April 24th - Beard of the Day: Ol' Dirty Bastard
BLAOW! How you like me now? Don't fuck the style
Ruthless wild!
Did ODB aka Big Baby Jesus, aka Dirt McGirt, aka Dirt Dog, aka Russell Jones, aka Osirus (the Father), aka Old Dirty Chinese Restaurant, have the greatest beard?
No.. he didn't.
But he started songs like this:
"I dedicate this to all the pretty girls
All the pretty girls, in the world
And the ugly girls too
Cause to me your pretty anyways baby"
and made a reference to The Warriors in the First Wu-Tang Album
and can make the most hardcore feminists I know get up and dance, despite his horrible lyrics
and he was one of the more bizarre personalities in music in the past 20 years.
RIP DIRT
GOTTA GET UP AND BE SOMEBODY!