Ahh.. our first red beard of the playoffs. Pretty obvious reasoning behind this one. In case you haven't heard, the government is pretty much broke. So send them all your money. If you want to be be treated fairly and with respect while doing so, there's only one guy to call. I'm not totally sure why they can't afford to buy any vowels for their website though. Anyways, Happy Tax Day... and Happy Birthday to my brother Andrew.
Side note - please don't call Tax Masters... I'm sure it's a total scam.