And so we enter yet another week that promises to be as full of ennui and langour as the last, at least as far as the Hawks and Hockey are concerned. I'm afraid I blew my entire off-season Entertainment Budget on stage-managing the 'Cam Janssen Affair' (c'mon, you didn't think that was for real did you? No one is that stupid.. oh.. wait) so there is unlikely to be any big but short lived spate of activity. SCH has resembled a ghost town of late.. like Detroit during "Culture Week". This Hockey cold-turkey has been hard to take so, in the hope of finding something of interest, I headed into the World Wide Web to some rather less typical destinations.
First off, I headed over to everyone's favourite Powerpoint Presentation, the Bleacher Report to see what kind of finely-honed analysis and intelligent perceptions they were failing to display.
Nothing. This place has really let things slide... slide? Anyone? Please yourselves.
Next stop was the land of 140 character assassination and parody accounts, Twitter
Hmm. Nothing there either. Hopefully Lambert wakes up and starts trolling people soon.
It seems that the rest of the Hockey Net is as quiet as SCH. Hang on! I know somewhere where there's BOUND to be some activity.. even if it's the sort of activity you get after you turn over a big rock.
Ah.. that's more like it! You can always count on Hockeybuzz to make you feel better about yourself.
(Note: I was going to mock-up the message-board as well but it would have been redundant. WARNING NSFPeople With A Brain)
Well, that killed a couple of hours... is it October yet?