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Hawks @ Coyotes - Second Period Thread

There were plants and birds and rocks and things
there was sand and hills and rings
The ocean is a desert with it's life underground
And a perfect disguise above

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Play better Hawks.

just…play better?

SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.
Giving up on even-handedness & politeness. Going for open contempt & disdain.

by ahnfire on Feb 11, 2012 8:31 PM CST reply actions  

Moar Hawks Goals Please!!!

Pretty please with Sugar, a stripper and shooters on top!!!

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Feb 11, 2012 8:32 PM CST reply actions  

And there was much rejoicing...

I wanted the Packers to win the Super Bowl, Megan!

by hairhelmet on Feb 11, 2012 8:32 PM CST reply actions  

"And winter gave spring and summer amiss and went straight into autumn.'

The Hawks might go that route, if this shit keeps up.

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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 11, 2012 8:49 PM CST up reply actions  

1st Period Stats

Shots: CHI-10, PHX-12
Hits: CHI-11, PHX-11
Giveaways: CHI-1, PHX-1
Takeaways: CHI-1, PHX-2
Blocked Shots: CHI-5, PHX-5
Attempts Blocked: CHI-5, PHX-5
Missed Shots: CHI-6, PHX-6
Faceoffs: CHI-56%, PHX-46%

Sharp 1/2 50%
Kruger 2/3 67%
Bmo 0/1 0%
Toews 2/3 67%
Mayers 2/3 67%
Bolly 3/6 50%

by girlphoenix on Feb 11, 2012 8:35 PM CST reply actions  

I have to admit this is pretty funny.

Tweeted by Winging it in Motown

I think the Hawks plan to celebrate Jeremy Roenick tonight by scoring one goal for every cup he won.

by BettyB on Feb 11, 2012 8:35 PM CST reply actions  

ooooh...it burns! it burns!

I wanted the Packers to win the Super Bowl, Megan!

by hairhelmet on Feb 11, 2012 8:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Damn, this is funny.

but it makes my eyes rain

SCH moderator.

by SKeen on Feb 11, 2012 8:37 PM CST up reply actions  

I feel like

this bmo Harris commercial with the kid and bike icicle trade is a metaphor for our Hawks season.

by Hi, I'm Bob LeDonne on Feb 11, 2012 8:35 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Youre doing it wrong.

Also, you’re doing it right

by Hi, I'm Bob LeDonne on Feb 11, 2012 8:38 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

John Scott and Bobby Hull's toupee

for Lundqvist.

There are some who call me........Tim?

Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!

Fuck Radim Vrbata.

by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Feb 11, 2012 8:40 PM CST up reply actions  

ok, still plenty of time left

for the comeback and for your boys to find my 4 goals :)

Go Canucks Go!

by BW79 on Feb 11, 2012 8:38 PM CST reply actions  

They've been lost along with our power play

If you must scream to get noticed, maybe you should whisper instead

by Z-man24 on Feb 11, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions  

maybe I should make notes with clues to the locations

it could be like a scavenger hunt :P

Go Canucks Go!

by BW79 on Feb 11, 2012 8:45 PM CST up reply actions  

yes! couldn’t remember what it was actually called, thanks :)

Go Canucks Go!

by BW79 on Feb 11, 2012 8:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Dear Blackhawks:

Please score some goals.

Thank you

"What doesn't kill us makes us stronger"

by Joe Banks on Feb 11, 2012 8:40 PM CST reply actions  

his flu

turned into a UBI. he’s back in chi-town

by oregon_hawk on Feb 11, 2012 8:46 PM CST up reply actions  

It's suspected a concussion

he missed some practices being “ill” and there were rumors of flu. Now it’s UBI.

by girlphoenix on Feb 11, 2012 8:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Would that make it "FLUBI"???

"What doesn't kill us makes us stronger"

by Joe Banks on Feb 11, 2012 8:48 PM CST up reply actions  

It was reported as flu

And if it is a concussion now, it wouldn’t be too surprising if they thought it was flu at the time due to it going through the team. First way doctors describe the symptoms of a concussion is “flu like symptoms.”

Chicagoan in the Lou.

by Mike Martin on Feb 11, 2012 8:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Apparently the UC birds migrated to Phoenix

I am a meat popsicle
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by LanceFister3 on Feb 11, 2012 8:48 PM CST reply actions  

Any new word on the TOFBTO man?

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Feb 11, 2012 8:50 PM CST reply actions  

ASPERLUND

That’s a newish one, at least.

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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 11, 2012 8:51 PM CST up reply actions  

nevermind

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Feb 11, 2012 8:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Not quiet the Fire and Brimstone I was hoping to see to open this period

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Feb 11, 2012 8:52 PM CST reply actions  

at least we've spent some time in their zone

so… yay?

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.

by ITypedforMiles on Feb 11, 2012 8:53 PM CST up reply actions  

But it's Phoenix. Fire/brimstone every Tuesday at 1:30 p.m.

They’re used to it.

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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 11, 2012 8:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Got away with a holding-the-stick just there

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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 11, 2012 8:52 PM CST reply actions  

Is it just me

or can the Hawks NOT play in the center portion of the ice AT ALL in the O-Zone? Everything seems to perimeter and if the puck gets to center ice it does really nothing.

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Feb 11, 2012 8:54 PM CST reply actions  

I'm getting a Morphine & soda.

anyone want anything?

No worries, this was the plan all along!
SCH resident medicinal resource

by Tuke on Feb 11, 2012 8:54 PM CST reply actions  

two fingers of dilauded?

I wanted the Packers to win the Super Bowl, Megan!

by hairhelmet on Feb 11, 2012 8:55 PM CST up reply actions  

are you sitting in Section K?

SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.
Giving up on even-handedness & politeness. Going for open contempt & disdain.

by ahnfire on Feb 11, 2012 8:56 PM CST up reply actions  

No?

NO SANDWICH FOR YOU!

I wanted the Packers to win the Super Bowl, Megan!

by hairhelmet on Feb 11, 2012 8:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Vodka-codeine-tonic for me. With lemon, on the rocks.

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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 11, 2012 8:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Coming right up!

No worries, this was the plan all along!
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by Tuke on Feb 11, 2012 8:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Just hit in me over the head with a sledge hammer

If you must scream to get noticed, maybe you should whisper instead

by Z-man24 on Feb 11, 2012 8:57 PM CST up reply actions  

I've been beating myself in the head with a tack hammer

and it isn’t helping

No worries, this was the plan all along!
SCH resident medicinal resource

by Tuke on Feb 11, 2012 9:00 PM CST up reply actions  

gotta go bigger

8 lb sledge works well

If you must scream to get noticed, maybe you should whisper instead

by Z-man24 on Feb 11, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Everytime they go to make a move

they end up leaving the puck behind.

No worries, this was the plan all along!
SCH resident medicinal resource

by Tuke on Feb 11, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions  

sounds like me with women

way back when

If you must scream to get noticed, maybe you should whisper instead

by Z-man24 on Feb 11, 2012 9:05 PM CST up reply actions  

ZING

No worries, this was the plan all along!
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by Tuke on Feb 11, 2012 9:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Would you in his shoes?

Preemptive Palomino, lets talk political stuff elsewhere .
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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Feb 11, 2012 8:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Touche

Kruger with a nice takeaway, to I think that’s Kane there (it wasn’t it was Brunette)

by 2883 on Feb 11, 2012 8:56 PM CST up reply actions  

It was funny

When JR had to explain to the other broadcasters why he stopped talking when the Hawks had a good scoring chance. who would have thought JR would be the professional in the room?

by kcr on Feb 11, 2012 8:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Leddy, Leddy, Leddy

you had 20 more feet of skating room

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by Tuke on Feb 11, 2012 8:58 PM CST reply actions  

Le sigh/

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Feb 11, 2012 8:58 PM CST reply actions  

4 on 2

and we shoot a shot from the blueline… AWESOME

by 2883 on Feb 11, 2012 8:58 PM CST reply actions  

on a positive note

finally, a shot from a defenseman went on net.

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by LanceFister3 on Feb 11, 2012 8:59 PM CST up reply actions  

"Hit him right in the helmet!"

Which means he had two-and-a-half feet on either side to put it in. But, no. The ONE APPENDAGE THAT DOESN’T MOVE ALL THAT MUCH stops the shot. FUCK!

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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 11, 2012 8:59 PM CST reply actions  

Fuckin' Smith

More better Blackhawks, please.

by Flavius on Feb 11, 2012 8:59 PM CST reply actions  

of course he is standing on his head tonight

I wanted the Packers to win the Super Bowl, Megan!

by hairhelmet on Feb 11, 2012 8:59 PM CST up reply actions  

well good luck on the rest of the game

I hope you make a comeback :)

I am off to watch Nucks vs Flames

as always thanks for being great hosts :)

Go Canucks Go!

by BW79 on Feb 11, 2012 8:59 PM CST reply actions  

SSRI?

Go Canucks Go!

by BW79 on Feb 11, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions  

lol ok :)

I have some Percocet here, does that count?

Go Canucks Go!

by BW79 on Feb 11, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Works faster than an SSRI

No worries, this was the plan all along!
SCH resident medicinal resource

by Tuke on Feb 11, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions  

I’m all good then :)

Go Canucks Go!

by BW79 on Feb 11, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Yup

Selective Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitors.

by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Feb 11, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions  

lol!

Go Canucks Go!

by BW79 on Feb 11, 2012 9:03 PM CST up reply actions  

We need a fucking goalie

who can win us a game.

My serenity is inversely proportional to my expectations.

LET’S GO HAWKS!!!!!

by ballyb on Feb 11, 2012 9:00 PM CST reply actions  

When was the last time

The HAwks played a goalie who was having an off night?

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Feb 11, 2012 9:00 PM CST reply actions  

Dubnyk?

I am a meat popsicle
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by LanceFister3 on Feb 11, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions  

JR with the shutout callout

I wanted the Packers to win the Super Bowl, Megan!

by hairhelmet on Feb 11, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions  

When...

Was the last time a Hawks goalie stood on his head and stole a game?

by sprinkler13 on Feb 11, 2012 9:03 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Well, we are watching this game on free TV.

And we’re getting what we paid for.

[oh ho ho ho ho ho]

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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 11, 2012 9:01 PM CST reply actions  

awww I love Statler and Waldorf :)

Go Canucks Go!

by BW79 on Feb 11, 2012 9:01 PM CST up reply actions  

did the hawks stagger into

not-total-suckage for the last few minutes?

by oregon_hawk on Feb 11, 2012 9:01 PM CST reply actions  

JR just called a shutout for Mike Smith.

O_O

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by ahnfire on Feb 11, 2012 9:01 PM CST reply actions  

Holy SHIT

Did JR just Jinx the shutout on purpose?

by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Feb 11, 2012 9:01 PM CST reply actions  

It's the Blackhawks, man.

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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 11, 2012 9:02 PM CST up reply actions  

JR with the shutout mention.

jinxjinxjinxjinx

There are some who call me........Tim?

Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!

Fuck Radim Vrbata.

by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Feb 11, 2012 9:01 PM CST reply actions  

Was it Crow?

SCH moderator. I'm the nice one. Really, I am. (you can quit laughing now)

by stacie7 on Feb 11, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions  

I think he only does that when he plays.

No worries, this was the plan all along!
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by Tuke on Feb 11, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Zing

Hey Koolaide with a one-timer!

I wanted the Packers to win the Super Bowl, Megan!

by hairhelmet on Feb 11, 2012 9:05 PM CST up reply actions  

hey I can be funny

I just don’t post half of what runs through my mind

SCH moderator. I'm the nice one. Really, I am. (you can quit laughing now)

by stacie7 on Feb 11, 2012 9:09 PM CST up reply actions  

might as well let it all out tonight

we gonna need some humor

If you must scream to get noticed, maybe you should whisper instead

by Z-man24 on Feb 11, 2012 9:10 PM CST up reply actions  

then I would have to change my signature

to “Yes I am the really big bitch”

SCH moderator. I'm the nice one. Really, I am. (you can quit laughing now)

by stacie7 on Feb 11, 2012 9:11 PM CST up reply actions  

all things considered

I think most would understand

If you must scream to get noticed, maybe you should whisper instead

by Z-man24 on Feb 11, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions  

was he wearing jorts?

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.

by ITypedforMiles on Feb 11, 2012 9:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Nicotine

Valium
Vicodin
Marijuana
Ecstacy
And alcohol

by Hi, I'm Bob LeDonne on Feb 11, 2012 9:04 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Hmmm

Upper
Upper
Downer
Downer
Upper
Downer..

You’re good to go

by 2883 on Feb 11, 2012 9:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Living on reds, vitamin C and cocaine?

"There are rough players and there are dirty players. I'm rough and dirty."

by YouFeelShame II on Feb 11, 2012 9:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Like the DooDaa man

No worries, this was the plan all along!
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by Tuke on Feb 11, 2012 9:06 PM CST up reply actions  

flec

"It could be worse: there could be blood squirtin' out of your nose"
"And that's 'Perfessr Mrs. Montador' to you...

by mightymike D on Feb 12, 2012 8:23 AM CST up reply actions  

Why you Hawks make me

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Feb 11, 2012 9:04 PM CST reply actions  

everytime I watch the Phoenix feed

they have commercials for bail bondsmen. What in hell goes on in Phoenix that bail bondsmen can afford tv commercials??

by kcr on Feb 11, 2012 9:06 PM CST reply actions  

Sheriff Joe. Kind of a hard-ass.

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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 11, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions  

I think it's more that

No one watches the games so anyone with five bucks can buy 30 secs of air time.

This might be the Hawks last game in Phoenix…

by Otter7 on Feb 11, 2012 9:07 PM CST up reply actions  

you are probably right

I jsut love the picture of retired people robbing banks in their little scooters …

by kcr on Feb 11, 2012 9:08 PM CST up reply actions  

I noticed that during a game last year

It’s all bail bondsmen and ambulance chaser lawyers.

Chicagoan in the Lou.

by Mike Martin on Feb 11, 2012 9:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Methamphetamine

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by Tuke on Feb 11, 2012 9:08 PM CST up reply actions  

remember the sharks games?

always had those people in those bad boy bail bonds shirts sitting front row

by putmeinthemadhouse on Feb 11, 2012 9:09 PM CST up reply actions  

That was a GREAT cough take just now by Pat and Eddie.

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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 11, 2012 9:06 PM CST reply actions  

Um Eddie isn't there

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by stacie7 on Feb 11, 2012 9:09 PM CST up reply actions  

FUCK ME

More better Blackhawks, please.

by Flavius on Feb 11, 2012 9:09 PM CST reply actions  

I'm going to bed.

There are some who call me........Tim?

Tremendously tremendous! Beautius J. Beautius!

Fuck Radim Vrbata.

by allyouyounghockeyplayersoutthere on Feb 11, 2012 9:09 PM CST reply actions  

That's a goal.

I wanted the Packers to win the Super Bowl, Megan!

by hairhelmet on Feb 11, 2012 9:09 PM CST reply actions  

Olsen may want to do something there huh?

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by Tuke on Feb 11, 2012 9:09 PM CST reply actions  

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 11, 2012 9:10 PM CST reply actions  

sigh

well, looks like this jersey isn’t bringing any good luck to the boys in white

by Steveholt on Feb 11, 2012 9:10 PM CST reply actions  

Yeah I took mine off midway through the 1st

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by Tuke on Feb 11, 2012 9:11 PM CST up reply actions  

I just...ugh

There are no words for this mess.

Let's go Hawks! Detroit sucks!

by HappyHuman on Feb 11, 2012 9:10 PM CST reply actions  

Yeah I got that sinking feeling too.

I feel like a divorce child right now. I love Q, and I love the hawks. They just aren’t working as a couple right now :(

by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Feb 11, 2012 9:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Q's not getting fired

At least not yet.

Chicagoan in the Lou.

by Mike Martin on Feb 11, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions  

How many losses will it take?

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by Tuke on Feb 11, 2012 9:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Missing the playoffs

and even then, I’m not sure a cup winning coach get canned two years out.

by kcr on Feb 11, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions  

If they finish out this road trip winless, I won't be so certian

But it will take missing the playoffs or backing in again. Bowman isn’t going to shitcan a coach over a bad losing streak when that same coach had his team atop the NHL in the same season.

Chicagoan in the Lou.

by Mike Martin on Feb 11, 2012 9:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Keep hope everybody and smile like me!

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Feb 11, 2012 9:10 PM CST reply actions  

WE NEVER WENT TO ALBERTA

ALBERTA IS A MYTH
ALBERTA DOES NOT EXIST

by girlphoenix on Feb 11, 2012 9:12 PM CST up reply actions  

We never had a 9 game road trip we won ZERO games on

We never had a 9 game road trip we won ZERO games on
We never had a 9 game road trip we won ZERO games on
We never had a 9 game road trip we won ZERO games on
We never had a 9 game road trip we won ZERO games on
We never had a 9 game road trip we won ZERO games on
We never had a 9 game road trip we won ZERO games on

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Feb 11, 2012 9:13 PM CST up reply actions  

two games, no matter how bad, are too few for real misery. Look at Job. In his first two games his 500 yoke of oxen and 500 donkeys were carried off by the Sabeans in a home-and-home and that was nothing compared to what came after.

/s, more often than not

by flyersfaninchicago on Feb 11, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions  

did you just

make a biblical reference using hockey terminology?

nicely done

by Steveholt on Feb 11, 2012 9:15 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

You know you are a Hawks fan when......

I read the word Sabean and Seabs

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by stacie7 on Feb 11, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Not like this!

Even March in 2010 and February in 2011 was NOT this bad, not even close!

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Feb 11, 2012 9:12 PM CST up reply actions  

awww

look at you, trying to make us less miserable.

we’ll appreciate it when we’re out of the cave.

SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.
Giving up on even-handedness & politeness. Going for open contempt & disdain.

by ahnfire on Feb 11, 2012 9:12 PM CST up reply actions  

i'm a little drunk

and I’m a peacekeeping drunk (except when it’s tequila and i want to make out or it’s gin and i want to cause trouble) and everyone at BSH is miserable because we lost to the Rangers again and we’re not quite eating our young but they are being basted and so I just want everyone to have some courage for a little while.

/s, more often than not

by flyersfaninchicago on Feb 11, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions  

awww

poor you, surrounded by unhappy people.

we’re all being quite peaceable, actually, just hitting that numb apathetic point in the streak

SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.
Giving up on even-handedness & politeness. Going for open contempt & disdain.

by ahnfire on Feb 11, 2012 9:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Ahhh, it's been addition by subtraction for SCH

If you must scream to get noticed, maybe you should whisper instead

by Z-man24 on Feb 11, 2012 9:21 PM CST up reply actions  

the negative nellies should show up in period 3

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by stacie7 on Feb 11, 2012 9:21 PM CST up reply actions  

well, I already banned 2

maybe banning some more will cheer me up?

SCH Narc - check yo'self before you wreck yo'self.
Giving up on even-handedness & politeness. Going for open contempt & disdain.

by ahnfire on Feb 11, 2012 9:22 PM CST up reply actions  

that was yesterday

whats going to cheer you up tonight if nelly doesnt show?

SCH moderator.

by SKeen on Feb 11, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions  

oh if we lose the negative nellies that aren't banned will show

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by stacie7 on Feb 11, 2012 9:24 PM CST up reply actions  

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

No but seriously… anyhting to get out of this rut..

by 2883 on Feb 11, 2012 9:24 PM CST up reply actions  

A little bird just told me

hawks get a goal for every ban from ahn, just not anyone with a z in their name

If you must scream to get noticed, maybe you should whisper instead

by Z-man24 on Feb 11, 2012 9:25 PM CST up reply actions  

yes tonight is much less hostile here than last night.

yea, blessed are the commenters, give them strength while they struggle to comprehend hockey’s hardships. Give them succor, which always sounded to me like a dirty word when I read it in the Bible as a kid and so it was cool. GIve them lots of succor.

/s, more often than not

by flyersfaninchicago on Feb 11, 2012 9:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Succor!!!!!

GIVE US SUCCOR

If you must scream to get noticed, maybe you should whisper instead

by Z-man24 on Feb 11, 2012 9:26 PM CST up reply actions  

the easiest way to show everyone at BSH that it could be worse

is to link to some of the threads here lately

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by SKeen on Feb 11, 2012 9:21 PM CST up reply actions  

sure "accidentally"

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by stacie7 on Feb 11, 2012 9:12 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL

Announcer just freudian slipped Raffi Torres to “Raffi Toilet” and then corrected himself.
No dude, you were right the first time.

by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Feb 11, 2012 9:11 PM CST reply actions  

aaaand

I can’t bring myself to care.

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by ahnfire on Feb 11, 2012 9:12 PM CST reply actions  

I think I'm in your boat tonight Captain

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by stacie7 on Feb 11, 2012 9:13 PM CST up reply actions  

yay for apathy.

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by ahnfire on Feb 11, 2012 9:15 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm to the point of nervous laughter now

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by stacie7 on Feb 11, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions  

oh, then you haven't hit apathy.

or is delirium after apathy?

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by ahnfire on Feb 11, 2012 9:17 PM CST up reply actions  

I hit depression and apathy yesterday

delirium is today – you should be there by tomorrow

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by stacie7 on Feb 11, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't know

the apathy is strong with me.

I think I skipped depression.

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by ahnfire on Feb 11, 2012 9:19 PM CST up reply actions  

i think you're in denial

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by LanceFister3 on Feb 11, 2012 9:19 PM CST up reply actions  

wait, I'm still on the first step?

damnit.

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by ahnfire on Feb 11, 2012 9:20 PM CST up reply actions  

no apathy is step 2

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by stacie7 on Feb 11, 2012 9:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Ditto

Does that mean we’ve died a little inside?

by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Feb 11, 2012 9:17 PM CST up reply actions  

that's what I'm smelling, rotting flesh

If you must scream to get noticed, maybe you should whisper instead

by Z-man24 on Feb 11, 2012 9:22 PM CST up reply actions  

the way I see it

things could be worse… we could have to wake up next to Macaulay Culkin for the rest of our lives

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by SKeen on Feb 11, 2012 9:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Ohh Ahn, how I envey you and your care free attitude.

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by Tuke on Feb 11, 2012 9:13 PM CST up reply actions  

if it doesn't come naturally

I suggest alcohol.

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by ahnfire on Feb 11, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure

She’s on expensive medication

More better Blackhawks, please.

by Flavius on Feb 11, 2012 9:15 PM CST up reply actions  

pfff

like I have money to get expensive medication.

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by ahnfire on Feb 11, 2012 9:17 PM CST up reply actions  

And once again, it's nap time!

"What doesn't kill us makes us stronger"

by Joe Banks on Feb 11, 2012 9:13 PM CST reply actions  

I think Kitchen loses his job

maybe Havi too…

I think Q keeps his job but there will be new voice in the locker room tbh

by 2883 on Feb 11, 2012 9:13 PM CST reply actions  

Who comes in as an assistant?

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by Tuke on Feb 11, 2012 9:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Call up the Hogs coaches

if you’re Stan hire a friend who is willing to be an advisor. At some point the same old song, is not going to work.

by 2883 on Feb 11, 2012 9:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Don't they have an advisor?

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by Tuke on Feb 11, 2012 9:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Because he is a Coach

And the team is ripped apart at the seams with no consistancey at all

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Feb 11, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions  

all of us were moaning his loss if winnipeg hired him

and he did a damn good job when he took over for q last year for those 8 games

by putmeinthemadhouse on Feb 11, 2012 9:17 PM CST up reply actions  

That was LAST YEAR though

What has he done for the Hawks lately? This is why

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Feb 11, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Feb 11, 2012 9:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Havi goes before Kitch

Kitch is here because of Q. He’ll go when Q goes, and Q isn’t going yet.

Chicagoan in the Lou.

by Mike Martin on Feb 11, 2012 9:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Hi guys

So what happened to the Chicago Blackhawks and what is this team on the ice wearing their uniforms?

by VerStig on Feb 11, 2012 9:14 PM CST reply actions  

The Hawks called up the Gwinnet Gladiators

gave them all the uniforms (did not want to spend the $$$ on new ones) and told the REAL Hawks to take a month off

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Feb 11, 2012 9:15 PM CST up reply actions  

We left them behind in 2011?

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by ahnfire on Feb 11, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions  

They're luring the rest of the league in to a false sense of security

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by Tuke on Feb 11, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Well this is looking like

Money well spent. Also phoenix has Blackhawk meatballs. I swear if I hear shoot it one more time.

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by DesertHawk on Feb 11, 2012 9:14 PM CST via Android app reply actions  

:(

poor DesertHawk

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by ahnfire on Feb 11, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions  

SHOOT!

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by Tuke on Feb 11, 2012 9:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Sorry, DH.

Looks like you shoulda bought the fam hookers instead.

I wanted the Packers to win the Super Bowl, Megan!

by hairhelmet on Feb 11, 2012 9:22 PM CST up reply actions  

The coyotes broadcaster dude is

Standing right next to me. Weird.

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by DesertHawk on Feb 11, 2012 9:23 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

Hit him

If you must scream to get noticed, maybe you should whisper instead

by Z-man24 on Feb 11, 2012 9:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Punch him in the gonads

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by Tuke on Feb 11, 2012 9:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Hawks PP

Over/Under on how many shots the Hawks actually get to the net?

Let’s start with 1.

by Steveholt on Feb 11, 2012 9:14 PM CST reply actions  

Kane goal

my glass is always half kane

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by YouFeelShame II on Feb 11, 2012 9:15 PM CST up reply actions  

I think they will get at least 1 SOG

I’m thinking 2 though, but still an 0-for

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Feb 11, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions  

My prediction is

That if loss hits 9, something happens.

by Hi, I'm Bob LeDonne on Feb 11, 2012 9:16 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

What was Boudreau

at last year? 12 or something

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by YouFeelShame II on Feb 11, 2012 9:17 PM CST up reply actions  

I really don't see them winning a game on this trip

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by Tuke on Feb 11, 2012 9:19 PM CST up reply actions  

CBJ still look promising

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Feb 11, 2012 9:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Why does you saying this

Not surprise me in the slightest?

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Feb 11, 2012 9:22 PM CST up reply actions  

MIN has been playing like shit for a while now

I think it is almost akin to CAR beating up on NYI

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Feb 11, 2012 9:25 PM CST up reply actions  

agreed

They’re about to beat Minnesota too.

by ForAllYouYoungHockeyMoms on Feb 11, 2012 9:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Are you kidding me

they never win “TRAP” games

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by Tuke on Feb 11, 2012 9:34 PM CST up reply actions  

chai-yote

that’s how i pronounce it with my texas accent and my shame

by girlphoenix on Feb 11, 2012 9:19 PM CST up reply actions  

I feel your shame

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by Tuke on Feb 11, 2012 9:20 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm making fun of you now

and I’m from Texas

I wanted the Packers to win the Super Bowl, Megan!

by hairhelmet on Feb 11, 2012 9:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think I have an accent

but when I go home to Illinois all I hear is shit about my drawl

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by Tuke on Feb 11, 2012 9:35 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm from near Waco, and when I went to college in Dallas,

my roommate was like “I can definitely tell you’re from Central Texas.” My parents are from Indiana so they don’t have accents.

by girlphoenix on Feb 11, 2012 9:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Twenty more minutes, and I get the rest of my weekend back.

DAMN IT DAMN IT DAAAAAAA —

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by Sec 326 Bureau Chief on Feb 11, 2012 9:19 PM CST reply actions  

I Blame Sam for the Hawks woes

Before the trip he was crackulating numbers and shit, and threw out the Hawks were almost a lock to get into the playoffs, even if they went 15-16-0 DAL/PHX would have to go something like 20-6-0. Well since, the Hawks are 0-6-1 or there a bouts.

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by Toews-makes-funny-faces on Feb 11, 2012 9:22 PM CST reply actions  

is there a way we can just forfeit the rest of the road trip...

…and save all of us the misery of having to keep watching this shit?

by bluekoolaide on Feb 11, 2012 9:22 PM CST reply actions  

------- 3rd PERIOD THREAD -------

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by LanceFister3 on Feb 11, 2012 9:23 PM CST reply actions  

ha ha

"There are rough players and there are dirty players. I'm rough and dirty."

by YouFeelShame II on Feb 11, 2012 9:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I've missed these

honestly, I have.

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by ahnfire on Feb 11, 2012 9:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I appreciate the ones that are of Link from Zelda

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by stacie7 on Feb 11, 2012 9:28 PM CST up reply actions  

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