CALLING ALL CARDS! CALLING ALL CARDS!

Did you know that people from this message board have been meeting to play hockey every week (weather permitting) since last July???

IT'S TRUE!!!

Recognizing that getting a game of rat hockey together is much harder than it seems, the puckheads from this board have decided to make it easy: A REGULAR HOCKEY MEET-UP for all levels of hockey players!

That sounds like an awesome idea ... I can't bear to live with the fact that I've missed about 25 hockey games that I could have played in over the last year! I'm going to eat a turkey sandwich and hang myself in the lavatory!

Whoa, whoa, whoa! It's not to late to start - Because we're recruiting new players EVERY SINGLE WEEK!

With our casual revolving door rotation of players, there's always room for more! So come out this Sunday and see what all the fuss is about.

GAME INFO:

Date: SUNDAY, May 120

Time: NOON

Weather Watch: Wait and see!!!

Location: Pine Park in Hoffman Estates, off Winston Road just north of Algonquin Road (Route 62). Same place every time dummy.

JOIN US THIS SATURDAY IN HOFFMAN ESTATES FOR THE BEST NON-FAT HOCKEY SUBSTITUTE IN THE NW SUBURBS!!!

SCH INLINE HOCKEY CLUB NEWS FAQ

What do I need to play?

Inline skates and a stick. Other equipment such as gloves, talent and sobriety are optional.

Where do you play at?

Pine park outdoor inline hockey rink off Winston Road in Hoffman Estates, just north of route 62. Use the interwebz for directions.

What's the talent level like?

Everybody and anybody can play!!! We generally range from very good to not so good. All we ask is you try not to hurt anybody!

I haven't come out to a game yet because I'm shy and nervous about losing my interwebz anonymity.

Great news - You can wear a goalie mask so nobody can see your face!

If you need any more information, leave a question in the comments and I'll get back to you. Hope to see a great turn out this weekend.