The weather is starting to get nice and watching the New Jersey Devils still in the playoffs is painful, so come out and relieve some stress and get away from your family and responsibilities with this weeks installment of the SCH Inline Hockey game.
Date: SUNDAY, May 6
Weather Watch: Isolated thunderstorms from me smashing my stick against the goal after missing another open netter. 30% of tears falling from the Heavens.
Location: Pine Park in Hoffman Estates, off Winston Road just north of Algonquin Road (Route 62). Same place every time dummy.
We're starting at noon so Tim will have time to kick the hooker out of his bed and get over to the rink with lipstick still on his face.
JOIN US THIS SUNDAY IN HOFFMAN ESTATES FOR THE MOST AUTHENTIC HOCKEY EXPERIENCE HAVING NO HOCKEY EXPERIENCE CAN GET YOU!
SCH INLINE HOCKEY CLUB NEWS FAQ
What do I need to play?
Inline skates and a stick. Other equipment such as gloves, talent and sobriety are optional.
Where do you play at?
Pine park outdoor inline hockey rink off Winston Road in Hoffman Estates, just north of route 62. Use the interwebz for directions.
What's the talent level like?
It's wide open!
Anybody with a good attitude can play EVERYBODY CAN PLAY (as long as you go through your first initial week of hazing from Billy Charlesboi)!
I haven't come out to a game yet because I'm shy and nervous about losing my interwebz anonymity.
If SCH's resident 8 year old can leave his computer at home, I'm pretty sure most of you can show your beautiful faces at the rink.
If you need any more information, leave a question in the comments and I'll get back to you. Hope to see a great turn out this weekend. Also please let me know if you plan on attending so I can get a good idea who I need to run over ahead of time. See you Sunday!
SEE YOU THERE!
Oh, hey look a poll question!