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Avalanche @ Blackhawks - Second Period Thread

In bar light, she looked alright. In daylight, she looked desperate. That's alright, I was desperate too. I'm getting pretty sick of this interview.

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FUCK LOSING

But in the end, I think it's going to come back to the Globetrotters, because if there's one thing they know, it's "globe-trotting!"

by hairhelmet on Jan 6, 2012 8:27 PM CST reply actions  

Wow, no realignment next year

thanks to the players association.

I was looking forward to playing each team 2×.

by Landozelig on Jan 6, 2012 8:27 PM CST reply actions  

Really? I hadn't heard

No worries, this was the plan all along!

by Tuke on Jan 6, 2012 8:28 PM CST up reply actions  

I will be pissed as hell if there's a lockout

The amount of stupid it would take would astounds me

by mad-hatter on Jan 6, 2012 8:28 PM CST up reply actions  

it would mean I had less opportunity to see the hawks live

but I still liked it

I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down

by AngryGiant on Jan 6, 2012 8:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Moar Hawks Goals please!!!

Preemptive Palomino, lets talk political stuff elsewhere .
Recovering rec whore, and SCH's resident troll and lemming.

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 6, 2012 8:29 PM CST reply actions  

COL Broadcast says Tazer,

Called the team and himself out today. Is this true?

Preemptive Palomino, lets talk political stuff elsewhere .
Recovering rec whore, and SCH's resident troll and lemming.

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 6, 2012 8:30 PM CST reply actions  

They might be talking about his quotes about the rookies

How he said they did well and the entire team needs to step up. And that “fly-bys” comment.

by mad-hatter on Jan 6, 2012 8:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Por favor

Mas goal por los blackhawks. Necesito celebracion!

Nymphin' Ain't Easy Fly Fishing
Back off man, I'm a scientist

by BigCSouthside on Jan 6, 2012 8:31 PM CST reply actions  

shitbags

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.

by ITypedforMiles on Jan 6, 2012 8:32 PM CST reply actions  

FUCK

AGAIN

How hard can it be?

by Zachilles on Jan 6, 2012 8:32 PM CST reply actions  

Ouch

If you must scream to get noticed, maybe you should whisper instead

by Z-man24 on Jan 6, 2012 8:32 PM CST reply actions  

more crappy

I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down

by AngryGiant on Jan 6, 2012 8:32 PM CST reply actions  

What a mess.

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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 6, 2012 8:32 PM CST reply actions  

That's just wrong

too wrong

Bad Czechs are good for a team.

by chiazdog on Jan 6, 2012 8:32 PM CST reply actions  

What do you know. The back door play can work.

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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 6, 2012 8:32 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

This is brutal

nobody on the ice or in the crowd seems to be into this game

by Landozelig on Jan 6, 2012 8:33 PM CST reply actions  

This is really sucking

This is over. You can go ahead and order the autopsy now.

by derlemke on Jan 6, 2012 8:33 PM CST reply actions  

This

is BULLSHIT. /Daniels’d

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by JuliaM on Jan 6, 2012 8:33 PM CST reply actions  

hey shaw.....now is the time to start a fight off the draw

I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down

by AngryGiant on Jan 6, 2012 8:33 PM CST reply actions  

Seems like we do that

same offensive play all the time and the goalie always gets across to stop it. Now do you Crow fans understand how bad a goalie he really is?

by stanfordron on Jan 6, 2012 8:33 PM CST reply actions  

OK Stan

Start flipping through your Rolodex.

No worries, this was the plan all along!

by Tuke on Jan 6, 2012 8:34 PM CST reply actions  

Thanks, biscuit

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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 6, 2012 8:35 PM CST reply actions  

Damn, Crow

2 posts….need to cover both, dude

by Flavius on Jan 6, 2012 8:35 PM CST reply actions  

ugh sharp why you no score there

i’m so behind

"Well now you're just talking like Foghorn Leghorn!"

by justforkicks on Jan 6, 2012 8:35 PM CST reply actions  

WTF was that Crow?

No worries, this was the plan all along!

by Tuke on Jan 6, 2012 8:35 PM CST reply actions  

Shake it off Crow

I don’t know what that twirly thing was

by mad-hatter on Jan 6, 2012 8:35 PM CST reply actions  

This performance is just fucking SAD.

No worries, this was the plan all along!

by Tuke on Jan 6, 2012 8:36 PM CST reply actions  

Have you ever seen a goalie

that far away on a simple wrap-around? Crow is way out of his league up here.

by stanfordron on Jan 6, 2012 8:36 PM CST reply actions  

going to keep posting

until you draw a response?

oh, damn.

by oregon_hawk on Jan 6, 2012 8:37 PM CST up reply actions  

No.

Once for each major fuck-up.

by stanfordron on Jan 6, 2012 8:38 PM CST up reply actions  

When the D doesn't trust their goalie the over pursue.

When the G doesn’t trust his D, he comes out too far.

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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 6, 2012 8:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Bickell

has Kane’s head in Bickell’s body.

by stanfordron on Jan 6, 2012 8:38 PM CST up reply actions  

if Bickell had Kane's head

wouldn’t that make him smarter with the puck?

by mad-hatter on Jan 6, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Bickell

plays like a little guy with speed, great hands and a quick stick unfortunately, he’s a big guy without a lot of speed and so/so hands and stick.

by stanfordron on Jan 6, 2012 8:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Hawks PP.

Can we snap out of it here?

How hard can it be?

by Zachilles on Jan 6, 2012 8:39 PM CST reply actions  

hope so

I always have faith they can turn it around

by Landozelig on Jan 6, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions  

clown shoes time

just when I thought this couldn’t get more depressing

I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
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by AngryGiant on Jan 6, 2012 8:40 PM CST reply actions  

See what happens to a team

when it loses its sandpaper?

/sarcasm

by Gate3anuhHalf on Jan 6, 2012 8:41 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Post your three most visited websites

Secondcityhockey.com
Facebook
Straightbourbon.com

by Hi, I'm Bob LeDonne on Jan 6, 2012 8:41 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

guh

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.

by ITypedforMiles on Jan 6, 2012 8:41 PM CST reply actions  

oh yea...clownstorm

But in the end, I think it's going to come back to the Globetrotters, because if there's one thing they know, it's "globe-trotting!"

by hairhelmet on Jan 6, 2012 8:41 PM CST reply actions  

We clear the puck ourselves.

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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 6, 2012 8:41 PM CST reply actions  

we play both PP and PK...multi-talented

But in the end, I think it's going to come back to the Globetrotters, because if there's one thing they know, it's "globe-trotting!"

by hairhelmet on Jan 6, 2012 8:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Kane, wtf?

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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 6, 2012 8:42 PM CST reply actions  

He doesn't take PP demotion ewll

But in the end, I think it's going to come back to the Globetrotters, because if there's one thing they know, it's "globe-trotting!"

by hairhelmet on Jan 6, 2012 8:43 PM CST up reply actions  

motherFUCK

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.

by ITypedforMiles on Jan 6, 2012 8:43 PM CST reply actions  

FUCKFUCKFUCK.

COME THE FUCK ON

How hard can it be?

by Zachilles on Jan 6, 2012 8:43 PM CST reply actions  

I see a bad moon arising...

But in the end, I think it's going to come back to the Globetrotters, because if there's one thing they know, it's "globe-trotting!"

by hairhelmet on Jan 6, 2012 8:43 PM CST reply actions  

Wake me when it's baseball season.

If my team’s gonna suck, I want it to be the Cubs.

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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 6, 2012 8:44 PM CST reply actions  

Thanks.

I needed to laugh just now.

by stanfordron on Jan 6, 2012 8:45 PM CST up reply actions  

what do you know

more depressing

I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down

by AngryGiant on Jan 6, 2012 8:44 PM CST reply actions  

not good

If you must scream to get noticed, maybe you should whisper instead

by Z-man24 on Jan 6, 2012 8:44 PM CST reply actions  

Jesus Crizzy.

stay still. shut up. pay attention. adopt as signature moves.
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by JuliaM on Jan 6, 2012 8:44 PM CST reply actions  

this game sucks

I’m wasting my time with this, tonight

by aeroplane on Jan 6, 2012 8:44 PM CST reply actions  

you have to be fucking kidding me

by Qtips on Jan 6, 2012 8:44 PM CST reply actions  

Fez didn't help.

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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 6, 2012 8:44 PM CST reply actions  

Our best goalie is Razr?

Uh oh. Why me laugh?

But in the end, I think it's going to come back to the Globetrotters, because if there's one thing they know, it's "globe-trotting!"

by hairhelmet on Jan 6, 2012 8:44 PM CST reply actions  

Toews vs Anaheim on the circus trip

Is about the only thing that can save us now

by Flavius on Jan 6, 2012 8:45 PM CST reply actions  

either Kane, Hossa, or Toews Fuck you mode would help

been a while, especially for Kane

I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
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by AngryGiant on Jan 6, 2012 8:45 PM CST up reply actions  

And under it.

This is pathetic.

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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 6, 2012 8:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Damn it. Clear the puck so Biscuit can get a stick.

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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 6, 2012 8:46 PM CST reply actions  

He's not the only one

But in the end, I think it's going to come back to the Globetrotters, because if there's one thing they know, it's "globe-trotting!"

by hairhelmet on Jan 6, 2012 8:48 PM CST up reply actions  

what can you do though? promote big bird to the 2nd line?

by Qtips on Jan 6, 2012 8:48 PM CST up reply actions  

People have to be held responsible for their play.

If someone hasn’t talked to him yet then that needs to happen, if that isn’t working then he needs to grab some pine.

by Joe03 on Jan 6, 2012 8:52 PM CST up reply actions  

I agree he needs to get his shit together

But I’ll take a struggling Leddy over Scott in any capacity

by Qtips on Jan 6, 2012 8:55 PM CST up reply actions  

he's playing 25+ minutes a game...

I called this earlier on. No way was he going to sustain the success playing more than 20/21 minutes per night.

by aeroplane on Jan 6, 2012 9:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Clown shoes?

Start the clown car. Let’s all get in.

by fishthatlived on Jan 6, 2012 8:46 PM CST reply actions  

Are you fucking kidding me?

BOTH D men leave the puck alone behind our net?

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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 6, 2012 8:47 PM CST reply actions  

Hey crow, how about you see how far from the net you can place yourself one time?

by Qtips on Jan 6, 2012 8:47 PM CST reply actions  

If I really wanted to watch shitty hockey

I’d watch my Ducks play. Seriously. Wtf is this? Can someone apart from the Captain do something? It’s not like Toews hasn’t been carrying this time for half the season already.

by ~big_T on Jan 6, 2012 8:47 PM CST reply actions  

No kidding.

My Wild forgot how to play hockey. USA shit the bed in the WJC. Finland lost in the semis and the bronze medal game. I thought at least the Hawks would give me something to cheer for! Screw my homework I’m busting out the whiskey!

by FinnPryde on Jan 6, 2012 8:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Remember a long time ago

when the Hawks actually played some type of offensive system? Now it looks like 4 guys just skating around and throwing the occasional puck in the direction of the net.

Maybe we are delusional and they just aren’t as good as we all thought they were.

No worries, this was the plan all along!

by Tuke on Jan 6, 2012 8:48 PM CST reply actions  

That's what makes it so frustrating. Whatever is between their ears is ruining them

This team is GOOD. But they aren’t playing like it.

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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 6, 2012 8:50 PM CST up reply actions  

We've been pretty lucky with all of those come from behind games 1st half

Looks like it has it finally caught up to us. So is this the true character of the team? I don’t know right now

Where you goin? Nowhere!

by BlackhawksFan22 on Jan 6, 2012 8:54 PM CST up reply actions  

We are so focused on pretty goals

that our offense has been two dimensional and we simply do not even try the type plays on which the rest of the league scores the most of their goals.

by stanfordron on Jan 6, 2012 8:51 PM CST up reply actions  

You mean it doesn't count if we just bank it off the boards?

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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 6, 2012 8:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Rumor

The NHL made a rule, the net the Hawks shoot as is actually 5′×3′ and not 6′×4′., but somebody forgot to tell the Hawks this happened.

Preemptive Palomino, lets talk political stuff elsewhere .
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 6, 2012 8:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Avs are scary fast

But in the end, I think it's going to come back to the Globetrotters, because if there's one thing they know, it's "globe-trotting!"

by hairhelmet on Jan 6, 2012 8:51 PM CST reply actions  

Or

Thew Hawks are being painfully slow

Preemptive Palomino, lets talk political stuff elsewhere .
Recovering rec whore, and SCH's resident troll and lemming.

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Jan 6, 2012 8:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Hayes-Toews-Hossa

I liked that

If you must scream to get noticed, maybe you should whisper instead

by Z-man24 on Jan 6, 2012 8:51 PM CST reply actions  

Still have no clue why:
a) Q broke up the 4th line from last night
b) Frolik found his way onto the top line

by Qtips on Jan 6, 2012 8:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Is the strategy "Throw pucks at the net."

Or throw pucks straight into the goalie.

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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 6, 2012 8:54 PM CST reply actions  

there's a difference?

you should tell someone

I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down

by AngryGiant on Jan 6, 2012 8:56 PM CST up reply actions  

The one that has lived a long and happy life but is now diseased and pained more than he can stand?

That is quite humane of you.

But in the end, I think it's going to come back to the Globetrotters, because if there's one thing they know, it's "globe-trotting!"

by hairhelmet on Jan 6, 2012 8:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Is your puppy

a neo-nazi racist?

But in the end, I think it's going to come back to the Globetrotters, because if there's one thing they know, it's "globe-trotting!"

by hairhelmet on Jan 6, 2012 8:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Fuck off Edzo Bickell sucks

No worries, this was the plan all along!

by Tuke on Jan 6, 2012 8:54 PM CST reply actions  

Nothing like a shorty to turn the mo.

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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 6, 2012 8:56 PM CST reply actions  

This game is like a heaping dish of hard-boiled milksteak

But in the end, I think it's going to come back to the Globetrotters, because if there's one thing they know, it's "globe-trotting!"

by hairhelmet on Jan 6, 2012 8:58 PM CST reply actions  

It's goes back to the beginning of the slump.

The forwards just stopped playing D.

And flec’d

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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 6, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Epic

But in the end, I think it's going to come back to the Globetrotters, because if there's one thing they know, it's "globe-trotting!"

by hairhelmet on Jan 6, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions  

you can have all 3 for $13M

But in the end, I think it's going to come back to the Globetrotters, because if there's one thing they know, it's "globe-trotting!"

by hairhelmet on Jan 6, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions  

This needs to be posted all over the internet. All the forwards should have this posted on thier locker

and find it next to their corn flakes in the morning.

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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 6, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Patrick Kane = Alexander Mogilny

Sure he can be one of the more electrifying players in the game, but at the end of the day the hard decision may have to be made when your defence and goaltending is suspect, especially if Ryan Miller comes available.

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by hawks61 on Jan 6, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions  

explosive diarrhea

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by JuliaM on Jan 6, 2012 9:09 PM CST up reply actions  

this community is going hard on Kaner lately...

I had some constructive things to say about his game some years ago (regarding his defensive game) and got piled on. How the tide has turned…

by aeroplane on Jan 6, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions  

that's because it was constructive

the only kind of talk about kane that is tolerated is the he’s lazy/plays like shit, trade him variety

"Well now you're just talking like Foghorn Leghorn!"

by justforkicks on Jan 6, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Not sure there,

but that made me realize I should’ve captioned that photo “The Flying V to the rescue!”

by ChicagoNativeSon on Jan 6, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

remember when we gave a shit?

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.

by ITypedforMiles on Jan 6, 2012 8:58 PM CST reply actions  

Bolly spearing the shit out of Varlamov

But in the end, I think it's going to come back to the Globetrotters, because if there's one thing they know, it's "globe-trotting!"

by hairhelmet on Jan 6, 2012 9:02 PM CST reply actions  

Angry.

When your team is bad, you’re sad. When you’re team is good, and playing bad, you’re angry.

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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 6, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Might want to change that to "When"

No worries, this was the plan all along!

by Tuke on Jan 6, 2012 9:06 PM CST up reply actions  

somebody just doesn't want to be in a good mood.

But in the end, I think it's going to come back to the Globetrotters, because if there's one thing they know, it's "globe-trotting!"

by hairhelmet on Jan 6, 2012 9:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Somebody's got a case of the Mondays

but it’s only Friday, Friday, getting shutout on Friday…

by ChicagoNativeSon on Jan 6, 2012 9:20 PM CST up reply actions  

and after Friday

It’s Saturday.

Which Forward will Q-stache Sit?

But in the end, I think it's going to come back to the Globetrotters, because if there's one thing they know, it's "globe-trotting!"

by hairhelmet on Jan 6, 2012 9:34 PM CST up reply actions  

to alchohol

the cause of and solution to all of life’s problems

I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down

by AngryGiant on Jan 6, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Thank God Shaw saved that whistle

this game doesn’t need to go on any longer than needed.

No worries, this was the plan all along!

by Tuke on Jan 6, 2012 9:03 PM CST reply actions  

Hawks show up against good teams

It’s shit teams they don’t bother with.

Chicagoan in the Lou.

by Mike Martin on Jan 6, 2012 9:06 PM CST up reply actions  

And then they find themselves in the same situation as last year.

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by hawks61 on Jan 6, 2012 9:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Just 1 goal

start small, just score 1 goal

If you must scream to get noticed, maybe you should whisper instead

by Z-man24 on Jan 6, 2012 9:04 PM CST reply actions  

dear hawks

stop doing this not winning thing. thanks

Just wee-un.

by jesus christos on Jan 6, 2012 9:05 PM CST reply actions  

That's the first time

I’ve every heard ’Here come the Hawks" sound like a dirge.

by stanfordron on Jan 6, 2012 9:05 PM CST reply actions  

Kane finally putting on (some) pressure...

Now if you score a hattrick in third, all will be forgiven for your lazy backcheck on the second goal.

by ~big_T on Jan 6, 2012 9:06 PM CST reply actions  

Everyone looked gas

But the last minute at least we saw the Avalanche net. Grasping at last straws here for SOME upside.

by ~big_T on Jan 6, 2012 9:09 PM CST up reply actions  

He really isn't a good defender is he.

I would like to sit in CBOE seats just to talk shit to the players at times like these.

No worries, this was the plan all along!

by Tuke on Jan 6, 2012 9:08 PM CST up reply actions  

No he isn't

But with the exception of Toews and Hoss and Sharp on a play or two, none of the forwards seem to know the meaning of BACKCHECK.

by ~big_T on Jan 6, 2012 9:11 PM CST up reply actions  

He only has one in the last month, so don’t get your hopes up.

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by hawks61 on Jan 6, 2012 9:08 PM CST up reply actions  

He can be a dogfucker at times.

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by hawks61 on Jan 6, 2012 9:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Backcheck

Now THAT’s the word of the day.

by fishthatlived on Jan 6, 2012 9:08 PM CST reply actions  

TOI

Keith: 18:16
Hammer: 15:34
Seabs: 17:56
Leddy: 16:37
Olsen: 07:45
Scott: 07:45 (a whopping 50 seconds in the 2nd)

Also, Bickell only had 1:39 that period

by mad-hatter on Jan 6, 2012 9:08 PM CST reply actions  

Just got in.

I really wished I hadnt checked NHL.com. I couldve lived in ignorance thinking we were winning

by Camouflage14 on Jan 6, 2012 9:08 PM CST reply actions  

I was going to take a shit during the period break

But I think I will wait until the third starts so I can do it at the same time as the Hawks. HOYOOOOOOO

by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 6, 2012 9:10 PM CST reply actions  

ummmm…..you’re already late.

But in the end, I think it's going to come back to the Globetrotters, because if there's one thing they know, it's "globe-trotting!"

by hairhelmet on Jan 6, 2012 9:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Hayes?

I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down

by AngryGiant on Jan 6, 2012 9:11 PM CST up reply actions  

No, the little kid during shoot the puck

He shot it towards the net, and it went in. Imagine that

by Landozelig on Jan 6, 2012 9:13 PM CST up reply actions  

ah...I only have an avs feed

I say we put the bimbo on the 4th line. even though I haven’t seen shoot the puck

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by AngryGiant on Jan 6, 2012 9:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Nah, she missed

but the little kid put it in the center hole.

Blackhawks – 0
Little Kid – 1

by Landozelig on Jan 6, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions  

does it matter? I want to see high heeled stripper skates

I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
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by AngryGiant on Jan 6, 2012 9:17 PM CST up reply actions  

blah

Shots: COL-16, CHI-17 (Stals 4, Duncs Toews Fro 2, Leddy Sharp Bruno Olsen Hayes Hoss Kane)
Hits: COL-24, CHI-15 (Olsen 5, Seabs 3, Shaw 2, Leddy Sharp Bruno Stals Fro)
Giveaways: COL-2, CHI-7 (Duncs Jelly Seabs Stals Scott Fro Kane)
Takeaways: COL-4, CHI-10 (Kane 3, Duncs Toews 2, Shaw Fro Hoss)
Blocked Shots: COL-9, CHI-7 (Seabs Leddy 2, Jelly Bolly Fro)
Attempts Blocked: COL-7, CHI-9 (Duncs 3, Toews Hoss 2, Seabs Leddy)
Missed Shots: COL-6, CHI-14 (Stals 3, Seabs Sharp Toews Fro 2, Mayers Bicks Hayes)
Faceoffs: COL-38%, CHI-62%

by girlphoenix on Jan 6, 2012 9:11 PM CST reply actions  

Playing D like you mean it.

Avs 147
Hawks 3

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by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 6, 2012 9:12 PM CST up reply actions  

faceoffs

Toews 11/15 73%
Mayers 3/5 60%
Stals 0/1 0%
Bolly 5/11 45%
Hayes 0/1 0%
Shaw 4/5 80%
Fro 1/1 100%

by girlphoenix on Jan 6, 2012 9:13 PM CST up reply actions  

We're winning almost all the stat colums.

this is depressing. the 62% FO’s make it worse.

by Camouflage14 on Jan 6, 2012 9:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Youn need to look at those stats a little differently.

Being ahead 7-2 in giveaways is not winning.
Being ahead 14-6 in missed shots is not winning.
Of the eight stats presented, Avs are ahead in four of them.

by stanfordron on Jan 6, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Ah

Should have bothered reading them myself :p

by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Jan 6, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Shoot The Puck

If one of these guys (or girls) puts a shot on net from center ice, can we dress them for the 3rd?

This is my haiku
It is only three lines long
Thanks for reading it

by Sparky The Barbarian on Jan 6, 2012 9:11 PM CST reply actions  

if only to have someone new to bemoan?

But in the end, I think it's going to come back to the Globetrotters, because if there's one thing they know, it's "globe-trotting!"

by hairhelmet on Jan 6, 2012 9:12 PM CST up reply actions  

ugh this game

they suck, trade them all

"Well now you're just talking like Foghorn Leghorn!"

by justforkicks on Jan 6, 2012 9:13 PM CST reply actions  

I like that little feature the Avs just did

about how they’re so so great at faceoffs while tonight they’re getting jobbed at the dot

by girlphoenix on Jan 6, 2012 9:14 PM CST reply actions  

I would cream my twinkies

If Hawkettes gets four feather unanswered Gs!!!

by shiekeehawk on Jan 6, 2012 9:18 PM CST reply actions  

I don't know what that means

I have a FEVER and the only prescription is MOAR DAGGER!
The Enemy's Gate is Down

by AngryGiant on Jan 6, 2012 9:20 PM CST up reply actions  

I am never, ever accepting a twinkie from you.

But in the end, I think it's going to come back to the Globetrotters, because if there's one thing they know, it's "globe-trotting!"

by hairhelmet on Jan 6, 2012 9:21 PM CST up reply actions  

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