on IR

by laaarmer on Jan 31, 2012 5:01 PM CST reply actions 3 recs

Bring it on Sedins

Im too lazy to make a signature

by BigHoss on Jan 31, 2012 5:03 PM CST up reply actions

Bring it or as Joey would say "Which one are you?"

I hate to hear these words, "We hope you enjoyed the broadcast in spite of the outcome." I would rather enjoy the outcome inspite of the broadcast.

by I Love Hawkey on Jan 31, 2012 5:04 PM CST up reply actions

Or to Jonathan Toews

Are you the older version of me?

Im too lazy to make a signature

by BigHoss on Jan 31, 2012 5:09 PM CST up reply actions

/ Are you my dad?

Chicago homer since conception in '87
The best and fastest way to learn a sport is to watch and imitate a champion.
-- Jean-Claude Killy
Cannots take note^

by TazerNation19 on Jan 31, 2012 6:52 PM CST up reply actions

Bolland before scoring a goal, and Bolland after.

by Skags on Jan 31, 2012 7:41 PM CST up reply actions

Is Van wearing 3rds?

Hold my stones I'm on IR

by laaarmer on Jan 31, 2012 5:08 PM CST reply actions

How do Zambonis do with vomit?

by CjSax on Jan 31, 2012 5:13 PM CST up reply actions

How many PIM's for blinding the opposition?

Am I paranoid? I don't know. I went to a therapist once, but I left before he gave me the diagnosis, cause he had it out for me.

by Detroit Must Die on Jan 31, 2012 7:55 PM CST up reply actions

Will Q try to get Bolland out against the Sedins?

If so, I have long thoughts about Andrew Shaw on that line.

We like our people!

by cliffkoroll on Jan 31, 2012 5:10 PM CST reply actions

i assumed yes.

so feel free to share

"Orange Mocha Frappuccino!"

by justforkicks on Jan 31, 2012 6:15 PM CST up reply actions

I was hoping

Carello was suiting up tonight.

Lead writer of nothing, commenter on everything.

by westy99 on Jan 31, 2012 5:14 PM CST reply actions

I forgot that guy even existed.

by aeroplane on Jan 31, 2012 6:55 PM CST up reply actions

Poncho?

"What doesn't kill us makes us stronger"

by Joe Banks on Jan 31, 2012 7:48 PM CST up reply actions

Now he has more time to devote to his career in radio.

Am I paranoid? I don't know. I went to a therapist once, but I left before he gave me the diagnosis, cause he had it out for me.

by Detroit Must Die on Jan 31, 2012 7:49 PM CST up reply actions

And one final picture until Toews goes, well, you know. (this one is my favorite)

Hold my stones I'm on IR

by laaarmer on Jan 31, 2012 5:14 PM CST reply actions

it looks like Seabs has a knife in his hand

"Orange Mocha Frappuccino!"

by justforkicks on Jan 31, 2012 6:15 PM CST up reply actions

he does

a knife of justice

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.

by ITypedforMiles on Jan 31, 2012 6:32 PM CST up reply actions

fuck you alberts!

by girlphoenix on Jan 31, 2012 8:08 PM CST up reply actions

Is it true?

Are Toews and Sharp coming back tonight?
God, I hope you guys beat the Canucks.
Cheers.

"I'll smile in June."

by Lords of Olympia on Jan 31, 2012 5:25 PM CST reply actions

'tis true

Will you be joining us during the festivities?

See if you can guess what I am now.

by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 31, 2012 5:27 PM CST up reply actions

I'm not sure yet.

Calgary isn’t that appealing a team but I’d like to see if the Wings are going to continue to shit the bed the on the road or not.
Something us fans have been wondering about since the break.

"I'll smile in June."

by Lords of Olympia on Jan 31, 2012 5:31 PM CST up reply actions

Yep

Hawks haven’t exactly been lighting it up the road, either. This three week odyssey is going to absolutely wreck my liver.

See if you can guess what I am now.

by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 31, 2012 5:35 PM CST up reply actions

It's been a hell of a year, eh?

"What doesn't kill us makes us stronger"

by Joe Banks on Jan 31, 2012 7:49 PM CST up reply actions

also, I've never been good at bringing goals with me for you guys.

so, not sure if i should come around or not.

"I'll smile in June."

by Lords of Olympia on Jan 31, 2012 5:31 PM CST up reply actions

No need to bring goals

just convince Q that Scott should’nt be in the line up tonight.

If you must scream to get noticed, maybe you should whisper instead

by Z-man24 on Jan 31, 2012 5:33 PM CST up reply actions

Lol. Much like Babcock's deathstare...

Q’s womb broom would probably terrify me too much to try to tell him anything.

"I'll smile in June."

by Lords of Olympia on Jan 31, 2012 5:37 PM CST up reply actions

Womb Broom

Glorious

by WhySoSeriousCaptain on Jan 31, 2012 5:40 PM CST up reply actions

Hirsute fight

Quenneville has no one to compare with in the whole NHL except Paul MacLean.
There are only two mustachioed head coaches in the whole league and both of them are authoritative dusters.

"I'll smile in June."

by Lords of Olympia on Jan 31, 2012 5:48 PM CST up reply actions

A Wings fan cheering for the Hawks?

Oh well, #embracethehate, I guess.

@aidanbc
Roar you Lions roar

by AidanB on Jan 31, 2012 5:28 PM CST up reply actions

Precisely.

Our games this season have been the best hockey I’ve watched in a long time.
It’s more of a family feud. A very old family feud.

"I'll smile in June."

by Lords of Olympia on Jan 31, 2012 5:30 PM CST up reply actions

Mind you, I guess I'll be pulling for the Flames tonight

I look at our NW “rivals” like a look at an Eastern team these days. Basically inconsequential to where the Canucks end up in the standings.

@aidanbc
Roar you Lions roar

by AidanB on Jan 31, 2012 5:51 PM CST up reply actions

You do what you want...

I don’t like seeing the canucks do as well as they do, day in and day out.
And I like the way you guys beat them, when you win against them.

No love lost for rooting against us right now. It’s divisional and that’s what makes it the good kind of hate. :D

"I'll smile in June."

by Lords of Olympia on Jan 31, 2012 5:54 PM CST up reply actions

Aidan is a Nuck fan

See if you can guess what I am now.

by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 31, 2012 6:22 PM CST up reply actions

Oh, had no idea.

Makes it all the funnier.
I hadn’t read his comment correctly.
It makes sense now. Also makes sense of his confusion over my rooting for the Feathers.
Thanks for that.

"I'll smile in June."

by Lords of Olympia on Jan 31, 2012 6:24 PM CST up reply actions

most definitely. our games this season have been crazy good hockey

"Orange Mocha Frappuccino!"

by justforkicks on Jan 31, 2012 6:16 PM CST up reply actions

FUCK THE NUCKS

FUCK YOU ALBERTS!!!

Preemptive Palomino, lets talk political stuff elsewhere .
Recovering rec whore, and SCH's resident troll, lemming and bully.
JUNGLE DRUMS!!! JUNGLE DRUMS!!!

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 31, 2012 5:47 PM CST reply actions 14 recs

That's hilarious

I hate to hear these words, "We hope you enjoyed the broadcast in spite of the outcome." I would rather enjoy the outcome inspite of the broadcast.

by I Love Hawkey on Jan 31, 2012 6:07 PM CST up reply actions

Muy bueno, tres bon ... etc.

by Hawk 4 Life on Jan 31, 2012 6:36 PM CST up reply actions

AV is particularly humorous

by putmeinthemadhouse on Jan 31, 2012 6:59 PM CST up reply actions

Did you make that?

That’s one of the best shops ever. Bravo. BRAVO!!

by Skags on Jan 31, 2012 7:29 PM CST up reply actions

You win.

That’s brilliant!

Thank you, sir! May I have another?

by Badgerdano on Jan 31, 2012 7:35 PM CST up reply actions

Awesome!

but why is Erhoff in the picture?

unless that is Edler, then why does Edler look like Christian Erhoff?

Am I paranoid? I don't know. I went to a therapist once, but I left before he gave me the diagnosis, cause he had it out for me.

by Detroit Must Die on Jan 31, 2012 7:45 PM CST up reply actions

Beatific!

"I killed a man 'cause he killed my goat."

by activstik on Jan 31, 2012 6:55 PM CST reply actions

LETS GO HAWKS!!!

LETS GO HAWKS!!!!
LETS GO HAWKS!!!!!!
LETS GO HAWKS!!!!!!!!

"It's The Chicago Blackhawks, man." ~ Jeremy Roenick, June 9th, 2010.

by Hawkynite! on Jan 31, 2012 7:00 PM CST reply actions

Yeah, I think I can clear up my schedule to watch the Hawks take those creepy twins to task.

2011: A wasted year

by Tepo6688 on Jan 31, 2012 7:25 PM CST reply actions

Of the cuff prediction:

Brendan Morrison will have all of the beat writers (except Rodgers, who is still fixating on Ben Smith) masterbating to his team picture after he scores a goal and dishes out two more to Hossa and Sharp tonight.

Am I paranoid? I don't know. I went to a therapist once, but I left before he gave me the diagnosis, cause he had it out for me.

by Detroit Must Die on Jan 31, 2012 7:34 PM CST reply actions

I could live with that...

But I’m not cleaning it up!

"What doesn't kill us makes us stronger"

by Joe Banks on Jan 31, 2012 7:35 PM CST up reply actions

Anyone watching us (the Wild) vs yer divisional rivals, the Preds?

Very interesting start….

by GerDevine on Jan 31, 2012 7:37 PM CST reply actions

are the Preds losing?

otherwise it is not interesting enough, and YOU’RE FAILING US!

Am I paranoid? I don't know. I went to a therapist once, but I left before he gave me the diagnosis, cause he had it out for me.

by Detroit Must Die on Jan 31, 2012 7:38 PM CST up reply actions

2-0

A very nice Heatley double.

by GerDevine on Jan 31, 2012 7:39 PM CST up reply actions

good work then, beat them

Am I paranoid? I don't know. I went to a therapist once, but I left before he gave me the diagnosis, cause he had it out for me.

by Detroit Must Die on Jan 31, 2012 7:42 PM CST up reply actions

I'm watching the snoozefest that is the Flyers vs Old Hawks South

only 1-1

I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down

by AngryGiant on Jan 31, 2012 7:43 PM CST up reply actions

you fixed your keyboard!

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 31, 2012 7:47 PM CST up reply actions

using the wife's

I have to consciously think about using the space bar though.

If I end up using a period instead, don’t be surprised.

I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down

by AngryGiant on Jan 31, 2012 7:53 PM CST up reply actions

hell, it's close to being a meme at this point

(point… you see what i did th… anyone? anyone? Bueller?)

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 31, 2012 7:57 PM CST up reply actions

"close to being a meme at this dot" you freakin Euro...

No Shagga, No Dagga

by Saskjet on Jan 31, 2012 8:03 PM CST up reply actions

Your Fanpost on NM was a classic

Great work.

by KingKorab on Jan 31, 2012 7:57 PM CST up reply actions

Rangers- Devils for me

2-1, yay!

"Orange Mocha Frappuccino!"

by justforkicks on Jan 31, 2012 7:53 PM CST up reply actions

Obligatory riot post.

by Doshi on Jan 31, 2012 7:57 PM CST reply actions

Off to the bar for good luck!

Later!

"What doesn't kill us makes us stronger"

by Joe Banks on Jan 31, 2012 7:59 PM CST reply actions

canucks suck of course

but Mindcheck.ca is a really great thing they did. And I’ll go back to hating him in a sec, but props to Bieksa as well.

"Orange Mocha Frappuccino!"

by justforkicks on Jan 31, 2012 8:03 PM CST reply actions

CHAAAAAAARRRRRRRRIIIIIITTTTTTYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

/aidanbc’d

@aidanbc
Roar you Lions roar

by AidanB on Jan 31, 2012 8:20 PM CST up reply actions

oh yeah!

you started that one, didn’t you?

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 31, 2012 8:20 PM CST up reply actions

Not only did I start it

I think it was the post that got me started on this wayward SCH journey in the first place.

@aidanbc
Roar you Lions roar

by AidanB on Jan 31, 2012 8:21 PM CST up reply actions

Wayward?

If you ask me, you’re only now starting down the right path.

See if you can guess what I am now.

by IndianHeadCrest on Jan 31, 2012 8:23 PM CST up reply actions

I still have notions of visiting your fair city

Maybe in June when I’m heading eastward for grad school, um, grad. That might depend on how I feel about Chicago come June, though.

@aidanbc
Roar you Lions roar

by AidanB on Jan 31, 2012 8:59 PM CST up reply actions

lol

i totally forgot that was you! good times

"Orange Mocha Frappuccino!"

by justforkicks on Jan 31, 2012 8:22 PM CST up reply actions

That's OK

I totally forgot that my handle here is AidanB and not aidanbc…

@aidanbc
Roar you Lions roar

by AidanB on Jan 31, 2012 8:23 PM CST up reply actions

you have an

@aidanbc below so it’s all good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-lN7V4_Gx0
"I know, Chicago will be cold, tomorrow,
Let's cash in on our thin blood and have another one."

by Chels Dag on Jan 31, 2012 8:23 PM CST up reply actions

One thing I noticed at the ASG is Kane's wrist has definitely not gotten back to 100%

was nice to see him take the big windup on the shattered puck. It has been a while since he has just ripped back like that.

I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down

by AngryGiant on Jan 31, 2012 8:08 PM CST reply actions

yup. hopefully he figures out how to really compensate for it quick

"Orange Mocha Frappuccino!"

by justforkicks on Jan 31, 2012 8:23 PM CST up reply actions

why is hockey not on??????

I’m being forced to watch this horrible tattooing show on spiketv

Give me the wrench....because F*CK him

by sapper16 on Jan 31, 2012 8:08 PM CST reply actions

there is no other game you are able to watch?

"Orange Mocha Frappuccino!"

by justforkicks on Jan 31, 2012 8:13 PM CST up reply actions

not that I'm seeing

is anything on NBCSports?

Give me the wrench....because F*CK him

by sapper16 on Jan 31, 2012 8:14 PM CST up reply actions

washington vs. tampa on nbcsports

"Orange Mocha Frappuccino!"

by justforkicks on Jan 31, 2012 8:15 PM CST up reply actions

goooood goooooood

Give me the wrench....because F*CK him

by sapper16 on Jan 31, 2012 8:16 PM CST up reply actions

I believe there is a game on NotVersus tonight

if you get it.

I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down

by AngryGiant on Jan 31, 2012 8:14 PM CST up reply actions

charity type stuff...

the fine folks at Hockey Wilderness are supporting a deserving cause for Military Families.. they’ve put a fanpost on NM about it.. worth your time

http://www.nucksmisconduct.com/2012/1/31/2762459/defending-the-blue-line-needs-your-vote

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 31, 2012 8:09 PM CST reply actions

Thank you, Nucks Misconduct

for not resorting to “Target Toews’ hand” as a KEY to the freakin’ game: http://canucksarmy.com/2012/1/31/game-50-preview-0-to-100-mph-in-7-days

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Jan 31, 2012 8:15 PM CST via mobile reply actions

Philly/Thrasherpeg getting feisty

by CjSax on Jan 31, 2012 8:18 PM CST reply actions

almost another fight there

I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down

by AngryGiant on Jan 31, 2012 8:19 PM CST up reply actions

Learned to play defense this time

Last two times they played the scores were 9-8 and 6-4

by CjSax on Jan 31, 2012 8:21 PM CST up reply actions

unfortunately

I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down

by AngryGiant on Jan 31, 2012 8:21 PM CST up reply actions

going to OT

I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down

by AngryGiant on Jan 31, 2012 8:30 PM CST up reply actions

Peg has missed on 387 odd-man rushes

by CjSax on Jan 31, 2012 8:33 PM CST up reply actions

387.523863

for our NM guests

I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down

by AngryGiant on Jan 31, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions

that depends on which NM guests are visiting.

Nucks Misconduct writer, ambassador and prima donna.
Note to self: there's always a dirty joke somewhere in there....
@NM_missy

by missy on Jan 31, 2012 8:35 PM CST up reply actions

Wet T-shirt contest time

I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down

by AngryGiant on Jan 31, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions

Moving on to "hockey"

by CjSax on Jan 31, 2012 8:38 PM CST up reply actions

Peg wins

3-0 vs. Philly

by CjSax on Jan 31, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions

The official twitter mentioned earlier

that Bruno has scored the most goals against Van of the current Hawks players. Would anyone know where to look (other than at all individual records) to see who has scored the most against other teams, currently or all-time?

by girlphoenix on Jan 31, 2012 8:21 PM CST reply actions

well we know Stals is CBJ without looking

SCH moderator. I'm the nice one. Really, I am. (you can quit laughing now)

by stacie7 on Jan 31, 2012 8:26 PM CST up reply actions

I'm kinda more curious to know who has scored the most against the Hawks

by girlphoenix on Jan 31, 2012 8:27 PM CST up reply actions

wow

how many would he get against them if he looked! :p

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 31, 2012 8:29 PM CST up reply actions

/groan

SCH moderator. I'm the nice one. Really, I am. (you can quit laughing now)

by stacie7 on Jan 31, 2012 8:30 PM CST up reply actions

hi

how’s it going?

Nucks Misconduct writer, ambassador and prima donna.
Note to self: there's always a dirty joke somewhere in there....
@NM_missy

by missy on Jan 31, 2012 8:31 PM CST reply actions

evening

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 31, 2012 8:32 PM CST up reply actions

It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing Milkbone shorts

If you must scream to get noticed, maybe you should whisper instead

by Z-man24 on Jan 31, 2012 8:33 PM CST up reply actions

OK Norm but I guess that's better than

having a banana in your pants and setting a monkey loose

SCH moderator. I'm the nice one. Really, I am. (you can quit laughing now)

by stacie7 on Jan 31, 2012 8:37 PM CST up reply actions

I was wondering who might catch that

The banana/monkey scenario seems unpleasant as well

If you must scream to get noticed, maybe you should whisper instead

by Z-man24 on Jan 31, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions

It just happens to be my favorite line from Cheers

SCH moderator. I'm the nice one. Really, I am. (you can quit laughing now)

by stacie7 on Jan 31, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions

I'm pretty sure I saw that episode on it's first showing

laughed my ass off, have used it a few times but no one gets it

If you must scream to get noticed, maybe you should whisper instead

by Z-man24 on Jan 31, 2012 8:42 PM CST up reply actions

My favorite

Norm-ism:

Whacha up to, Mr. Peterson? -Woody
My ideal weight if I was 11 feet tall. -Norm

"What the hell, let's review it." - Dale Tallon
"They are!" - Pat Foley
"What a farce." - Dale Tallon

by HawkVision on Jan 31, 2012 8:44 PM CST via mobile up reply actions

Pregamin

Watching the Caps and Bolts. Drinking . You?

by 2883 on Jan 31, 2012 8:35 PM CST up reply actions

watching Leafs and Pens. Have yet to touch my tea.

Nucks Misconduct writer, ambassador and prima donna.
Note to self: there's always a dirty joke somewhere in there....
@NM_missy

by missy on Jan 31, 2012 8:35 PM CST up reply actions

Spiked tea?

How bout the comeback… Malkin with the goal to tie it

by 2883 on Jan 31, 2012 8:37 PM CST up reply actions

not happy with the comeback.
i’m interested in seeing Toronto back in the playoffs.

Nucks Misconduct writer, ambassador and prima donna.
Note to self: there's always a dirty joke somewhere in there....
@NM_missy

by missy on Jan 31, 2012 8:37 PM CST up reply actions

Oh... Well

In terms of your hockey allegiances… I hope you have a bad night.. ( no offense :) ) But other wise I hope you have a great night….

by 2883 on Jan 31, 2012 8:38 PM CST up reply actions

and the tea is straight.

Nucks Misconduct writer, ambassador and prima donna.
Note to self: there's always a dirty joke somewhere in there....
@NM_missy

by missy on Jan 31, 2012 8:38 PM CST up reply actions

I suppose it is a Tuesday night

by 2883 on Jan 31, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions

Didn't know Brouwer had an A in Washington. Is it because of the people who are out injured?

Either way, nice to see him score on the Lightning.

How hard can it be?

by Zachilles on Jan 31, 2012 8:34 PM CST reply actions

i didn't know that either! good for him

"Orange Mocha Frappuccino!"

by justforkicks on Jan 31, 2012 8:36 PM CST up reply actions

Going to school in DC

He is genuinely a fan favorite amongst the Caps faithful.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-lN7V4_Gx0
"I know, Chicago will be cold, tomorrow,
Let's cash in on our thin blood and have another one."

by Chels Dag on Jan 31, 2012 8:37 PM CST up reply actions

very cool, i like when our (former) guys do well

"Orange Mocha Frappuccino!"

by justforkicks on Jan 31, 2012 8:38 PM CST up reply actions

The "A" is actually Backstrom

But since he’s out, they gave it to Brouwer, which is pretty cool for a first year player.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-lN7V4_Gx0
"I know, Chicago will be cold, tomorrow,
Let's cash in on our thin blood and have another one."

by Chels Dag on Jan 31, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions

yeah for sure!

"Orange Mocha Frappuccino!"

by justforkicks on Jan 31, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions

Yeah, and Ovechkin is also out, so I figured it was because of that. Still nice to see him get that respect though.

How hard can it be?

by Zachilles on Jan 31, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions

I didn't realize Ovechkin was out too

by girlphoenix on Jan 31, 2012 8:41 PM CST up reply actions

suspended?

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 31, 2012 8:42 PM CST up reply actions

haha i totally forgot about that

by girlphoenix on Jan 31, 2012 8:42 PM CST up reply actions

it all seemed so long ago....

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 31, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions

that was before the all-star break

almost a lifetime ago

by girlphoenix on Jan 31, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions

suspended

I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down

by AngryGiant on Jan 31, 2012 8:42 PM CST up reply actions

Having gone to a few games at the start of the season

Brouwer was the only one flipping pucks over glass at warm ups, joking with fans, and only him and Brooks Laich really ran Warm-ups the way team leaders do. Fans love him and the work he puts in. I’m happy for him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-lN7V4_Gx0
"I know, Chicago will be cold, tomorrow,
Let's cash in on our thin blood and have another one."

by Chels Dag on Jan 31, 2012 8:41 PM CST up reply actions

Brouwer <3

"Orange Mocha Frappuccino!"

by justforkicks on Jan 31, 2012 8:47 PM CST up reply actions

I think so.

Caps’ site says the As are Backstrom and Knuble. Backstrom is out and I think they’ve been rotating the A between Laich and Brouwer

by girlphoenix on Jan 31, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions

Laich

Really should be captain on that team.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-lN7V4_Gx0
"I know, Chicago will be cold, tomorrow,
Let's cash in on our thin blood and have another one."

by Chels Dag on Jan 31, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions

Brooks Laich is a great person

by girlphoenix on Jan 31, 2012 8:41 PM CST up reply actions

He gave out pucks on Halloween!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-lN7V4_Gx0
"I know, Chicago will be cold, tomorrow,
Let's cash in on our thin blood and have another one."

by Chels Dag on Jan 31, 2012 8:42 PM CST up reply actions

He also might stop and change your tire too

by girlphoenix on Jan 31, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions

One could only hope.

I was hoping that he’d be a pick up for the Hawks last offseason.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-lN7V4_Gx0
"I know, Chicago will be cold, tomorrow,
Let's cash in on our thin blood and have another one."

by Chels Dag on Jan 31, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions

everyone was hoping that

i just wish that washington had signed him right away rather than let people get their hopes up with possibilities

by girlphoenix on Jan 31, 2012 8:45 PM CST up reply actions

good lord why didn't you go 5-hole stepan

"Orange Mocha Frappuccino!"

by justforkicks on Jan 31, 2012 8:36 PM CST reply actions

ugh richards

"Orange Mocha Frappuccino!"

by justforkicks on Jan 31, 2012 8:37 PM CST up reply actions

ugh ugh ugh gaborik

"Orange Mocha Frappuccino!"

by justforkicks on Jan 31, 2012 8:38 PM CST up reply actions

Tiddlywinks for Leafs / Pens

SCH moderator. I'm the nice one. Really, I am. (you can quit laughing now)

by stacie7 on Jan 31, 2012 8:41 PM CST reply actions

any word on lines yet?

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 31, 2012 8:43 PM CST reply actions

Yes

25-19-88
10-17-81
16-36-65
(4th line tbd) but at practice it was 29-22-28

by 2883 on Jan 31, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions

and the D?

do we have official confirmation of the Murdersaurus Experience hitting the ice?

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 31, 2012 8:46 PM CST up reply actions

according to jesse rogers he is

excuse me while i go vomit

"Orange Mocha Frappuccino!"

by justforkicks on Jan 31, 2012 8:49 PM CST up reply actions

looks like a picked a heck of a week

to quit smoking, drinking, sniffing glue and sucking the blood out of wounded puppies

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Jan 31, 2012 8:50 PM CST up reply actions

you know what annoys me the most about him?

when he replies in a tweet to someone “read my blog” wouldn’t it just be easier to answer the fucking question douchebag?

by girlphoenix on Jan 31, 2012 8:50 PM CST up reply actions

I just started this whole twitter thing

and I already hate him

Give me the wrench....because F*CK him

by sapper16 on Jan 31, 2012 8:52 PM CST up reply actions

his twitter is pretty useless (and also rage inducing most of the time)

but occasionally he has some weird random ass interesting quote from the players. most all the beat reporters will tweet the same thing at the same time

by girlphoenix on Jan 31, 2012 8:53 PM CST up reply actions