Official Glossary For The Newcomers
I've seen these popping up in more and more comments sections, so I thought I would help everyone out here on the front page. We're gaining more and more new readers every day, which really is a sad statement about society, and seeing as how I'm the one who keeps coming up with new nicknames, I'll spell them all out here:
Kane & Toews on the same line: Daydream Nation (19 and 88)
Sharp-The Sharp-Shooter, or Shooter if you're into the whole brevity thing
Bolland-Fabulous Weapon (it's an Eagles of Death Metal reference)
Havlat-JHC, for Jesus Havlat Christ, or sometimes Martylark, but not so much these days.
Ladd-Used to be Nails, have changed it to Mountain in The Indian, but feel free to use either.
Byfuglien-It was fuckwad during the season, we've reverted to Buff now
Versteeg-VERSTEEG!, or VerStud, or Steeger
Brouwer-ohymgod ohmygod ohmygod ohshit! (Okay, we haven't used that one yet, but that's his thought process during any scoring chance)
Campbell-51 Phantom, but you can go with Soupy if you want
Seabrook-Biscuit, or Seabs
Hjalmarsson-used to be Hammer, now we've added Super Nintendo Jalmers.
Walker-Big Country, or the worst expletive you can think of.
that's all of them now, I think