Tweets Of The Week

Not bad seeing ur idol at 8 am skate!! pic.twitter.com/lMSthIL5qo

— Matthew Barnaby (@MattBarnaby3636) August 22, 2013

Kaner making the rounds.

What a day thx everyone for taking the time mid-week to come celebrate with us! #thecrew pic.twitter.com/TUFUJLzc9J

— Jamal Mayers (@jamalmayers) August 22, 2013

Jamal Mayers finally gets his day with Stan.

Just overheard somebody call the Stanley Cup the "Blackhawks Keg."

— Matthew Dominick (@mattdominick) August 22, 2013

That sounds about right.

Well I'm saving this one for when all the Canadian teams are eliminated from the playoffs. pic.twitter.com/iaRZhBSFhV

— Dan (@danlancedan) August 22, 2013

So we can use this right after the 1st round, right?

Someone told Mikhail Grabovski that there is no longer a Southeast Division, right?

— The Royal Half (@theroyalhalf) August 22, 2013

Too late, the ink is dry!

It doesn't matter what Datsyuk says because when the US & Canada play for the gold, the 2 captains are going to make out for a solid 5 mins.

— Kyle Leathers (@kleathers) August 22, 2013

That would be golden! (pun intended)

The Canadiens were an actual NHL team offering Douglas Murray actual money to play hockey. Those are the details of negotiations.

— Jesse Spector (@jessespector) August 23, 2013

Example #1 of why Jessie Spector will be missed on the hockey beat.

All this attention for Miley Cyrus when Katy Perry was out there jumping rope. Katy Perry. JUMPING ROPE.

— Jesse Spector (@jessespector) August 26, 2013

Here is Example #2

EVERYTHING'S FINE!!!! RT @chucksahoy: what's Tracy Bonham up to these days?

— Fork (@hockeenight) August 23, 2013

Those who listened to a lot of Q101 in the 90's will appreciate this one. I know I did.

Balloons are weird. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. HERE'S A PLASTIC SACK OF MY BREATH.

— Lydia Dominick (@LydiaDominick) August 27, 2013

Gross enough to be funny.

If you're a set of twins, one of you should get super fat and the other totally ripped. You'd clean house as "before and after" models.

— Mike Stanley (@Mikestanley1) August 27, 2013

Hilarious Tweet from buddy Mike Stanley, who will be household name soon enough.