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SCH INLINE HOCKEY CLUB: Sunday, September 15th ANNIVERSARY GAME

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Since we are not above playing into stereotypes and being that 99% of our regular attendees are men, we have forgotten our real anniversary date, but unlike in your relationship, we are just making one up and am completely fine with it! So come out this Sunday for the anniversary game. Show up at 9:30 or else.

Scott Olson

SCH INLINE HOCKEY CLUB'S NEXT SCHEDULED GAME: Sunday, September 15th at 9:30 a.m. at Pine Park in Hoffman Estates

The 9 am starts were a little too early so we are bumping it up to 9:30. That time seemed to work well for our last few games.

SCH INLINE HOCKEY CLUB FAQ

Q: Are you really playing hockey this Sunday???

A: Yessirie Bob. It's our made up anniversary!

Q: Is this your first game?

A: Negative. But it could be yours, and what a week to start! We will have food and beverages (adult and non-adult). We will also be having a skills style competition where you have to chug 6 beers then see how many people you can fight. (Just Kidding)

Q: Can I play too?

A: You're invited! Only requirement is you have inline skates and don't intentionally hurt anybody else or yourself. Actually, we don't care if you hurt yourself. Just don't hurt anyone else in the process :)

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 1 & 2 GAME INFO

Time: 9:30 a.m. (puck drops at 10 a.m.)

Location: Pine park in Hoffman Estates, just North of 62

Required equipment: Inline skates; a hockey stick (gloves are encouraged and most people wear shin pads). We have full goalie equipment that you can use if you want to get between the pipes.

So come out and celebrate another great year for the SCH IHC, at least you won't have to pay for a fancy dinner and still not get laid...