Author: Sam Fels

Weekend Whatever Thread

By Sam Fels | Feb 20th 2019 | 1 min read |

That time again. Use this to talk about the Olympics (ok, I’m pretty excited for the Men’s Tennis Gold Medal Match now), or baseball, or a...

And The Winds Begin To Howl

By Sam Fels | Feb 20th 2019 | 3 min read |

By now, you’ve heard the apocalyptic forecasts after the owners first offer to the players union. Obviously, most of it was pretty nuclear. For ...

Stanley Cup Final Game 1 Thread

By Sam Fels | Feb 19th 2019 | 1 min read |

SCH hasn’t taken an official support position in this one. We just kind of want it to be over soon so we can find out what the hell the Hawks ar...

Who's Your John Druce?

By Sam Fels | Feb 19th 2019 | 3 min read |

Seeing as how the playoff traditions have kicked off in full here, with the player by player preview, our guide to playoff beards, the Beard of the Da...

Hawks at Wild 3rd Period Thread

By Sam Fels | Feb 19th 2019 | 1 min read |

He lives in a house, a very big house in the country Watching afternoon repeats and the food he eats in the country He takes all manner of pills and p...

Hawks at Preds 3rd Period Thread

By Sam Fels | Feb 19th 2019 | 1 min read |

Write down the day, expend it Work it in again, death ends it...

Hawks at Preds 2nd Period Thread

By Sam Fels | Feb 19th 2019 | 1 min read |

The easy word Will never slip I brought it down To take the lip Don’t need to know Don’t have to feel Your better side I had to steal...

Hawks at Jackets 3rd Period Thread

By Sam Fels | Feb 19th 2019 | 1 min read |

The Crops hit the Stiffs An’ the Spikes whipped the Quiffs They’re all looking ’round...

Hawks at Stars 3rd Period Thread

By Sam Fels | Feb 19th 2019 | 1 min read |

There was a rumor about a tumorNestled at the base of his brain.He was sitting up there with his .36 MagnumLaughing wildly as he bagged ’em.Who ...

Hawks at Stars 2nd Period Thread

By Sam Fels | Feb 19th 2019 | 1 min read |

Now won’t you think for the shame and degradationFor the school’s administrationHe put on such a bold and brassy show.The Chancellor cried...