Hello, friends. So, the draft is over (with the Hawks cornering the market on Swedish defensemen) and the free agency frenzy is winding down (Bulin Wall! Wooo!). And if you are anything like me (and if you are, you have my sympathies), you are looking for hockey-related activities to keep yourself occupied until the season rolls around yet again. So, let's have fun with words, whaddya say?
Hawk-agrams! Or, anagrams of the names of Blackhawks. Yes, it is trivial. Yes, it is meaningless. What's your point?
Feel free to add you own, or tear mine to shreds, which is pretty much what we do around here.
Patrick Kane - Crank It Peak
Jonathan Toews -Wanna Jet Shoot
Patrick Sharp - Arch Spark Tip
Marian Hossa - Has Sonar Aim
Bryan Bickell - Call Be By Rink
Duncan Keith - Hacked In Nut
Brent Seabrook - Break Born Toes
Niklas Hjalmarsson - Harass Jam In Knolls
Brandon Saad - Bandana Rods
Andrew Shaw - Awards When
Michal Handzus - A Hand Zilch Sum
Jeremy Morin - Rejoin My Rem
Jimmy Hayes - Hey Is My Jam
Daniel Carcillo - Clinical Reload
Brandon Bollig - Bang Boon Drill
Marcus Kruger - Mark Curse Rug
Johnny Oduya - Any Hound Joy
Nick Leddy - Dicky Lend
Michal Rozsival - Schmalz Ravioli
Sheldon Brookbank - Bland Bonkers Hook
Corey Crawford - Rowdy Arc Force
Nikolai Khabibulin - Blink On Haiku Alibi
Joel Quenneville - Jell On Evil Queen
Stan Bowman - Tabs Man Won
Rocky Wirtz - Cry Zit Work
When does the pre-season start?