Is Patrick Sharp Chicago's Sexiest Athlete?

I'm sure most of you have seen this by now - but in case you haven't (or you just like really fucking awful auto-tuned song parodies), here:

McClure thinks Sharp is a shoe-in but I'm not so sure. No word on what Fels thinks but for some reason I feel like if I asked him, he'd just insult the two of us for even debating this.. But I'll put this up here anyway to spark some debate that doesn't revolve around the perceived laziness of certain players...