This House Is Not A Home: Avalanche 4 - Hawks 0
According to my diary, which contains mostly overly detailed accounts of my all-time favorite meals, this is the third time (of 5 on the season) that I will be writing a wrap for a game in which the Hawks have been shutout. No need to feel sorry for me, but it's certainly a worthy excuse to skip the play by play, and get right to the depressing bullets.
- "January 6th, 2012 - Dear Diary, Today I had some of the best pico de gallo that I've ever consumed, and you and I both know that this is not the first time that I've consumed an absurd amount of what is typically considered a fairly minor condiment, but in this particular instance, all I really needed was a spoon and a good IPA. Salsa Fresca at the George Street Pub......Who knew? On another note, the Hawks got shutout again, and Nick Leddy had a pretty brutal night with a -4. I think the last time Leddy was a -4 was the defensive debacle in Tampa. You remember, I took the kid to task with a belly full of beef brisket, well I'm back at it again. Actually, I think I'll copy and paste a portion of that wrap, and maybe just change the goal descriptions."
- I think it's safe to say that this was one of Nick Leddy's worst games of the year. Obviously the four even strength goals against aren't all on the kid, but he did have a hand in each. Goal 1 - Leddy was unable to strip Galiardi of the puck as he entered the zone, which led to a point shot that was redirected by David Jones. Leddy decided that it'd be better to let Jones campout in front of Crow, as opposed to double screening his netminder. Was it the right call? I don't know, but it certainly wasn't the desired result. Goal 2 - Cover your eyes on this one if you've got a weak stomach. Varlamov made a great save off of a Colorado turnover, which got the play going the other way before the forwards could catch up. Leddy was left with three options: Stastny, Erik Johnson, or the puck; he chose "none of the above." Goal 3 - Leddy coasted to a dump in, and forgot about that whole opposing forecheck thingamajig as he turned the puck over on an attempted D to D pass. Goal 4 - Nick biffed on a neutral zone check, temporarily injuring himself and forcing him to skate slowly back to the bench. By the time the forwards got back on the mini 5 on 4, Hammer was already in his Ikea lawn chair, watching Kobasew tap home the night cap. It's always unfair to single out one player, especially a young Dman, but between last night and tonight, Leddy has been hair-pullingly bad. Olsen played 15 minutes tonight, might Q give him a game in the top 4 with Hammer or Dunc tomorrow? I'm not looking for Olsen to permanently replace Leddy in the top 4, but if one Sami Lepisto mistake gets him 4+ games off, then surely Nick Leddy could survive an evening on the third pairing, even if he is The Chosen One.
- That certainly was efficient, now we can move on to other things. There is little doubt that, at one point in his broadcasting career, John Madden probably said "If you don't score, you can't win." Tonight's goose egg is not something I'm going to get too fired up about. I don't think this is one of those games that fit the generic and mindless descriptions, such as "flat," "stale," "no energy," etc. The Hawks did some things on the forecheck, and they had decent puck possession, but the puck movement wasn't great, and the quality chances were limited. A ton of credit goes to the Avalanche here. Not only are the Lanche hot in terms of wins, but they're hot in terms of goals allowed over the last 10 games (just 12 GAs in the last 10). Hawks not named Jimmy Hayes didn't get to the slot very often, and the Men of Four Feathers spent significant time along the walls/on the outside. Colorado seemed perfectly content to leave a Blackhawk, in possession of the puck behind the net, alone while keeping the slot double covered. I counted numerous instances in which Hawks players got possession behind the goal line, but were forced to work the puck back outside or back to the point.
- In concert with the Avalanche defensive game plan, was the superb tending of Semyon Varlamov, who has been hard for opposing teams to solve in his last handful of starts. Varlamov's positioning and rebound control were very good, and he made great saves on quality chances from Stalberg (a nice save on a redirect in the 1st, and he got a piece of the breakaway try before the puck hit the post), and Sharp (great patience, on a nice short side move from Sharpy). The Hawks needed a dirty goal to get things going, but it just didn't happen thanks to Varly and the D.
- I can't give the Avalanche all the credit for the Hawks not denting the twine. The Men of Four Feathers have had just two minutes of powerplay time in the last two games. Is this just tough luck, or is it something else? It's definitely a bit of bad luck, but fast, aggresive teams make their own luck (speaking of making one's own luck, am I the only person that thinks Jon Hamm would have made a better Harvey Dent/Two Face than Aaron Eckhart? But, I digress..) Tonight, the Hawks needed to go harder to the net in transition, and if and when they get back to doing that, they'll draw their fair share of holds, hooks. trips, interferences, etc. What they do with these drawn penalties (at home) is another issue entirely.
- Everybody and their 3rd cousin once removed knows that Dave Bolland is struggling to produce points, not just right now, but this entire season. I'm not going to pen some long dissertation about what's happened to Bollie in the offensive zone this season, but I'd just like to point out a single play. When Bolland was placed on a line with Crazy 8's, who had some jump tonight by the way, he had an opportunity to go hard to the net after a Kane shot, but he settled for an apathetic fly-by. Kane came up the right side and fired a low shot on net, an admittedly rare type of Kane shot, and Varlamov wasn't sure if he had control or not. While there were a couple opposing Dmen in front of Bolland, he still could have crashed the net and tried to poke a potential loose puck in. It's tough for Bolland to engage in blue paint shenanigans when he's on a line with guys like Bickell and Frolik, who let it rip before bolland is even able to get across center ice, but this is Patrick Kane we're talking about here. I'm not meatheadedly asking for Dave Bolland to become Scott Hartnell, I'm just looking for him take advantage of the opportunity to skate with someone with a pulse.
- It's tough for John Scott, who has his limitations offensively, to get ice time when the team is playing catch up, but still.....03:25? Even Brian Scalabrine would laugh at ticks like that. (send your bulls hate mail to DemBasketballDudesAreMessingUpDaHawksIce@hotmail.com)
- I don't mean to go all Jesse Rogers on you guys with the rookie love, but if you have the game DVR'd, I'd like like to get into some minutiae. Fast forward to the second period, 9:10 left in the frame, when Q threw Hayes out there with Toews and Hoss for an offensive zone draw. Players "creating space" for their linemates can often sound like a cliche, or just generic praise that we throw at power forwards who we like, but occasionally, you can see it right in front of your face. Hayes used his big frame to occupy two Avalanche defenders as Toews brought the puck from behind the net to the right circle, and this gave not only the captain, but a charging Hossa, a ton of space to complete a backdoor play. Unfortunately, Daniel Winnik Hossa'd the Hoss, and saved an easy goal. It's just one simple play, but it's something that good power forwards do without getting penalized. Dat Hayz guy is big like Bufflin, I should get his sweata!
- In case you where at the UC, or just missed the broadcast, you should know that the NHLPA voted down the league's realignment proposal for the 2012-2013 season. The division and conference configuration will remain the same for next season, until negotiations begin on the new CBA in 2013. Prepare yourself for articles about how Donald Fehr is 3 parts genius, 2 parts hardass, and 1 part killer of fans dreams of a realignment scenario that people love more than free porntube sites.
- This is supposed to be points cushion accrual time, and losing 3 of their last 4 home games in regulation is not what we had in mind. The boys need to get back on track before the Ice Capades trip destroys all our lives; you know it, I know it, Vegetable Lasagna here knows it.......
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Worthless. Bumbling. Idiots.
Blackhawks bleed Red & White.
We are all Canucks...including Toews, Sharp, Keith, Seabrook, ...need I go on?
I normally miss the GDT
Thanks for the recap.
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-ChicoMaki (channeling Mark Twain)
by HungryHungryPanda on Jan 7, 2012 8:40 AM CST up reply actions
Regarding realignment
Edzo and Foley were going on and on about how it’s the greatest thing ever proposed in professional sports and how they couldn’t see why the NHLPA would vote against it. Very simple answer for that: uneven conferences. Can’t have a sport where half the teams have an advantage in making the playoffs, not to mention the east already having a shorter travel schedule working in their favor. I thought Bill Daly’s response was somewhat childish as well, saying how the NHLPA “unreasonably refused” to approve the realignment. Boo-hoo! Come up with a more legitimate restructuring plan and then you can talk. Don’t get me wrong. I’m a supporter of the whole home-and-home thing and less travel, but I just can’t get over the glaring advantages the “East” has over the “West.”
But back to tonight’s shit-show…very few positives to take from this one. Sharp, Stals, and Shaw played with a lot of hustle. I liked Hayes’s play as well. Keith I thought was pretty solid. Seabs was OK. The rest of the D-corps was pretty terrible. Worst game from Leddy and Hammer in a while. Crow was uninspiring. Brunette is still slow except when he has to let up to prevent an offside. Bolland and Bickell, it’d be nice if you could join the rest of the team soon. Not going to beat the Wings nor will they do well in the second half of the season with that kind of play. Schedule’s only getting tougher.
Foley and Edzo are right
Most organizations and players probably do like the realignment. The NHLPA’s stance appears to be little more than grasping at straws for a bargaining chip in next year’s CBA negotiations.
My issue w/ the realignment? 2 rounds of “conference play.” 1 round seems a whole lot more reasonable to me, and it will help to ensure that a stacked conference won’t get screwed by having (possibly) 2 of the best teams in the league, in a given year, face each other to get to the final four.
This is Hack in the Pork Chop Express, and I'm talkin' to whoever's listenin' out there.
Just read the article on CSNchicago.com
Fehr’s response (excuse the wall of text):
"On the evening of December 5, 2011, the NHL informed the NHLPA that they proposed to put in place a four-conference format beginning with the 2012-13 season. As realignment affects Players’ terms and conditions of employment, the CBA requires the League to obtain the NHLPA’s consent before implementation. Over the last month, we have had several discussions with the League and extensive dialogue with Players, most recently on an Executive Board conference call on January 1. Two substantial Player concerns emerged: (1) whether the new structure would result in increased and more onerous travel; and (2) the disparity in chances of making the playoffs between the smaller and larger divisions.
“In order to evaluate the effect on travel of the proposed new structure, we requested a draft or sample 2012-13 schedule, showing travel per team. We were advised it was not possible for the League to do that. We also suggested reaching an agreement on scheduling conditions to somewhat alleviate Player travel concerns (e.g., the scheduling of more back-to-back games, more difficult and lengthier road trips, number of border crossings, etc.), but the League did not want to enter into such a dialogue. The travel estimation data we received from the League indicates that many of the current Pacific and Central teams, that have demanding travel schedules under the current format, could see their travel become even more difficult. On the playoff qualification matter, we suggested discussing ways to eliminate the inherent differences in the proposed realignment, but the League was not willing to do so.
“The League set a deadline of January 6, 2012 for the NHLPA to provide its consent to the NHL’s proposal. Players’ questions about travel and concerns about the playoff format have not been sufficiently addressed; as such, we are not able to provide our consent to the proposal at this time. We continue to be ready and willing to have further discussions should the League be willing to do so."
If the NHL was serious about getting this done this year, I think they should have tried to work with the NHLPA rather than just outright refuse to cooperate. Can’t really blame the NHLPA for refusing to accept the proposal. It may be a bargaining chip for CBA negotiations, but even if it wasn’t, I’m glad they didn’t just cave in and accept an obviously flawed plan.
by Ban on Jan 7, 2012 3:30 AM CST up reply actions
Shane Doan
The unspoken factor in the initial realignment imbalance, though, is Phoenix, which would very likely be coming somewhere east as soon as next season, possibly the season after.
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And BTW - Three Days Grace? Really?
Really?!
Blackhawks bleed Red & White.
We are all Canucks...including Toews, Sharp, Keith, Seabrook, ...need I go on?
a somewhat thorough and moderately insightful wrap
and these are the two comments I get:
Worthless. Bumbling. Idiots.
And BTW – Three Days Grace? Really? Really?!
Really? Really?!
This is Hack in the Pork Chop Express, and I'm talkin' to whoever's listenin' out there.
I wrote up a fancy reply
Then iPhoned my response by hitting cancel. Ugh.
In short, the total team effort in our zone has been lacking enough that we’re not making our opponents life difficult or work hard enough for their chances. We have the right people to score to infinity and beyond but how many games have we been 2+ behind after the 2nd and expected some miracle?
Goalie issues aside, if they keep taking turns hanging each other out to dry on defensive zone plays then we will continue to struggle. My hope is they’ll all look at each other after Fridays game and be honest about their approach lately and come out with some fire in their step sunday night.
Where you goin? Nowhere!
by BlackhawksFan22 on Jan 7, 2012 4:00 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
I thought it was a Gun Club reference....
and good wrap, Hack
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
well, as for me
This was a top-10 wrap up, Hack. Thanks for muting the pain/aggravation of last night’s game. Very Well Done.
I think I'm an honorary Slovakian. I'm starting to learn (the language). I know all the swear words now, anyway. Patrick Sharp
I haven't been able to catch the last
Couple of games,and i am a little grateful because i would have been even more depressed han i already am…i just donno what has happened?its like this team doesn’t care? How has d2k been?and the new kids on the block?hayes shaw?anyone think they will stick or will they be sent back down to rockford
by Special Agent Dale Cooper on Jan 7, 2012 6:32 AM CST via mobile reply actions
yeah, fell asleep during the first period
and I’m pretty glad I did…
We like Hayes and Shaw around here and Olsen has been good too.. not so much everyone else, though
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
The kids were alright..the core was exhausted
Hack, you are dead on with Scott —-even a couple of more shifts would have helped.
Hayes you can’t teach size and you can’t make him use his size . It’s nice to see Hayes not being Travis.
I won’t say that Dylan Olsen is a hall of Famer but he has looked decent out there. He really has made huge progress in the last year.
Ver™
Hack was also dead on about Hayes at the 9:10 mark... but add to that he won the face-off to begin that sequence!
I too am very impressed with Olsen
"What doesn't kill us makes us stronger"
Do you count out concussion symptoms
for Bolland now he fought or do you think frustration over took common sense if he still has symptoms?
Lead writer of nothing, commenter on everything.
I don't know about concussion
but I’ll go for answer B in general. If he’s hurt (and I’m not so sure about that anymore) it’s more likely his foot.
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
Agreed - he hasn't been right since he took a shot off the back of his foot
"What doesn't kill us makes us stronger"
hammer was already in his IKEA lawn chair
thanks for making me laugh – (I think)
Bolly did crash the net one time, but appeared to not be aware of Kanes centering pass – he probably should have got a penalty on the play.
Shane Obrien is a twerp. He’s trying to goad “stiches Shaw” into a fight in the third – Lord I hate that nozzle.
There were at least three times in the third the Hawks fired a shot at the net that Varlamov did not see – he quickly turns his head to the sound of the puck hitting the board. Letting players set up shop behind the net – I’m not sure that won’t eventually bite you in the ass.
Did Colorado look like they were dominating last night? It was a wierd game – the last goal was a classic example of how much luck plays into the scheme of things. we had no good rebound opportunities – they have one player alone in front of the net and the puck squirts over to him.
Sharpen the blades and get ready to battle the Wings – we’ll be cartching them in the second of a back to back.
yes..
hopefully Toronto put them through the wringer tonight.. and I’m looking forward to the early game… Nucks/Bruins/Meteor
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
a little of both
The Nique’s looked at times dominating and other times the Hawks looked lead – footed out there. The 1st period was particularly noteworthy, they basically jumped all over the Hawks and they were fortunate to have found themselved down only by one goal.
Oh, almost forgot
I really liked the physical presence Olsen brought last night – ditto Hayes and to a lesser extent Shaw
one udder ting...
the frustration seems to be mounting on Bolland as much as us fans. His hit and fight at the end of the game seemed to say, “I’m tired of this shit.”
Is it just me, or has the call ups of Shaw and Hayes opened up a myriad of new line combo’s for the Q-meister to consider. Actually, I liked a lot of the new pairings, or triplings I guess, although they were as mixed up as Pedro’s breakfast again in the third.
That was the best recap I've read the past two years...
Solid work, I am amazed st your precision and restraint in describing this lovable, frustrating team…
No Swagger, No Dagger
by Saskjet on Jan 7, 2012 8:34 AM CST via mobile reply actions
Went back to see that Hayes moment. Thanks for the heads up. Excellent recap.
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I pin this one solely on the shoulder on Joel M. Quenneville's moustachioed shoulders
Second game of a back to back involving travel (not significant, but still), and you roll out a defense with a guy in his second NHL game and John effing Scott. 3 shifts in the 1st for Scott. 1 in the second. 0 in the third. What’s…the…fucking…point?
Nick Leddy was -4 because he’s exhausted. I’m stunned…STUNNED that Keith was only a -1 because he was totally wiped. Q’s “our defense can’t be tired, there’s three TV timeouts a period” policy is a fucking joke.
This has gone beyond humorous and is now just downright infuriating. I don’t care whose daughter Lepisto is sleeping with…there’s nothing 10 minutes of his game that could have made things any worse than last night, and considering he allegedly is able to be a puck mover, maybe, just maybe, he could help start an offensive rush.
People pay their hard earned money to watch this team in person, and if I hadn’t sold my tickets for last night, I’d have been even more furious that my money was wasted on that shit.
I don't see that at all about Keith
Duncs played well and had at least two times where he busted his ass making up for defensive mistakes by others in his own end – no let – up from him last night, sorry.
btw jeebus he's fast
wish I could see him skate in person, he’s really something when he turns on those afterburners.
Did D2k have another good night?
I haven’t. Een around lately so i donno what everyone around here has been thinking lately about D2K but after a slow start he has been great imo ….And inreqlize that the +\-stat isn’t the only way to tell how good a d man is,but last night was d2k’s 2nd minus game in his last thirteen games,now that id pretty good…really hope this team tightens up on d…c’mon hawks lets gett win against the the red wings!
by Special Agent Dale Cooper on Jan 7, 2012 3:06 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Nick Leddy was -4 because he’s exhausted.
Troy Murray made this very point on the WGN radio post game show. He and Sirott emphasized the need for the Hawks to find some competency to fill the 6th D slot. Couldn’t agree more.
"Against logic there is no armor like ignorance."
- Laurence J. Peter
this
If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space.
by Timothy Fisher on Jan 7, 2012 11:29 PM CST up reply actions
Not making excuses, but
you know the team is exhausted when Toews takes about 4-5 seconds to get up off the ice and make his way over to the bench. Colorado is probably the worst team (after Edmonton) we could have faced after an away game at Philly. Super fast, super hot, and a puck possession team.
I feel like I’m getting flashbacks of last year when we had to play Colorado when they were actually significant, and then everyone else was guaranteed two points from them in the latter half of the season.
Doubtful Colorado falls down that hard in the second half of this season.
Proud fan of the 2010 Stanley Cup Champion Chicago Blackhawks and the 2010 Super Bowl Champion Green Bay Packers.
"You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself into one."
Dear lord, I hope not. But we’re a much better team than last year – our goaltending is night and day, and we’re playing a full team game right now. Our 4th line has actually become an offensive catalyst (thank you, Van der Gulik). We also have about 1/3 of the Man-Games lost we did last season as well, and it looks like Duchene and possibly even Mueller will come back this year. Our defense is much bigger and way better, and we’re actually able to play a puck possession game now (YAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!)
We’re looking like the team Avs fans thought we would be at the beginning of the year. I expect a bit of regression eventually, but I highly doubt we’ll regress that much. But I’m still 100% fine with teams still believing we’re the same young punks that finished 29th last year. It would just about make my life if the pick we gave to Washington was lower than their own.
Just a Colorado girl in Montana who ♥s the Avs and writes for Mile High Hockey.
Low hanging fruit?
How the heck can you call out Leddy for the 1st goal? Leddy “not stripping the puck” when a guy entered the zone? That play isn’t even remotely related to the goal, but by putting two sentences together, you made it so. Bravo.
And Jones isn’t “camped out in front of Crow,” he’s 10 feet off the net and Leddy has inside position on him, although to the side. This isn’t basketball. Maybe if Bolland makes a half-hearted attempt to block a shot from the blue line boards – a shot that seldom gets through – things turn out differently. But it was a perfect deflection too. A low shot that got deflected to the high corner. Tough goal to stop.
Goal #2? Here’s the screencap that I posted in the GDT:

Yeah, that’s on Leddy.
Maybe if Sharp isn’t busy waiting for a cherry-pick below the Avs goal line while the 3 Avs forwards are already vacating the zone he can backcheck there. Leddy makes a nice pokecheck on Stasny along the boards to breakup the initial rush. No one’s there to help, so Leddy has to try and cover Stasny AND Johnson. it’s a 4 on 2. Let’s just blame the guy closest to the puck who’s ACTUALLY DOING SOMETHING.
Yup, goal #3 was a bad give-away by Leddy, but it wasn’t some blatant no-look pass or ring it around the boards to no one play either. Landeskog makes a hellagood/lucky deflection with his stick and neither Keith or Crow have a chance to recover since it was a bang bang play. But I agree, that one’s still on Leddy.
Goal #4 on Leddy too? He makes the right play there. Hawks have numbers back (1on 2). But let’s blame the guy who was taken out of the play and injured by the ref. The biggest mistake Leddy makes on that play is going for the aggressive play with Patrick “I can’t be bothered to play defense” Sharp as his backup.
Sharp can EASILY make a play for that puck in the corner or at least take Winnik to the boards and tie up the puck, but he chooses to coast. Then he allows Winnik to retrieve the puck, and he just follows Winnik around behind the net., passing up a second opportunity to put a body on him. Awfully awful. One of the laziest plays of the game in fact.
And then there’s this:

The Hawks still have numbers (3 on 4) since the Avs went for a change. The Avs were just trying to kill time down there, but no one felt it was important to pick up Kobasew, so “Hey, I guess we might as well score one while we’re here.”
You blame Leddy on the 1st goal where he’s actually in position. Same thing on the 2nd. What about pointing some blame on the guys who don’t seem to give a shit? Was it Leddy’s best game? Hell naw. But he has little or no blame IMO on 3 of those 4 goals.
Man, I wish we had Campbell. Now that guy was a defenseman’s defenseman!
by ChicagoNativeSon on Jan 7, 2012 10:02 AM CST reply actions 3 recs
Oh and, good (otherwise) writeup Hack
Ya know Leddy was a carrot I couldn’t resist. Although I question why star players often get a pass and the bottom third of the salary pool take the brunt of the blame for losses, it’s some extreme dedication on the part of the writers of this site to do what they do. Especially at 2:20 in the morning. Bravo.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Jan 7, 2012 10:33 AM CST up reply actions
Wow, where to start?
None of these goals are 100% on Leddy, and while I was tough on the kid in the wrap, I’ll stand by the statement that he had a hand in each of the four goals.
Goal – 1, The zone entry didn’t directly lead to the goal, but I was annoyed with Leddy’s decision to make the aggresive physical play, rather than the safer positional play. There’s nothing wrong with making aggressive plays on the body, except when you aren’t capable of making the play. The puck carrier (can’t remember who it was) took Leddy for a ride, and his puck possession was a factor in the goal. You’re certainly right about Bolland; he should have blocked that shot and been off to the races.
Goal 2 – Leddy can’t let those two players get by him with the puck. He tried to make an aggressive play when the Avs had numbers, and he got burned on it. If Leddy stays back on that play, he’s probably closer to where Hammer ended up, and Hammer probably ends up a litter closer to forward #4, and maybe the result is different. Either Bolland or Kane should probably pick up forward #4 there, but that doesn’t mean that Leddy gets no blame here (assuming this is one of the 3 you mention). I’m not hating on aggressive defensive plays, (Dunc makes his fair share of mistakes on these types of plays as well), but they are often feast or famine, and when they come up on the “famine”, easy goals happen.
Goal 4 – Again, if you’re going to take the aggressive line, then make the fucking play. He whiffed, resulting in easy puck possession on the forecheck, and Hammer got caught napping.
And while you’ll probably deny that this was your insinuation, I’m not sure that I deserve the Campbell jab. When have I pined for the return of Brian Campbell? I understood why the move happened, and when criticizing a play or mistake by Leddy this season, I’ve done very little, if any, hinting that Brian Campbell would have saved the day had he been here. But by all means, add that last punchline by putting words in my mouth. Bravo.
Although I question why star players often get a pass and the bottom third of the salary pool take the brunt of the blame for losses
Who have I spared this season? I’d say the two players who have drawn the least amount of criticism from me over the last few years are Toews and Seabrook. Not because they’re my favorite players or because I have their jersey (neither of these applies to either player), but because I believe they make fewer mistakes than their teammates. I’ve laid into Bolland, Kane, Keith, Sharp, Hammer, Bruno, Fro, Vik, etc, so I’m not quite sure who I’m giving a pass.
Yes, in today’s wrap I could’ve pointed out all of the individual mistakes made on each goal and ranked them in terms of their relative importance, or I can focus on the kid who was on the ice for every single goal against. In your knowledge of how I view the game, do you honestly think that I see a player like Sharp make a mistake and ignore it simply because he makes 4 mil a year more than a player like Nick Leddy?
This is Hack in the Pork Chop Express, and I'm talkin' to whoever's listenin' out there.
When # makes a mistake
I ignore it because he’s so dreamy.
But in the end, I think it's going to come back to the Globetrotters, because if there's one thing they know, it's "globe-trotting!"
My reaction on the first goal
was that Jones was left way too open for how close he was to the goal, especially with no Avs on Leddy’s side of the ice.
Second goal? Call me soft, but I only expect Nick to be able to cover one player at a time. He was hustling, others weren’t.
As for Sharp’s play on the 4th? I guess I had stopped caring by then too.
Hey! I take penumbrage at that!
Great breakdown!!!!
So often it’s easiest to put all of the blame on the goalie or the D, and often they deserve it. But our problem in our bad games this season is more about forwards not giving a shit in their own zone.
Last night, and the recent Oilers game are GREAT examples of this.
But our problem in our bad games this season is more about forwards not giving a shit in their own zone.
ding. ding. ding.
Give that man a prize. He hit the bullseye.
"Against logic there is no armor like ignorance."
- Laurence J. Peter
PANIC BUTTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What a lame attempt at home, what happen to the will show them tonight just a bad game last night bull talk. The Hawks are playing like a bunch of overpaid pro’s, pretty passing and all, except no drive to the net, not passion. Coach Q better get them playing or it’s going to be a bad second half. I’ll say it again, we need a goalie, there is a problem when evertime the oppisition enters the zone and you get worried if a shot gets through. PANIC BUTTON OFFICIALLLY HIT!!!!!!!!!!!
When was our last shut out, Detroit early last year? or was that 2 years ago?
Thunder Bay Hawk Fan!
quit bringing up "Facts"
and get back on that damn ledge, Mr!
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 7, 2012 12:41 PM CST up reply actions
Do fans actually love this whole realignment thing?
I think the fact that the top 4 teams out of each Division/Conference/Whatever the Hell they’re called, make it to the play offs is utter bull shit. Not to mention that the Eastern Teams have a statistical advantage as far as making the playoffs. There’s too much potential for an instance where the 5th place team in our division, as it was set up to be next year(which looks to be the strongest IMHO), has out scored all the teams in all the other divisions… but it won’t make the play offs that’s completely retarded.
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I loved the thought of playing home and home against everyone in the league, I’ve hoped for something along those lines forever. And like I said above, the conference mismatch is truly awful, bad, but I really think it was made with the realization that Phoenix would be coming east very soon.
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Same here
and what Hack pointed out above about the first two rounds. I hope that’s the only thing they tweak.
by ChicagoNativeSon on Jan 7, 2012 10:35 AM CST up reply actions
Me three
Jonathan Toews- "Oh Captain, My Captain"
by Hawks&Flyers on Jan 7, 2012 11:25 AM CST up reply actions
Don't care for it as presently constituted
not that the NHL would ever bother to ask the actual fans what they thought, not much less the players themselves. For the reasons already mentioned I’d rather wait until PH moves then see what it all looks like – as it stands presently, it’s ridiculous.
This actually works out well.
I love your team, and I’m not here to troll. But I couldn’t help but notice that your next game is against the Red Wings. Besides an Avs win, very little in hockey brings more joy to my life than seeing the Dead Things get absolutely destroyed. With any luck, this loss will anger your team enough that they’ll go all Bruins on the wings and give them a 9-0 asswhoopin’. That would make my day.
Just a Colorado girl in Montana who ♥s the Avs and writes for Mile High Hockey.
it would make my decade..
ain’t gonna happen though. But yes, it would be nice if we opened up the right can this time (they left the tinned Dumbass next to the Whoopass on the shelf..)
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 7, 2012 11:28 AM CST up reply actions
That would be nice wouldn't it?
I’m actually very happy for the Avs recent success (when not against the Hawks). I went to college and grad school in Fort Collins and that Avs were actually my first hockey love and I have fond memories of the Stanley Cup win in 2001.
Jonathan Toews- "Oh Captain, My Captain"
by Hawks&Flyers on Jan 7, 2012 11:29 AM CST up reply actions
Someone on our site posted a poll asking who we would follow if the Avs ceased to exist. Chicago won. Not only do you guys have fun young players, you play a similar style to the Avs and HATE the same teams we do. And from what I’ve seen, the tone of our SB Nation blogs is pretty similar too – sarcastic and laid back 90% of the time and ready to jump off a ledge the other 10%.
I may pop over here more. It’s kinda exciting watching a team that might stand a chance at making it past the 1st round of the playoffs without half their fanbase dying of shock.
Just a Colorado girl in Montana who ♥s the Avs and writes for Mile High Hockey.
Come back next Sunday night and see what it's like
We play Detroit, Columbus, Minn, @Detroit and San Jose this week. We keep playing like this and there may not be a site left.
If you must scream to get noticed, maybe you should whisper instead
Pfft.
Mile High Hockey survived the Tank last year. If a team can go 5-25-2 in their last 3 months and still have fans, you’ll be fine.
And I’ll try to stop by for the next Detroit game. Because, well, F*** them. Especially Bertuzzi. Ugh.
Just a Colorado girl in Montana who ♥s the Avs and writes for Mile High Hockey.
I may pop over here more. It’s kinda exciting watching a team that might stand a chance at making it past the 1st round of the playoffs without half their fanbase dying of shock.
I hope you’re right, but I seriously doubt the Blackhawks are going to make it past the first round this year as this team is far too soft with too many clock-killers on it. This is a one and done team this – if they even make the playoffs.
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"You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself into one."
You’re sitting 2nd in the west. It would take a run of futility like the Avs had last season to knock you out. You’re the least injured team in the league, and Toews and Kane just looked like they needed a bit of sleep last night instead of a major wakeup call. Your defense is still pretty solid all things considered – nothing like the Avs oft-injured pipsqueeks last season – and even if your goaltending looks iffy on occasion, let’s just say that from mid-February on, our BEST goalie posted a 3.20 GAA and .895 SV%. You’re two seasons removed from the Cup, and your two best players are superstars at 23. Half of the Avs current core isn’t even old enough to legally drink yet! (even if Duchene does like his vodka)
Even if you do get knocked out in the first round, this team is far from totally crappy. And if only a third of the fanbase dies from shock at making it to the second round, it’s still an improvement over the Avs.
Just a Colorado girl in Montana who ♥s the Avs and writes for Mile High Hockey.
you are going to have to
rethink that sort of positive, reasonable attitude if you’re going to come over here…
our season ended last night, we’re not going to make it past the first round of the playoffs and we should trade everyone.. right?
:p welcome, by the way!
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 7, 2012 12:36 PM CST up reply actions
I've had contacts fitted
sadly the tears dislodge them sometimes..
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 7, 2012 12:41 PM CST up reply actions
Man you should read Hockeybuzz
JJ is in rare form and the group over there have already jumped over the ledge and are in full free fall.
hopefully it ends with a resounding

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 7, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions
I read it this morning
They have been like that for the last week. Kane trades and all.
No worries, this was the plan all along!
fucking hell
this is a Masterpiece Of Satire
JJ is the funniest guy since Lenny Bruce.. he’s created this amazing blog where he pretends to be a meathead cretin with the IQ of a piece of mouldy bread. It’s fantastic! So natural!
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 7, 2012 12:47 PM CST up reply actions
comments are even better
my favourite..
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"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 7, 2012 12:53 PM CST up reply actions
You should read some of the official boards.
Same posters I think.
No worries, this was the plan all along!
Sometimes I actually think it is entirely an act.
Say something incredibly stupid cause it brings in the meatheads and pisses off anyone that is actually knowledgeable about the game. Then both groups respond and your site gets a lot of “action.”
On the other hand say something sensible and everyone just nods their heads and moves on. Not as many “hits” to your site when you make sense.
In JJ’s case, though, I think it’s just natural “talent” and not him using a “brilliant strategy.” But sometimes you just have to wonder…
bwahahaha!
In JJ’s case, though, I think it’s just natural "talent"
nice!
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
Please tell me that’s a different JJ than JJ from Kansas from Wingin’ it in Motown. Total troll.
But seriously, it’s not bad until you lose 9-1 to Calgary on Valentine’s Day after watching the most beloved player your franchise has ever had announce his unexpected retirement the day before he was set to make his Pepsi Center return. THAT’S bad. Losing 4-0 on the second of a back-to-back against a well-rested team that plays a style that gives you guys some fits? Not bad, even if it is your third in a row. Come back when you’ve lost 10. THEN we’ll talk ledge jumping.
Just a Colorado girl in Montana who ♥s the Avs and writes for Mile High Hockey.
no, that's John Jaeckel
who is a fucking idiot.
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 7, 2012 12:52 PM CST up reply actions
Well, the other one is a fucking idiot too, but he’s a wings fan, which means he’s a special kind of fucking idiot.
Just a Colorado girl in Montana who ♥s the Avs and writes for Mile High Hockey.
The difference is you guys
haven’t been reconditioned to winning again. It’s been over 10 years since your last cup with only 2 for us. We are still expecting wins every night. You guys have had a little more time to get used to the poor performances.
No worries, this was the plan all along!
It would appear though that the roles are beginning to reverse.
No worries, this was the plan all along!
Deep breath. Your core is young. Couple acquisitions or trades here and there for minor players and you’ll be fine. Your core know what it takes to win, which is a heck of a lot more than most teams can say. They may have lost a few major pieces after the last Cup, but a bit of wise drafting or trading will fix that. I don’t think we’ve seen the last Hawks Cup of the decade.
Just a Colorado girl in Montana who ♥s the Avs and writes for Mile High Hockey.
It’s a coping mechanism. I learned quite a few last season.
Just a Colorado girl in Montana who ♥s the Avs and writes for Mile High Hockey.
Well, during the debacle last year, I was 20. There were definitely nights though that I wanted a beer (or something stronger) BADLY. But, since that wasn’t really a good option, I developed other strategies, including a run of 20 photoshop GDT images involving the epic Chronicles of Elliott and Sherman’s Tank and venting some frustration at the end.
Just a Colorado girl in Montana who ♥s the Avs and writes for Mile High Hockey.
I don't see Stan pulling the rabbit from his hat this season.
Other than the core there is very little in terms of trade value.
No worries, this was the plan all along!
Yeah, losses still suck though, even if you end up numb after a while. Still, we’re in rebuild mode. We’ve accepted this. We’re damn young and damn cheap. While you were worrying about the salary cap, we were terrified of the cap floor.
All the more reason why I should stop by. It will be good practice for when the Avs are good again.
Just a Colorado girl in Montana who ♥s the Avs and writes for Mile High Hockey.
by all means
always welcome!
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 7, 2012 12:59 PM CST up reply actions
and even more so
if you could please deliver the same sort of smackdown to St Louis… that would lift my mood!
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
Mine too. And maybe it would help with all of the “THE AVS LOST THE FEBRUARY TRADE!!! THEY R Z SUXXORS!!!” talk too. EJ and McClement have been looking better of late, even if EJ is still searching for his 2nd goal of the season. One of the best parts of that trade won’t even be in the NHL for another few years, so it is too early to talk, but beating the Blues seems to help shut people up.
Still, I adore Shattenkirk. He and Stewart will probably get a goal, but we’ve learned how to cope with the Curse of the Ex-Avs. But the Blues are kinda our bitches. Even during the Tank, about half our wins came against them. Hopefully it will continue tonight {knock on wood}
Just a Colorado girl in Montana who ♥s the Avs and writes for Mile High Hockey.
oh yes
beating the Blues is known to cure most ailments.
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
Meh. We’re still on okay terms with the team as a fanbase. But we’d certainly like 2 more points. And a ROW would be nice, but we’ll take a shootout win if we have to. I mean, it’s not every day that your team can set a NHL record for most consecutive shootout victories. The “skills competition” is even more our bitch than the Blues are.
I feel like I’m jinxing it. I better stop now.
Just a Colorado girl in Montana who ♥s the Avs and writes for Mile High Hockey.
Er, ledge time closer to 50 percent...
No Swagger, No Dagger
by Saskjet on Jan 7, 2012 12:31 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Fair enough. Our fanbase is usually as streaky as the Avs are – let’s just say November was not a good month for us.
Still, maybe I can swing by and talk a few of you down every once in a while. I’ve seen what a team going off a ledge looks like. The Hawks will be fine.
Just a Colorado girl in Montana who ♥s the Avs and writes for Mile High Hockey.
If you can talk some of these people off the ledge
your a great Psychologist or in the wrong profession
If you must scream to get noticed, maybe you should whisper instead
canucks and bruins
have lost their minds already
link here
http://www.justin.tv/sortsall_35#/w/2385838432
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
Remeber when the Hawks
used to play with speed, fire, heart, and determination like the Bruins and the UC going nuts.
No worries, this was the plan all along!
luckily we don't also accrue so many PIMs
in the first five minutes that the refs had to get a goddam slide rule out to calculate them
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 7, 2012 12:35 PM CST up reply actions
That was so 4 games ago
But in the end, I think it's going to come back to the Globetrotters, because if there's one thing they know, it's "globe-trotting!"
In the locker room interview
after the game last night a reporter asked Hammer a question that he replied to by giving a dirty look and saying “That’s your opinion” real shitty like the guy pissed him off. Can anyone tell me what the question was? I can’t make it out on my computer.
No worries, this was the plan all along!
The reporter asked
why he and Leddy were in a “funk?” Pretty stupid question and the kind that sometimes/often get negative reactions..
now if he'd asked why he and Leddy
“Got The Funk”…
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 7, 2012 12:39 PM CST up reply actions
EVERYBODY
wants Tha Funk!
bootsie/d
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 7, 2012 12:42 PM CST up reply actions
Gotta Have that Funk
if we want to Turn This Mutha Out
But in the end, I think it's going to come back to the Globetrotters, because if there's one thing they know, it's "globe-trotting!"
Non icing call against the Nucks leads to a Bs goal.
Welcome to my life
No worries, this was the plan all along!
Bruins playing 'Dagger'
on the organ. I laughed
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
These are good ones
Sharp, Saad, Lalonde, and a pick for Perry
Kane, Frolik, & Bickell for Nash
No worries, this was the plan all along!
I can't remember the last time I heard clipping called in a hockey game
No worries, this was the plan all along!
Didn't Bolland have a goal in 5 consecutive games to start the year?
Like, before he was injured? Or did I just imagine that.
I just have a feeling that Bolland’s (and the rest of the third line’s) problems have something to do with that injury.
Bolland's entire October was pretty fucking great
He scored at least one point or more in 6 of the 10 games he dressed (he missed the season opener with Dallas). He just hasn’t been the same since, with the exception of maybe a few games.

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