In honor of some of the Hawks' role players coming up rather large last night, we present to you one of the great character actors of this generation, one Jonathan Kimble Simmons. While more known for his bald dome and baritone voice than his rarely-seen beard, Simmons has been in everything from summer blockbusters (Spider-Man) to indie favorites (Juno), and television roles ranging from the impossibly serious (Law & Order, Oz) to the impossibly hilarious (Party Down). Simmons truly is a man for all seasons and all situations.