We've Got New Hires To Announce

First of all, let me send out a thank you to all of you who inquired about being our links people. We actually were quite surprised at the amount of people who want to send their productivity even more into the toilet. This was not an easy decision, and you know how we feel about things that are hard. Anyway, we're glad to announce that John Dursema -- who's handle will be Second City South Paw -- and Julia Mindeman -- who's edithkeelermustdie -- will be pairing up to provide you with a daily dose of hockey time wasting. To those of you who sent us stuff but we didn't pick, we're sorry, but please know that we have kept everyone's name on file, and as soon as Julia and John have the normal mental breakdown that all of us get here from writing on SCH, you'll be asked to pick up their carcass and fill in. Thanks again so much to everyone, and Julia and John start posting tomorrow morning.

Let's kick this pig!