Sam Fels

By now, you've heard the apocalyptic forecasts after the owners first offer to the players union. Obviously, most of it was pretty nuclear. For those who may have missed it, let's hit the bullet points: * The players share of revenue for salaries would go from 57% of hockey related revenue

SCH hasn't taken an official support position in this one. We just kind of want it to be over soon so we can find out what the hell the Hawks are going to do. But discuss all the goings-on here.

Seeing as how the playoff traditions have kicked off in full here, with the player by player preview, our guide to playoff beards, the Beard of the Day, it's time to bring in another that I've done for all four years we've been here at SCH. It's time to play

He lives in a house, a very big house in the country Watching afternoon repeats and the food he eats in the country He takes all manner of pills and piles up analyst bills in the country It's like an animal farm lot's of rural charm in the country

Write down the day, expend it Work it in again, death ends it

The easy word Will never slip I brought it down To take the lip Don't need to know Don't have to feel Your better side I had to steal