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Fantastic caption..

that is all (for now)

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Feb 1, 2012 10:04 AM CST reply actions  

agreed

That is SO damn funny.

Let's Go Hawks!

by K_Dog on Feb 1, 2012 10:08 AM CST up reply actions  

Can we start making hair jokes about Brendan Morrison yet?

Because whatever is happening up there, it ain’t good. He needs some sod on the fairway.

by JesusMarianHossa on Feb 1, 2012 10:15 AM CST reply actions  

Or he could go for the Jammer look

If bruno does it, we could have a fourth line of balding veterans. The Picard Line

by oregon_hawk on Feb 1, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions  

Need I post this again?

Looks plenty thick to me.


Roar you Lions roar

by AidanB on Feb 1, 2012 2:45 PM CST up reply actions  

What does a guy have to do

to get a TWSS around here?


Roar you Lions roar

by AidanB on Feb 1, 2012 4:41 PM CST up reply actions  

this is the absolutely best.

exactly like this!

"Orange Mocha Frappuccino!"

by justforkicks on Feb 1, 2012 3:29 PM CST up reply actions  

If this is not posted within seconds of BMo’s first goal I will not be responsible for my actions.

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by JuliaM on Feb 1, 2012 4:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Green/d

Thank you, sir! May I have another?

by Badgerdano on Feb 2, 2012 9:41 AM CST up reply actions  

Well done sir... well done

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by DesertHawk on Feb 2, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm a bit worried about Shaw.

I like his game even though the scoring is probably done for the season.

Is he chirping a lot, or other teams just running him because he is small? Or maybe he’s not used to playing with adults and has to adjust to the size? It just seems like he’s getting nailed hard all the time.

by zacked on Feb 1, 2012 10:33 AM CST reply actions  

I feel the same way about Kruger.

He always has someone up in his business or maybe he’s up in theirs, I’m not sure.

by amadeus on Feb 1, 2012 11:03 AM CST up reply actions  

Both he and Kruger

tend to go to areas where they will get punished. It is to their credit… but i’d have to think that incurs a physical toll that will result in injury, at some point.

by oregon_hawk on Feb 1, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions  

shaw likes to hit

he does it a lot. they are probably trying to send a message that he doesn’t give a fuck about.

honey badger.

by putmeinthemadhouse on Feb 1, 2012 11:18 AM CST up reply actions  

Ventured over to the Dark Side this morning just to take a peek
Both teams are fantastic, and have guys that you can’t help but respect, even if they wear the Four Feathers. Its not like the Finals rivalry where there is a real, honest hatred that you would imagine might extend into the offseason. I get the feeling if a Bruin and a Canuck met at a resort, there might be a rumble.

I would light Alexandre Burrows on fire if I saw him.

by JesusMarianHossa on Feb 1, 2012 11:56 AM CST reply actions   1 recs

I think it's partly a fan rivalry

and also a Buff/Eager/Burish/Ladd (had a good feud with Kesler for while) driven rivalry. Now that they’re all gone these games are a bit more laid back.

Just a bit though, what with Fluffy only being there to stomp on people, Bieksa being a prick, Alberts being…whatever it is we’re pissed at him for (I honestly forget).

Wise men say: "Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza"

by HawksCT429 on Feb 1, 2012 12:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Alberts hit Brouwer

and Brouwer didn’t like it and yelled, Fuck you, Alberts! and the on-ice mic picked it up.

by Katherine215 on Feb 1, 2012 1:23 PM CST up reply actions  

I do think

for all the “hatred” that ours is a hockey rivalry now…built on the respect that comes from losing on both sides…whereas the Bruins are a bunch of syphilitic assholes that can rot and die.

As I understand it in the US if A, the New England area is known for asshole fans more than Chicago, right?

;-)

Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod. "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win." Gandhi. I think he was a Canucks fan...
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by vancitydan on Feb 1, 2012 1:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Well

Chicago typically has less to cheer about, and therefore tends to be less obnoxious…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-lN7V4_Gx0
"I know, Chicago will be cold, tomorrow,
Let's cash in on our thin blood and have another one."

by Chels Dag on Feb 1, 2012 1:37 PM CST up reply actions  

There are asshole fans everywhere

You just hear them, and hear about them more, when those teams are winning

by WhySoSeriousCaptain on Feb 1, 2012 1:48 PM CST up reply actions  

brilliant

Imagine the worst thing a person can do and a Philly fan has either already done it, will do it soon enough or is in an imbecilic rage because he didn’t think of it himself.

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Feb 1, 2012 1:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Nicely summed up!
New York fans are hated because of the snooty Yankee/Giant tradition thing and because New Yorkers are insufferable about living in the greatest city in the universe, etc.

But yeah, the Philly thing was also spot on.

Thank you, sir! May I have another?

by Badgerdano on Feb 1, 2012 2:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Respect

for what they’ve accomplished over the past 120 years and liking their fans are two different things…

Thank you, sir! May I have another?

by Badgerdano on Feb 1, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Fuck the Yankees! Fuck them with a Blue Whale!

Preemptive Palomino, lets talk political stuff elsewhere .
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JUNGLE DRUMS!!! JUNGLE DRUMS!!!

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Feb 1, 2012 3:02 PM CST up reply actions  

love it

painted a pretty clear picture.

Does not explain those assholes in Detroit though!

Honestly though, to keep a sustained hatred for a long time, it has to be nasty all the time.

Our two teams may not like each other, but they sure respect each other.

Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod. "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win." Gandhi. I think he was a Canucks fan...
Writer at Nucks Misconduct

by vancitydan on Feb 1, 2012 2:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Come on

Have you seen where they live? One can’t help but be an asshole living there…

Thank you, sir! May I have another?

by Badgerdano on Feb 1, 2012 2:14 PM CST up reply actions  

....

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Feb 1, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

IF?

I don’t know how he operates but even in my prime I couldn’t spend as much time awake as he seems to.

Thank you, sir! May I have another?

by Badgerdano on Feb 1, 2012 2:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I just like that they own it. No excuses, just vomit and batteries, yo.

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by JuliaM on Feb 1, 2012 4:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Living in New England

I will firmly state FUCK YES THEY ARE SELF ABSORBED ASSHOLES!

Preemptive Palomino, lets talk political stuff elsewhere .
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JUNGLE DRUMS!!! JUNGLE DRUMS!!!

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Feb 1, 2012 2:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Wait until Monday morning

Get ready to see a lot of these people walking around your area

by JesusMarianHossa on Feb 1, 2012 2:51 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

That started in September Buddy

Preemptive Palomino, lets talk political stuff elsewhere .
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JUNGLE DRUMS!!! JUNGLE DRUMS!!!

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Feb 1, 2012 2:52 PM CST up reply actions  

In September they were probably all wearing their homemade Red Sox 2011 World Series champs hats

Then Robert Andino and Evan Longoria happened. I proceeded to make the most delicious of cocktails with the tears of Red Sox Nation.

by JesusMarianHossa on Feb 1, 2012 3:14 PM CST up reply actions  

It is a never ending sess-pool of "Only Boston can win because......"

It does not matter if it is the MLB, NFL or NHL, they feel when they win, that is the ONLY way it can be won, and since that is how they play everyone else sucks and is soft/weak/shallow/slow, etc…………

Preemptive Palomino, lets talk political stuff elsewhere .
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JUNGLE DRUMS!!! JUNGLE DRUMS!!!

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Feb 1, 2012 3:30 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah and they conveniently forgot that the Patriots are the worst of cheaters

fuck that hooded asshole of a coach and fuck the NFL for letting their asshole of an owner off the hook for all of that bullshit. I have a friend from there and he hates it when I point out that all the cheating negates their championships, since each one was won within a very small margin of error – therefore, FAKES.

by Waylon on Feb 1, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions  

definitely for Hoodyboy.

In Vancouver, we were told we were fucking whiners for mentioning the Bruins were dirty last year. That they got away with shit ( for me, how in the fuck can you do a front naked choke move on a guy like Boychuck did to Raymond, drive them into the boards with enough force to break their back, and skate up the ice!) Mase never did the public blame thing, and in some circles that was another factor…

in addition to the Rayboy, Daniel thing that gets way too much press as a “reason” the Bruins were tougher.

Canucks lost for a bunch of reasons, but they did outhit the Bruins over that series, and were the leader in playoff hits for the whole run by almost 200 hits!

Yet were told that it was the “wrong way”, a somewhat throwaway answer on a question of how he would have played a shot was turned into a mortal sin and insult to Timmy, as was what I hoestly thought was an attempt at humour between two Quebecers when Lappy committed another “mortal sin” by “taunting” Bergeron. ( Burrows should never have did what he did there…but that was another example of hyperbole)

I have never seen a media troupe in lockstep with the team the way the Boston media gets. In any sport. Hockey and football especially seem bad.

The Sox, I liked their first win, but the second one definitely had a tinge of “we know the ONLY way” to win

You can bet that the narrative of cheaters and the stuff you refer to will be as prevalent this weekend as it was last summer.

I don’t mind hyperbole. I enjoy the banter that comes from, for instance, us and the Hawks….

But those guys in Boston are fucking nuts. TMFF hit it on the head in a lot fewer words than I just did!

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by vancitydan on Feb 1, 2012 7:22 PM CST up reply actions  

I thought

that was Chris Pontius from Jackass haha.

Im too lazy to make a signature

by BigHoss on Feb 1, 2012 4:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I know you live out there now

but I don’t recall where you grew up. Are you originally from the Chicago area?

Thank you, sir! May I have another?

by Badgerdano on Feb 1, 2012 2:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Antioch in Lake County

Preemptive Palomino, lets talk political stuff elsewhere .
Recovering rec whore, and SCH's resident troll, lemming and bully.
JUNGLE DRUMS!!! JUNGLE DRUMS!!!

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Feb 1, 2012 2:52 PM CST up reply actions  

oh yeah

Thank you, sir! May I have another?

by Badgerdano on Feb 1, 2012 2:55 PM CST up reply actions  

you mean "Anti - Rock?'

a college friend was from there, used to go with him and his friends to that infamous bar on the Chain O’ Lakes, the one where people used to get shitfaced and then smash into each other at dark in their powerboats.

by Waylon on Feb 1, 2012 3:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Blarney's Island

I lived right off the Boats landing Channel, off Grass Lake Road. Used to skate and play on the back channel in winter.

Preemptive Palomino, lets talk political stuff elsewhere .
Recovering rec whore, and SCH's resident troll, lemming and bully.
JUNGLE DRUMS!!! JUNGLE DRUMS!!!

by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Feb 1, 2012 3:51 PM CST up reply actions  

New England has surpassed NYC for most assholish fans I believe

they were funny enough when all their teams sucked ass, but then the winning started and they eventually became unbearable. Worse than Yankee fans, even worse than Cowboy fans, they truly are the top of the heap in douchery.

by Waylon on Feb 1, 2012 3:45 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll get you next time, Gadget!

NEXT TIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Wise men say: "Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza"

by HawksCT429 on Feb 1, 2012 12:46 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

haha thats classic

Im too lazy to make a signature

by BigHoss on Feb 1, 2012 4:54 PM CST up reply actions  

guh

was a heart breaker last night. great game, tho. was nice to see us wake up in the 2nd and start dominating play. toews and sharp in the lineup made things better. stals had a good game, too bad his one gaffe ended up with a goal against.

by Raditzzzz on Feb 1, 2012 12:20 PM CST reply actions  

you really did take a picture of it

SCH moderator. I'm the nice one. Really, I am. (you can quit laughing now)

by stacie7 on Feb 1, 2012 1:50 PM CST up reply actions  

told ya..

it’s a bit small though (TWSS, yus, yus).. link to bigger image

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7015/6802762781_98293932a2_b.jpg

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Feb 1, 2012 1:52 PM CST up reply actions  

you really are the strangest paparazzi ever.

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Giving up on even-handedness & politeness. Going for open contempt & disdain.

by ahnfire on Feb 1, 2012 11:47 PM CST up reply actions  

heh

My simple rule, for simple living:

Always think like a fish, no matter how weird it gets.

by Skags on Feb 1, 2012 1:56 PM CST up reply actions  

zang!

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Feb 1, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions  

New motto?

SCH mods: blanketing the threads between 4:38 and 4:45 AM, so don’t try any shit.

We like our people!

by cliffkoroll on Feb 1, 2012 2:36 PM CST up reply actions  

that was MMD time

It was much earlier here

SCH moderator. I'm the nice one. Really, I am. (you can quit laughing now)

by stacie7 on Feb 1, 2012 4:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Question

Given that Sharp cares enough to play with a broken bone, can we dispel the rumour/meme that he doesn’t care enough to play centre?

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by Germware on Feb 1, 2012 2:26 PM CST reply actions  

Sure

I already did

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by Hack on Feb 1, 2012 2:35 PM CST up reply actions  

While I agree with your point

The logic is flawed. He loves playing hockey, otherwise he wouldn’t do it. That’s not the same as playing a position that he may or may not dislike. He is a professional and does what is asked of him.

Is his bone actually broken though?

by Ban on Feb 1, 2012 2:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Sassone championing the Campoli banner pretty hard today

Patronizing his readership in the process. You’d think someone like that would just ignore the Game 7 comments.

by JesusMarianHossa on Feb 1, 2012 3:01 PM CST reply actions  

the comments/tweets

are pretty heinous too…

god bless the Fifth Feather..

FifthFeather Fifth Feather
One of these days I want to watch a game with one of these window-lickers that comments on a newspaper site and see what they see.

"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"

by mightymike D on Feb 1, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Sassone is always patronizing

It’s a shame b/c he’s a pretty decent writer.

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by HungryHungryPanda on Feb 1, 2012 3:51 PM CST up reply actions  

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