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Time for Hawk-agram fun! Or, I REALLY need a hobby to fill the time til October.



Hello, friends. So, the draft is over (with the Hawks cornering the market on Swedish defensemen) and the free agency frenzy is winding down (Bulin Wall! Wooo!). And if you are anything like me (and if you are, you have my sympathies), you are looking for hockey-related activities to keep yourself occupied until the season rolls around yet again. So, let's have fun with words, whaddya say?

Hawk-agrams! Or, anagrams of the names of Blackhawks. Yes, it is trivial. Yes, it is meaningless. What's your point?

Feel free to add you own, or tear mine to shreds, which is pretty much what we do around here.

Patrick Kane - Crank It Peak

Jonathan Toews -Wanna Jet Shoot

Patrick Sharp - Arch Spark Tip

Marian Hossa - Has Sonar Aim

Bryan Bickell - Call Be By Rink

Duncan Keith - Hacked In Nut

Brent Seabrook - Break Born Toes

Niklas Hjalmarsson - Harass Jam In Knolls

Brandon Saad - Bandana Rods

Andrew Shaw - Awards When

Michal Handzus - A Hand Zilch Sum

Jeremy Morin - Rejoin My Rem

Jimmy Hayes - Hey Is My Jam

Daniel Carcillo - Clinical Reload

Brandon Bollig - Bang Boon Drill

Marcus Kruger - Mark Curse Rug

Johnny Oduya - Any Hound Joy

Nick Leddy - Dicky Lend

Michal Rozsival - Schmalz Ravioli

Sheldon Brookbank - Bland Bonkers Hook

Corey Crawford - Rowdy Arc Force

Nikolai Khabibulin - Blink On Haiku Alibi

Joel Quenneville - Jell On Evil Queen

Stan Bowman - Tabs Man Won

Rocky Wirtz - Cry Zit Work

When does the pre-season start?

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