Switch works for Bryan Bickell and Patrick Kane. (Tribune)
The "changed man" Matt Cooke gets a seven game suspension. (CBS Sports)
Ron MacLean hates French referees. (Deadspin)
Craig Berube waited over ten years to punch Jeremy Roenick. (Broad Street Hockey)
I'm just going to leave this right here because it's more energizing than any cup of coffee this morning!