May 4th - Beard Of The Day - The Bearded Lady

In honor of Alex Burrows making his return to Chicago, we present to you today's beard - The Bearded Lady.

A near-mythical character long a staple of many a circus of ill repute, we find Rebecca Romijn Stamos O'Connell (Yes, she left Uncle Jesse for the fat kid in Stand By Me) portraying her in one of my favorite bad movies of all-time, Dirty Work.

Note to self: I DON'T WANT TO LIVE