Avalanche @ Blackhawks - Second Period Thread
In bar light, she looked alright. In daylight, she looked desperate. That's alright, I was desperate too. I'm getting pretty sick of this interview.
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Wow, no realignment next year
thanks to the players association.
I was looking forward to playing each team 2×.
I will be pissed as hell if there's a lockout
The amount of stupid it would take would astounds me
it would mean I had less opportunity to see the hawks live
but I still liked it
I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down
COL Broadcast says Tazer,
Called the team and himself out today. Is this true?
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 6, 2012 8:30 PM CST reply actions
They might be talking about his quotes about the rookies
How he said they did well and the entire team needs to step up. And that “fly-bys” comment.
Someone go look in the clubhouse. I know the rean Hawks are in there somewhere,.
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 6, 2012 8:31 PM CST reply actions
Por favor
Mas goal por los blackhawks. Necesito celebracion!
Nymphin' Ain't Easy Fly Fishing
Back off man, I'm a scientist
What a mess.
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 6, 2012 8:32 PM CST reply actions
What do you know. The back door play can work.
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 6, 2012 8:32 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
This is brutal
nobody on the ice or in the crowd seems to be into this game
This
is BULLSHIT. /Daniels’d
stay still. shut up. pay attention. adopt as signature moves.
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hey shaw.....now is the time to start a fight off the draw
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Seems like we do that
same offensive play all the time and the goalie always gets across to stop it. Now do you Crow fans understand how bad a goalie he really is?
Thanks, biscuit
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 6, 2012 8:35 PM CST reply actions
If they drive real fast from Rockford
can we get a few more Icehogs here to start the 3rd?
by Gate3anuhHalf on Jan 6, 2012 8:35 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Shake it off Crow
I don’t know what that twirly thing was
Have you ever seen a goalie
that far away on a simple wrap-around? Crow is way out of his league up here.
When the D doesn't trust their goalie the over pursue.
When the G doesn’t trust his D, he comes out too far.
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 6, 2012 8:37 PM CST up reply actions
Bickell
has Kane’s head in Bickell’s body.
if Bickell had Kane's head
wouldn’t that make him smarter with the puck?
Bickell
plays like a little guy with speed, great hands and a quick stick unfortunately, he’s a big guy without a lot of speed and so/so hands and stick.
hope so
I always have faith they can turn it around
clown shoes time
just when I thought this couldn’t get more depressing
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See what happens to a team
when it loses its sandpaper?
/sarcasm
by Gate3anuhHalf on Jan 6, 2012 8:41 PM CST via mobile reply actions
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by Hi, I'm Bob LeDonne on Jan 6, 2012 8:41 PM CST via mobile reply actions
oh yea...clownstorm
But in the end, I think it's going to come back to the Globetrotters, because if there's one thing they know, it's "globe-trotting!"
We clear the puck ourselves.
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 6, 2012 8:41 PM CST reply actions
we play both PP and PK...multi-talented
But in the end, I think it's going to come back to the Globetrotters, because if there's one thing they know, it's "globe-trotting!"
Okay, I'm wearing fez. Let's see if this helps.
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 6, 2012 8:42 PM CST reply actions
Unfortunately I don't have a stetson
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 6, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions
Kane, wtf?
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 6, 2012 8:42 PM CST reply actions
He doesn't take PP demotion ewll
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Dump and chase is ok..
…..as long as you chase.
I see a bad moon arising...
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Wake me when it's baseball season.
If my team’s gonna suck, I want it to be the Cubs.
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 6, 2012 8:44 PM CST reply actions
what do you know
more depressing
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Jesus Crizzy.
stay still. shut up. pay attention. adopt as signature moves.
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this game sucks
I’m wasting my time with this, tonight
Fez didn't help.
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 6, 2012 8:44 PM CST reply actions
Did these guys walk back from Philly last night?
The whole team looks gassed
by Gate3anuhHalf on Jan 6, 2012 8:44 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Our best goalie is Razr?
Uh oh. Why me laugh?
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Not Crow's fault they got off the shot
but it should have been a pretty easy save.
either Kane, Hossa, or Toews Fuck you mode would help
been a while, especially for Kane
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Time to look at what is both on the bench and behind it
Fucking deadass team
by CjSax on Jan 6, 2012 8:45 PM CST via mobile reply actions
And under it.
This is pathetic.
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 6, 2012 8:46 PM CST up reply actions
Damn it. Clear the puck so Biscuit can get a stick.
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 6, 2012 8:46 PM CST reply actions
He's not the only one
But in the end, I think it's going to come back to the Globetrotters, because if there's one thing they know, it's "globe-trotting!"
Oh the team as a whole is obviously playing like shit
But you have to address the weeping sores.
People have to be held responsible for their play.
If someone hasn’t talked to him yet then that needs to happen, if that isn’t working then he needs to grab some pine.
yes, because when the entire team is playing like shit
telling one player to clean up his act is the surefire way to fix the problem.
I only pointed out Leddy, who has stood out to me as being quite bad.
I never said he isn’t the only player to address.
I agree he needs to get his shit together
But I’ll take a struggling Leddy over Scott in any capacity
he's playing 25+ minutes a game...
I called this earlier on. No way was he going to sustain the success playing more than 20/21 minutes per night.
Clown shoes?
Start the clown car. Let’s all get in.
Are you fucking kidding me?
BOTH D men leave the puck alone behind our net?
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 6, 2012 8:47 PM CST reply actions
If I really wanted to watch shitty hockey
I’d watch my Ducks play. Seriously. Wtf is this? Can someone apart from the Captain do something? It’s not like Toews hasn’t been carrying this time for half the season already.
I really want to disagree with you.
But I can’t right now.
No kidding.
My Wild forgot how to play hockey. USA shit the bed in the WJC. Finland lost in the semis and the bronze medal game. I thought at least the Hawks would give me something to cheer for! Screw my homework I’m busting out the whiskey!
Remember a long time ago
when the Hawks actually played some type of offensive system? Now it looks like 4 guys just skating around and throwing the occasional puck in the direction of the net.
Maybe we are delusional and they just aren’t as good as we all thought they were.
No worries, this was the plan all along!
I don't know when they are underachieving and when they are overachieving
Their games are so polarized
That's what makes it so frustrating. Whatever is between their ears is ruining them
This team is GOOD. But they aren’t playing like it.
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 6, 2012 8:50 PM CST up reply actions
We've been pretty lucky with all of those come from behind games 1st half
Looks like it has it finally caught up to us. So is this the true character of the team? I don’t know right now
Where you goin? Nowhere!
by BlackhawksFan22 on Jan 6, 2012 8:54 PM CST up reply actions
We are so focused on pretty goals
that our offense has been two dimensional and we simply do not even try the type plays on which the rest of the league scores the most of their goals.
How is it the kids from Rockford are playing better than the all stars?
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 6, 2012 8:49 PM CST reply actions
You mean it doesn't count if we just bank it off the boards?
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 6, 2012 8:51 PM CST up reply actions
Rumor
The NHL made a rule, the net the Hawks shoot as is actually 5′×3′ and not 6′×4′., but somebody forgot to tell the Hawks this happened.
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 6, 2012 8:51 PM CST up reply actions
Avs are scary fast
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Or
Thew Hawks are being painfully slow
by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 6, 2012 8:52 PM CST up reply actions
Is the strategy "Throw pucks at the net."
Or throw pucks straight into the goalie.
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 6, 2012 8:54 PM CST reply actions
there's a difference?
you should tell someone
I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down
Next time we try a wrap around
I am going to shoot this dog.
The one that has lived a long and happy life but is now diseased and pained more than he can stand?
That is quite humane of you.
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Is your puppy
a neo-nazi racist?
But in the end, I think it's going to come back to the Globetrotters, because if there's one thing they know, it's "globe-trotting!"
Not like it really matters
I can already smell the shut out
No worries, this was the plan all along!
And we still have five more minutes of this period
ugh, what bullshit
yep
awesome
I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
by ITypedforMiles on Jan 6, 2012 8:57 PM CST up reply actions
Yep, there it goes
So Keith will only play 27 instead of 29
Nothing like a shorty to turn the mo.
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 6, 2012 8:56 PM CST reply actions
Good thing.Ive got my poopsock
by Hi, I'm Bob LeDonne on Jan 6, 2012 8:56 PM CST via mobile reply actions
This game is like a heaping dish of hard-boiled milksteak
But in the end, I think it's going to come back to the Globetrotters, because if there's one thing they know, it's "globe-trotting!"
2nd goal screencap

This has been epidemic again for at least a few games. Might have something to do with Kaner at center (instead of Kruger) IMO.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Jan 6, 2012 8:58 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
It's goes back to the beginning of the slump.
The forwards just stopped playing D.
And flec’d
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 6, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions
Epic
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too much puck gazing. Ugly
Where you goin? Nowhere!
by BlackhawksFan22 on Jan 6, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions
Great seats for 10-88-36.
How much are those tickets?
you can have all 3 for $13M
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This needs to be posted all over the internet. All the forwards should have this posted on thier locker
and find it next to their corn flakes in the morning.
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 6, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions
Patrick Kane = Alexander Mogilny
Sure he can be one of the more electrifying players in the game, but at the end of the day the hard decision may have to be made when your defence and goaltending is suspect, especially if Ryan Miller comes available.
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"You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself into one."
this community is going hard on Kaner lately...
I had some constructive things to say about his game some years ago (regarding his defensive game) and got piled on. How the tide has turned…
that's because it was constructive
the only kind of talk about kane that is tolerated is the he’s lazy/plays like shit, trade him variety
"Well now you're just talking like Foghorn Leghorn!"
Not sure there,
but that made me realize I should’ve captioned that photo “The Flying V to the rescue!”
by ChicagoNativeSon on Jan 6, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
the only thing missing from that photo
is Varlamov slipping past Hjammer.
Do the Hawks not remember where the net is?
can we at least make Varlamov’s job difficult?
Bolly spearing the shit out of Varlamov
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I am not sure if I am more angry or sad.
I think booze will be the solution tonight.
by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 6, 2012 9:02 PM CST reply actions
Angry.
When your team is bad, you’re sad. When you’re team is good, and playing bad, you’re angry.
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 6, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions
If we lost, we'll be in 5th.
I think Sad is also right.
by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 6, 2012 9:05 PM CST up reply actions
somebody just doesn't want to be in a good mood.
But in the end, I think it's going to come back to the Globetrotters, because if there's one thing they know, it's "globe-trotting!"
Somebody's got a case of the Mondays
but it’s only Friday, Friday, getting shutout on Friday…
by ChicagoNativeSon on Jan 6, 2012 9:20 PM CST up reply actions
and after Friday
It’s Saturday.
Which Forward will Q-stache Sit?
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to alchohol
the cause of and solution to all of life’s problems
I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down
Thank God Shaw saved that whistle
this game doesn’t need to go on any longer than needed.
No worries, this was the plan all along!
So I bet I'll be happier getting wrecked for my friend's birthday
Instead of watching the game on Sunday sober, right?
And then they find themselves in the same situation as last year.
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Just 1 goal
start small, just score 1 goal
If you must scream to get noticed, maybe you should whisper instead
That's the first time
I’ve every heard ’Here come the Hawks" sound like a dirge.
Kane finally putting on (some) pressure...
Now if you score a hattrick in third, all will be forgiven for your lazy backcheck on the second goal.
Everyone looked gas
But the last minute at least we saw the Avalanche net. Grasping at last straws here for SOME upside.
He really isn't a good defender is he.
I would like to sit in CBOE seats just to talk shit to the players at times like these.
No worries, this was the plan all along!
No he isn't
But with the exception of Toews and Hoss and Sharp on a play or two, none of the forwards seem to know the meaning of BACKCHECK.
He only has one in the last month, so don’t get your hopes up.
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I like to live in a delusional world where third period is a place for magic to happen
And not a disaster in the making
I expect no less than an ovechtrick in the third. anything less and he is a lazy overpaid.........blah...blah...blah
I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down
More than being lazy, I think his confidence has serious been shot dead
Someone give him a few freebies so he can start being in FUCK YOU mmode
thats what i think it is, but that is obviously not what most other people do. he's playing tight. except for on do where he's playing hella loose
"Well now you're just talking like Foghorn Leghorn!"
TOI
Keith: 18:16
Hammer: 15:34
Seabs: 17:56
Leddy: 16:37
Olsen: 07:45
Scott: 07:45 (a whopping 50 seconds in the 2nd)
Also, Bickell only had 1:39 that period
Just got in.
I really wished I hadnt checked NHL.com. I couldve lived in ignorance thinking we were winning
I was going to take a shit during the period break
But I think I will wait until the third starts so I can do it at the same time as the Hawks. HOYOOOOOOO
by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 6, 2012 9:10 PM CST reply actions
Hey, can we get that little kid
to play in the 3rd?
No, the little kid during shoot the puck
He shot it towards the net, and it went in. Imagine that
ah...I only have an avs feed
I say we put the bimbo on the 4th line. even though I haven’t seen shoot the puck
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Nah, she missed
but the little kid put it in the center hole.
Blackhawks – 0
Little Kid – 1
does it matter? I want to see high heeled stripper skates
I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down
that's kind of scary
I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down
blah
Shots: COL-16, CHI-17 (Stals 4, Duncs Toews Fro 2, Leddy Sharp Bruno Olsen Hayes Hoss Kane)
Hits: COL-24, CHI-15 (Olsen 5, Seabs 3, Shaw 2, Leddy Sharp Bruno Stals Fro)
Giveaways: COL-2, CHI-7 (Duncs Jelly Seabs Stals Scott Fro Kane)
Takeaways: COL-4, CHI-10 (Kane 3, Duncs Toews 2, Shaw Fro Hoss)
Blocked Shots: COL-9, CHI-7 (Seabs Leddy 2, Jelly Bolly Fro)
Attempts Blocked: COL-7, CHI-9 (Duncs 3, Toews Hoss 2, Seabs Leddy)
Missed Shots: COL-6, CHI-14 (Stals 3, Seabs Sharp Toews Fro 2, Mayers Bicks Hayes)
Faceoffs: COL-38%, CHI-62%
Playing D like you mean it.
Avs 147
Hawks 3
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 6, 2012 9:12 PM CST up reply actions
faceoffs
Toews 11/15 73%
Mayers 3/5 60%
Stals 0/1 0%
Bolly 5/11 45%
Hayes 0/1 0%
Shaw 4/5 80%
Fro 1/1 100%
We're winning almost all the stat colums.
this is depressing. the 62% FO’s make it worse.
Youn need to look at those stats a little differently.
Being ahead 7-2 in giveaways is not winning.
Being ahead 14-6 in missed shots is not winning.
Of the eight stats presented, Avs are ahead in four of them.
Ah
Should have bothered reading them myself :p
by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 6, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions
sounds about right...
another night at the office for Fro.
Shoot The Puck
If one of these guys (or girls) puts a shot on net from center ice, can we dress them for the 3rd?
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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 6, 2012 9:11 PM CST reply actions
if only to have someone new to bemoan?
But in the end, I think it's going to come back to the Globetrotters, because if there's one thing they know, it's "globe-trotting!"
I like that little feature the Avs just did
about how they’re so so great at faceoffs while tonight they’re getting jobbed at the dot
I don't know what that means
I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down
Your twinkies weren't already creamed?
You should ask for a refund
Or find a different source
for your twinkies.
I am never, ever accepting a twinkie from you.
But in the end, I think it's going to come back to the Globetrotters, because if there's one thing they know, it's "globe-trotting!"

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