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SCH Inline Hockey Club: BREAKING NEWS - HOFFMAN THREATENS TO SHUT DOWN THE CLUB!

BREAKING NEWS: HOFFMAN ESTATES DEMANDS THE SCH INLINE HOCKEY CLUB CHANGE ITS STYLE OF HOCKEY OR THREATENS TO SHUT US DOWN!

Playing a free, outdoor hockey game every week has rumpled some of the finely pressed suits at Hoffman Estates City Hall. They despise our one-of-a-kind, free-wheeling, seat-of-your-pants, over-hyphonated brand of hockey!!! Word is that they are going to send their political apparatchiks to ensure that we play tight Soviet style hockey or they will shut us down NEXT WEEK!*

But the only people who fight City Hall and win are connected fat cats and other miscellaneous and affiliated scum ... WHAT CAN WE DO???

I'll tell you what we're going to do ... we're going to play hockey ... OUR BRAND OF HOCKEY!!!

JOIN US AND EXPRESS YOUR FREEDOM THIS SUNDAY, JUNE 10th @ 10 A.M!!!

As such, we shall all assemble at PINE PARK IN HOFFMAN ESTATES at 10 A.M. on SUNDAY, JUNE 10TH for this one of a kind HOCKEY protest!

ISN'T IT TIME YOU BECOME A PART OF SOMETHING THIS IMPORTANT?!?

*as reported by semi-reliable sources.

Highlights from Sunday, June 3rd's game:

- No injuries!

- TWO (2!) goalies!!! Fred and Lucas, who both played great. Thanks for putting on the gear guys!

- 10 skaters: we went 4 v. 4 with one sub

SCH INLINE HOCKEY CLUB NEWS FAQ

What do I need to play?

Inline skates and a stick. Other equipment such as gloves, talent and sobriety are optional.

Where do you play at?

Pine park outdoor inline hockey rink off Winston Road in Hoffman Estates, just north of route 62. Use the interwebz for directions.

What's the talent level like?

Everybody and anybody can play!!! We generally range from very good to not so good. All we ask is you try not to hurt anybody!

If you need any more information, leave a question in the comments and I'll get back to you. Hope to see a great turn out this weekend.



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