beard-of-the-day Stories - Second City Hockey
May 27th - Beard of the Day - Obi-Wan Kenobi
We weren't fucking around when we said we were calling in the big guns. Help us, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope.
May 26th - Beard of the Day - Moses
Times like these call for incredible levels of leadership from our beards, so we've decided to call in the heavy artillery today and tomorrow. Today, we give you Moses. According to the Old Testament, Moses led the Israelites out of Egypt to escape genocide and slavery at the hands of the...
Beard of the Day - May 18th - Yosemite Sam
Today's beard is one I wish we didn't have to post, but it was going to happen sooner or later in this series. It's not a rivalry if a victory by your opponent doesn't elicit some honest-to-fuck anger, and there are few cartoon characters angrier than Yosemite Sam. No one makes us Hawks fans...
Beard Of The Day - May 14th - Neil Fallon
Today's beard comes in the form of Neil Fallon, vocalist for venerable Maryland southern-fried metal band Clutch. His signature baritone voice is truly a force to bear witness to live, particularly given his diminutive stature. Additionally, he has the versatility to switch back and forth...
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