Given last night's events, it's appropriate that an exemplar of unrelenting, deluded positivity be placed here today. It's with that we present Mr. David Van Driessen, the only teacher at Highland High that sees any kind of worth whatsoever out his two most misanthropic and well-known students. That level of delusion as well as a wispy, patchy beard Van Driessen wears are all many of us are left with at this point.