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Happy Valentine’s Day, Tommy Hawk

Written for our favorite mascot in the NHL

To the tune of “Brandy (You’re a Fine Girl)”


There’s a rink on a western name

And it serves thousands of fans per game

Lonely people pass the time away

And talk about their team

And there’s a mascot in this western town

And he works layin’ drum beats down

They say, Tommy, fetch another round

He serves them t-shirts and gear.

The fans say: “Tommy, you’re a fine Hawk” (you’re a fine Hawk)

”What a good mascot you would be” (such a fine Hawk)

”Yeah, your eyes could steal a poor soul, from Calgary”

Tommy wears a braided chain

Made of finest silver from the North of Spain

A locket that bears the name

Of the team that Tommy loves

He came on a winter’s day

Bringin’ gifts from far away

He made it clear that he would stay

Chicago was his home

The fans say: “Tommy, you’re a fine Hawk” (you’re a fine Hawk)

”What a good mascot you would be” (such a fine Hawk)

”And we love, your drum, your t-shirts, and your glee”

Yeah, Tommy used to watch our eyes

When we witnessed, our NHL franchise

Win three Stanley Cups, and throw our arms to the skies

He saw our favorite team win the ultimate prize

But he had always told the truth, Lord, he was an honest man

Win or lose he’d do his best to understaaaaaand

At night when the UC closes down

Tommy walks through our favorite town

And loves us fans, who are all around

He still can hear us say

He hears us say “Tommy, you’re a fine hawk” (you’re a fine hawk)

”What a good mascot you would be” (such a fine hawk)

”You’re our favorite guy and we’re with you guaranteed”

He is, yes he is,

We say, “Tommy, you’re a fine hawk” (you’re a fine hawk)

”What a good mascot you would be” (such a fine hawk)

”Thank you Tommy for being the best that you can be”

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